| [00:07.413] | Hey,whatcha guys doing? |
| [00:09.797] | Monica’s making us watch Old Yeller. |
| [00:14.486] | Why are you guys so upset? |
| [00:15.952] | It’s Old Yeller,it’s a happy movie. |
| [00:18.933] | What? |
| [00:19.352] | What’re you talking about? |
| [00:20.793] | Come on,happy family gets a dog,frontier fun. |
| [00:26.692] | Yeah but Phoebs,what about the end? |
| [00:28.418] | What?When Yeller saves the family from the wolf and everyone’s happy? |
| [00:32.015] | That’s not the end! |
| [00:33.345] | Yu-huh.That’s when my mother would shut off the TV and said”The end”. |
| [00:38.948] | What about the part where he has rabies? |
| [00:41.162] | He doesn’t have rabies,he has babies. |
| [00:45.592] | That’s what my mom said. |
| [00:47.740] | Uh,Phoebe,I don’t think your mom wants you to see what’s about to happen. |
| [00:52.692] | Why,what’s about to happen? |
| [00:54.689] | I’ve never seen this part before. |
| [00:56.793] | Hey,Travis,what you doing with that gun? |
| [01:02.445] | Oh no,no no,Travis,put down the gun. |
| [01:06.260] | No no no no,he he’s your buddy,he’s your Yeller. |
| [01:08.428] | No no no no the end the end. |
| [01:14.239] | Ok,what kind of a sick doggie snuff film is this? |
| [02:06.734] | Hey,have you guys eaten? |
| [02:08.030] | Because uh,Richard and I just finished and we’ve got leftovers. |
| [02:11.793] | Chicken and potatoes. |
| [02:14.506] | What am I wearing? |
| [02:17.451] | Actually,nothing but rubber gloves. |
| [02:25.470] | You know,one of these times you’re gonna really be naked |
| [02:27.324] | And we’re not gonna come over. |
| [02:30.146] | Alright,I’ve got a leg,three breasts and a wing. |
| [02:32.428] | Well,how do you find clothes that fit. |
| [02:36.888] | Oh,hey,Monica,we’ve got a question. |
| [02:38.639] | Alright,for the bizillionth time,yes I see other women in shower at the gym |
| [02:42.206] | And no I don’t look. |
| [02:44.699] | No,not that one. |
| [02:46.421] | We’re trying to figure out who to bring to the Knicks game tonight., |
| [02:48.272] | We have an extra ticket. |
| [02:49.317] | Yeah,Ross can’t go so it’s between my friend Eric Prower who has breath issues |
| [02:53.237] | And Dan with the poking. |
| [02:56.042] | “Did you see that play?Do you want some more beer?Is that Spike Lee?” |
| [03:00.976] | Ok!Hey,why don’t you ask Richard? |
| [03:12.978] | Ok,uh,Richard,if you have an extra ticket to the Knicks game |
| [03:15.905] | and you had to choose between a friend who smells |
| [03:18.782] | And one who bruises you,who would you pick? |
| [03:20.799] | Wow.Well,being a huge Knicks fan myself, |
| [03:23.590] | I think you should choose someone who’s a huge Knicks fan. |
| [03:28.092] | Ok,that’s Eric. |
| [03:32.251] | Glad to be of help.Matches. |
| [03:36.085] | I meant,why don’t you take Richard to the game? |
| [03:38.980] | What? |
| [03:43.365] | I don’t know. |
| [03:44.318] | Come on!Keeps his fingers to himself and he’s always minty fresh. |
| [03:49.567] | I don’t know,Richard’s really nice and everything. |
| [03:51.356] | Uh,it’s just that we don’t know him rally well. |
| [03:52.818] | You know,and plus he’s,you know,old.. |
| [03:57.295] | Er than some people,but uh,younger than some buildings. |
| [04:04.998] | So what?he’s a little older,big deal. |
| [04:07.046] | I mean he’s important to me. |
| [04:09.257] | You know if you ask him,he might take you on his Jag. |
| [04:17.251] | How do we say yes now, |
| [04:18.579] | And makes it seem like we’re not doing it just to ride in the cool car? |
| [04:23.364] | Ok,this could be tough. |
| [04:25.243] | Ok,ok ok.Monica. |
| [04:28.058] | We’ll bring him,but only if he takes the Jaguar. |
| [04:34.030] | Ooh,you almost had it. |
| [04:42.383] | No no,you’re fine,you’re fine. |
| [04:47.064] | Hi honey~ |
| [04:48.820] | Oh you guys are not gonna believe what happened. |
| [04:50.749] | What?What? |
| [04:51.649] | Ok,we were just sitting over there playing on the floor |
| [04:53.195] | and he grabs the table and he pulls himself up. |
| [04:58.215] | He pulled himself up! |
| [05:00.572] | Standing man. |
| [05:03.330] | I’m sorry you guys missed it but |
| [05:04.960] | I did tape it so if you guys want to see it. |
| [05:07.403] | Uhh,we know,he already did it last week. |
| [05:10.305] | You can watch our tape if you want. |
| [05:13.523] | I don’t believe this. |
| [05:14.984] | I miss, I miss the first time of everything. |
| [05:17.248] | I missed,what?the first he rolled over,the first he crawled. |
| [05:20.656] | What else did I miss?Has he spoken yet,is he driving, |
| [05:23.201] | does he have a favorite liqueur? |
| [05:26.020] | Actually,he is getting closer on the talking thing. |
| [05:28.702] | He can’t quite say mama yet. |
| [05:30.336] | But once he said “Yemen”. |
| [05:33.690] | Ooh,I,I’m so sick of missing stuff. |
| [05:36.282] | You know,I want him for more than,than a day. |
| [05:38.473] | I want him for a whole weekend. |
| [05:40.065] | No listen,I mean,I feel like... |
| [05:41.741] | Great,that would be great. |
| [05:45.541] | Really?I mean,I had a whole speech prepared. |
| [05:48.495] | Oh shoot,that would have been fun. |
| [05:53.176] | Oh look,did,did you just see that? |
| [05:55.370] | Did you see?He just waved,he just waved. |
| [05:57.948] | He’s never waved before,you’ve never waved before. |
| [06:00.514] | Yes he has,very good.. |
| [06:05.810] | Hey Pheebs,what you got there? |
| [06:08.505] | Ok,Love Story,Brian’s Song,and Therms of Endearment. |
| [06:13.175] | Wow,all you need now is The Killing Fields, |
| [06:15.179] | And some guacamole and you’ve got yourself a part-ay. |
| [06:19.052] | Yeah,I talked to my grandma about the Old Yeller incident, |
| [06:22.198] | and she told me that my mom used to not show us the ends of sad movies |
| [06:26.358] | to shield us from the pain and sadness. |
| [06:29.245] | You know,before she killed herself. |
| [06:33.615] | Hey,where’s Richard?Did you ditch him? |
| [06:38.487] | Yeah right after we stole his lunch money and gave him a wedgie. |
| [06:42.914] | What’s the matter with you,he’s parking the car. |
| [06:46.055] | So’d u guys have fun? |
| [06:47.170] | Your boyfriend is so cool. |
| [06:49.030] | Really? |
| [06:49.867] | Yeah,he let us drive his Jaguar. |
| [06:51.373] | Joey for 12 blocks,me for 15. |
| [06:53.882] | Wow,he must like you the best. |
| [06:58.146] | Oh,what about the thing he did |
| [06:59.959] | when he tipped the guy who showed us to our seats. |
| [07:01.593] | You never even saw the money,it was like this. |
| [07:03.613] | Hey chandler,thanks for showing us to our seats. |
| [07:07.372] | You’re welcome.Hey Joey,thanks for parking the car. |
| [07:10.714] | No problem. |
| [07:13.676] | Hey Chandler... |
| [07:14.484] | I think they get it. Okay. |
| [07:18.721] | There’s the man. |
| [07:22.750] | Hey,you’re getting it better.I’m gonna keep this by the way. |
| [07:27.464] | Ok.He kept my dollar. |
| [07:35.738] | So your first whole weekend without Ben. |
| [07:36.878] | What’re u guys gonna do? |
| [07:37.960] | Uh,we’re going down to Colonial Williamsburg. |
| [07:40.143] | Yeah,a woman I went to college |
| [07:41.284] | with just became the first female blacksmith down there. |
| [07:44.854] | Well,u know,they’re little behind the times in Colonial Williamsburg. |
| [07:49.677] | Think I better go before mommy starts weeping. |
| [07:52.684] | Bye~We love you,bye~ |
| [07:55.373] | Have a good time. |
| [07:58.297] | Ok,Ben. -Ross?-yeah?-Look. |
| [08:08.767] | Joey,do u know we can see u from here? |
| [08:13.107] | How come Richard looks so much cooler with one of these than me? |
| [08:15.691] | Well,for starters,u may want to light it and lose the spatula. |
| [08:20.578] | You know what,I think it’s cute,u trying to be more like Richard. |
| [08:23.579] | Not like him,per-se,just not un-like him. |
| [08:38.213] | Look,it’s the artist formerly known as Chandler. |
| [08:42.428] | Just trying something here,u know. |
| [08:45.126] | So Joey,why didn’t u grow a moustache? |
| [08:47.094] | Oh,we flipped for it. |
| [08:48.547] | I got the cigar,he got the moustache. |
| [08:51.321] | Figured if we both grew it,we’d look like dorks. |
| [08:55.339] | Yeah,u really sidestepped that land mine. |
| [08:58.528] | Hey listen,we’ve gotta go,I promised Richard we’d meet him downstairs. |
| [09:01.308] | You’re meeting Richard? |
| [09:02.127] | Yeah,we’re going to a Ranger game. |
| [09:03.360] | Yeah,he didn’t tell ya? |
| [09:04.715] | Well,he told me he was going out with the guys, |
