| [00:03.23] | So,what is this? 这是什么？ |
| [00:04.70] | Googlie Worm. 扭扭虫 |
| [00:07.20] | And this? 这个呢？ |
| [00:08.40] | Glow Pop Jiggly Jam. 毛毛球 |
| [00:11.41] | It's so funny! 好好玩喔 |
| [00:15.14] | What's this? 这是什么？ |
| [00:17.25] | A hunk of sandwich from last year. 去年剩的一块三明治 |
| [00:20.88] | Geller's got one hooked! Looks like a big one! 盖勒钓到了！看来是条大鱼 |
| [00:25.82] | It's the classic struggle between man 经典的人鱼大战… |
| [00:31.53] | Someone knocked over a lamp. 有人撞倒一盏台灯 |
| [00:35.03] | You know what'll be great about the fishing trip? 这次去钓鱼最棒的是 |
| [00:38.17] | When my Dad asks,"What are you doing with your life?"... 到了湖中央 爸会问我“你都在忙什么” |
| [00:42.07] | ...I can say,"I'm doing a movie with Charlton Heston. 我可以说 我要跟却尔登希斯顿演电影 |
| [00:45.57] | What about you?" 你呢？ |
| [00:47.11] | 太棒了 |
| [00:51.85] | Don't stop having fun just because I'm here. 别因为我出来就低气压 |
| [00:54.85] | Kathy didn't cheat on all of you. 凯西没有背叛你们 |
| [00:59.19] | Well,except you. 除了你 |
| [01:10.10] | You know what is so sweet? Those birds have not left his side the whole time. 最感人的是 那两只鸡鸭一直跟着他 |
| [01:14.37] | Yeah,I wish that rooster were dead. 那只公鸡怎么不死 |
| [01:17.61] | You shouldn't leave Chandler alone. They broke up only two days ago. 乔伊，你不该丢下钱德 他跟凯西才分手2天 |
| [01:22.48] | Go fishing next week. 下周再去钓鱼吧 |
| [01:24.21] | There's nothing I can do. He's still in his sweats. 我帮不上忙，他还穿着运动裤 |
| [01:27.15] | That's only phase one. 现在才第一阶段 |
| [01:30.72] | I'll be back for phase two. I'd never miss that. 我第二阶段会回来 我从不错过第二阶段 |
| [01:34.39] | Phase two? 什么第二阶段？ |
| [01:35.69] | Getting drunk and going to a strip club. 喝个烂醉，上脱衣舞厅 |
| [01:39.93] | How does going there make him better? 那样怎么会有帮助？ |
| [01:42.73] | There are naked ladies there. 那里有裸女 |
| [01:45.47] | Then to phase three: seeing yourself with other women. 然后就是第三阶段 对别的女人产生性幻想 |
| [01:48.44] | There are naked ladies there too. 那个阶段也有裸女 |
| [01:52.94] | Would you give me one minute,please? 让我清静一下好吗？ |
| [01:57.48] | The One with Joey's Dirty Day 本集播出：“失恋大作战” |
| [00:00.00] | |
| [02:45.16] | These will match the jacket you picked out last week? 这跟你上星期挑的外套配？ |
| [02:49.16] | There we go. 这就对了… |
| [02:52.13] | There it is. 就是这样… |
| [02:54.77] | You know what I need? Gloves. 你知道我需要什么？手套 |
| [02:57.07] | Brown leather dress gloves. 棕色的皮手套 |
| [02:59.77] | Well,let's see.... 好，我看看... |
| [03:01.84] | This one is large. 这只手是大号 |
| [03:03.44] | And this one.... 这只手… |
| [03:05.65] | Also large? 也是大号？ |
| [03:08.15] | Two larges coming right up. 对，两只大号的手套马上来 |
| [03:12.15] | Hello. |
| [03:15.79] | -Damn you. -Could I have a moment? 瑞秋，耽误你一下 |
| [03:19.19] | My niece,you see, is in town from London. 我的姪女从伦敦来玩 |
| [03:22.33] | Shropshire,but you know. 其实是什罗普郡 |
| [03:24.20] | She's about your age,I'd say. 她跟你差不多大 |
| [03:26.50] | Anyway,I have tickets for the opera. Die Fledermaus. 总之我有两张歌剧的票 “蝙蝠” |
| [03:30.61] | Would you like to keep her company tonight? 你今晚愿意陪她吗？ |
| [03:33.24] | Sure. You got it! 好，没问题 太好了 |
| [03:35.01] | Count me in. Me. Fledermaus. Great! 算我一份 我和“蝙蝠”，太棒了 |
| [03:38.25] | Yes,of course. Thank you so very much. 好，谢谢，谢谢，谢谢你 |
| [03:42.88] | So? 所以…？ |
| [03:46.65] | So? 怎样？ |
| [03:52.19] | -Gloves? -Sorry,I'll be right back. 手套？ 对喔，我马上去拿 |
| [03:55.16] | Actually,I got to take off. 其实我该走了 |
| [03:57.50] | I was curious. Do you have plans tonight? 不晓得你今晚有没有事？ |
| [04:00.94] | No,nothing! 没有，没事 |
| [04:02.77] | I invested in a nightclub. It opens tonight. Want to come? 我投资的夜总会今晚开幕 你要去吗？ |
| [04:05.94] | That would be great! 好啊，太棒了 |
| [04:08.11] | You're into hard-core S & M,right? 你喜欢性虐待的主题吧？ |
| [04:12.88] | -Well,I guess. -I'm kidding. 应该… 开玩笑的 |
| [04:17.52] | I'll put you on the VlP list. Look for me. 我会先到，我会把你列为贵宾 进来找我 |
| [04:21.19] | Great! You bet. 好，没问题 |
| [04:22.39] | I'll see you tonight. 晚上见 好 |
| [04:25.56] | -I almost forgot the tickets. -What? 差点忘了给你票 什么？ |
| [04:28.30] | For you and Emily. Tonight. Die Fledermaus. 你和艾蜜莉，今晚 “蝙蝠” |
| [04:33.87] | Oh,right. 对喔 |
| [04:35.07] | You'll like it. It has two out of the three tenors. 你一定会喜欢 三大男高音去了两个 |
| [04:45.65] | I can't believe Kathy did this to me. 凯西居然这样对我 |
| [04:48.05] | I really thought she was the one. 我真的以为我要定下来了 |
| [04:50.65] | I'll tell you what. 告诉你们 |
| [04:52.05] | I'm not getting out of this chair. Ever! 我再也不离开这张椅子了 |
| [04:54.92] | From now on,this chair is the one! 以后我要定在这张椅子上 |
| [04:58.06] | You know what else is the one? My sweatpants. 还有这条运动裤 |
| [05:01.66] | Just take the sweats off,okay? 别这样，把运动裤脱掉 |
| [05:05.00] | Take them off and we'll have some fun. 脱掉，我们来玩 |
| [05:11.87] | Wow,and I can't resist that line. That's why I never wear sweatpants. 我抗拒不了这个诱惑 所以我都不穿运动裤 |
| [05:20.42] | Did you catch any fish? 有钓到大鱼吗？ |
| [05:22.02] | You guys have no idea. 说出来吓死你们 |
| [05:24.19] | -You stink! -Are you kidding? 你好臭 搞什么 |
| [05:27.06] | Three days without a shower. Plus,I fell in a big tub of worms! 我3天没洗澡 还掉进一桶鱼饵里 |
| [05:34.16] | How's he doing? 他怎么样？ |
| [05:35.50] | He hasn't left that chair in two days. 坐在那里坐了2天 |
| [05:38.23] | Hey,buddy,how's it going? 兄弟，你还好吗？ |
| [05:46.11] | You see? He just needed his pal to come home. 好兄弟回家就没事了 |
| [05:49.28] | I got to memorize my lines. 我得背台词 |
| [05:51.45] | Me and Charlton Heston, bright and early tomorrow,baby! 明天一早 要和却尔登希斯顿演戏 |
| [06:00.46] | What's the matter? 怎么了？ |
| [06:03.36] | Joshua invited me to this fancy club opening tonight. 约书亚约我参加夜总会开幕 |
| [06:08.46] | But I already told Mr. Waltham... 但我已经答应沃森先生 |
| [06:10.73] | ...that I would take his niece to the dumb old opera. 要带他的姪女去看老掉牙歌剧 |
| [06:15.54] | So,what are you going to do? 能怎么办呢？ |
| [06:19.04] | -I don't know. -No! Help me! 我不知道 不行，救救我 |
| [06:21.78] | -I can't. I have to work. -Phoebe? 我不行，我要工作 菲比？ |
| [06:24.61] | I would,but I get my morning sickness in the evening. 我很想，但我都在晚上害喜 |
| [06:28.42] | Unless she wants to spend the night holding my hair back for me. 除非她想整晚帮我捞住头发 |
| [06:32.72] | You guys,come on! I have to meet Joshua. 拜托啦，我一定要去找约书亚 |
| [06:35.62] | It's my one chance for him to see the "fun" Rachel. 这样他才能看到有趣的瑞秋 |
| [06:38.46] | The "wouldn't it be great if she were my wife?" Rachel. “娶来当老婆会很棒”的瑞秋 |
| [06:44.17] | Are Joey and Chandler back? 乔伊和钱德回来了吗？ |
| [06:46.47] | Chandler's still in phase one, and Joey's that thing you smell. 钱德还在第一阶段 乔伊就是臭味的来源 |
| [07:02.18] | So.... 所以…？ |
| [07:06.15] | No. 不要 |
| [07:07.92] | Come on! 拜托啦 |
| [07:11.09] | -She's here. -Wait,wait. 应该是她 等一下 |
| [07:12.63] | Ross,please? 罗斯，拜托啦 |
| [07:14.80] | You want me to take some girl I've never met to the opera... 你要我带一个不认识的女生 去看歌剧 |
| [07:18.87] | ...so you can go to a club and flirt with some guy? 好让你去夜总会 跟某个男人打情骂俏？ |
| [07:23.10] | That is a toughie. 真难决定啊 |
| [07:25.54] | She's looking down the hall. 她在看走廊 |
| [07:28.64] | She looked right at me. 她在看我 |
| [07:30.95] | You can't see people through that hole,can you? 这样看是看不到的，对吧？ |
| [07:40.62] | I'll be right there! Okay,Ross,please. 马上来 罗斯，拜托啦 |
| [07:43.36] | I thought we had moved on. 我以为我们已经放得开了 |
| [07:45.13] | I thought we could be happy for each other. 我以为我们可以彼此祝福了 |
| [07:48.23] | I mean,was that just me? 难道只有我是？ |
| [07:51.73] | All right,I'll do it. 好吧 |
| [07:53.13] | Thank you,thank you. 谢谢你，谢谢 |
| [07:56.17] | Emily. I'm Rachel Greene. 艾蜜莉 我是瑞秋葛林 |
| [07:59.81] | Thank goodness! 谢天谢地 |
| [08:01.58] | There's been a teeny change of plans. I'm not free tonight 计划有小小的变动 我晚上没空，所以… |
| [08:05.71] | Really? 是吗？ |
| [08:08.08] | I must've missed your call,though I didn't leave the flat all day. 太好了，我一定是没接到电话 虽然我整天都没出门 |
| [08:12.55] | Well,l 我… |
| [08:13.86] | That's not rude. It's in keeping with the trip... 不，这也没什么 我来到这里 |
| [08:16.72] | ...where I've been run down by one of your wiener carts... 先是被你们的热狗车撞倒 |
| [08:20.66] | ...and been strip-searched at the airport. 在机场又被脱衣服搜身 |
| [08:23.53] | Apparently,I look like someone who's got cocaine stuffed up their bum. 显然我长得就像 **里塞了*** |
| [08:31.11] | I think you look great. 我觉得你很漂亮啊 |
| [08:34.71] | Good night. It was very nice to meet you. 再见，很高兴认识你 |
| [08:40.88] | I'll get her. 我去追她 |
| [08:43.08] | Please,hurry. 快去 好 |
| [08:46.52] | Don't you just love the way they talk? 他们讲话好好玩 |
| [08:59.20] | -What? -The baby kicked! 怎么了？ 宝宝在踢 |
| [09:01.37] | Oh,my God. |
| [09:02.94] | No,wait. The elastic in my underwear busted. 不对，是内裤的松紧带断了 |
| [09:08.28] | Oh,my God! I overslept! 完了，我睡过头了 |
| [09:10.71] | I was supposed to be on the set half an hour ago! 通告是半小时前，我得赶快 |
| [09:14.25] | You can't go like that! You stink! 你不能这样去，你好臭 |
| [09:16.75] | I fell asleep. Now I don't have time! 我睡着忘记洗澡 现在没时间了 |
| [09:19.79] | Just 10 blocks away. If I run,I'll make it. 才十条街，用跑的还来得及 |
| [09:22.39] | Run 10 blocks. That'll help the smell. 跑十条街会更臭 |
| [09:25.63] | Slow down! No,keep moving. 慢一点！不，你走吧 |
| [09:28.63] | How did it go last night? 昨晚怎么样啊？ |
| [09:30.77] | Well,I didn't see Joshua. 我没见到约书亚 |
| [09:33.94] | But I did punch a girl in the face. 但我揍了一个女生一拳 |
| [09:36.97] | The whole night was horrible. It was pouring. 昨晚真的很倒霉，雨下得很大 |
| [09:39.91] | There was no Rachel Greene on the list. But there was a Rachel Greep. 到了现场名单上没有瑞秋葛林 但有一个瑞秋葛皮 |
| [09:44.95] | So did you get to meet her? 你有见到她吗？ |
| [09:49.85] | There is no Rachel Greep. But this girl overheard us. 根本没这个人 但有个女生听到了 |
| [09:53.69] | And she said,"I'm Rachel Greep!" And he let her in. 大叫“我就是瑞秋葛皮” 结果她就进去了 |
| [09:57.29] | So you hit her? 所以你揍她？ |
| [09:58.86] | No,she was already in. 不是，她已经进去了 |
| [10:00.49] | This big bitch behind me tried to steal my umbrella... 不过后面有个肥婆想偷我的伞 |
| [10:03.63] | ...so I clocked her. 我扁了她 |
| [10:06.80] | All I wanted was a few hours... 真是的，我只想在工作之余 |
| [10:09.54] | ...outside of work to see Joshua... 跟约书亚相处一下 |
| [10:12.71] | ...so he could go ahead and start falling in love with me. 好让他有机会爱上我 |
| [10:19.15] | Pheebs. 菲 |
| [10:22.68] | Honey,that's your name. 那是你的名字 |
| [10:25.85] | That's short for Phoebe? I thought that's what we called each other. 我以为那是我们之间的匿称 |
| [10:32.99] | -You're wearing pants! -That's right. 你穿上裤子了 没错 |
| [10:35.40] | Where are the guys? I'm ready to get drunk and see strippers. 男生呢？我要买醉看脱衣舞了 |
| [10:39.73] | It's 9:30 a.m. 才早上9点半 |
| [10:41.04] | They got a breakfast buffet. 那里有早餐吃到饱 |
| [10:45.61] | 喂…罗斯 |
| [10:47.54] | Let me talk to him! 让我跟他说 |
| [10:48.68] | -Oh,my God! -Can't I just? 天哪 我能不能… |
| [10:51.25] | -It's my phone and she's shush -Please! 我的电话她还嘘我 别吵啦！ |
| [10:53.71] | What's he saying? 他说什么？ |
