| [04:01.-4] | Moni-ca. 摩妮“卡” |
| [04:22.-2] | It's worth it if it'll get you moving. You haven't worked in months! 好，能让你接就值得 你好几个月没工作了 |
| [04:31.-1] | That would be great! Thank you. 太好了，谢谢 |
| [09:22.-2] | You know which one? 你知道应该看哪一部？ |
| [09:32.-1] | Do you know the name of that one? 你知道它的名字吗？ |
| [14:12.-3] | ...even if I don't get to be the one who gives it to her. 就算不是我送的也行 |
| [14:55.-2] | It's a book that's just a book. 它就是一本书 |
| [14:57.-2] | It's the Velveteen Rabbit. It was her favorite as a kid. 是她小时候最喜欢的书 “天鹅绒兔宝宝”的珍本 |
| [16:08.-4] | Excuse me? Excuse me! 打扰一下 |
| [20:59.-2] | I'll be in,in a minute. 我马上就来 |
| [00:02.61] | -Thanks for the tasty dinner. -You're welcome for a tasty dinner. 谢谢你煮的好料 随时都欢迎 |
| [00:07.02] | What are you guys looking at? 你们在看什么？ |
| [00:09.09] | Ross and the most beautiful girl in the world. 罗斯和宇宙无敌第一美女 |
| [00:11.86] | Yeah,come to Papa! 好骚的娘儿们 |
| [00:19.16] | I know! 我知道 |
| [00:22.63] | Probably the only time I'll say this... 这实在不像我会说的话 |
| [00:24.84] | ...but did you see the ass on her? 但你们看到她的**了吗？ |
| [00:27.44] | What did you...? When did you...? 你是…你是… |
| [00:29.94] | How did you...? How did you get a girl like that? 你怎么… 你怎么把到那种货色的？ |
| [00:34.05] | So what is she,like a spokesmodel? An aerobics instructor? 她是谁，代言模特儿？ 有氧舞蹈教练？ |
| [00:38.58] | Actually,she's a paleontology doctoral candidate... 她是古生物学博士候选人 |
| [00:42.09] | ...specializing in the Cenozoic Era. 专攻新生代 |
| [00:44.86] | But that's,like,the easiest era. 不过那是最简单的时代 |
| [00:48.79] | I've seen her at work, but I always figured.... 我在馆里见过她，但总觉得… |
| [00:53.83] | But I made her dinner. 总之我做饭给她吃 |
| [00:56.63] | We had a great time. And we're going out again tomorrow. 我们聊得很愉快 明天还要见面 |
| [01:02.54] | Maybe her friends are betting to see who gets the biggest geek. 也许她跟朋友打赌 谁能钓到最怪的怪胎 |
| [01:06.68] | Fine by me. Hope she wins. 我无所谓，祝她胜利 |
| [01:11.28] | Hey,we should have a contest. Yeah. 我们也应该来比 |
| [01:14.75] | See who can bring home the most beautiful woman. 看谁带回来的女生最漂亮 |
| [01:17.52] | That's a good idea,Joe. We could call it life. 好主意 名称就叫“真实人生” |
| [01:22.23] | The One with the Dirty Girl 本集播出：“送礼风波” |
| [00:00.00] | |
| [02:09.14] | You have any wrapping paper? 有包装纸吗？ |
| [02:11.21] | Is it for my birthday present? 你要包我的生日礼物？ |
| [02:13.75] | It was your birthday months ago. 你生日都过了1个月 |
| [02:16.31] | You said you ordered something special and it just hadn't come yet. 对，但你说订了特别的东西 还没送来 |
| [02:23.39] | I have a call in about that. 我有接到电话 |
| [02:27.56] | It's for Kathy. It's an early copy of her favorite book. 这是给凯西的生日礼物 是她最喜欢的书的早期版本 |
| [02:31.53] | The Velveteen Rabbit! 是“天鹅绒兔宝宝” |
| [02:34.33] | When the boy's love makes the rabbit real.... 天哪 当男孩的爱让它变成真兔子… |
| [02:37.24] | Don't touch it because your fingers have destructive oils. 好，别摸，你的手有油污 |
| [02:41.84] | Then you'd better keep it away from Ross' hair. 那你最好别靠近罗斯的头发 |
| [02:46.74] | This is pretty rare. How did you get that? 这很珍贵，你是怎么找到的？ |
| [02:49.41] | No big deal. I just went to some bookstores... 没什么，我只是跑了几家书店 问了几个书商 |
| [02:52.22] | ...talked to some dealers,called some of the author's grandchildren. 联络了几个作者的孙子 |
| [02:56.92] | Honey,that's so sweet. 真是太感人了 |
| [02:58.76] | What a great way to say,"l secretly love you,roommate's girlfriend." 完全宣告了 “室友的马子，我在暗恋你” |
| [03:04.56] | It doesn't say that. 哪会啊… |
| [03:06.73] | Does it? 会吗？ |
| [03:08.37] | How will it look when you get her something incredibly meaningful... 你自己看嘛 你送的礼物别具意义又昂贵 |
| [03:12.87] | ...and expensive,and her boyfriend, Joey,gives her an orange? 她的男朋友却送她一个柳橙 |
| [03:17.41] | I'll make sure Joey gets her something really great. 好 我会叫乔伊送她很好的礼物 |
| [03:20.91] | It's got to be better than that book. 可得比那本书还好 |
| [03:23.48] | Like a crossbow! 像十字弓啦 |
| [03:27.39] | Once again,I am sorry. 真的很抱歉 |
| [03:29.49] | Thank you. Bye. 谢谢，再见 |
| [03:32.39] | I had to turn down a job catering a funeral for 60 people. 我推掉一个60人的丧礼外烩 |
| [03:36.39] | Oh,my God! What happened? 天哪，出了什么事？ |
| [03:39.73] | Sixty guests. 是60个“客人” |
| [03:45.17] | Why'd you have to turn it down? 你为什么要推掉？ |
| [03:47.21] | I don't have the money or equipment... 因为我没有钱和用具 |
| [03:49.74] | ...to handle something that big on such short notice. 可以临时接这种大生意 |
| [03:53.41] | Wow,what is with all the negativity? 这么消极是怎么回事？ |
| [03:56.28] | You sound like "Moni-can't," not "Moni-can"! 你好像“摩妮不可” 而不是“摩妮可” |
| [04:04.06] | You've been playing around with this catering for years. 你办外烩都3年多了 |
| [04:07.69] | -Do you want to be a caterer? -I don't know. 你到底想不想当外烩厨师？ 我不知道 |
| [04:10.53] | There you go! That's the spirit! 这就对了！ |
| [04:14.10] | If you need money,I will lend you money. Just get moving! 你需要钱我借你，你就接吧 |
| [04:18.27] | Really? I'd need $500 for all the food and supplies. 真的？我需要5百元来采买 |
| [04:26.74] | -Neither have you. -Yes,but I'm doing this. 你也是 但我正在资助你 |
| [04:37.89] | -Can I borrow your apartment keys? -Why? 你家的钥匙借我 为什么？ |
| [04:44.56] | You can pee here. 你可以在这里尿啊 |
| [04:49.93] | Yes,I can,of course. 也对 |
| [04:53.14] | It's okay. The duck's using our bathroom anyway. 不好意思 反正刚好鸭子也在用浴室 |
| [04:59.74] | What are you getting for her birthday? 你要送她什么生日礼物？ |
| [05:02.05] | We've been dating a couple weeks. I got to get her something? 我们才交往2星期也要送吗？ |
| [05:06.18] | You have to get her something really nice. 要啊 不但要送，还要送得很好 |
| [05:10.02] | -I know! -And not one of your coupons... 有了！ 1小时的... |
| [05:12.46] | ...for an hour of "Joey Love." ...乔伊猛男体验券不算 |
| [05:20.30] | -A crossword! Can I help? -No. 填字游戏！我可以帮忙吗？ 不行 |
| [05:23.43] | Last week I got all but three answers... 对不起 可是上星期我几乎全答对了 |
| [05:25.84] | ...and I want to finish one without any help. 我很想独力完成一次 |
| [05:28.74] | Fine. 好 |
| [05:30.01] | But you can't help me develop my new universal language. 那你也不能帮我研发新宇宙语 |
| [05:35.81] | How'd it go? 怎么样？ |
| [05:37.12] | Oh,my God! It was the best funeral ever! 天哪，这个葬礼太棒了 |
| [05:41.02] | Everyone loved the food. 每个人都说好吃 |
| [05:43.15] | I even got another funeral for tomorrow. 我还接了明天的另一场葬礼 |
| [05:45.82] | The dead guy from today's best friend. 是今天的死者的死党 |
| [05:48.49] | It's like I am the official caterer for that accident. 我成了那场事故的指定外烩 |
| [05:52.36] | Mon,I'm so happy for you! 我真替你高兴 |
| [05:54.53] | Thanks. Check out my new catering stuff. 谢了，你看我的新用具 |
| [05:57.84] | Look! I'm an omelet station! 看，我可以去卖蛋卷 |
| [06:00.20] | Omelet? Made to order? 要特制蛋卷吗？ |
| [06:03.04] | I'll have one,please. Plus my money. 请给我一份，还有我的钱 |
| [06:08.11] | I didn't realize you needed it right away. 我不晓得你马上就要 |
| [06:10.88] | You told me to go and be a caterer. So I went. I be'd. 你叫我去当外烩厨师 我就去了 |
| [06:15.89] | I used it to buy all this stuff. 我把钱都花掉了 |
| [06:17.69] | Aborigine. “原住民”！ |
| [06:22.00] | 不对 |
| [06:24.26] | I got another job tomorrow, so I'll pay you back then. 我明天还有生意 到时就能还你 |
| [06:28.73] | Okay. Sorry I acted like a bank. 好，抱歉刚才一副银行嘴脸 |
| [06:33.17] | Aborigine. Oh,no,I tried that already. “原住民”！ 不对，我已经试过了 |
| [06:50.66] | Would you like to come in? 你要进来吗？ |
| [06:52.79] | Did Homo erectus hunt with wooden tools? 直立人是用木器打猎吗？ |
| [06:58.16] | According to recent findings. 最新证据显示是的 |
| [07:11.28] | Here,Mitzi! Here,Mitzi! 蜜琪来，蜜琪来 |
| [07:15.31] | Mitzi is...? 蜜琪是… |
| [07:17.28] | My hamster. 我的仓鼠 |
| [07:19.92] | I hope she's okay. I haven't seen her in a while. 但愿它没事，好久没见到它了 |
| [07:23.12] | Have a seat. 请坐 |
| [07:24.52] | Where? （坐哪里？） |
| [07:27.63] | Oh,hey. Do you.... 对了，你… |
| [07:33.70] | Do you have any Cinnamon Fruit Toasties? 你有肉桂水果烤吐司吗？ |
| [07:37.77] | Well,I do. 什么？ 我有 |
| [07:40.84] | Let's go back to my place, light a couple candles... 我们回我家去，点几根蜡烛 |
| [07:44.18] | ...break open a box of Cinnamon Fruit Toasties.... 开一盒肉桂水果烤吐司 |
| [07:49.51] | -I'd rather not. -Oh,yeah? Why not? 还是不要好了 为什么？ |
| [07:54.12] | Don't take this the wrong way... 我没有恶意 |
| [07:56.69] | ...but your place kind of has a weird smell. 但是你家有一股怪味 |
| [08:07.33] | -ls everything in the car? -Did you settle the bill? 东西都上车了？ 对，钱拿到了吗？ |
| [08:11.37] | I hate this part. 还没，我最讨厌要钱了 |
| [08:14.41] | Look what we almost left! 差点忘了这个 |
| [08:16.64] | That's not mine. 那不是我的 |
| [08:18.81] | Look what we almost took! 差点偷了这个 |
| [08:28.55] | Excuse me,Mrs. Burkart? 柏卡特太太？ |
| [08:30.69] | Well,we're all cleaned up. 厨房都收拾好了 |
| [08:33.59] | Good. Thank you. 很好，谢谢你 |
| [08:39.43] | And,well,there's this small matter of the.... 还有一件小事… |
| [08:44.37] | -Dear? -The matter of... 什么事？ 就是… |
| [08:47.51] | ...payment. 费用的事 |
| [08:49.74] | Jack used to handle the finances. 钱都是杰克在管 |
| [09:00.28] | -You get it? -No,but I made a widow cry. 拿到了吗？ 没有，但是把未亡人惹哭了 |
| [09:03.12] | See you in hell. 我们会被打下十八层地狱 |
| [09:12.03] | You know what we should all do? 你知道吗？ |
| [09:14.57] | Go see a musical. 我们应该去看歌舞剧 |
| [09:19.20] | Sure. 好 |
| [09:24.64] | The 1996 Tony Award winner. 1996年东尼奖得奖作品 |
| [09:28.38] | I mean,that one's gotta be good. 那部戏一定赞 |
| [09:34.22] | I don't know. Grease? 不晓得，“火爆浪子”？ |
| [09:38.19] | 不是 |
| [09:41.49] | Rent? “吉屋出租”？ |
| [09:43.26] | Yes! Rent! 对！“吉屋出租” |
| [09:46.00] | So when do you want to go? 好，什么时候去？ |
| [09:47.73] | What? I'm sorry. I can't,I'm busy. 什么？ 我不行，我很忙 |
| [09:55.64] | Man,it is so hard to shop for girls. 天哪，女孩子的礼物真难买 |
| [10:00.01] | Yes,it is... 的确很难… |
| [10:01.25] | ...at Office Max! 文具店？ |
| [10:05.42] | What did you get her? 你买了什么？ |
| [10:08.25] | A pen. 一支笔 |