| [09:05.986] | I just didn’t know that your were the guys. |
| [09:08.119] | You hear that?We’re the guys. |
| [09:13.051] | With that moustache doesn’t Chandler remind u of Aunt Sylvia? |
| [09:15.350] | Thank you! |
| [09:25.760] | Hi,we’re visiting. |
| [09:28.382] | It’s Ben and his da-da.Da-da. |
| [09:34.249] | Can you say da-da? |
| [09:36.838] | Look,I’m gonna tell your momies you said it anyway so u might as well try. |
| [09:40.181] | No luck huh? |
| [09:41.071] | Naa. A while ago I got a sah out of him, which I thought, ya know, might turn into sah-condary caregiver but... |
| [09:52.301] | Hey, would you uh, would you hold him for a sec, 'cause I, I gotta take this off. |
| [09:55.368] | Oh, yeah sure, Ok. |
| [10:03.964] | What're you doing? |
| [10:05.401] | Uh, I'm holding Ben. |
| [10:08.639] | Yeah, well, he's a baby not a bomb. |
| [10:12.280] | Okay. |
| [10:13.488] | Well just hold him like you'd hold a football. |
| [10:15.826] | This is how I would hold a football. |
| [10:18.458] | Ok, here, here. There we go. |
| [10:20.992] | Ok, I'm sorry, I'm just not very good with babies. I mean I haven't been around them, I mean, you know, since I was one |
| [10:27.912] | It's alright, it's no big deal. |
| [10:29.454] | Really? |
| [10:30.199] | |
| [10:30.146] | Yeah, definitely, I'm sure you'll feel totally different when it's our baby. |
| [10:34.035] | What? What? |
| [10:36.551] | You think about stuff like that? |
| [10:38.729] | Uhh, yeah. I mean, actually I kinda think that we'll have, we'll have two babies. |
| [10:47.239] | Two, two babies? |
| [10:49.774] | Yeah. Ya know, a boy and a girl. Hopefully the girl will come first so Ben here won't feel too competitive. |
| [10:58.610] | Then what's gonna happen? |
| [11:00.447] | Well, we won't wanna raise kids in the city so we'll probably move to uh, Scarsdale. |
| [11:05.353] | Uh-huh. |
| [11:06.106] | Yeah, that way I figure, ya know, |
| [11:07.776] | we'll be far enough away from our parents that we don't have to see them all the time |
| [11:10.075] | but close enough that they can come over and babysit whenever we want. |
| [11:12.493] | And yes, I know, the taxes are a little higher than, let's say, Nassau county |
| [11:15.824] | but the school system's supposedly great. |
| [11:19.776] | Wow. Wow, that's great. Great. |
| [11:25.308] | Ok, wow, you know what. |
| [11:26.756] | Huh? |
| [11:27.691] | I'm off my break now so uh, |
| [11:30.855] | um here you take this and |
| [11:33.418] | um, I am gonna go pour these very nice people some coffee. |
| [11:38.144] | Ok. Oh look at that, I don't have a pot. I don't have a pot. |
| [11:42.416] | Well, hey, maybe I've got one at home, or in Scarsdale. Hey is that a door? |
| [11:52.293] | Hey Phoebs, what's happening? |
| [11:56.010] | Oh, ok, murder, cancer, soccer teams eating each other in the Andes. |
| [12:01.146] | So you watched the movies huh? |
| [12:02.391] | Uh huh, what is happening to the world? |
| [12:05.772] | I mean, no no no, 'cause ET leaves, and and Rocky loses, Charlotte dies. |
| [12:12.128] | Charlotte who? |
| [12:13.853] | With the web, the spider she dies, she does. |
| [12:15.852] | She has babies and dies. It's like ya know, |
| [12:18.548] | hey welcome home from the hospital, thud. |
| [12:22.390] | Alright, you wanna feel better? |
| [12:23.490] | Yeah. |
| [12:24.744] | Ok, here, watch this. |
| [12:29.344] | It's a Wonderful Life. Yes I've heard of this. |
| [12:32.206] | So you can't lose, it's there in the title. |
| [12:34.893] | Wonderfullness is baked right in. |
| [12:36.516] | Please, I almost fell for that with, uh, Pride of the Yankees, |
| [12:39.775] | I thought I was gonna see a film about Yankee pride and then, boom, |
| [12:42.316] | the guy gets Lou Gehrig's disease. |
| [12:45.848] | Uh, the guy was Lou Gehrig. Didn't you kinda see it coming? |
| [12:52.681] | Phoebe, just watch that, I promise it will restore all your faith in humanity. |
| [12:56.922] | Hey, big guy, game time. |
| [12:58.607] | Hey, be right there. |
| [13:00.962] | There's a game? |
| [13:01.638] | Uh, yeah, I just got my pick-up sticks back from the shop. |
| [13:06.007] | Bring your nerves of steel. |
| [13:10.717] | It's the basketball playoffs. |
| [13:12.885] | Listen, um honey, |
| [13:13.638] | I appreciate this but you don't have to keep hanging out with them for me, |
| [13:16.445] | I mean, they have each other. |
| [13:18.498] | Oh, no, honey, I mean, don't worry, |
| [13:21.350] | I like hanging out with those guys. |
| [13:23.138] | It's fun for me. They're different than my other friends, |
| [13:25.462] | they don't start sentences with, 'You know who just died shoveling snow?' |
| [13:30.838] | Alright that's great, then just go. Go Knicks. |
| [13:34.909] | Uh, it's the college playoffs. |
| [13:36.894] | Oh, then go Vassar. |
| [13:38.804] | Uh, they're not in it. |
| [13:40.160] | Ok, then just go. Ok. |
| [13:43.543] | Oh, why does this bother me so much? |
| [13:46.313] | I mean I don't wanna be one of those people who tells their boyfriend |
| [13:49.196] | they wanna spend 24 hours a day with them. |
| [13:51.069] | Sure. |
| [13:52.267] | It's just that he doesn't have that much free time, |
| [13:53.650] | ya know, and I don't know, what do I do? |
| [13:55.549] | Does it matter? You're ultimately just gonna die or get divorced or |
| [13:58.356] | have to blow your pets head off. |
| [14:06.077] | I've got a question. Richard made plans again with the guys. |
| [14:08.435] | Yeah well, Ross just made plans for the whole century. |
| [14:11.197] | Ya know what, I think I'm gonna go to my room and read Cosmo, |
| [14:12.992] | maybe there's something helpful in there. |
| [14:15.366] | Know what, at least maybe I can learn how to do an at home bikini wax |
| [14:18.234] | with leftover Christmas candles. |
| [14:21.572] | Ok, what the hell happened back there |
| [14:25.139] | I don't know, you tell me. |
| [14:27.100] | One minute I'm holding Ben like a football, |
| [14:28.579] | the next thing I know, I've got two kids, |
| [14:30.012] | I'm living in Scarsdale complaining about the taxes. |
| [14:33.267] | Well I'm sorry, I think about stuff. |
| [14:35.160] | Ya know, I mean, you're at work, |
| [14:37.040] | you're assembling bones, your mind wanders. |
| [14:39.930] | Ross, you have planned out the next 20 years of our lives, |
| [14:42.369] | we've been dating for six weeks. |
| [14:43.744] | C'mon, what, you never think about our future? |
| [14:45.991] | Yes, but I, I think about who's apartment we're gonna sleep at tomorrow night and, |
| [14:49.728] | and where we're gonna have dinner next Saturday night. |
| [14:51.746] | I do not think about what our childrens' names are gonna be. |
| [14:55.580] | You know what our childrens names are gonna be. |
| [14:59.642] | No, no, I mean, ya know, I, |
| [15:01.614] | I read a book and there was a girl named Emily and |
| [15:03.909] | I thought, I thought that might be good. |
| [15:08.017] | What was the book? |
| [15:10.111] | The big book of childrens' names. |
| [15:13.295] | Ok, Ross, Ross, ok listen, what we have is amazing. |
| [15:17.407] | Yeah. |
| [15:18.061] | But I do not want to have everything decided for me. |
| [15:20.427] | I spent my whole life like that. |
| [15:22.689] | It's what I had with Barry, that was one of the reasons I left. |
| [15:25.197] | I, I like not knowing right now and |
| [15:27.674] | I'm sorry if that scares you but if you want to be |
| [15:29.559] | with me you are gonna have to deal with that. |
| [15:31.632] | Ok fine. |
| [15:32.772] | Thank you. |
| [15:33.514] | We're not done. |
| [15:34.231] | I didn't know that. |
| [15:36.477] | Ok, then you're gonna have to understand that |
| [15:38.049] | you're with a guy who's not gonna stop planning his future with you |
| [15:40.845] | because he knows that we're gonna end up together and |
| [15:42.954] | if that scares you, tough, |
| [15:44.256] | 'cause you're gonna have to deal with that. |
| [15:46.140] | Fine, I will. |
| [15:47.551] | Good, 'cause I love you. |
| [15:49.156] | Well I love you too. |
| [15:50.266] | Well that's the first time we've said that. |
| [15:51.703] | Yes it is. |
| [15:52.452] | Well, I'm gonna kiss you. |
| [15:53.351] | Well you better. |
| [16:01.389] | Hey. Oh thanks for the great movie tip. |
| [16:04.838] | Did you like it? |
| [16:05.749] | Oh yeah. You know, |
| [16:06.960] | I don't know if I was happier when um George Bailey destroyed the family business or |
| [16:10.991] | um, Donna Reid cried, or when the mean pharmacist made his ear bleed. |