| [10:55.65] | He's with Emily in Vermont. 他跟艾蜜莉在佛蒙特投宿 |
| [10:58.15] | What? Oh,my God! 什么？天哪 |
| [11:00.09] | Who the hell is Emily? No. 艾蜜莉是谁？不！ |
| [11:03.96] | When we first met her, she was soaking,her feet were wet.... 刚见面的时候 她从头到脚都湿透了 |
| [11:07.46] | Who wouldn't be miserable? 任谁都会心情不好 |
| [11:09.23] | I'm telling you,once l got her into a dry pair of shoes... 我一让她换上干的鞋子 |
| [11:11.83] | ...she was a totally different person. 她就完全变了 |
| [11:13.63] | They're in Vermont? How did this happen? 他们在佛蒙特？怎么会？ |
| [11:17.84] | How'd he end up in Vermont with that witch? 他怎么会跟那个巫婆去佛蒙特 |
| [11:21.14] | Maybe she doesn't hit him all the time. 也许她没有一直打他吧 |
| [11:24.41] | There's a deer outside eating fruit from the orchard! 罗斯，快来 外面有只驯鹿在吃果园的水果 |
| [11:28.18] | I got to go! There's a deer eating fruit from the orchard! 我要挂了 外面有只驯鹿在吃果园的水果 |
| [11:34.66] | He had to go. There was a deer eating fruit from the orchard. 他挂了 外面有只驯鹿在吃果园的水果 |
| [11:39.99] | I don't get this. She was horrible! 我不懂，她很机车耶 |
| [11:42.40] | I'm going to go stand over there. 我要去站在那边 |
| [11:46.27] | Why do you care? 你干嘛这么在乎？ |
| [11:48.37] | I don't care. 我才不在乎 |
| [11:51.57] | I'm just upset that I'm getting nowhere with Joshua. 我只是很气我跟约书亚没进展 |
| [11:55.18] | You do not just meet someone and go flitting off to Vermont! 但哪有人一认识 就跑去佛蒙特的 |
| [11:59.38] | When you first met Barry, you flitted off to Vail. 你和贝利一认识就跑去维尔 |
| [12:03.08] | Could you,just for once... 你能不能偶尔有一次 |
| [12:05.45] | ...not remember every little thing? 不要什么小事都记得 |
| [12:10.59] | So you know,when's he getting back? 他什么时候回来？ |
| [12:13.23] | A couple of days. 过两天吧 |
| [12:14.60] | I knew something like this would happen. 我就知道会这样 |
| [12:17.36] | What are you doing? 你干什么？ |
| [12:20.94] | You can't go back a phase! 钱德，你不能让阶段倒流 |
| [12:23.00] | You're thinking about time. You can't go back in time. 可以，时间才不能倒流 |
| [12:28.41] | Why don't you do your phase two strip club thing with us? 我们跟你去进行第二阶段好了 |
| [12:33.01] | We can be guys! 对呀，我们可以当男生 |
| [12:34.88] | No,you can't. 你们不行 |
| [12:37.42] | Let us be guys! Maybe we want to be guys. 让我们当嘛，也许我们想当 |
| [12:40.35] | No,you don't. You'd be all hairy and wouldn't live as long. 你们才不想，全身是毛还短命 |
| [12:45.36] | Would you just stop being such a wuss and get those off? 别这么孬种 把运动裤脱掉 |
| [12:49.90] | And come with us and watch naked girls dance! 跟我们去看裸女跳舞 |
| [12:54.54] | Okay. 好 |
| [12:57.54] | I'm sorry. 对不起 |
| [13:01.14] | （银杯片厂） |
| [13:04.28] | Joey Tribbiani. I'm here. 我是乔伊崔比亚尼，我来了 |
| [13:06.28] | Calm down,we got time. We're running late. 别急，来得及，进度有点落后 |
| [13:11.62] | All set. |
| [13:16.92] | Look at that. Charlton Heston eating licorice. 你看，却尔登希斯顿在嚼甘草 |
| [13:20.93] | Yeah,he loves them. I've never seen him with 他很爱嚼甘草，老是… |
| [13:28.47] | What the hell is that? What smells so bad? 搞什么？ 什么东西这么臭？ |
| [13:32.01] | You. 你 |
| [13:34.18] | I could see why you would think that. But you know who it is? 难怪你会这么想，不过,你知道其实是谁？ |
| [13:39.11] | You? 你？ |
| [13:40.75] | No,no. It's Heston. 不，是希斯顿 |
| [13:45.59] | What? 什么？ |
| [13:46.72] | He reeks like he went on a three-day fishing trip,then ate licorice. 他臭得好像去钓了3天鱼 现在还嚼甘草 |
| [13:51.86] | No way. He's the only one with a shower in his dressing room. 不可能 只有他的休息室有浴室 |
| [13:56.43] | Really? A shower? 真的？浴室？ |
| [13:58.43] | Which room might that be? 是哪一间？ |
| [14:01.20] | The one with "Heston" on it. 门口有写“希斯顿”的那间 |
| [14:04.94] | Interesting. 有意思 |
| [14:19.69] | I got some ones. You want to put them in her panties? 我换了零钞 你要不要去塞她的小裤裤？ |
| [14:23.62] | No,thanks,Mom! 不用了，娘 |
| [14:29.53] | That. 抱歉 |
| [14:31.10] | You have to put that out because I'm pregnant. 你得熄掉，我怀孕了 |
| [14:34.03] | Maybe you and your baby ought to go to another strip club. 也许你和你的孩子应该去别家 |
| [14:38.71] | It's not my baby. 这才不是我的孩子 |
| [14:43.44] | Very good. 很好 |
| [14:46.91] | Really good. I enjoyed it. Very exotic. 太棒了，我喜欢，很火辣 |
| [14:51.95] | I just checked our messages and Joshua didn't call. 我查过留言，约书亚没打来 |
| [14:55.46] | You'd think he'd be worried about me not showing up. 我还以为我没去他会担心 |
| [14:59.09] | You know what makes it worse? 更糟的是 |
| [15:00.96] | Ross is all happy in Vermont. 罗斯正在佛蒙特风流快活 |
| [15:03.90] | Come on,look where you are! 拜托，你在看脱衣舞耶 |
| [15:08.17] | Another round of daiquiris. 再来一轮 |
| [15:10.34] | Virgin for me. 记得我要汽水 |
| [15:12.27] | Don't let me leave without the name of that carpet guy. 记得提醒我问那个人的名字 |
| [15:16.08] | 凯伦，还有，你最好… |
| [15:19.45] | Come on! 拜托！ |
| [15:22.38] | You know what? I'll go home and call Kathy. 算了，我要回家打给凯西 |
| [15:25.65] | If it'll help. 如果有用的话 |
| [15:27.19] | That was a test. In a few hours,I'll be drunk. 不，那是个考验 再过几小时我会喝醉... |
| [15:30.36] | I'll want to call her. You'll have to stop me. ...想打给她 你们得阻止我 |
| [15:32.99] | Then I'll be so drunk, I'll want to call Janice. 接着我会烂醉到想打给珍妮丝 |
| [15:35.96] | You should! How is she? 你是该打，她好吗？ |
| [15:39.47] | I think somebody needs another lap dance. 有人需要再来一次腿舞喔 |
| [16:00.52] | Who's in there? 谁在里面？ |
| [16:07.66] | How you doing? 你好吗？ |
| [16:09.90] | Who in the hell are you? 你是谁？ |
| [16:12.33] | Would you believe me if I said I was Kirk Douglas? 我说寇克道格拉斯 你不会信吧？ |
| [16:17.10] | Put some pants on,kid, so I can kick your butt. 把裤子穿上，我好踹你的屁股 |
| [16:21.61] | No,wait. You don't understand. 不，等等，你有所不知 |
| [16:25.05] | I'm an actor. 我是个演员 |
| [16:27.88] | Joey Tribbiani. I'm doing a scene with you today. 乔伊崔比亚尼 今天跟你有一场戏 |
| [16:31.09] | And I stink! 但是我很臭（演得很烂） |
| [16:33.39] | You're in this picture? 你有演这部片？ |
| [16:35.52] | I'm a cop who won't work with you because you're a loose cannon. 对，我演不肯跟你合作的警察 因为你很我行我素 |
| [16:39.39] | Anyway,I'm really sorry. 总之我很抱歉 |
| [16:41.30] | But I stink. 但我真的很臭（演得很烂） |
| [16:44.37] | Joey,right? 乔伊是吧？ |
| [16:50.04] | Every actor,one time or another 每个演员或多或少… |
| [16:56.11] | Every actor thinks he stinks. 都会觉得自己烂 |
| [16:58.11] | Even Laurence Olivier sometimes thought he stank. 连劳伦斯奥立佛 有时也会这么想 |
| [17:01.82] | Bob Redford won't even watch himself. 劳勃瑞福根本不看自己演戏 |
| [17:04.49] | You don't understand. 不，你没听懂 |
| [17:05.75] | Listen to me. 听我说 |
| [17:08.99] | I don't know one actor worth his salt... 每一个好演员 |
| [17:11.89] | ...who,one time in his career, didn't say,"God,I stink!" 在演艺生涯中都曾说过 “天哪，我真烂” |
| [17:15.93] | I just did a scene out there. First take,I stunk the place up. 我刚拍完一场戏 第一次我演得烂透了 |
| [17:23.24] | The important thing, and you must remember... 重要的是你要记住 |
| [17:26.27] | ...no matter how badly you think you stink... 不管你认为自己有多烂 |
| [17:29.44] | ...you must never,ever bust into my dressing room and use my shower! 也不能闯进我的休息室 用我的浴室 |
| [17:35.42] | Do you understand me? 懂了吗？ |
| [17:37.28] | -Yes,sir. I'm very sorry. -Wait a minute! 是，很抱歉 等等 |
| [17:40.62] | Take your pants. 把裤子带走 |
| [17:44.19] | Sorry. I'm really sorry. 对不起，很抱歉 |
| [17:49.00] | What a business. 演艺圈 |
| [17:54.64] | We did okay at the strip club,right? 我们表现得还好吧？ |
| [17:57.14] | Great. Thanks to you, the hottest waitress is quitting... 好得很 你们让最性感的服务生 要辞职... |
| [18:00.97] | ...to teach the third grade! ...去当小学老师 |
| [18:03.91] | -He still hasn't called. -Who,Josh? 他居然还没打来 约许吗？ |
| [18:07.11] | It's Joshua. 是约书亚 |
| [18:08.45] | -He doesn't like "Josh"? -No,I don't. 他不喜欢约许？ 是我不喜欢 |
| [18:12.49] | I'm going to put my sweats back on. 我要把运动裤换回来 |
| [18:15.16] | You know what? You were right. 不要啦！你说得对 |
| [18:16.99] | We weren't great at being guys. You know why? 我们当男生当得不好 你知道为什么？ |
| [18:20.19] | Because we're girls. 因为我们是女生 |
| [18:23.86] | -You know what girls are good at? -Stripping! 你知道女生最擅长什么？ 跳脱衣舞 |
| [18:29.30] | No,listening! 不，是倾听 |
| [18:30.74] | Sit. 坐下 |
| [18:32.47] | Maybe it would really,really help if you would just talk. 如果你肯一吐为快 或许就没事了 |
| [18:37.41] | Yeah,come on. What's going on in there? 是啊，你的心在想什么？ |
| [18:43.22] | And you know,if you want to cry, that's okay too. 你想哭也没关系 |
| [18:47.75] | I'm going to have to ask you all to leave. 我要请你们都离开 |
| [18:52.23] | Forget it. We tried, but phase three is a lost cause. 算了，我们试过了 但第三阶段没希望了 |
| [18:56.73] | Those strippers were hot,and l couldn't picture myself with them. 那些舞娘都很辣 我却无法产生性幻想 |
| [19:05.27] | They really were pretty, weren't they? 她们真的很漂亮 |
| [19:07.67] | -I liked that fighter pilot one. -Candy? 我喜欢一号战斗机驾驶 糖糖？ |
| [19:10.34] | She was so spunky! 她好有劲 对啊 |
| [19:14.15] | I think if I were going to be with a woman... 要是我要跟女人在一起… |
| [19:19.69] | ...it'd be with someone like Michelle. 我会选蜜雪儿那型的 |
| [19:22.42] | She was just so petite. 她好娇小 |
| [19:24.96] | For me,it would have to be Chantal. 我会选香妲 |
| [19:27.86] | 没错 天哪 |
| [19:31.63] | She had the smoothest skin. 她的皮肤好嫩 |
| [19:33.70] | I stuck that dollar in her G-string and grazed her thigh 我塞钱给她时 手擦过她的大腿… |
| [19:37.70] | Phase three! I just achieved phase three! 第三阶段！ 我进入第三阶段了 |
| [19:43.08] | I am totally picturing you with all those women! 真的？ 我可以想像你们跟她们在一起 |
| [19:47.21] | That's not phase three. 那不是第三阶段 |
| [19:48.78] | Well,I'm there too! 我也在场 |
| [19:52.49] | Are we all together in a group? 我们在开性派对吗？ |
| [19:54.45] | Stop it,you're killing me! 别说了，我快疯了 |
| [19:56.89] | I think I moved on to phase four! 我进入第四阶段了 |
| [19:58.99] | -What is that? -I don't want a relationship ever! 那是什么？ 我再也不想谈恋爱 |
| [20:03.10] | I just want sex with strippers and my friends! 只想跟脱衣舞娘和朋友上床 |
| [20:09.14] | Come on. 来嘛 |
| [20:10.67] | Let me see that smile. 让我看看你的笑容 |
| [20:12.91] | I don't want to. 我不想笑 |
| [20:14.91] | Please? 拜托啦？ |
| [20:16.68] | I wanted to go to the strip club! 人家想看脱衣舞嘛 |
| [20:19.85] | You'll have plenty of chances. 你有的是机会 |
| [20:21.78] | There are thousands of women out there, just waiting to screw me over. 有成千上万的女人等着伤害我 |
| [20:27.09] | Yeah,all right. 好吧 |
| [20:31.69] | How was Vermont? 这趟玩得怎样？ |
| [20:33.53] | Emily is... 艾蜜莉真是… |
| [20:36.00] | ...incredible. There are no words to describe her. ...太棒了 她好得无法形容 |
| [20:39.93] | The whole weekend was like a dream. 整个周末就像一场梦 |
| [20:44.77] | And you! Rach! 还有你，瑞秋 |
| [20:47.87] | You were so right. 你说得一点也没错 |
| [20:49.61] | What? 什么？ |
| [20:50.81] | What you said about us finally being in a place... 你说我们总算到了一个 |
| [20:54.35] | ...where we could really be happy for each other. 可以彼此祝福的阶段 |
| [20:58.35] | I admit,I wasn't quite there. 我原本没那么放得开 |
| [21:01.86] | The thought of you and that Josh guy 想到你和那个约许… |
| [21:05.06] | Joshua. 约书亚 |
| [21:07.33] | Joshua guy at that club, dancing,having a good time. 约书亚，在俱乐部里跳舞狂欢 |
| [21:11.40] | And the thought of it kind of.... 我就觉得… |
