| [00:19.-3] | There's something I never told you. 有件事我一直没有告诉你 |
| [04:29.-4] | I thought tonight we'd stay at my place. 或许今晚改住我那边啊 |
| [06:41.-1] | Page 42! Page 42! 42页… |
| [08:21.-1] | How can they do this to me? 他们怎么能这么对我？ |
| [10:54.-2] | ...dropped off a fish tank and left! …丢下鱼缸就走了就是这样 |
| [11:51.-3] | Well,that's not bad at all. 那还好嘛 |
| [13:33.-3] | There's nothing between us "animal" at all? 你是说我们之间 就没有任何“兽性”的东西吗 |
| [17:54.-4] | ...as a friend and as your brother. …我是你一辈子的朋友跟兄弟 |
| [17:59.-3] | Hard day,huh? 辛苦了 |
| [18:07.-3] | Dr. Ramoray,report to first floor Emergency stat. 雷大夫，请到一楼急诊室报到 |
| [20:17.-3] | ...it'll never be as good as you thought. …永远不会像你想的一样好 |
| [00:02.01] | -Oh,Drake. -I'm sorry,Amber. 崔克 抱歉，安柏 |
| [00:05.22] | It's like Brad to have to have the last word. 布莱就是这样子，嘴巴不认输 |
| [00:08.79] | Sorry I'm late. What happened? 抱歉，我迟到了，怎么样？ |
| [00:10.62] | We wanna see the end. 我们在看结局 |
| [00:12.12] | I want you,Drake. 我要你，崔克 |
| [00:13.66] | I know you do. 这个我知道 |
| [00:15.03] | But we can never be together that way. 但我们永远不可能会有结果的 |
| [00:17.86] | What? 什么？ |
| [00:21.23] | I'm actually your half-brother. 我是你的异母哥哥 |
| [00:29.47] | So what happens next? 那后来怎么样呢？ |
| [00:31.31] | I get the medical award for separating the Siamese twins. 我帮连体婴动分割手术 得了医学奖 |
| [00:34.81] | Then Amber and I go to Venezuela to meet our other half-brother,Ramon... 然后我跟安柏去委内瑞拉 找另外一个异母哥哥雷蒙… |
| [00:40.35] | ...where I find the world's biggest emerald. It's really big. …我找到了世界最大的翡翠 那真的很大 |
| [00:44.36] | But it's cursed. 但受了诅咒 |
| [00:46.89] | So cool! 好酷喔 |
| [00:48.00] | God,that is good TV! 天啊，真是个好节目 |
| [00:52.10] | The One Where Dr. Ramoray Dies |
| [01:01.87] | 六人行 第2季 第18集 瑞摩瑞医生之死 |
| [01:38.51] | Pheebs,play with me! 菲菲，跟我玩嘛 |
| [01:41.58] | This game is grotesque! 不，这种游戏太畸型了 |
| [01:43.18] | Twenty armless guys joined at the waist by a steel bar... 居然把二十个手无寸铁的男人 串成一长条… |
| [01:47.42] | ...forced to play soccer forever? …被迫无止境地踢足球 |
| [01:50.92] | Hello? Human rights violation! 简直是侵害人权嘛 |
| [01:53.89] | Don't feel so bad. After playing... 不要为他们难过 等他们踢完足球之后… |
| [01:56.26] | ...I break out the plastic women and everybody has a good time. …我把小塑胶妞拿出来 大家都会非常开心的呀 |
| [02:01.77] | Why don't you play with your roommate? 你干嘛不跟你室友玩？ |
| [02:05.60] | He's not a big fan of foosball. 他不爱玩桌上足球 |
| [02:07.77] | Are we not getting along with the new boy? 你跟那个新来的处得不好吗？ |
| [02:10.74] | No,he's all right. He spends most of his time in his room. 不是啊，他很好，只是 多数的时间都关在房间里 |
| [02:14.91] | That's because you haven't gotten to know him. 我想那也许是因为 你没有花时间去了解他 |
| [02:17.62] | Let's remedy that,shall we? 我们来补救，好不好？ |
| [02:19.65] | -We don't need to. -lt'll be fun! 我们不需要补救 要啊，会很好玩的 |
| [02:25.06] | What was that? 什么事？ |
| [02:27.76] | I thought it'd be fun if we had beers and got to know each other. 我只是想我们三人来喝点啤酒 彼此了解一下会很有意思 |
| [02:32.13] | All right. 好呀 |
| [02:33.23] | Oh,good! Okay. 听起来不错 |
| [02:35.10] | Oh,no! I have to go, because I'm late for... 不行，我得走了 因为我还要赶去… |
| [02:39.84] | ... my Green Eggs and Ham discussion group. …“绿蛋与火腿”的研讨会 |
| [02:43.84] | Tonight,it's "Why he would not eat them on a train." 今天晚上主题是… “为什么不在火车上吃呢？” |
| [02:47.45] | -Have fun! Bye! -That was so lame. 好好玩，拜 好烂的藉口 |
| [02:49.81] | I know. 我知道 |
| [02:52.02] | Okay,talk to him. 你跟他谈 |
| [02:57.26] | So you think that Speed Racer guy gets a lot of tickets or...? 你想那个赛车手 被开了多少罚单啊…？ |
| [03:05.33] | That's good. So who broke up with who? 好笑…谁甩了谁啊？ |
| [03:08.00] | I broke up with her. 我甩了她呀 |
| [03:09.33] | She actually thought Sean Penn was the capital of Cambodia. 她真的以为 西恩潘是高棉的首都 |
| [03:14.31] | When everybody knows that the capital of Cambodia is.... 有没有搞错？ 大家都知道高棉的首都是… |
| [03:19.71] | It's not Sean Penn. 不是西恩潘 |
| [03:22.28] | I got a funny one. 好，我有个好笑的 |
| [03:23.78] | My last girlfriend,Tilly. We're eating breakfast,right? 好，我前任的女友叫提莉 我们在吃早餐 |
| [03:27.55] | I made these pancakes. Like,50 pancakes. 我做了很多薄松饼 大概有五十多个吧 |
| [03:30.16] | All of a sudden, she turns to me and says,"Eddie... 突然间她转过来 她就说艾迪… |
| [03:33.46] | ... I don't wanna see you anymore." …我不想再跟你见面了 |
| [03:35.63] | It was literally like she had reached into my chest... 那就好像是 她把手伸进我的胸膛里… |
| [03:38.73] | ... ripped out my heart and smeared it all over my life! …挖出了我的心 把我的生活搞得乱七八糟的 |
| [03:43.30] | There was this incredible abyss and I'm falling. 那就像我面前有一个深渊 我就一直往下掉 |
| [03:46.40] | I keep falling and I don't think I'm ever gonna stop! 我就一直往下掉 永无止境地往下掉 |
| [03:54.48] | That wasn't such a funny story. 这个故事不太好笑，是不是？ |
| [04:02.22] | And a crusty old man Said I'll do what I can 中央公园 |
| [04:02.22] | 一个坏脾气老头说我尽量 |
| [04:04.82] | And the rest of the rats Played maracas 其他老鼠开始摇响葫芦 |
| [04:09.83] | That's it! Thanks! Good night. 唱完了，谢谢，晚安 |
| [04:13.77] | Phoebe's got another job,right? 菲比有别的工作吧？ |
| [04:17.24] | Great set tonight,Pheebs. 唱得很好，菲菲 |
| [04:19.20] | I know. 我知道 |
| [04:21.37] | We should get going. 我想我们该走了 |
| [04:23.44] | We should too. I've got patients at 8 in the morning. 我们也该走了 明天早上八点还有病人 |
| [04:26.44] | You know how we always stay at your apartment? 知道吗？我在想 我们老是在你那边过夜 |
| [04:31.72] | I don't know. I don't have my jammies. 我不知道，我没有带我的睡衣 |
| [04:35.45] | You don't need them. 或许你不需要 |
| [04:37.29] | My baby sister,ladies and gentlemen. 我的小妹妹，各位先生女士 |
| [04:41.59] | Shut up. I'm happy. 闭嘴，我很快乐 |
| [04:44.80] | Oh,this is so nice! I have to make a speech. 这太棒了 我必须说几句话 |
| [04:48.27] | Of all the guys that Monica has been with,and that is a lot... 我只是想说，在摩妮卡 交过的为数众多的男友当中… |
| [04:55.31] | ...I like you the best. …我最喜欢你了 |
| [04:58.14] | Thank you,Pheebs. That's very sweet. 谢谢你，菲菲，嘴真甜 |
| [05:01.38] | You hear that? 听到了吗？ |
| [05:02.78] | She likes me best. And apparently, there have been a lot. 她最喜欢我 而且你显然阅人无数 |
| [05:08.05] | Not a lot. 没有啦 |
| [05:09.42] | Phoebe's kidding. Phoebe's crazy. 菲比在说笑吧，菲比是疯子 |
| [05:13.63] | Phoebe's dead. 菲比死定了 |
| [05:22.63] | I'm looking for Eddie Manoick. 我来找一位曼艾迪 |
| [05:24.77] | He's not here right now. I'm Chandler. 他现在不在 我叫钱德 |
| [05:27.27] | Can I take a message or.... Or a fish tank? 要我帮你留话 还是…拿鱼缸呢？ |
| [05:30.31] | Thanks. 谢了 |
| [05:32.01] | Come on in. 请进 |
| [05:33.75] | I'm Tilly. 我叫提莉 |
| [05:41.25] | I gather by that "Oh," he told you about me. 看你这个样子 他一定跟你提过我了 |
| [05:44.12] | Yeah,your name came up... 提过，你的大名在一段… |
| [05:47.19] | ...in a conversation that terrified me to my very soul. …令我惊心动魄的对话中 曾经出现过了 |
| [05:52.10] | He's kind of intense. 他这人有点激烈吧 |
| [05:53.67] | Yes! Hey,can I ask you, is Eddie a little... 对呀，请问你 艾迪是不是有一点… |
| [05:56.70] | A little what? 有一点怎么样？ |
| [05:57.80] | ...bit country? …有点乡村？ |
| [06:02.44] | Come on in,you roomie! 快进来呀，室友 |
| [06:05.01] | Hello,Tilly. 提莉 |
| [06:06.54] | Eddie,I just came by to drop off your tank. 艾迪，我只是把鱼缸送过来 |
| [06:09.48] | That was very thoughtful of you. 你想得真是周到 |
| [06:11.62] | It's very thoughtful. 非常体帖 |
| [06:17.46] | Well,okay then. 就这样了 |
| [06:19.69] | I'm gonna go. Bye. 我要走了，再见 |
| [06:26.13] | So we getting a fish? 那么我们养鱼了，是不是？ |
| [06:28.03] | You had sex with her. 你们上床了，是不是？ |
| [06:33.50] | Check it out,check it out! 菲菲，你看… |
| [06:35.37] | Soap Opera Digest! That's one of my favorite digests! “肥皂剧文摘” 我最喜欢的文摘之一 |
| [06:45.52] | "New Doc on the Block, Days of our Lives Joey Tribbiani." 医界新秀 “我们的日子”崔乔伊 |
| [06:49.49] | Cool picture! 好酷的照片 |
| [06:51.76] | Oh,I look good. 我好帅 |
| [06:55.09] | Is this true? That you write a lot of your own lines? 这是真的吗？ 很多台词都是你自己写的吗？ |
| [06:59.06] | Well,kind of,yeah. 可以这么说啦 |
| [07:01.87] | Remember last week when Alex was in the accident? 像你记得上礼拜 亚历出了事那一集吗？ |
| [07:05.00] | The line in the script was... 剧本上的台词是… |
| [07:07.00] | ... "If we don't get this woman to a hospital,she's going to die." …“我们不送这女人 去医院的话，她会死的” |
| [07:10.74] | But I made it,"If this woman doesn't get to a hospital... 被我改成了这个女人 不去医院就医的话… |
| [07:13.91] | ...she's not gonna live." …她会活不成的 |
| [07:17.45] | Oh,okay. I see what you did there. 我懂你做了什么了 |
| [07:23.45] | Aren't you afraid the writers will be kind of mad when they read this? 那你不怕那些编剧 看到这篇文章会有点生气吗？ |
| [07:29.19] | I never thought about the writers. The scripts just come to my house. 我倒没有考虑到那些编剧 剧本总是送来我家 |
| [07:36.43] | But you know what? 但你知道吗？ |
| [07:38.04] | This makes me look good, which makes the show look good... 这样让我很有面子 也因为这样子，节目有面子… |
| [07:41.71] | ...which makes the writers look good. So how could they be mad? …也因为这样子，编剧有面子 他们怎么可能会生我的气呢？ |
| [07:46.88] | Makes up most of his lines. 我们的日子 |
| [07:46.88] | 他编了自己大部份的台词 |
| [07:49.11] | Son of a.... 很好… |
| [07:53.32] | Write this,jerk-weed. 写这个，混蛋 |
| [07:55.32] | I fall down an elevator shaft? 我跌下了电梯井 |
| [07:57.29] | What does this mean? I fall down an elevator shaft? 这什么意思？我跌下了电梯井 |
| [08:00.46] | I don't know. I just bring the scripts. 我不知道，我只是送剧本过来 |
| [08:05.46] | They can't kill me! I'm Francesca's long-lost son! 他们不能杀我 我是兰琪失散的儿子呀 |
| [08:09.23] | Right. 对 |
| [08:12.14] | Could you sign? 请你签收，好吗？ |
| [08:13.34] | No! No way! I'm not signing that! 我才不签呢 |
| [08:16.47] | I don't think that will affect the plot of the show. 我不认为 对那个节目的剧情会有影响啊 |
| [08:26.15] | All right,I'm just gonna go. 我要走了 |
| [08:29.29] | Sorry. 很遗撼 |
| [08:36.59] | Well,it wasn't that many guys. 也没有那么多个啦 |
| [08:38.86] | If you consider how many guys there actually are... 我是说，如果你考虑到 全世界有多少男人… |
| [08:42.17] | ...it's a very small percentage. …那个比例非常小 |
| [08:44.77] | It's not that big a deal. I was just curious. 没什么大不了的 我只是…好奇罢了 |
| [08:47.77] | -Good night. -Good night,Richard. 晚安 晚安，理查 |
| [08:49.67] | Good luck,Mon. 祝你好运，摩妮卡 |
| [08:51.71] | Before I tell you,you tell me how many women you've been with. 好，我说之前 你先说你有过几个女人 |
| [08:58.08] | Two. 两个 |
| [08:59.45] | Two? Two? 两个？… |
| [09:02.72] | How is that possible? I mean... 那怎么可能？… |
| [09:05.06] | ... have you seen you? …你知道你长得有多帅吗？ |
| [09:09.29] | I mean,what can I say? 我能说什么呢？ |
| [09:10.90] | I was married to Barbara for 30 years, my high-school sweetheart. 我跟芭芭拉做了三十年的夫妻 我们在高中就认识了 |
| [09:15.30] | Now you. That's two. 加上你，一共两个 |
| [09:17.90] | Two it is. 那就两个吧 |
| [09:20.40] | Time for bed. I'm gonna brush my teeth. 该上床了 我要去刷牙了 |
| [09:23.74] | No,wait a minute now! 你先等一等 |
| [09:25.64] | Come on,it's your turn. 来啊，换你了 |
| [09:27.65] | Oh,come on! 快说呀 |