| [16:16.547] | Alright, I'll give you the ear thing but don't you think the ending was pretty wonderful? |
| [16:19.631] | I didn't watch the ending, I was too depressed. |
| [16:21.942] | It just kept getting worse and worse, it should have been called, |
| [16:24.337] | "It's a sucky life and just when you think it can't suck any more it does." |
| [16:31.473] | Kick save and... denied. |
| [16:34.279] | But... he gets it back, pass to the middle, |
| [16:37.022] | lines it up and... BAM! Yes! Could that shot BE any prettier? |
| [16:39.978] | |
| [16:44.247] | Man you are incredible. |
| [16:45.655] | Well, we had a table in college. |
| [16:48.156] | Oh really, I didn't know they had foosball in the 1800's. |
| [16:51.935] | Nice moustache by the way. |
| [16:53.088] | When puberty hits that thing's really gonna kick in. |
| [16:59.835] | Honey. Uh, not to sound too Florence Henderson but, |
| [17:02.502] | dinner's on the table. |
| [17:03.713] | Ok, just one more point. |
| [17:08.431] | Score! Now can we go? |
| [17:12.516] | See, that's why we don't let her play. |
| [17:17.693] | Is everything all right? |
| [17:18.785] | Um-hmm.- Uh-oh. |
| [17:22.045] | Oh hey listen, don't be mad at him, it's our fault. |
| [17:23.961] | I'm sorry we've been hogging so much of his time. |
| [17:26.361] | Yeah, he's just really great to hang around with. |
| [17:28.595] | Well. |
| [17:29.396] | No no, seriously, Chandler and I were just talking about this. |
| [17:31.593] | He is so much cooler than our dads. I mean, you know, our dad's are ok, |
| [17:38.031] | ya know, but Richard is just- ow, ow. |
| [17:40.113] | What are you kicking me for? |
| [17:42.415] | Huh? I'm trying to talk here. |
| [17:45.733] | Uh, you guys see me as a dad? |
| [17:49.736] | Oh yeah.-No. |
| [17:53.009] | Nooooo. |
| [17:55.579] | Your just, your just clearly not familiar with our young persons vernacular. |
| [17:59.028] | See, when we say dad, we mean buddy. We mean pal. |
| [18:05.441] | Uh-huh, yeah.Hey. No no, seriously, Joey's my dad, Monica's my dad. |
| [18:13.757] | I've even got some dads down at work. |
| [18:17.192] | That's fine. Well, your other dad and I are gonna go have a romantic evening and |
| [18:21.853] | I guess I'll just see you kids around. |
| [18:24.974] | Nighty-night. |
| [18:26.227] | You're not a dad. You're not a dad. |
| [18:28.130] | Not a dad. |
| [18:29.682] | I can't believe you got us into trouble. |
| [18:38.136] | So are you ok? |
| [18:39.339] | Yeah, just, I feel like I'm about a hundred. |
| [18:45.957] | I thought I was just one of the guys. |
| [18:49.205] | Come here. I'll make you feel like one of the guys. |
| [18:59.273] | You know for a really cool guy, you suck at football. |
| [19:03.300] | What're you talking about, I was killing 'em. |
| [19:05.306] | Yeah, well they suck too. |
| [19:10.614] | Ok, and then you take the poopie diaper and you put it in the poopie diaper pail. |
| [19:14.685] | Ok Ross, just so you know, |
| [19:15.941] | calling it a poopie diaper doesn't make this process any cuter. |
| [19:22.723] | Hello.- It's us. |
| [19:23.766] | Come on up. I'm gonna get the rest of his stuff together |
| [19:26.898] | Ok, we can do this now, can't we Ben? |
| [19:30.302] | Yes we can, yes we can. |
| [19:34.887] | There. I did it. I did it. Look at that, oh, stays on and everything. Hi. |
| [19:46.482] | Hi. |
| [19:52.154] | I'm sorry, what did you just say? Did you just say hi? |
| [19:56.128] | Oh my God, Ross, Ross, Ben just said 'Hi'. |
| [19:59.005] | Wha, what? |
| [19:59.730] | Ben just said hi. |
| [20:00.555] | What, the word hi? |
| [20:02.037] | Ye-, no, my Uncle Hi. |
| [20:05.244] | Great, great, and I miss that too, I miss everything. |
| [20:08.236] | Oh, I'm sorry, I guess I just bring it out in him. |
| [20:12.410] | Hello. |
| [20:19.244] | Guess what. Ben just said his first word. |
| [20:22.446] | What did he say? |
| [20:24.075] | Something about hi. |
| [20:26.614] | That's so exciting. |
| [20:27.952] | Mommy is so proud of you. Hi. Hi. |
| [20:32.717] | You know, actually it's more like, hi. |
| [20:40.211] | Ok, this could go on for a while. |
| [20:42.901] | We've got a cab waiting downstairs. |
| [20:44.444] | Well, this was fun. Uh, we should really do it again sometime, |
| [20:48.247] | wha'dya say? Ok. Alright so I've got him. |
| [20:52.086] | Tuesday. |
| [20:52.620] | Tuesday right. Ok, bye you guys. |
| [20:54.940] | Take care. |
| [20:55.666] | Bye Ben. |
| [20:56.817] | Bye. |
| [21:00.356] | Did, did he just, did he, did he just say, he said bye. |
| [21:03.828] | He said bye. You said, you said bye to me. You said bye to me. |
| [21:09.560] | Suddenly I'm seeing him go off to college. |
| [21:12.867] | We've gotta go, we've got that cab waiting. |
| [21:14.484] | Alright, alright, ok. Bye. |
| [21:40.904] | Ok, Ben, this is the part where Ernie buries Bert in the sand and can't find him. |
| [21:47.123] | Now, I've looked ahead on the tape and he does find him again. |
| [21:53.326] | But, ok, before that happens, there's some pretty rough goin' for a while but |
| [21:57.300] | I think we can handle it. And, there's just the alphabet but |
| [22:01.937] | we know that ends well so. Ok, here we go |
| [22:06.447] | Bert, Bert. Bert. Hey, what happened to my friend Bert? |
| [22:11.607] | He was here just a moment ago. Oh no, my old friend Bert is lost. |
| [22:16.190] | Oh, I'm so glad you're here. |
| [00:07.413] | Hey, whatcha guys doing? |
| [00:09.797] | Monica' s making us watch Old Yeller. |
| [00:14.486] | Why are you guys so upset? |
| [00:15.952] | It' s Old Yeller, it' s a happy movie. |
| [00:18.933] | What? |
| [00:19.352] | What' re you talking about? |
| [00:20.793] | Come on, happy family gets a dog, frontier fun. |
| [00:26.692] | Yeah but Phoebs, what about the end? |
| [00:28.418] | What? When Yeller saves the family from the wolf and everyone' s happy? |
| [00:32.015] | That' s not the end! |
| [00:33.345] | Yuhuh. That' s when my mother would shut off the TV and said" The end". |
| [00:38.948] | What about the part where he has rabies? |
| [00:41.162] | He doesn' t have rabies, he has babies. |
| [00:45.592] | That' s what my mom said. |
| [00:47.740] | Uh, Phoebe, I don' t think your mom wants you to see what' s about to happen. |
| [00:52.692] | Why, what' s about to happen? |
| [00:54.689] | I' ve never seen this part before. |
| [00:56.793] | Hey, Travis, what you doing with that gun? |
| [01:02.445] | Oh no, no no, Travis, put down the gun. |
| [01:06.260] | No no no no, he he' s your buddy, he' s your Yeller. |
| [01:08.428] | No no no no the end the end. |
| [01:14.239] | Ok, what kind of a sick doggie snuff film is this? |
| [02:06.734] | Hey, have you guys eaten? |
| [02:08.030] | Because uh, Richard and I just finished and we' ve got leftovers. |
| [02:11.793] | Chicken and potatoes. |
| [02:14.506] | What am I wearing? |
| [02:17.451] | Actually, nothing but rubber gloves. |
| [02:25.470] | You know, one of these times you' re gonna really be naked |
| [02:27.324] | And we' re not gonna come over. |
| [02:30.146] | Alright, I' ve got a leg, three breasts and a wing. |
| [02:32.428] | Well, how do you find clothes that fit. |
| [02:36.888] | Oh, hey, Monica, we' ve got a question. |
| [02:38.639] | Alright, for the bizillionth time, yes I see other women in shower at the gym |
| [02:42.206] | And no I don' t look. |
| [02:44.699] | No, not that one. |
| [02:46.421] | We' re trying to figure out who to bring to the Knicks game tonight., |
| [02:48.272] | We have an extra ticket. |
| [02:49.317] | Yeah, Ross can' t go so it' s between my friend Eric Prower who has breath issues |
| [02:53.237] | And Dan with the poking. |
| [02:56.042] | " Did you see that play? Do you want some more beer? Is that Spike Lee?" |
| [03:00.976] | Ok! Hey, why don' t you ask Richard? |
| [03:12.978] | Ok, uh, Richard, if you have an extra ticket to the Knicks game |
| [03:15.905] | and you had to choose between a friend who smells |
| [03:18.782] | And one who bruises you, who would you pick? |
| [03:20.799] | Wow. Well, being a huge Knicks fan myself, |
| [03:23.590] | I think you should choose someone who' s a huge Knicks fan. |
| [03:28.092] | Ok, that' s Eric. |
| [03:32.251] | Glad to be of help. Matches. |
| [03:36.085] | I meant, why don' t you take Richard to the game? |
| [03:38.980] | What? |
| [03:43.365] | I don' t know. |
| [03:44.318] | Come on! Keeps his fingers to himself and he' s always minty fresh. |