| [21:14.30] | You know? But now! 你懂吗？但现在… |
| [21:16.50] | But now,I'm totally there. 我完全放开了 |
| [21:19.54] | I'm finally where you are. 我终于跟你一样了 |
| [21:21.91] | Thank goodness! 谢天谢地 |
| [21:25.18] | And thank you for Emily. 谢谢你把艾蜜莉介绍给我 |
| [21:27.51] | No problem. I'm so glad I could help,you know? 不客气，我乐得帮忙 |
| [21:31.08] | I'm happy for you. 我很替你开心 |
| [21:32.99] | Happy for you. 我才替你开心 |
| [21:35.19] | Oh,no,happy for you. 不，我才替你开心 |
| [21:41.70] | All right. Here's what we'll do. 好，接下来是这样 |
| [21:44.20] | You are going to take off my clothes. 你帮我脱衣服 |
| [21:46.93] | You two,go get the oils. 你们两个去拿精油 |
| [21:49.14] | And you,just constantly scream... 你就一直兴奋的叫 |
| [21:51.54] | ..."Chandler's the king! Chandler's the king!" “吾王钱德万岁！” |
| [21:54.64] | I want to be with her. I like her. 我想跟她在一起，我喜欢她 |
| [21:56.91] | That's fine. Go with your instincts! 没问题，大家随意 |
| [22:00.08] | What am I doing again? 我要做什么？ |
| [22:01.65] | Pay attention. I could wake up at any moment. 专心一点，我随时都会醒来 |
| [22:04.65] | I'm Joshua. I'm here to pick up Rachel. 我是约书亚，我来接瑞秋 |
| [22:07.39] | That's not Joshua. 他不是约书亚 |
| [22:10.12] | What do you want from me? I never met the guy. 你想怎样？我又没见过他 |
| [22:13.43] | I'm sorry you can't stay. 可惜你要走了 |
| [22:15.46] | The rest of us have a lot of work to do. 我们还有很多事要忙 |
| [22:22.40] | What are you doing? 你干什么？ |
| [22:24.97] | All right,listen. I got to wake up. 好，我得醒过来 |
| [00:03.23] | So, what is this? zhe shi shen me? |
| [00:04.70] | Googlie Worm. niu niu chong |
| [00:07.20] | And this? zhe ge ne? |
| [00:08.40] | Glow Pop Jiggly Jam. mao mao qiu |
| [00:11.41] | It' s so funny! hao hao wan o |
| [00:15.14] | What' s this? zhe shi shen me? |
| [00:17.25] | A hunk of sandwich from last year. qu nian sheng de yi kuai san ming zhi |
| [00:20.88] | Geller' s got one hooked! Looks like a big one! gai lei diao dao le! kan lai shi tiao da yu |
| [00:25.82] | It' s the classic struggle between man jing dian de ren yu da zhan |
| [00:31.53] | Someone knocked over a lamp. you ren zhuang dao yi zhan tai deng |
| [00:35.03] | You know what' ll be great about the fishing trip? zhe ci qu diao yu zui bang de shi |
| [00:38.17] | When my Dad asks," What are you doing with your life?"... dao le hu zhong yang ba hui wen wo" ni dou zai mang shen me" |
| [00:42.07] | ... I can say," I' m doing a movie with Charlton Heston. wo ke yi shuo wo yao gen que er deng xi si dun yan dian ying |
| [00:45.57] | What about you?" ni ne? |
| [00:47.11] | tai bang le |
| [00:51.85] | Don' t stop having fun just because I' m here. bie yin wei wo chu lai jiu di qi ya |
| [00:54.85] | Kathy didn' t cheat on all of you. kai xi mei you bei pan ni men |
| [00:59.19] | Well, except you. chu le ni |
| [01:10.10] | You know what is so sweet? Those birds have not left his side the whole time. zui gan ren de shi na liang zhi ji ya yi zhi gen zhe ta |
| [01:14.37] | Yeah, I wish that rooster were dead. na zhi gong ji zen me bu si |
| [01:17.61] | You shouldn' t leave Chandler alone. They broke up only two days ago. qiao yi, ni bu gai diu xia qian de ta gen kai xi cai fen shou 2 tian |
| [01:22.48] | Go fishing next week. xia zhou zai qu diao yu ba |
| [01:24.21] | There' s nothing I can do. He' s still in his sweats. wo bang bu shang mang, ta hai chuan zhe yun dong ku |
| [01:27.15] | That' s only phase one. xian zai cai di yi jie duan |
| [01:30.72] | I' ll be back for phase two. I' d never miss that. wo di er jie duan hui hui lai wo cong bu cuo guo di er jie duan |
| [01:34.39] | Phase two? shen me di er jie duan? |
| [01:35.69] | Getting drunk and going to a strip club. he ge lan zui, shang tuo yi wu ting |
| [01:39.93] | How does going there make him better? na yang zen me hui you bang zhu? |
| [01:42.73] | There are naked ladies there. na li you luo nv |
| [01:45.47] | Then to phase three: seeing yourself with other women. ran hou jiu shi di san jie duan dui bie de nv ren chan sheng xing huan xiang |
| [01:48.44] | There are naked ladies there too. na ge jie duan ye you luo nv |
| [01:52.94] | Would you give me one minute, please? rang wo qing jing yi xia hao ma? |
| [01:57.48] | The One with Joey' s Dirty Day ben ji bo chu:" shi lian da zuo zhan" |
| [00:00.00] | |
| [02:45.16] | These will match the jacket you picked out last week? zhe gen ni shang xing qi tiao de wai tao pei? |
| [02:49.16] | There we go. zhe jiu dui le |
| [02:52.13] | There it is. jiu shi zhe yang |
| [02:54.77] | You know what I need? Gloves. ni zhi dao wo xu yao shen me? shou tao |
| [02:57.07] | Brown leather dress gloves. zong se de pi shou tao |
| [02:59.77] | Well, let' s see.... hao, wo kan kan... |
| [03:01.84] | This one is large. zhe zhi shou shi da hao |
| [03:03.44] | And this one.... zhe zhi shou |
| [03:05.65] | Also large? ye shi da hao? |
| [03:08.15] | Two larges coming right up. dui, liang zhi da hao de shou tao ma shang lai |
| [03:12.15] | Hello. |
| [03:15.79] | Damn you. Could I have a moment? rui qiu, dan wu ni yi xia |
| [03:19.19] | My niece, you see, is in town from London. wo de zhi nv cong lun dun lai wan |
| [03:22.33] | Shropshire, but you know. qi shi shi shen luo pu jun |
| [03:24.20] | She' s about your age, I' d say. ta gen ni cha bu duo da |
| [03:26.50] | Anyway, I have tickets for the opera. Die Fledermaus. zong zhi wo you liang zhang ge ju de piao " bian fu" |
| [03:30.61] | Would you like to keep her company tonight? ni jin wan yuan yi pei ta ma? |
| [03:33.24] | Sure. You got it! hao, mei wen ti tai hao le |
| [03:35.01] | Count me in. Me. Fledermaus. Great! suan wo yi fen wo he" bian fu", tai bang le |
| [03:38.25] | Yes, of course. Thank you so very much. hao, xie xie, xie xie, xie xie ni |
| [03:42.88] | So? suo yi? |
| [03:46.65] | So? zen yang? |
| [03:52.19] | Gloves? Sorry, I' ll be right back. shou tao? dui o, wo ma shang qu na |
| [03:55.16] | Actually, I got to take off. qi shi wo gai zou le |
| [03:57.50] | I was curious. Do you have plans tonight? bu xiao de ni jin wan you mei you shi? |
| [04:00.94] | No, nothing! mei you, mei shi |
| [04:02.77] | I invested in a nightclub. It opens tonight. Want to come? wo tou zi de ye zong hui jin wan kai mu ni yao qu ma? |
| [04:05.94] | That would be great! hao a, tai bang le |
| [04:08.11] | You' re into hardcore S M, right? ni xi huan xing nue dai de zhu ti ba? |
| [04:12.88] | Well, I guess. I' m kidding. ying gai kai wan xiao de |
| [04:17.52] | I' ll put you on the VlP list. Look for me. wo hui xian dao, wo hui ba ni lie wei gui bin jin lai zhao wo |
| [04:21.19] | Great! You bet. hao, mei wen ti |
| [04:22.39] | I' ll see you tonight. wan shang jian hao |
| [04:25.56] | I almost forgot the tickets. What? cha dian wang le gei ni piao shen me? |
| [04:28.30] | For you and Emily. Tonight. Die Fledermaus. ni he ai mi li, jin wan " bian fu" |
| [04:33.87] | Oh, right. dui o |
| [04:35.07] | You' ll like it. It has two out of the three tenors. ni yi ding hui xi huan san da nan gao yin qu le liang ge |
| [04:45.65] | I can' t believe Kathy did this to me. kai xi ju ran zhe yang dui wo |
| [04:48.05] | I really thought she was the one. wo zhen de yi wei wo yao ding xia lai le |
| [04:50.65] | I' ll tell you what. gao su ni men |
| [04:52.05] | I' m not getting out of this chair. Ever! wo zai ye bu li kai zhe zhang yi zi le |
| [04:54.92] | From now on, this chair is the one! yi hou wo yao ding zai zhe zhang yi zi shang |
| [04:58.06] | You know what else is the one? My sweatpants. hai you zhe tiao yun dong ku |
| [05:01.66] | Just take the sweats off, okay? bie zhe yang, ba yun dong ku tuo diao |
| [05:05.00] | Take them off and we' ll have some fun. tuo diao, wo men lai wan |
| [05:11.87] | Wow, and I can' t resist that line. That' s why I never wear sweatpants. wo kang ju bu liao zhe ge you huo suo yi wo dou bu chuan yun dong ku |
| [05:20.42] | Did you catch any fish? you diao dao da yu ma? |
| [05:22.02] | You guys have no idea. shuo chu lai xia si ni men |
| [05:24.19] | You stink! Are you kidding? ni hao chou gao shen me |
| [05:27.06] | Three days without a shower. Plus, I fell in a big tub of worms! wo 3 tian mei xi zao hai diao jin yi tong yu er li |
| [05:34.16] | How' s he doing? ta zen me yang? |
| [05:35.50] | He hasn' t left that chair in two days. zuo zai na li zuo le 2 tian |
| [05:38.23] | Hey, buddy, how' s it going? xiong di, ni hai hao ma? |
| [05:46.11] | You see? He just needed his pal to come home. hao xiong di hui jia jiu mei shi le |
| [05:49.28] | I got to memorize my lines. wo de bei tai ci |
| [05:51.45] | Me and Charlton Heston, bright and early tomorrow, baby! ming tian yi zao yao he que er deng xi si dun yan xi |
| [06:00.46] | What' s the matter? zen me le? |
| [06:03.36] | Joshua invited me to this fancy club opening tonight. yue shu ya yue wo can jia ye zong hui kai mu |
| [06:08.46] | But I already told Mr. Waltham... dan wo yi jing da ying wo sen xian sheng |
| [06:10.73] | ... that I would take his niece to the dumb old opera. yao dai ta de zhi nv qu kan lao diao ya ge ju |
| [06:15.54] | So, what are you going to do? neng zen me ban ne? |
| [06:19.04] | I don' t know. No! Help me! wo bu zhi dao bu xing, jiu jiu wo |
| [06:21.78] | I can' t. I have to work. Phoebe? wo bu xing, wo yao gong zuo fei bi? |
| [06:24.61] | I would, but I get my morning sickness in the evening. wo hen xiang, dan wo dou zai wan shang hai xi |
| [06:28.42] | Unless she wants to spend the night holding my hair back for me. chu fei ta xiang zheng wan bang wo lao zhu tou fa |
| [06:32.72] | You guys, come on! I have to meet Joshua. bai tuo la, wo yi ding yao qu zhao yue shu ya |
| [06:35.62] | It' s my one chance for him to see the " fun" Rachel. zhe yang ta cai neng kan dao you qu de rui qiu |
| [06:38.46] | The " wouldn' t it be great if she were my wife?" Rachel. " qu lai dang lao po hui hen bang" de rui qiu |
| [06:44.17] | Are Joey and Chandler back? qiao yi he qian de hui lai le ma? |
| [06:46.47] | Chandler' s still in phase one, and Joey' s that thing you smell. qian de hai zai di yi jie duan qiao yi jiu shi chou wei de lai yuan |
| [07:02.18] | So.... suo yi? |
| [07:06.15] | No. bu yao |
| [07:07.92] | Come on! bai tuo la |
| [07:11.09] | She' s here. Wait, wait. ying gai shi ta deng yi xia |
| [07:12.63] | Ross, please? luo si, bai tuo la |
| [07:14.80] | You want me to take some girl I' ve never met to the opera... ni yao wo dai yi ge bu ren shi de nv sheng qu kan ge ju |