| [09:30.68] | You know,I don't need the actual number. Just a ballpark. 我也不需要知道确实的数目 只要差不多就可以了 |
| [09:35.89] | Okay,it is definitely less than a ballpark. 绝对比一个“大厦”还要少 |
| [09:43.73] | I am so glad I'm not Monica right now. 真庆幸现在我不是摩妮卡 |
| [09:46.40] | Tell me about it. 那还用说 |
| [09:48.33] | So what's your magic number? 你的神奇数字是多少？ |
| [09:53.70] | Come on,you know everyone I've been with. All both of them. 来嘛，我交过的你都认识 两个你都认识 |
| [09:58.58] | Well,there's you. 有你 |
| [10:01.41] | Better not be doing these in order. 最好不要说我是第一个 |
| [10:05.58] | Billy Dreskin,Pete Carny. 崔比利，柯彼得 |
| [10:09.29] | Barry. 贝利 |
| [10:11.72] | Paolo. 还有…保罗 |
| [10:12.89] | Oh,yes,the weenie from Turinie. 对，托里尼来的蠢蛋 |
| [10:17.76] | Honey,are you jealous of Paolo? 蜜糖，你嫉妒保罗吗？ |
| [10:21.60] | I'm so much happier with you than I ever was with him. 跟他从没像跟你在一起 这么快乐过 |
| [10:25.40] | -Really? -Oh,please! 真的？ 拜托 |
| [10:27.71] | That Paolo thing was barely a relationship. 跟保罗那一段根本就不能算 |
| [10:31.08] | All it really was was just meaningless,animal sex. 那只能算是 无意义的野兽的性关系 |
| [10:38.72] | Okay,you know,that sounded so much better in my head. 我这么说让我自己觉得好多了 |
| [10:44.66] | I didn't sleep with your ex-girlfriend. 艾迪 我没有跟你的前任女友上床 |
| [10:47.09] | That's exactly what someone who slept with her would say. 有意思，因为跟她上过床的人 都会这么说 |
| [10:50.63] | This is nuts! Crazy! She came over for two minutes... 你疯了，你疯了，是不是？ 她只来了两分钟而已… |
| [10:56.47] | Where's Buddy? 巴迪在哪里？ |
| [10:57.90] | Buddy? 巴迪？ |
| [10:59.24] | My fish,Buddy. 我的鱼巴迪 |
| [11:01.67] | There was no fish when she dropped it off. 她根本就没有带鱼来 里面没有任何东西 |
| [11:04.18] | This is unbelievable! 这真令人难以置信 |
| [11:06.61] | You sleep with my ex-girlfriend, insult my intelligence by lying... 你先跟我的前任女友上床 以为我会笨到去相信你的谎言 |
| [11:10.82] | ...then you kill my fish? My Buddy? 然后你杀了我的鱼 我的巴迪？ |
| [11:13.15] | I didn't kill your fish! 我没有杀你的鱼啊 |
| [11:15.09] | Look,Eddie 你听我说，艾迪… |
| [11:20.26] | Would you look at what I'm doing? 你看我在做什么，好不好？ |
| [11:23.00] | Now that can't be smart. 那样太不聪明了 |
| [11:28.03] | So we're just gonna take this guy right off you... 所以我们要把那个傢伙 给拿开… |
| [11:31.27] | ...and put him here in Mr. Pocket. …把它放到我的口袋先生里 |
| [11:35.84] | Tangelo? 来个橘子吧 |
| [11:46.62] | That's it? That's the giant number you were afraid to tell me? 就这样吗？ 害怕告诉我的庞大数目吗？ |
| [11:53.26] | You had me thinking it was, like,a fleet. 我是说，你害我以为 你有一“托拉库”的人 |
| [11:57.40] | You're okay with it? 你真的觉得没关系？ |
| [11:58.63] | Oh,honey,I'm fine. 亲爱的，没关系 |
| [12:05.10] | Okay,about that two. 对了，关于那两个… |
| [12:07.37] | What? 什么？ |
| [12:08.64] | All right. 好吧 |
| [12:10.57] | What about my two? 我的“两个”怎么样？ |
| [12:11.91] | It just seems like a really small number. 只是听起来真的好少喔 |
| [12:14.78] | Right. 对呀 |
| [12:18.62] | Don't you have a lot of wild oats to sow? 我是说，难道你没有欲望 到处去采花吗？ |
| [12:22.25] | Or is that what you're doing with me? Oh,my God! Am I an oat? 你现在就是在那样对我吗？ 天啊，我是花吗？ |
| [12:27.46] | Honey,you are not an oat. 亲爱的，你不是被采的花 |
| [12:29.43] | I don't know,I guess I'm just not an oat guy. 我不知道 我猜我不是那一型的 |
| [12:33.43] | I've only slept with women I love. 我只跟我爱的女人上床 |
| [12:36.00] | You've only slept with two people. 但是你只跟两个人上过床 |
| [12:42.77] | Right. 对 |
| [12:51.78] | You know I love you too,right? 你一定知道我也爱你吧？ |
| [12:54.75] | Now I do. 现在我知道了 |
| [13:02.26] | Ross,please listen to me. 罗斯…拜托听我说 |
| [13:05.10] | You are so much better for me than Paolo ever was. 罗斯，你比保罗好太多了 |
| [13:08.33] | You care about me,you're loving, you make me laugh. 我是说，你关心我 我心中有爱，你会逗我笑 |
| [13:11.67] | If I make you laugh,here's an idea. 那样的话，我有个主意 |
| [13:14.34] | Invite Paolo to have a romp in the sack... 你可以邀请保罗过来 在床上野兽一下… |
| [13:16.67] | ...and I'll stand in the corner and tell knock-knock jokes! …而我就站在角落 讲敲门的笑话 |
| [13:23.21] | What we have is special! All Paolo and I ever had was 罗斯，我们的感情很特别！ 我跟保罗有的只是… |
| [13:26.52] | "Animal sex"? “野兽的性关系”？ |
| [13:31.02] | So what are you saying? 所以你什么意思呢？ |
| [13:36.13] | There's not even, like,a little animal? 连一点点…一点兽性都没有？ |
| [13:40.23] | Not even,like... 甚至连…连像… |
| [13:42.20] | ...chipmunk sex? …花栗鼠性 |
| [13:47.20] | Try to hear me,okay? 拜托，你听我说 |
| [13:50.21] | I'm not gonna lie to you. 我不想对你说谎 |
| [13:52.91] | -lt was good with Paolo. -Knock-knock. 跟保罗的性很好 敲敲门 |
| [13:58.48] | But what you and I have is so much better. 但我们两个之间的比那好多了 |
| [14:01.72] | We have tenderness, we have intimacy,we connect. 我们有温柔，我们有亲密 我们灵犀相通 |
| [14:06.22] | You know? I swear. 而且我发誓 |
| [14:07.93] | This is the best... 我从来没有过… |
| [14:10.26] | ... I have ever had. …像你这么棒的 |
| [14:14.60] | Until now. 直到现在 |
| [14:24.18] | Richard told me he loved me. 理查刚说他爱我 |
| [14:25.94] | -Oh,my God! -I know! 天啊 我知道 |
| [14:27.24] | Honey,that's great! 太棒了 |
| [14:28.78] | I know! 我知道 |
| [14:30.21] | -I just can't find -Top drawer. 我只是找不到… 在第一个抽屉 |
| [14:32.12] | -Hurry. -Why? You need one too? 你也要啊 对呀 |
| [14:37.25] | Found them! 找到了 |
| [14:43.36] | There's only one. 只有一个 |
| [14:47.60] | We'll be right there. We're just trying to decide something. 我马上来 我们…在决定事情 |
| [15:09.59] | -They're trying to decide something. -Good. Good,good. 她们两个在决定事情 好，很好 |
| [15:19.30] | So was your mustache Did it used to be different? 你的…你的小胡子 跟以前有不同吗？ |
| [15:30.61] | How do you,you know, keep it so neat? 你怎么能够保持得那么整齐？ |
| [15:35.58] | I have a comb. 我有一把小梳子 |
| [15:41.29] | -What is that? -A mustache comb. 那个梳子叫什么？ 胡子梳 |
| [15:43.32] | Thank you. 谢谢 |
| [15:46.02] | Okay,I will do your laundry for one month. 我帮你洗一个月的衣服 |
| [15:52.43] | I will,I will,I will.... 我会…我会… |
| [15:54.30] | I will clean the apartment for two months. 我打扫两个月的房子，如何？ |
| [15:57.20] | I'll give this to you now,if you tell me where we keep the dustpan. 只要你告诉我我们把畚箕 放在哪里，这个我现在给你 |
| [16:11.28] | So were you in Nam? 你有没有打过越战？ |
| [16:17.49] | -Rock,paper,scissors? -Gotcha. 剪刀石头布 没问题 |
| [16:20.29] | One,two,three. 一，二，三 |
| [16:22.29] | Yes! 太棒了 |
| [16:25.20] | Fine. Go have sex. 很好，上床吧 |
| [16:29.80] | No! You have got it completely wrong! 不对，你完完全全搞错了 |
| [16:32.37] | John Savage was Deer Hunter, no legs. 强沙维奇是 “越战猎鹿人”，没有腿 |
| [16:35.47] | Jon Voight was Coming Home, couldn't feel his legs. 强沃特是“归乡”，腿瘫痪了 |
| [16:38.58] | You've got it totally the other way around,my friend. Jon Voight 你完完全全搞反了，朋友 强沃特是… |
| [16:42.91] | -Honey? -What? 亲爱的 什么？ |
| [16:53.36] | Shall we? 进去吧 |
| [16:54.39] | It's not gonna happen. 今晚不可能了 |
| [16:56.09] | They're doing it tonight. We can do it tomorrow. 今天晚上他们做 我们可以明天再做 |
| [17:02.33] | In the future,if I could see the schedule beforehand.... 下一次的时间表 可不可以先让我看看？ |
| [17:09.37] | So when I woke up this morning... 我今天早上醒过来的时候… |
| [17:11.38] | ... he'd stolen all the insoles out of my shoes! …发现他偷了我所有的鞋垫 |
| [17:14.91] | Why? 为什么？ |
| [17:16.08] | He thinks I slept with his ex-girlfriend and killed his fish. 那傢伙以为我睡了他前任女友 而且还杀了他的鱼 |
| [17:20.18] | Why would you kill his fish? 你干嘛杀了他的鱼？ |
| [17:25.39] | Because sometimes after you sleep with someone... 菲比，因为有时候 你跟人上床之后… |
| [17:28.26] | ...you have to kill a fish. …就必须要杀条鱼 |
| [17:32.76] | Chandler,honey... 钱德，宝贝… |
| [17:34.40] | ... I'm sorry. …抱歉 |
| [17:35.73] | Can we watch Joey's show now,please? 可以看乔伊的节目了吗？ |
| [17:38.60] | Wait. He's not here yet. 等等，他还没有到 |
| [17:40.30] | He knows what happens. 他知道情节 |
| [17:43.81] | I'm fine about my problem now, by the way. 对了，我不在乎我的问题了 |
| [17:49.48] | Amber... 安柏… |
| [17:51.38] | ...I'll always be there for you... …你需要的时候永远有我… |
| [17:56.75] | Oh,Drake. 崔克 |
| [18:00.49] | First the medical award,now this? 先是医学大奖，然后是这个 |
| [18:03.43] | Some guys are just lucky,I guess. 是呀，我猜有些人天生好运 |
| [18:12.44] | Well,then... 那么… |
| [18:14.67] | ... I guess that's me. …我猜在叫我了 |
| [18:18.84] | Anyone else need to go on the elevator? Dr. Horton? Dr. Wall? 还有谁想坐电梯的？ 何大夫？华大夫？ |
| [18:23.58] | They only said you. 他们只叫你一个人啊 |
| [18:27.75] | Oh,okay. All right. 好吧 |
| [18:30.59] | I love you. 我爱你，崔克 |
| [18:32.02] | Yeah,whatever. 是呀，随便啦 |
| [18:34.49] | Oh,no! 不… |
| [18:35.76] | Drake,look out! 崔克，小心，崔克… |
| [18:41.70] | -Did they just kill off Joey? -No! 他们刚刚甩了乔伊 不 |
| [18:46.47] | Now maybe. 好像真的 |
| [18:49.71] | Come on! Open up! We want to talk to you! 开门，我们想跟你谈一谈 |
| [18:53.01] | I don't feel like talking! 我不想谈 |
| [18:54.68] | Come on! We care about you. 别这样了，乔伊 我们关心你 |
| [18:56.78] | -We're worried about you. -And some of us really have to pee! 我们很关心你 我们有些人真的很急呀 |
| [19:05.06] | I'm sorry,Joey. 抱歉，乔伊 |
| [19:08.73] | Listen,sorry about your death. That really sucks. 听着，很遗撼你的死 真的很惨耶 |
| [19:12.86] | -We came over as soon as we saw. -How could you not tell us? 我们一看到就赶过来了 你怎么不告诉我们呢？ |
| [19:16.37] | I don't know. I was kind of hoping no one would ever find out. 我不知道 我有点希望没有人会发现 |
| [19:21.57] | Well,maybe they could find a way to bring you back. 或许他们可以让你起死回生 |
| [19:25.68] | They said that when they found my body, my brain was so smashed in... 他们说当找到我尸体的时候 我的脑袋已经摔得稀巴烂了… |
| [19:30.25] | ...that the only doctor who could've saved me was me. …而唯一救得了我的人是我 |
| [19:35.65] | It's supposed to be some kind of irony. 说是故意要看起来讽刺什么的 |
| [19:39.86] | But Joey,you're gonna be fine. 乔伊，你不会有事的 |
| [19:41.76] | You don't need that show. It was just a dumb soap opera. 你不需要那个节目 那只是个蠢的肥皂剧嘛 |
| [19:45.40] | This was the greatest thing that ever happened to me. 菲比，那是我这辈子最棒的事 |
| [19:48.77] | Yes! I was going to incorporate that. 没错，我本来还要那样说的 |
| [19:52.90] | Here's Monica. She'll have something nice to say. 很好，摩妮卡来了 她会说句好听的啦 |
| [19:57.61] | I straightened out your shower curtain so you won't get mildew. 我把你的浴帘拉直了以免发霉 |
| [20:02.45] | What? To me,that's nice. 怎么了？那是好事啊 |
| [20:05.58] | It'll be okay. You know that. 不要紧的，你也知道嘛 |
| [20:08.12] | No,I don't. 不，我不知道 |
| [20:11.05] | It's like you work your whole life for something... 像你奋斗了一辈子去追求… |
| [20:14.59] | ...and you think that when you get it... …当你认为你办到的时候… |
| [20:19.56] | But this so was. 不过这个是啊 |
| [20:21.70] | It changed everything. 它改变了一切 |
| [20:23.47] | Like,the other day, I got this credit card application... 前几天呢，我去申请信用卡… |
| [20:26.94] | ...and I was pre-approved! …我竟然被保送过关了 |
| [20:31.74] | I've never been pre-approved for anything in my life! 我这辈子从没被保送过关过 |
| [20:35.31] | I'm sorry,man. 很遗撼，老兄 |
| [20:37.08] | I don't know if this'll mean anything to you... 乔伊 我不知道这对你有没有意义… |
| [20:40.58] | ... but you'll always be pre-approved with us. …但我们总是会保送你过关 |