| [03:49.567] | I don' t know, Richard' s really nice and everything. |
| [03:51.356] | Uh, it' s just that we don' t know him rally well. |
| [03:52.818] | You know, and plus he' s, you know, old.. |
| [03:57.295] | Er than some people, but uh, younger than some buildings. |
| [04:04.998] | So what? he' s a little older, big deal. |
| [04:07.046] | I mean he' s important to me. |
| [04:09.257] | You know if you ask him, he might take you on his Jag. |
| [04:17.251] | How do we say yes now, |
| [04:18.579] | And makes it seem like we' re not doing it just to ride in the cool car? |
| [04:23.364] | Ok, this could be tough. |
| [04:25.243] | Ok, ok ok. Monica. |
| [04:28.058] | We' ll bring him, but only if he takes the Jaguar. |
| [04:34.030] | Ooh, you almost had it. |
| [04:42.383] | No no, you' re fine, you' re fine. |
| [04:47.064] | Hi honey |
| [04:48.820] | Oh you guys are not gonna believe what happened. |
| [04:50.749] | What? What? |
| [04:51.649] | Ok, we were just sitting over there playing on the floor |
| [04:53.195] | and he grabs the table and he pulls himself up. |
| [04:58.215] | He pulled himself up! |
| [05:00.572] | Standing man. |
| [05:03.330] | I' m sorry you guys missed it but |
| [05:04.960] | I did tape it so if you guys want to see it. |
| [05:07.403] | Uhh, we know, he already did it last week. |
| [05:10.305] | You can watch our tape if you want. |
| [05:13.523] | I don' t believe this. |
| [05:14.984] | I miss, I miss the first time of everything. |
| [05:17.248] | I missed, what? the first he rolled over, the first he crawled. |
| [05:20.656] | What else did I miss? Has he spoken yet, is he driving, |
| [05:23.201] | does he have a favorite liqueur? |
| [05:26.020] | Actually, he is getting closer on the talking thing. |
| [05:28.702] | He can' t quite say mama yet. |
| [05:30.336] | But once he said " Yemen". |
| [05:33.690] | Ooh, I, I' m so sick of missing stuff. |
| [05:36.282] | You know, I want him for more than, than a day. |
| [05:38.473] | I want him for a whole weekend. |
| [05:40.065] | No listen, I mean, I feel like... |
| [05:41.741] | Great, that would be great. |
| [05:45.541] | Really? I mean, I had a whole speech prepared. |
| [05:48.495] | Oh shoot, that would have been fun. |
| [05:53.176] | Oh look, did, did you just see that? |
| [05:55.370] | Did you see? He just waved, he just waved. |
| [05:57.948] | He' s never waved before, you' ve never waved before. |
| [06:00.514] | Yes he has, very good.. |
| [06:05.810] | Hey Pheebs, what you got there? |
| [06:08.505] | Ok, Love Story, Brian' s Song, and Therms of Endearment. |
| [06:13.175] | Wow, all you need now is The Killing Fields, |
| [06:15.179] | And some guacamole and you' ve got yourself a partay. |
| [06:19.052] | Yeah, I talked to my grandma about the Old Yeller incident, |
| [06:22.198] | and she told me that my mom used to not show us the ends of sad movies |
| [06:26.358] | to shield us from the pain and sadness. |
| [06:29.245] | You know, before she killed herself. |
| [06:33.615] | Hey, where' s Richard? Did you ditch him? |
| [06:38.487] | Yeah right after we stole his lunch money and gave him a wedgie. |
| [06:42.914] | What' s the matter with you, he' s parking the car. |
| [06:46.055] | So' d u guys have fun? |
| [06:47.170] | Your boyfriend is so cool. |
| [06:49.030] | Really? |
| [06:49.867] | Yeah, he let us drive his Jaguar. |
| [06:51.373] | Joey for 12 blocks, me for 15. |
| [06:53.882] | Wow, he must like you the best. |
| [06:58.146] | Oh, what about the thing he did |
| [06:59.959] | when he tipped the guy who showed us to our seats. |
| [07:01.593] | You never even saw the money, it was like this. |
| [07:03.613] | Hey chandler, thanks for showing us to our seats. |
| [07:07.372] | You' re welcome. Hey Joey, thanks for parking the car. |
| [07:10.714] | No problem. |
| [07:13.676] | Hey Chandler... |
| [07:14.484] | I think they get it. Okay. |
| [07:18.721] | There' s the man. |
| [07:22.750] | Hey, you' re getting it better. I' m gonna keep this by the way. |
| [07:27.464] | Ok. He kept my dollar. |
| [07:35.738] | So your first whole weekend without Ben. |
| [07:36.878] | What' re u guys gonna do? |
| [07:37.960] | Uh, we' re going down to Colonial Williamsburg. |
| [07:40.143] | Yeah, a woman I went to college |
| [07:41.284] | with just became the first female blacksmith down there. |
| [07:44.854] | Well, u know, they' re little behind the times in Colonial Williamsburg. |
| [07:49.677] | Think I better go before mommy starts weeping. |
| [07:52.684] | Bye We love you, bye |
| [07:55.373] | Have a good time. |
| [07:58.297] | Ok, Ben. Ross? yeah? Look. |
| [08:08.767] | Joey, do u know we can see u from here? |
| [08:13.107] | How come Richard looks so much cooler with one of these than me? |
| [08:15.691] | Well, for starters, u may want to light it and lose the spatula. |
| [08:20.578] | You know what, I think it' s cute, u trying to be more like Richard. |
| [08:23.579] | Not like him, perse, just not unlike him. |
| [08:38.213] | Look, it' s the artist formerly known as Chandler. |
| [08:42.428] | Just trying something here, u know. |
| [08:45.126] | So Joey, why didn' t u grow a moustache? |
| [08:47.094] | Oh, we flipped for it. |
| [08:48.547] | I got the cigar, he got the moustache. |
| [08:51.321] | Figured if we both grew it, we' d look like dorks. |
| [08:55.339] | Yeah, u really sidestepped that land mine. |
| [08:58.528] | Hey listen, we' ve gotta go, I promised Richard we' d meet him downstairs. |
| [09:01.308] | You' re meeting Richard? |
| [09:02.127] | Yeah, we' re going to a Ranger game. |
| [09:03.360] | Yeah, he didn' t tell ya? |
| [09:04.715] | Well, he told me he was going out with the guys, |
| [09:05.986] | I just didn' t know that your were the guys. |
| [09:08.119] | You hear that? We' re the guys. |
| [09:13.051] | With that moustache doesn' t Chandler remind u of Aunt Sylvia? |
| [09:15.350] | Thank you! |
| [09:25.760] | Hi, we' re visiting. |
| [09:28.382] | It' s Ben and his dada. Dada. |
| [09:34.249] | Can you say dada? |
| [09:36.838] | Look, I' m gonna tell your momies you said it anyway so u might as well try. |
| [09:40.181] | No luck huh? |
| [09:41.071] | Naa. A while ago I got a sah out of him, which I thought, ya know, might turn into sahcondary caregiver but... |
| [09:52.301] | Hey, would you uh, would you hold him for a sec, ' cause I, I gotta take this off. |
| [09:55.368] | Oh, yeah sure, Ok. |
| [10:03.964] | What' re you doing? |
| [10:05.401] | Uh, I' m holding Ben. |
| [10:08.639] | Yeah, well, he' s a baby not a bomb. |
| [10:12.280] | Okay. |
| [10:13.488] | Well just hold him like you' d hold a football. |
| [10:15.826] | This is how I would hold a football. |
| [10:18.458] | Ok, here, here. There we go. |
| [10:20.992] | Ok, I' m sorry, I' m just not very good with babies. I mean I haven' t been around them, I mean, you know, since I was one |
| [10:27.912] | It' s alright, it' s no big deal. |
| [10:29.454] | Really? |
| [10:30.199] | |
| [10:30.146] | Yeah, definitely, I' m sure you' ll feel totally different when it' s our baby. |
| [10:34.035] | What? What? |
| [10:36.551] | You think about stuff like that? |
| [10:38.729] | Uhh, yeah. I mean, actually I kinda think that we' ll have, we' ll have two babies. |
| [10:47.239] | Two, two babies? |
| [10:49.774] | Yeah. Ya know, a boy and a girl. Hopefully the girl will come first so Ben here won' t feel too competitive. |
| [10:58.610] | Then what' s gonna happen? |
| [11:00.447] | Well, we won' t wanna raise kids in the city so we' ll probably move to uh, Scarsdale. |
| [11:05.353] | Uhhuh. |
| [11:06.106] | Yeah, that way I figure, ya know, |
| [11:07.776] | we' ll be far enough away from our parents that we don' t have to see them all the time |
| [11:10.075] | but close enough that they can come over and babysit whenever we want. |
| [11:12.493] | And yes, I know, the taxes are a little higher than, let' s say, Nassau county |
| [11:15.824] | but the school system' s supposedly great. |
| [11:19.776] | Wow. Wow, that' s great. Great. |
| [11:25.308] | Ok, wow, you know what. |
| [11:26.756] | Huh? |
| [11:27.691] | I' m off my break now so uh, |
| [11:30.855] | um here you take this and |
| [11:33.418] | um, I am gonna go pour these very nice people some coffee. |
| [11:38.144] | Ok. Oh look at that, I don' t have a pot. I don' t have a pot. |
| [11:42.416] | Well, hey, maybe I' ve got one at home, or in Scarsdale. Hey is that a door? |
| [11:52.293] | Hey Phoebs, what' s happening? |
| [11:56.010] | Oh, ok, murder, cancer, soccer teams eating each other in the Andes. |
