| [00:04.80] | Sorry I'm late. Did I miss anything? 抱歉迟到了 有错过什么精彩好戏吗？ |
| [00:06.90] | Joey stuffing fifteen Oreos in his mouth. 乔伊在嘴里塞了15片饼干 |
| [00:10.97] | Fifteen? 15片？ |
| [00:12.21] | Your personal best! 刷新个人纪录哦 |
| [00:19.05] | Where were you? 你到哪儿去了？ |
| [00:20.65] | On a date. 约会 |
| [00:21.82] | I met this girl on a train going to a museum upstate. 我去逛博物馆 在火车上认识了一个女孩 |
| [00:24.65] | -Which museum? -How'd you meet her? 哪间博物馆？ 你是怎么认识她的？ |
| [00:27.89] | No. Answer his. 回答他的问题比较好 |
| [00:30.69] | We were at the back of the train. 我们坐在车厢最后面 |
| [00:33.13] | I sat near the door so she'd have to pass by me... 我的座位靠门 |
| [00:36.73] | ...if she wanted to switch cars. She was totally at my mercy. 她要换车的话得先经过我 她得任由我摆布 |
| [00:40.90] | Were you so late because you were burying this woman? 你迟到是因为 在埋她的尸体吗？ |
| [00:44.57] | I'm late because she lives in Poughkeepsie. 我迟到是因为她住在波启浦夕 |
| [00:47.14] | She seems great, but she's two and a half hours away. 她人很好，可惜住得太远 |
| [00:50.81] | How can she be great if she's from Poughkeepsie? 她是波启浦夕人 怎么可能好到哪儿去？ |
| [00:55.42] | That joke would have killed in Albany. 这个笑话在艾尔班尼 会搏得满堂彩 |
| [00:58.75] | Done! I did it. 成功！ |
| [01:01.49] | Who's stupid now? 还觉得我是个傻蛋吗？ |
| [01:05.79] | The One with the Girl From Poughkeepsie 本集播出：乱点鸳鸯谱 |
| [00:00.00] | |
| [01:53.27] | Look! They're lighting the big Christmas tree tonight. 看，今天是圣诞树的点灯之夜 |
| [01:56.38] | That paper is two weeks old. 那是两周前的报纸耶 |
| [02:00.15] | Who keeps leaving old newspapers in the trash? 是谁老是把旧报纸 丢在垃圾桶里的？ |
| [02:05.55] | I really wanted to take Kathy to this. 人家好想带凯西去看 |
| [02:08.42] | At least you have somebody to miss stuff with. 至少你还有伴和你一起错过 |
| [02:12.23] | I hate being alone this time of year. 我讨厌过节时孤伶伶的 |
| [02:14.46] | Next it's Valentine's Day... 情人节、 |
| [02:16.56] | ...then my birthday,then bang! 我的日生转眼就到 然后… |
| [02:18.77] | Before you know it,they're lighting that damn tree again. 他们又要点亮那棵 讨厌的圣诞树 |
| [02:22.80] | I want somebody! 我想找个伴 |
| [02:28.31] | You know,I want a man! 我想找个男人 |
| [02:35.78] | It doesn't even have to be a big relationship. Just a fling! 我不想谈轰轰烈烈的恋爱 来段露水姻缘就好了 |
| [02:40.32] | I didn't think girls ever just wanted a fling. 没想到你也想要露水姻缘 |
| [02:43.66] | Let me tell you,it's been a long time since I've been flung. 告诉你，我缺水缺得可久了 |
| [02:49.10] | I know what I'm giving you for Christmas. 那我知道圣诞节要送你什么了 |
| [02:55.10] | There are nice guys in my office. Want me to set you up? 我有几个同事挺不错的 要不要帮你介绍一下？ |
| [02:59.27] | I've been single a long time. Why haven't you offered before? 我单身了好一阵子 你以前怎么没提出这个建议？ |
| [03:03.71] | I have a girlfriend. I'm happy. 我现在有女朋友，很快乐 |
| [03:06.85] | I no longer go out of my way to stop others from being happy. 不需要再处心积虑 破坏别人的好事 |
| [03:12.55] | Okay. 好 |
| [03:14.22] | No accountants. 我不要会计师 |
| [03:15.56] | And no one from "legal." I don't like boring jobs. 也不要法律部门的人 我不喜欢工作无聊的男人 |
| [03:19.16] | And Ross was what? A lion tamer? 难不成罗斯是训兽师吗？ |
| [03:26.77] | What's wrong,Mon? 怎么回事？ |
| [03:28.50] | Everybody at work still hates me. 餐厅里的人 还是把我视为眼中钉 |
| [03:30.41] | Is it because of the review you wrote or something new? 是因为你写的评论 还是有新的原因？ |
| [03:34.61] | It's the review. 一定是因为那篇评论 |
| [03:37.18] | I was making headway. 我还以为渐入佳境 |
| [03:38.58] | Everyone was smiling at me, and then I get off work... 大家都冲着我微笑 下班后才发现 |
| [03:42.02] | ...and find out they wrote this on my chef's hat. 他们在我帽子上写了这个… |
| [03:46.45] | “婊子，快辞职！” |
| [03:48.92] | Maybe they meant to write "Quiet,Bitch." 也许他们想写的是 “婊子，快住嘴” |
| [03:58.13] | What's the matter? 怎么了？ |
| [04:00.67] | Fine! Just trying to be nice. 干嘛？火气这么大 |
| [04:05.07] | I haven't been picked on this much since kindergarten. 我幼稚园毕业后 就没受过这等鸟气 |
| [04:08.24] | And they brought in someone from junior high to do the see-saw with me. 当时他们找了个高中生 来跟我玩翘翘板 |
| [04:18.25] | They're trying to make me quit. If it were any other job,I would. 他们无所不用其极的 想逼我辞职 换做是别的工作我早就不干了 |
| [04:22.16] | But I've waited for this my whole life. 但我等当主厨等了大半辈子 |
| [04:24.76] | Wait,you're the boss. Yell at them. Or fire them! 等等，你是老大 你为什么不吼他们 或干脆炒了他们？ |
| [04:28.83] | I would love to,but I can't. I'm not good at confrontation. 我也很想这样 但我最不会处理冲突场面 |
| [04:33.47] | You know what you can do? 你知道你要怎么做？ |
| [04:34.94] | I read about this director, Orson Welles... 名导奥森威尔斯在片子开拍前 |
| [04:38.44] | ...who,at the beginning,would hire somebody just to fire them. 都会刻意花钱请一个人 |
| [04:42.68] | Then they would all know who was boss. 为的就是当着大家的面开除他 好杀鸡儆猴 |
| [04:47.35] | I'm not doing anything. Why not fire me? 我反正没事 你干脆开除我算了 |
| [04:51.95] | It's a good idea. Can you waiter? 好主意 你知道怎么当服务生吗？ |
| [04:54.69] | Good enough to get fired. 反正你要开除我 管那么多干嘛 |
| [04:57.53] | All right. You're hired! 好，我决定用你了 |
| [05:01.76] | That's why I got fired last week! Does Orson Welles direct commercials? 难怪我上个礼拜被开除 奥森威尔斯导不导广告片？ |
| [05:11.97] | Yes. 有 |
| [05:23.12] | I say,Drew? Are you seeing anybody right now? 德鲁，你有在跟谁交往吗？ |
| [05:26.65] | I'm not asking for me. 我不是帮我自己问啦 |
| [05:29.96] | I'm not gay. I'm not asking you out. 我不是同志，不是在约你 |
| [05:32.49] | I'm not gay. 我不是同志 |
| [05:34.66] | I didn't think you were gay. 我以前没把你当同志 不过现在觉得有点像 |
| [05:36.80] | I do now. |
| [05:40.97] | My friend,Rachel, wants to be set up. 我朋友瑞秋 希望我帮她介绍个男人 |
| [05:44.11] | I just got out of a big relationship. 我才刚刚跟前女友分手 |
| [05:46.77] | I'm not looking to get serious. 还没准备好要谈感情 |
| [05:48.94] | That's okay. A fling might be all right with her. 就算只是春风一度也没关系 瑞秋不会有意见的 |
| [05:52.48] | Is this "Hot Rachel" that you took to the Christmas Party? 等等… 你说的是来参加耶诞派对的 火辣瑞秋吗？ |
| [05:57.29] | By the way,that is her full name. 没错，那就是她的本名 |
| [06:00.29] | Wow! I'm free for her. 我有空，帮我介绍一下吧 |
| [06:02.19] | Wait,I didn't say I wasn't free. 等等，我又没说我没空 |
| [06:05.63] | Let's talk it over at the Ranger game. 这样吧，咱们边看球赛边聊 |
| [06:08.30] | Hold on. I just got a box of Cubans. 我有一盒古巴雪茄 |
| [06:11.30] | I'll bring them by your office at five. 我五点钟拿到你办公室去 |
| [06:14.70] | That's a little later than I usually stay,but sure. 我平常不会待到这么晚 不过可以破个例 |
| [06:19.07] | Before the game,we could enjoy some eight-year-old Basil Haydens. 咱们在看球赛之前 可以先喝上两杯 陈年海登威士忌 |
| [06:23.68] | I don't know what that is, but that's a pretty nice jacket. 天晓得那是什么东东 不过你的外套我看了挺顺眼的 |
| [06:32.69] | Kind of like that tie too. 领带也不错 |
| [06:37.99] | Keep your pants on,man. 裤子就不必了 |
| [06:46.50] | I'm writing a holiday song for everyone. Do you want to hear it? 我为大家写了首圣诞歌 想不想听？ |
| [06:56.24] | Happy Hanukkah,Monica 摩妮卡，光明节快乐 |
| [07:01.52] | May your Christmas be snowy,Joey 乔伊，愿你圣诞节瑞雪纷飞 |
| [07:05.29] | Happy New Year,Chandler and Ross 钱德、罗斯，新年快乐 |
| [07:08.02] | Spin the dreidel,Rachel 瑞秋，快来玩陀螺 |
| [07:15.00] | Pheebs,that's great! 真好听 |
| [07:16.76] | But you know, Rachel doesn't rhyme with dreidel. 但是瑞秋跟陀螺不押韵 |
| [07:21.27] | I know,but it's so hard. Nothing rhymes with your stupid name! 我知道 但是要找跟你那笨名字 押韵的东西太难了 |
| [07:26.31] | What are you talking about? Lots of things rhyme with Rachel: 跟瑞秋押韵的字多得很 |
| [07:29.48] | Bagel,mail,jail,bail,cable. 如贝果、信件 监狱、保释金、第四台… |
| [07:34.02] | Maypole. 五月节花柱… |
| [07:36.78] | All good. Thanks. 那些都不错，谢了 |
| [07:40.39] | Do you,maybe,have a nickname that's easier to rhyme? 你有没有比较 容易押韵的外号？ |
| [07:44.23] | Didn't your dad used to call you "Pumpkin"? 你爸以前 不是常叫你小南瓜吗？ |
| [07:46.76] | Pumpkin? But did he ever call you "Budolph"? 小南瓜不错 但他有没有叫过你布道夫？ |
| [07:53.80] | Hello,children. 大家好 |
| [07:56.24] | Have I got the 50 guys for you! 我帮你找了50个好男人 |
| [08:00.07] | -Really? -I showed them your picture. 我不过把你的照片亮给他们看 |
| [08:03.21] | Guys are throwing themselves at me and giving me stuff. 他们就穷拍我的马屁 请我喝酒，送我东西 |
| [08:06.38] | -Knicks tonight? -Where are the seats? 今晚想不想看尼克队的球赛？ 当然，第几排？ |
| [08:08.42] | Wherever! I've got 20. 随你挑，我有20张票 |
| [08:12.85] | Will I like any of these guys? 我会喜欢你帮我挑的男人吗？ |
| [08:14.69] | You know,I'm going to... 我想... |
| [08:16.82] | ...play the field a little bit more. ...再多观察一阵子 钱德 |
| [08:20.33] | Guys are signing over their 401 Ks to me. 他们对我简直是 一个口令一个动作 |
| [08:24.60] | You work with robots? 你的同事都是机器人啊？ |
| [08:31.14] | Yes. 对 |
| [08:33.91] | One guy,Patrick,you'll like him. He's nice,funny and a swimmer. 你一定会喜欢我同事派崔克 他人好、风趣 还是个游泳高手 |
| [08:38.51] | I like swimmers' bodies. 我爱死游泳选手的体格了 |
| [08:40.41] | His dad made the magnetic strip on credit cards. 而且他老爸还发明了 信用卡背面的磁条 |
| [08:44.05] | I like credit cards! 我也爱死信用卡了 |
| [08:46.69] | I'm not bad at this! 我还蛮会当红娘的 |
| [08:48.52] | -What does he do? -He works in fine foods. 他是做什么的？ 他在美食部上班 |
| [08:51.39] | -You have a fine foods division? -It's a big company.... 你们公司有美食部？ 敝公司很大… |
| [08:55.96] | Now,wait a second. You make food and robots? 等等… 你们公司生产食物和机器人？ |
| [09:00.80] | No,the robots just work for them. 不是啦，机器人在那里工作 |
| [09:05.17] | All right,I'm going to work. 我要去工作了 |
| [09:07.78] | Does anybody have a problem with that? 有人有意见吗？ |
| [09:10.01] | Yeah,lady. I do! 小姐，我有意见 |
| [09:12.31] | I got a problem! 你想鸡蛋里挑骨头 |
| [09:13.61] | I'll give you a problem! 就别怪我不客气了 |
| [09:16.28] | What will you do? Fire me? 你想怎样？开除我？ |
| [09:18.22] | You bet your ass I'll fire you! 那还用说 |
| [09:20.92] | -See you later. -Thanks. 回头见 谢谢 |
| [09:28.36] | I should go. I've got a date. 我得走了，今晚有约会 |
| [09:31.00] | With who? 跟谁？ |
| [09:32.37] | You know the girl who lives in Poughkeepsie? 还记得那个住在 波启浦夕的女孩吗？ |
| [09:35.50] | Not her. 不是她 |
| [09:37.61] | This is someone else. 我又认识了一个女孩 |
| [09:39.61] | I can't decide between the two. 现在左右为难 |
| [09:42.41] | The one from Poughkeepsie,though two hours away,is pretty... 波启浦夕那个女孩虽然住得远 |
| [09:46.98] | ...really smart and a lot of fun. 但漂亮、聪明又有趣 |
| [09:49.65] | But this other girl, she lives right uptown. 但另一个女孩…就住在上城区 |
| [09:55.79] | She's just as pretty. 她也很漂亮 |
| [09:58.26] | I guess she's smart. 应该也蛮聪明的 |
| [10:00.90] | She's not fun. 但是无趣得要命 |
| [10:04.33] | If she's no fun, why date her at all? 那你为什么还要跟她约会？ |
| [10:07.50] | I want to give her a chance. She lives so close. 我想再给她一个机会 因为她家实在太近了 |
| [10:11.91] | And,at the end of the date, she said something that... 上次她说了一句话… |
| [10:16.58] | ...if she was kidding, was very funny. 若她在开玩笑就好笑到不行 |
| [10:19.81] | If she wasn't kidding,she's not fun. She's stupid and racist. 否则她不仅无聊、愚蠢 又有种族歧视 |