| [07:18.87] | ... so you can go to a club and flirt with some guy? hao rang ni qu ye zong hui gen mou ge nan ren da qing ma qiao? |
| [07:23.10] | That is a toughie. zhen nan jue ding a |
| [07:25.54] | She' s looking down the hall. ta zai kan zou lang |
| [07:28.64] | She looked right at me. ta zai kan wo |
| [07:30.95] | You can' t see people through that hole, can you? zhe yang kan shi kan bu dao de, dui ba? |
| [07:40.62] | I' ll be right there! Okay, Ross, please. ma shang lai luo si, bai tuo la |
| [07:43.36] | I thought we had moved on. wo yi wei wo men yi jing fang de kai le |
| [07:45.13] | I thought we could be happy for each other. wo yi wei wo men ke yi bi ci zhu fu le |
| [07:48.23] | I mean, was that just me? nan dao zhi you wo shi? |
| [07:51.73] | All right, I' ll do it. hao ba |
| [07:53.13] | Thank you, thank you. xie xie ni, xie xie |
| [07:56.17] | Emily. I' m Rachel Greene. ai mi li wo shi rui qiu ge lin |
| [07:59.81] | Thank goodness! xie tian xie di |
| [08:01.58] | There' s been a teeny change of plans. I' m not free tonight ji hua you xiao xiao de bian dong wo wan shang mei kong, suo yi |
| [08:05.71] | Really? shi ma? |
| [08:08.08] | I must' ve missed your call, though I didn' t leave the flat all day. tai hao le, wo yi ding shi mei jie dao dian hua sui ran wo zheng tian du mei chu men |
| [08:12.55] | Well, l wo |
| [08:13.86] | That' s not rude. It' s in keeping with the trip... bu, zhe ye mei shen me wo lai dao zhe li |
| [08:16.72] | ... where I' ve been run down by one of your wiener carts... xian shi bei ni men de re gou che zhuang dao |
| [08:20.66] | ... and been stripsearched at the airport. zai ji chang you bei tuo yi fu sou shen |
| [08:23.53] | Apparently, I look like someone who' s got cocaine stuffed up their bum. xian ran wo zhang de jiu xiang li sai le |
| [08:31.11] | I think you look great. wo jue de ni hen piao liang a |
| [08:34.71] | Good night. It was very nice to meet you. zai jian, hen gao xing ren shi ni |
| [08:40.88] | I' ll get her. wo qu zhui ta |
| [08:43.08] | Please, hurry. kuai qu hao |
| [08:46.52] | Don' t you just love the way they talk? ta men jiang hua hao hao wan |
| [08:59.20] | What? The baby kicked! zen me le? bao bao zai ti |
| [09:01.37] | Oh, my God. |
| [09:02.94] | No, wait. The elastic in my underwear busted. bu dui, shi nei ku de song jin dai duan le |
| [09:08.28] | Oh, my God! I overslept! wan le, wo shui guo tou le |
| [09:10.71] | I was supposed to be on the set half an hour ago! tong gao shi ban xiao shi qian, wo de gan kuai |
| [09:14.25] | You can' t go like that! You stink! ni bu neng zhe yang qu, ni hao chou |
| [09:16.75] | I fell asleep. Now I don' t have time! wo shui zhao wang ji xi zao xian zai mei shi jian le |
| [09:19.79] | Just 10 blocks away. If I run, I' ll make it. cai shi tiao jie, yong pao de hai lai de ji |
| [09:22.39] | Run 10 blocks. That' ll help the smell. pao shi tiao jie hui geng chou |
| [09:25.63] | Slow down! No, keep moving. man yi dian! bu, ni zou ba |
| [09:28.63] | How did it go last night? zuo wan zen me yang a? |
| [09:30.77] | Well, I didn' t see Joshua. wo mei jian dao yue shu ya |
| [09:33.94] | But I did punch a girl in the face. dan wo zou le yi ge nv sheng yi quan |
| [09:36.97] | The whole night was horrible. It was pouring. zuo wan zhen de hen dao mei, yu xia de hen da |
| [09:39.91] | There was no Rachel Greene on the list. But there was a Rachel Greep. dao le xian chang ming dan shang mei you rui qiu ge lin dan you yi ge rui qiu ge pi |
| [09:44.95] | So did you get to meet her? ni you jian dao ta ma? |
| [09:49.85] | There is no Rachel Greep. But this girl overheard us. gen ben mei zhe ge ren dan you ge nv sheng ting dao le |
| [09:53.69] | And she said," I' m Rachel Greep!" And he let her in. da jiao" wo jiu shi rui qiu ge pi" jie guo ta jiu jin qu le |
| [09:57.29] | So you hit her? suo yi ni zou ta? |
| [09:58.86] | No, she was already in. bu shi, ta yi jing jin qu le |
| [10:00.49] | This big bitch behind me tried to steal my umbrella... bu guo hou mian you ge fei po xiang tou wo de san |
| [10:03.63] | ... so I clocked her. wo bian le ta |
| [10:06.80] | All I wanted was a few hours... zhen shi de, wo zhi xiang zai gong zuo zhi yu |
| [10:09.54] | ... outside of work to see Joshua... gen yue shu ya xiang chu yi xia |
| [10:12.71] | ... so he could go ahead and start falling in love with me. hao rang ta you ji hui ai shang wo |
| [10:19.15] | Pheebs. fei |
| [10:22.68] | Honey, that' s your name. na shi ni de ming zi |
| [10:25.85] | That' s short for Phoebe? I thought that' s what we called each other. wo yi wei na shi wo men zhi jian de ni cheng |
| [10:32.99] | You' re wearing pants! That' s right. ni chuan shang ku zi le mei cuo |
| [10:35.40] | Where are the guys? I' m ready to get drunk and see strippers. nan sheng ne? wo yao mai zui kan tuo yi wu le |
| [10:39.73] | It' s 9: 30 a. m. cai zao shang 9 dian ban |
| [10:41.04] | They got a breakfast buffet. na li you zao can chi dao bao |
| [10:45.61] | wei luo si |
| [10:47.54] | Let me talk to him! rang wo gen ta shuo |
| [10:48.68] | Oh, my God! Can' t I just? tian na wo neng bu neng |
| [10:51.25] | It' s my phone and she' s shush Please! wo de dian hua ta hai xu wo bie chao la! |
| [10:53.71] | What' s he saying? ta shuo shi mo? |
| [10:55.65] | He' s with Emily in Vermont. ta gen ai mi li zai fo meng te tou su |
| [10:58.15] | What? Oh, my God! shen me? tian na |
| [11:00.09] | Who the hell is Emily? No. ai mi li shi shui? bu! |
| [11:03.96] | When we first met her, she was soaking, her feet were wet.... gang jian mian di shi hou ta cong tou dao jiao dou shi tou le |
| [11:07.46] | Who wouldn' t be miserable? ren shui dou hui xin qing bu hao |
| [11:09.23] | I' m telling you, once l got her into a dry pair of shoes... wo yi rang ta huan shang gan de xie zi |
| [11:11.83] | ... she was a totally different person. ta jiu wan quan bian le |
| [11:13.63] | They' re in Vermont? How did this happen? ta men zai fo meng te? zen me hui? |
| [11:17.84] | How' d he end up in Vermont with that witch? ta zen me hui gen na ge wu po qu fo meng te |
| [11:21.14] | Maybe she doesn' t hit him all the time. ye xu ta mei you yi zhi da ta ba |
| [11:24.41] | There' s a deer outside eating fruit from the orchard! luo si, kuai lai wai mian you zhi xun lu zai chi guo yuan de shui guo |
| [11:28.18] | I got to go! There' s a deer eating fruit from the orchard! wo yao gua le wai mian you zhi xun lu zai chi guo yuan de shui guo |
| [11:34.66] | He had to go. There was a deer eating fruit from the orchard. ta gua le wai mian you zhi xun lu zai chi guo yuan de shui guo |
| [11:39.99] | I don' t get this. She was horrible! wo bu dong, ta hen ji che ye |
| [11:42.40] | I' m going to go stand over there. wo yao qu zhan zai na bian |
| [11:46.27] | Why do you care? ni gan ma zhe me zai hu? |
| [11:48.37] | I don' t care. wo cai bu zai hu |
| [11:51.57] | I' m just upset that I' m getting nowhere with Joshua. wo zhi shi hen qi wo gen yue shu ya mei jin zhan |
| [11:55.18] | You do not just meet someone and go flitting off to Vermont! dan na you ren yi ren shi jiu pao qu fo meng te de |
| [11:59.38] | When you first met Barry, you flitted off to Vail. ni he bei li yi ren shi jiu pao qu wei er |
| [12:03.08] | Could you, just for once... ni neng bu neng ou er you yi ci |
| [12:05.45] | ... not remember every little thing? bu yao shen me xiao shi dou ji de |
| [12:10.59] | So you know, when' s he getting back? ta shen me shi hou hui lai? |
| [12:13.23] | A couple of days. guo liang tian ba |
| [12:14.60] | I knew something like this would happen. wo jiu zhi dao hui zhe yang |
| [12:17.36] | What are you doing? ni gan shen me? |
| [12:20.94] | You can' t go back a phase! qian de, ni bu neng rang jie duan dao liu |
| [12:23.00] | You' re thinking about time. You can' t go back in time. ke yi, shi jian cai bu neng dao liu |
| [12:28.41] | Why don' t you do your phase two strip club thing with us? wo men gen ni qu jin xing di er jie duan hao le |
| [12:33.01] | We can be guys! dui ya, wo men ke yi dang nan sheng |
| [12:34.88] | No, you can' t. ni men bu xing |
| [12:37.42] | Let us be guys! Maybe we want to be guys. rang wo men dang ma, ye xu wo men xiang dang |
| [12:40.35] | No, you don' t. You' d be all hairy and wouldn' t live as long. ni men cai bu xiang, quan shen shi mao hai duan ming |
| [12:45.36] | Would you just stop being such a wuss and get those off? bie zhe me nao zhong ba yun dong ku tuo diao |
| [12:49.90] | And come with us and watch naked girls dance! gen wo men qu kan luo nv tiao wu |
| [12:54.54] | Okay. hao |
| [12:57.54] | I' m sorry. dui bu qi |
| [13:01.14] | yin bei pian chang |
| [13:04.28] | Joey Tribbiani. I' m here. wo shi qiao yi cui bi ya ni, wo lai le |
| [13:06.28] | Calm down, we got time. We' re running late. bie ji, lai de ji, jin du you dian luo hou |
| [13:11.62] | All set. |
| [13:16.92] | Look at that. Charlton Heston eating licorice. ni kan, que er deng xi si dun zai jue gan cao |
| [13:20.93] | Yeah, he loves them. I' ve never seen him with ta hen ai jue gan cao, lao shi |
| [13:28.47] | What the hell is that? What smells so bad? gao shen me? shen me dong xi zhe me chou? |
| [13:32.01] | You. ni |
| [13:34.18] | I could see why you would think that. But you know who it is? nan guai ni hui zhe me xiang, bu guo, ni zhi dao qi shi shi shui? |
| [13:39.11] | You? ni? |
| [13:40.75] | No, no. It' s Heston. bu, shi xi si dun |
| [13:45.59] | What? shen me? |
| [13:46.72] | He reeks like he went on a threeday fishing trip, then ate licorice. ta chou de hao xiang qu diao le 3 tian yu xian zai hai jue gan cao |
| [13:51.86] | No way. He' s the only one with a shower in his dressing room. bu ke neng zhi you ta de xiu xi shi you yu shi |
| [13:56.43] | Really? A shower? zhen de? yu shi? |
| [13:58.43] | Which room might that be? shi na yi jian? |
| [14:01.20] | The one with " Heston" on it. men kou you xie" xi si dun" de na jian |
| [14:04.94] | Interesting. you yi si |
| [14:19.69] | I got some ones. You want to put them in her panties? wo huan le ling chao ni yao bu yao qu sai ta de xiao ku ku? |
| [14:23.62] | No, thanks, Mom! bu yong le, niang |
| [14:29.53] | That. bao qian |
| [14:31.10] | You have to put that out because I' m pregnant. ni de xi diao, wo huai yun le |
| [14:34.03] | Maybe you and your baby ought to go to another strip club. ye xu ni he ni de hai zi ying gai qu bie jia |