| [10:10.92] | It's two gifts in one. It's a pen that's also a clock. 这是二合一，是笔，也是时钟 |
| [10:16.59] | -You can't give her that. -Why not? 你不能送这个 为什么？ |
| [10:19.60] | She's not 11! 她不是小孩子 |
| [10:22.50] | And it's not the seventh night of Chanukah. 这也不是光明节结束前夕 |
| [10:27.71] | What he means by that is, while this is a very nice gift... 他的意思是，这个礼物虽然好 |
| [10:31.88] | ...maybe it's not something a boyfriend gives. 却不适合送给女朋友 |
| [10:34.65] | Sure it is. 当然适合 |
| [10:36.21] | She needs a pen for work. 她上班要用到笔 |
| [10:37.72] | She's writing. She turns it over. "It's time for my date with Joey!" 写到一半转过来一看 哇，该去跟乔伊约会了 |
| [10:44.32] | All right. What did you get for Angela Del Veccio's birthday? 好 你送安琪拉什么生日礼物？ |
| [10:49.33] | She didn't have one. 我们交往时没碰上生日 |
| [10:51.36] | For three years? 整整3年？ |
| [10:55.83] | Look,it's too late, and I got an audition. 已经来不及了，我还要试镜 |
| [10:58.87] | I can't shop anymore. 我不能再找了 |
| [11:02.51] | I will go out and try to find something for her. 我去帮你找，好吗？ |
| [11:06.51] | Thanks,man. 谢了 |
| [11:07.91] | While you're at it, could you get her a card? 你能不能顺便买张卡片？ |
| [11:11.75] | Would you like me to write her a little poem as well? 要不要我顺便写一首小诗？ |
| [11:15.09] | Or just get a card that has a poem already in it. 或是买张印了诗的卡片 |
| [11:20.09] | Oh,so it's a card, but it's also a poem-holder. 那是一张卡片，也是一页诗 |
| [11:29.17] | -You have to get our money. -She couldn't stop crying. 你得把钱要到 但是她哭个不停 |
| [11:33.47] | With those thick glasses, her tears look giant. 眼泪还被眼镜放大了 |
| [11:37.41] | I know,it's tough. 我知道很难 |
| [11:38.84] | You know what the first thing I did after my mom's funeral was? 你知道我妈一下葬我做了什么 |
| [11:42.25] | -What? -Pay the caterer! 什么？ 付钱给外烩厨师 |
| [11:45.18] | I've had a lot of jobs. 我做过很多工作 |
| [11:46.82] | And there are some people who always try to get out of paying. 有些人总是想赖帐 |
| [11:51.06] | It's either "That massage wasn't long enough"... 不是“按摩时间不够长” |
| [11:53.92] | ...or "l don't know any of those songs"... 就是“我没听过这几首歌” |
| [11:56.36] | ...or "These sombreros aren't big enough. Bad little white girl!" 或“这些墨西哥草帽不够大” “坏心眼的白妞” |
| [12:02.93] | So you think she's faking? 你觉得她在装？ |
| [12:05.00] | There weren't any tears till you showed her the bill. 你拿出帐单前她根本没哭 |
| [12:08.74] | She sounded pretty upset to me. 她听起来很难过 |
| [12:18.35] | She seems fine now. 现在似乎没事了 |
| [12:24.89] | So you just left? Her place was really that bad? 所以你就走了？ 她家真的那么脏？ |
| [12:28.33] | You throw your jacket on a chair at the end of the day. 我们下班回家 会把外套扔到椅子上 |
| [12:32.23] | Like that,only instead of a chair, it's a pile of garbage. 在她家是扔到一堆垃圾上 |
| [12:37.60] | And instead of a jacket, it's a pile of garbage. 那也不是外套，而是一堆垃圾 |
| [12:41.94] | And instead of the end of the day, it's the end of time... 那也不是下班回家 而是世界末日 |
| [12:45.68] | ...and garbage is all that has survived. 只有垃圾存留下来 |
| [12:50.35] | -Here. -Wow. Thanks. 拿去 谢了 |
| [12:53.45] | So what happened? 然后呢？ |
| [12:55.12] | Nothing. I had to get out of there. 哪有然后，我逃之夭夭 |
| [12:57.69] | Next time,you take her to your place. 下次你就带她去你家 |
| [13:00.26] | I tried that. She says it has a weird smell. 我试过了，她说我家有怪味 |
| [13:04.20] | -What kind of smell? -I don't know. Soap? 什么怪味？ 不晓得，香皂味？ |
| [13:08.23] | -Listen,you like this girl,right? -Yeah. 听着，你喜欢她对吧？ 对 |
| [13:11.27] | -You want to see her again? -Yeah. 你想再跟她见面？ 对 |
| [13:12.87] | So you're going to have to do it in the mess! 那你就得在垃圾里跟她做 |
| [13:16.71] | Yeah,okay. You're right. 好吧，你说得对 |
| [13:19.61] | I mean,who cares about a little sloppiness? 稍微乱一点又怎样？ |
| [13:25.22] | -It's endearing,really. -All right! 其实蛮可爱的 很好 |
| [13:27.89] | Now you go get that beautiful pig! 去撂倒那只美丽的猪吧 |
| [13:40.66] | I just spent the entire afternoon looking for a present... 我花了一下午替凯西找一件 |
| [13:44.44] | ...for Kathy that would be better than the rabbit. 比这只兔子好的礼物 |
| [13:47.40] | Any luck? 有找到吗？ |
| [13:48.57] | Yeah,I found this great place called "lnvisible Things for Kathy." 有，我找到一家店 叫“送给凯西的隐形礼物” |
| [13:53.24] | Can you give me a hand with all this stuff? 你能不能帮我搬一这些礼物？ |
| [13:56.41] | Just return the book, let Joey give her the clock pen... 你就把书退回去 让乔伊送她那支时钟笔 |
| [14:00.18] | ...and you get her something worse than that... 你送个更差的东西，例如… |
| [14:03.15] | ...Iike a regular pen. 一支普通的笔 |
| [14:05.79] | She's really going to love this,you know? 她会很喜欢这本书 |
| [14:09.13] | The bottom line is, I want her to have it... 我希望她拥有这本书 |
| [14:15.63] | Honey,that's so sweet. 好感人喔 |
| [14:18.84] | You don't think it's just pathetic? 你不觉得很可悲吗？ |
| [14:21.31] | Oh,"pathetic"! 是“可悲”！ |
| [14:26.64] | I've been looking all over for you. 我要去见凯西了，我到处找你 |
| [14:29.41] | -Where? -Our place. The hall. 在哪里找？ 家里啦，大厅啦 |
| [14:36.45] | I got something for her. 我找到礼物了 |
| [14:44.46] | It's a book. 是一本书 |
| [14:47.36] | A book? 书？ |
| [14:50.13] | Is it a book that's also a safe? 是书也是保险盒？ |
| [15:01.05] | So just let me know if she likes it,okay? 让我知道她喜不喜欢，好吗？ |
| [15:03.81] | You got it. Thanks for doing this. I owe you one. 没问题 谢谢你，我欠你一次 |
| [15:11.06] | There wasn't any change from that twenty,was there? 那20块没有找钱是吧？ |
| [15:15.06] | No,it came out to an even twenty. 没有，刚好20块 |
| [15:19.40] | Wow. That's almost as much as a new book. 哇，跟新书差不多贵 |
| [15:35.61] | -You didn't get the money? -Maybe I can try at intermission? 还是没要到，对吧？ 等她暂停再去好了 |
| [15:40.25] | You know what? Let's just go. 我们就走吧 |
| [15:43.05] | We're not leaving till we get paid! 不行，钱没拿到不能走 |
| [15:45.59] | I don't know who she thinks she is. 她以为她是谁啊 |
| [15:47.89] | I talked to the florist. She didn't get paid either. 我问过，花店也没拿到钱 |
| [15:50.46] | Or the limo driver,or the priest,and he can get the dead guy damned for all eternity. 还有灵车司机和神父 但他可以咒那个死人不得超生 |
| [15:57.10] | Well,I'm not going back out there. 我不要再去了 |
| [16:00.40] | Fine. Enough is enough! 好，我受够了 |
| [16:03.67] | Hey,widow? 喂，未亡人 |
| [16:06.34] | Widow? 死老公的 |
| [16:11.78] | Thanks. Clearly this is a very,very hard time for you. 谢了 你现在当然十分难过 |
| [16:16.29] | But we provided a service, and we deserve to be paid... 但我们提供服务 就该领到费用 |
| [16:19.72] | ...because you ate that service. 因为你吃都吃了 |
| [16:21.86] | We are not leaving here until we are paid every penny,because... 钱没付清我们不会走 |
| [16:26.36] | ...we're part-time caterers and we have no place else to go. 因为我们是兼职的，不必赶场 |
| [16:31.94] | All right. I'll get my bag. 好，我去拿皮包 |
| [16:34.87] | Good. 很好 |
| [16:43.78] | I'm going to leave some cards here. 我留几张名片 |
| [16:48.09] | Please think of us for your next event. 下次有需要请考虑我们 |
| [16:57.56] | So you want to come inside? 你想进来吗？ |
| [17:00.26] | Yes. 想 |
| [17:03.60] | Yes,I do. 我想 |
| [17:15.18] | I'll be right back. Make yourself comfortable. 我马上回来，你随便坐 |
| [17:42.01] | Guess who? 猜猜我是谁？ |
| [17:45.51] | Department of Sanitation? 卫生稽查人员？ |
| [17:49.28] | It's me. 是我 |
| [18:04.90] | What? 怎么了？ |
| [18:06.40] | Oh,Cheryl! 喔！雪柔 |
| [18:13.37] | 天哪… |
| [18:30.75] | -It's my hamster! It's Mitzi! -Oh,my God! 那是我的仓鼠，是蜜琪 天哪 |
| [18:34.43] | I'm so sorry. I must have freaked out. 对不起，我吓到了 |
| [18:37.23] | Thank God it's not Mitzi! 幸好不是蜜琪 |
| [18:39.93] | It's just a rat. 只是一只老鼠 |
| [18:45.54] | I did it! 完成了 |
| [18:47.44] | I finished it! I did it all by myself! 我填完了 我一个人把它填完了 |
| [18:50.64] | And there's nobody to hug. 却没有人可抱 |
| [18:53.81] | Move! |
| [19:01.79] | Hey,you guys! 你们！ |
| [19:03.22] | I finished it all by myself! Hug me. 我一个人把字谜填完了，抱我 |
| [19:06.59] | 太棒了 |
| [19:08.23] | -Congratulations. -Thank you. 恭喜 谢谢 |
| [19:10.23] | How did it go? 外烩办得怎样？ 过瘾死了 |
| [19:11.56] | The widow wouldn't pay, so Phoebe yelled at her till she did. 那个寡妇不肯付钱 菲比就骂到她付钱为止 |
| [19:15.80] | I'm a hard-ass. 没错，我是狠角色 |
| [19:19.84] | And I'm a wuss. We should be partners. 而我是软脚虾 我们应该联手 |
| [19:23.47] | Hard-ass and wuss. We could fight crime. 是啊 狠角色和软脚虾打击犯罪 |
| [19:28.41] | Wait a minute,Phoebe. 等一下，菲比 |
| [19:30.48] | We should be partners. 我们是该联手 |
| [19:32.58] | We should be catering partners. 我们应该合伙办外烩 |
| [19:34.69] | You're not working now, and we have a great time together. 你想嘛，你现在没工作 我们又合作无间 |
| [19:39.69] | I cook and you take care of the money. 好 我下厨，你管钱 |
| [19:42.16] | It'll be like I have a wife in the 50s! 我就像娶了个很传统的老婆 |
| [19:50.83] | How did she like the gift? 怎样？她喜欢吗？ |
| [19:52.70] | She loved it. She's showing the girls right now. 她爱死了 她拿去隔壁给女生们看 |
| [19:55.84] | Yeah? That's great. 是吗？太好了 |
| [19:57.27] | I got to tell you... 老实说 |
| [19:58.78] | ...I feel bad taking credit for this,because... 占了这个功劳我很过意不去 |
| [20:01.91] | ...am I going to get a lot of credit for this! 我可有得爽了 |
| [20:12.09] | -Happy birthday. -Thank you. 生日快乐 谢谢 |
| [20:14.19] | You know,Chandler got you a gift too. 钱德也有礼物要送你 |
| [20:18.06] | No,he didn't. 他没有 |
| [20:21.70] | Yeah,he did. Look, it's right there on the counter. 他有，看，就在餐台上 |
| [20:32.01] | Happy birthday. 生日快乐… |
| [20:34.51] | I'm sorry. 我很抱歉 |
| [20:38.12] | You really didn't have to. 你何必破费 |
| [20:43.15] | You think it's just a pen,but you turn it over and it's also a clock. 你以为这是一支笔 其实转过来还有时钟 |
| [20:49.23] | No,this is great! 好棒的礼物 |
| [20:51.23] | -Thank you,Chandler. -Oh,yeah. 谢谢你，钱德 不客气 |
| [20:56.23] | Want to go to bed? 要睡觉了吗？ |
| [21:06.24] | Don't forget your coupon. 别忘了带猛男体验券 |
| [21:14.05] | Good night. 晚安 |
| [21:16.75] | Thank you for the gift. 谢谢你的礼物 |
| [21:20.72] | I just knew that sometimes when you're writing... 我只是想有时你写字时 |
| [21:24.56] | ...you don't always know the exact time. 不一定知道确切时间 |