| [10:28.79] | How was your first day at the restaurant? 第一天在餐厅工作的 情况如何？ |
| [10:32.09] | Damn! 可恶 |
| [10:42.47] | What happened to your fancy jacket? 你的制服怎么了？ |
| [10:44.81] | They baked it. 被他们烤了 |
| [10:46.87] | I can't take this anymore. 我再也受不了了 |
| [10:48.18] | -I'm going to fire you tonight. -You got it. 我今晚就要开除你 没问题 |
| [10:52.11] | What are you doing? 你在干嘛？ |
| [10:53.68] | You're still on fire there. 你衣服上还有火星 |
| [10:57.52] | I think you got it! 你应该已经拍灭了吧 |
| [11:03.92] | Chandler,you have the best taste in men. 钱德，你对男人的品味一流 |
| [11:08.53] | Like father,like son. 虎父无犬子嘛 |
| [11:11.70] | Patrick and I had such a great time last night! 派崔克和我昨晚玩得好开心 |
| [11:14.84] | This could,maybe,get serious. 说不定能发展出一段 认真的感情 |
| [11:17.57] | I thought you weren't looking for serious. Just a fling? 认真的感情？ 你不是要露水姻缘吗？ |
| [11:21.58] | Well,you know,possibly. 有可能噢 |
| [11:26.78] | You didn't tell him that, though,right? 你没告诉他吧？ |
| [11:30.28] | 没…有 |
| [11:34.26] | You told this guy that I was looking for a fling? 你告诉他 我想找一段露水姻缘？ |
| [11:38.03] | -You don't tell him that! -Why not? 你怎么能告诉他？ 为什么不行？ |
| [11:40.56] | I'd be thrilled if some hot girl 若某个辣妹只想来段露水姻缘 我高兴都来不及… |
| [11:43.03] | I see. 我明白了 |
| [11:45.87] | You telling him I want a fling and me putting out... 你告诉他我不打算认真 |
| [11:49.27] | ...he's so going to get the wrong idea! 咱们第一次约会时 我又火力全开 他一定会误会的 |
| [11:56.58] | Joey,could you pass the cheese? 乔伊，把乳酪拿来好吗？ |
| [11:58.81] | 行 |
| [12:00.82] | I'd prefer you didn't call me Joey. 可不可不要叫我乔伊？ |
| [12:02.78] | I thought it might be fun to try out a cool nickname. 因为我帮自己 取了个超炫的外号 |
| [12:06.39] | Hey,Dragon! 龙哥 |
| [12:09.29] | Here's your tips from Monday and Tuesday. 这是你这两天赚的小费 |
| [12:13.73] | There's $300 in this one. 天啊，有三百块耶 |
| [12:15.80] | People get generous around the holidays. 是啊 过节时客人总是特别大方 |
| [12:18.43] | And it never hurts to wear tight trousers. 穿紧身裤的效果更是棒到不行 |
| [12:24.27] | Could the waiters listen to the specials? 请服务生过来听听今晚的特餐 |
| [12:27.44] | There's Chilean sea bass with a mango relish 今晚有芒果腌鲈鱼… |
| [12:32.08] | Why is nobody writing these? 你们怎么都不做笔记？ |
| [12:33.78] | We can remember them. 我们用背的就行了 |
| [12:35.38] | Because you'll make up fake specials and make me cook them? 还是要随口乱诌好整我？ |
| [12:39.72] | Sure,that too. 那也行 |
| [12:43.82] | Forget the specials for a minute. Here's the thing.... 特餐的事先别说了 是这样的… |
| [12:49.66] | For the last two weeks I have... 过去两周... |
| [12:52.83] | ...tried hard to create a positive atmosphere. ...我试着想营造一个 愉快的工作环境 |
| [12:56.80] | Can't hear you! 听不到！ |
| [13:00.24] | Positive atmosphere. 愉快的工作环境 |
| [13:02.28] | But I've had it up to here. 但是我的气已经满到这里来了 |
| [13:08.52] | From now on, it is going to be my way... 从现在开始 不听我话的人... |
| [13:12.42] | ...or the highway. All right? ...就滚蛋 |
| [13:16.46] | Does anybody have a problem with that? 有人有意见吗？ |
| [13:28.00] | Hey,new guy. 菜鸟 |
| [13:30.17] | I said,does anybody have a problem with that? 我说有人有意见吗？ |
| [13:35.44] | No,ma'am. 没有 |
| [13:38.98] | He has a name. It's Dragon. 他有名字，他叫龙哥 |
| [13:43.22] | You want to know your name? Check your hat. 你想知道你的名字吗？ 看看你的帽子 |
| [13:46.45] | We did the hat,right? 我们有在帽子上写字吧？ |
| [13:50.22] | -What the hell just happened? -I am so sorry. 刚刚那是怎么回事？ 真的很抱歉 |
| [13:53.39] | I was going to do it. 我真的很想配合你 |
| [13:54.96] | But I was standing there with $327 in one hand... 但我一手拿着327块 |
| [13:58.80] | ...and $238 in the other. And I was thinking... 另一手拿着238块... |
| [14:02.34] | ...it's been a long time since I had... 我很久没拿到… |
| [14:06.17] | ...$327 plus $238! 327块加238块 这么多钱了 |
| [14:10.28] | We had a deal! It's why you're here. I've got to fire you! 我们说好的 我用你就是为了开除你 |
| [14:14.32] | And I got to pay rent! 但是我得付房租 |
| [14:19.25] | How about you don't fire me. 这样吧，你别开除我 |
| [14:21.22] | Instead,I stay. I gain their trust. 我留在这里争取他们的信任 |
| [14:24.06] | They'll listen to the nice things I say about you. 我说你的好话 他们就听得进去了 |
| [14:28.76] | What nice things? 什么好话？ |
| [14:30.26] | Nothing yet. They hate you, and I want to fit in. 还没有，他们讨厌死你了 我想跟他们打成一片 |
| [14:34.57] | Happy Hannukah,Chandler and Monica Merry,merry 钱德、摩妮卡，光明节快乐…圣诞… |
| [14:38.24] | You know what,Pheebs? 菲比，你知道吗？ |
| [14:41.34] | I'm not Jewish so.... 我不是犹太人，所以… |
| [14:43.78] | Ross doesn't decorate his tree with floss... 罗斯也不用牙线装饰圣诞树 |
| [14:47.15] | ...but he's not complaining. 你有听到他抱怨吗？ |
| [14:53.09] | Bad dream? 做恶梦啦？ |
| [14:55.42] | I wasn't sleeping. 我又没在睡觉 |
| [14:58.29] | What was Phoebe's song about? 是吗？ 那菲比刚刚在唱什么歌？ |
| [15:01.70] | It's the one with the cat. 在唱那首猫歌 |
| [15:05.97] | I got to go. I've got another date. 我得走了，又有约 |
| [15:09.54] | Did you pick one yet? 你决定要挑哪一个了吗？ |
| [15:11.24] | It turns out the one from uptown was making a joke. 没有，上城区那个女孩 那次的确在开玩笑 |
| [15:15.71] | It was a different joke. It wasn't that funny. 但是和我想像中的不同 而且没那么好笑 |
| [15:20.58] | So I'm still torn. 我还是左右为难 |
| [15:22.25] | You don't like the one from uptown. 你并不喜欢上城区那个女孩 |
| [15:24.45] | And you're exhausted from dating Poughkeepsie. 为了跟波启浦夕妞约会 又累得半死 |
| [15:27.55] | Just end them both! 把她们两个都甩了 |
| [15:29.59] | Go to Poughkeepsie and break up with her. 坐火车去波启浦夕跟她分手 |
| [15:32.46] | Then break up with uptown. 回程跟上城妞分手 |
| [15:34.50] | By the time you get home, you're done! 到家时一切都解决了 |
| [15:38.50] | You're right. Thank you. 你说得对，谢谢 |
| [15:41.47] | I had a similar problem when I lived in Prague. 我在布拉格也碰过这种问题 |
| [15:45.77] | -Prague? -So much you don't know. 布拉格？ 我的事你不知道的可多了 |
| [16:03.66] | Patrick just ended things with me. 派崔克刚刚跟我分手了 |
| [16:06.03] | Did you or didn't you tell him I wanted a serious relationship? 你有没有告诉他 我想认真谈段感情？ |
| [16:11.77] | I did! I absolutely did! 我有，我真的有 |
| [16:13.93] | You idiot! 你这个白痴 |
| [16:15.84] | I'm sure you're right. But why? 有道理，为什么？ |
| [16:18.84] | You don't tell a guy that you want a serious relationship. 千万不能告诉男人 你要谈段认真的感情 |
| [16:23.51] | Now you scared him away! 你把他吓跑了 |
| [16:25.61] | I am sorry. I am so sorry. 对不起… |
| [16:28.78] | You should never be allowed to talk to people! 应该禁止你跟别人说话 |
| [16:32.69] | I know,I know! 我知道… |
| [16:34.52] | Now I'm right back where I started. 我现在又回到原点了 |
| [16:37.86] | This sucks! 粉难过 |
| [16:39.53] | Being alone sucks! 孤孤单单的真难过 |
| [16:42.30] | You'll meet somebody. 你迟早会遇见意中人 |
| [16:44.47] | You're a great catch! 你棒呆了 |
| [16:46.60] | When I told those guys about you, I didn't have to lie once. 我跟同事形容你时 一句谎话都没说 |
| [16:52.77] | Really? 真的吗？ |
| [16:55.38] | You graduated magna cum laude,right? 你毕业时 有拿优秀毕业生奖吧？ |
| [17:00.01] | It doesn't matter. 没有 不要紧 |
| [17:04.49] | I got tickets to the Ranger game. You want to come with me? 我有两张今晚球赛的门票 要不要跟我去看？ |
| [17:09.62] | Cute guys in little shorts? 看猛男穿短裤满场飞？ |
| [17:11.99] | Sure. 当然要去 |
| [17:14.63] | Actually,it's a hockey team. Angry Canadians with no teeth. 今晚是冰上曲棍球赛 你只能看到 没牙的暴躁加拿大佬 |
| [17:19.57] | That sounds fun too. Thank you. 好像挺好玩的，谢谢 |
| [17:22.24] | Okay. |
| [17:27.24] | Have you ever been with a woman? 你有跟女人在一起过吗？ |
| [17:31.01] | What? What is the matter with you? 什么？ 你有毛病 |
| [17:34.92] | There is no good time to ask that question. 不管什么时候问这个问题 都会被人骂 |
| [17:42.02] | The station is Poughkeepsie. Poughkeepsie! 下一站是波启浦夕… |
| [17:47.86] | Ross? Ross? 罗斯？ 罗斯？ |
| [17:51.60] | Wake up! 醒醒 |
| [18:02.31] | I need more swordfish. 再拿点鱼来 |
| [18:05.31] | -Can you get me more swordfish? -I don't speak English. 能不能再拿点鱼来？ 我不讲英文 |
| [18:10.08] | -You just did. -I don't know what to tell you. 你刚讲的就是英文 这下我哑口无言了 |
| [18:14.86] | Fine. 好吧 |
| [18:24.67] | Okay. Very funny. 很幽默 |
| [18:29.20] | Let me out,please. 快放我出来 |
| [18:30.90] | Come on,I'm cold! 里面好冷 |
| [18:35.31] | And covered in marinara sauce! 而且全身都是酱汁 |
| [18:38.58] | Let me out! 放我出去 |
| [18:44.08] | You found that handle,did you? 找到把手啦？ |
| [18:48.26] | -It's not funny. -Well,that's not true. 不好笑 怎么不好笑？ |
| [18:53.46] | I'm a good person. And I'm a good chef. 我是个好人，也是个好厨师 |
| [18:56.93] | And I don't deserve to have marinara sauce all over me! 我不该被弄得全身都是酱汁 |
| [19:01.27] | If you want me to quit this bad then 若你们这么希望我辞职… |
| [19:05.11] | Chef Geller? 盖勒主厨 |
| [19:06.94] | You know that speech you made? 还记得那天你讲的那段话吗？ |
| [19:09.31] | I got a problem with it! 我有意见 |
| [19:14.01] | -You do? -You bet I do! 是吗？ 没错 |
| [19:17.15] | I just wasn't listening then, that's all. 只是我那时没专心听 |
| [19:22.36] | If you want a problem, I'll give you a problem! 你想鸡蛋里挑骨头 就别怪我不客气了 |
| [19:27.36] | What are you going to do? Fire me? 你想怎样？开除我？ |
| [19:29.83] | You bet I'll fire you! Get out of my kitchen! 那还用说，滚出我的厨房！ |
| [19:33.97] | Get out! 滚！ |
| [19:38.91] | All right. 这才像话 |
| [19:40.97] | Anybody else got a problem? 还有谁有意见？ |
| [19:43.24] | How about you,chuckles? 你没有意见？ |
| [19:45.75] | You think this is funny now? 你现在还觉得好笑吗？ |
| [19:49.62] | What if I dance covered in sauce? You think it's funny? 我全身沾满酱汁跳舞… 好不好笑？ |
| [19:55.12] | No,it's really good. 不，你跳得很好 |
| [19:58.16] | Take those salads to table four. 沙拉送去给四号桌的客人 |
| [20:01.16] | And you,get the swordfish! 你去帮我拿鱼 |
| [20:03.16] | And you! 还有你… |
| [20:04.83] | Get a haircut! 去剪头发 |
| [20:09.44] | Last stop,Montreal. The stop is Montreal! 终点站蒙特娄… |
| [20:17.14] | What? 什么？ |
| [20:22.98] | I bet myself that you had beautiful eyes. 我跟自己打赌 赌你有一对美目 |
| [20:26.62] | Now that I see them,I win! 看来…我赢了 |
| [20:34.53] | We're at my stop. Would you like to have coffee? 我要在这站下车 你想不想喝杯咖啡？ |
| [20:41.94] | Are we really in Montreal? 我们真的在蒙特娄吗？ |
| [20:44.10] | Yes,we are. 对 |
| [20:45.97] | So coffee? 想不想喝咖啡？ |
| [20:49.21] | Coffee sounds great. 好主意 |
| [20:53.38] | Wait. 等等 |
| [20:54.88] | So you live in Montreal? 你住在蒙特娄？ |
| [20:57.05] | No,but it's only a two-hour ferry ride to Nova Scotia. 不，我住新斯科细亚省 坐渡轮两小时就到了 |
| [21:04.19] | I should have thought about my wife and kids... 在我顶嘴之前 |
| [21:07.06] | ...before I talked back to Chef Geller. 真该想想家中妻小 |
| [21:12.03] | It will be a lean Christmas at the Dragon house this year. 谢了 看来咱们龙府今年得过个 冷飕飕的圣诞节 |
| [21:19.37] | Enough! 够了 |
| [21:22.18] | Lean,lean,lean! 冷飕飕啊 |
| [21:27.18] | So this is a very special holiday song... 接下来是我为... |