| [14:38.71] | It' s not my baby. zhe cai bu shi wo de hai zi |
| [14:43.44] | Very good. hen hao |
| [14:46.91] | Really good. I enjoyed it. Very exotic. tai bang le, wo xi huan, hen huo la |
| [14:51.95] | I just checked our messages and Joshua didn' t call. wo cha guo liu yan, yue shu ya mei da lai |
| [14:55.46] | You' d think he' d be worried about me not showing up. wo hai yi wei wo mei qu ta hui dan xin |
| [14:59.09] | You know what makes it worse? geng zao de shi |
| [15:00.96] | Ross is all happy in Vermont. luo si zheng zai fo meng te feng liu kuai huo |
| [15:03.90] | Come on, look where you are! bai tuo, ni zai kan tuo yi wu ye |
| [15:08.17] | Another round of daiquiris. zai lai yi lun |
| [15:10.34] | Virgin for me. ji de wo yao qi shui |
| [15:12.27] | Don' t let me leave without the name of that carpet guy. ji de ti xing wo wen na ge ren de ming zi |
| [15:16.08] | kai lun, hai you, ni zui hao |
| [15:19.45] | Come on! bai tuo! |
| [15:22.38] | You know what? I' ll go home and call Kathy. suan le, wo yao hui jia da gei kai xi |
| [15:25.65] | If it' ll help. ru guo you yong de hua |
| [15:27.19] | That was a test. In a few hours, I' ll be drunk. bu, na shi ge kao yan zai guo ji xiao shi wo hui he zui... |
| [15:30.36] | I' ll want to call her. You' ll have to stop me. ... xiang da gei ta ni men de zu zhi wo |
| [15:32.99] | Then I' ll be so drunk, I' ll want to call Janice. jie zhe wo hui lan zui dao xiang da gei zhen ni si |
| [15:35.96] | You should! How is she? ni shi gai da, ta hao ma? |
| [15:39.47] | I think somebody needs another lap dance. you ren xu yao zai lai yi ci tui wu o |
| [16:00.52] | Who' s in there? shui zai li mian? |
| [16:07.66] | How you doing? ni hao ma? |
| [16:09.90] | Who in the hell are you? ni shi shui? |
| [16:12.33] | Would you believe me if I said I was Kirk Douglas? wo shuo kou ke dao ge la si ni bu hui xin ba? |
| [16:17.10] | Put some pants on, kid, so I can kick your butt. ba ku zi chuan shang, wo hao chuai ni de pi gu |
| [16:21.61] | No, wait. You don' t understand. bu, deng deng, ni you suo bu zhi |
| [16:25.05] | I' m an actor. wo shi ge yan yuan |
| [16:27.88] | Joey Tribbiani. I' m doing a scene with you today. qiao yi cui bi ya ni jin tian gen ni you yi chang xi |
| [16:31.09] | And I stink! dan shi wo hen chou yan de hen lan |
| [16:33.39] | You' re in this picture? ni you yan zhe bu pian? |
| [16:35.52] | I' m a cop who won' t work with you because you' re a loose cannon. dui, wo yan bu ken gen ni he zuo de jing cha yin wei ni hen wo xing wo su |
| [16:39.39] | Anyway, I' m really sorry. zong zhi wo hen bao qian |
| [16:41.30] | But I stink. dan wo zhen de hen chou yan de hen lan |
| [16:44.37] | Joey, right? qiao yi shi ba? |
| [16:50.04] | Every actor, one time or another mei ge yan yuan huo duo huo shao |
| [16:56.11] | Every actor thinks he stinks. dou hui jue de zi ji lan |
| [16:58.11] | Even Laurence Olivier sometimes thought he stank. lian lao lun si ao li fu you shi ye hui zhe me xiang |
| [17:01.82] | Bob Redford won' t even watch himself. lao bo rui fu gen ben bu kan zi ji yan xi |
| [17:04.49] | You don' t understand. bu, ni mei ting dong |
| [17:05.75] | Listen to me. ting wo shuo |
| [17:08.99] | I don' t know one actor worth his salt... mei yi ge hao yan yuan |
| [17:11.89] | ... who, one time in his career, didn' t say," God, I stink!" zai yan yi sheng ya zhong dou ceng shuo guo " tian na, wo zhen lan" |
| [17:15.93] | I just did a scene out there. First take, I stunk the place up. wo gang pai wan yi chang xi di yi ci wo yan de lan tou le |
| [17:23.24] | The important thing, and you must remember... zhong yao de shi ni yao ji zhu |
| [17:26.27] | ... no matter how badly you think you stink... bu guan ni ren wei zi ji you duo lan |
| [17:29.44] | ... you must never, ever bust into my dressing room and use my shower! ye bu neng chuang jin wo de xiu xi shi yong wo de yu shi |
| [17:35.42] | Do you understand me? dong le ma? |
| [17:37.28] | Yes, sir. I' m very sorry. Wait a minute! shi, hen bao qian deng deng |
| [17:40.62] | Take your pants. ba ku zi dai zou |
| [17:44.19] | Sorry. I' m really sorry. dui bu qi, hen bao qian |
| [17:49.00] | What a business. yan yi quan |
| [17:54.64] | We did okay at the strip club, right? wo men biao xian de hai hao ba? |
| [17:57.14] | Great. Thanks to you, the hottest waitress is quitting... hao de hen ni men rang zui xing gan de fu wu sheng yao ci zhi... |
| [18:00.97] | ... to teach the third grade! ... qu dang xiao xue lao shi |
| [18:03.91] | He still hasn' t called. Who, Josh? ta ju ran hai mei da lai yue xu ma? |
| [18:07.11] | It' s Joshua. shi yue shu ya |
| [18:08.45] | He doesn' t like " Josh"? No, I don' t. ta bu xi huan yue xu? shi wo bu xi huan |
| [18:12.49] | I' m going to put my sweats back on. wo yao ba yun dong ku huan hui lai |
| [18:15.16] | You know what? You were right. bu yao la! ni shuo de dui |
| [18:16.99] | We weren' t great at being guys. You know why? wo men dang nan sheng dang de bu hao ni zhi dao wei shi me? |
| [18:20.19] | Because we' re girls. yin wei wo men shi nv sheng |
| [18:23.86] | You know what girls are good at? Stripping! ni zhi dao nv sheng zui shan chang shen me? tiao tuo yi wu |
| [18:29.30] | No, listening! bu, shi qing ting |
| [18:30.74] | Sit. zuo xia |
| [18:32.47] | Maybe it would really, really help if you would just talk. ru guo ni ken yi tu wei kuai huo xu jiu mei shi le |
| [18:37.41] | Yeah, come on. What' s going on in there? shi a, ni de xin zai xiang shen me? |
| [18:43.22] | And you know, if you want to cry, that' s okay too. ni xiang ku ye mei guan xi |
| [18:47.75] | I' m going to have to ask you all to leave. wo yao qing ni men dou li kai |
| [18:52.23] | Forget it. We tried, but phase three is a lost cause. suan le, wo men shi guo le dan di san jie duan mei xi wang le |
| [18:56.73] | Those strippers were hot, and l couldn' t picture myself with them. nei xie wu niang dou hen la wo que wu fa chan sheng xing huan xiang |
| [19:05.27] | They really were pretty, weren' t they? ta men zhen de hen piao liang |
| [19:07.67] | I liked that fighter pilot one. Candy? wo xi huan yi hao zhan dou ji jia shi tang tang? |
| [19:10.34] | She was so spunky! ta hao you jin dui a |
| [19:14.15] | I think if I were going to be with a woman... yao shi wo yao gen nv ren zai yi qi |
| [19:19.69] | ... it' d be with someone like Michelle. wo hui xuan mi xue er na xing de |
| [19:22.42] | She was just so petite. ta hao jiao xiao |
| [19:24.96] | For me, it would have to be Chantal. wo hui xuan xiang da |
| [19:27.86] | mei cuo tian na |
| [19:31.63] | She had the smoothest skin. ta de pi fu hao nen |
| [19:33.70] | I stuck that dollar in her Gstring and grazed her thigh wo sai qian gei ta shi shou ca guo ta de da tui |
| [19:37.70] | Phase three! I just achieved phase three! di san jie duan! wo jin ru di san jie duan le |
| [19:43.08] | I am totally picturing you with all those women! zhen de? wo ke yi xiang xiang ni men gen ta men zai yi qi |
| [19:47.21] | That' s not phase three. na bu shi di san jie duan |
| [19:48.78] | Well, I' m there too! wo ye zai chang |
| [19:52.49] | Are we all together in a group? wo men zai kai xing pai dui ma? |
| [19:54.45] | Stop it, you' re killing me! bie shuo le, wo kuai feng le |
| [19:56.89] | I think I moved on to phase four! wo jin ru di si jie duan le |
| [19:58.99] | What is that? I don' t want a relationship ever! na shi shen me? wo zai ye bu xiang tan lian ai |
| [20:03.10] | I just want sex with strippers and my friends! zhi xiang gen tuo yi wu niang he peng you shang chuang |
| [20:09.14] | Come on. lai ma |
| [20:10.67] | Let me see that smile. rang wo kan kan ni de xiao rong |
| [20:12.91] | I don' t want to. wo bu xiang xiao |
| [20:14.91] | Please? bai tuo la? |
| [20:16.68] | I wanted to go to the strip club! ren jia xiang kan tuo yi wu ma |
| [20:19.85] | You' ll have plenty of chances. ni you de shi ji hui |
| [20:21.78] | There are thousands of women out there, just waiting to screw me over. you cheng qian shang wan de nv ren deng zhe shang hai wo |
| [20:27.09] | Yeah, all right. hao ba |
| [20:31.69] | How was Vermont? zhe tang wan de zen yang? |
| [20:33.53] | Emily is... ai mi li zhen shi |
| [20:36.00] | ... incredible. There are no words to describe her. ... tai bang le ta hao de wu fa xing rong |
| [20:39.93] | The whole weekend was like a dream. zheng ge zhou mo jiu xiang yi chang meng |
| [20:44.77] | And you! Rach! hai you ni, rui qiu |
| [20:47.87] | You were so right. ni shuo de yi dian ye mei cuo |
| [20:49.61] | What? shen me? |
| [20:50.81] | What you said about us finally being in a place... ni shuo wo men zong suan dao le yi ge |
| [20:54.35] | ... where we could really be happy for each other. ke yi bi ci zhu fu de jie duan |
| [20:58.35] | I admit, I wasn' t quite there. wo yuan ben mei na me fang de kai |
| [21:01.86] | The thought of you and that Josh guy xiang dao ni he na ge yue xu |
| [21:05.06] | Joshua. yue shu ya |
| [21:07.33] | Joshua guy at that club, dancing, having a good time. yue shu ya, zai ju le bu li tiao wu kuang huan |
| [21:11.40] | And the thought of it kind of.... wo jiu jue de |
| [21:14.30] | You know? But now! ni dong ma? dan xian zai |
| [21:16.50] | But now, I' m totally there. wo wan quan fang kai le |
| [21:19.54] | I' m finally where you are. wo zhong yu gen ni yi yang le |
| [21:21.91] | Thank goodness! xie tian xie di |
| [21:25.18] | And thank you for Emily. xie xie ni ba ai mi li jie shao gei wo |
| [21:27.51] | No problem. I' m so glad I could help, you know? bu ke qi, wo le de bang mang |
| [21:31.08] | I' m happy for you. wo hen ti ni kai xin |
| [21:32.99] | Happy for you. wo cai ti ni kai xin |
| [21:35.19] | Oh, no, happy for you. bu, wo cai ti ni kai xin |
| [21:41.70] | All right. Here' s what we' ll do. hao, jie xia lai shi zhe yang |
| [21:44.20] | You are going to take off my clothes. ni bang wo tuo yi fu |
| [21:46.93] | You two, go get the oils. ni men liang ge qu na jing you |
| [21:49.14] | And you, just constantly scream... ni jiu yi zhi xing fen de jiao |
| [21:51.54] | ..." Chandler' s the king! Chandler' s the king!" " wu wang qian de wan sui!" |
| [21:54.64] | I want to be with her. I like her. wo xiang gen ta zai yi qi, wo xi huan ta |
| [21:56.91] | That' s fine. Go with your instincts! mei wen ti, da jia sui yi |
| [22:00.08] | What am I doing again? wo yao zuo shi mo? |