| [21:28.37] | No,I didn't mean the pen. Thank you for the book. 我不是说这支笔 谢谢你那本书 |
| [21:33.50] | The book? 书？ |
| [21:34.84] | The Velveteen Rabbit? “天鹅绒兔宝宝” |
| [21:36.61] | I have a feeling you had something to do with it. 我觉得跟你有关 |
| [21:39.74] | What do you mean? 什么意思？ |
| [21:41.45] | When Joey gave it to me he said: 乔伊送我的时候说 |
| [21:43.75] | "This is because I know you like rabbits,and I know you like cheese." “因为我知道你喜欢兔子” “也喜欢起司” |
| [21:51.05] | Thanks. I love it. 谢谢，我好喜欢 |
| [21:53.12] | I know how hard it must have been for you to find. 你一定花了很多功夫 |
| [21:57.36] | In case you missed that, that sound was,"Oh,well." 如果你没听到 我的意思是“还好啦” |
| [22:02.13] | You must really like Joey to go to all that trouble. 你一定很喜欢乔伊 才会这么费心 |
| [22:05.70] | Oh,yeah. He's my 是啊，他是… |
| [22:12.14] | He's my best friend. 他是我最要好的朋友 |
| [22:16.31] | -Well.... -Good night. 晚安 |
| [22:27.82] | Hey,that coupon expires,you know. 那可是限时体验券 |
| [22:41.54] | You don't know me. I'm Monica Geller,Ross' sister. 你不认识我 我是摩妮卡盖勒，罗斯的妹妹 |
| [22:45.11] | You know,it's too bad that didn't work out. 你好，可惜我们合不来 |
| [22:48.61] | Anyway,he told me about your apartment. 总之他提到你家的情况 |
| [22:51.15] | Well,I couldn't sleep thinking about it. 我想得睡不着 |
| [22:56.00] | So would it be okay if I cleaned it? 我可以帮你打扫吗？ |
| [23:01.63] | 不行吗？ |
| [23:04.23] | I won't be able to sleep. 我会睡不着 |
| [04:01.-4] | Monica. mo ni" ka" |
| [04:22.-2] | It' s worth it if it' ll get you moving. You haven' t worked in months! hao, neng rang ni jie jiu zhi de ni hao ji ge yue mei gong zuo le |
| [04:31.-1] | That would be great! Thank you. tai hao le, xie xie |
| [09:22.-2] | You know which one? ni zhi dao ying gai kan na yi bu? |
| [09:32.-1] | Do you know the name of that one? ni zhi dao ta de ming zi ma? |
| [14:12.-3] | ... even if I don' t get to be the one who gives it to her. jiu suan bu shi wo song de ye xing |
| [14:55.-2] | It' s a book that' s just a book. ta jiu shi yi ben shu |
| [14:57.-2] | It' s the Velveteen Rabbit. It was her favorite as a kid. shi ta xiao shi hou zui xi huan de shu " tian e rong tu bao bao" de zhen ben |
| [16:08.-4] | Excuse me? Excuse me! da rao yi xia |
| [20:59.-2] | I' ll be in, in a minute. wo ma shang jiu lai |
| [00:02.61] | Thanks for the tasty dinner. You' re welcome for a tasty dinner. xie xie ni zhu de hao liao sui shi dou huan ying |
| [00:07.02] | What are you guys looking at? ni men zai kan shen me? |
| [00:09.09] | Ross and the most beautiful girl in the world. luo si he yu zhou wu di di yi mei nv |
| [00:11.86] | Yeah, come to Papa! hao sao de niang r men |
| [00:19.16] | I know! wo zhi dao |
| [00:22.63] | Probably the only time I' ll say this... zhe shi zai bu xiang wo hui shuo de hua |
| [00:24.84] | ... but did you see the ass on her? dan ni men kan dao ta de le ma? |
| [00:27.44] | What did you...? When did you...? ni shi ni shi |
| [00:29.94] | How did you...? How did you get a girl like that? ni zen me ni zen me ba dao na zhong huo se de? |
| [00:34.05] | So what is she, like a spokesmodel? An aerobics instructor? ta shi shui, dai yan mo te er? you yang wu dao jiao lian? |
| [00:38.58] | Actually, she' s a paleontology doctoral candidate... ta shi gu sheng wu xue bo shi hou xuan ren |
| [00:42.09] | ... specializing in the Cenozoic Era. zhuan gong xin sheng dai |
| [00:44.86] | But that' s, like, the easiest era. bu guo na shi zui jian dan de shi dai |
| [00:48.79] | I' ve seen her at work, but I always figured.... wo zai guan li jian guo ta, dan zong jue de |
| [00:53.83] | But I made her dinner. zong zhi wo zuo fan gei ta chi |
| [00:56.63] | We had a great time. And we' re going out again tomorrow. wo men liao de hen yu kuai ming tian hai yao jian mian |
| [01:02.54] | Maybe her friends are betting to see who gets the biggest geek. ye xu ta gen peng you da du shui neng diao dao zui guai de guai tai |
| [01:06.68] | Fine by me. Hope she wins. wo wu suo wei, zhu ta sheng li |
| [01:11.28] | Hey, we should have a contest. Yeah. wo men ye ying gai lai bi |
| [01:14.75] | See who can bring home the most beautiful woman. kan shui dai hui lai de nv sheng zui piao liang |
| [01:17.52] | That' s a good idea, Joe. We could call it life. hao zhu yi ming cheng jiu jiao" zhen shi ren sheng" |
| [01:22.23] | The One with the Dirty Girl ben ji bo chu:" song li feng bo" |
| [00:00.00] | |
| [02:09.14] | You have any wrapping paper? you bao zhuang zhi ma? |
| [02:11.21] | Is it for my birthday present? ni yao bao wo de sheng ri li wu? |
| [02:13.75] | It was your birthday months ago. ni sheng ri dou guo le 1 ge yue |
| [02:16.31] | You said you ordered something special and it just hadn' t come yet. dui, dan ni shuo ding le te bie de dong xi hai mei song lai |
| [02:23.39] | I have a call in about that. wo you jie dao dian hua |
| [02:27.56] | It' s for Kathy. It' s an early copy of her favorite book. zhe shi gei kai xi de sheng ri li wu shi ta zui xi huan de shu de zao qi ban ben |
| [02:31.53] | The Velveteen Rabbit! shi" tian e rong tu bao bao" |
| [02:34.33] | When the boy' s love makes the rabbit real.... tian na dang nan hai de ai rang ta bian cheng zhen tu zi |
| [02:37.24] | Don' t touch it because your fingers have destructive oils. hao, bie mo, ni de shou you you wu |
| [02:41.84] | Then you' d better keep it away from Ross' hair. na ni zui hao bie kao jin luo si de tou fa |
| [02:46.74] | This is pretty rare. How did you get that? zhe hen zhen gui, ni shi zen me zhao dao de? |
| [02:49.41] | No big deal. I just went to some bookstores... mei shen me, wo zhi shi pao le ji jia shu dian wen le ji ge shu shang |
| [02:52.22] | ... talked to some dealers, called some of the author' s grandchildren. lian luo le ji ge zuo zhe de sun zi |
| [02:56.92] | Honey, that' s so sweet. zhen shi tai gan ren le |
| [02:58.76] | What a great way to say," l secretly love you, roommate' s girlfriend." wan quan xuan gao le " shi you de ma zi, wo zai an lian ni" |
| [03:04.56] | It doesn' t say that. na hui a |
| [03:06.73] | Does it? hui ma? |
| [03:08.37] | How will it look when you get her something incredibly meaningful... ni zi ji kan ma ni song de li wu bie ju yi yi you ang gui |
| [03:12.87] | ... and expensive, and her boyfriend, Joey, gives her an orange? ta de nan peng you que song ta yi ge liu cheng |
| [03:17.41] | I' ll make sure Joey gets her something really great. hao wo hui jiao qiao yi song ta hen hao de li wu |
| [03:20.91] | It' s got to be better than that book. ke de bi na ben shu hai hao |
| [03:23.48] | Like a crossbow! xiang shi zi gong la |
| [03:27.39] | Once again, I am sorry. zhen de hen bao qian |
| [03:29.49] | Thank you. Bye. xie xie, zai jian |
| [03:32.39] | I had to turn down a job catering a funeral for 60 people. wo tui diao yi ge 60 ren de sang li wai hui |
| [03:36.39] | Oh, my God! What happened? tian na, chu le shen me shi? |
| [03:39.73] | Sixty guests. shi 60 ge" ke ren" |
| [03:45.17] | Why' d you have to turn it down? ni wei shi me yao tui diao? |
| [03:47.21] | I don' t have the money or equipment... yin wei wo mei you qian he yong ju |
| [03:49.74] | ... to handle something that big on such short notice. ke yi lin shi jie zhe zhong da sheng yi |
| [03:53.41] | Wow, what is with all the negativity? zhe me xiao ji shi zen me hui shi? |
| [03:56.28] | You sound like " Monican' t," not " Monican"! ni hao xiang" mo ni bu ke" er bu shi" mo ni ke" |
| [04:04.06] | You' ve been playing around with this catering for years. ni ban wai hui dou 3 nian duo le |
| [04:07.69] | Do you want to be a caterer? I don' t know. ni dao di xiang bu xiang dang wai hui chu shi? wo bu zhi dao |
| [04:10.53] | There you go! That' s the spirit! zhe jiu dui le! |
| [04:14.10] | If you need money, I will lend you money. Just get moving! ni xu yao qian wo jie ni, ni jiu jie ba |
| [04:18.27] | Really? I' d need 500 for all the food and supplies. zhen de? wo xu yao 5 bai yuan lai cai mai |
| [04:26.74] | Neither have you. Yes, but I' m doing this. ni ye shi dan wo zheng zai zi zhu ni |
| [04:37.89] | Can I borrow your apartment keys? Why? ni jia de yao shi jie wo wei shi me? |
| [04:44.56] | You can pee here. ni ke yi zai zhe li niao a |
| [04:49.93] | Yes, I can, of course. ye dui |
| [04:53.14] | It' s okay. The duck' s using our bathroom anyway. bu hao yi si fan zheng gang hao ya zi ye zai yong yu shi |
| [04:59.74] | What are you getting for her birthday? ni yao song ta shen me sheng ri li wu? |
| [05:02.05] | We' ve been dating a couple weeks. I got to get her something? wo men cai jiao wang 2 xing qi ye yao song ma? |
| [05:06.18] | You have to get her something really nice. yao a bu dan yao song, hai yao song de hen hao |
| [05:10.02] | I know! And not one of your coupons... you le! 1 xiao shi de... |
| [05:12.46] | ... for an hour of " Joey Love." ... qiao yi meng nan ti yan quan bu suan |
| [05:20.30] | A crossword! Can I help? No. tian zi you xi! wo ke yi bang mang ma? bu xing |
| [05:23.43] | Last week I got all but three answers... dui bu qi ke shi shang xing qi wo ji hu quan da dui le |
| [05:25.84] | ... and I want to finish one without any help. wo hen xiang du li wan cheng yi ci |
| [05:28.74] | Fine. hao |
| [05:30.01] | But you can' t help me develop my new universal language. na ni ye bu neng bang wo yan fa xin yu zhou yu |
| [05:35.81] | How' d it go? zen me yang? |