| [12:01.146] | So you watched the movies huh? |
| [12:02.391] | Uh huh, what is happening to the world? |
| [12:05.772] | I mean, no no no, ' cause ET leaves, and and Rocky loses, Charlotte dies. |
| [12:12.128] | Charlotte who? |
| [12:13.853] | With the web, the spider she dies, she does. |
| [12:15.852] | She has babies and dies. It' s like ya know, |
| [12:18.548] | hey welcome home from the hospital, thud. |
| [12:22.390] | Alright, you wanna feel better? |
| [12:23.490] | Yeah. |
| [12:24.744] | Ok, here, watch this. |
| [12:29.344] | It' s a Wonderful Life. Yes I' ve heard of this. |
| [12:32.206] | So you can' t lose, it' s there in the title. |
| [12:34.893] | Wonderfullness is baked right in. |
| [12:36.516] | Please, I almost fell for that with, uh, Pride of the Yankees, |
| [12:39.775] | I thought I was gonna see a film about Yankee pride and then, boom, |
| [12:42.316] | the guy gets Lou Gehrig' s disease. |
| [12:45.848] | Uh, the guy was Lou Gehrig. Didn' t you kinda see it coming? |
| [12:52.681] | Phoebe, just watch that, I promise it will restore all your faith in humanity. |
| [12:56.922] | Hey, big guy, game time. |
| [12:58.607] | Hey, be right there. |
| [13:00.962] | There' s a game? |
| [13:01.638] | Uh, yeah, I just got my pickup sticks back from the shop. |
| [13:06.007] | Bring your nerves of steel. |
| [13:10.717] | It' s the basketball playoffs. |
| [13:12.885] | Listen, um honey, |
| [13:13.638] | I appreciate this but you don' t have to keep hanging out with them for me, |
| [13:16.445] | I mean, they have each other. |
| [13:18.498] | Oh, no, honey, I mean, don' t worry, |
| [13:21.350] | I like hanging out with those guys. |
| [13:23.138] | It' s fun for me. They' re different than my other friends, |
| [13:25.462] | they don' t start sentences with, ' You know who just died shoveling snow?' |
| [13:30.838] | Alright that' s great, then just go. Go Knicks. |
| [13:34.909] | Uh, it' s the college playoffs. |
| [13:36.894] | Oh, then go Vassar. |
| [13:38.804] | Uh, they' re not in it. |
| [13:40.160] | Ok, then just go. Ok. |
| [13:43.543] | Oh, why does this bother me so much? |
| [13:46.313] | I mean I don' t wanna be one of those people who tells their boyfriend |
| [13:49.196] | they wanna spend 24 hours a day with them. |
| [13:51.069] | Sure. |
| [13:52.267] | It' s just that he doesn' t have that much free time, |
| [13:53.650] | ya know, and I don' t know, what do I do? |
| [13:55.549] | Does it matter? You' re ultimately just gonna die or get divorced or |
| [13:58.356] | have to blow your pets head off. |
| [14:06.077] | I' ve got a question. Richard made plans again with the guys. |
| [14:08.435] | Yeah well, Ross just made plans for the whole century. |
| [14:11.197] | Ya know what, I think I' m gonna go to my room and read Cosmo, |
| [14:12.992] | maybe there' s something helpful in there. |
| [14:15.366] | Know what, at least maybe I can learn how to do an at home bikini wax |
| [14:18.234] | with leftover Christmas candles. |
| [14:21.572] | Ok, what the hell happened back there |
| [14:25.139] | I don' t know, you tell me. |
| [14:27.100] | One minute I' m holding Ben like a football, |
| [14:28.579] | the next thing I know, I' ve got two kids, |
| [14:30.012] | I' m living in Scarsdale complaining about the taxes. |
| [14:33.267] | Well I' m sorry, I think about stuff. |
| [14:35.160] | Ya know, I mean, you' re at work, |
| [14:37.040] | you' re assembling bones, your mind wanders. |
| [14:39.930] | Ross, you have planned out the next 20 years of our lives, |
| [14:42.369] | we' ve been dating for six weeks. |
| [14:43.744] | C' mon, what, you never think about our future? |
| [14:45.991] | Yes, but I, I think about who' s apartment we' re gonna sleep at tomorrow night and, |
| [14:49.728] | and where we' re gonna have dinner next Saturday night. |
| [14:51.746] | I do not think about what our childrens' names are gonna be. |
| [14:55.580] | You know what our childrens names are gonna be. |
| [14:59.642] | No, no, I mean, ya know, I, |
| [15:01.614] | I read a book and there was a girl named Emily and |
| [15:03.909] | I thought, I thought that might be good. |
| [15:08.017] | What was the book? |
| [15:10.111] | The big book of childrens' names. |
| [15:13.295] | Ok, Ross, Ross, ok listen, what we have is amazing. |
| [15:17.407] | Yeah. |
| [15:18.061] | But I do not want to have everything decided for me. |
| [15:20.427] | I spent my whole life like that. |
| [15:22.689] | It' s what I had with Barry, that was one of the reasons I left. |
| [15:25.197] | I, I like not knowing right now and |
| [15:27.674] | I' m sorry if that scares you but if you want to be |
| [15:29.559] | with me you are gonna have to deal with that. |
| [15:31.632] | Ok fine. |
| [15:32.772] | Thank you. |
| [15:33.514] | We' re not done. |
| [15:34.231] | I didn' t know that. |
| [15:36.477] | Ok, then you' re gonna have to understand that |
| [15:38.049] | you' re with a guy who' s not gonna stop planning his future with you |
| [15:40.845] | because he knows that we' re gonna end up together and |
| [15:42.954] | if that scares you, tough, |
| [15:44.256] | ' cause you' re gonna have to deal with that. |
| [15:46.140] | Fine, I will. |
| [15:47.551] | Good, ' cause I love you. |
| [15:49.156] | Well I love you too. |
| [15:50.266] | Well that' s the first time we' ve said that. |
| [15:51.703] | Yes it is. |
| [15:52.452] | Well, I' m gonna kiss you. |
| [15:53.351] | Well you better. |
| [16:01.389] | Hey. Oh thanks for the great movie tip. |
| [16:04.838] | Did you like it? |
| [16:05.749] | Oh yeah. You know, |
| [16:06.960] | I don' t know if I was happier when um George Bailey destroyed the family business or |
| [16:10.991] | um, Donna Reid cried, or when the mean pharmacist made his ear bleed. |
| [16:16.547] | Alright, I' ll give you the ear thing but don' t you think the ending was pretty wonderful? |
| [16:19.631] | I didn' t watch the ending, I was too depressed. |
| [16:21.942] | It just kept getting worse and worse, it should have been called, |
| [16:24.337] | " It' s a sucky life and just when you think it can' t suck any more it does." |
| [16:31.473] | Kick save and... denied. |
| [16:34.279] | But... he gets it back, pass to the middle, |
| [16:37.022] | lines it up and... BAM! Yes! Could that shot BE any prettier? |
| [16:39.978] | |
| [16:44.247] | Man you are incredible. |
| [16:45.655] | Well, we had a table in college. |
| [16:48.156] | Oh really, I didn' t know they had foosball in the 1800' s. |
| [16:51.935] | Nice moustache by the way. |
| [16:53.088] | When puberty hits that thing' s really gonna kick in. |
| [16:59.835] | Honey. Uh, not to sound too Florence Henderson but, |
| [17:02.502] | dinner' s on the table. |
| [17:03.713] | Ok, just one more point. |
| [17:08.431] | Score! Now can we go? |
| [17:12.516] | See, that' s why we don' t let her play. |
| [17:17.693] | Is everything all right? |
| [17:18.785] | Umhmm. Uhoh. |
| [17:22.045] | Oh hey listen, don' t be mad at him, it' s our fault. |
| [17:23.961] | I' m sorry we' ve been hogging so much of his time. |
| [17:26.361] | Yeah, he' s just really great to hang around with. |
| [17:28.595] | Well. |
| [17:29.396] | No no, seriously, Chandler and I were just talking about this. |
| [17:31.593] | He is so much cooler than our dads. I mean, you know, our dad' s are ok, |
| [17:38.031] | ya know, but Richard is just ow, ow. |
| [17:40.113] | What are you kicking me for? |
| [17:42.415] | Huh? I' m trying to talk here. |
| [17:45.733] | Uh, you guys see me as a dad? |
| [17:49.736] | Oh yeah. No. |
| [17:53.009] | Nooooo. |
| [17:55.579] | Your just, your just clearly not familiar with our young persons vernacular. |
| [17:59.028] | See, when we say dad, we mean buddy. We mean pal. |
| [18:05.441] | Uhhuh, yeah. Hey. No no, seriously, Joey' s my dad, Monica' s my dad. |
| [18:13.757] | I' ve even got some dads down at work. |
| [18:17.192] | That' s fine. Well, your other dad and I are gonna go have a romantic evening and |
| [18:21.853] | I guess I' ll just see you kids around. |
| [18:24.974] | Nightynight. |
| [18:26.227] | You' re not a dad. You' re not a dad. |
| [18:28.130] | Not a dad. |
| [18:29.682] | I can' t believe you got us into trouble. |
| [18:38.136] | So are you ok? |
| [18:39.339] | Yeah, just, I feel like I' m about a hundred. |
| [18:45.957] | I thought I was just one of the guys. |
| [18:49.205] | Come here. I' ll make you feel like one of the guys. |
| [18:59.273] | You know for a really cool guy, you suck at football. |