| [21:30.62] | ...that I wrote for some very important people to me. ...几位好朋友 写的圣诞歌 |
| [21:37.32] | Went to the store Sat on Santa's lap 我去店里坐在圣诞老公公膝头 |
| [21:40.69] | Asked him to bring my friends All kinds of crap 要他送堆礼物给我朋友 |
| [21:45.53] | Said all you need is To write them a song 他说你只需要帮他们写首歌 |
| [21:49.34] | Now you haven't heard it yet So don't try to sing along 这首歌你们没听过 别想跟着我唱 |
| [21:54.04] | No,don't sing along 不要跟我唱 |
| [21:57.18] | Monica,Monica 摩妮卡… |
| [22:00.25] | Have a happy Hannukah 光明节快乐 |
| [22:04.75] | Saw Santa Claus 我看到圣诞老公公 |
| [22:07.49] | He said hello to Ross 他要我跟罗斯说哈罗 |
| [22:12.09] | And please tell Joey 请告诉乔伊 |
| [22:15.26] | Christmas will be snowy 圣诞节将瑞雪纷飞 |
| [22:20.03] | And Rachel and Chandler 还有瑞秋和钱德… |
| [22:28.34] | Happy holidays,everybody! 祝各位佳节快乐 |
| [00:04.80] | Sorry I' m late. Did I miss anything? bao qian chi dao le you cuo guo shen me jing cai hao xi ma? |
| [00:06.90] | Joey stuffing fifteen Oreos in his mouth. qiao yi zai zui li sai le 15 pian bing gan |
| [00:10.97] | Fifteen? 15 pian? |
| [00:12.21] | Your personal best! shua xin ge ren ji lu o |
| [00:19.05] | Where were you? ni dao na er qu le? |
| [00:20.65] | On a date. yue hui |
| [00:21.82] | I met this girl on a train going to a museum upstate. wo qu guang bo wu guan zai huo che shang ren shi le yi ge nv hai |
| [00:24.65] | Which museum? How' d you meet her? na jian bo wu guan? ni shi zen me ren shi ta de? |
| [00:27.89] | No. Answer his. hui da ta de wen ti bi jiao hao |
| [00:30.69] | We were at the back of the train. wo men zuo zai che xiang zui hou mian |
| [00:33.13] | I sat near the door so she' d have to pass by me... wo de zuo wei kao men |
| [00:36.73] | ... if she wanted to switch cars. She was totally at my mercy. ta yao huan che de hua de xian jing guo wo ta de ren you wo bai bu |
| [00:40.90] | Were you so late because you were burying this woman? ni chi dao shi yin wei zai mai ta de shi ti ma? |
| [00:44.57] | I' m late because she lives in Poughkeepsie. wo chi dao shi yin wei ta zhu zai bo qi pu xi |
| [00:47.14] | She seems great, but she' s two and a half hours away. ta ren hen hao, ke xi zhu de tai yuan |
| [00:50.81] | How can she be great if she' s from Poughkeepsie? ta shi bo qi pu xi ren zen me ke neng hao dao na er qu? |
| [00:55.42] | That joke would have killed in Albany. zhe ge xiao hua zai ai er ban ni hui bo de man tang cai |
| [00:58.75] | Done! I did it. cheng gong! |
| [01:01.49] | Who' s stupid now? hai jue de wo shi ge sha dan ma? |
| [01:05.79] | The One with the Girl From Poughkeepsie ben ji bo chu: luan dian yuan yang pu |
| [00:00.00] | |
| [01:53.27] | Look! They' re lighting the big Christmas tree tonight. kan, jin tian shi sheng dan shu de dian deng zhi ye |
| [01:56.38] | That paper is two weeks old. na shi liang zhou qian de bao zhi ye |
| [02:00.15] | Who keeps leaving old newspapers in the trash? shi shui lao shi ba jiu bao zhi diu zai la ji tong li de? |
| [02:05.55] | I really wanted to take Kathy to this. ren jia hao xiang dai kai xi qu kan |
| [02:08.42] | At least you have somebody to miss stuff with. zhi shao ni hai you ban he ni yi qi cuo guo |
| [02:12.23] | I hate being alone this time of year. wo tao yan guo jie shi gu ling ling de |
| [02:14.46] | Next it' s Valentine' s Day... qing ren jie |
| [02:16.56] | ... then my birthday, then bang! wo de ri sheng zhuan yan jiu dao ran hou |
| [02:18.77] | Before you know it, they' re lighting that damn tree again. ta men you yao dian liang na ke tao yan de sheng dan shu |
| [02:22.80] | I want somebody! wo xiang zhao ge ban |
| [02:28.31] | You know, I want a man! wo xiang zhao ge nan ren |
| [02:35.78] | It doesn' t even have to be a big relationship. Just a fling! wo bu xiang tan hong hong lie lie de lian ai lai duan lu shui yin yuan jiu hao le |
| [02:40.32] | I didn' t think girls ever just wanted a fling. mei xiang dao ni ye xiang yao lu shui yin yuan |
| [02:43.66] | Let me tell you, it' s been a long time since I' ve been flung. gao su ni, wo que shui que de ke jiu le |
| [02:49.10] | I know what I' m giving you for Christmas. na wo zhi dao sheng dan jie yao song ni shen me le |
| [02:55.10] | There are nice guys in my office. Want me to set you up? wo you ji ge tong shi ting bu cuo de yao bu yao bang ni jie shao yi xia? |
| [02:59.27] | I' ve been single a long time. Why haven' t you offered before? wo dan shen le hao yi zhen zi ni yi qian zen me mei ti chu zhe ge jian yi? |
| [03:03.71] | I have a girlfriend. I' m happy. wo xian zai you nv peng you, hen kuai le |
| [03:06.85] | I no longer go out of my way to stop others from being happy. bu xu yao zai chu xin ji lv po huai bie ren de hao shi |
| [03:12.55] | Okay. hao |
| [03:14.22] | No accountants. wo bu yao kuai ji shi |
| [03:15.56] | And no one from " legal." I don' t like boring jobs. ye bu yao fa lv bu men de ren wo bu xi huan gong zuo wu liao de nan ren |
| [03:19.16] | And Ross was what? A lion tamer? nan bu cheng luo si shi xun shou shi ma? |
| [03:26.77] | What' s wrong, Mon? zen me hui shi? |
| [03:28.50] | Everybody at work still hates me. can ting li de ren hai shi ba wo shi wei yan zhong ding |
| [03:30.41] | Is it because of the review you wrote or something new? shi yin wei ni xie de ping lun hai shi you xin de yuan yin? |
| [03:34.61] | It' s the review. yi ding shi yin wei na pian ping lun |
| [03:37.18] | I was making headway. wo hai yi wei jian ru jia jing |
| [03:38.58] | Everyone was smiling at me, and then I get off work... da jia dou chong zhe wo wei xiao xia ban hou cai fa xian |
| [03:42.02] | ... and find out they wrote this on my chef' s hat. ta men zai wo mao zi shang xie le zhe ge |
| [03:46.45] | " biao zi, kuai ci zhi!" |
| [03:48.92] | Maybe they meant to write " Quiet, Bitch." ye xu ta men xiang xie de shi " biao zi, kuai zhu zui" |
| [03:58.13] | What' s the matter? zen me le? |
| [04:00.67] | Fine! Just trying to be nice. gan ma? huo qi zhe me da |
| [04:05.07] | I haven' t been picked on this much since kindergarten. wo you zhi yuan bi ye hou jiu mei shou guo zhe deng niao qi |
| [04:08.24] | And they brought in someone from junior high to do the seesaw with me. dang shi ta men zhao le ge gao zhong sheng lai gen wo wan qiao qiao ban |
| [04:18.25] | They' re trying to make me quit. If it were any other job, I would. ta men wu suo bu yong qi ji de xiang bi wo ci zhi huan zuo shi bie de gong zuo wo zao jiu bu gan le |
| [04:22.16] | But I' ve waited for this my whole life. dan wo deng dang zhu chu deng le da ban bei zi |
| [04:24.76] | Wait, you' re the boss. Yell at them. Or fire them! deng deng, ni shi lao da ni wei shi me bu hou ta men huo gan cui chao le ta men? |
| [04:28.83] | I would love to, but I can' t. I' m not good at confrontation. wo ye hen xiang zhe yang dan wo zui bu hui chu li chong tu chang mian |
| [04:33.47] | You know what you can do? ni zhi dao ni yao zen me zuo? |
| [04:34.94] | I read about this director, Orson Welles... ming dao ao sen wei er si zai pian zi kai pai qian |
| [04:38.44] | ... who, at the beginning, would hire somebody just to fire them. dou hui ke yi hua qian qing yi ge ren |
| [04:42.68] | Then they would all know who was boss. wei de jiu shi dang zhe da jia de mian kai chu ta hao sha ji jing hou |
| [04:47.35] | I' m not doing anything. Why not fire me? wo fan zheng mei shi ni gan cui kai chu wo suan le |
| [04:51.95] | It' s a good idea. Can you waiter? hao zhu yi ni zhi dao zen me dang fu wu sheng ma? |
| [04:54.69] | Good enough to get fired. fan zheng ni yao kai chu wo guan na me duo gan ma |
| [04:57.53] | All right. You' re hired! hao, wo jue ding yong ni le |
| [05:01.76] | That' s why I got fired last week! Does Orson Welles direct commercials? nan guai wo shang ge li bai bei kai chu ao sen wei er si dao bu dao guang gao pian? |
| [05:11.97] | Yes. you |
| [05:23.12] | I say, Drew? Are you seeing anybody right now? de lu, ni you zai gen shui jiao wang ma? |
| [05:26.65] | I' m not asking for me. wo bu shi bang wo zi ji wen la |
| [05:29.96] | I' m not gay. I' m not asking you out. wo bu shi tong zhi, bu shi zai yue ni |
| [05:32.49] | I' m not gay. wo bu shi tong zhi |
| [05:34.66] | I didn' t think you were gay. wo yi qian mei ba ni dang tong zhi bu guo xian zai jue de you dian xiang |
| [05:36.80] | I do now. |
| [05:40.97] | My friend, Rachel, wants to be set up. wo peng you rui qiu xi wang wo bang ta jie shao ge nan ren |
| [05:44.11] | I just got out of a big relationship. wo cai gang gang gen qian nv you fen shou |
| [05:46.77] | I' m not looking to get serious. hai mei zhun bei hao yao tan gan qing |
| [05:48.94] | That' s okay. A fling might be all right with her. jiu suan zhi shi chun feng yi du ye mei guan xi rui qiu bu hui you yi jian de |
| [05:52.48] | Is this " Hot Rachel" that you took to the Christmas Party? deng deng ni shuo de shi lai can jia ye dan pai dui de huo la rui qiu ma? |
| [05:57.29] | By the way, that is her full name. mei cuo, na jiu shi ta de ben ming |
| [06:00.29] | Wow! I' m free for her. wo you kong, bang wo jie shao yi xia ba |
| [06:02.19] | Wait, I didn' t say I wasn' t free. deng deng, wo you mei shuo wo mei kong |
| [06:05.63] | Let' s talk it over at the Ranger game. zhe yang ba, zan men bian kan qiu sai bian liao |
| [06:08.30] | Hold on. I just got a box of Cubans. wo you yi he gu ba xue jia |
| [06:11.30] | I' ll bring them by your office at five. wo wu dian zhong na dao ni ban gong shi qu |
| [06:14.70] | That' s a little later than I usually stay, but sure. wo ping chang bu hui dai dao zhe me wan bu guo ke yi po ge li |
| [06:19.07] | Before the game, we could enjoy some eightyearold Basil Haydens. zan men zai kan qiu sai zhi qian ke yi xian he shang liang bei chen nian hai deng wei shi ji |
| [06:23.68] | I don' t know what that is, but that' s a pretty nice jacket. tian xiao de na shi shen me dong dong bu guo ni de wai tao wo kan le ting shun yan de |
| [06:32.69] | Kind of like that tie too. ling dai ye bu cuo |
| [06:37.99] | Keep your pants on, man. ku zi jiu bu bi le |
| [06:46.50] | I' m writing a holiday song for everyone. Do you want to hear it? wo wei da jia xie le shou sheng dan ge xiang bu xiang ting? |