| [20:44.49] | That means nothing to me. 不，那对我没有意义 |
| [20:53.43] | Pecan sandy? Just made them. 大胡桃饼，刚出炉的 |
| [20:56.93] | Yeah,all right. 对，好 |
| [21:00.00] | Are these raisins? 这是什么？葡萄干吗？ |
| [21:02.41] | Sure,why not? 当然了，有何不可？ |
| [21:10.65] | Listen,Eddie. 听我说，艾迪 |
| [21:13.62] | I've been thinking about our living situation. 我想过 我们目前住在一起的情况了 |
| [21:17.25] | Why are you smiling? 你为什么要笑？ |
| [21:18.62] | I got a little surprise. Look. There's a new fishy. 我有个小小的惊喜 我买了条新鱼 |
| [21:22.53] | I named him... 我叫它… |
| [21:24.09] | ... Chandler,you know,after you. …钱德，以你为名 |
| [21:35.81] | Well,that's not even a real fish. 那根本不是一条真鱼啊 |
| [21:39.88] | No,that's a Goldfish cracker. 那是金鱼饼干耶 |
| [21:44.18] | So what's your point,man? 你要说什么？ |
| [21:50.02] | Okay,good night. 晚安了 |
| [21:52.82] | You big freak of nature! 大自然爱好者 |
| [22:21.65] | -Brisk tonight. -Oh,man. 今天晚上好冷 老兄 |
| [22:24.89] | -Let's never speak of this. -You got it. 我们都不要提了 没问题 |
| [00:19.-3] | There' s something I never told you. you jian shi wo yi zhi mei you gao su ni |
| [04:29.-4] | I thought tonight we' d stay at my place. huo xu jin wan gai zhu wo na bian a |
| [06:41.-1] | Page 42! Page 42! 42 ye |
| [08:21.-1] | How can they do this to me? ta men zen me neng zhe me dui wo? |
| [10:54.-2] | ... dropped off a fish tank and left! diu xia yu gang jiu zou le jiu shi zhe yang |
| [11:51.-3] | Well, that' s not bad at all. na hai hao ma |
| [13:33.-3] | There' s nothing between us " animal" at all? ni shi shuo wo men zhi jian jiu mei you ren he" shou xing" de dong xi ma |
| [17:54.-4] | ... as a friend and as your brother. wo shi ni yi bei zi de peng you gen xiong di |
| [17:59.-3] | Hard day, huh? xin ku le |
| [18:07.-3] | Dr. Ramoray, report to first floor Emergency stat. lei dai fu, qing dao yi lou ji zhen shi bao dao |
| [20:17.-3] | ... it' ll never be as good as you thought. yong yuan bu hui xiang ni xiang de yi yang hao |
| [00:02.01] | Oh, Drake. I' m sorry, Amber. cui ke bao qian, an bai |
| [00:05.22] | It' s like Brad to have to have the last word. bu lai jiu shi zhe yang zi, zui ba bu ren shu |
| [00:08.79] | Sorry I' m late. What happened? bao qian, wo chi dao le, zen me yang? |
| [00:10.62] | We wanna see the end. wo men zai kan jie ju |
| [00:12.12] | I want you, Drake. wo yao ni, cui ke |
| [00:13.66] | I know you do. zhe ge wo zhi dao |
| [00:15.03] | But we can never be together that way. dan wo men yong yuan bu ke neng hui you jie guo de |
| [00:17.86] | What? shen me? |
| [00:21.23] | I' m actually your halfbrother. wo shi ni de yi mu ge ge |
| [00:29.47] | So what happens next? na hou lai zen me yang ne? |
| [00:31.31] | I get the medical award for separating the Siamese twins. wo bang lian ti ying dong fen ge shou shu de le yi xue jiang |
| [00:34.81] | Then Amber and I go to Venezuela to meet our other halfbrother, Ramon... ran hou wo gen an bai qu wei nei rui la zhao ling wai yi ge yi mu ge ge lei meng |
| [00:40.35] | ... where I find the world' s biggest emerald. It' s really big. wo zhao dao le shi jie zui da de fei cui na zhen de hen da |
| [00:44.36] | But it' s cursed. dan shou le zu zhou |
| [00:46.89] | So cool! hao ku o |
| [00:48.00] | God, that is good TV! tian a, zhen shi ge hao jie mu |
| [00:52.10] | The One Where Dr. Ramoray Dies |
| [01:01.87] | liu ren xing di 2 ji di 18 ji rui mo rui yi sheng zhi si |
| [01:38.51] | Pheebs, play with me! fei fei, gen wo wan ma |
| [01:41.58] | This game is grotesque! bu, zhe zhong you xi tai ji xing le |
| [01:43.18] | Twenty armless guys joined at the waist by a steel bar... ju ran ba er shi ge shou wu cun tie de nan ren chuan cheng yi chang tiao |
| [01:47.42] | ... forced to play soccer forever? bei po wu zhi jing di ti zu qiu |
| [01:50.92] | Hello? Human rights violation! jian zhi shi qin hai ren quan ma |
| [01:53.89] | Don' t feel so bad. After playing... bu yao wei ta men nan guo deng ta men ti wan zu qiu zhi hou |
| [01:56.26] | ... I break out the plastic women and everybody has a good time. wo ba xiao su jiao niu na chu lai da jia dou hui fei chang kai xin de ya |
| [02:01.77] | Why don' t you play with your roommate? ni gan ma bu gen ni shi you wan? |
| [02:05.60] | He' s not a big fan of foosball. ta bu ai wan zhuo shang zu qiu |
| [02:07.77] | Are we not getting along with the new boy? ni gen na ge xin lai de chu de bu hao ma? |
| [02:10.74] | No, he' s all right. He spends most of his time in his room. bu shi a, ta hen hao, zhi shi duo shu de shi jian dou guan zai fang jian li |
| [02:14.91] | That' s because you haven' t gotten to know him. wo xiang na ye xu shi yin wei ni mei you hua shi jian qu liao jie ta |
| [02:17.62] | Let' s remedy that, shall we? wo men lai bu jiu, hao bu hao? |
| [02:19.65] | We don' t need to. lt' ll be fun! wo men bu xu yao bu jiu yao a, hui hen hao wan de |
| [02:25.06] | What was that? shen me shi? |
| [02:27.76] | I thought it' d be fun if we had beers and got to know each other. wo zhi shi xiang wo men san ren lai he dian pi jiu bi ci liao jie yi xia hui hen you yi si |
| [02:32.13] | All right. hao ya |
| [02:33.23] | Oh, good! Okay. ting qi lai bu cuo |
| [02:35.10] | Oh, no! I have to go, because I' m late for... bu xing, wo de zou le yin wei wo hai yao gan qu |
| [02:39.84] | ... my Green Eggs and Ham discussion group. " lv dan yu huo tui" de yan tao hui |
| [02:43.84] | Tonight, it' s " Why he would not eat them on a train." jin tian wan shang zhu ti shi " wei shi me bu zai huo che shang chi ne?" |
| [02:47.45] | Have fun! Bye! That was so lame. hao hao wan, bai hao lan de jie kou |
| [02:49.81] | I know. wo zhi dao |
| [02:52.02] | Okay, talk to him. ni gen ta tan |
| [02:57.26] | So you think that Speed Racer guy gets a lot of tickets or...? ni xiang na ge sai che shou bei kai le duo shao fa dan a? |
| [03:05.33] | That' s good. So who broke up with who? hao xiao shui shuai le shui a? |
| [03:08.00] | I broke up with her. wo shuai le ta ya |
| [03:09.33] | She actually thought Sean Penn was the capital of Cambodia. ta zhen de yi wei xi en pan shi gao mian de shou du |
| [03:14.31] | When everybody knows that the capital of Cambodia is.... you mei you gao cuo? da jia dou zhi dao gao mian de shou du shi |
| [03:19.71] | It' s not Sean Penn. bu shi xi en pan |
| [03:22.28] | I got a funny one. hao, wo you ge hao xiao de |
| [03:23.78] | My last girlfriend, Tilly. We' re eating breakfast, right? hao, wo qian ren de nv you jiao ti li wo men zai chi zao can |
| [03:27.55] | I made these pancakes. Like, 50 pancakes. wo zuo le hen duo bao song bing da gai you wu shi duo ge ba |
| [03:30.16] | All of a sudden, she turns to me and says," Eddie... tu ran jian ta zhuan guo lai ta jiu shuo ai di |
| [03:33.46] | ... I don' t wanna see you anymore." wo bu xiang zai gen ni jian mian le |
| [03:35.63] | It was literally like she had reached into my chest... na jiu hao xiang shi ta ba shou shen jin wo de xiong tang li |
| [03:38.73] | ... ripped out my heart and smeared it all over my life! wa chu le wo de xin ba wo de sheng huo gao de luan qi ba zao de |
| [03:43.30] | There was this incredible abyss and I' m falling. na jiu xiang wo mian qian you yi ge shen yuan wo jiu yi zhi wang xia diao |
| [03:46.40] | I keep falling and I don' t think I' m ever gonna stop! wo jiu yi zhi wang xia diao yong wu zhi jing di wang xia diao |
| [03:54.48] | That wasn' t such a funny story. zhe ge gu shi bu tai hao xiao, shi bu shi? |
| [04:02.22] | And a crusty old man Said I' ll do what I can zhong yang gong yuan |
| [04:02.22] | yi ge huai pi qi lao tou shuo wo jin liang |
| [04:04.82] | And the rest of the rats Played maracas qi ta lao shu kai shi yao xiang hu lu |
| [04:09.83] | That' s it! Thanks! Good night. chang wan le, xie xie, wan an |
| [04:13.77] | Phoebe' s got another job, right? fei bi you bie de gong zuo ba? |
| [04:17.24] | Great set tonight, Pheebs. chang de hen hao, fei fei |
| [04:19.20] | I know. wo zhi dao |
| [04:21.37] | We should get going. wo xiang wo men gai zou le |
| [04:23.44] | We should too. I' ve got patients at 8 in the morning. wo men ye gai zou le ming tian zao shang ba dian hai you bing ren |
| [04:26.44] | You know how we always stay at your apartment? zhi dao ma? wo zai xiang wo men lao shi zai ni na bian guo ye |
| [04:31.72] | I don' t know. I don' t have my jammies. wo bu zhi dao, wo mei you dai wo de shui yi |
| [04:35.45] | You don' t need them. huo xu ni bu xu yao |
| [04:37.29] | My baby sister, ladies and gentlemen. wo de xiao mei mei, ge wei xian sheng nv shi |
| [04:41.59] | Shut up. I' m happy. bi zui, wo hen kuai le |
| [04:44.80] | Oh, this is so nice! I have to make a speech. zhe tai bang le wo bi xu shuo ji ju hua |
| [04:48.27] | Of all the guys that Monica has been with, and that is a lot... wo zhi shi xiang shuo, zai mo ni ka jiao guo de wei shu zhong duo de nan you dang zhong |
| [04:55.31] | ... I like you the best. wo zui xi huan ni le |
| [04:58.14] | Thank you, Pheebs. That' s very sweet. xie xie ni, fei fei, zui zhen tian |
| [05:01.38] | You hear that? ting dao le ma? |
| [05:02.78] | She likes me best. And apparently, there have been a lot. ta zui xi huan wo er qie ni xian ran yue ren wu shu |
| [05:08.05] | Not a lot. mei you la |
| [05:09.42] | Phoebe' s kidding. Phoebe' s crazy. fei bi zai shuo xiao ba, fei bi shi feng zi |
| [05:13.63] | Phoebe' s dead. fei bi si ding le |
| [05:22.63] | I' m looking for Eddie Manoick. wo lai zhao yi wei man ai di |
| [05:24.77] | He' s not here right now. I' m Chandler. ta xian zai bu zai wo jiao qian de |
| [05:27.27] | Can I take a message or.... Or a fish tank? yao wo bang ni liu hua hai shi na yu gang ne? |
| [05:30.31] | Thanks. xie le |
| [05:32.01] | Come on in. qing jin |
| [05:33.75] | I' m Tilly. wo jiao ti li |
| [05:41.25] | I gather by that " Oh," he told you about me. kan ni zhe ge yang zi ta yi ding gen ni ti guo wo le |
| [05:44.12] | Yeah, your name came up... ti guo, ni de da ming zai yi duan |
| [05:47.19] | ... in a conversation that terrified me to my very soul. ling wo jing xin dong po de dui hua zhong ceng jing chu xian guo le |
| [05:52.10] | He' s kind of intense. ta zhe ren you dian ji lie ba |
| [05:53.67] | Yes! Hey, can I ask you, is Eddie a little... dui ya, qing wen ni ai di shi bu shi you yi dian |