| [19:03.300] | What' re you talking about, I was killing ' em. |
| [19:05.306] | Yeah, well they suck too. |
| [19:10.614] | Ok, and then you take the poopie diaper and you put it in the poopie diaper pail. |
| [19:14.685] | Ok Ross, just so you know, |
| [19:15.941] | calling it a poopie diaper doesn' t make this process any cuter. |
| [19:22.723] | Hello. It' s us. |
| [19:23.766] | Come on up. I' m gonna get the rest of his stuff together |
| [19:26.898] | Ok, we can do this now, can' t we Ben? |
| [19:30.302] | Yes we can, yes we can. |
| [19:34.887] | There. I did it. I did it. Look at that, oh, stays on and everything. Hi. |
| [19:46.482] | Hi. |
| [19:52.154] | I' m sorry, what did you just say? Did you just say hi? |
| [19:56.128] | Oh my God, Ross, Ross, Ben just said ' Hi'. |
| [19:59.005] | Wha, what? |
| [19:59.730] | Ben just said hi. |
| [20:00.555] | What, the word hi? |
| [20:02.037] | Ye, no, my Uncle Hi. |
| [20:05.244] | Great, great, and I miss that too, I miss everything. |
| [20:08.236] | Oh, I' m sorry, I guess I just bring it out in him. |
| [20:12.410] | Hello. |
| [20:19.244] | Guess what. Ben just said his first word. |
| [20:22.446] | What did he say? |
| [20:24.075] | Something about hi. |
| [20:26.614] | That' s so exciting. |
| [20:27.952] | Mommy is so proud of you. Hi. Hi. |
| [20:32.717] | You know, actually it' s more like, hi. |
| [20:40.211] | Ok, this could go on for a while. |
| [20:42.901] | We' ve got a cab waiting downstairs. |
| [20:44.444] | Well, this was fun. Uh, we should really do it again sometime, |
| [20:48.247] | wha' dya say? Ok. Alright so I' ve got him. |
| [20:52.086] | Tuesday. |
| [20:52.620] | Tuesday right. Ok, bye you guys. |
| [20:54.940] | Take care. |
| [20:55.666] | Bye Ben. |
| [20:56.817] | Bye. |
| [21:00.356] | Did, did he just, did he, did he just say, he said bye. |
| [21:03.828] | He said bye. You said, you said bye to me. You said bye to me. |
| [21:09.560] | Suddenly I' m seeing him go off to college. |
| [21:12.867] | We' ve gotta go, we' ve got that cab waiting. |
| [21:14.484] | Alright, alright, ok. Bye. |
| [21:40.904] | Ok, Ben, this is the part where Ernie buries Bert in the sand and can' t find him. |
| [21:47.123] | Now, I' ve looked ahead on the tape and he does find him again. |
| [21:53.326] | But, ok, before that happens, there' s some pretty rough goin' for a while but |
| [21:57.300] | I think we can handle it. And, there' s just the alphabet but |
| [22:01.937] | we know that ends well so. Ok, here we go |
| [22:06.447] | Bert, Bert. Bert. Hey, what happened to my friend Bert? |
| [22:11.607] | He was here just a moment ago. Oh no, my old friend Bert is lost. |
| [22:16.190] | Oh, I' m so glad you' re here. |
| [00:07.413] | Hey, whatcha guys doing? |
| [00:09.797] | Monica' s making us watch Old Yeller. |
| [00:14.486] | Why are you guys so upset? |
| [00:15.952] | It' s Old Yeller, it' s a happy movie. |
| [00:18.933] | What? |
| [00:19.352] | What' re you talking about? |
| [00:20.793] | Come on, happy family gets a dog, frontier fun. |
| [00:26.692] | Yeah but Phoebs, what about the end? |
| [00:28.418] | What? When Yeller saves the family from the wolf and everyone' s happy? |
| [00:32.015] | That' s not the end! |
| [00:33.345] | Yuhuh. That' s when my mother would shut off the TV and said" The end". |
| [00:38.948] | What about the part where he has rabies? |
| [00:41.162] | He doesn' t have rabies, he has babies. |
| [00:45.592] | That' s what my mom said. |
| [00:47.740] | Uh, Phoebe, I don' t think your mom wants you to see what' s about to happen. |
| [00:52.692] | Why, what' s about to happen? |
| [00:54.689] | I' ve never seen this part before. |
| [00:56.793] | Hey, Travis, what you doing with that gun? |
| [01:02.445] | Oh no, no no, Travis, put down the gun. |
| [01:06.260] | No no no no, he he' s your buddy, he' s your Yeller. |
| [01:08.428] | No no no no the end the end. |
| [01:14.239] | Ok, what kind of a sick doggie snuff film is this? |
| [02:06.734] | Hey, have you guys eaten? |
| [02:08.030] | Because uh, Richard and I just finished and we' ve got leftovers. |
| [02:11.793] | Chicken and potatoes. |
| [02:14.506] | What am I wearing? |
| [02:17.451] | Actually, nothing but rubber gloves. |
| [02:25.470] | You know, one of these times you' re gonna really be naked |
| [02:27.324] | And we' re not gonna come over. |
| [02:30.146] | Alright, I' ve got a leg, three breasts and a wing. |
| [02:32.428] | Well, how do you find clothes that fit. |
| [02:36.888] | Oh, hey, Monica, we' ve got a question. |
| [02:38.639] | Alright, for the bizillionth time, yes I see other women in shower at the gym |
| [02:42.206] | And no I don' t look. |
| [02:44.699] | No, not that one. |
| [02:46.421] | We' re trying to figure out who to bring to the Knicks game tonight., |
| [02:48.272] | We have an extra ticket. |
| [02:49.317] | Yeah, Ross can' t go so it' s between my friend Eric Prower who has breath issues |
| [02:53.237] | And Dan with the poking. |
| [02:56.042] | " Did you see that play? Do you want some more beer? Is that Spike Lee?" |
| [03:00.976] | Ok! Hey, why don' t you ask Richard? |
| [03:12.978] | Ok, uh, Richard, if you have an extra ticket to the Knicks game |
| [03:15.905] | and you had to choose between a friend who smells |
| [03:18.782] | And one who bruises you, who would you pick? |
| [03:20.799] | Wow. Well, being a huge Knicks fan myself, |
| [03:23.590] | I think you should choose someone who' s a huge Knicks fan. |
| [03:28.092] | Ok, that' s Eric. |
| [03:32.251] | Glad to be of help. Matches. |
| [03:36.085] | I meant, why don' t you take Richard to the game? |
| [03:38.980] | What? |
| [03:43.365] | I don' t know. |
| [03:44.318] | Come on! Keeps his fingers to himself and he' s always minty fresh. |
| [03:49.567] | I don' t know, Richard' s really nice and everything. |
| [03:51.356] | Uh, it' s just that we don' t know him rally well. |
| [03:52.818] | You know, and plus he' s, you know, old.. |
| [03:57.295] | Er than some people, but uh, younger than some buildings. |
| [04:04.998] | So what? he' s a little older, big deal. |
| [04:07.046] | I mean he' s important to me. |
| [04:09.257] | You know if you ask him, he might take you on his Jag. |
| [04:17.251] | How do we say yes now, |
| [04:18.579] | And makes it seem like we' re not doing it just to ride in the cool car? |
| [04:23.364] | Ok, this could be tough. |
| [04:25.243] | Ok, ok ok. Monica. |
| [04:28.058] | We' ll bring him, but only if he takes the Jaguar. |
| [04:34.030] | Ooh, you almost had it. |
| [04:42.383] | No no, you' re fine, you' re fine. |
| [04:47.064] | Hi honey |
| [04:48.820] | Oh you guys are not gonna believe what happened. |
| [04:50.749] | What? What? |
| [04:51.649] | Ok, we were just sitting over there playing on the floor |
| [04:53.195] | and he grabs the table and he pulls himself up. |
| [04:58.215] | He pulled himself up! |
| [05:00.572] | Standing man. |
| [05:03.330] | I' m sorry you guys missed it but |
| [05:04.960] | I did tape it so if you guys want to see it. |
| [05:07.403] | Uhh, we know, he already did it last week. |
| [05:10.305] | You can watch our tape if you want. |
| [05:13.523] | I don' t believe this. |
| [05:14.984] | I miss, I miss the first time of everything. |
| [05:17.248] | I missed, what? the first he rolled over, the first he crawled. |
| [05:20.656] | What else did I miss? Has he spoken yet, is he driving, |
| [05:23.201] | does he have a favorite liqueur? |
| [05:26.020] | Actually, he is getting closer on the talking thing. |
| [05:28.702] | He can' t quite say mama yet. |
| [05:30.336] | But once he said " Yemen". |
| [05:33.690] | Ooh, I, I' m so sick of missing stuff. |
| [05:36.282] | You know, I want him for more than, than a day. |
| [05:38.473] | I want him for a whole weekend. |
| [05:40.065] | No listen, I mean, I feel like... |
| [05:41.741] | Great, that would be great. |
| [05:45.541] | Really? I mean, I had a whole speech prepared. |
| [05:48.495] | Oh shoot, that would have been fun. |
| [05:53.176] | Oh look, did, did you just see that? |
| [05:55.370] | Did you see? He just waved, he just waved. |
| [05:57.948] | He' s never waved before, you' ve never waved before. |
| [06:00.514] | Yes he has, very good.. |
| [06:05.810] | Hey Pheebs, what you got there? |
| [06:08.505] | Ok, Love Story, Brian' s Song, and Therms of Endearment. |
| [06:13.175] | Wow, all you need now is The Killing Fields, |
| [06:15.179] | And some guacamole and you' ve got yourself a partay. |
| [06:19.052] | Yeah, I talked to my grandma about the Old Yeller incident, |