| [06:56.24] | Happy Hanukkah, Monica mo ni ka, guang ming jie kuai le |
| [07:01.52] | May your Christmas be snowy, Joey qiao yi, yuan ni sheng dan jie rui xue fen fei |
| [07:05.29] | Happy New Year, Chandler and Ross qian de luo si, xin nian kuai le |
| [07:08.02] | Spin the dreidel, Rachel rui qiu, kuai lai wan tuo luo |
| [07:15.00] | Pheebs, that' s great! zhen hao ting |
| [07:16.76] | But you know, Rachel doesn' t rhyme with dreidel. dan shi rui qiu gen tuo luo bu ya yun |
| [07:21.27] | I know, but it' s so hard. Nothing rhymes with your stupid name! wo zhi dao dan shi yao zhao gen ni na ben ming zi ya yun de dong xi tai nan le |
| [07:26.31] | What are you talking about? Lots of things rhyme with Rachel: gen rui qiu ya yun de zi duo de hen |
| [07:29.48] | Bagel, mail, jail, bail, cable. ru bei guo xin jian jian yu bao shi jin di si tai |
| [07:34.02] | Maypole. wu yue jie hua zhu |
| [07:36.78] | All good. Thanks. nei xie dou bu cuo, xie le |
| [07:40.39] | Do you, maybe, have a nickname that' s easier to rhyme? ni you mei you bi jiao rong yi ya yun de wai hao? |
| [07:44.23] | Didn' t your dad used to call you " Pumpkin"? ni ba yi qian bu shi chang jiao ni xiao nan gua ma? |
| [07:46.76] | Pumpkin? But did he ever call you " Budolph"? xiao nan gua bu cuo dan ta you mei you jiao guo ni bu dao fu? |
| [07:53.80] | Hello, children. da jia hao |
| [07:56.24] | Have I got the 50 guys for you! wo bang ni zhao le 50 ge hao nan ren |
| [08:00.07] | Really? I showed them your picture. wo bu guo ba ni de zhao pian liang gei ta men kan |
| [08:03.21] | Guys are throwing themselves at me and giving me stuff. ta men jiu qiong pai wo de ma pi qing wo he jiu, song wo dong xi |
| [08:06.38] | Knicks tonight? Where are the seats? jin wan xiang bu xiang kan ni ke dui de qiu sai? dang ran, di ji pai? |
| [08:08.42] | Wherever! I' ve got 20. sui ni tiao, wo you 20 zhang piao |
| [08:12.85] | Will I like any of these guys? wo hui xi huan ni bang wo tiao de nan ren ma? |
| [08:14.69] | You know, I' m going to... wo xiang... |
| [08:16.82] | ... play the field a little bit more. ... zai duo guan cha yi zhen zi qian de |
| [08:20.33] | Guys are signing over their 401 Ks to me. ta men dui wo jian zhi shi yi ge kou ling yi ge dong zuo |
| [08:24.60] | You work with robots? ni de tong shi dou shi ji qi ren a? |
| [08:31.14] | Yes. dui |
| [08:33.91] | One guy, Patrick, you' ll like him. He' s nice, funny and a swimmer. ni yi ding hui xi huan wo tong shi pai cui ke ta ren hao feng qu hai shi ge you yong gao shou |
| [08:38.51] | I like swimmers' bodies. wo ai si you yong xuan shou de ti ge le |
| [08:40.41] | His dad made the magnetic strip on credit cards. er qie ta lao ba hai fa ming liao xin yong ka bei mian di ci tiao |
| [08:44.05] | I like credit cards! wo ye ai si xin yong ka le |
| [08:46.69] | I' m not bad at this! wo hai man hui dang hong niang de |
| [08:48.52] | What does he do? He works in fine foods. ta shi zuo shi mo de? ta zai mei shi bu shang ban |
| [08:51.39] | You have a fine foods division? It' s a big company.... ni men gong si you mei shi bu? bi gong si hen da |
| [08:55.96] | Now, wait a second. You make food and robots? deng deng ni men gong si sheng chan shi wu he ji qi ren? |
| [09:00.80] | No, the robots just work for them. bu shi la, ji qi ren zai na li gong zuo |
| [09:05.17] | All right, I' m going to work. wo yao qu gong zuo le |
| [09:07.78] | Does anybody have a problem with that? you ren you yi jian ma? |
| [09:10.01] | Yeah, lady. I do! xiao jie, wo you yi jian |
| [09:12.31] | I got a problem! ni xiang ji dan li tiao gu tou |
| [09:13.61] | I' ll give you a problem! jiu bie guai wo bu ke qi le |
| [09:16.28] | What will you do? Fire me? ni xiang zen yang? kai chu wo? |
| [09:18.22] | You bet your ass I' ll fire you! na hai yong shuo |
| [09:20.92] | See you later. Thanks. hui tou jian xie xie |
| [09:28.36] | I should go. I' ve got a date. wo de zou le, jin wan you yue hui |
| [09:31.00] | With who? gen shui? |
| [09:32.37] | You know the girl who lives in Poughkeepsie? hai ji de na ge zhu zai bo qi pu xi de nv hai ma? |
| [09:35.50] | Not her. bu shi ta |
| [09:37.61] | This is someone else. wo you ren shi le yi ge nv hai |
| [09:39.61] | I can' t decide between the two. xian zai zuo you wei nan |
| [09:42.41] | The one from Poughkeepsie, though two hours away, is pretty... bo qi pu xi na ge nv hai sui ran zhu de yuan |
| [09:46.98] | ... really smart and a lot of fun. dan piao liang cong ming you you qu |
| [09:49.65] | But this other girl, she lives right uptown. dan ling yi ge nv hai jiu zhu zai shang cheng qu |
| [09:55.79] | She' s just as pretty. ta ye hen piao liang |
| [09:58.26] | I guess she' s smart. ying gai ye man cong ming de |
| [10:00.90] | She' s not fun. dan shi wu qu de yao ming |
| [10:04.33] | If she' s no fun, why date her at all? na ni wei shi me hai yao gen ta yue hui? |
| [10:07.50] | I want to give her a chance. She lives so close. wo xiang zai gei ta yi ge ji hui yin wei ta jia shi zai tai jin le |
| [10:11.91] | And, at the end of the date, she said something that... shang ci ta shuo le yi ju hua |
| [10:16.58] | ... if she was kidding, was very funny. ruo ta zai kai wan xiao jiu hao xiao dao bu xing |
| [10:19.81] | If she wasn' t kidding, she' s not fun. She' s stupid and racist. fou ze ta bu jin wu liao yu chun you you zhong zu qi shi |
| [10:28.79] | How was your first day at the restaurant? di yi tian zai can ting gong zuo de qing kuang ru he? |
| [10:32.09] | Damn! ke wu |
| [10:42.47] | What happened to your fancy jacket? ni de zhi fu zen me le? |
| [10:44.81] | They baked it. bei ta men kao le |
| [10:46.87] | I can' t take this anymore. wo zai ye shou bu liao le |
| [10:48.18] | I' m going to fire you tonight. You got it. wo jin wan jiu yao kai chu ni mei wen ti |
| [10:52.11] | What are you doing? ni zai gan ma? |
| [10:53.68] | You' re still on fire there. ni yi fu shang hai you huo xing |
| [10:57.52] | I think you got it! ni ying gai yi jing pai mie le ba |
| [11:03.92] | Chandler, you have the best taste in men. qian de, ni dui nan ren de pin wei yi liu |
| [11:08.53] | Like father, like son. hu fu wu quan zi ma |
| [11:11.70] | Patrick and I had such a great time last night! pai cui ke he wo zuo wan wan de hao kai xin |
| [11:14.84] | This could, maybe, get serious. shuo bu ding neng fa zhan chu yi duan ren zhen de gan qing |
| [11:17.57] | I thought you weren' t looking for serious. Just a fling? ren zhen de gan qing? ni bu shi yao lu shui yin yuan ma? |
| [11:21.58] | Well, you know, possibly. you ke neng o |
| [11:26.78] | You didn' t tell him that, though, right? ni mei gao su ta ba? |
| [11:30.28] | mei you |
| [11:34.26] | You told this guy that I was looking for a fling? ni gao su ta wo xiang zhao yi duan lu shui yin yuan? |
| [11:38.03] | You don' t tell him that! Why not? ni zen me neng gao su ta? wei shi me bu xing? |
| [11:40.56] | I' d be thrilled if some hot girl ruo mou ge la mei zhi xiang lai duan lu shui yin yuan wo gao xing dou lai bu ji |
| [11:43.03] | I see. wo ming bai le |
| [11:45.87] | You telling him I want a fling and me putting out... ni gao su ta wo bu da suan ren zhen |
| [11:49.27] | ... he' s so going to get the wrong idea! zan men di yi ci yue hui shi wo you huo li quan kai ta yi ding hui wu hui de |
| [11:56.58] | Joey, could you pass the cheese? qiao yi, ba ru lao na lai hao ma? |
| [11:58.81] | |
| [12:00.82] | I' d prefer you didn' t call me Joey. ke bu ke bu yao jiao wo qiao yi? |
| [12:02.78] | I thought it might be fun to try out a cool nickname. yin wei wo bang zi ji qu le ge chao xuan de wai hao |
| [12:06.39] | Hey, Dragon! long ge |
| [12:09.29] | Here' s your tips from Monday and Tuesday. zhe shi ni zhe liang tian zhuan de xiao fei |
| [12:13.73] | There' s 300 in this one. tian a, you san bai kuai ye |
| [12:15.80] | People get generous around the holidays. shi a guo jie shi ke ren zong shi te bie da fang |
| [12:18.43] | And it never hurts to wear tight trousers. chuan jin shen ku de xiao guo geng shi bang dao bu xing |
| [12:24.27] | Could the waiters listen to the specials? qing fu wu sheng guo lai ting ting jin wan de te can |
| [12:27.44] | There' s Chilean sea bass with a mango relish jin wan you mang guo yan lu yu |
| [12:32.08] | Why is nobody writing these? ni men zen me dou bu zuo bi ji? |
| [12:33.78] | We can remember them. wo men yong bei de jiu xing le |
| [12:35.38] | Because you' ll make up fake specials and make me cook them? hai shi yao sui kou luan zhou hao zheng wo? |
| [12:39.72] | Sure, that too. na ye xing |
| [12:43.82] | Forget the specials for a minute. Here' s the thing.... te can de shi xian bie shuo le shi zhe yang de |
| [12:49.66] | For the last two weeks I have... guo qu liang zhou... |
| [12:52.83] | ... tried hard to create a positive atmosphere. ... wo shi zhuo xiang ying zao yi ge yu kuai de gong zuo huan jing |
| [12:56.80] | Can' t hear you! ting bu dao! |
| [13:00.24] | Positive atmosphere. yu kuai de gong zuo huan jing |
| [13:02.28] | But I' ve had it up to here. dan shi wo de qi yi jing man dao zhe li lai le |
| [13:08.52] | From now on, it is going to be my way... cong xian zai kai shi bu ting wo hua de ren... |
| [13:12.42] | ... or the highway. All right? ... jiu gun dan |
| [13:16.46] | Does anybody have a problem with that? you ren you yi jian ma? |
| [13:28.00] | Hey, new guy. cai niao |
| [13:30.17] | I said, does anybody have a problem with that? wo shuo you ren you yi jian ma? |
| [13:35.44] | No, ma' am. mei you |
| [13:38.98] | He has a name. It' s Dragon. ta you ming zi, ta jiao long ge |
| [13:43.22] | You want to know your name? Check your hat. ni xiang zhi dao ni de ming zi ma? kan kan ni de mao zi |
| [13:46.45] | We did the hat, right? wo men you zai mao zi shang xie zi ba? |
| [13:50.22] | What the hell just happened? I am so sorry. gang gang na shi zen me hui shi? zhen de hen bao qian |
| [13:53.39] | I was going to do it. wo zhen de hen xiang pei he ni |
| [13:54.96] | But I was standing there with 327 in one hand... dan wo yi shou na zhe 327 kuai |