| [05:56.70] | A little what? you yi dian zen me yang? |
| [05:57.80] | ... bit country? you dian xiang cun? |
| [06:02.44] | Come on in, you roomie! kuai jin lai ya, shi you |
| [06:05.01] | Hello, Tilly. ti li |
| [06:06.54] | Eddie, I just came by to drop off your tank. ai di, wo zhi shi ba yu gang song guo lai |
| [06:09.48] | That was very thoughtful of you. ni xiang de zhen shi zhou dao |
| [06:11.62] | It' s very thoughtful. fei chang ti tie |
| [06:17.46] | Well, okay then. jiu zhe yang le |
| [06:19.69] | I' m gonna go. Bye. wo yao zou le, zai jian |
| [06:26.13] | So we getting a fish? na me wo men yang yu le, shi bu shi? |
| [06:28.03] | You had sex with her. ni men shang chuang le, shi bu shi? |
| [06:33.50] | Check it out, check it out! fei fei, ni kan |
| [06:35.37] | Soap Opera Digest! That' s one of my favorite digests! " fei zao ju wen zhai" wo zui xi huan de wen zhai zhi yi |
| [06:45.52] | " New Doc on the Block, Days of our Lives Joey Tribbiani." yi jie xin xiu " wo men de ri zi" cui qiao yi |
| [06:49.49] | Cool picture! hao ku de zhao pian |
| [06:51.76] | Oh, I look good. wo hao shuai |
| [06:55.09] | Is this true? That you write a lot of your own lines? zhe shi zhen de ma? hen duo tai ci dou shi ni zi ji xie de ma? |
| [06:59.06] | Well, kind of, yeah. ke yi zhe me shuo la |
| [07:01.87] | Remember last week when Alex was in the accident? xiang ni ji de shang li bai ya li chu liao shi na yi ji ma? |
| [07:05.00] | The line in the script was... ju ben shang de tai ci shi |
| [07:07.00] | ... " If we don' t get this woman to a hospital, she' s going to die." " wo men bu song zhe nv ren qu yi yuan de hua, ta hui si de" |
| [07:10.74] | But I made it," If this woman doesn' t get to a hospital... bei wo gai cheng le zhe ge nv ren bu qu yi yuan jiu yi de hua |
| [07:13.91] | ... she' s not gonna live." ta hui huo bu cheng de |
| [07:17.45] | Oh, okay. I see what you did there. wo dong ni zuo le shen me le |
| [07:23.45] | Aren' t you afraid the writers will be kind of mad when they read this? na ni bu pa nei xie bian ju kan dao zhe pian wen zhang hui you dian sheng qi ma? |
| [07:29.19] | I never thought about the writers. The scripts just come to my house. wo dao mei you kao lv dao nei xie bian ju ju ben zong shi song lai wo jia |
| [07:36.43] | But you know what? dan ni zhi dao ma? |
| [07:38.04] | This makes me look good, which makes the show look good... zhe yang rang wo hen you mian zi ye yin wei zhe yang zi, jie mu you mian zi |
| [07:41.71] | ... which makes the writers look good. So how could they be mad? ye yin wei zhe yang zi, bian ju you mian zi ta men zen me ke neng hui sheng wo de qi ne? |
| [07:46.88] | Makes up most of his lines. wo men de ri zi |
| [07:46.88] | ta bian le zi ji da bu fen de tai ci |
| [07:49.11] | Son of a.... hen hao |
| [07:53.32] | Write this, jerkweed. xie zhe ge, hun dan |
| [07:55.32] | I fall down an elevator shaft? wo die xia le dian ti jing |
| [07:57.29] | What does this mean? I fall down an elevator shaft? zhe shen me yi si? wo die xia le dian ti jing |
| [08:00.46] | I don' t know. I just bring the scripts. wo bu zhi dao, wo zhi shi song ju ben guo lai |
| [08:05.46] | They can' t kill me! I' m Francesca' s longlost son! ta men bu neng sha wo wo shi lan qi shi san de er zi ya |
| [08:09.23] | Right. dui |
| [08:12.14] | Could you sign? qing ni qian shou, hao ma? |
| [08:13.34] | No! No way! I' m not signing that! wo cai bu qian ne |
| [08:16.47] | I don' t think that will affect the plot of the show. wo bu ren wei dui na ge jie mu di ju qing hui you ying xiang a |
| [08:26.15] | All right, I' m just gonna go. wo yao zou le |
| [08:29.29] | Sorry. hen yi han |
| [08:36.59] | Well, it wasn' t that many guys. ye mei you na me duo ge la |
| [08:38.86] | If you consider how many guys there actually are... wo shi shuo, ru guo ni kao lv dao quan shi jie you duo shao nan ren |
| [08:42.17] | ... it' s a very small percentage. na ge bi li fei chang xiao |
| [08:44.77] | It' s not that big a deal. I was just curious. mei shen me da bu liao de wo zhi shi hao qi ba le |
| [08:47.77] | Good night. Good night, Richard. wan an wan an, li cha |
| [08:49.67] | Good luck, Mon. zhu ni hao yun, mo ni ka |
| [08:51.71] | Before I tell you, you tell me how many women you' ve been with. hao, wo shuo zhi qian ni xian shuo ni you guo ji ge nv ren |
| [08:58.08] | Two. liang ge |
| [08:59.45] | Two? Two? liang ge? |
| [09:02.72] | How is that possible? I mean... na zen me ke neng? |
| [09:05.06] | ... have you seen you? ni zhi dao ni zhang de you duo shuai ma? |
| [09:09.29] | I mean, what can I say? wo neng shuo shi mo ne? |
| [09:10.90] | I was married to Barbara for 30 years, my highschool sweetheart. wo gen ba ba la zuo le san shi nian de fu qi wo men zai gao zhong jiu ren shi le |
| [09:15.30] | Now you. That' s two. jia shang ni, yi gong liang ge |
| [09:17.90] | Two it is. na jiu liang ge ba |
| [09:20.40] | Time for bed. I' m gonna brush my teeth. gai shang chuang le wo yao qu shua ya le |
| [09:23.74] | No, wait a minute now! ni xian deng yi deng |
| [09:25.64] | Come on, it' s your turn. lai a, huan ni le |
| [09:27.65] | Oh, come on! kuai shuo ya |
| [09:30.68] | You know, I don' t need the actual number. Just a ballpark. wo ye bu xu yao zhi dao que shi de shu mu zhi yao cha bu duo jiu ke yi le |
| [09:35.89] | Okay, it is definitely less than a ballpark. jue dui bi yi ge" da sha" hai yao shao |
| [09:43.73] | I am so glad I' m not Monica right now. zhen qing xing xian zai wo bu shi mo ni ka |
| [09:46.40] | Tell me about it. na hai yong shuo |
| [09:48.33] | So what' s your magic number? ni de shen ji shu zi shi duo shao? |
| [09:53.70] | Come on, you know everyone I' ve been with. All both of them. lai ma, wo jiao guo de ni dou ren shi liang ge ni dou ren shi |
| [09:58.58] | Well, there' s you. you ni |
| [10:01.41] | Better not be doing these in order. zui hao bu yao shuo wo shi di yi ge |
| [10:05.58] | Billy Dreskin, Pete Carny. cui bi li, ke bi de |
| [10:09.29] | Barry. bei li |
| [10:11.72] | Paolo. hai you bao luo |
| [10:12.89] | Oh, yes, the weenie from Turinie. dui, tuo li ni lai de chun dan |
| [10:17.76] | Honey, are you jealous of Paolo? mi tang, ni ji du bao luo ma? |
| [10:21.60] | I' m so much happier with you than I ever was with him. gen ta cong mei xiang gen ni zai yi qi zhe me kuai le guo |
| [10:25.40] | Really? Oh, please! zhen de? bai tuo |
| [10:27.71] | That Paolo thing was barely a relationship. gen bao luo na yi duan gen ben jiu bu neng suan |
| [10:31.08] | All it really was was just meaningless, animal sex. na zhi neng suan shi wu yi yi de ye shou de xing guan xi |
| [10:38.72] | Okay, you know, that sounded so much better in my head. wo zhe me shuo rang wo zi ji jue de hao duo le |
| [10:44.66] | I didn' t sleep with your exgirlfriend. ai di wo mei you gen ni de qian ren nv you shang chuang |
| [10:47.09] | That' s exactly what someone who slept with her would say. you yi si, yin wei gen ta shang guo chuang de ren dou hui zhe me shuo |
| [10:50.63] | This is nuts! Crazy! She came over for two minutes... ni feng le, ni feng le, shi bu shi? ta zhi lai le liang fen zhong er yi |
| [10:56.47] | Where' s Buddy? ba di zai na li? |
| [10:57.90] | Buddy? ba di? |
| [10:59.24] | My fish, Buddy. wo de yu ba di |
| [11:01.67] | There was no fish when she dropped it off. ta gen ben jiu mei you dai yu lai li mian mei you ren he dong xi |
| [11:04.18] | This is unbelievable! zhe zhen ling ren nan yi zhi xin |
| [11:06.61] | You sleep with my exgirlfriend, insult my intelligence by lying... ni xian gen wo de qian ren nv you shang chuang yi wei wo hui ben dao qu xiang xin ni de huang yan |
| [11:10.82] | ... then you kill my fish? My Buddy? ran hou ni sha le wo de yu wo de ba di? |
| [11:13.15] | I didn' t kill your fish! wo mei you sha ni de yu a |
| [11:15.09] | Look, Eddie ni ting wo shuo, ai di |
| [11:20.26] | Would you look at what I' m doing? ni kan wo zai zuo shi mo, hao bu hao? |
| [11:23.00] | Now that can' t be smart. na yang tai bu cong ming liao |
| [11:28.03] | So we' re just gonna take this guy right off you... suo yi wo men yao ba na ge jia huo gei na kai |
| [11:31.27] | ... and put him here in Mr. Pocket. ba ta fang dao wo de kou dai xian sheng li |
| [11:35.84] | Tangelo? lai ge ju zi ba |
| [11:46.62] | That' s it? That' s the giant number you were afraid to tell me? jiu zhe yang ma? hai pa gao su wo de pang da shu mu ma? |
| [11:53.26] | You had me thinking it was, like, a fleet. wo shi shuo, ni hai wo yi wei ni you yi" tuo la ku" de ren |
| [11:57.40] | You' re okay with it? ni zhen de jue de mei guan xi? |
| [11:58.63] | Oh, honey, I' m fine. qin ai de, mei guan xi |
| [12:05.10] | Okay, about that two. dui le, guan yu na liang ge |
| [12:07.37] | What? shen me? |
| [12:08.64] | All right. hao ba |
| [12:10.57] | What about my two? wo de" liang ge" zen me yang? |
| [12:11.91] | It just seems like a really small number. zhi shi ting qi lai zhen de hao shao o |
| [12:14.78] | Right. dui ya |
| [12:18.62] | Don' t you have a lot of wild oats to sow? wo shi shuo, nan dao ni mei you yu wang dao chu qu cai hua ma? |
| [12:22.25] | Or is that what you' re doing with me? Oh, my God! Am I an oat? ni xian zai jiu shi zai na yang dui wo ma? tian a, wo shi hua ma? |
| [12:27.46] | Honey, you are not an oat. qin ai de, ni bu shi bei cai de hua |
| [12:29.43] | I don' t know, I guess I' m just not an oat guy. wo bu zhi dao wo cai wo bu shi na yi xing de |
| [12:33.43] | I' ve only slept with women I love. wo zhi gen wo ai de nv ren shang chuang |
| [12:36.00] | You' ve only slept with two people. dan shi ni zhi gen liang ge ren shang guo chuang |
| [12:42.77] | Right. dui |
| [12:51.78] | You know I love you too, right? ni yi ding zhi dao wo ye ai ni ba? |
| [12:54.75] | Now I do. xian zai wo zhi dao le |
| [13:02.26] | Ross, please listen to me. luo si bai tuo ting wo shuo |
| [13:05.10] | You are so much better for me than Paolo ever was. luo si, ni bi bao luo hao tai duo le |
| [13:08.33] | You care about me, you' re loving, you make me laugh. wo shi shuo, ni guan xin wo wo xin zhong you ai, ni hui dou wo xiao |
| [13:11.67] | If I make you laugh, here' s an idea. na yang de hua, wo you ge zhu yi |