| [05:37.12] | Oh, my God! It was the best funeral ever! tian na, zhe ge zang li tai bang le |
| [05:41.02] | Everyone loved the food. mei ge ren dou shuo hao chi |
| [05:43.15] | I even got another funeral for tomorrow. wo hai jie le ming tian de ling yi chang zang li |
| [05:45.82] | The dead guy from today' s best friend. shi jin tian de si zhe de si dang |
| [05:48.49] | It' s like I am the official caterer for that accident. wo cheng le na chang shi gu de zhi ding wai hui |
| [05:52.36] | Mon, I' m so happy for you! wo zhen ti ni gao xing |
| [05:54.53] | Thanks. Check out my new catering stuff. xie le, ni kan wo de xin yong ju |
| [05:57.84] | Look! I' m an omelet station! kan, wo ke yi qu mai dan juan |
| [06:00.20] | Omelet? Made to order? yao te zhi dan juan ma? |
| [06:03.04] | I' ll have one, please. Plus my money. qing gei wo yi fen, hai you wo de qian |
| [06:08.11] | I didn' t realize you needed it right away. wo bu xiao de ni ma shang jiu yao |
| [06:10.88] | You told me to go and be a caterer. So I went. I be' d. ni jiao wo qu dang wai hui chu shi wo jiu qu le |
| [06:15.89] | I used it to buy all this stuff. wo ba qian dou hua diao le |
| [06:17.69] | Aborigine. " yuan zhu min"! |
| [06:22.00] | bu dui |
| [06:24.26] | I got another job tomorrow, so I' ll pay you back then. wo ming tian hai you sheng yi dao shi jiu neng hai ni |
| [06:28.73] | Okay. Sorry I acted like a bank. hao, bao qian gang cai yi fu yin hang zui lian |
| [06:33.17] | Aborigine. Oh, no, I tried that already. " yuan zhu min"! bu dui, wo yi jing shi guo le |
| [06:50.66] | Would you like to come in? ni yao jin lai ma? |
| [06:52.79] | Did Homo erectus hunt with wooden tools? zhi li ren shi yong mu qi da lie ma? |
| [06:58.16] | According to recent findings. zui xin zheng ju xian shi shi de |
| [07:11.28] | Here, Mitzi! Here, Mitzi! mi qi lai, mi qi lai |
| [07:15.31] | Mitzi is...? mi qi shi |
| [07:17.28] | My hamster. wo de cang shu |
| [07:19.92] | I hope she' s okay. I haven' t seen her in a while. dan yuan ta mei shi, hao jiu mei jian dao ta le |
| [07:23.12] | Have a seat. qing zuo |
| [07:24.52] | Where? zuo na li? |
| [07:27.63] | Oh, hey. Do you.... dui le, ni |
| [07:33.70] | Do you have any Cinnamon Fruit Toasties? ni you rou gui shui guo kao tu si ma? |
| [07:37.77] | Well, I do. shen me? wo you |
| [07:40.84] | Let' s go back to my place, light a couple candles... wo men hui wo jia qu, dian ji gen la zhu |
| [07:44.18] | ... break open a box of Cinnamon Fruit Toasties.... kai yi he rou gui shui guo kao tu si |
| [07:49.51] | I' d rather not. Oh, yeah? Why not? hai shi bu yao hao le wei shi me? |
| [07:54.12] | Don' t take this the wrong way... wo mei you e yi |
| [07:56.69] | ... but your place kind of has a weird smell. dan shi ni jia you yi gu guai wei |
| [08:07.33] | ls everything in the car? Did you settle the bill? dong xi dou shang che le? dui, qian na dao le ma? |
| [08:11.37] | I hate this part. hai mei, wo zui tao yan yao qian le |
| [08:14.41] | Look what we almost left! cha dian wang le zhe ge |
| [08:16.64] | That' s not mine. na bu shi wo de |
| [08:18.81] | Look what we almost took! cha dian tou le zhe ge |
| [08:28.55] | Excuse me, Mrs. Burkart? bai ka te tai tai? |
| [08:30.69] | Well, we' re all cleaned up. chu fang dou shou shi hao le |
| [08:33.59] | Good. Thank you. hen hao, xie xie ni |
| [08:39.43] | And, well, there' s this small matter of the.... hai you yi jian xiao shi |
| [08:44.37] | Dear? The matter of... shen me shi? jiu shi |
| [08:47.51] | ... payment. fei yong de shi |
| [08:49.74] | Jack used to handle the finances. qian dou shi jie ke zai guan |
| [09:00.28] | You get it? No, but I made a widow cry. na dao le ma? mei you, dan shi ba wei wang ren re ku le |
| [09:03.12] | See you in hell. wo men hui bei da xia shi ba ceng di yu |
| [09:12.03] | You know what we should all do? ni zhi dao ma? |
| [09:14.57] | Go see a musical. wo men ying gai qu kan ge wu ju |
| [09:19.20] | Sure. hao |
| [09:24.64] | The 1996 Tony Award winner. 1996 nian dong ni jiang de jiang zuo pin |
| [09:28.38] | I mean, that one' s gotta be good. na bu xi yi ding zan |
| [09:34.22] | I don' t know. Grease? bu xiao de," huo bao lang zi"? |
| [09:38.19] | bu shi |
| [09:41.49] | Rent? " ji wu chu zu"? |
| [09:43.26] | Yes! Rent! dui!" ji wu chu zu" |
| [09:46.00] | So when do you want to go? hao, shen me shi hou qu? |
| [09:47.73] | What? I' m sorry. I can' t, I' m busy. shen me? wo bu xing, wo hen mang |
| [09:55.64] | Man, it is so hard to shop for girls. tian na, nv hai zi de li wu zhen nan mai |
| [10:00.01] | Yes, it is... di que hen nan |
| [10:01.25] | ... at Office Max! wen ju dian? |
| [10:05.42] | What did you get her? ni mai le shen me? |
| [10:08.25] | A pen. yi zhi bi |
| [10:10.92] | It' s two gifts in one. It' s a pen that' s also a clock. zhe shi er he yi, shi bi, ye shi shi zhong |
| [10:16.59] | You can' t give her that. Why not? ni bu neng song zhe ge wei shi me? |
| [10:19.60] | She' s not 11! ta bu shi xiao hai zi |
| [10:22.50] | And it' s not the seventh night of Chanukah. zhe ye bu shi guang ming jie jie shu qian xi |
| [10:27.71] | What he means by that is, while this is a very nice gift... ta de yi si shi, zhe ge li wu sui ran hao |
| [10:31.88] | ... maybe it' s not something a boyfriend gives. que bu shi he song gei nv peng you |
| [10:34.65] | Sure it is. dang ran shi he |
| [10:36.21] | She needs a pen for work. ta shang ban yao yong dao bi |
| [10:37.72] | She' s writing. She turns it over. " It' s time for my date with Joey!" xie dao yi ban zhuan guo lai yi kan wa, gai qu gen qiao yi yue hui le |
| [10:44.32] | All right. What did you get for Angela Del Veccio' s birthday? hao ni song an qi la shen me sheng ri li wu? |
| [10:49.33] | She didn' t have one. wo men jiao wang shi mei peng shang sheng ri |
| [10:51.36] | For three years? zheng zheng 3 nian? |
| [10:55.83] | Look, it' s too late, and I got an audition. yi jing lai bu ji le, wo hai yao shi jing |
| [10:58.87] | I can' t shop anymore. wo bu neng zai zhao le |
| [11:02.51] | I will go out and try to find something for her. wo qu bang ni zhao, hao ma? |
| [11:06.51] | Thanks, man. xie le |
| [11:07.91] | While you' re at it, could you get her a card? ni neng bu neng shun bian mai zhang ka pian? |
| [11:11.75] | Would you like me to write her a little poem as well? yao bu yao wo shun bian xie yi shou xiao shi? |
| [11:15.09] | Or just get a card that has a poem already in it. huo shi mai zhang yin le shi di ka pian |
| [11:20.09] | Oh, so it' s a card, but it' s also a poemholder. na shi yi zhang ka pian, ye shi yi ye shi |
| [11:29.17] | You have to get our money. She couldn' t stop crying. ni de ba qian yao dao dan shi ta ku ge bu ting |
| [11:33.47] | With those thick glasses, her tears look giant. yan lei hai bei yan jing fang da le |
| [11:37.41] | I know, it' s tough. wo zhi dao hen nan |
| [11:38.84] | You know what the first thing I did after my mom' s funeral was? ni zhi dao wo ma yi xia zang wo zuo le shen me |
| [11:42.25] | What? Pay the caterer! shen me? fu qian gei wai hui chu shi |
| [11:45.18] | I' ve had a lot of jobs. wo zuo guo hen duo gong zuo |
| [11:46.82] | And there are some people who always try to get out of paying. you xie ren zong shi xiang lai zhang |
| [11:51.06] | It' s either " That massage wasn' t long enough"... bu shi" an mo shi jian bu gou zhang" |
| [11:53.92] | ... or " l don' t know any of those songs"... jiu shi" wo mei ting guo zhe ji shou ge" |
| [11:56.36] | ... or " These sombreros aren' t big enough. Bad little white girl!" huo" zhei xie mo xi ge cao mao bu gou da" " huai xin yan de bai niu" |
| [12:02.93] | So you think she' s faking? ni jue de ta zai zhuang? |
| [12:05.00] | There weren' t any tears till you showed her the bill. ni na chu zhang dan qian ta gen ben mei ku |
| [12:08.74] | She sounded pretty upset to me. ta ting qi lai hen nan guo |
| [12:18.35] | She seems fine now. xian zai si hu mei shi le |
| [12:24.89] | So you just left? Her place was really that bad? suo yi ni jiu zou le? ta jia zhen de na me zang? |
| [12:28.33] | You throw your jacket on a chair at the end of the day. wo men xia ban hui jia hui ba wai tao reng dao yi zi shang |
| [12:32.23] | Like that, only instead of a chair, it' s a pile of garbage. zai ta jia shi reng dao yi dui la ji shang |
| [12:37.60] | And instead of a jacket, it' s a pile of garbage. na ye bu shi wai tao, er shi yi dui la ji |
| [12:41.94] | And instead of the end of the day, it' s the end of time... na ye bu shi xia ban hui jia er shi shi jie mo ri |
| [12:45.68] | ... and garbage is all that has survived. zhi you la ji cun liu xia lai |
| [12:50.35] | Here. Wow. Thanks. na qu xie le |
| [12:53.45] | So what happened? ran hou ne? |
| [12:55.12] | Nothing. I had to get out of there. na you ran hou, wo tao zhi yao yao |
| [12:57.69] | Next time, you take her to your place. xia ci ni jiu dai ta qu ni jia |
| [13:00.26] | I tried that. She says it has a weird smell. wo shi guo le, ta shuo wo jia you guai wei |
| [13:04.20] | What kind of smell? I don' t know. Soap? shen me guai wei? bu xiao de, xiang zao wei? |
| [13:08.23] | Listen, you like this girl, right? Yeah. ting zhe, ni xi huan ta dui ba? dui |
| [13:11.27] | You want to see her again? Yeah. ni xiang zai gen ta jian mian? dui |