| [13:58.80] | ... and 238 in the other. And I was thinking... ling yi shou na zhe 238 kuai... |
| [14:02.34] | ... it' s been a long time since I had... wo hen jiu mei na dao |
| [14:06.17] | ... 327 plus 238! 327 kuai jia 238 kuai zhe me duo qian le |
| [14:10.28] | We had a deal! It' s why you' re here. I' ve got to fire you! wo men shuo hao de wo yong ni jiu shi wei le kai chu ni |
| [14:14.32] | And I got to pay rent! dan shi wo de fu fang zu |
| [14:19.25] | How about you don' t fire me. zhe yang ba, ni bie kai chu wo |
| [14:21.22] | Instead, I stay. I gain their trust. wo liu zai zhe li zheng qu ta men de xin ren |
| [14:24.06] | They' ll listen to the nice things I say about you. wo shuo ni de hao hua ta men jiu ting de jin qu le |
| [14:28.76] | What nice things? shen me hao hua? |
| [14:30.26] | Nothing yet. They hate you, and I want to fit in. hai mei you, ta men tao yan si ni le wo xiang gen ta men da cheng yi pian |
| [14:34.57] | Happy Hannukah, Chandler and Monica Merry, merry qian de mo ni ka, guang ming jie kuai le sheng dan |
| [14:38.24] | You know what, Pheebs? fei bi, ni zhi dao ma? |
| [14:41.34] | I' m not Jewish so.... wo bu shi you tai ren, suo yi |
| [14:43.78] | Ross doesn' t decorate his tree with floss... luo si ye bu yong ya xian zhuang shi sheng dan shu |
| [14:47.15] | ... but he' s not complaining. ni you ting dao ta bao yuan ma? |
| [14:53.09] | Bad dream? zuo e meng la? |
| [14:55.42] | I wasn' t sleeping. wo you mei zai shui jiao |
| [14:58.29] | What was Phoebe' s song about? shi ma? na fei bi gang gang zai chang shen me ge? |
| [15:01.70] | It' s the one with the cat. zai chang na shou mao ge |
| [15:05.97] | I got to go. I' ve got another date. wo de zou le, you you yue |
| [15:09.54] | Did you pick one yet? ni jue ding yao tiao na yi ge le ma? |
| [15:11.24] | It turns out the one from uptown was making a joke. mei you, shang cheng qu na ge nv hai na ci di que zai kai wan xiao |
| [15:15.71] | It was a different joke. It wasn' t that funny. dan shi he wo xiang xiang zhong de bu tong er qie mei na me hao xiao |
| [15:20.58] | So I' m still torn. wo hai shi zuo you wei nan |
| [15:22.25] | You don' t like the one from uptown. ni bing bu xi huan shang cheng qu na ge nv hai |
| [15:24.45] | And you' re exhausted from dating Poughkeepsie. wei le gen bo qi pu xi niu yue hui you lei de ban si |
| [15:27.55] | Just end them both! ba ta men liang ge dou shuai le |
| [15:29.59] | Go to Poughkeepsie and break up with her. zuo huo che qu bo qi pu xi gen ta fen shou |
| [15:32.46] | Then break up with uptown. hui cheng gen shang cheng niu fen shou |
| [15:34.50] | By the time you get home, you' re done! dao jia shi yi qie dou jie jue le |
| [15:38.50] | You' re right. Thank you. ni shuo de dui, xie xie |
| [15:41.47] | I had a similar problem when I lived in Prague. wo zai bu la ge ye peng guo zhe zhong wen ti |
| [15:45.77] | Prague? So much you don' t know. bu la ge? wo de shi ni bu zhi dao de ke duo le |
| [16:03.66] | Patrick just ended things with me. pai cui ke gang gang gen wo fen shou le |
| [16:06.03] | Did you or didn' t you tell him I wanted a serious relationship? ni you mei you gao su ta wo xiang ren zhen tan duan gan qing? |
| [16:11.77] | I did! I absolutely did! wo you, wo zhen de you |
| [16:13.93] | You idiot! ni zhe ge bai chi |
| [16:15.84] | I' m sure you' re right. But why? you dao li, wei shi me? |
| [16:18.84] | You don' t tell a guy that you want a serious relationship. qian wan bu neng gao su nan ren ni yao tan duan ren zhen de gan qing |
| [16:23.51] | Now you scared him away! ni ba ta xia pao le |
| [16:25.61] | I am sorry. I am so sorry. dui bu qi |
| [16:28.78] | You should never be allowed to talk to people! ying gai jin zhi ni gen bie ren shuo hua |
| [16:32.69] | I know, I know! wo zhi dao |
| [16:34.52] | Now I' m right back where I started. wo xian zai you hui dao yuan dian le |
| [16:37.86] | This sucks! fen nan guo |
| [16:39.53] | Being alone sucks! gu gu dan dan di zhen nan guo |
| [16:42.30] | You' ll meet somebody. ni chi zao hui yu jian yi zhong ren |
| [16:44.47] | You' re a great catch! ni bang dai le |
| [16:46.60] | When I told those guys about you, I didn' t have to lie once. wo gen tong shi xing rong ni shi yi ju huang hua dou mei shuo |
| [16:52.77] | Really? zhen de ma? |
| [16:55.38] | You graduated magna cum laude, right? ni bi ye shi you na you xiu bi ye sheng jiang ba? |
| [17:00.01] | It doesn' t matter. mei you bu yao jin |
| [17:04.49] | I got tickets to the Ranger game. You want to come with me? wo you liang zhang jin wan qiu sai de men piao yao bu yao gen wo qu kan? |
| [17:09.62] | Cute guys in little shorts? kan meng nan chuan duan ku man chang fei? |
| [17:11.99] | Sure. dang ran yao qu |
| [17:14.63] | Actually, it' s a hockey team. Angry Canadians with no teeth. jin wan shi bing shang qu gun qiu sai ni zhi neng kan dao mei ya de bao zao jia na da lao |
| [17:19.57] | That sounds fun too. Thank you. hao xiang ting hao wan de, xie xie |
| [17:22.24] | Okay. |
| [17:27.24] | Have you ever been with a woman? ni you gen nv ren zai yi qi guo ma? |
| [17:31.01] | What? What is the matter with you? shen me? ni you mao bing |
| [17:34.92] | There is no good time to ask that question. bu guan shen me shi hou wen zhe ge wen ti dou hui bei ren ma |
| [17:42.02] | The station is Poughkeepsie. Poughkeepsie! xia yi zhan shi bo qi pu xi |
| [17:47.86] | Ross? Ross? luo si? luo si? |
| [17:51.60] | Wake up! xing xing |
| [18:02.31] | I need more swordfish. zai na dian yu lai |
| [18:05.31] | Can you get me more swordfish? I don' t speak English. neng bu neng zai na dian yu lai? wo bu jiang ying wen |
| [18:10.08] | You just did. I don' t know what to tell you. ni gang jiang de jiu shi ying wen zhe xia wo ya kou wu yan le |
| [18:14.86] | Fine. hao ba |
| [18:24.67] | Okay. Very funny. hen you mo |
| [18:29.20] | Let me out, please. kuai fang wo chu lai |
| [18:30.90] | Come on, I' m cold! li mian hao leng |
| [18:35.31] | And covered in marinara sauce! er qie quan shen dou shi jiang zhi |
| [18:38.58] | Let me out! fang wo chu qu |
| [18:44.08] | You found that handle, did you? zhao dao ba shou la? |
| [18:48.26] | It' s not funny. Well, that' s not true. bu hao xiao zen me bu hao xiao? |
| [18:53.46] | I' m a good person. And I' m a good chef. wo shi ge hao ren, ye shi ge hao chu shi |
| [18:56.93] | And I don' t deserve to have marinara sauce all over me! wo bu gai bei nong de quan shen dou shi jiang zhi |
| [19:01.27] | If you want me to quit this bad then ruo ni men zhe me xi wang wo ci zhi |
| [19:05.11] | Chef Geller? gai lei zhu chu |
| [19:06.94] | You know that speech you made? hai ji de na tian ni jiang de na duan hua ma? |
| [19:09.31] | I got a problem with it! wo you yi jian |
| [19:14.01] | You do? You bet I do! shi ma? mei cuo |
| [19:17.15] | I just wasn' t listening then, that' s all. zhi shi wo na shi mei zhuan xin ting |
| [19:22.36] | If you want a problem, I' ll give you a problem! ni xiang ji dan li tiao gu tou jiu bie guai wo bu ke qi le |
| [19:27.36] | What are you going to do? Fire me? ni xiang zen yang? kai chu wo? |
| [19:29.83] | You bet I' ll fire you! Get out of my kitchen! na hai yong shuo, gun chu wo de chu fang! |
| [19:33.97] | Get out! gun! |
| [19:38.91] | All right. zhe cai xiang hua |
| [19:40.97] | Anybody else got a problem? hai you shui you yi jian? |
| [19:43.24] | How about you, chuckles? ni mei you yi jian? |
| [19:45.75] | You think this is funny now? ni xian zai hai jue de hao xiao ma? |
| [19:49.62] | What if I dance covered in sauce? You think it' s funny? wo quan shen zhan man jiang zhi tiao wu hao bu hao xiao? |
| [19:55.12] | No, it' s really good. bu, ni tiao de hen hao |
| [19:58.16] | Take those salads to table four. sha la song qu gei si hao zhuo de ke ren |
| [20:01.16] | And you, get the swordfish! ni qu bang wo na yu |
| [20:03.16] | And you! hai you ni |
| [20:04.83] | Get a haircut! qu jian tou fa |
| [20:09.44] | Last stop, Montreal. The stop is Montreal! zhong dian zhan meng te lou |
| [20:17.14] | What? shen me? |
| [20:22.98] | I bet myself that you had beautiful eyes. wo gen zi ji da du du ni you yi dui mei mu |
| [20:26.62] | Now that I see them, I win! kan lai wo ying le |
| [20:34.53] | We' re at my stop. Would you like to have coffee? wo yao zai zhe zhan xia che ni xiang bu xiang he bei ka fei? |
| [20:41.94] | Are we really in Montreal? wo men zhen de zai meng te lou ma? |
| [20:44.10] | Yes, we are. dui |
| [20:45.97] | So coffee? xiang bu xiang he ka fei? |
| [20:49.21] | Coffee sounds great. hao zhu yi |
| [20:53.38] | Wait. deng deng |
| [20:54.88] | So you live in Montreal? ni zhu zai meng te lou? |
| [20:57.05] | No, but it' s only a twohour ferry ride to Nova Scotia. bu, wo zhu xin si ke xi ya sheng zuo du lun liang xiao shi jiu dao le |
| [21:04.19] | I should have thought about my wife and kids... zai wo ding zui zhi qian |
| [21:07.06] | ... before I talked back to Chef Geller. zhen gai xiang xiang jia zhong qi xiao |
| [21:12.03] | It will be a lean Christmas at the Dragon house this year. xie le kan lai zan men long fu jin nian de guo ge leng sou sou de sheng dan jie |
| [21:19.37] | Enough! gou le |
| [21:22.18] | Lean, lean, lean! leng sou sou a |
| [21:27.18] | So this is a very special holiday song... jie xia lai shi wo wei... |
| [21:30.62] | ... that I wrote for some very important people to me. ... ji wei hao peng you xie de sheng dan ge |
| [21:37.32] | Went to the store Sat on Santa' s lap wo qu dian li zuo zai sheng dan lao gong gong xi tou |
| [21:40.69] | Asked him to bring my friends All kinds of crap yao ta song dui li wu gei wo peng you |
| [21:45.53] | Said all you need is To write them a song ta shuo ni zhi xu yao bang ta men xie shou ge |
| [21:49.34] | Now you haven' t heard it yet So don' t try to sing along zhe shou ge ni men mei ting guo bie xiang gen zhe wo chang |
| [21:54.04] | No, don' t sing along bu yao gen wo chang |
| [21:57.18] | Monica, Monica mo ni ka |
| [22:00.25] | Have a happy Hannukah guang ming jie kuai le |
| [22:04.75] | Saw Santa Claus wo kan dao sheng dan lao gong gong |