| [22:01.65] | Pay attention. I could wake up at any moment. zhuan xin yi dian, wo sui shi dou hui xing lai |
| [22:04.65] | I' m Joshua. I' m here to pick up Rachel. wo shi yue shu ya, wo lai jie rui qiu |
| [22:07.39] | That' s not Joshua. ta bu shi yue shu ya |
| [22:10.12] | What do you want from me? I never met the guy. ni xiang zen yang? wo you mei jian guo ta |
| [22:13.43] | I' m sorry you can' t stay. ke xi ni yao zou le |
| [22:15.46] | The rest of us have a lot of work to do. wo men hai you hen duo shi yao mang |
| [22:22.40] | What are you doing? ni gan shen me? |
| [22:24.97] | All right, listen. I got to wake up. hao, wo de xing guo lai |
| [00:03.23] | So, what is this? zhè shì shén me? |
| [00:04.70] | Googlie Worm. niǔ niǔ chóng |
| [00:07.20] | And this? zhè gè ne? |
| [00:08.40] | Glow Pop Jiggly Jam. máo máo qiú |
| [00:11.41] | It' s so funny! hǎo hǎo wán ō |
| [00:15.14] | What' s this? zhè shì shén me? |
| [00:17.25] | A hunk of sandwich from last year. qù nián shèng de yí kuài sān míng zhì |
| [00:20.88] | Geller' s got one hooked! Looks like a big one! gài lēi diào dào le! kàn lái shì tiáo dà yú |
| [00:25.82] | It' s the classic struggle between man jīng diǎn de rén yú dà zhàn |
| [00:31.53] | Someone knocked over a lamp. yǒu rén zhuàng dǎo yī zhǎn tái dēng |
| [00:35.03] | You know what' ll be great about the fishing trip? zhè cì qù diào yú zuì bàng de shì |
| [00:38.17] | When my Dad asks," What are you doing with your life?"... dào le hú zhōng yāng bà huì wèn wǒ" nǐ dōu zài máng shén me" |
| [00:42.07] | ... I can say," I' m doing a movie with Charlton Heston. wǒ kě yǐ shuō wǒ yào gēn què ěr dēng xī sī dùn yǎn diàn yǐng |
| [00:45.57] | What about you?" nǐ ne? |
| [00:47.11] | tài bàng le |
| [00:51.85] | Don' t stop having fun just because I' m here. bié yīn wèi wǒ chū lái jiù dī qì yā |
| [00:54.85] | Kathy didn' t cheat on all of you. kǎi xī méi yǒu bèi pàn nǐ men |
| [00:59.19] | Well, except you. chú le nǐ |
| [01:10.10] | You know what is so sweet? Those birds have not left his side the whole time. zuì gǎn rén de shì nà liǎng zhī jī yā yī zhí gēn zhe tā |
| [01:14.37] | Yeah, I wish that rooster were dead. nà zhǐ gōng jī zěn me bù sǐ |
| [01:17.61] | You shouldn' t leave Chandler alone. They broke up only two days ago. qiáo yī, nǐ bù gāi diū xià qián dé tā gēn kǎi xī cái fèn shǒu 2 tiān |
| [01:22.48] | Go fishing next week. xià zhōu zài qù diào yú ba |
| [01:24.21] | There' s nothing I can do. He' s still in his sweats. wǒ bāng bù shàng máng, tā hái chuān zhe yùn dòng kù |
| [01:27.15] | That' s only phase one. xiàn zài cái dì yī jiē duàn |
| [01:30.72] | I' ll be back for phase two. I' d never miss that. wǒ dì èr jiē duàn huì huí lái wǒ cóng bù cuò guò dì èr jiē duàn |
| [01:34.39] | Phase two? shén me dì èr jiē duàn? |
| [01:35.69] | Getting drunk and going to a strip club. hē gè làn zuì, shàng tuō yī wǔ tīng |
| [01:39.93] | How does going there make him better? nà yàng zěn me huì yǒu bāng zhù? |
| [01:42.73] | There are naked ladies there. nà lǐ yǒu luǒ nǚ |
| [01:45.47] | Then to phase three: seeing yourself with other women. rán hòu jiù shì dì sān jiē duàn duì bié de nǚ rén chǎn shēng xìng huàn xiǎng |
| [01:48.44] | There are naked ladies there too. nà gè jiē duàn yě yǒu luǒ nǚ |
| [01:52.94] | Would you give me one minute, please? ràng wǒ qīng jìng yī xià hǎo ma? |
| [01:57.48] | The One with Joey' s Dirty Day běn jí bō chū:" shī liàn dà zuò zhàn" |
| [00:00.00] | |
| [02:45.16] | These will match the jacket you picked out last week? zhè gēn nǐ shàng xīng qī tiāo de wài tào pèi? |
| [02:49.16] | There we go. zhè jiù duì le |
| [02:52.13] | There it is. jiù shì zhè yàng |
| [02:54.77] | You know what I need? Gloves. nǐ zhī dào wǒ xū yào shén me? shǒu tào |
| [02:57.07] | Brown leather dress gloves. zōng sè de pí shǒu tào |
| [02:59.77] | Well, let' s see.... hǎo, wǒ kàn kàn... |
| [03:01.84] | This one is large. zhè zhī shǒu shì dà hào |
| [03:03.44] | And this one.... zhè zhī shǒu |
| [03:05.65] | Also large? yě shì dà hào? |
| [03:08.15] | Two larges coming right up. duì, liǎng zhǐ dà hào de shǒu tào mǎ shàng lái |
| [03:12.15] | Hello. |
| [03:15.79] | Damn you. Could I have a moment? ruì qiū, dān wù nǐ yī xià |
| [03:19.19] | My niece, you see, is in town from London. wǒ de zhí nǚ cóng lún dūn lái wán |
| [03:22.33] | Shropshire, but you know. qí shí shì shén luó pǔ jùn |
| [03:24.20] | She' s about your age, I' d say. tā gēn nǐ chà bù duō dà |
| [03:26.50] | Anyway, I have tickets for the opera. Die Fledermaus. zǒng zhī wǒ yǒu liǎng zhāng gē jù de piào " biān fú" |
| [03:30.61] | Would you like to keep her company tonight? nǐ jīn wǎn yuàn yì péi tā ma? |
| [03:33.24] | Sure. You got it! hǎo, méi wèn tí tài hǎo le |
| [03:35.01] | Count me in. Me. Fledermaus. Great! suàn wǒ yī fèn wǒ hé" biān fú", tài bàng le |
| [03:38.25] | Yes, of course. Thank you so very much. hǎo, xiè xiè, xiè xiè, xiè xiè nǐ |
| [03:42.88] | So? suǒ yǐ? |
| [03:46.65] | So? zěn yàng? |
| [03:52.19] | Gloves? Sorry, I' ll be right back. shǒu tào? duì ō, wǒ mǎ shǎng qù ná |
| [03:55.16] | Actually, I got to take off. qí shí wǒ gāi zǒu le |
| [03:57.50] | I was curious. Do you have plans tonight? bù xiǎo de nǐ jīn wǎn yǒu méi yǒu shì? |
| [04:00.94] | No, nothing! méi yǒu, méi shì |
| [04:02.77] | I invested in a nightclub. It opens tonight. Want to come? wǒ tóu zī de yè zǒng huì jīn wǎn kāi mù nǐ yào qù ma? |
| [04:05.94] | That would be great! hǎo a, tài bàng le |
| [04:08.11] | You' re into hardcore S M, right? nǐ xǐ huān xìng nüè dài de zhǔ tí ba? |
| [04:12.88] | Well, I guess. I' m kidding. yīng gāi kāi wán xiào de |
| [04:17.52] | I' ll put you on the VlP list. Look for me. wǒ huì xiān dào, wǒ huì bǎ nǐ liè wéi guì bīn jìn lái zhǎo wǒ |
| [04:21.19] | Great! You bet. hǎo, méi wèn tí |
| [04:22.39] | I' ll see you tonight. wǎn shàng jiàn hǎo |
| [04:25.56] | I almost forgot the tickets. What? chà diǎn wàng le gěi nǐ piào shén me? |
| [04:28.30] | For you and Emily. Tonight. Die Fledermaus. nǐ hé ài mì lì, jīn wǎn " biān fú" |
| [04:33.87] | Oh, right. duì ō |
| [04:35.07] | You' ll like it. It has two out of the three tenors. nǐ yí dìng huì xǐ huān sān dà nán gāo yīn qù le liǎng gè |
| [04:45.65] | I can' t believe Kathy did this to me. kǎi xī jū rán zhè yàng duì wǒ |
| [04:48.05] | I really thought she was the one. wǒ zhēn de yǐ wéi wǒ yào dìng xià lái le |
| [04:50.65] | I' ll tell you what. gào sù nǐ men |
| [04:52.05] | I' m not getting out of this chair. Ever! wǒ zài yě bù lí kāi zhè zhāng yǐ zi le |
| [04:54.92] | From now on, this chair is the one! yǐ hòu wǒ yào dìng zài zhè zhāng yǐ zi shàng |
| [04:58.06] | You know what else is the one? My sweatpants. hái yǒu zhè tiáo yùn dòng kù |
| [05:01.66] | Just take the sweats off, okay? bié zhè yàng, bǎ yùn dòng kù tuō diào |
| [05:05.00] | Take them off and we' ll have some fun. tuō diào, wǒ men lái wán |
| [05:11.87] | Wow, and I can' t resist that line. That' s why I never wear sweatpants. wǒ kàng jù bù liǎo zhè gè yòu huò suǒ yǐ wǒ dōu bù chuān yùn dòng kù |
| [05:20.42] | Did you catch any fish? yǒu diào dào dà yú ma? |
| [05:22.02] | You guys have no idea. shuō chū lái xià sǐ nǐ men |
| [05:24.19] | You stink! Are you kidding? nǐ hǎo chòu gǎo shén me |
| [05:27.06] | Three days without a shower. Plus, I fell in a big tub of worms! wǒ 3 tiān méi xǐ zǎo hái diào jìn yī tǒng yú ěr lǐ |
| [05:34.16] | How' s he doing? tā zěn me yàng? |
| [05:35.50] | He hasn' t left that chair in two days. zuò zài nà li zuò le 2 tiān |
| [05:38.23] | Hey, buddy, how' s it going? xiōng dì, nǐ hái hǎo ma? |
| [05:46.11] | You see? He just needed his pal to come home. hǎo xiōng dì huí jiā jiù méi shì le |
| [05:49.28] | I got to memorize my lines. wǒ dé bèi tái cí |
| [05:51.45] | Me and Charlton Heston, bright and early tomorrow, baby! míng tiān yī zǎo yào hé què ěr dēng xī sī dùn yǎn xì |
| [06:00.46] | What' s the matter? zěn me le? |
| [06:03.36] | Joshua invited me to this fancy club opening tonight. yuē shū yà yuē wǒ cān jiā yè zǒng huì kāi mù |
| [06:08.46] | But I already told Mr. Waltham... dàn wǒ yǐ jīng dā yìng wò sēn xiān shēng |
| [06:10.73] | ... that I would take his niece to the dumb old opera. yào dài tā de zhí nǚ qù kàn lǎo diào yá gē jù |
| [06:15.54] | So, what are you going to do? néng zěn me bàn ne? |
| [06:19.04] | I don' t know. No! Help me! wǒ bù zhī dào bù xíng, jiù jiù wǒ |
| [06:21.78] | I can' t. I have to work. Phoebe? wǒ bù xíng, wǒ yào gōng zuò fēi bǐ? |
| [06:24.61] | I would, but I get my morning sickness in the evening. wǒ hěn xiǎng, dàn wǒ dōu zài wǎn shàng hài xǐ |
| [06:28.42] | Unless she wants to spend the night holding my hair back for me. chú fēi tā xiǎng zhěng wǎn bāng wǒ lāo zhù tóu fà |
| [06:32.72] | You guys, come on! I have to meet Joshua. bài tuō la, wǒ yí dìng yào qù zhǎo yuē shū yà |
| [06:35.62] | It' s my one chance for him to see the " fun" Rachel. zhè yàng tā cái néng kàn dào yǒu qù de ruì qiū |
| [06:38.46] | The " wouldn' t it be great if she were my wife?" Rachel. " qǔ lái dāng lǎo pó huì hěn bàng" de ruì qiū |
| [06:44.17] | Are Joey and Chandler back? qiáo yī hé qián dé huí lái le ma? |
| [06:46.47] | Chandler' s still in phase one, and Joey' s that thing you smell. qián dé hái zài dì yī jiē duàn qiáo yī jiù shì chòu wèi de lái yuán |
| [07:02.18] | So.... suǒ yǐ? |
| [07:06.15] | No. bú yào |
| [07:07.92] | Come on! bài tuō la |
| [07:11.09] | She' s here. Wait, wait. yīng gāi shì tā děng yī xià |
| [07:12.63] | Ross, please? luó sī, bài tuō la |
| [07:14.80] | You want me to take some girl I' ve never met to the opera... nǐ yào wǒ dài yí gè bù rèn shi de nǚ shēng qù kàn gē jù |
| [07:18.87] | ... so you can go to a club and flirt with some guy? hǎo ràng nǐ qù yè zǒng huì gēn mǒu gè nán rén dǎ qíng mà qiào? |
| [07:23.10] | That is a toughie. zhēn nán jué dìng a |
| [07:25.54] | She' s looking down the hall. tā zài kàn zǒu láng |
| [07:28.64] | She looked right at me. tā zài kàn wǒ |
| [07:30.95] | You can' t see people through that hole, can you? zhè yàng kàn shì kàn bú dào de, duì ba? |
| [07:40.62] | I' ll be right there! Okay, Ross, please. mǎ shàng lái luó sī, bài tuō la |
| [07:43.36] | I thought we had moved on. wǒ yǐ wéi wǒ men yǐ jīng fàng dé kāi le |
| [07:45.13] | I thought we could be happy for each other. wǒ yǐ wéi wǒ men kě yǐ bǐ cǐ zhù fú le |
| [07:48.23] | I mean, was that just me? nán dào zhǐ yǒu wǒ shì? |