| [13:12.87] | So you' re going to have to do it in the mess! na ni jiu de zai la ji li gen ta zuo |
| [13:16.71] | Yeah, okay. You' re right. hao ba, ni shuo de dui |
| [13:19.61] | I mean, who cares about a little sloppiness? shao wei luan yi dian you zen yang? |
| [13:25.22] | It' s endearing, really. All right! qi shi man ke ai de hen hao |
| [13:27.89] | Now you go get that beautiful pig! qu liao dao na zhi mei li de zhu ba |
| [13:40.66] | I just spent the entire afternoon looking for a present... wo hua le yi xia wu ti kai xi zhao yi jian |
| [13:44.44] | ... for Kathy that would be better than the rabbit. bi zhe zhi tu zi hao de li wu |
| [13:47.40] | Any luck? you zhao dao ma? |
| [13:48.57] | Yeah, I found this great place called " lnvisible Things for Kathy." you, wo zhao dao yi jia dian jiao" song gei kai xi de yin xing li wu" |
| [13:53.24] | Can you give me a hand with all this stuff? ni neng bu neng bang wo ban yi zhei xie li wu? |
| [13:56.41] | Just return the book, let Joey give her the clock pen... ni jiu ba shu tui hui qu rang qiao yi song ta na zhi shi zhong bi |
| [14:00.18] | ... and you get her something worse than that... ni song ge geng cha de dong xi, li ru |
| [14:03.15] | ... Iike a regular pen. yi zhi pu tong de bi |
| [14:05.79] | She' s really going to love this, you know? ta hui hen xi huan zhe ben shu |
| [14:09.13] | The bottom line is, I want her to have it... wo xi wang ta yong you zhe ben shu |
| [14:15.63] | Honey, that' s so sweet. hao gan ren o |
| [14:18.84] | You don' t think it' s just pathetic? ni bu jue de hen ke bei ma? |
| [14:21.31] | Oh," pathetic"! shi" ke bei"! |
| [14:26.64] | I' ve been looking all over for you. wo yao qu jian kai xi le, wo dao chu zhao ni |
| [14:29.41] | Where? Our place. The hall. zai na li zhao? jia li la, da ting la |
| [14:36.45] | I got something for her. wo zhao dao li wu le |
| [14:44.46] | It' s a book. shi yi ben shu |
| [14:47.36] | A book? shu? |
| [14:50.13] | Is it a book that' s also a safe? shi shu ye shi bao xian he? |
| [15:01.05] | So just let me know if she likes it, okay? rang wo zhi dao ta xi bu xi huan, hao ma? |
| [15:03.81] | You got it. Thanks for doing this. I owe you one. mei wen ti xie xie ni, wo qian ni yi ci |
| [15:11.06] | There wasn' t any change from that twenty, was there? na 20 kuai mei you zhao qian shi ba? |
| [15:15.06] | No, it came out to an even twenty. mei you, gang hao 20 kuai |
| [15:19.40] | Wow. That' s almost as much as a new book. wa, gen xin shu cha bu duo gui |
| [15:35.61] | You didn' t get the money? Maybe I can try at intermission? hai shi mei yao dao, dui ba? deng ta zan ting zai qu hao le |
| [15:40.25] | You know what? Let' s just go. wo men jiu zou ba |
| [15:43.05] | We' re not leaving till we get paid! bu xing, qian mei na dao bu neng zou |
| [15:45.59] | I don' t know who she thinks she is. ta yi wei ta shi shui a |
| [15:47.89] | I talked to the florist. She didn' t get paid either. wo wen guo, hua dian ye mei na dao qian |
| [15:50.46] | Or the limo driver, or the priest, and he can get the dead guy damned for all eternity. hai you ling che si ji he shen fu dan ta ke yi zhou na ge si ren bu de chao sheng |
| [15:57.10] | Well, I' m not going back out there. wo bu yao zai qu le |
| [16:00.40] | Fine. Enough is enough! hao, wo shou gou le |
| [16:03.67] | Hey, widow? wei, wei wang ren |
| [16:06.34] | Widow? si lao gong de |
| [16:11.78] | Thanks. Clearly this is a very, very hard time for you. xie le ni xian zai dang ran shi fen nan guo |
| [16:16.29] | But we provided a service, and we deserve to be paid... dan wo men ti gong fu wu jiu gai ling dao fei yong |
| [16:19.72] | ... because you ate that service. yin wei ni chi dou chi le |
| [16:21.86] | We are not leaving here until we are paid every penny, because... qian mei fu qing wo men bu hui zou |
| [16:26.36] | ... we' re parttime caterers and we have no place else to go. yin wei wo men shi jian zhi de, bu bi gan chang |
| [16:31.94] | All right. I' ll get my bag. hao, wo qu na pi bao |
| [16:34.87] | Good. hen hao |
| [16:43.78] | I' m going to leave some cards here. wo liu ji zhang ming pian |
| [16:48.09] | Please think of us for your next event. xia ci you xu yao qing kao lv wo men |
| [16:57.56] | So you want to come inside? ni xiang jin lai ma? |
| [17:00.26] | Yes. xiang |
| [17:03.60] | Yes, I do. wo xiang |
| [17:15.18] | I' ll be right back. Make yourself comfortable. wo ma shang hui lai, ni sui bian zuo |
| [17:42.01] | Guess who? cai cai wo shi shui? |
| [17:45.51] | Department of Sanitation? wei sheng ji cha ren yuan? |
| [17:49.28] | It' s me. shi wo |
| [18:04.90] | What? zen me le? |
| [18:06.40] | Oh, Cheryl! o! xue rou |
| [18:13.37] | tian na |
| [18:30.75] | It' s my hamster! It' s Mitzi! Oh, my God! na shi wo de cang shu, shi mi qi tian na |
| [18:34.43] | I' m so sorry. I must have freaked out. dui bu qi, wo xia dao le |
| [18:37.23] | Thank God it' s not Mitzi! xing hao bu shi mi qi |
| [18:39.93] | It' s just a rat. zhi shi yi zhi lao shu |
| [18:45.54] | I did it! wan cheng le |
| [18:47.44] | I finished it! I did it all by myself! wo tian wan le wo yi ge ren ba ta tian wan le |
| [18:50.64] | And there' s nobody to hug. que mei you ren ke bao |
| [18:53.81] | Move! |
| [19:01.79] | Hey, you guys! ni men! |
| [19:03.22] | I finished it all by myself! Hug me. wo yi ge ren ba zi mi tian wan le, bao wo |
| [19:06.59] | tai bang le |
| [19:08.23] | Congratulations. Thank you. gong xi xie xie |
| [19:10.23] | How did it go? wai hui ban de zen yang? guo yin si le |
| [19:11.56] | The widow wouldn' t pay, so Phoebe yelled at her till she did. na ge gua fu bu ken fu qian fei bi jiu ma dao ta fu qian wei zhi |
| [19:15.80] | I' m a hardass. mei cuo, wo shi hen jue se |
| [19:19.84] | And I' m a wuss. We should be partners. er wo shi ruan jiao xia wo men ying gai lian shou |
| [19:23.47] | Hardass and wuss. We could fight crime. shi a hen jue se he ruan jiao xia da ji fan zui |
| [19:28.41] | Wait a minute, Phoebe. deng yi xia, fei bi |
| [19:30.48] | We should be partners. wo men shi gai lian shou |
| [19:32.58] | We should be catering partners. wo men ying gai he huo ban wai hui |
| [19:34.69] | You' re not working now, and we have a great time together. ni xiang ma, ni xian zai mei gong zuo wo men you he zuo wu jian |
| [19:39.69] | I cook and you take care of the money. hao wo xia chu, ni guan qian |
| [19:42.16] | It' ll be like I have a wife in the 50s! wo jiu xiang qu le ge hen chuan tong de lao po |
| [19:50.83] | How did she like the gift? zen yang? ta xi huan ma? |
| [19:52.70] | She loved it. She' s showing the girls right now. ta ai si le ta na qu ge bi gei nv sheng men kan |
| [19:55.84] | Yeah? That' s great. shi ma? tai hao le |
| [19:57.27] | I got to tell you... lao shi shuo |
| [19:58.78] | ... I feel bad taking credit for this, because... zhan le zhe ge gong lao wo hen guo yi bu qu |
| [20:01.91] | ... am I going to get a lot of credit for this! wo ke you de shuang le |
| [20:12.09] | Happy birthday. Thank you. sheng ri kuai le xie xie |
| [20:14.19] | You know, Chandler got you a gift too. qian de ye you li wu yao song ni |
| [20:18.06] | No, he didn' t. ta mei you |
| [20:21.70] | Yeah, he did. Look, it' s right there on the counter. ta you, kan, jiu zai can tai shang |
| [20:32.01] | Happy birthday. sheng ri kuai le |
| [20:34.51] | I' m sorry. wo hen bao qian |
| [20:38.12] | You really didn' t have to. ni he bi po fei |
| [20:43.15] | You think it' s just a pen, but you turn it over and it' s also a clock. ni yi wei zhe shi yi zhi bi qi shi zhuan guo lai huan you shi zhong |
| [20:49.23] | No, this is great! hao bang de li wu |
| [20:51.23] | Thank you, Chandler. Oh, yeah. xie xie ni, qian de bu ke qi |
| [20:56.23] | Want to go to bed? yao shui jiao le ma? |
| [21:06.24] | Don' t forget your coupon. bie wang le dai meng nan ti yan quan |
| [21:14.05] | Good night. wan an |
| [21:16.75] | Thank you for the gift. xie xie ni de li wu |
| [21:20.72] | I just knew that sometimes when you' re writing... wo zhi shi xiang you shi ni xie zi shi |
| [21:24.56] | ... you don' t always know the exact time. bu yi ding zhi dao que qie shi jian |
| [21:28.37] | No, I didn' t mean the pen. Thank you for the book. wo bu shi shuo zhe zhi bi xie xie ni na ben shu |
| [21:33.50] | The book? shu? |
| [21:34.84] | The Velveteen Rabbit? " tian e rong tu bao bao" |
| [21:36.61] | I have a feeling you had something to do with it. wo jue de gen ni you guan |
| [21:39.74] | What do you mean? shen me yi si? |
| [21:41.45] | When Joey gave it to me he said: qiao yi song wo de shi hou shuo |
| [21:43.75] | " This is because I know you like rabbits, and I know you like cheese." " yin wei wo zhi dao ni xi huan tu zi" " ye xi huan qi si" |
| [21:51.05] | Thanks. I love it. xie xie, wo hao xi huan |
| [21:53.12] | I know how hard it must have been for you to find. ni yi ding hua le hen duo gong fu |
| [21:57.36] | In case you missed that, that sound was," Oh, well." ru guo ni mei ting dao wo de yi si shi" hai hao la" |
| [22:02.13] | You must really like Joey to go to all that trouble. ni yi ding hen xi huan qiao yi cai hui zhe me fei xin |
| [22:05.70] | Oh, yeah. He' s my shi a, ta shi |
| [22:12.14] | He' s my best friend. ta shi wo zui yao hao de peng you |
| [22:16.31] | Well.... Good night. wan an |