| [22:07.49] | He said hello to Ross ta yao wo gen luo si shuo ha luo |
| [22:12.09] | And please tell Joey qing gao su qiao yi |
| [22:15.26] | Christmas will be snowy sheng dan jie jiang rui xue fen fei |
| [22:20.03] | And Rachel and Chandler hai you rui qiu he qian de |
| [22:28.34] | Happy holidays, everybody! zhu ge wei jia jie kuai le |
| [00:04.80] | Sorry I' m late. Did I miss anything? bào qiàn chí dào le yǒu cuò guò shén me jīng cǎi hǎo xì ma? |
| [00:06.90] | Joey stuffing fifteen Oreos in his mouth. qiáo yī zài zuǐ lǐ sāi le 15 piàn bǐng gān |
| [00:10.97] | Fifteen? 15 piàn? |
| [00:12.21] | Your personal best! shuā xīn gè rén jì lù ó |
| [00:19.05] | Where were you? nǐ dào nǎ ér qù le? |
| [00:20.65] | On a date. yuē huì |
| [00:21.82] | I met this girl on a train going to a museum upstate. wǒ qù guàng bó wù guǎn zài huǒ chē shàng rèn shi le yí gè nǚ hái |
| [00:24.65] | Which museum? How' d you meet her? nǎ jiān bó wù guǎn? nǐ shì zěn me rèn shi tā de? |
| [00:27.89] | No. Answer his. huí dá tā de wèn tí bǐ jiào hǎo |
| [00:30.69] | We were at the back of the train. wǒ men zuò zài chē xiāng zuì hòu miàn |
| [00:33.13] | I sat near the door so she' d have to pass by me... wǒ de zuò wèi kào mén |
| [00:36.73] | ... if she wanted to switch cars. She was totally at my mercy. tā yào huàn chē de huà dé xiān jīng guò wǒ tā dé rèn yóu wǒ bǎi bù |
| [00:40.90] | Were you so late because you were burying this woman? nǐ chí dào shì yīn wèi zài mái tā de shī tǐ ma? |
| [00:44.57] | I' m late because she lives in Poughkeepsie. wǒ chí dào shì yīn wèi tā zhù zài bō qǐ pǔ xī |
| [00:47.14] | She seems great, but she' s two and a half hours away. tā rén hěn hǎo, kě xī zhù dé tài yuǎn |
| [00:50.81] | How can she be great if she' s from Poughkeepsie? tā shì bō qǐ pǔ xī rén zěn me kě néng hǎo dào nǎ ér qù? |
| [00:55.42] | That joke would have killed in Albany. zhè gè xiào huà zài ài ěr bān ní huì bó dé mǎn táng cǎi |
| [00:58.75] | Done! I did it. chéng gōng! |
| [01:01.49] | Who' s stupid now? hái jué de wǒ shì gè shǎ dàn ma? |
| [01:05.79] | The One with the Girl From Poughkeepsie běn jí bō chū: luàn diǎn yuān yāng pǔ |
| [00:00.00] | |
| [01:53.27] | Look! They' re lighting the big Christmas tree tonight. kàn, jīn tiān shì shèng dàn shù de diǎn dēng zhī yè |
| [01:56.38] | That paper is two weeks old. nà shi liǎng zhōu qián de bào zhǐ yé |
| [02:00.15] | Who keeps leaving old newspapers in the trash? shì shuí lǎo shì bǎ jiù bào zhǐ diū zài lā jī tǒng lǐ de? |
| [02:05.55] | I really wanted to take Kathy to this. rén jiā hǎo xiǎng dài kǎi xī qù kàn |
| [02:08.42] | At least you have somebody to miss stuff with. zhì shǎo nǐ hái yǒu bàn hé nǐ yì qǐ cuò guò |
| [02:12.23] | I hate being alone this time of year. wǒ tǎo yàn guò jié shí gū líng líng de |
| [02:14.46] | Next it' s Valentine' s Day... qíng rén jié |
| [02:16.56] | ... then my birthday, then bang! wǒ de rì shēng zhuǎn yǎn jiù dào rán hòu |
| [02:18.77] | Before you know it, they' re lighting that damn tree again. tā men yòu yào diǎn liàng nà kē tǎo yàn de shèng dàn shù |
| [02:22.80] | I want somebody! wǒ xiǎng zhǎo gè bàn |
| [02:28.31] | You know, I want a man! wǒ xiǎng zhǎo gè nán rén |
| [02:35.78] | It doesn' t even have to be a big relationship. Just a fling! wǒ bù xiǎng tán hōng hōng liè liè de liàn ài lái duàn lù shuǐ yīn yuán jiù hǎo le |
| [02:40.32] | I didn' t think girls ever just wanted a fling. méi xiǎng dào nǐ yě xiǎng yào lù shuǐ yīn yuán |
| [02:43.66] | Let me tell you, it' s been a long time since I' ve been flung. gào sù nǐ, wǒ quē shuǐ quē dé kě jiǔ le |
| [02:49.10] | I know what I' m giving you for Christmas. nà wǒ zhī dào shèng dàn jié yào sòng nǐ shén me le |
| [02:55.10] | There are nice guys in my office. Want me to set you up? wǒ yǒu jǐ gè tóng shì tǐng bù cuò de yào bú yào bāng nǐ jiè shào yī xià? |
| [02:59.27] | I' ve been single a long time. Why haven' t you offered before? wǒ dān shēn le hǎo yī zhèn zi nǐ yǐ qián zěn me méi tí chū zhè gè jiàn yì? |
| [03:03.71] | I have a girlfriend. I' m happy. wǒ xiàn zài yǒu nǚ péng yǒu, hěn kuài lè |
| [03:06.85] | I no longer go out of my way to stop others from being happy. bù xū yào zài chǔ xīn jī lǜ pò huài bié rén de hǎo shì |
| [03:12.55] | Okay. hǎo |
| [03:14.22] | No accountants. wǒ bú yào kuài jì shī |
| [03:15.56] | And no one from " legal." I don' t like boring jobs. yě bú yào fǎ lǜ bù mén de rén wǒ bù xǐ huān gōng zuò wú liáo de nán rén |
| [03:19.16] | And Ross was what? A lion tamer? nán bù chéng luó sī shì xùn shòu shī ma? |
| [03:26.77] | What' s wrong, Mon? zěn me huí shì? |
| [03:28.50] | Everybody at work still hates me. cān tīng lǐ de rén hái shì bǎ wǒ shì wéi yǎn zhōng dīng |
| [03:30.41] | Is it because of the review you wrote or something new? shì yīn wèi nǐ xiě de píng lùn hái shì yǒu xīn de yuán yīn? |
| [03:34.61] | It' s the review. yí dìng shì yīn wèi nà piān píng lùn |
| [03:37.18] | I was making headway. wǒ hái yǐ wéi jiàn rù jiā jìng |
| [03:38.58] | Everyone was smiling at me, and then I get off work... dà jiā dōu chōng zhe wǒ wēi xiào xià bān hòu cái fā xiàn |
| [03:42.02] | ... and find out they wrote this on my chef' s hat. tā men zài wǒ mào zi shàng xiě le zhè gè |
| [03:46.45] | " biǎo zǐ, kuài cí zhí!" |
| [03:48.92] | Maybe they meant to write " Quiet, Bitch." yě xǔ tā men xiǎng xiě de shì " biǎo zǐ, kuài zhù zuǐ" |
| [03:58.13] | What' s the matter? zěn me le? |
| [04:00.67] | Fine! Just trying to be nice. gàn ma? huǒ qì zhè me dà |
| [04:05.07] | I haven' t been picked on this much since kindergarten. wǒ yòu zhì yuán bì yè hòu jiù méi shòu guò zhè děng niǎo qì |
| [04:08.24] | And they brought in someone from junior high to do the seesaw with me. dāng shí tā men zhǎo le gè gāo zhōng shēng lái gēn wǒ wán qiào qiào bǎn |
| [04:18.25] | They' re trying to make me quit. If it were any other job, I would. tā men wú suǒ bù yòng qí jí de xiǎng bī wǒ cí zhí huàn zuò shì bié de gōng zuò wǒ zǎo jiù bù gàn le |
| [04:22.16] | But I' ve waited for this my whole life. dàn wǒ děng dāng zhǔ chú děng le dà bàn bèi zi |
| [04:24.76] | Wait, you' re the boss. Yell at them. Or fire them! děng děng, nǐ shì lǎo dà nǐ wèi shí me bù hǒu tā men huò gān cuì chǎo le tā men? |
| [04:28.83] | I would love to, but I can' t. I' m not good at confrontation. wǒ yě hěn xiǎng zhè yàng dàn wǒ zuì bú huì chǔ lǐ chōng tū chǎng miàn |
| [04:33.47] | You know what you can do? nǐ zhī dào nǐ yào zěn me zuò? |
| [04:34.94] | I read about this director, Orson Welles... míng dǎo ào sēn wēi ěr sī zài piān zi kāi pāi qián |
| [04:38.44] | ... who, at the beginning, would hire somebody just to fire them. dōu huì kè yì huā qián qǐng yí ge rén |
| [04:42.68] | Then they would all know who was boss. wèi de jiù shì dāng zhe dà jiā de miàn kāi chú tā hǎo shā jī jǐng hóu |
| [04:47.35] | I' m not doing anything. Why not fire me? wǒ fǎn zhèng méi shì nǐ gān cuì kāi chú wǒ suàn le |
| [04:51.95] | It' s a good idea. Can you waiter? hǎo zhǔ yì nǐ zhī dào zěn me dāng fú wù shēng ma? |
| [04:54.69] | Good enough to get fired. fǎn zhèng nǐ yào kāi chú wǒ guǎn nà me duō gàn ma |
| [04:57.53] | All right. You' re hired! hǎo, wǒ jué dìng yòng nǐ le |
| [05:01.76] | That' s why I got fired last week! Does Orson Welles direct commercials? nán guài wǒ shàng ge lǐ bài bèi kāi chú ào sēn wēi ěr sī dǎo bù dǎo guǎng gào piàn? |
| [05:11.97] | Yes. yǒu |
| [05:23.12] | I say, Drew? Are you seeing anybody right now? dé lǔ, nǐ yǒu zài gēn shuí jiāo wǎng ma? |
| [05:26.65] | I' m not asking for me. wǒ bú shì bāng wǒ zì jǐ wèn la |
| [05:29.96] | I' m not gay. I' m not asking you out. wǒ bú shì tóng zhì, bú shì zài yuē nǐ |
| [05:32.49] | I' m not gay. wǒ bú shì tóng zhì |
| [05:34.66] | I didn' t think you were gay. wǒ yǐ qián méi bǎ nǐ dāng tóng zhì bù guò xiàn zài jué de yǒu diǎn xiàng |
| [05:36.80] | I do now. |
| [05:40.97] | My friend, Rachel, wants to be set up. wǒ péng yǒu ruì qiū xī wàng wǒ bāng tā jiè shào gè nán rén |
| [05:44.11] | I just got out of a big relationship. wǒ cái gāng gāng gēn qián nǚ yǒu fēn shǒu |
| [05:46.77] | I' m not looking to get serious. hái méi zhǔn bèi hǎo yào tán gǎn qíng |
| [05:48.94] | That' s okay. A fling might be all right with her. jiù suàn zhǐ shì chūn fēng yí dù yě méi guān xì ruì qiū bú huì yǒu yì jiàn de |
| [05:52.48] | Is this " Hot Rachel" that you took to the Christmas Party? děng děng nǐ shuō de shì lái cān jiā yé dàn pài duì de huǒ là ruì qiū ma? |
| [05:57.29] | By the way, that is her full name. méi cuò, nà jiù shì tā de běn míng |
| [06:00.29] | Wow! I' m free for her. wǒ yǒu kòng, bāng wǒ jiè shào yī xià ba |
| [06:02.19] | Wait, I didn' t say I wasn' t free. děng děng, wǒ yòu méi shuō wǒ méi kòng |
| [06:05.63] | Let' s talk it over at the Ranger game. zhè yàng ba, zán men biān kàn qiú sài biān liáo |
| [06:08.30] | Hold on. I just got a box of Cubans. wǒ yǒu yī hé gǔ bā xuě jiā |
| [06:11.30] | I' ll bring them by your office at five. wǒ wǔ diǎn zhōng ná dào nǐ bàn gōng shì qù |
| [06:14.70] | That' s a little later than I usually stay, but sure. wǒ píng cháng bú huì dài dào zhè me wǎn bù guò kě yǐ pò gè lì |
| [06:19.07] | Before the game, we could enjoy some eightyearold Basil Haydens. zán men zài kàn qiú sài zhī qián kě yǐ xiān hē shàng liǎng bēi chén nián hǎi dēng wēi shì jì |
| [06:23.68] | I don' t know what that is, but that' s a pretty nice jacket. tiān xiǎo de nà shi shén me dōng dōng bù guò nǐ de wài tào wǒ kàn le tǐng shùn yǎn de |
| [06:32.69] | Kind of like that tie too. lǐng dài yě bù cuò |
| [06:37.99] | Keep your pants on, man. kù zi jiù bù bì le |
| [06:46.50] | I' m writing a holiday song for everyone. Do you want to hear it? wǒ wèi dà jiā xiě le shǒu shèng dàn gē xiǎng bù xiǎng tīng? |
| [06:56.24] | Happy Hanukkah, Monica mó nī kǎ, guāng míng jié kuài lè |
| [07:01.52] | May your Christmas be snowy, Joey qiáo yī, yuàn nǐ shèng dàn jié ruì xuě fēn fēi |
| [07:05.29] | Happy New Year, Chandler and Ross qián dé luó sī, xīn nián kuài lè |
| [07:08.02] | Spin the dreidel, Rachel ruì qiū, kuài lái wán tuó luó |
| [07:15.00] | Pheebs, that' s great! zhēn hǎo tīng |