| [07:51.73] | All right, I' ll do it. hǎo ba |
| [07:53.13] | Thank you, thank you. xiè xiè nǐ, xiè xiè |
| [07:56.17] | Emily. I' m Rachel Greene. ài mì lì wǒ shì ruì qiū gé lín |
| [07:59.81] | Thank goodness! xiè tiān xiè dì |
| [08:01.58] | There' s been a teeny change of plans. I' m not free tonight jì huà yǒu xiǎo xiǎo de biàn dòng wǒ wǎn shàng méi kòng, suǒ yǐ |
| [08:05.71] | Really? shì ma? |
| [08:08.08] | I must' ve missed your call, though I didn' t leave the flat all day. tài hǎo le, wǒ yí dìng shì méi jiē dào diàn huà suī rán wǒ zhěng tiān dū méi chū mén |
| [08:12.55] | Well, l wǒ |
| [08:13.86] | That' s not rude. It' s in keeping with the trip... bù, zhè yě méi shén me wǒ lái dào zhè lǐ |
| [08:16.72] | ... where I' ve been run down by one of your wiener carts... xiān shì bèi nǐ men de rè gǒu chē zhuàng dǎo |
| [08:20.66] | ... and been stripsearched at the airport. zài jī chǎng yòu bèi tuō yī fu sōu shēn |
| [08:23.53] | Apparently, I look like someone who' s got cocaine stuffed up their bum. xiǎn rán wǒ zhǎng de jiù xiàng lǐ sāi le |
| [08:31.11] | I think you look great. wǒ jué de nǐ hěn piào liàng a |
| [08:34.71] | Good night. It was very nice to meet you. zài jiàn, hěn gāo xìng rèn shi nǐ |
| [08:40.88] | I' ll get her. wǒ qù zhuī tā |
| [08:43.08] | Please, hurry. kuài qù hǎo |
| [08:46.52] | Don' t you just love the way they talk? tā men jiǎng huà hǎo hǎo wán |
| [08:59.20] | What? The baby kicked! zěn me le? bǎo bǎo zài tī |
| [09:01.37] | Oh, my God. |
| [09:02.94] | No, wait. The elastic in my underwear busted. bú duì, shì nèi kù de sōng jǐn dài duàn le |
| [09:08.28] | Oh, my God! I overslept! wán le, wǒ shuì guò tóu le |
| [09:10.71] | I was supposed to be on the set half an hour ago! tōng gào shì bàn xiǎo shí qián, wǒ dé gǎn kuài |
| [09:14.25] | You can' t go like that! You stink! nǐ bù néng zhè yàng qù, nǐ hǎo chòu |
| [09:16.75] | I fell asleep. Now I don' t have time! wǒ shuì zháo wàng jì xǐ zǎo xiàn zài méi shí jiān le |
| [09:19.79] | Just 10 blocks away. If I run, I' ll make it. cái shí tiáo jiē, yòng pǎo de hái lái de jí |
| [09:22.39] | Run 10 blocks. That' ll help the smell. pǎo shí tiáo jiē huì gèng chòu |
| [09:25.63] | Slow down! No, keep moving. màn yì diǎn! bù, nǐ zǒu ba |
| [09:28.63] | How did it go last night? zuó wǎn zěn me yàng a? |
| [09:30.77] | Well, I didn' t see Joshua. wǒ méi jiàn dào yuē shū yà |
| [09:33.94] | But I did punch a girl in the face. dàn wǒ zòu le yí gè nǚ shēng yī quán |
| [09:36.97] | The whole night was horrible. It was pouring. zuó wǎn zhēn de hěn dǎo méi, yǔ xià de hěn dà |
| [09:39.91] | There was no Rachel Greene on the list. But there was a Rachel Greep. dào le xiàn chǎng míng dān shàng méi yǒu ruì qiū gé lín dàn yǒu yí gè ruì qiū gé pí |
| [09:44.95] | So did you get to meet her? nǐ yǒu jiàn dào tā ma? |
| [09:49.85] | There is no Rachel Greep. But this girl overheard us. gēn běn méi zhè gè rén dàn yǒu gè nǚ shēng tīng dào le |
| [09:53.69] | And she said," I' m Rachel Greep!" And he let her in. dà jiào" wǒ jiù shì ruì qiū gé pí" jié guǒ tā jiù jìn qù le |
| [09:57.29] | So you hit her? suǒ yǐ nǐ zòu tā? |
| [09:58.86] | No, she was already in. bú shì, tā yǐ jīng jìn qù le |
| [10:00.49] | This big bitch behind me tried to steal my umbrella... bù guò hòu miàn yǒu gè féi pó xiǎng tōu wǒ de sǎn |
| [10:03.63] | ... so I clocked her. wǒ biǎn le tā |
| [10:06.80] | All I wanted was a few hours... zhēn shi de, wǒ zhǐ xiǎng zài gōng zuò zhī yú |
| [10:09.54] | ... outside of work to see Joshua... gēn yuē shū yà xiāng chǔ yī xià |
| [10:12.71] | ... so he could go ahead and start falling in love with me. hǎo ràng tā yǒu jī huì ài shàng wǒ |
| [10:19.15] | Pheebs. fēi |
| [10:22.68] | Honey, that' s your name. nà shi nǐ de míng zì |
| [10:25.85] | That' s short for Phoebe? I thought that' s what we called each other. wǒ yǐ wéi nà shi wǒ men zhī jiān de nì chēng |
| [10:32.99] | You' re wearing pants! That' s right. nǐ chuān shang kù zi le méi cuò |
| [10:35.40] | Where are the guys? I' m ready to get drunk and see strippers. nán shēng ne? wǒ yào mǎi zuì kàn tuō yī wǔ le |
| [10:39.73] | It' s 9: 30 a. m. cái zǎo shàng 9 diǎn bàn |
| [10:41.04] | They got a breakfast buffet. nà lǐ yǒu zǎo cān chī dào bǎo |
| [10:45.61] | wèi luó sī |
| [10:47.54] | Let me talk to him! ràng wǒ gēn tā shuō |
| [10:48.68] | Oh, my God! Can' t I just? tiān na wǒ néng bù néng |
| [10:51.25] | It' s my phone and she' s shush Please! wǒ de diàn huà tā hái xū wǒ bié chǎo la! |
| [10:53.71] | What' s he saying? tā shuō shí mǒ? |
| [10:55.65] | He' s with Emily in Vermont. tā gēn ài mì lì zài fó méng tè tóu sù |
| [10:58.15] | What? Oh, my God! shén me? tiān na |
| [11:00.09] | Who the hell is Emily? No. ài mì lì shì shuí? bù! |
| [11:03.96] | When we first met her, she was soaking, her feet were wet.... gāng jiàn miàn dí shí hòu tā cóng tóu dào jiǎo dōu shī tòu le |
| [11:07.46] | Who wouldn' t be miserable? rèn shuí dōu huì xīn qíng bù hǎo |
| [11:09.23] | I' m telling you, once l got her into a dry pair of shoes... wǒ yī ràng tā huàn shàng gàn de xié zǐ |
| [11:11.83] | ... she was a totally different person. tā jiù wán quán biàn le |
| [11:13.63] | They' re in Vermont? How did this happen? tā men zài fó méng tè? zěn me huì? |
| [11:17.84] | How' d he end up in Vermont with that witch? tā zěn me huì gēn nà gè wū pó qù fó méng tè |
| [11:21.14] | Maybe she doesn' t hit him all the time. yě xǔ tā méi yǒu yī zhí dǎ tā ba |
| [11:24.41] | There' s a deer outside eating fruit from the orchard! luó sī, kuài lái wài miàn yǒu zhǐ xún lù zài chī guǒ yuán de shuǐ guǒ |
| [11:28.18] | I got to go! There' s a deer eating fruit from the orchard! wǒ yào guà le wài miàn yǒu zhǐ xún lù zài chī guǒ yuán de shuǐ guǒ |
| [11:34.66] | He had to go. There was a deer eating fruit from the orchard. tā guà le wài miàn yǒu zhǐ xún lù zài chī guǒ yuán de shuǐ guǒ |
| [11:39.99] | I don' t get this. She was horrible! wǒ bù dǒng, tā hěn jī chē yé |
| [11:42.40] | I' m going to go stand over there. wǒ yào qù zhàn zài nà biān |
| [11:46.27] | Why do you care? nǐ gàn ma zhè me zài hu? |
| [11:48.37] | I don' t care. wǒ cái bù zài hu |
| [11:51.57] | I' m just upset that I' m getting nowhere with Joshua. wǒ zhǐ shì hěn qì wǒ gēn yuē shū yà méi jìn zhǎn |
| [11:55.18] | You do not just meet someone and go flitting off to Vermont! dàn nǎ yǒu rén yī rèn shi jiù pǎo qù fó méng tè de |
| [11:59.38] | When you first met Barry, you flitted off to Vail. nǐ hé bèi lì yī rèn shi jiù pǎo qù wéi ěr |
| [12:03.08] | Could you, just for once... nǐ néng bù néng ǒu ěr yǒu yī cì |
| [12:05.45] | ... not remember every little thing? bú yào shén me xiǎo shì dōu jì de |
| [12:10.59] | So you know, when' s he getting back? tā shén me shí hòu huí lái? |
| [12:13.23] | A couple of days. guò liǎng tiān ba |
| [12:14.60] | I knew something like this would happen. wǒ jiù zhī dào huì zhè yàng |
| [12:17.36] | What are you doing? nǐ gàn shén me? |
| [12:20.94] | You can' t go back a phase! qián dé, nǐ bù néng ràng jiē duàn dào liú |
| [12:23.00] | You' re thinking about time. You can' t go back in time. kě yǐ, shí jiān cái bù néng dào liú |
| [12:28.41] | Why don' t you do your phase two strip club thing with us? wǒ men gēn nǐ qù jìn xíng dì èr jiē duàn hǎo le |
| [12:33.01] | We can be guys! duì ya, wǒ men kě yǐ dāng nán shēng |
| [12:34.88] | No, you can' t. nǐ men bù xíng |
| [12:37.42] | Let us be guys! Maybe we want to be guys. ràng wǒ men dāng ma, yě xǔ wǒ men xiǎng dāng |
| [12:40.35] | No, you don' t. You' d be all hairy and wouldn' t live as long. nǐ men cái bù xiǎng, quán shēn shì máo hái duǎn mìng |
| [12:45.36] | Would you just stop being such a wuss and get those off? bié zhè me nāo zhǒng bǎ yùn dòng kù tuō diào |
| [12:49.90] | And come with us and watch naked girls dance! gēn wǒ men qù kàn luǒ nǚ tiào wǔ |
| [12:54.54] | Okay. hǎo |
| [12:57.54] | I' m sorry. duì bù qǐ |
| [13:01.14] | yín bēi piàn chǎng |
| [13:04.28] | Joey Tribbiani. I' m here. wǒ shì qiáo yī cuī bǐ yà ní, wǒ lái le |
| [13:06.28] | Calm down, we got time. We' re running late. bié jí, lái de jí, jìn dù yǒu diǎn luò hòu |
| [13:11.62] | All set. |
| [13:16.92] | Look at that. Charlton Heston eating licorice. nǐ kàn, què ěr dēng xī sī dùn zài jué gān cǎo |
| [13:20.93] | Yeah, he loves them. I' ve never seen him with tā hěn ài jué gān cǎo, lǎo shì |
| [13:28.47] | What the hell is that? What smells so bad? gǎo shén me? shén me dōng xī zhè me chòu? |
| [13:32.01] | You. nǐ |
| [13:34.18] | I could see why you would think that. But you know who it is? nán guài nǐ huì zhè me xiǎng, bù guò, nǐ zhī dào qí shí shì shuí? |
| [13:39.11] | You? nǐ? |
| [13:40.75] | No, no. It' s Heston. bù, shì xī sī dùn |
| [13:45.59] | What? shén me? |
| [13:46.72] | He reeks like he went on a threeday fishing trip, then ate licorice. tā chòu dé hǎo xiàng qù diào le 3 tiān yú xiàn zài hái jué gān cǎo |
| [13:51.86] | No way. He' s the only one with a shower in his dressing room. bù kě néng zhǐ yǒu tā de xiū xī shì yǒu yù shì |
| [13:56.43] | Really? A shower? zhēn de? yù shì? |
| [13:58.43] | Which room might that be? shì nǎ yī jiān? |
| [14:01.20] | The one with " Heston" on it. mén kǒu yǒu xiě" xī sī dùn" de nà jiān |
| [14:04.94] | Interesting. yǒu yì sī |
| [14:19.69] | I got some ones. You want to put them in her panties? wǒ huàn le líng chāo nǐ yào bú yào qù sāi tā de xiǎo kù kù? |
| [14:23.62] | No, thanks, Mom! bù yòng le, niáng |
| [14:29.53] | That. bào qiàn |
| [14:31.10] | You have to put that out because I' m pregnant. nǐ dé xī diào, wǒ huái yùn le |
| [14:34.03] | Maybe you and your baby ought to go to another strip club. yě xǔ nǐ hé nǐ de hái zi yīng gāi qù bié jiā |
| [14:38.71] | It' s not my baby. zhè cái bú shì wǒ de hái zi |
| [14:43.44] | Very good. hěn hǎo |
| [14:46.91] | Really good. I enjoyed it. Very exotic. tài bàng le, wǒ xǐ huān, hěn huǒ là |
| [14:51.95] | I just checked our messages and Joshua didn' t call. wǒ chá guò liú yán, yuē shū yà méi dǎ lái |
| [14:55.46] | You' d think he' d be worried about me not showing up. wǒ hái yǐ wéi wǒ méi qù tā huì dān xīn |
| [14:59.09] | You know what makes it worse? gèng zāo de shì |
| [15:00.96] | Ross is all happy in Vermont. luó sī zhèng zài fó méng tè fēng liú kuài huó |
| [15:03.90] | Come on, look where you are! bài tuō, nǐ zài kàn tuō yī wǔ yé |
| [15:08.17] | Another round of daiquiris. zài lái yī lún |