| [22:27.82] | Hey, that coupon expires, you know. na ke shi xian shi ti yan quan |
| [22:41.54] | You don' t know me. I' m Monica Geller, Ross' sister. ni bu ren shi wo wo shi mo ni ka gai lei, luo si de mei mei |
| [22:45.11] | You know, it' s too bad that didn' t work out. ni hao, ke xi wo men he bu lai |
| [22:48.61] | Anyway, he told me about your apartment. zong zhi ta ti dao ni jia de qing kuang |
| [22:51.15] | Well, I couldn' t sleep thinking about it. wo xiang de shui bu zhao |
| [22:56.00] | So would it be okay if I cleaned it? wo ke yi bang ni da sao ma? |
| [23:01.63] | bu xing ma? |
| [23:04.23] | I won' t be able to sleep. wo hui shui bu zhao |
| [04:01.-4] | Monica. mó nī" kǎ" |
| [04:22.-2] | It' s worth it if it' ll get you moving. You haven' t worked in months! hǎo, néng ràng nǐ jiē jiù zhí de nǐ hǎo jǐ gè yuè méi gōng zuò le |
| [04:31.-1] | That would be great! Thank you. tài hǎo le, xiè xiè |
| [09:22.-2] | You know which one? nǐ zhī dào yīng gāi kàn nǎ yī bù? |
| [09:32.-1] | Do you know the name of that one? nǐ zhī dào tā de míng zì ma? |
| [14:12.-3] | ... even if I don' t get to be the one who gives it to her. jiù suàn bú shì wǒ sòng de yě xíng |
| [14:55.-2] | It' s a book that' s just a book. tā jiù shì yī běn shū |
| [14:57.-2] | It' s the Velveteen Rabbit. It was her favorite as a kid. shì tā xiǎo shí hòu zuì xǐ huān de shū " tiān é róng tù bǎo bǎo" de zhēn běn |
| [16:08.-4] | Excuse me? Excuse me! dǎ rǎo yī xià |
| [20:59.-2] | I' ll be in, in a minute. wǒ mǎ shàng jiù lái |
| [00:02.61] | Thanks for the tasty dinner. You' re welcome for a tasty dinner. xiè xiè nǐ zhǔ de hǎo liào suí shí dōu huān yíng |
| [00:07.02] | What are you guys looking at? nǐ men zài kàn shén me? |
| [00:09.09] | Ross and the most beautiful girl in the world. luó sī hé yǔ zhòu wú dí dì yī měi nǚ |
| [00:11.86] | Yeah, come to Papa! hǎo sāo de niáng r men |
| [00:19.16] | I know! wǒ zhī dào |
| [00:22.63] | Probably the only time I' ll say this... zhè shí zài bù xiàng wǒ huì shuō de huà |
| [00:24.84] | ... but did you see the ass on her? dàn nǐ men kàn dào tā de le ma? |
| [00:27.44] | What did you...? When did you...? nǐ shì nǐ shì |
| [00:29.94] | How did you...? How did you get a girl like that? nǐ zěn me nǐ zěn me bǎ dào nà zhǒng huò sè de? |
| [00:34.05] | So what is she, like a spokesmodel? An aerobics instructor? tā shì shuí, dài yán mó tè ér? yǒu yǎng wǔ dǎo jiào liàn? |
| [00:38.58] | Actually, she' s a paleontology doctoral candidate... tā shì gǔ shēng wù xué bó shì hòu xuǎn rén |
| [00:42.09] | ... specializing in the Cenozoic Era. zhuān gōng xīn shēng dài |
| [00:44.86] | But that' s, like, the easiest era. bù guò nà shi zuì jiǎn dān de shí dài |
| [00:48.79] | I' ve seen her at work, but I always figured.... wǒ zài guǎn lǐ jiàn guò tā, dàn zǒng jué de |
| [00:53.83] | But I made her dinner. zǒng zhī wǒ zuò fàn gěi tā chī |
| [00:56.63] | We had a great time. And we' re going out again tomorrow. wǒ men liáo de hěn yú kuài míng tiān hái yào jiàn miàn |
| [01:02.54] | Maybe her friends are betting to see who gets the biggest geek. yě xǔ tā gēn péng yǒu dǎ dǔ shuí néng diào dào zuì guài de guài tāi |
| [01:06.68] | Fine by me. Hope she wins. wǒ wú suǒ wèi, zhù tā shèng lì |
| [01:11.28] | Hey, we should have a contest. Yeah. wǒ men yě yīng gāi lái bǐ |
| [01:14.75] | See who can bring home the most beautiful woman. kàn shuí dài huí lái de nǚ shēng zuì piào liàng |
| [01:17.52] | That' s a good idea, Joe. We could call it life. hǎo zhǔ yì míng chēng jiù jiào" zhēn shí rén shēng" |
| [01:22.23] | The One with the Dirty Girl běn jí bō chū:" sòng lǐ fēng bō" |
| [00:00.00] | |
| [02:09.14] | You have any wrapping paper? yǒu bāo zhuāng zhǐ ma? |
| [02:11.21] | Is it for my birthday present? nǐ yào bāo wǒ de shēng rì lǐ wù? |
| [02:13.75] | It was your birthday months ago. nǐ shēng rì dōu guò le 1 gè yuè |
| [02:16.31] | You said you ordered something special and it just hadn' t come yet. duì, dàn nǐ shuō dìng le tè bié de dōng xī hái méi sòng lái |
| [02:23.39] | I have a call in about that. wǒ yǒu jiē dào diàn huà |
| [02:27.56] | It' s for Kathy. It' s an early copy of her favorite book. zhè shì gěi kǎi xī de shēng rì lǐ wù shì tā zuì xǐ huān de shū de zǎo qī bǎn běn |
| [02:31.53] | The Velveteen Rabbit! shì" tiān é róng tù bǎo bǎo" |
| [02:34.33] | When the boy' s love makes the rabbit real.... tiān na dāng nán hái de ài ràng tā biàn chéng zhēn tù zi |
| [02:37.24] | Don' t touch it because your fingers have destructive oils. hǎo, bié mō, nǐ de shǒu yǒu yóu wū |
| [02:41.84] | Then you' d better keep it away from Ross' hair. nà nǐ zuì hǎo bié kào jìn luó sī de tóu fà |
| [02:46.74] | This is pretty rare. How did you get that? zhè hěn zhēn guì, nǐ shì zěn me zhǎo dào de? |
| [02:49.41] | No big deal. I just went to some bookstores... méi shén me, wǒ zhǐ shì pǎo le jǐ jiā shū diàn wèn le jǐ gè shū shāng |
| [02:52.22] | ... talked to some dealers, called some of the author' s grandchildren. lián luò le jǐ gè zuò zhě de sūn zi |
| [02:56.92] | Honey, that' s so sweet. zhēn shì tài gǎn rén le |
| [02:58.76] | What a great way to say," l secretly love you, roommate' s girlfriend." wán quán xuān gào le " shì yǒu de mǎ zǐ, wǒ zài àn liàn nǐ" |
| [03:04.56] | It doesn' t say that. nǎ huì a |
| [03:06.73] | Does it? huì ma? |
| [03:08.37] | How will it look when you get her something incredibly meaningful... nǐ zì jǐ kàn ma nǐ sòng de lǐ wù bié jù yì yì yòu áng guì |
| [03:12.87] | ... and expensive, and her boyfriend, Joey, gives her an orange? tā de nán péng yǒu què sòng tā yí gè liǔ chéng |
| [03:17.41] | I' ll make sure Joey gets her something really great. hǎo wǒ huì jiào qiáo yī sòng tā hěn hǎo de lǐ wù |
| [03:20.91] | It' s got to be better than that book. kě dé bǐ nà běn shū hái hǎo |
| [03:23.48] | Like a crossbow! xiàng shí zì gōng la |
| [03:27.39] | Once again, I am sorry. zhēn de hěn bào qiàn |
| [03:29.49] | Thank you. Bye. xiè xiè, zài jiàn |
| [03:32.39] | I had to turn down a job catering a funeral for 60 people. wǒ tuī diào yí gè 60 rén de sāng lǐ wài huì |
| [03:36.39] | Oh, my God! What happened? tiān na, chū le shén me shì? |
| [03:39.73] | Sixty guests. shì 60 gè" kè rén" |
| [03:45.17] | Why' d you have to turn it down? nǐ wèi shí me yào tuī diào? |
| [03:47.21] | I don' t have the money or equipment... yīn wèi wǒ méi yǒu qián hé yòng jù |
| [03:49.74] | ... to handle something that big on such short notice. kě yǐ lín shí jiē zhè zhǒng dà shēng yì |
| [03:53.41] | Wow, what is with all the negativity? zhè me xiāo jí shì zěn me huí shì? |
| [03:56.28] | You sound like " Monican' t," not " Monican"! nǐ hǎo xiàng" mó nī bù kě" ér bú shì" mó nī kě" |
| [04:04.06] | You' ve been playing around with this catering for years. nǐ bàn wài huì dōu 3 nián duō le |
| [04:07.69] | Do you want to be a caterer? I don' t know. nǐ dào dǐ xiǎng bù xiǎng dāng wài huì chú shī? wǒ bù zhī dào |
| [04:10.53] | There you go! That' s the spirit! zhè jiù duì le! |
| [04:14.10] | If you need money, I will lend you money. Just get moving! nǐ xū yào qián wǒ jiè nǐ, nǐ jiù jiē ba |
| [04:18.27] | Really? I' d need 500 for all the food and supplies. zhēn de? wǒ xū yào 5 bǎi yuán lái cǎi mǎi |
| [04:26.74] | Neither have you. Yes, but I' m doing this. nǐ yě shì dàn wǒ zhèng zài zī zhù nǐ |
| [04:37.89] | Can I borrow your apartment keys? Why? nǐ jiā de yào shi jiè wǒ wèi shí me? |
| [04:44.56] | You can pee here. nǐ kě yǐ zài zhè lǐ niào a |
| [04:49.93] | Yes, I can, of course. yě duì |
| [04:53.14] | It' s okay. The duck' s using our bathroom anyway. bù hǎo yì sī fǎn zhèng gāng hǎo yā zǐ yě zài yòng yù shì |
| [04:59.74] | What are you getting for her birthday? nǐ yào sòng tā shén me shēng rì lǐ wù? |
| [05:02.05] | We' ve been dating a couple weeks. I got to get her something? wǒ men cái jiāo wǎng 2 xīng qī yě yào sòng ma? |
| [05:06.18] | You have to get her something really nice. yào a bù dàn yào sòng, hái yào sòng de hěn hǎo |
| [05:10.02] | I know! And not one of your coupons... yǒu le! 1 xiǎo shí de... |
| [05:12.46] | ... for an hour of " Joey Love." ... qiáo yī měng nán tǐ yàn quàn bù suàn |
| [05:20.30] | A crossword! Can I help? No. tián zì yóu xì! wǒ kě yǐ bāng máng ma? bù xíng |
| [05:23.43] | Last week I got all but three answers... duì bù qǐ kě shì shàng xīng qī wǒ jī hū quán dá duì le |
| [05:25.84] | ... and I want to finish one without any help. wǒ hěn xiǎng dú lì wán chéng yī cì |
| [05:28.74] | Fine. hǎo |
| [05:30.01] | But you can' t help me develop my new universal language. nà nǐ yě bù néng bāng wǒ yán fā xīn yǔ zhòu yǔ |
| [05:35.81] | How' d it go? zěn me yàng? |
| [05:37.12] | Oh, my God! It was the best funeral ever! tiān na, zhè gè zàng lǐ tài bàng le |
| [05:41.02] | Everyone loved the food. měi ge rén dōu shuō hǎo chī |
| [05:43.15] | I even got another funeral for tomorrow. wǒ hái jiē le míng tiān de lìng yī chǎng zàng lǐ |
| [05:45.82] | The dead guy from today' s best friend. shì jīn tiān de sǐ zhě de sǐ dǎng |
| [05:48.49] | It' s like I am the official caterer for that accident. wǒ chéng le nà chǎng shì gù de zhǐ dìng wài huì |
| [05:52.36] | Mon, I' m so happy for you! wǒ zhēn tì nǐ gāo xìng |
| [05:54.53] | Thanks. Check out my new catering stuff. xiè le, nǐ kàn wǒ de xīn yòng jù |
| [05:57.84] | Look! I' m an omelet station! kàn, wǒ kě yǐ qù mài dàn juǎn |