| [07:16.76] | But you know, Rachel doesn' t rhyme with dreidel. dàn shì ruì qiū gēn tuó luó bù yā yùn |
| [07:21.27] | I know, but it' s so hard. Nothing rhymes with your stupid name! wǒ zhī dào dàn shì yào zhǎo gēn nǐ nà bèn míng zì yā yùn de dōng xī tài nán le |
| [07:26.31] | What are you talking about? Lots of things rhyme with Rachel: gēn ruì qiū yā yùn de zì duō de hěn |
| [07:29.48] | Bagel, mail, jail, bail, cable. rú bèi guǒ xìn jiàn jiān yù bǎo shì jīn dì sì tái |
| [07:34.02] | Maypole. wǔ yuè jié huā zhù |
| [07:36.78] | All good. Thanks. nèi xiē dōu bù cuò, xiè le |
| [07:40.39] | Do you, maybe, have a nickname that' s easier to rhyme? nǐ yǒu méi yǒu bǐ jiào róng yì yā yùn de wài hào? |
| [07:44.23] | Didn' t your dad used to call you " Pumpkin"? nǐ bà yǐ qián bú shì cháng jiào nǐ xiǎo nán guā ma? |
| [07:46.76] | Pumpkin? But did he ever call you " Budolph"? xiǎo nán guā bù cuò dàn tā yǒu méi yǒu jiào guò nǐ bù dào fū? |
| [07:53.80] | Hello, children. dà jiā hǎo |
| [07:56.24] | Have I got the 50 guys for you! wǒ bāng nǐ zhǎo le 50 gè hǎo nán rén |
| [08:00.07] | Really? I showed them your picture. wǒ bù guò bǎ nǐ de zhào piān liàng gěi tā men kàn |
| [08:03.21] | Guys are throwing themselves at me and giving me stuff. tā men jiù qióng pāi wǒ de mǎ pì qǐng wǒ hē jiǔ, sòng wǒ dōng xī |
| [08:06.38] | Knicks tonight? Where are the seats? jīn wǎn xiǎng bù xiǎng kàn ní kè duì de qiú sài? dāng rán, dì jǐ pái? |
| [08:08.42] | Wherever! I' ve got 20. suí nǐ tiāo, wǒ yǒu 20 zhāng piào |
| [08:12.85] | Will I like any of these guys? wǒ huì xǐ huān nǐ bāng wǒ tiāo de nán rén ma? |
| [08:14.69] | You know, I' m going to... wǒ xiǎng... |
| [08:16.82] | ... play the field a little bit more. ... zài duō guān chá yī zhèn zi qián dé |
| [08:20.33] | Guys are signing over their 401 Ks to me. tā men duì wǒ jiǎn zhí shì yí gè kǒu lìng yí gè dòng zuò |
| [08:24.60] | You work with robots? nǐ de tóng shì dōu shì jī qì rén a? |
| [08:31.14] | Yes. duì |
| [08:33.91] | One guy, Patrick, you' ll like him. He' s nice, funny and a swimmer. nǐ yí dìng huì xǐ huān wǒ tóng shì pài cuī kè tā rén hǎo fēng qù hái shì gè yóu yǒng gāo shǒu |
| [08:38.51] | I like swimmers' bodies. wǒ ài sǐ yóu yǒng xuǎn shǒu de tǐ gé le |
| [08:40.41] | His dad made the magnetic strip on credit cards. ér qiě tā lǎo bà hái fā míng liǎo xìn yòng kǎ bèi miàn dí cí tiáo |
| [08:44.05] | I like credit cards! wǒ yě ài sǐ xìn yòng kǎ le |
| [08:46.69] | I' m not bad at this! wǒ hái mán huì dāng hóng niáng de |
| [08:48.52] | What does he do? He works in fine foods. tā shì zuò shí mǒ de? tā zài měi shí bù shàng bān |
| [08:51.39] | You have a fine foods division? It' s a big company.... nǐ men gōng sī yǒu měi shí bù? bì gōng sī hěn dà |
| [08:55.96] | Now, wait a second. You make food and robots? děng děng nǐ men gōng sī shēng chǎn shí wù hé jī qì rén? |
| [09:00.80] | No, the robots just work for them. bú shì la, jī qì rén zài nà li gōng zuò |
| [09:05.17] | All right, I' m going to work. wǒ yào qù gōng zuò le |
| [09:07.78] | Does anybody have a problem with that? yǒu rén yǒu yì jiàn ma? |
| [09:10.01] | Yeah, lady. I do! xiǎo jiě, wǒ yǒu yì jiàn |
| [09:12.31] | I got a problem! nǐ xiǎng jī dàn lǐ tiāo gú tou |
| [09:13.61] | I' ll give you a problem! jiù bié guài wǒ bù kè qì le |
| [09:16.28] | What will you do? Fire me? nǐ xiǎng zěn yàng? kāi chú wǒ? |
| [09:18.22] | You bet your ass I' ll fire you! nà hái yòng shuō |
| [09:20.92] | See you later. Thanks. huí tóu jiàn xiè xiè |
| [09:28.36] | I should go. I' ve got a date. wǒ dé zǒu le, jīn wǎn yǒu yuē huì |
| [09:31.00] | With who? gēn shuí? |
| [09:32.37] | You know the girl who lives in Poughkeepsie? hái jì de nà gè zhù zài bō qǐ pǔ xī de nǚ hái ma? |
| [09:35.50] | Not her. bú shì tā |
| [09:37.61] | This is someone else. wǒ yòu rèn shi le yí gè nǚ hái |
| [09:39.61] | I can' t decide between the two. xiàn zài zuǒ yòu wéi nán |
| [09:42.41] | The one from Poughkeepsie, though two hours away, is pretty... bō qǐ pǔ xī nà gè nǚ hái suī rán zhù dé yuǎn |
| [09:46.98] | ... really smart and a lot of fun. dàn piào liàng cōng míng yòu yǒu qù |
| [09:49.65] | But this other girl, she lives right uptown. dàn lìng yí gè nǚ hái jiù zhù zài shàng chéng qū |
| [09:55.79] | She' s just as pretty. tā yě hěn piào liàng |
| [09:58.26] | I guess she' s smart. yīng gāi yě mán cōng míng de |
| [10:00.90] | She' s not fun. dàn shì wú qù de yào mìng |
| [10:04.33] | If she' s no fun, why date her at all? nà nǐ wèi shí me hái yào gēn tā yuē huì? |
| [10:07.50] | I want to give her a chance. She lives so close. wǒ xiǎng zài gěi tā yí gè jī huì yīn wèi tā jiā shí zài tài jìn le |
| [10:11.91] | And, at the end of the date, she said something that... shàng cì tā shuō le yī jù huà |
| [10:16.58] | ... if she was kidding, was very funny. ruò tā zài kāi wán xiào jiù hǎo xiào dào bù xíng |
| [10:19.81] | If she wasn' t kidding, she' s not fun. She' s stupid and racist. fǒu zé tā bù jǐn wú liáo yú chǔn yòu yǒu zhǒng zú qí shì |
| [10:28.79] | How was your first day at the restaurant? dì yì tiān zài cān tīng gōng zuò de qíng kuàng rú hé? |
| [10:32.09] | Damn! kě wù |
| [10:42.47] | What happened to your fancy jacket? nǐ de zhì fú zěn me le? |
| [10:44.81] | They baked it. bèi tā men kǎo le |
| [10:46.87] | I can' t take this anymore. wǒ zài yě shòu bù liǎo le |
| [10:48.18] | I' m going to fire you tonight. You got it. wǒ jīn wǎn jiù yào kāi chú nǐ méi wèn tí |
| [10:52.11] | What are you doing? nǐ zài gàn ma? |
| [10:53.68] | You' re still on fire there. nǐ yī fú shàng hái yǒu huǒ xīng |
| [10:57.52] | I think you got it! nǐ yīng gāi yǐ jīng pāi miè le ba |
| [11:03.92] | Chandler, you have the best taste in men. qián dé, nǐ duì nán rén de pǐn wèi yī liú |
| [11:08.53] | Like father, like son. hǔ fù wú quǎn zǐ ma |
| [11:11.70] | Patrick and I had such a great time last night! pài cuī kè hé wǒ zuó wǎn wán dé hǎo kāi xīn |
| [11:14.84] | This could, maybe, get serious. shuō bù dìng néng fā zhǎn chū yī duàn rèn zhēn de gǎn qíng |
| [11:17.57] | I thought you weren' t looking for serious. Just a fling? rèn zhēn de gǎn qíng? nǐ bú shì yào lù shuǐ yīn yuán ma? |
| [11:21.58] | Well, you know, possibly. yǒu kě néng ō |
| [11:26.78] | You didn' t tell him that, though, right? nǐ méi gào sù tā ba? |
| [11:30.28] | méi yǒu |
| [11:34.26] | You told this guy that I was looking for a fling? nǐ gào sù tā wǒ xiǎng zhǎo yī duàn lù shuǐ yīn yuán? |
| [11:38.03] | You don' t tell him that! Why not? nǐ zěn me néng gào sù tā? wèi shí me bù xíng? |
| [11:40.56] | I' d be thrilled if some hot girl ruò mǒu gè là mèi zhǐ xiǎng lái duàn lù shuǐ yīn yuán wǒ gāo xìng dōu lái bù jí |
| [11:43.03] | I see. wǒ míng bái le |
| [11:45.87] | You telling him I want a fling and me putting out... nǐ gào sù tā wǒ bù dǎ suàn rèn zhēn |
| [11:49.27] | ... he' s so going to get the wrong idea! zán men dì yī cì yuē huì shí wǒ yòu huǒ lì quán kāi tā yí dìng huì wù huì de |
| [11:56.58] | Joey, could you pass the cheese? qiáo yī, bǎ rǔ lào ná lái hǎo ma? |
| [11:58.81] | xíng |
| [12:00.82] | I' d prefer you didn' t call me Joey. kě bù kě bú yào jiào wǒ qiáo yī? |
| [12:02.78] | I thought it might be fun to try out a cool nickname. yīn wèi wǒ bāng zì jǐ qǔ le gè chāo xuàn de wài hào |
| [12:06.39] | Hey, Dragon! lóng gē |
| [12:09.29] | Here' s your tips from Monday and Tuesday. zhè shì nǐ zhè liǎng tiān zhuàn de xiǎo fèi |
| [12:13.73] | There' s 300 in this one. tiān a, yǒu sān bǎi kuài yé |
| [12:15.80] | People get generous around the holidays. shì a guò jié shí kè rén zǒng shì tè bié dà fāng |
| [12:18.43] | And it never hurts to wear tight trousers. chuān jǐn shēn kù de xiào guǒ gèng shì bàng dào bù xíng |
| [12:24.27] | Could the waiters listen to the specials? qǐng fú wù shēng guò lái tīng tīng jīn wǎn de tè cān |
| [12:27.44] | There' s Chilean sea bass with a mango relish jīn wǎn yǒu máng guǒ yān lú yú |
| [12:32.08] | Why is nobody writing these? nǐ men zěn me dōu bù zuò bǐ jì? |
| [12:33.78] | We can remember them. wǒ men yòng bèi de jiù xíng le |
| [12:35.38] | Because you' ll make up fake specials and make me cook them? hái shì yào suí kǒu luàn zhōu hǎo zhěng wǒ? |
| [12:39.72] | Sure, that too. nà yě xíng |
| [12:43.82] | Forget the specials for a minute. Here' s the thing.... tè cān de shì xiān bié shuō le shì zhè yàng de |
| [12:49.66] | For the last two weeks I have... guò qù liǎng zhōu... |
| [12:52.83] | ... tried hard to create a positive atmosphere. ... wǒ shì zhuó xiǎng yíng zào yí gè yú kuài de gōng zuò huán jìng |
| [12:56.80] | Can' t hear you! tīng bu dào! |
| [13:00.24] | Positive atmosphere. yú kuài de gōng zuò huán jìng |
| [13:02.28] | But I' ve had it up to here. dàn shì wǒ de qì yǐ jīng mǎn dào zhè lǐ lái le |
| [13:08.52] | From now on, it is going to be my way... cóng xiàn zài kāi shǐ bù tīng wǒ huà de rén... |
| [13:12.42] | ... or the highway. All right? ... jiù gǔn dàn |
| [13:16.46] | Does anybody have a problem with that? yǒu rén yǒu yì jiàn ma? |
| [13:28.00] | Hey, new guy. cài niǎo |
| [13:30.17] | I said, does anybody have a problem with that? wǒ shuō yǒu rén yǒu yì jiàn ma? |
| [13:35.44] | No, ma' am. méi yǒu |
| [13:38.98] | He has a name. It' s Dragon. tā yǒu míng zì, tā jiào lóng gē |
| [13:43.22] | You want to know your name? Check your hat. nǐ xiǎng zhī dào nǐ de míng zì ma? kàn kàn nǐ de mào zi |
| [13:46.45] | We did the hat, right? wǒ men yǒu zài mào zi shàng xiě zì ba? |
| [13:50.22] | What the hell just happened? I am so sorry. gāng gāng nà shi zěn me huí shì? zhēn de hěn bào qiàn |
| [13:53.39] | I was going to do it. wǒ zhēn de hěn xiǎng pèi hé nǐ |
| [13:54.96] | But I was standing there with 327 in one hand... dàn wǒ yī shǒu ná zhe 327 kuài |
| [13:58.80] | ... and 238 in the other. And I was thinking... lìng yī shǒu ná zhe 238 kuài... |
| [14:02.34] | ... it' s been a long time since I had... wǒ hěn jiǔ méi ná dào |
| [14:06.17] | ... 327 plus 238! 327 kuài jiā 238 kuài zhè me duō qián le |
| [14:10.28] | We had a deal! It' s why you' re here. I' ve got to fire you! wǒ men shuō hǎo de wǒ yòng nǐ jiù shì wèi le kāi chú nǐ |