| [13:14.34] | Invite Paolo to have a romp in the sack... ni ke yi yao qing bao luo guo lai zai chuang shang ye shou yi xia |
| [13:16.67] | ... and I' ll stand in the corner and tell knockknock jokes! er wo jiu zhan zai jiao luo jiang qiao men de xiao hua |
| [13:23.21] | What we have is special! All Paolo and I ever had was luo si, wo men de gan qing hen te bie! wo gen bao luo you de zhi shi |
| [13:26.52] | " Animal sex"? " ye shou de xing guan xi"? |
| [13:31.02] | So what are you saying? suo yi ni shen me yi si ne? |
| [13:36.13] | There' s not even, like, a little animal? lian yi dian dian yi dian shou xing dou mei you? |
| [13:40.23] | Not even, like... shen zhi lian lian xiang |
| [13:42.20] | ... chipmunk sex? hua li shu xing |
| [13:47.20] | Try to hear me, okay? bai tuo, ni ting wo shuo |
| [13:50.21] | I' m not gonna lie to you. wo bu xiang dui ni shuo huang |
| [13:52.91] | lt was good with Paolo. Knockknock. gen bao luo de xing hen hao qiao qiao men |
| [13:58.48] | But what you and I have is so much better. dan wo men liang ge zhi jian de bi na hao duo le |
| [14:01.72] | We have tenderness, we have intimacy, we connect. wo men you wen rou, wo men you qin mi wo men ling xi xiang tong |
| [14:06.22] | You know? I swear. er qie wo fa shi |
| [14:07.93] | This is the best... wo cong lai mei you guo |
| [14:10.26] | ... I have ever had. xiang ni zhe me bang de |
| [14:14.60] | Until now. zhi dao xian zai |
| [14:24.18] | Richard told me he loved me. li cha gang shuo ta ai wo |
| [14:25.94] | Oh, my God! I know! tian a wo zhi dao |
| [14:27.24] | Honey, that' s great! tai bang le |
| [14:28.78] | I know! wo zhi dao |
| [14:30.21] | I just can' t find Top drawer. wo zhi shi zhao bu dao zai di yi ge chou ti |
| [14:32.12] | Hurry. Why? You need one too? ni ye yao a dui ya |
| [14:37.25] | Found them! zhao dao le |
| [14:43.36] | There' s only one. zhi you yi ge |
| [14:47.60] | We' ll be right there. We' re just trying to decide something. wo ma shang lai wo men zai jue ding shi qing |
| [15:09.59] | They' re trying to decide something. Good. Good, good. ta men liang ge zai jue ding shi qing hao, hen hao |
| [15:19.30] | So was your mustache Did it used to be different? ni de ni de xiao hu zi gen yi qian you bu tong ma? |
| [15:30.61] | How do you, you know, keep it so neat? ni zen me neng gou bao chi de na me zheng qi? |
| [15:35.58] | I have a comb. wo you yi ba xiao shu zi |
| [15:41.29] | What is that? A mustache comb. na ge shu zi jiao shen me? hu zi shu |
| [15:43.32] | Thank you. xie xie |
| [15:46.02] | Okay, I will do your laundry for one month. wo bang ni xi yi ge yue de yi fu |
| [15:52.43] | I will, I will, I will.... wo hui wo hui |
| [15:54.30] | I will clean the apartment for two months. wo da sao liang ge yue de fang zi, ru he? |
| [15:57.20] | I' ll give this to you now, if you tell me where we keep the dustpan. zhi yao ni gao su wo wo men ba ben ji fang zai na li, zhe ge wo xian zai gei ni |
| [16:11.28] | So were you in Nam? ni you mei you da guo yue zhan? |
| [16:17.49] | Rock, paper, scissors? Gotcha. jian dao shi tou bu mei wen ti |
| [16:20.29] | One, two, three. yi, er, san |
| [16:22.29] | Yes! tai bang le |
| [16:25.20] | Fine. Go have sex. hen hao, shang chuang ba |
| [16:29.80] | No! You have got it completely wrong! bu dui, ni wan wan quan quan gao cuo le |
| [16:32.37] | John Savage was Deer Hunter, no legs. qiang sha wei qi shi " yue zhan lie lu ren", mei you tui |
| [16:35.47] | Jon Voight was Coming Home, couldn' t feel his legs. qiang wo te shi" gui xiang", tui tan huan le |
| [16:38.58] | You' ve got it totally the other way around, my friend. Jon Voight ni wan wan quan quan gao fan le, peng you qiang wo te shi |
| [16:42.91] | Honey? What? qin ai de shen me? |
| [16:53.36] | Shall we? jin qu ba |
| [16:54.39] | It' s not gonna happen. jin wan bu ke neng le |
| [16:56.09] | They' re doing it tonight. We can do it tomorrow. jin tian wan shang ta men zuo wo men ke yi ming tian zai zuo |
| [17:02.33] | In the future, if I could see the schedule beforehand.... xia yi ci de shi jian biao ke bu ke yi xian rang wo kan kan? |
| [17:09.37] | So when I woke up this morning... wo jin tian zao shang xing guo lai de shi hou |
| [17:11.38] | ... he' d stolen all the insoles out of my shoes! fa xian ta tou le wo suo you de xie dian |
| [17:14.91] | Why? wei shi me? |
| [17:16.08] | He thinks I slept with his exgirlfriend and killed his fish. na jia huo yi wei wo shui le ta qian ren nv you er qie hai sha le ta de yu |
| [17:20.18] | Why would you kill his fish? ni gan ma sha le ta de yu? |
| [17:25.39] | Because sometimes after you sleep with someone... fei bi, yin wei you shi hou ni gen ren shang chuang zhi hou |
| [17:28.26] | ... you have to kill a fish. jiu bi xu yao sha tiao yu |
| [17:32.76] | Chandler, honey... qian de, bao bei |
| [17:34.40] | ... I' m sorry. bao qian |
| [17:35.73] | Can we watch Joey' s show now, please? ke yi kan qiao yi de jie mu le ma? |
| [17:38.60] | Wait. He' s not here yet. deng deng, ta hai mei you dao |
| [17:40.30] | He knows what happens. ta zhi dao qing jie |
| [17:43.81] | I' m fine about my problem now, by the way. dui le, wo bu zai hu wo de wen ti le |
| [17:49.48] | Amber... an bai |
| [17:51.38] | ... I' ll always be there for you... ni xu yao de shi hou yong yuan you wo |
| [17:56.75] | Oh, Drake. cui ke |
| [18:00.49] | First the medical award, now this? xian shi yi xue da jiang, ran hou shi zhe ge |
| [18:03.43] | Some guys are just lucky, I guess. shi ya, wo cai you xie ren tian sheng hao yun |
| [18:12.44] | Well, then... na me |
| [18:14.67] | ... I guess that' s me. wo cai zai jiao wo le |
| [18:18.84] | Anyone else need to go on the elevator? Dr. Horton? Dr. Wall? hai you shui xiang zuo dian ti de? he dai fu? hua dai fu? |
| [18:23.58] | They only said you. ta men zhi jiao ni yi ge ren a |
| [18:27.75] | Oh, okay. All right. hao ba |
| [18:30.59] | I love you. wo ai ni, cui ke |
| [18:32.02] | Yeah, whatever. shi ya, sui bian la |
| [18:34.49] | Oh, no! bu |
| [18:35.76] | Drake, look out! cui ke, xiao xin, cui ke |
| [18:41.70] | Did they just kill off Joey? No! ta men gang gang shuai le qiao yi bu |
| [18:46.47] | Now maybe. hao xiang zhen de |
| [18:49.71] | Come on! Open up! We want to talk to you! kai men, wo men xiang gen ni tan yi tan |
| [18:53.01] | I don' t feel like talking! wo bu xiang tan |
| [18:54.68] | Come on! We care about you. bie zhe yang le, qiao yi wo men guan xin ni |
| [18:56.78] | We' re worried about you. And some of us really have to pee! wo men hen guan xin ni wo men you xie ren zhen de hen ji ya |
| [19:05.06] | I' m sorry, Joey. bao qian, qiao yi |
| [19:08.73] | Listen, sorry about your death. That really sucks. ting zhe, hen yi han ni de si zhen de hen can ye |
| [19:12.86] | We came over as soon as we saw. How could you not tell us? wo men yi kan dao jiu gan guo lai le ni zen me bu gao su wo men ne? |
| [19:16.37] | I don' t know. I was kind of hoping no one would ever find out. wo bu zhi dao wo you dian xi wang mei you ren hui fa xian |
| [19:21.57] | Well, maybe they could find a way to bring you back. huo xu ta men ke yi rang ni qi si hui sheng |
| [19:25.68] | They said that when they found my body, my brain was so smashed in... ta men shuo dang zhao dao wo shi ti de shi hou wo de nao dai yi jing shuai de xi ba lan le |
| [19:30.25] | ... that the only doctor who could' ve saved me was me. er wei yi jiu de le wo de ren shi wo |
| [19:35.65] | It' s supposed to be some kind of irony. shuo shi gu yi yao kan qi lai feng ci shen me de |
| [19:39.86] | But Joey, you' re gonna be fine. qiao yi, ni bu hui you shi de |
| [19:41.76] | You don' t need that show. It was just a dumb soap opera. ni bu xu yao na ge jie mu na zhi shi ge chun de fei zao ju ma |
| [19:45.40] | This was the greatest thing that ever happened to me. fei bi, na shi wo zhe bei zi zui bang de shi |
| [19:48.77] | Yes! I was going to incorporate that. mei cuo, wo ben lai huan yao na yang shuo de |
| [19:52.90] | Here' s Monica. She' ll have something nice to say. hen hao, mo ni ka lai le ta hui shuo ju hao ting de la |
| [19:57.61] | I straightened out your shower curtain so you won' t get mildew. wo ba ni de yu lian la zhi le yi mian fa mei |
| [20:02.45] | What? To me, that' s nice. zen me le? na shi hao shi a |
| [20:05.58] | It' ll be okay. You know that. bu yao jin de, ni ye zhi dao ma |
| [20:08.12] | No, I don' t. bu, wo bu zhi dao |
| [20:11.05] | It' s like you work your whole life for something... xiang ni fen dou le yi bei zi qu zhui qiu |
| [20:14.59] | ... and you think that when you get it... dang ni ren wei ni ban dao de shi hou |
| [20:19.56] | But this so was. bu guo zhe ge shi a |
| [20:21.70] | It changed everything. ta gai bian le yi qie |
| [20:23.47] | Like, the other day, I got this credit card application... qian ji tian ne, wo qu shen qing xin yong ka |
| [20:26.94] | ... and I was preapproved! wo jing ran bei bao song guo guan le |
| [20:31.74] | I' ve never been preapproved for anything in my life! wo zhe bei zi cong mei bei bao song guo guan guo |
| [20:35.31] | I' m sorry, man. hen yi han, lao xiong |
| [20:37.08] | I don' t know if this' ll mean anything to you... qiao yi wo bu zhi dao zhe dui ni you mei you yi yi |
| [20:40.58] | ... but you' ll always be preapproved with us. dan wo men zong shi hui bao song ni guo guan |
| [20:44.49] | That means nothing to me. bu, na dui wo mei you yi yi |
| [20:53.43] | Pecan sandy? Just made them. da hu tao bing, gang chu lu de |
| [20:56.93] | Yeah, all right. dui, hao |
| [21:00.00] | Are these raisins? zhe shi shen me? pu tao gan ma? |
| [21:02.41] | Sure, why not? dang ran le, you he bu ke? |
| [21:10.65] | Listen, Eddie. ting wo shuo, ai di |
| [21:13.62] | I' ve been thinking about our living situation. wo xiang guo wo men mu qian zhu zai yi qi de qing kuang le |
| [21:17.25] | Why are you smiling? ni wei shi me yao xiao? |
| [21:18.62] | I got a little surprise. Look. There' s a new fishy. wo you ge xiao xiao de jing xi wo mai le tiao xin yu |
| [21:22.53] | I named him... wo jiao ta |
| [21:24.09] | ... Chandler, you know, after you. qian de, yi ni wei ming |
| [21:35.81] | Well, that' s not even a real fish. na gen ben bu shi yi tiao zhen yu a |