| [06:00.20] | Omelet? Made to order? yào tè zhì dàn juǎn ma? |
| [06:03.04] | I' ll have one, please. Plus my money. qǐng gěi wǒ yī fèn, hái yǒu wǒ de qián |
| [06:08.11] | I didn' t realize you needed it right away. wǒ bù xiǎo de nǐ mǎ shàng jiù yào |
| [06:10.88] | You told me to go and be a caterer. So I went. I be' d. nǐ jiào wǒ qù dāng wài huì chú shī wǒ jiù qù le |
| [06:15.89] | I used it to buy all this stuff. wǒ bǎ qián dōu huā diào le |
| [06:17.69] | Aborigine. " yuán zhù mín"! |
| [06:22.00] | bú duì |
| [06:24.26] | I got another job tomorrow, so I' ll pay you back then. wǒ míng tiān hái yǒu shēng yì dào shí jiù néng hái nǐ |
| [06:28.73] | Okay. Sorry I acted like a bank. hǎo, bào qiàn gāng cái yī fù yín háng zuǐ liǎn |
| [06:33.17] | Aborigine. Oh, no, I tried that already. " yuán zhù mín"! bú duì, wǒ yǐ jīng shì guò le |
| [06:50.66] | Would you like to come in? nǐ yào jìn lái ma? |
| [06:52.79] | Did Homo erectus hunt with wooden tools? zhí lì rén shì yòng mù qì dǎ liè ma? |
| [06:58.16] | According to recent findings. zuì xīn zhèng jù xiǎn shì shì de |
| [07:11.28] | Here, Mitzi! Here, Mitzi! mì qí lái, mì qí lái |
| [07:15.31] | Mitzi is...? mì qí shì |
| [07:17.28] | My hamster. wǒ de cāng shǔ |
| [07:19.92] | I hope she' s okay. I haven' t seen her in a while. dàn yuàn tā méi shì, hǎo jiǔ méi jiàn dào tā le |
| [07:23.12] | Have a seat. qǐng zuò |
| [07:24.52] | Where? zuò nǎ lǐ? |
| [07:27.63] | Oh, hey. Do you.... duì le, nǐ |
| [07:33.70] | Do you have any Cinnamon Fruit Toasties? nǐ yǒu ròu guì shuǐ guǒ kǎo tǔ sī ma? |
| [07:37.77] | Well, I do. shén me? wǒ yǒu |
| [07:40.84] | Let' s go back to my place, light a couple candles... wǒ men huí wǒ jiā qù, diǎn jǐ gēn là zhú |
| [07:44.18] | ... break open a box of Cinnamon Fruit Toasties.... kāi yī hé ròu guì shuǐ guǒ kǎo tǔ sī |
| [07:49.51] | I' d rather not. Oh, yeah? Why not? hái shì bú yào hǎo le wèi shí me? |
| [07:54.12] | Don' t take this the wrong way... wǒ méi yǒu è yì |
| [07:56.69] | ... but your place kind of has a weird smell. dàn shì nǐ jiā yǒu yī gǔ guài wèi |
| [08:07.33] | ls everything in the car? Did you settle the bill? dōng xī dōu shàng chē le? duì, qián ná dào le ma? |
| [08:11.37] | I hate this part. hái méi, wǒ zuì tǎo yàn yào qián le |
| [08:14.41] | Look what we almost left! chà diǎn wàng le zhè gè |
| [08:16.64] | That' s not mine. nà bú shì wǒ de |
| [08:18.81] | Look what we almost took! chà diǎn tōu le zhè gè |
| [08:28.55] | Excuse me, Mrs. Burkart? bǎi kǎ tè tài tài? |
| [08:30.69] | Well, we' re all cleaned up. chú fáng dōu shōu shí hǎo le |
| [08:33.59] | Good. Thank you. hěn hǎo, xiè xiè nǐ |
| [08:39.43] | And, well, there' s this small matter of the.... hái yǒu yī jiàn xiǎo shì |
| [08:44.37] | Dear? The matter of... shén me shì? jiù shì |
| [08:47.51] | ... payment. fèi yòng de shì |
| [08:49.74] | Jack used to handle the finances. qián dōu shì jié kè zài guǎn |
| [09:00.28] | You get it? No, but I made a widow cry. ná dào le ma? méi yǒu, dàn shì bǎ wèi wáng rén rě kū le |
| [09:03.12] | See you in hell. wǒ men huì bèi dǎ xià shí bā céng dì yù |
| [09:12.03] | You know what we should all do? nǐ zhī dào ma? |
| [09:14.57] | Go see a musical. wǒ men yīng gāi qù kàn gē wǔ jù |
| [09:19.20] | Sure. hǎo |
| [09:24.64] | The 1996 Tony Award winner. 1996 nián dōng ní jiǎng dé jiǎng zuò pǐn |
| [09:28.38] | I mean, that one' s gotta be good. nà bù xì yí dìng zàn |
| [09:34.22] | I don' t know. Grease? bù xiǎo de," huǒ bào làng zǐ"? |
| [09:38.19] | bú shì |
| [09:41.49] | Rent? " jí wū chū zū"? |
| [09:43.26] | Yes! Rent! duì!" jí wū chū zū" |
| [09:46.00] | So when do you want to go? hǎo, shén me shí hòu qù? |
| [09:47.73] | What? I' m sorry. I can' t, I' m busy. shén me? wǒ bù xíng, wǒ hěn máng |
| [09:55.64] | Man, it is so hard to shop for girls. tiān na, nǚ hái zi de lǐ wù zhēn nán mǎi |
| [10:00.01] | Yes, it is... dí què hěn nán |
| [10:01.25] | ... at Office Max! wén jù diàn? |
| [10:05.42] | What did you get her? nǐ mǎi le shén me? |
| [10:08.25] | A pen. yī zhī bǐ |
| [10:10.92] | It' s two gifts in one. It' s a pen that' s also a clock. zhè shì èr hé yī, shì bǐ, yě shì shí zhōng |
| [10:16.59] | You can' t give her that. Why not? nǐ bù néng sòng zhè gè wèi shí me? |
| [10:19.60] | She' s not 11! tā bú shì xiǎo hái zi |
| [10:22.50] | And it' s not the seventh night of Chanukah. zhè yě bú shì guāng míng jié jié shù qián xī |
| [10:27.71] | What he means by that is, while this is a very nice gift... tā de yì sī shì, zhè gè lǐ wù suī rán hǎo |
| [10:31.88] | ... maybe it' s not something a boyfriend gives. què bù shì hé sòng gěi nǚ péng yǒu |
| [10:34.65] | Sure it is. dāng rán shì hé |
| [10:36.21] | She needs a pen for work. tā shàng bān yào yòng dào bǐ |
| [10:37.72] | She' s writing. She turns it over. " It' s time for my date with Joey!" xiě dào yī bàn zhuǎn guò lái yī kàn wa, gāi qù gēn qiáo yī yuē huì le |
| [10:44.32] | All right. What did you get for Angela Del Veccio' s birthday? hǎo nǐ sòng ān qí lā shén me shēng rì lǐ wù? |
| [10:49.33] | She didn' t have one. wǒ men jiāo wǎng shí méi pèng shàng shēng rì |
| [10:51.36] | For three years? zhěng zhěng 3 nián? |
| [10:55.83] | Look, it' s too late, and I got an audition. yǐ jīng lái bù jí le, wǒ hái yào shì jìng |
| [10:58.87] | I can' t shop anymore. wǒ bù néng zài zhǎo le |
| [11:02.51] | I will go out and try to find something for her. wǒ qù bāng nǐ zhǎo, hǎo ma? |
| [11:06.51] | Thanks, man. xiè le |
| [11:07.91] | While you' re at it, could you get her a card? nǐ néng bù néng shùn biàn mǎi zhāng kǎ piàn? |
| [11:11.75] | Would you like me to write her a little poem as well? yào bú yào wǒ shùn biàn xiě yī shǒu xiǎo shī? |
| [11:15.09] | Or just get a card that has a poem already in it. huò shì mǎi zhāng yìn le shī dí kǎ piàn |
| [11:20.09] | Oh, so it' s a card, but it' s also a poemholder. nà shi yī zhāng kǎ piàn, yě shì yī yè shī |
| [11:29.17] | You have to get our money. She couldn' t stop crying. nǐ dé bǎ qián yào dào dàn shì tā kū gè bù tíng |
| [11:33.47] | With those thick glasses, her tears look giant. yǎn lèi hái bèi yǎn jìng fàng dà le |
| [11:37.41] | I know, it' s tough. wǒ zhī dào hěn nán |
| [11:38.84] | You know what the first thing I did after my mom' s funeral was? nǐ zhī dào wǒ mā yī xià zàng wǒ zuò le shén me |
| [11:42.25] | What? Pay the caterer! shén me? fù qián gěi wài huì chú shī |
| [11:45.18] | I' ve had a lot of jobs. wǒ zuò guò hěn duō gōng zuò |
| [11:46.82] | And there are some people who always try to get out of paying. yǒu xiē rén zǒng shì xiǎng lài zhàng |
| [11:51.06] | It' s either " That massage wasn' t long enough"... bú shì" àn mó shí jiān bù gòu zhǎng" |
| [11:53.92] | ... or " l don' t know any of those songs"... jiù shì" wǒ méi tīng guò zhè jǐ shǒu gē" |
| [11:56.36] | ... or " These sombreros aren' t big enough. Bad little white girl!" huò" zhèi xiē mò xī gē cǎo mào bù gòu dà" " huài xīn yǎn de bái niū" |
| [12:02.93] | So you think she' s faking? nǐ jué de tā zài zhuāng? |
| [12:05.00] | There weren' t any tears till you showed her the bill. nǐ ná chū zhàng dān qián tā gēn běn méi kū |
| [12:08.74] | She sounded pretty upset to me. tā tīng qǐ lái hěn nán guò |
| [12:18.35] | She seems fine now. xiàn zài sì hū méi shì le |
| [12:24.89] | So you just left? Her place was really that bad? suǒ yǐ nǐ jiù zǒu le? tā jiā zhēn de nà me zàng? |
| [12:28.33] | You throw your jacket on a chair at the end of the day. wǒ men xià bān huí jiā huì bǎ wài tào rēng dào yǐ zi shàng |
| [12:32.23] | Like that, only instead of a chair, it' s a pile of garbage. zài tā jiā shì rēng dào yī duī lā jī shàng |
| [12:37.60] | And instead of a jacket, it' s a pile of garbage. nà yě bú shì wài tào, ér shì yī duī lā jī |
| [12:41.94] | And instead of the end of the day, it' s the end of time... nà yě bú shì xià bān huí jiā ér shì shì jiè mò rì |
| [12:45.68] | ... and garbage is all that has survived. zhǐ yǒu lā jī cún liú xià lái |
| [12:50.35] | Here. Wow. Thanks. ná qù xiè le |
| [12:53.45] | So what happened? rán hòu ne? |
| [12:55.12] | Nothing. I had to get out of there. nǎ yǒu rán hòu, wǒ táo zhī yāo yāo |
| [12:57.69] | Next time, you take her to your place. xià cì nǐ jiù dài tā qù nǐ jiā |
| [13:00.26] | I tried that. She says it has a weird smell. wǒ shì guò le, tā shuō wǒ jiā yǒu guài wèi |
| [13:04.20] | What kind of smell? I don' t know. Soap? shén me guài wèi? bù xiǎo de, xiāng zào wèi? |
| [13:08.23] | Listen, you like this girl, right? Yeah. tīng zhe, nǐ xǐ huān tā duì ba? duì |
| [13:11.27] | You want to see her again? Yeah. nǐ xiǎng zài gēn tā jiàn miàn? duì |
| [13:12.87] | So you' re going to have to do it in the mess! nà nǐ jiù dé zài lā jī lǐ gēn tā zuò |
| [13:16.71] | Yeah, okay. You' re right. hǎo ba, nǐ shuō de duì |
| [13:19.61] | I mean, who cares about a little sloppiness? shāo wēi luàn yì diǎn yòu zěn yàng? |
| [13:25.22] | It' s endearing, really. All right! qí shí mán kě ài de hěn hǎo |
| [13:27.89] | Now you go get that beautiful pig! qù liào dǎo nà zhǐ měi lì de zhū ba |
| [13:40.66] | I just spent the entire afternoon looking for a present... wǒ huā le yī xià wǔ tì kǎi xī zhǎo yī jiàn |
| [13:44.44] | ... for Kathy that would be better than the rabbit. bǐ zhè zhǐ tù zi hǎo de lǐ wù |
| [13:47.40] | Any luck? yǒu zhǎo dào ma? |