| [14:14.32] | And I got to pay rent! dàn shì wǒ dé fù fáng zū |
| [14:19.25] | How about you don' t fire me. zhè yàng ba, nǐ bié kāi chú wǒ |
| [14:21.22] | Instead, I stay. I gain their trust. wǒ liú zài zhè lǐ zhēng qǔ tā men de xìn rèn |
| [14:24.06] | They' ll listen to the nice things I say about you. wǒ shuō nǐ de hǎo huà tā men jiù tīng dé jìn qù le |
| [14:28.76] | What nice things? shén me hǎo huà? |
| [14:30.26] | Nothing yet. They hate you, and I want to fit in. hái méi yǒu, tā men tǎo yàn sǐ nǐ le wǒ xiǎng gēn tā men dǎ chéng yī piàn |
| [14:34.57] | Happy Hannukah, Chandler and Monica Merry, merry qián dé mó nī kǎ, guāng míng jié kuài lè shèng dàn |
| [14:38.24] | You know what, Pheebs? fēi bǐ, nǐ zhī dào ma? |
| [14:41.34] | I' m not Jewish so.... wǒ bú shì yóu tài rén, suǒ yǐ |
| [14:43.78] | Ross doesn' t decorate his tree with floss... luó sī yě bù yòng yá xiàn zhuāng shì shèng dàn shù |
| [14:47.15] | ... but he' s not complaining. nǐ yǒu tīng dào tā bào yuàn ma? |
| [14:53.09] | Bad dream? zuò è mèng la? |
| [14:55.42] | I wasn' t sleeping. wǒ yòu méi zài shuì jiào |
| [14:58.29] | What was Phoebe' s song about? shì ma? nà fēi bǐ gāng gāng zài chàng shén me gē? |
| [15:01.70] | It' s the one with the cat. zài chàng nà shǒu māo gē |
| [15:05.97] | I got to go. I' ve got another date. wǒ dé zǒu le, yòu yǒu yuē |
| [15:09.54] | Did you pick one yet? nǐ jué dìng yào tiāo nǎ yī ge le ma? |
| [15:11.24] | It turns out the one from uptown was making a joke. méi yǒu, shàng chéng qū nà gè nǚ hái nà cì dí què zài kāi wán xiào |
| [15:15.71] | It was a different joke. It wasn' t that funny. dàn shì hé wǒ xiǎng xiàng zhōng de bù tóng ér qiě méi nà me hǎo xiào |
| [15:20.58] | So I' m still torn. wǒ hái shì zuǒ yòu wéi nán |
| [15:22.25] | You don' t like the one from uptown. nǐ bìng bù xǐ huān shàng chéng qū nà gè nǚ hái |
| [15:24.45] | And you' re exhausted from dating Poughkeepsie. wèi le gēn bō qǐ pǔ xī niū yuē huì yòu lèi dé bàn sǐ |
| [15:27.55] | Just end them both! bǎ tā men liǎng gè dōu shuǎi le |
| [15:29.59] | Go to Poughkeepsie and break up with her. zuò huǒ chē qù bō qǐ pǔ xī gēn tā fēn shǒu |
| [15:32.46] | Then break up with uptown. huí chéng gēn shàng chéng niū fēn shǒu |
| [15:34.50] | By the time you get home, you' re done! dào jiā shí yī qiè dōu jiě jué le |
| [15:38.50] | You' re right. Thank you. nǐ shuō de duì, xiè xiè |
| [15:41.47] | I had a similar problem when I lived in Prague. wǒ zài bù lā gé yě pèng guò zhè zhǒng wèn tí |
| [15:45.77] | Prague? So much you don' t know. bù lā gé? wǒ de shì nǐ bù zhī dào de kě duō le |
| [16:03.66] | Patrick just ended things with me. pài cuī kè gāng gāng gēn wǒ fēn shǒu le |
| [16:06.03] | Did you or didn' t you tell him I wanted a serious relationship? nǐ yǒu méi yǒu gào sù tā wǒ xiǎng rèn zhēn tán duàn gǎn qíng? |
| [16:11.77] | I did! I absolutely did! wǒ yǒu, wǒ zhēn de yǒu |
| [16:13.93] | You idiot! nǐ zhè gè bái chī |
| [16:15.84] | I' m sure you' re right. But why? yǒu dào li, wèi shí me? |
| [16:18.84] | You don' t tell a guy that you want a serious relationship. qiān wàn bù néng gào sù nán rén nǐ yào tán duàn rèn zhēn de gǎn qíng |
| [16:23.51] | Now you scared him away! nǐ bǎ tā xià pǎo le |
| [16:25.61] | I am sorry. I am so sorry. duì bù qǐ |
| [16:28.78] | You should never be allowed to talk to people! yīng gāi jìn zhǐ nǐ gēn bié rén shuō huà |
| [16:32.69] | I know, I know! wǒ zhī dào |
| [16:34.52] | Now I' m right back where I started. wǒ xiàn zài yòu huí dào yuán diǎn le |
| [16:37.86] | This sucks! fěn nán guò |
| [16:39.53] | Being alone sucks! gū gū dān dān dí zhēn nán guò |
| [16:42.30] | You' ll meet somebody. nǐ chí zǎo huì yù jiàn yì zhōng rén |
| [16:44.47] | You' re a great catch! nǐ bàng dāi le |
| [16:46.60] | When I told those guys about you, I didn' t have to lie once. wǒ gēn tóng shì xíng róng nǐ shí yī jù huǎng huà dōu méi shuō |
| [16:52.77] | Really? zhēn de ma? |
| [16:55.38] | You graduated magna cum laude, right? nǐ bì yè shí yǒu ná yōu xiù bì yè shēng jiǎng ba? |
| [17:00.01] | It doesn' t matter. méi yǒu bú yào jǐn |
| [17:04.49] | I got tickets to the Ranger game. You want to come with me? wǒ yǒu liǎng zhāng jīn wǎn qiú sài de mén piào yào bú yào gēn wǒ qù kàn? |
| [17:09.62] | Cute guys in little shorts? kàn měng nán chuān duǎn kù mǎn chǎng fēi? |
| [17:11.99] | Sure. dāng rán yào qù |
| [17:14.63] | Actually, it' s a hockey team. Angry Canadians with no teeth. jīn wǎn shì bīng shàng qū gùn qiú sài nǐ zhǐ néng kàn dào méi yá de bào zào jiā ná dà lǎo |
| [17:19.57] | That sounds fun too. Thank you. hǎo xiàng tǐng hǎo wán de, xiè xiè |
| [17:22.24] | Okay. |
| [17:27.24] | Have you ever been with a woman? nǐ yǒu gēn nǚ rén zài yì qǐ guò ma? |
| [17:31.01] | What? What is the matter with you? shén me? nǐ yǒu máo bìng |
| [17:34.92] | There is no good time to ask that question. bù guǎn shén me shí hòu wèn zhè gè wèn tí dōu huì bèi rén mà |
| [17:42.02] | The station is Poughkeepsie. Poughkeepsie! xià yī zhàn shì bō qǐ pǔ xī |
| [17:47.86] | Ross? Ross? luó sī? luó sī? |
| [17:51.60] | Wake up! xǐng xǐng |
| [18:02.31] | I need more swordfish. zài ná diǎn yú lái |
| [18:05.31] | Can you get me more swordfish? I don' t speak English. néng bù néng zài ná diǎn yú lái? wǒ bù jiǎng yīng wén |
| [18:10.08] | You just did. I don' t know what to tell you. nǐ gāng jiǎng de jiù shì yīng wén zhè xià wǒ yǎ kǒu wú yán le |
| [18:14.86] | Fine. hǎo ba |
| [18:24.67] | Okay. Very funny. hěn yōu mò |
| [18:29.20] | Let me out, please. kuài fàng wǒ chū lái |
| [18:30.90] | Come on, I' m cold! lǐ miàn hǎo lěng |
| [18:35.31] | And covered in marinara sauce! ér qiě quán shēn dōu shì jiàng zhī |
| [18:38.58] | Let me out! fàng wǒ chū qù |
| [18:44.08] | You found that handle, did you? zhǎo dào bǎ shǒu la? |
| [18:48.26] | It' s not funny. Well, that' s not true. bù hǎo xiào zěn me bù hǎo xiào? |
| [18:53.46] | I' m a good person. And I' m a good chef. wǒ shì gè hǎo rén, yě shì gè hǎo chú shī |
| [18:56.93] | And I don' t deserve to have marinara sauce all over me! wǒ bù gāi bèi nòng dé quán shēn dōu shì jiàng zhī |
| [19:01.27] | If you want me to quit this bad then ruò nǐ men zhè me xī wàng wǒ cí zhí |
| [19:05.11] | Chef Geller? gài lēi zhǔ chú |
| [19:06.94] | You know that speech you made? hái jì de nà tiān nǐ jiǎng de nà duàn huà ma? |
| [19:09.31] | I got a problem with it! wǒ yǒu yì jiàn |
| [19:14.01] | You do? You bet I do! shì ma? méi cuò |
| [19:17.15] | I just wasn' t listening then, that' s all. zhǐ shì wǒ nà shí méi zhuān xīn tīng |
| [19:22.36] | If you want a problem, I' ll give you a problem! nǐ xiǎng jī dàn lǐ tiāo gú tou jiù bié guài wǒ bù kè qì le |
| [19:27.36] | What are you going to do? Fire me? nǐ xiǎng zěn yàng? kāi chú wǒ? |
| [19:29.83] | You bet I' ll fire you! Get out of my kitchen! nà hái yòng shuō, gǔn chū wǒ de chú fáng! |
| [19:33.97] | Get out! gǔn! |
| [19:38.91] | All right. zhè cái xiàng huà |
| [19:40.97] | Anybody else got a problem? hái yǒu shuí yǒu yì jiàn? |
| [19:43.24] | How about you, chuckles? nǐ méi yǒu yì jiàn? |
| [19:45.75] | You think this is funny now? nǐ xiàn zài hái jué de hǎo xiào ma? |
| [19:49.62] | What if I dance covered in sauce? You think it' s funny? wǒ quán shēn zhān mǎn jiàng zhī tiào wǔ hǎo bù hǎo xiào? |
| [19:55.12] | No, it' s really good. bù, nǐ tiào de hěn hǎo |
| [19:58.16] | Take those salads to table four. shā là sòng qù gěi sì hào zhuō de kè rén |
| [20:01.16] | And you, get the swordfish! nǐ qù bāng wǒ ná yú |
| [20:03.16] | And you! hái yǒu nǐ |
| [20:04.83] | Get a haircut! qù jiǎn tóu fa |
| [20:09.44] | Last stop, Montreal. The stop is Montreal! zhōng diǎn zhàn méng tè lóu |
| [20:17.14] | What? shén me? |
| [20:22.98] | I bet myself that you had beautiful eyes. wǒ gēn zì jǐ dǎ dǔ dǔ nǐ yǒu yī duì měi mù |
| [20:26.62] | Now that I see them, I win! kàn lái wǒ yíng le |
| [20:34.53] | We' re at my stop. Would you like to have coffee? wǒ yào zài zhè zhàn xià chē nǐ xiǎng bù xiǎng hē bēi kā fēi? |
| [20:41.94] | Are we really in Montreal? wǒ men zhēn de zài méng tè lóu ma? |
| [20:44.10] | Yes, we are. duì |
| [20:45.97] | So coffee? xiǎng bù xiǎng hē kā fēi? |
| [20:49.21] | Coffee sounds great. hǎo zhǔ yì |
| [20:53.38] | Wait. děng děng |
| [20:54.88] | So you live in Montreal? nǐ zhù zài méng tè lóu? |
| [20:57.05] | No, but it' s only a twohour ferry ride to Nova Scotia. bù, wǒ zhù xīn sī kē xì yà shěng zuò dù lún liǎng xiǎo shí jiù dào le |
| [21:04.19] | I should have thought about my wife and kids... zài wǒ dǐng zuǐ zhī qián |
| [21:07.06] | ... before I talked back to Chef Geller. zhēn gāi xiǎng xiǎng jiā zhōng qī xiǎo |
| [21:12.03] | It will be a lean Christmas at the Dragon house this year. xiè le kàn lái zán men lóng fǔ jīn nián dé guò gè lěng sōu sōu de shèng dàn jié |
| [21:19.37] | Enough! gòu le |
| [21:22.18] | Lean, lean, lean! lěng sōu sōu a |
| [21:27.18] | So this is a very special holiday song... jiē xià lái shì wǒ wèi... |
| [21:30.62] | ... that I wrote for some very important people to me. ... jǐ wèi hǎo péng you xiě de shèng dàn gē |
| [21:37.32] | Went to the store Sat on Santa' s lap wǒ qù diàn lǐ zuò zài shèng dàn lǎo gōng gōng xī tóu |
| [21:40.69] | Asked him to bring my friends All kinds of crap yào tā sòng duī lǐ wù gěi wǒ péng yǒu |
| [21:45.53] | Said all you need is To write them a song tā shuō nǐ zhǐ xū yào bāng tā men xiě shǒu gē |
| [21:49.34] | Now you haven' t heard it yet So don' t try to sing along zhè shǒu gē nǐ men méi tīng guò bié xiǎng gēn zhe wǒ chàng |
| [21:54.04] | No, don' t sing along bú yào gēn wǒ chàng |
| [21:57.18] | Monica, Monica mó nī kǎ |
| [22:00.25] | Have a happy Hannukah guāng míng jié kuài lè |
| [22:04.75] | Saw Santa Claus wǒ kàn dào shèng dàn lǎo gōng gōng |
| [22:07.49] | He said hello to Ross tā yào wǒ gēn luó sī shuō hā luó |
| [22:12.09] | And please tell Joey qǐng gào sù qiáo yī |
| [22:15.26] | Christmas will be snowy shèng dàn jié jiāng ruì xuě fēn fēi |
| [22:20.03] | And Rachel and Chandler hái yǒu ruì qiū hé qián dé |
| [22:28.34] | Happy holidays, everybody! zhù gè wèi jiā jié kuài lè |
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