| [21:39.88] | No, that' s a Goldfish cracker. na shi jin yu bing gan ye |
| [21:44.18] | So what' s your point, man? ni yao shuo shi mo? |
| [21:50.02] | Okay, good night. wan an le |
| [21:52.82] | You big freak of nature! da zi ran ai hao zhe |
| [22:21.65] | Brisk tonight. Oh, man. jin tian wan shang hao leng lao xiong |
| [22:24.89] | Let' s never speak of this. You got it. wo men dou bu yao ti le mei wen ti |
| [00:19.-3] | There' s something I never told you. yǒu jiàn shì wǒ yī zhí méi yǒu gào sù nǐ |
| [04:29.-4] | I thought tonight we' d stay at my place. huò xǔ jīn wǎn gǎi zhù wǒ nà biān a |
| [06:41.-1] | Page 42! Page 42! 42 yè |
| [08:21.-1] | How can they do this to me? tā men zěn me néng zhè me duì wǒ? |
| [10:54.-2] | ... dropped off a fish tank and left! diū xià yú gāng jiù zǒu le jiù shì zhè yàng |
| [11:51.-3] | Well, that' s not bad at all. nà hái hǎo ma |
| [13:33.-3] | There' s nothing between us " animal" at all? nǐ shì shuō wǒ men zhī jiān jiù méi yǒu rèn hé" shòu xìng" de dōng xī ma |
| [17:54.-4] | ... as a friend and as your brother. wǒ shì nǐ yī bèi zi de péng yǒu gēn xiōng dì |
| [17:59.-3] | Hard day, huh? xīn kǔ le |
| [18:07.-3] | Dr. Ramoray, report to first floor Emergency stat. léi dài fū, qǐng dào yī lóu jí zhěn shì bào dào |
| [20:17.-3] | ... it' ll never be as good as you thought. yǒng yuǎn bú huì xiàng nǐ xiǎng de yí yàng hǎo |
| [00:02.01] | Oh, Drake. I' m sorry, Amber. cuī kè bào qiàn, ān bǎi |
| [00:05.22] | It' s like Brad to have to have the last word. bù lái jiù shì zhè yàng zi, zuǐ bā bù rèn shū |
| [00:08.79] | Sorry I' m late. What happened? bào qiàn, wǒ chí dào le, zěn me yàng? |
| [00:10.62] | We wanna see the end. wǒ men zài kàn jié jú |
| [00:12.12] | I want you, Drake. wǒ yào nǐ, cuī kè |
| [00:13.66] | I know you do. zhè gè wǒ zhī dào |
| [00:15.03] | But we can never be together that way. dàn wǒ men yǒng yuǎn bù kě néng huì yǒu jié guǒ de |
| [00:17.86] | What? shén me? |
| [00:21.23] | I' m actually your halfbrother. wǒ shì nǐ de yì mǔ gē ge |
| [00:29.47] | So what happens next? nà hòu lái zěn me yàng ne? |
| [00:31.31] | I get the medical award for separating the Siamese twins. wǒ bāng lián tǐ yīng dòng fēn gē shǒu shù dé le yī xué jiǎng |
| [00:34.81] | Then Amber and I go to Venezuela to meet our other halfbrother, Ramon... rán hòu wǒ gēn ān bǎi qù wěi nèi ruì lā zhǎo lìng wài yí gè yì mǔ gē ge léi méng |
| [00:40.35] | ... where I find the world' s biggest emerald. It' s really big. wǒ zhǎo dào le shì jiè zuì dà de fěi cuì nà zhēn de hěn dà |
| [00:44.36] | But it' s cursed. dàn shòu le zǔ zhòu |
| [00:46.89] | So cool! hǎo kù ō |
| [00:48.00] | God, that is good TV! tiān a, zhēn shì gè hǎo jié mù |
| [00:52.10] | The One Where Dr. Ramoray Dies |
| [01:01.87] | liù rén xíng dì 2 jì dì 18 jí ruì mó ruì yī shēng zhī sǐ |
| [01:38.51] | Pheebs, play with me! fēi fēi, gēn wǒ wán ma |
| [01:41.58] | This game is grotesque! bù, zhè zhǒng yóu xì tài jī xíng le |
| [01:43.18] | Twenty armless guys joined at the waist by a steel bar... jū rán bǎ èr shí gè shǒu wú cùn tiě de nán rén chuàn chéng yī cháng tiáo |
| [01:47.42] | ... forced to play soccer forever? bèi pò wú zhǐ jìng dì tī zú qiú |
| [01:50.92] | Hello? Human rights violation! jiǎn zhí shì qīn hài rén quán ma |
| [01:53.89] | Don' t feel so bad. After playing... bú yào wèi tā men nán guò děng tā men tī wán zú qiú zhī hòu |
| [01:56.26] | ... I break out the plastic women and everybody has a good time. wǒ bǎ xiǎo sù jiāo niū ná chū lái dà jiā dōu huì fēi cháng kāi xīn de ya |
| [02:01.77] | Why don' t you play with your roommate? nǐ gàn ma bù gēn nǐ shì yǒu wán? |
| [02:05.60] | He' s not a big fan of foosball. tā bù ài wán zhuō shàng zú qiú |
| [02:07.77] | Are we not getting along with the new boy? nǐ gēn nà gè xīn lái de chù dé bù hǎo ma? |
| [02:10.74] | No, he' s all right. He spends most of his time in his room. bú shì a, tā hěn hǎo, zhǐ shì duō shù de shí jiān dōu guān zài fáng jiān lǐ |
| [02:14.91] | That' s because you haven' t gotten to know him. wǒ xiǎng nà yě xǔ shì yīn wèi nǐ méi yǒu huā shí jiān qù liǎo jiě tā |
| [02:17.62] | Let' s remedy that, shall we? wǒ men lái bǔ jiù, hǎo bù hǎo? |
| [02:19.65] | We don' t need to. lt' ll be fun! wǒ men bù xū yào bǔ jiù yào a, huì hěn hǎo wán de |
| [02:25.06] | What was that? shén me shì? |
| [02:27.76] | I thought it' d be fun if we had beers and got to know each other. wǒ zhǐ shì xiǎng wǒ men sān rén lái hē diǎn pí jiǔ bǐ cǐ liǎo jiě yī xià huì hěn yǒu yì sī |
| [02:32.13] | All right. hǎo ya |
| [02:33.23] | Oh, good! Okay. tīng qǐ lái bù cuò |
| [02:35.10] | Oh, no! I have to go, because I' m late for... bù xíng, wǒ dé zǒu le yīn wèi wǒ hái yào gǎn qù |
| [02:39.84] | ... my Green Eggs and Ham discussion group. " lǜ dàn yǔ huǒ tuǐ" de yán tǎo huì |
| [02:43.84] | Tonight, it' s " Why he would not eat them on a train." jīn tiān wǎn shàng zhǔ tí shì " wèi shí me bù zài huǒ chē shàng chī ne?" |
| [02:47.45] | Have fun! Bye! That was so lame. hǎo hǎo wán, bài hǎo làn de jiè kǒu |
| [02:49.81] | I know. wǒ zhī dào |
| [02:52.02] | Okay, talk to him. nǐ gēn tā tán |
| [02:57.26] | So you think that Speed Racer guy gets a lot of tickets or...? nǐ xiǎng nà gè sài chē shǒu bèi kāi le duō shǎo fá dān a? |
| [03:05.33] | That' s good. So who broke up with who? hǎo xiào shuí shuǎi le shuí a? |
| [03:08.00] | I broke up with her. wǒ shuǎi le tā ya |
| [03:09.33] | She actually thought Sean Penn was the capital of Cambodia. tā zhēn de yǐ wéi xī ēn pān shì gāo mián de shǒu dū |
| [03:14.31] | When everybody knows that the capital of Cambodia is.... yǒu méi yǒu gǎo cuò? dà jiā dōu zhī dào gāo mián de shǒu dū shì |
| [03:19.71] | It' s not Sean Penn. bú shì xī ēn pān |
| [03:22.28] | I got a funny one. hǎo, wǒ yǒu gè hǎo xiào de |
| [03:23.78] | My last girlfriend, Tilly. We' re eating breakfast, right? hǎo, wǒ qián rèn de nǚ yǒu jiào tí lì wǒ men zài chī zǎo cān |
| [03:27.55] | I made these pancakes. Like, 50 pancakes. wǒ zuò le hěn duō báo sōng bǐng dà gài yǒu wǔ shí duō gè ba |
| [03:30.16] | All of a sudden, she turns to me and says," Eddie... tū rán jiān tā zhuǎn guò lái tā jiù shuō ài dí |
| [03:33.46] | ... I don' t wanna see you anymore." wǒ bù xiǎng zài gēn nǐ jiàn miàn le |
| [03:35.63] | It was literally like she had reached into my chest... nà jiù hǎo xiàng shì tā bǎ shǒu shēn jìn wǒ de xiōng táng lǐ |
| [03:38.73] | ... ripped out my heart and smeared it all over my life! wā chū le wǒ de xīn bǎ wǒ de shēng huó gǎo dé luàn qī bā zāo de |
| [03:43.30] | There was this incredible abyss and I' m falling. nà jiù xiàng wǒ miàn qián yǒu yí gè shēn yuān wǒ jiù yī zhí wǎng xià diào |
| [03:46.40] | I keep falling and I don' t think I' m ever gonna stop! wǒ jiù yī zhí wǎng xià diào yǒng wú zhǐ jìng dì wǎng xià diào |
| [03:54.48] | That wasn' t such a funny story. zhè gè gù shì bù tài hǎo xiào, shì bú shì? |
| [04:02.22] | And a crusty old man Said I' ll do what I can zhōng yāng gōng yuán |
| [04:02.22] | yí gè huài pí qì lǎo tóu shuō wǒ jǐn liàng |
| [04:04.82] | And the rest of the rats Played maracas qí tā lǎo shǔ kāi shǐ yáo xiǎng hú lú |
| [04:09.83] | That' s it! Thanks! Good night. chàng wán le, xiè xiè, wǎn ān |
| [04:13.77] | Phoebe' s got another job, right? fēi bǐ yǒu bié de gōng zuò ba? |
| [04:17.24] | Great set tonight, Pheebs. chàng de hěn hǎo, fēi fēi |
| [04:19.20] | I know. wǒ zhī dào |
| [04:21.37] | We should get going. wǒ xiǎng wǒ men gāi zǒu le |
| [04:23.44] | We should too. I' ve got patients at 8 in the morning. wǒ men yě gāi zǒu le míng tiān zǎo shàng bā diǎn hái yǒu bìng rén |
| [04:26.44] | You know how we always stay at your apartment? zhī dào ma? wǒ zài xiǎng wǒ men lǎo shì zài nǐ nà biān guò yè |
| [04:31.72] | I don' t know. I don' t have my jammies. wǒ bù zhī dào, wǒ méi yǒu dài wǒ de shuì yī |
| [04:35.45] | You don' t need them. huò xǔ nǐ bù xū yào |
| [04:37.29] | My baby sister, ladies and gentlemen. wǒ de xiǎo mèi mei, gè wèi xiān shēng nǚ shì |
| [04:41.59] | Shut up. I' m happy. bì zuǐ, wǒ hěn kuài lè |
| [04:44.80] | Oh, this is so nice! I have to make a speech. zhè tài bàng le wǒ bì xū shuō jǐ jù huà |
| [04:48.27] | Of all the guys that Monica has been with, and that is a lot... wǒ zhǐ shì xiǎng shuō, zài mó nī kǎ jiāo guò de wéi shù zhòng duō de nán yǒu dāng zhōng |
| [04:55.31] | ... I like you the best. wǒ zuì xǐ huān nǐ le |
| [04:58.14] | Thank you, Pheebs. That' s very sweet. xiè xiè nǐ, fēi fēi, zuǐ zhēn tián |
| [05:01.38] | You hear that? tīng dào le ma? |
| [05:02.78] | She likes me best. And apparently, there have been a lot. tā zuì xǐ huān wǒ ér qiě nǐ xiǎn rán yuè rén wú shù |
| [05:08.05] | Not a lot. méi yǒu la |
| [05:09.42] | Phoebe' s kidding. Phoebe' s crazy. fēi bǐ zài shuō xiào ba, fēi bǐ shì fēng zi |
| [05:13.63] | Phoebe' s dead. fēi bǐ sǐ dìng le |
| [05:22.63] | I' m looking for Eddie Manoick. wǒ lái zhǎo yī wèi màn ài dí |
| [05:24.77] | He' s not here right now. I' m Chandler. tā xiàn zài bù zài wǒ jiào qián dé |
| [05:27.27] | Can I take a message or.... Or a fish tank? yào wǒ bāng nǐ liú huà hái shì ná yú gāng ne? |
| [05:30.31] | Thanks. xiè le |
| [05:32.01] | Come on in. qǐng jìn |
| [05:33.75] | I' m Tilly. wǒ jiào tí lì |
| [05:41.25] | I gather by that " Oh," he told you about me. kàn nǐ zhè gè yàng zi tā yí dìng gēn nǐ tí guò wǒ le |
| [05:44.12] | Yeah, your name came up... tí guò, nǐ de dà míng zài yī duàn |
| [05:47.19] | ... in a conversation that terrified me to my very soul. lìng wǒ jīng xīn dòng pò de duì huà zhōng céng jīng chū xiàn guò le |
| [05:52.10] | He' s kind of intense. tā zhè rén yǒu diǎn jī liè ba |
| [05:53.67] | Yes! Hey, can I ask you, is Eddie a little... duì ya, qǐng wèn nǐ ài dí shì bú shì yǒu yì diǎn |
| [05:56.70] | A little what? yǒu yì diǎn zěn me yàng? |
| [05:57.80] | ... bit country? yǒu diǎn xiāng cūn? |
| [06:02.44] | Come on in, you roomie! kuài jìn lái ya, shì yǒu |
| [06:05.01] | Hello, Tilly. tí lì |
| [06:06.54] | Eddie, I just came by to drop off your tank. ài dí, wǒ zhǐ shì bǎ yú gāng sòng guò lái |
| [06:09.48] | That was very thoughtful of you. nǐ xiǎng dé zhēn shì zhōu dào |
| [06:11.62] | It' s very thoughtful. fēi cháng tǐ tiē |
| [06:17.46] | Well, okay then. jiù zhè yàng le |