| [06:22.198] | and she told me that my mom used to not show us the ends of sad movies |
| [06:26.358] | to shield us from the pain and sadness. |
| [06:29.245] | You know, before she killed herself. |
| [06:33.615] | Hey, where' s Richard? Did you ditch him? |
| [06:38.487] | Yeah right after we stole his lunch money and gave him a wedgie. |
| [06:42.914] | What' s the matter with you, he' s parking the car. |
| [06:46.055] | So' d u guys have fun? |
| [06:47.170] | Your boyfriend is so cool. |
| [06:49.030] | Really? |
| [06:49.867] | Yeah, he let us drive his Jaguar. |
| [06:51.373] | Joey for 12 blocks, me for 15. |
| [06:53.882] | Wow, he must like you the best. |
| [06:58.146] | Oh, what about the thing he did |
| [06:59.959] | when he tipped the guy who showed us to our seats. |
| [07:01.593] | You never even saw the money, it was like this. |
| [07:03.613] | Hey chandler, thanks for showing us to our seats. |
| [07:07.372] | You' re welcome. Hey Joey, thanks for parking the car. |
| [07:10.714] | No problem. |
| [07:13.676] | Hey Chandler... |
| [07:14.484] | I think they get it. Okay. |
| [07:18.721] | There' s the man. |
| [07:22.750] | Hey, you' re getting it better. I' m gonna keep this by the way. |
| [07:27.464] | Ok. He kept my dollar. |
| [07:35.738] | So your first whole weekend without Ben. |
| [07:36.878] | What' re u guys gonna do? |
| [07:37.960] | Uh, we' re going down to Colonial Williamsburg. |
| [07:40.143] | Yeah, a woman I went to college |
| [07:41.284] | with just became the first female blacksmith down there. |
| [07:44.854] | Well, u know, they' re little behind the times in Colonial Williamsburg. |
| [07:49.677] | Think I better go before mommy starts weeping. |
| [07:52.684] | Bye We love you, bye |
| [07:55.373] | Have a good time. |
| [07:58.297] | Ok, Ben. Ross? yeah? Look. |
| [08:08.767] | Joey, do u know we can see u from here? |
| [08:13.107] | How come Richard looks so much cooler with one of these than me? |
| [08:15.691] | Well, for starters, u may want to light it and lose the spatula. |
| [08:20.578] | You know what, I think it' s cute, u trying to be more like Richard. |
| [08:23.579] | Not like him, perse, just not unlike him. |
| [08:38.213] | Look, it' s the artist formerly known as Chandler. |
| [08:42.428] | Just trying something here, u know. |
| [08:45.126] | So Joey, why didn' t u grow a moustache? |
| [08:47.094] | Oh, we flipped for it. |
| [08:48.547] | I got the cigar, he got the moustache. |
| [08:51.321] | Figured if we both grew it, we' d look like dorks. |
| [08:55.339] | Yeah, u really sidestepped that land mine. |
| [08:58.528] | Hey listen, we' ve gotta go, I promised Richard we' d meet him downstairs. |
| [09:01.308] | You' re meeting Richard? |
| [09:02.127] | Yeah, we' re going to a Ranger game. |
| [09:03.360] | Yeah, he didn' t tell ya? |
| [09:04.715] | Well, he told me he was going out with the guys, |
| [09:05.986] | I just didn' t know that your were the guys. |
| [09:08.119] | You hear that? We' re the guys. |
| [09:13.051] | With that moustache doesn' t Chandler remind u of Aunt Sylvia? |
| [09:15.350] | Thank you! |
| [09:25.760] | Hi, we' re visiting. |
| [09:28.382] | It' s Ben and his dada. Dada. |
| [09:34.249] | Can you say dada? |
| [09:36.838] | Look, I' m gonna tell your momies you said it anyway so u might as well try. |
| [09:40.181] | No luck huh? |
| [09:41.071] | Naa. A while ago I got a sah out of him, which I thought, ya know, might turn into sahcondary caregiver but... |
| [09:52.301] | Hey, would you uh, would you hold him for a sec, ' cause I, I gotta take this off. |
| [09:55.368] | Oh, yeah sure, Ok. |
| [10:03.964] | What' re you doing? |
| [10:05.401] | Uh, I' m holding Ben. |
| [10:08.639] | Yeah, well, he' s a baby not a bomb. |
| [10:12.280] | Okay. |
| [10:13.488] | Well just hold him like you' d hold a football. |
| [10:15.826] | This is how I would hold a football. |
| [10:18.458] | Ok, here, here. There we go. |
| [10:20.992] | Ok, I' m sorry, I' m just not very good with babies. I mean I haven' t been around them, I mean, you know, since I was one |
| [10:27.912] | It' s alright, it' s no big deal. |
| [10:29.454] | Really? |
| [10:30.199] | |
| [10:30.146] | Yeah, definitely, I' m sure you' ll feel totally different when it' s our baby. |
| [10:34.035] | What? What? |
| [10:36.551] | You think about stuff like that? |
| [10:38.729] | Uhh, yeah. I mean, actually I kinda think that we' ll have, we' ll have two babies. |
| [10:47.239] | Two, two babies? |
| [10:49.774] | Yeah. Ya know, a boy and a girl. Hopefully the girl will come first so Ben here won' t feel too competitive. |
| [10:58.610] | Then what' s gonna happen? |
| [11:00.447] | Well, we won' t wanna raise kids in the city so we' ll probably move to uh, Scarsdale. |
| [11:05.353] | Uhhuh. |
| [11:06.106] | Yeah, that way I figure, ya know, |
| [11:07.776] | we' ll be far enough away from our parents that we don' t have to see them all the time |
| [11:10.075] | but close enough that they can come over and babysit whenever we want. |
| [11:12.493] | And yes, I know, the taxes are a little higher than, let' s say, Nassau county |
| [11:15.824] | but the school system' s supposedly great. |
| [11:19.776] | Wow. Wow, that' s great. Great. |
| [11:25.308] | Ok, wow, you know what. |
| [11:26.756] | Huh? |
| [11:27.691] | I' m off my break now so uh, |
| [11:30.855] | um here you take this and |
| [11:33.418] | um, I am gonna go pour these very nice people some coffee. |
| [11:38.144] | Ok. Oh look at that, I don' t have a pot. I don' t have a pot. |
| [11:42.416] | Well, hey, maybe I' ve got one at home, or in Scarsdale. Hey is that a door? |
| [11:52.293] | Hey Phoebs, what' s happening? |
| [11:56.010] | Oh, ok, murder, cancer, soccer teams eating each other in the Andes. |
| [12:01.146] | So you watched the movies huh? |
| [12:02.391] | Uh huh, what is happening to the world? |
| [12:05.772] | I mean, no no no, ' cause ET leaves, and and Rocky loses, Charlotte dies. |
| [12:12.128] | Charlotte who? |
| [12:13.853] | With the web, the spider she dies, she does. |
| [12:15.852] | She has babies and dies. It' s like ya know, |
| [12:18.548] | hey welcome home from the hospital, thud. |
| [12:22.390] | Alright, you wanna feel better? |
| [12:23.490] | Yeah. |
| [12:24.744] | Ok, here, watch this. |
| [12:29.344] | It' s a Wonderful Life. Yes I' ve heard of this. |
| [12:32.206] | So you can' t lose, it' s there in the title. |
| [12:34.893] | Wonderfullness is baked right in. |
| [12:36.516] | Please, I almost fell for that with, uh, Pride of the Yankees, |
| [12:39.775] | I thought I was gonna see a film about Yankee pride and then, boom, |
| [12:42.316] | the guy gets Lou Gehrig' s disease. |
| [12:45.848] | Uh, the guy was Lou Gehrig. Didn' t you kinda see it coming? |
| [12:52.681] | Phoebe, just watch that, I promise it will restore all your faith in humanity. |
| [12:56.922] | Hey, big guy, game time. |
| [12:58.607] | Hey, be right there. |
| [13:00.962] | There' s a game? |
| [13:01.638] | Uh, yeah, I just got my pickup sticks back from the shop. |
| [13:06.007] | Bring your nerves of steel. |
| [13:10.717] | It' s the basketball playoffs. |
| [13:12.885] | Listen, um honey, |
| [13:13.638] | I appreciate this but you don' t have to keep hanging out with them for me, |
| [13:16.445] | I mean, they have each other. |
| [13:18.498] | Oh, no, honey, I mean, don' t worry, |
| [13:21.350] | I like hanging out with those guys. |
| [13:23.138] | It' s fun for me. They' re different than my other friends, |
| [13:25.462] | they don' t start sentences with, ' You know who just died shoveling snow?' |
| [13:30.838] | Alright that' s great, then just go. Go Knicks. |
| [13:34.909] | Uh, it' s the college playoffs. |
| [13:36.894] | Oh, then go Vassar. |
| [13:38.804] | Uh, they' re not in it. |
| [13:40.160] | Ok, then just go. Ok. |
| [13:43.543] | Oh, why does this bother me so much? |
| [13:46.313] | I mean I don' t wanna be one of those people who tells their boyfriend |
| [13:49.196] | they wanna spend 24 hours a day with them. |
| [13:51.069] | Sure. |
| [13:52.267] | It' s just that he doesn' t have that much free time, |
| [13:53.650] | ya know, and I don' t know, what do I do? |
| [13:55.549] | Does it matter? You' re ultimately just gonna die or get divorced or |
| [13:58.356] | have to blow your pets head off. |
| [14:06.077] | I' ve got a question. Richard made plans again with the guys. |
| [14:08.435] | Yeah well, Ross just made plans for the whole century. |