| [13:48.57] | Yeah, I found this great place called " lnvisible Things for Kathy." yǒu, wǒ zhǎo dào yī jiā diàn jiào" sòng gěi kǎi xī de yǐn xíng lǐ wù" |
| [13:53.24] | Can you give me a hand with all this stuff? nǐ néng bù néng bāng wǒ bān yī zhèi xiē lǐ wù? |
| [13:56.41] | Just return the book, let Joey give her the clock pen... nǐ jiù bǎ shū tuì huí qù ràng qiáo yī sòng tā nà zhī shí zhōng bǐ |
| [14:00.18] | ... and you get her something worse than that... nǐ sòng gè gèng chà de dōng xī, lì rú |
| [14:03.15] | ... Iike a regular pen. yī zhī pǔ tōng de bǐ |
| [14:05.79] | She' s really going to love this, you know? tā huì hěn xǐ huān zhè běn shū |
| [14:09.13] | The bottom line is, I want her to have it... wǒ xī wàng tā yōng yǒu zhè běn shū |
| [14:15.63] | Honey, that' s so sweet. hǎo gǎn rén ō |
| [14:18.84] | You don' t think it' s just pathetic? nǐ bù jué de hěn kě bēi ma? |
| [14:21.31] | Oh," pathetic"! shì" kě bēi"! |
| [14:26.64] | I' ve been looking all over for you. wǒ yào qù jiàn kǎi xī le, wǒ dào chù zhǎo nǐ |
| [14:29.41] | Where? Our place. The hall. zài nǎ lǐ zhǎo? jiā lǐ la, dà tīng la |
| [14:36.45] | I got something for her. wǒ zhǎo dào lǐ wù le |
| [14:44.46] | It' s a book. shì yī běn shū |
| [14:47.36] | A book? shū? |
| [14:50.13] | Is it a book that' s also a safe? shì shū yě shì bǎo xiǎn hé? |
| [15:01.05] | So just let me know if she likes it, okay? ràng wǒ zhī dào tā xǐ bù xǐ huān, hǎo ma? |
| [15:03.81] | You got it. Thanks for doing this. I owe you one. méi wèn tí xiè xiè nǐ, wǒ qiàn nǐ yī cì |
| [15:11.06] | There wasn' t any change from that twenty, was there? nà 20 kuài méi yǒu zhǎo qián shì ba? |
| [15:15.06] | No, it came out to an even twenty. méi yǒu, gāng hǎo 20 kuài |
| [15:19.40] | Wow. That' s almost as much as a new book. wa, gēn xīn shū chà bù duō guì |
| [15:35.61] | You didn' t get the money? Maybe I can try at intermission? hái shì méi yào dào, duì ba? děng tā zàn tíng zài qù hǎo le |
| [15:40.25] | You know what? Let' s just go. wǒ men jiù zǒu ba |
| [15:43.05] | We' re not leaving till we get paid! bù xíng, qián méi ná dào bù néng zǒu |
| [15:45.59] | I don' t know who she thinks she is. tā yǐ wéi tā shì shuí a |
| [15:47.89] | I talked to the florist. She didn' t get paid either. wǒ wèn guò, huā diàn yě méi ná dào qián |
| [15:50.46] | Or the limo driver, or the priest, and he can get the dead guy damned for all eternity. hái yǒu líng chē sī jī hé shén fù dàn tā kě yǐ zhòu nà gè sǐ rén bù dé chāo shēng |
| [15:57.10] | Well, I' m not going back out there. wǒ bú yào zài qù le |
| [16:00.40] | Fine. Enough is enough! hǎo, wǒ shòu gòu le |
| [16:03.67] | Hey, widow? wèi, wèi wáng rén |
| [16:06.34] | Widow? sǐ lǎo gōng de |
| [16:11.78] | Thanks. Clearly this is a very, very hard time for you. xiè le nǐ xiàn zài dāng rán shí fēn nán guò |
| [16:16.29] | But we provided a service, and we deserve to be paid... dàn wǒ men tí gōng fú wù jiù gāi lǐng dào fèi yòng |
| [16:19.72] | ... because you ate that service. yīn wèi nǐ chī dōu chī le |
| [16:21.86] | We are not leaving here until we are paid every penny, because... qián méi fù qīng wǒ men bú huì zǒu |
| [16:26.36] | ... we' re parttime caterers and we have no place else to go. yīn wèi wǒ men shì jiān zhí de, bù bì gǎn chǎng |
| [16:31.94] | All right. I' ll get my bag. hǎo, wǒ qù ná pí bāo |
| [16:34.87] | Good. hěn hǎo |
| [16:43.78] | I' m going to leave some cards here. wǒ liú jǐ zhāng míng piàn |
| [16:48.09] | Please think of us for your next event. xià cì yǒu xū yào qǐng kǎo lǜ wǒ men |
| [16:57.56] | So you want to come inside? nǐ xiǎng jìn lái ma? |
| [17:00.26] | Yes. xiǎng |
| [17:03.60] | Yes, I do. wǒ xiǎng |
| [17:15.18] | I' ll be right back. Make yourself comfortable. wǒ mǎ shàng huí lái, nǐ suí biàn zuò |
| [17:42.01] | Guess who? cāi cāi wǒ shì shuí? |
| [17:45.51] | Department of Sanitation? wèi shēng jī chá rén yuán? |
| [17:49.28] | It' s me. shì wǒ |
| [18:04.90] | What? zěn me le? |
| [18:06.40] | Oh, Cheryl! ō! xuě róu |
| [18:13.37] | tiān na |
| [18:30.75] | It' s my hamster! It' s Mitzi! Oh, my God! nà shi wǒ de cāng shǔ, shì mì qí tiān na |
| [18:34.43] | I' m so sorry. I must have freaked out. duì bù qǐ, wǒ xià dào le |
| [18:37.23] | Thank God it' s not Mitzi! xìng hǎo bú shì mì qí |
| [18:39.93] | It' s just a rat. zhǐ shì yì zhī lǎo shǔ |
| [18:45.54] | I did it! wán chéng le |
| [18:47.44] | I finished it! I did it all by myself! wǒ tián wán le wǒ yí ge rén bǎ tā tián wán le |
| [18:50.64] | And there' s nobody to hug. què méi yǒu rén kě bào |
| [18:53.81] | Move! |
| [19:01.79] | Hey, you guys! nǐ men! |
| [19:03.22] | I finished it all by myself! Hug me. wǒ yí ge rén bǎ zì mí tián wán le, bào wǒ |
| [19:06.59] | tài bàng le |
| [19:08.23] | Congratulations. Thank you. gōng xǐ xiè xiè |
| [19:10.23] | How did it go? wài huì bàn dé zěn yàng? guò yǐn sǐ le |
| [19:11.56] | The widow wouldn' t pay, so Phoebe yelled at her till she did. nà gè guǎ fù bù kěn fù qián fēi bǐ jiù mà dào tā fù qián wéi zhǐ |
| [19:15.80] | I' m a hardass. méi cuò, wǒ shì hěn jué sè |
| [19:19.84] | And I' m a wuss. We should be partners. ér wǒ shì ruǎn jiǎo xiā wǒ men yīng gāi lián shǒu |
| [19:23.47] | Hardass and wuss. We could fight crime. shì a hěn jué sè hé ruǎn jiǎo xiā dǎ jī fàn zuì |
| [19:28.41] | Wait a minute, Phoebe. děng yī xià, fēi bǐ |
| [19:30.48] | We should be partners. wǒ men shì gāi lián shǒu |
| [19:32.58] | We should be catering partners. wǒ men yīng gāi hé huǒ bàn wài huì |
| [19:34.69] | You' re not working now, and we have a great time together. nǐ xiǎng ma, nǐ xiàn zài méi gōng zuò wǒ men yòu hé zuò wú jiàn |
| [19:39.69] | I cook and you take care of the money. hǎo wǒ xià chú, nǐ guǎn qián |
| [19:42.16] | It' ll be like I have a wife in the 50s! wǒ jiù xiàng qǔ le gè hěn chuán tǒng de lǎo pó |
| [19:50.83] | How did she like the gift? zěn yàng? tā xǐ huān ma? |
| [19:52.70] | She loved it. She' s showing the girls right now. tā ài sǐ le tā ná qù gé bì gěi nǚ shēng men kàn |
| [19:55.84] | Yeah? That' s great. shì ma? tài hǎo le |
| [19:57.27] | I got to tell you... lǎo shí shuō |
| [19:58.78] | ... I feel bad taking credit for this, because... zhàn le zhè gè gōng láo wǒ hěn guò yì bù qù |
| [20:01.91] | ... am I going to get a lot of credit for this! wǒ kě yǒu de shuǎng le |
| [20:12.09] | Happy birthday. Thank you. shēng rì kuài lè xiè xiè |
| [20:14.19] | You know, Chandler got you a gift too. qián dé yě yǒu lǐ wù yào sòng nǐ |
| [20:18.06] | No, he didn' t. tā méi yǒu |
| [20:21.70] | Yeah, he did. Look, it' s right there on the counter. tā yǒu, kàn, jiù zài cān tái shàng |
| [20:32.01] | Happy birthday. shēng rì kuài lè |
| [20:34.51] | I' m sorry. wǒ hěn bào qiàn |
| [20:38.12] | You really didn' t have to. nǐ hé bì pò fèi |
| [20:43.15] | You think it' s just a pen, but you turn it over and it' s also a clock. nǐ yǐ wéi zhè shì yī zhī bǐ qí shí zhuǎn guò lái huán yǒu shí zhōng |
| [20:49.23] | No, this is great! hǎo bàng de lǐ wù |
| [20:51.23] | Thank you, Chandler. Oh, yeah. xiè xiè nǐ, qián dé bù kè qì |
| [20:56.23] | Want to go to bed? yào shuì jiào le ma? |
| [21:06.24] | Don' t forget your coupon. bié wàng le dài měng nán tǐ yàn quàn |
| [21:14.05] | Good night. wǎn ān |
| [21:16.75] | Thank you for the gift. xiè xiè nǐ de lǐ wù |
| [21:20.72] | I just knew that sometimes when you' re writing... wǒ zhǐ shì xiǎng yǒu shí nǐ xiě zì shí |
| [21:24.56] | ... you don' t always know the exact time. bù yí dìng zhī dào què qiè shí jiān |
| [21:28.37] | No, I didn' t mean the pen. Thank you for the book. wǒ bú shì shuō zhè zhī bǐ xiè xiè nǐ nà běn shū |
| [21:33.50] | The book? shū? |
| [21:34.84] | The Velveteen Rabbit? " tiān é róng tù bǎo bǎo" |
| [21:36.61] | I have a feeling you had something to do with it. wǒ jué de gēn nǐ yǒu guān |
| [21:39.74] | What do you mean? shén me yì sī? |
| [21:41.45] | When Joey gave it to me he said: qiáo yī sòng wǒ de shí hòu shuō |
| [21:43.75] | " This is because I know you like rabbits, and I know you like cheese." " yīn wèi wǒ zhī dào nǐ xǐ huān tù zi" " yě xǐ huān qǐ sī" |
| [21:51.05] | Thanks. I love it. xiè xiè, wǒ hǎo xǐ huān |
| [21:53.12] | I know how hard it must have been for you to find. nǐ yí dìng huā le hěn duō gōng fū |
| [21:57.36] | In case you missed that, that sound was," Oh, well." rú guǒ nǐ méi tīng dào wǒ de yì sī shì" hái hǎo la" |
| [22:02.13] | You must really like Joey to go to all that trouble. nǐ yí dìng hěn xǐ huān qiáo yī cái huì zhè me fèi xīn |
| [22:05.70] | Oh, yeah. He' s my shì a, tā shì |
| [22:12.14] | He' s my best friend. tā shì wǒ zuì yāo hǎo de péng yǒu |
| [22:16.31] | Well.... Good night. wǎn ān |
| [22:27.82] | Hey, that coupon expires, you know. nà kě shì xiàn shí tǐ yàn quàn |
| [22:41.54] | You don' t know me. I' m Monica Geller, Ross' sister. nǐ bù rèn shi wǒ wǒ shì mó nī kǎ gài lēi, luó sī de mèi mei |
| [22:45.11] | You know, it' s too bad that didn' t work out. nǐ hǎo, kě xī wǒ men hé bù lái |
| [22:48.61] | Anyway, he told me about your apartment. zǒng zhī tā tí dào nǐ jiā de qíng kuàng |
| [22:51.15] | Well, I couldn' t sleep thinking about it. wǒ xiǎng dé shuì bù zháo |
| [22:56.00] | So would it be okay if I cleaned it? wǒ kě yǐ bāng nǐ dǎ sǎo ma? |
| [23:01.63] | bù xíng ma? |
| [23:04.23] | I won' t be able to sleep. wǒ huì shuì bù zháo |
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