| [06:19.69] | I' m gonna go. Bye. wǒ yào zǒu le, zài jiàn |
| [06:26.13] | So we getting a fish? nà me wǒ men yǎng yú le, shì bú shì? |
| [06:28.03] | You had sex with her. nǐ men shàng chuáng le, shì bú shì? |
| [06:33.50] | Check it out, check it out! fēi fēi, nǐ kàn |
| [06:35.37] | Soap Opera Digest! That' s one of my favorite digests! " féi zào jù wén zhāi" wǒ zuì xǐ huān de wén zhāi zhī yī |
| [06:45.52] | " New Doc on the Block, Days of our Lives Joey Tribbiani." yī jiè xīn xiù " wǒ men de rì zi" cuī qiáo yī |
| [06:49.49] | Cool picture! hǎo kù de zhào piān |
| [06:51.76] | Oh, I look good. wǒ hǎo shuài |
| [06:55.09] | Is this true? That you write a lot of your own lines? zhè shì zhēn de ma? hěn duō tái cí dōu shì nǐ zì jǐ xiě de ma? |
| [06:59.06] | Well, kind of, yeah. kě yǐ zhè me shuō la |
| [07:01.87] | Remember last week when Alex was in the accident? xiàng nǐ jì de shàng lǐ bài yà lì chū liǎo shì nà yī jí ma? |
| [07:05.00] | The line in the script was... jù běn shàng de tái cí shì |
| [07:07.00] | ... " If we don' t get this woman to a hospital, she' s going to die." " wǒ men bù sòng zhè nǚ rén qù yī yuàn de huà, tā huì sǐ de" |
| [07:10.74] | But I made it," If this woman doesn' t get to a hospital... bèi wǒ gǎi chéng le zhè gè nǚ rén bù qù yī yuàn jiù yī de huà |
| [07:13.91] | ... she' s not gonna live." tā huì huó bù chéng de |
| [07:17.45] | Oh, okay. I see what you did there. wǒ dǒng nǐ zuò le shén me le |
| [07:23.45] | Aren' t you afraid the writers will be kind of mad when they read this? nà nǐ bù pà nèi xiē biān jù kàn dào zhè piān wén zhāng huì yǒu diǎn shēng qì ma? |
| [07:29.19] | I never thought about the writers. The scripts just come to my house. wǒ dào méi yǒu kǎo lǜ dào nèi xiē biān jù jù běn zǒng shì sòng lái wǒ jiā |
| [07:36.43] | But you know what? dàn nǐ zhī dào ma? |
| [07:38.04] | This makes me look good, which makes the show look good... zhè yàng ràng wǒ hěn yǒu miàn zi yě yīn wèi zhè yàng zi, jié mù yǒu miàn zi |
| [07:41.71] | ... which makes the writers look good. So how could they be mad? yě yīn wèi zhè yàng zi, biān jù yǒu miàn zi tā men zěn me kě néng huì shēng wǒ de qì ne? |
| [07:46.88] | Makes up most of his lines. wǒ men de rì zi |
| [07:46.88] | tā biān le zì jǐ dà bù fèn de tái cí |
| [07:49.11] | Son of a.... hěn hǎo |
| [07:53.32] | Write this, jerkweed. xiě zhè gè, hún dàn |
| [07:55.32] | I fall down an elevator shaft? wǒ diē xià le diàn tī jǐng |
| [07:57.29] | What does this mean? I fall down an elevator shaft? zhè shén me yì sī? wǒ diē xià le diàn tī jǐng |
| [08:00.46] | I don' t know. I just bring the scripts. wǒ bù zhī dào, wǒ zhǐ shì sòng jù běn guò lái |
| [08:05.46] | They can' t kill me! I' m Francesca' s longlost son! tā men bù néng shā wǒ wǒ shì lán qí shī sàn de ér zi ya |
| [08:09.23] | Right. duì |
| [08:12.14] | Could you sign? qǐng nǐ qiān shōu, hǎo ma? |
| [08:13.34] | No! No way! I' m not signing that! wǒ cái bù qiān ne |
| [08:16.47] | I don' t think that will affect the plot of the show. wǒ bù rèn wéi duì nà gè jié mù dì jù qíng huì yǒu yǐng xiǎng a |
| [08:26.15] | All right, I' m just gonna go. wǒ yào zǒu le |
| [08:29.29] | Sorry. hěn yí hàn |
| [08:36.59] | Well, it wasn' t that many guys. yě méi yǒu nà me duō gè la |
| [08:38.86] | If you consider how many guys there actually are... wǒ shì shuō, rú guǒ nǐ kǎo lǜ dào quán shì jiè yǒu duō shǎo nán rén |
| [08:42.17] | ... it' s a very small percentage. nà gè bǐ lì fēi cháng xiǎo |
| [08:44.77] | It' s not that big a deal. I was just curious. méi shén me dà bù liǎo de wǒ zhǐ shì hào qí bà le |
| [08:47.77] | Good night. Good night, Richard. wǎn ān wǎn ān, lǐ chá |
| [08:49.67] | Good luck, Mon. zhù nǐ hǎo yùn, mó nī kǎ |
| [08:51.71] | Before I tell you, you tell me how many women you' ve been with. hǎo, wǒ shuō zhī qián nǐ xiān shuō nǐ yǒu guò jǐ gè nǚ rén |
| [08:58.08] | Two. liǎng gè |
| [08:59.45] | Two? Two? liǎng gè? |
| [09:02.72] | How is that possible? I mean... nà zěn me kě néng? |
| [09:05.06] | ... have you seen you? nǐ zhī dào nǐ zhǎng de yǒu duō shuài ma? |
| [09:09.29] | I mean, what can I say? wǒ néng shuō shí mǒ ne? |
| [09:10.90] | I was married to Barbara for 30 years, my highschool sweetheart. wǒ gēn bā bā lā zuò le sān shí nián de fū qī wǒ men zài gāo zhōng jiù rèn shi le |
| [09:15.30] | Now you. That' s two. jiā shang nǐ, yī gòng liǎng gè |
| [09:17.90] | Two it is. nà jiù liǎng gè ba |
| [09:20.40] | Time for bed. I' m gonna brush my teeth. gāi shàng chuáng le wǒ yào qù shuā yá le |
| [09:23.74] | No, wait a minute now! nǐ xiān děng yī děng |
| [09:25.64] | Come on, it' s your turn. lái a, huàn nǐ le |
| [09:27.65] | Oh, come on! kuài shuō ya |
| [09:30.68] | You know, I don' t need the actual number. Just a ballpark. wǒ yě bù xū yào zhī dào què shí de shù mù zhǐ yào chà bù duō jiù kě yǐ le |
| [09:35.89] | Okay, it is definitely less than a ballpark. jué duì bǐ yí gè" dà shà" hái yào shǎo |
| [09:43.73] | I am so glad I' m not Monica right now. zhēn qìng xìng xiàn zài wǒ bú shì mó nī kǎ |
| [09:46.40] | Tell me about it. nà hái yòng shuō |
| [09:48.33] | So what' s your magic number? nǐ de shén jī shù zì shì duō shǎo? |
| [09:53.70] | Come on, you know everyone I' ve been with. All both of them. lái ma, wǒ jiāo guò de nǐ dōu rèn shi liǎng gè nǐ dōu rèn shi |
| [09:58.58] | Well, there' s you. yǒu nǐ |
| [10:01.41] | Better not be doing these in order. zuì hǎo bú yào shuō wǒ shì dì yí gè |
| [10:05.58] | Billy Dreskin, Pete Carny. cuī bǐ lì, kē bǐ dé |
| [10:09.29] | Barry. bèi lì |
| [10:11.72] | Paolo. hái yǒu bǎo luó |
| [10:12.89] | Oh, yes, the weenie from Turinie. duì, tuō lǐ ní lái de chǔn dàn |
| [10:17.76] | Honey, are you jealous of Paolo? mì táng, nǐ jí dù bǎo luó ma? |
| [10:21.60] | I' m so much happier with you than I ever was with him. gēn tā cóng méi xiàng gēn nǐ zài yì qǐ zhè me kuài lè guò |
| [10:25.40] | Really? Oh, please! zhēn de? bài tuō |
| [10:27.71] | That Paolo thing was barely a relationship. gēn bǎo luó nà yī duàn gēn běn jiù bù néng suàn |
| [10:31.08] | All it really was was just meaningless, animal sex. nà zhǐ néng suàn shì wú yì yì de yě shòu de xìng guān xì |
| [10:38.72] | Okay, you know, that sounded so much better in my head. wǒ zhè me shuō ràng wǒ zì jǐ jué de hǎo duō le |
| [10:44.66] | I didn' t sleep with your exgirlfriend. ài dí wǒ méi yǒu gēn nǐ de qián rèn nǚ yǒu shàng chuáng |
| [10:47.09] | That' s exactly what someone who slept with her would say. yǒu yì sī, yīn wèi gēn tā shàng guò chuáng de rén dōu huì zhè me shuō |
| [10:50.63] | This is nuts! Crazy! She came over for two minutes... nǐ fēng le, nǐ fēng le, shì bú shì? tā zhǐ lái le liǎng fēn zhōng ér yǐ |
| [10:56.47] | Where' s Buddy? bā dí zài nǎ lǐ? |
| [10:57.90] | Buddy? bā dí? |
| [10:59.24] | My fish, Buddy. wǒ de yú bā dí |
| [11:01.67] | There was no fish when she dropped it off. tā gēn běn jiù méi yǒu dài yú lái lǐ miàn méi yǒu rèn hé dōng xī |
| [11:04.18] | This is unbelievable! zhè zhēn lìng rén nán yǐ zhì xìn |
| [11:06.61] | You sleep with my exgirlfriend, insult my intelligence by lying... nǐ xiān gēn wǒ de qián rèn nǚ yǒu shàng chuáng yǐ wéi wǒ huì bèn dào qù xiāng xìn nǐ de huǎng yán |
| [11:10.82] | ... then you kill my fish? My Buddy? rán hòu nǐ shā le wǒ de yú wǒ de bā dí? |
| [11:13.15] | I didn' t kill your fish! wǒ méi yǒu shā nǐ de yú a |
| [11:15.09] | Look, Eddie nǐ tīng wǒ shuō, ài dí |
| [11:20.26] | Would you look at what I' m doing? nǐ kàn wǒ zài zuò shí mǒ, hǎo bù hǎo? |
| [11:23.00] | Now that can' t be smart. nà yàng tài bù cōng míng liǎo |
| [11:28.03] | So we' re just gonna take this guy right off you... suǒ yǐ wǒ men yào bǎ nà gè jiā huǒ gěi ná kāi |
| [11:31.27] | ... and put him here in Mr. Pocket. bǎ tā fàng dào wǒ de kǒu dài xiān shēng lǐ |
| [11:35.84] | Tangelo? lái gè jú zi ba |
| [11:46.62] | That' s it? That' s the giant number you were afraid to tell me? jiù zhè yàng ma? hài pà gào sù wǒ de páng dà shù mù ma? |
| [11:53.26] | You had me thinking it was, like, a fleet. wǒ shì shuō, nǐ hài wǒ yǐ wéi nǐ yǒu yī" tuō lā kù" de rén |
| [11:57.40] | You' re okay with it? nǐ zhēn de jué de méi guān xì? |
| [11:58.63] | Oh, honey, I' m fine. qīn ài de, méi guān xì |
| [12:05.10] | Okay, about that two. duì le, guān yú nà liǎng gè |
| [12:07.37] | What? shén me? |
| [12:08.64] | All right. hǎo ba |
| [12:10.57] | What about my two? wǒ de" liǎng gè" zěn me yàng? |
| [12:11.91] | It just seems like a really small number. zhǐ shì tīng qǐ lái zhēn de hǎo shǎo ō |
| [12:14.78] | Right. duì ya |
| [12:18.62] | Don' t you have a lot of wild oats to sow? wǒ shì shuō, nán dào nǐ méi yǒu yù wàng dào chù qù cǎi huā ma? |
| [12:22.25] | Or is that what you' re doing with me? Oh, my God! Am I an oat? nǐ xiàn zài jiù shì zài nà yàng duì wǒ ma? tiān a, wǒ shì huā ma? |
| [12:27.46] | Honey, you are not an oat. qīn ài de, nǐ bú shì bèi cǎi de huā |
| [12:29.43] | I don' t know, I guess I' m just not an oat guy. wǒ bù zhī dào wǒ cāi wǒ bú shì nà yī xíng de |
| [12:33.43] | I' ve only slept with women I love. wǒ zhǐ gēn wǒ ài de nǚ rén shàng chuáng |
| [12:36.00] | You' ve only slept with two people. dàn shì nǐ zhǐ gēn liǎng gè rén shàng guò chuáng |
| [12:42.77] | Right. duì |
| [12:51.78] | You know I love you too, right? nǐ yí dìng zhī dào wǒ yě ài nǐ ba? |
| [12:54.75] | Now I do. xiàn zài wǒ zhī dào le |
| [13:02.26] | Ross, please listen to me. luó sī bài tuō tīng wǒ shuō |
| [13:05.10] | You are so much better for me than Paolo ever was. luó sī, nǐ bǐ bǎo luó hǎo tài duō le |
| [13:08.33] | You care about me, you' re loving, you make me laugh. wǒ shì shuō, nǐ guān xīn wǒ wǒ xīn zhōng yǒu ài, nǐ huì dòu wǒ xiào |
| [13:11.67] | If I make you laugh, here' s an idea. nà yàng de huà, wǒ yǒu gè zhǔ yì |
| [13:14.34] | Invite Paolo to have a romp in the sack... nǐ kě yǐ yāo qǐng bǎo luó guò lái zài chuáng shàng yě shòu yī xià |
| [13:16.67] | ... and I' ll stand in the corner and tell knockknock jokes! ér wǒ jiù zhàn zài jiǎo luò jiǎng qiāo mén de xiào huà |
| [13:23.21] | What we have is special! All Paolo and I ever had was luó sī, wǒ men de gǎn qíng hěn tè bié! wǒ gēn bǎo luó yǒu de zhǐ shì |
| [13:26.52] | " Animal sex"? " yě shòu de xìng guān xì"? |