| [14:11.197] | Ya know what, I think I' m gonna go to my room and read Cosmo, |
| [14:12.992] | maybe there' s something helpful in there. |
| [14:15.366] | Know what, at least maybe I can learn how to do an at home bikini wax |
| [14:18.234] | with leftover Christmas candles. |
| [14:21.572] | Ok, what the hell happened back there |
| [14:25.139] | I don' t know, you tell me. |
| [14:27.100] | One minute I' m holding Ben like a football, |
| [14:28.579] | the next thing I know, I' ve got two kids, |
| [14:30.012] | I' m living in Scarsdale complaining about the taxes. |
| [14:33.267] | Well I' m sorry, I think about stuff. |
| [14:35.160] | Ya know, I mean, you' re at work, |
| [14:37.040] | you' re assembling bones, your mind wanders. |
| [14:39.930] | Ross, you have planned out the next 20 years of our lives, |
| [14:42.369] | we' ve been dating for six weeks. |
| [14:43.744] | C' mon, what, you never think about our future? |
| [14:45.991] | Yes, but I, I think about who' s apartment we' re gonna sleep at tomorrow night and, |
| [14:49.728] | and where we' re gonna have dinner next Saturday night. |
| [14:51.746] | I do not think about what our childrens' names are gonna be. |
| [14:55.580] | You know what our childrens names are gonna be. |
| [14:59.642] | No, no, I mean, ya know, I, |
| [15:01.614] | I read a book and there was a girl named Emily and |
| [15:03.909] | I thought, I thought that might be good. |
| [15:08.017] | What was the book? |
| [15:10.111] | The big book of childrens' names. |
| [15:13.295] | Ok, Ross, Ross, ok listen, what we have is amazing. |
| [15:17.407] | Yeah. |
| [15:18.061] | But I do not want to have everything decided for me. |
| [15:20.427] | I spent my whole life like that. |
| [15:22.689] | It' s what I had with Barry, that was one of the reasons I left. |
| [15:25.197] | I, I like not knowing right now and |
| [15:27.674] | I' m sorry if that scares you but if you want to be |
| [15:29.559] | with me you are gonna have to deal with that. |
| [15:31.632] | Ok fine. |
| [15:32.772] | Thank you. |
| [15:33.514] | We' re not done. |
| [15:34.231] | I didn' t know that. |
| [15:36.477] | Ok, then you' re gonna have to understand that |
| [15:38.049] | you' re with a guy who' s not gonna stop planning his future with you |
| [15:40.845] | because he knows that we' re gonna end up together and |
| [15:42.954] | if that scares you, tough, |
| [15:44.256] | ' cause you' re gonna have to deal with that. |
| [15:46.140] | Fine, I will. |
| [15:47.551] | Good, ' cause I love you. |
| [15:49.156] | Well I love you too. |
| [15:50.266] | Well that' s the first time we' ve said that. |
| [15:51.703] | Yes it is. |
| [15:52.452] | Well, I' m gonna kiss you. |
| [15:53.351] | Well you better. |
| [16:01.389] | Hey. Oh thanks for the great movie tip. |
| [16:04.838] | Did you like it? |
| [16:05.749] | Oh yeah. You know, |
| [16:06.960] | I don' t know if I was happier when um George Bailey destroyed the family business or |
| [16:10.991] | um, Donna Reid cried, or when the mean pharmacist made his ear bleed. |
| [16:16.547] | Alright, I' ll give you the ear thing but don' t you think the ending was pretty wonderful? |
| [16:19.631] | I didn' t watch the ending, I was too depressed. |
| [16:21.942] | It just kept getting worse and worse, it should have been called, |
| [16:24.337] | " It' s a sucky life and just when you think it can' t suck any more it does." |
| [16:31.473] | Kick save and... denied. |
| [16:34.279] | But... he gets it back, pass to the middle, |
| [16:37.022] | lines it up and... BAM! Yes! Could that shot BE any prettier? |
| [16:39.978] | |
| [16:44.247] | Man you are incredible. |
| [16:45.655] | Well, we had a table in college. |
| [16:48.156] | Oh really, I didn' t know they had foosball in the 1800' s. |
| [16:51.935] | Nice moustache by the way. |
| [16:53.088] | When puberty hits that thing' s really gonna kick in. |
| [16:59.835] | Honey. Uh, not to sound too Florence Henderson but, |
| [17:02.502] | dinner' s on the table. |
| [17:03.713] | Ok, just one more point. |
| [17:08.431] | Score! Now can we go? |
| [17:12.516] | See, that' s why we don' t let her play. |
| [17:17.693] | Is everything all right? |
| [17:18.785] | Umhmm. Uhoh. |
| [17:22.045] | Oh hey listen, don' t be mad at him, it' s our fault. |
| [17:23.961] | I' m sorry we' ve been hogging so much of his time. |
| [17:26.361] | Yeah, he' s just really great to hang around with. |
| [17:28.595] | Well. |
| [17:29.396] | No no, seriously, Chandler and I were just talking about this. |
| [17:31.593] | He is so much cooler than our dads. I mean, you know, our dad' s are ok, |
| [17:38.031] | ya know, but Richard is just ow, ow. |
| [17:40.113] | What are you kicking me for? |
| [17:42.415] | Huh? I' m trying to talk here. |
| [17:45.733] | Uh, you guys see me as a dad? |
| [17:49.736] | Oh yeah. No. |
| [17:53.009] | Nooooo. |
| [17:55.579] | Your just, your just clearly not familiar with our young persons vernacular. |
| [17:59.028] | See, when we say dad, we mean buddy. We mean pal. |
| [18:05.441] | Uhhuh, yeah. Hey. No no, seriously, Joey' s my dad, Monica' s my dad. |
| [18:13.757] | I' ve even got some dads down at work. |
| [18:17.192] | That' s fine. Well, your other dad and I are gonna go have a romantic evening and |
| [18:21.853] | I guess I' ll just see you kids around. |
| [18:24.974] | Nightynight. |
| [18:26.227] | You' re not a dad. You' re not a dad. |
| [18:28.130] | Not a dad. |
| [18:29.682] | I can' t believe you got us into trouble. |
| [18:38.136] | So are you ok? |
| [18:39.339] | Yeah, just, I feel like I' m about a hundred. |
| [18:45.957] | I thought I was just one of the guys. |
| [18:49.205] | Come here. I' ll make you feel like one of the guys. |
| [18:59.273] | You know for a really cool guy, you suck at football. |
| [19:03.300] | What' re you talking about, I was killing ' em. |
| [19:05.306] | Yeah, well they suck too. |
| [19:10.614] | Ok, and then you take the poopie diaper and you put it in the poopie diaper pail. |
| [19:14.685] | Ok Ross, just so you know, |
| [19:15.941] | calling it a poopie diaper doesn' t make this process any cuter. |
| [19:22.723] | Hello. It' s us. |
| [19:23.766] | Come on up. I' m gonna get the rest of his stuff together |
| [19:26.898] | Ok, we can do this now, can' t we Ben? |
| [19:30.302] | Yes we can, yes we can. |
| [19:34.887] | There. I did it. I did it. Look at that, oh, stays on and everything. Hi. |
| [19:46.482] | Hi. |
| [19:52.154] | I' m sorry, what did you just say? Did you just say hi? |
| [19:56.128] | Oh my God, Ross, Ross, Ben just said ' Hi'. |
| [19:59.005] | Wha, what? |
| [19:59.730] | Ben just said hi. |
| [20:00.555] | What, the word hi? |
| [20:02.037] | Ye, no, my Uncle Hi. |
| [20:05.244] | Great, great, and I miss that too, I miss everything. |
| [20:08.236] | Oh, I' m sorry, I guess I just bring it out in him. |
| [20:12.410] | Hello. |
| [20:19.244] | Guess what. Ben just said his first word. |
| [20:22.446] | What did he say? |
| [20:24.075] | Something about hi. |
| [20:26.614] | That' s so exciting. |
| [20:27.952] | Mommy is so proud of you. Hi. Hi. |
| [20:32.717] | You know, actually it' s more like, hi. |
| [20:40.211] | Ok, this could go on for a while. |
| [20:42.901] | We' ve got a cab waiting downstairs. |
| [20:44.444] | Well, this was fun. Uh, we should really do it again sometime, |
| [20:48.247] | wha' dya say? Ok. Alright so I' ve got him. |
| [20:52.086] | Tuesday. |
| [20:52.620] | Tuesday right. Ok, bye you guys. |
| [20:54.940] | Take care. |
| [20:55.666] | Bye Ben. |
| [20:56.817] | Bye. |
| [21:00.356] | Did, did he just, did he, did he just say, he said bye. |
| [21:03.828] | He said bye. You said, you said bye to me. You said bye to me. |
| [21:09.560] | Suddenly I' m seeing him go off to college. |
| [21:12.867] | We' ve gotta go, we' ve got that cab waiting. |
| [21:14.484] | Alright, alright, ok. Bye. |
| [21:40.904] | Ok, Ben, this is the part where Ernie buries Bert in the sand and can' t find him. |
| [21:47.123] | Now, I' ve looked ahead on the tape and he does find him again. |
| [21:53.326] | But, ok, before that happens, there' s some pretty rough goin' for a while but |
| [21:57.300] | I think we can handle it. And, there' s just the alphabet but |
| [22:01.937] | we know that ends well so. Ok, here we go |
| [22:06.447] | Bert, Bert. Bert. Hey, what happened to my friend Bert? |
| [22:11.607] | He was here just a moment ago. Oh no, my old friend Bert is lost. |
| [22:16.190] | Oh, I' m so glad you' re here. |
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