| [15:10.34] | Virgin for me. jì de wǒ yào qì shuǐ |
| [15:12.27] | Don' t let me leave without the name of that carpet guy. jì de tí xǐng wǒ wèn nà gè rén de míng zì |
| [15:16.08] | kǎi lún, hái yǒu, nǐ zuì hǎo |
| [15:19.45] | Come on! bài tuō! |
| [15:22.38] | You know what? I' ll go home and call Kathy. suàn le, wǒ yào huí jiā dǎ gěi kǎi xī |
| [15:25.65] | If it' ll help. rú guǒ yǒu yòng de huà |
| [15:27.19] | That was a test. In a few hours, I' ll be drunk. bù, nà shi gè kǎo yàn zài guò jǐ xiǎo shí wǒ huì hē zuì... |
| [15:30.36] | I' ll want to call her. You' ll have to stop me. ... xiǎng dǎ gěi tā nǐ men dé zǔ zhǐ wǒ |
| [15:32.99] | Then I' ll be so drunk, I' ll want to call Janice. jiē zhe wǒ huì làn zuì dào xiǎng dǎ gěi zhēn nī sī |
| [15:35.96] | You should! How is she? nǐ shì gāi dǎ, tā hǎo ma? |
| [15:39.47] | I think somebody needs another lap dance. yǒu rén xū yào zài lái yī cì tuǐ wǔ ō |
| [16:00.52] | Who' s in there? shuí zài lǐ miàn? |
| [16:07.66] | How you doing? nǐ hǎo ma? |
| [16:09.90] | Who in the hell are you? nǐ shì shuí? |
| [16:12.33] | Would you believe me if I said I was Kirk Douglas? wǒ shuō kòu kè dào gé lā sī nǐ bú huì xìn ba? |
| [16:17.10] | Put some pants on, kid, so I can kick your butt. bǎ kù zi chuān shang, wǒ hǎo chuài nǐ de pì gǔ |
| [16:21.61] | No, wait. You don' t understand. bù, děng děng, nǐ yǒu suǒ bù zhī |
| [16:25.05] | I' m an actor. wǒ shì gè yǎn yuán |
| [16:27.88] | Joey Tribbiani. I' m doing a scene with you today. qiáo yī cuī bǐ yà ní jīn tiān gēn nǐ yǒu yī chǎng xì |
| [16:31.09] | And I stink! dàn shì wǒ hěn chòu yǎn de hěn làn |
| [16:33.39] | You' re in this picture? nǐ yǒu yǎn zhè bù piàn? |
| [16:35.52] | I' m a cop who won' t work with you because you' re a loose cannon. duì, wǒ yǎn bù kěn gēn nǐ hé zuò de jǐng chá yīn wèi nǐ hěn wǒ xíng wǒ sù |
| [16:39.39] | Anyway, I' m really sorry. zǒng zhī wǒ hěn bào qiàn |
| [16:41.30] | But I stink. dàn wǒ zhēn de hěn chòu yǎn de hěn làn |
| [16:44.37] | Joey, right? qiáo yī shì ba? |
| [16:50.04] | Every actor, one time or another měi gè yǎn yuán huò duō huò shǎo |
| [16:56.11] | Every actor thinks he stinks. dōu huì jué de zì jǐ làn |
| [16:58.11] | Even Laurence Olivier sometimes thought he stank. lián láo lún sī ào lì fú yǒu shí yě huì zhè me xiǎng |
| [17:01.82] | Bob Redford won' t even watch himself. láo bó ruì fú gēn běn bù kàn zì jǐ yǎn xì |
| [17:04.49] | You don' t understand. bù, nǐ méi tīng dǒng |
| [17:05.75] | Listen to me. tīng wǒ shuō |
| [17:08.99] | I don' t know one actor worth his salt... měi yí gè hǎo yǎn yuán |
| [17:11.89] | ... who, one time in his career, didn' t say," God, I stink!" zài yǎn yì shēng yá zhōng dōu céng shuō guò " tiān na, wǒ zhēn làn" |
| [17:15.93] | I just did a scene out there. First take, I stunk the place up. wǒ gāng pāi wán yī chǎng xì dì yī cì wǒ yǎn dé làn tòu le |
| [17:23.24] | The important thing, and you must remember... zhòng yào de shì nǐ yào jì zhù |
| [17:26.27] | ... no matter how badly you think you stink... bù guǎn nǐ rèn wéi zì jǐ yǒu duō làn |
| [17:29.44] | ... you must never, ever bust into my dressing room and use my shower! yě bù néng chuǎng jìn wǒ de xiū xī shì yòng wǒ de yù shì |
| [17:35.42] | Do you understand me? dǒng le ma? |
| [17:37.28] | Yes, sir. I' m very sorry. Wait a minute! shì, hěn bào qiàn děng děng |
| [17:40.62] | Take your pants. bǎ kù zi dài zǒu |
| [17:44.19] | Sorry. I' m really sorry. duì bù qǐ, hěn bào qiàn |
| [17:49.00] | What a business. yǎn yì quān |
| [17:54.64] | We did okay at the strip club, right? wǒ men biǎo xiàn dé hái hǎo ba? |
| [17:57.14] | Great. Thanks to you, the hottest waitress is quitting... hǎo de hěn nǐ men ràng zuì xìng gǎn de fú wù shēng yào cí zhí... |
| [18:00.97] | ... to teach the third grade! ... qù dāng xiǎo xué lǎo shī |
| [18:03.91] | He still hasn' t called. Who, Josh? tā jū rán hái méi dǎ lái yuē xǔ ma? |
| [18:07.11] | It' s Joshua. shì yuē shū yà |
| [18:08.45] | He doesn' t like " Josh"? No, I don' t. tā bù xǐ huān yuē xǔ? shì wǒ bù xǐ huān |
| [18:12.49] | I' m going to put my sweats back on. wǒ yào bǎ yùn dòng kù huàn huí lái |
| [18:15.16] | You know what? You were right. bú yào la! nǐ shuō de duì |
| [18:16.99] | We weren' t great at being guys. You know why? wǒ men dāng nán shēng dāng de bù hǎo nǐ zhī dào wèi shí me? |
| [18:20.19] | Because we' re girls. yīn wèi wǒ men shì nǚ shēng |
| [18:23.86] | You know what girls are good at? Stripping! nǐ zhī dào nǚ shēng zuì shàn cháng shén me? tiào tuō yī wǔ |
| [18:29.30] | No, listening! bù, shì qīng tīng |
| [18:30.74] | Sit. zuò xià |
| [18:32.47] | Maybe it would really, really help if you would just talk. rú guǒ nǐ kěn yī tǔ wéi kuài huò xǔ jiù méi shì le |
| [18:37.41] | Yeah, come on. What' s going on in there? shì a, nǐ de xīn zài xiǎng shén me? |
| [18:43.22] | And you know, if you want to cry, that' s okay too. nǐ xiǎng kū yě méi guān xì |
| [18:47.75] | I' m going to have to ask you all to leave. wǒ yào qǐng nǐ men dōu lí kāi |
| [18:52.23] | Forget it. We tried, but phase three is a lost cause. suàn le, wǒ men shì guò le dàn dì sān jiē duàn méi xī wàng le |
| [18:56.73] | Those strippers were hot, and l couldn' t picture myself with them. nèi xiē wǔ niáng dōu hěn là wǒ què wú fǎ chǎn shēng xìng huàn xiǎng |
| [19:05.27] | They really were pretty, weren' t they? tā men zhēn de hěn piào liàng |
| [19:07.67] | I liked that fighter pilot one. Candy? wǒ xǐ huān yī hào zhàn dòu jī jià shǐ táng táng? |
| [19:10.34] | She was so spunky! tā hǎo yǒu jìn duì a |
| [19:14.15] | I think if I were going to be with a woman... yào shì wǒ yào gēn nǚ rén zài yì qǐ |
| [19:19.69] | ... it' d be with someone like Michelle. wǒ huì xuǎn mì xuě ér nà xíng de |
| [19:22.42] | She was just so petite. tā hǎo jiāo xiǎo |
| [19:24.96] | For me, it would have to be Chantal. wǒ huì xuǎn xiāng dá |
| [19:27.86] | méi cuò tiān na |
| [19:31.63] | She had the smoothest skin. tā de pí fū hǎo nèn |
| [19:33.70] | I stuck that dollar in her Gstring and grazed her thigh wǒ sāi qián gěi tā shí shǒu cā guò tā de dà tuǐ |
| [19:37.70] | Phase three! I just achieved phase three! dì sān jiē duàn! wǒ jìn rù dì sān jiē duàn le |
| [19:43.08] | I am totally picturing you with all those women! zhēn de? wǒ kě yǐ xiǎng xiàng nǐ men gēn tā men zài yì qǐ |
| [19:47.21] | That' s not phase three. nà bú shì dì sān jiē duàn |
| [19:48.78] | Well, I' m there too! wǒ yě zài chǎng |
| [19:52.49] | Are we all together in a group? wǒ men zài kāi xìng pài duì ma? |
| [19:54.45] | Stop it, you' re killing me! bié shuō le, wǒ kuài fēng le |
| [19:56.89] | I think I moved on to phase four! wǒ jìn rù dì sì jiē duàn le |
| [19:58.99] | What is that? I don' t want a relationship ever! nà shi shén me? wǒ zài yě bù xiǎng tán liàn ài |
| [20:03.10] | I just want sex with strippers and my friends! zhǐ xiǎng gēn tuō yī wǔ niáng hé péng yǒu shàng chuáng |
| [20:09.14] | Come on. lái ma |
| [20:10.67] | Let me see that smile. ràng wǒ kàn kàn nǐ de xiào róng |
| [20:12.91] | I don' t want to. wǒ bù xiǎng xiào |
| [20:14.91] | Please? bài tuō la? |
| [20:16.68] | I wanted to go to the strip club! rén jiā xiǎng kàn tuō yī wǔ ma |
| [20:19.85] | You' ll have plenty of chances. nǐ yǒu de shì jī huì |
| [20:21.78] | There are thousands of women out there, just waiting to screw me over. yǒu chéng qiān shàng wàn de nǚ rén děng zhe shāng hài wǒ |
| [20:27.09] | Yeah, all right. hǎo ba |
| [20:31.69] | How was Vermont? zhè tàng wán dé zěn yàng? |
| [20:33.53] | Emily is... ài mì lì zhēn shì |
| [20:36.00] | ... incredible. There are no words to describe her. ... tài bàng le tā hǎo dé wú fǎ xíng róng |
| [20:39.93] | The whole weekend was like a dream. zhěng gè zhōu mò jiù xiàng yī chǎng mèng |
| [20:44.77] | And you! Rach! hái yǒu nǐ, ruì qiū |
| [20:47.87] | You were so right. nǐ shuō de yì diǎn yě méi cuò |
| [20:49.61] | What? shén me? |
| [20:50.81] | What you said about us finally being in a place... nǐ shuō wǒ men zǒng suàn dào le yí gè |
| [20:54.35] | ... where we could really be happy for each other. kě yǐ bǐ cǐ zhù fú de jiē duàn |
| [20:58.35] | I admit, I wasn' t quite there. wǒ yuán běn méi nà me fàng dé kāi |
| [21:01.86] | The thought of you and that Josh guy xiǎng dào nǐ hé nà gè yuē xǔ |
| [21:05.06] | Joshua. yuē shū yà |
| [21:07.33] | Joshua guy at that club, dancing, having a good time. yuē shū yà, zài jù lè bù lǐ tiào wǔ kuáng huān |
| [21:11.40] | And the thought of it kind of.... wǒ jiù jué de |
| [21:14.30] | You know? But now! nǐ dǒng ma? dàn xiàn zài |
| [21:16.50] | But now, I' m totally there. wǒ wán quán fàng kāi le |
| [21:19.54] | I' m finally where you are. wǒ zhōng yú gēn nǐ yí yàng le |
| [21:21.91] | Thank goodness! xiè tiān xiè dì |
| [21:25.18] | And thank you for Emily. xiè xiè nǐ bǎ ài mì lì jiè shào gěi wǒ |
| [21:27.51] | No problem. I' m so glad I could help, you know? bù kè qì, wǒ lè de bāng máng |
| [21:31.08] | I' m happy for you. wǒ hěn tì nǐ kāi xīn |
| [21:32.99] | Happy for you. wǒ cái tì nǐ kāi xīn |
| [21:35.19] | Oh, no, happy for you. bù, wǒ cái tì nǐ kāi xīn |
| [21:41.70] | All right. Here' s what we' ll do. hǎo, jiē xià lái shì zhè yàng |
| [21:44.20] | You are going to take off my clothes. nǐ bāng wǒ tuō yī fu |
| [21:46.93] | You two, go get the oils. nǐ men liǎng gè qù ná jīng yóu |
| [21:49.14] | And you, just constantly scream... nǐ jiù yī zhí xīng fèn de jiào |
| [21:51.54] | ..." Chandler' s the king! Chandler' s the king!" " wú wáng qián dé wàn suì!" |
| [21:54.64] | I want to be with her. I like her. wǒ xiǎng gēn tā zài yì qǐ, wǒ xǐ huān tā |
| [21:56.91] | That' s fine. Go with your instincts! méi wèn tí, dà jiā suí yì |
| [22:00.08] | What am I doing again? wǒ yào zuò shí mǒ? |
| [22:01.65] | Pay attention. I could wake up at any moment. zhuān xīn yì diǎn, wǒ suí shí dōu huì xǐng lái |
| [22:04.65] | I' m Joshua. I' m here to pick up Rachel. wǒ shì yuē shū yà, wǒ lái jiē ruì qiū |
| [22:07.39] | That' s not Joshua. tā bú shì yuē shū yà |
| [22:10.12] | What do you want from me? I never met the guy. nǐ xiǎng zěn yàng? wǒ yòu méi jiàn guò tā |
| [22:13.43] | I' m sorry you can' t stay. kě xī nǐ yào zǒu le |
| [22:15.46] | The rest of us have a lot of work to do. wǒ men hái yǒu hěn duō shì yào máng |
| [22:22.40] | What are you doing? nǐ gàn shén me? |
| [22:24.97] | All right, listen. I got to wake up. hǎo, wǒ dé xǐng guò lái |
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