| [13:31.02] | So what are you saying? suǒ yǐ nǐ shén me yì sī ne? |
| [13:36.13] | There' s not even, like, a little animal? lián yì diǎn diǎn yì diǎn shòu xìng dōu méi yǒu? |
| [13:40.23] | Not even, like... shèn zhì lián lián xiàng |
| [13:42.20] | ... chipmunk sex? huā lì shǔ xìng |
| [13:47.20] | Try to hear me, okay? bài tuō, nǐ tīng wǒ shuō |
| [13:50.21] | I' m not gonna lie to you. wǒ bù xiǎng duì nǐ shuō huǎng |
| [13:52.91] | lt was good with Paolo. Knockknock. gēn bǎo luó de xìng hěn hǎo qiāo qiāo mén |
| [13:58.48] | But what you and I have is so much better. dàn wǒ men liǎng gè zhī jiān de bǐ nà hǎo duō le |
| [14:01.72] | We have tenderness, we have intimacy, we connect. wǒ men yǒu wēn róu, wǒ men yǒu qīn mì wǒ men líng xī xiāng tōng |
| [14:06.22] | You know? I swear. ér qiě wǒ fā shì |
| [14:07.93] | This is the best... wǒ cóng lái méi yǒu guò |
| [14:10.26] | ... I have ever had. xiàng nǐ zhè me bàng de |
| [14:14.60] | Until now. zhí dào xiàn zài |
| [14:24.18] | Richard told me he loved me. lǐ chá gāng shuō tā ài wǒ |
| [14:25.94] | Oh, my God! I know! tiān a wǒ zhī dào |
| [14:27.24] | Honey, that' s great! tài bàng le |
| [14:28.78] | I know! wǒ zhī dào |
| [14:30.21] | I just can' t find Top drawer. wǒ zhǐ shì zhǎo bu dào zài dì yí gè chōu tì |
| [14:32.12] | Hurry. Why? You need one too? nǐ yě yào a duì ya |
| [14:37.25] | Found them! zhǎo dào le |
| [14:43.36] | There' s only one. zhǐ yǒu yí gè |
| [14:47.60] | We' ll be right there. We' re just trying to decide something. wǒ mǎ shàng lái wǒ men zài jué dìng shì qíng |
| [15:09.59] | They' re trying to decide something. Good. Good, good. tā men liǎng gè zài jué dìng shì qíng hǎo, hěn hǎo |
| [15:19.30] | So was your mustache Did it used to be different? nǐ de nǐ de xiǎo hú zǐ gēn yǐ qián yǒu bù tóng ma? |
| [15:30.61] | How do you, you know, keep it so neat? nǐ zěn me néng gòu bǎo chí dé nà me zhěng qí? |
| [15:35.58] | I have a comb. wǒ yǒu yī bǎ xiǎo shū zi |
| [15:41.29] | What is that? A mustache comb. nà gè shū zi jiào shén me? hú zǐ shū |
| [15:43.32] | Thank you. xiè xiè |
| [15:46.02] | Okay, I will do your laundry for one month. wǒ bāng nǐ xǐ yí gè yuè de yī fú |
| [15:52.43] | I will, I will, I will.... wǒ huì wǒ huì |
| [15:54.30] | I will clean the apartment for two months. wǒ dǎ sǎo liǎng ge yuè de fáng zi, rú hé? |
| [15:57.20] | I' ll give this to you now, if you tell me where we keep the dustpan. zhǐ yào nǐ gào sù wǒ wǒ men bǎ běn jī fàng zài nǎ lǐ, zhè gè wǒ xiàn zài gěi nǐ |
| [16:11.28] | So were you in Nam? nǐ yǒu méi yǒu dǎ guò yuè zhàn? |
| [16:17.49] | Rock, paper, scissors? Gotcha. jiǎn dāo shí tou bù méi wèn tí |
| [16:20.29] | One, two, three. yī, èr, sān |
| [16:22.29] | Yes! tài bàng le |
| [16:25.20] | Fine. Go have sex. hěn hǎo, shàng chuáng ba |
| [16:29.80] | No! You have got it completely wrong! bú duì, nǐ wán wán quán quán gǎo cuò le |
| [16:32.37] | John Savage was Deer Hunter, no legs. qiáng shā wéi qí shì " yuè zhàn liè lù rén", méi yǒu tuǐ |
| [16:35.47] | Jon Voight was Coming Home, couldn' t feel his legs. qiáng wò tè shì" guī xiāng", tuǐ tān huàn le |
| [16:38.58] | You' ve got it totally the other way around, my friend. Jon Voight nǐ wán wán quán quán gǎo fǎn le, péng yǒu qiáng wò tè shì |
| [16:42.91] | Honey? What? qīn ài de shén me? |
| [16:53.36] | Shall we? jìn qù ba |
| [16:54.39] | It' s not gonna happen. jīn wǎn bù kě néng le |
| [16:56.09] | They' re doing it tonight. We can do it tomorrow. jīn tiān wǎn shàng tā men zuò wǒ men kě yǐ míng tiān zài zuò |
| [17:02.33] | In the future, if I could see the schedule beforehand.... xià yī cì de shí jiān biǎo kě bù kě yǐ xiān ràng wǒ kàn kàn? |
| [17:09.37] | So when I woke up this morning... wǒ jīn tiān zǎo shàng xǐng guò lái de shí hòu |
| [17:11.38] | ... he' d stolen all the insoles out of my shoes! fā xiàn tā tōu le wǒ suǒ yǒu de xié diàn |
| [17:14.91] | Why? wèi shí me? |
| [17:16.08] | He thinks I slept with his exgirlfriend and killed his fish. nà jiā huǒ yǐ wéi wǒ shuì le tā qián rèn nǚ yǒu ér qiě hái shā le tā de yú |
| [17:20.18] | Why would you kill his fish? nǐ gàn ma shā le tā de yú? |
| [17:25.39] | Because sometimes after you sleep with someone... fēi bǐ, yīn wèi yǒu shí hou nǐ gēn rén shàng chuáng zhī hòu |
| [17:28.26] | ... you have to kill a fish. jiù bì xū yào shā tiáo yú |
| [17:32.76] | Chandler, honey... qián dé, bǎo bèi |
| [17:34.40] | ... I' m sorry. bào qiàn |
| [17:35.73] | Can we watch Joey' s show now, please? kě yǐ kàn qiáo yī de jié mù le ma? |
| [17:38.60] | Wait. He' s not here yet. děng děng, tā hái méi yǒu dào |
| [17:40.30] | He knows what happens. tā zhī dào qíng jié |
| [17:43.81] | I' m fine about my problem now, by the way. duì le, wǒ bù zài hu wǒ de wèn tí le |
| [17:49.48] | Amber... ān bǎi |
| [17:51.38] | ... I' ll always be there for you... nǐ xū yào de shí hòu yǒng yuǎn yǒu wǒ |
| [17:56.75] | Oh, Drake. cuī kè |
| [18:00.49] | First the medical award, now this? xiān shì yī xué dà jiǎng, rán hòu shì zhè gè |
| [18:03.43] | Some guys are just lucky, I guess. shì ya, wǒ cāi yǒu xiē rén tiān shēng hǎo yùn |
| [18:12.44] | Well, then... nà me |
| [18:14.67] | ... I guess that' s me. wǒ cāi zài jiào wǒ le |
| [18:18.84] | Anyone else need to go on the elevator? Dr. Horton? Dr. Wall? hái yǒu shuí xiǎng zuò diàn tī de? hé dài fū? huá dài fū? |
| [18:23.58] | They only said you. tā men zhǐ jiào nǐ yí ge rén a |
| [18:27.75] | Oh, okay. All right. hǎo ba |
| [18:30.59] | I love you. wǒ ài nǐ, cuī kè |
| [18:32.02] | Yeah, whatever. shì ya, suí biàn la |
| [18:34.49] | Oh, no! bù |
| [18:35.76] | Drake, look out! cuī kè, xiǎo xīn, cuī kè |
| [18:41.70] | Did they just kill off Joey? No! tā men gāng gāng shuǎi le qiáo yī bù |
| [18:46.47] | Now maybe. hǎo xiàng zhēn de |
| [18:49.71] | Come on! Open up! We want to talk to you! kāi mén, wǒ men xiǎng gēn nǐ tán yī tán |
| [18:53.01] | I don' t feel like talking! wǒ bù xiǎng tán |
| [18:54.68] | Come on! We care about you. bié zhè yàng le, qiáo yī wǒ men guān xīn nǐ |
| [18:56.78] | We' re worried about you. And some of us really have to pee! wǒ men hěn guān xīn nǐ wǒ men yǒu xiē rén zhēn de hěn jí ya |
| [19:05.06] | I' m sorry, Joey. bào qiàn, qiáo yī |
| [19:08.73] | Listen, sorry about your death. That really sucks. tīng zhe, hěn yí hàn nǐ de sǐ zhēn de hěn cǎn yé |
| [19:12.86] | We came over as soon as we saw. How could you not tell us? wǒ men yī kàn dào jiù gǎn guò lái le nǐ zěn me bù gào sù wǒ men ne? |
| [19:16.37] | I don' t know. I was kind of hoping no one would ever find out. wǒ bù zhī dào wǒ yǒu diǎn xī wàng méi yǒu rén huì fā xiàn |
| [19:21.57] | Well, maybe they could find a way to bring you back. huò xǔ tā men kě yǐ ràng nǐ qǐ sǐ huí shēng |
| [19:25.68] | They said that when they found my body, my brain was so smashed in... tā men shuō dāng zhǎo dào wǒ shī tǐ de shí hòu wǒ de nǎo dài yǐ jīng shuāi dé xī bā làn le |
| [19:30.25] | ... that the only doctor who could' ve saved me was me. ér wéi yī jiù dé le wǒ de rén shì wǒ |
| [19:35.65] | It' s supposed to be some kind of irony. shuō shì gù yì yào kàn qǐ lái fěng cì shén me de |
| [19:39.86] | But Joey, you' re gonna be fine. qiáo yī, nǐ bú huì yǒu shì de |
| [19:41.76] | You don' t need that show. It was just a dumb soap opera. nǐ bù xū yào nà gè jié mù nà zhǐ shì gè chǔn de féi zào jù ma |
| [19:45.40] | This was the greatest thing that ever happened to me. fēi bǐ, nà shi wǒ zhè bèi zi zuì bàng de shì |
| [19:48.77] | Yes! I was going to incorporate that. méi cuò, wǒ běn lái huán yào nà yàng shuō de |
| [19:52.90] | Here' s Monica. She' ll have something nice to say. hěn hǎo, mó nī kǎ lái le tā huì shuō jù hǎo tīng de la |
| [19:57.61] | I straightened out your shower curtain so you won' t get mildew. wǒ bǎ nǐ de yù lián lā zhí le yǐ miǎn fā méi |
| [20:02.45] | What? To me, that' s nice. zěn me le? nà shi hǎo shì a |
| [20:05.58] | It' ll be okay. You know that. bú yào jǐn de, nǐ yě zhī dào ma |
| [20:08.12] | No, I don' t. bù, wǒ bù zhī dào |
| [20:11.05] | It' s like you work your whole life for something... xiàng nǐ fèn dòu le yī bèi zi qù zhuī qiú |
| [20:14.59] | ... and you think that when you get it... dāng nǐ rèn wéi nǐ bàn dào de shí hòu |
| [20:19.56] | But this so was. bù guò zhè gè shì a |
| [20:21.70] | It changed everything. tā gǎi biàn le yī qiè |
| [20:23.47] | Like, the other day, I got this credit card application... qián jǐ tiān ne, wǒ qù shēn qǐng xìn yòng kǎ |
| [20:26.94] | ... and I was preapproved! wǒ jìng rán bèi bǎo sòng guò guān le |
| [20:31.74] | I' ve never been preapproved for anything in my life! wǒ zhè bèi zi cóng méi bèi bǎo sòng guò guān guò |
| [20:35.31] | I' m sorry, man. hěn yí hàn, lǎo xiōng |
| [20:37.08] | I don' t know if this' ll mean anything to you... qiáo yī wǒ bù zhī dào zhè duì nǐ yǒu méi yǒu yì yì |
| [20:40.58] | ... but you' ll always be preapproved with us. dàn wǒ men zǒng shì huì bǎo sòng nǐ guò guān |
| [20:44.49] | That means nothing to me. bù, nà duì wǒ méi yǒu yì yì |
| [20:53.43] | Pecan sandy? Just made them. dà hú táo bǐng, gāng chū lú de |
| [20:56.93] | Yeah, all right. duì, hǎo |
| [21:00.00] | Are these raisins? zhè shì shén me? pú táo gān ma? |
| [21:02.41] | Sure, why not? dāng rán le, yǒu hé bù kě? |
| [21:10.65] | Listen, Eddie. tīng wǒ shuō, ài dí |
| [21:13.62] | I' ve been thinking about our living situation. wǒ xiǎng guò wǒ men mù qián zhù zài yì qǐ de qíng kuàng le |
| [21:17.25] | Why are you smiling? nǐ wèi shí me yào xiào? |
| [21:18.62] | I got a little surprise. Look. There' s a new fishy. wǒ yǒu gè xiǎo xiǎo de jīng xǐ wǒ mǎi le tiáo xīn yú |
| [21:22.53] | I named him... wǒ jiào tā |
| [21:24.09] | ... Chandler, you know, after you. qián dé, yǐ nǐ wéi míng |
| [21:35.81] | Well, that' s not even a real fish. nà gēn běn bú shì yī tiáo zhēn yú a |
| [21:39.88] | No, that' s a Goldfish cracker. nà shi jīn yú bǐng gān yé |
| [21:44.18] | So what' s your point, man? nǐ yào shuō shí mǒ? |
| [21:50.02] | Okay, good night. wǎn ān le |
| [21:52.82] | You big freak of nature! dà zì rán ài hào zhě |
| [22:21.65] | Brisk tonight. Oh, man. jīn tiān wǎn shàng hǎo lěng lǎo xiōng |
| [22:24.89] | Let' s never speak of this. You got it. wǒ men dōu bú yào tí le méi wèn tí |
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