| [00:00.910] | -What's that? -Treeger's snaking the shower drain. 谁啊？ 崔格在通排水管 |
| [00:05.080] | What in the name of hell? 这是什么东西？ |
| [00:09.810] | Maybe he found your flip-flop. 可能是你的夹脚拖鞋 |
| [00:16.690] | Is this porn? 这是片子吗？ |
| [00:19.590] | I must have hit something on the remote. 我一定是按到什么了 |
| [00:22.130] | Do we pay for this? 我们有付钱吗？ |
| [00:24.930] | We didn't even pay our cable bill. 我们连第四台都没给钱 |
| [00:27.470] | Maybe this is how they punish us. 也许这是处罚方式 |
| [00:30.370] | Maybe we shouldn't pay our phone bill. Free phone sex. 也许我们应该欠电话费 |
| [00:33.940] | Maybe we shouldn't pay our gas bill. 也许我们应该欠瓦斯费 |
| [00:39.210] | Hey,that lady's all kinds of naked. 那位小姐没穿衣服喔 |
| [00:43.620] | Joey pressed something on the remote and it just came on. 乔伊不知道按了什么 它就冒出来了 |
| [00:49.190] | It happened to me once. It was like finding money. 我有一次也按到过 跟检到钱一样爽 |
| [00:53.390] | Finding money with naked people on it! 印有春宫图的钱 |
| [00:56.960] | But I made the mistake of turning off the TV. 但后来我把电视关掉 |
| [00:59.730] | I never got it back again. 就再也找不到了 |
| [01:02.370] | And I'm sad. 我好伤心 |
| [01:08.640] | Why would he turn off the TV? 他干嘛关电视？ |
| [01:12.110] | The One with the Free Porn 本集播出：“为爱走天涯” |
| [02:04.430] | Do we really have to watch this while we eat? 吃饭一定要看这个吗？ |
| [02:10.270] | We don't know what could make this go away. 我们不知道它怎样会消失 |
| [02:14.470] | So no one touches the remote, and no one touches the TV. 所以不准碰遥控器 也不准碰电视 |
| [02:18.610] | And no one touches the air around the TV. 连电视周围的空气都不能扰动 |
| [02:23.350] | Imagine a protective porn bubble, if you will. 就像有一个片子保护罩 |
| [02:29.290] | I'm at least going to mute it. 起码也要静音 不要… |
| [02:35.830] | We still have porn. 片子还在 |
| [02:41.600] | What are you doing? That's too heavy. Give it here. 你干什么？那个很重耶，给我 |
| [02:46.870] | Oh,God. 天哪 |
| [02:48.740] | 好了 |
| [02:51.780] | I'm too pregnant for lugging around a stupid massage table. 我实在不能再扛着按摩桌跑了 |
| [02:56.710] | I need a job with a smaller table. 我得找个桌子小一点的工作 |
| [02:59.380] | Or a job without a table. 或是不需要桌子的工作 |
| [03:01.520] | You mean,like a doctor? 像医生吗？ |
| [03:04.690] | You're blocking the porn! 菲比，你挡到片子了啦 |
| [03:10.430] | That reminds me. I have to see my ob-gyn today. 这让我想到今天要做产检 |
| [03:21.410] | Emily just went to the airport. 艾蜜莉去机场了 |
| [03:24.080] | Why didn't you take her? 你怎么不送她去？ |
| [03:25.810] | Her uncle had planned to do it. 她舅舅本来就打算送她 |
| [03:27.950] | We said our goodbyes this morning. 我们今天早上道别了 |
| [03:31.680] | You must feel horrible. Hey,the guys have free porn. 你一定很难受 隔壁有免费的**** |
| [03:40.360] | Hey,cheer up. You'll see her again,right? 高兴一点，你们会再见面吧？ |
| [03:44.200] | I don't know. 我就是不知道 |
| [03:46.000] | When I brought it up,she said... 我每次提起她就说 |
| [03:48.370] | ..."This is so fantastic. Why talk about the future? “这样就很棒了” “何必谈到未来？” |
| [03:52.000] | -Let's enjoy" -Don't do the accent. It really bums me out. “我们就…” 别学英国腔，我很受不了 |
| [03:57.440] | Emily said I was pretty good. 艾蜜莉说我学得很好 |
| [03:59.340] | Well,that's someone you should hang on to. 那你可得把握她 |
| [04:02.810] | You've got to see her again. 你非再见她不可 |
| [04:04.820] | -Why do you care? -Because! 你干嘛在意？ 因为... |
| [04:08.150] | You could live out my fantasy. 你可以实现我的幻想 |
| [04:10.620] | You had fantasies about Emily? 你对艾蜜莉有幻想？ |
| [04:14.130] | You know,the fantasy. 不是，就是那个幻想嘛 |
| [04:17.330] | Meet a foreigner,fall madly in love and spend your lives together. 认识异乡人 疯狂坠入爱河，共度一生 |
| [04:22.500] | Is that why you hung out with that Ukrainian kid in school? 所以你国中时 老跟那个乌克兰男生混？ |
| [04:28.240] | Yeah,plus his mom used to put sour cream on everything. 对 另外他妈妈煮菜都会加酸奶油 |
| [04:34.450] | Do you love her? 你爱她吗？ |
| [04:36.680] | We said it would only be two weeks. 我们说好只在一起2星期 |
| [04:41.090] | You love her. 你爱她 |
| [04:43.290] | What is love,really? 什么是爱？ |
| [04:46.360] | I knew you loved her! 我就知道你爱她 |
| [04:48.360] | You go to the airport and tell her. 你得去机场告诉她 |
| [04:50.800] | You'll probably catch her at the gate. 你应该会在登机门追上她 |
| [04:54.000] | You'll call her name and yell "l love you!" 你会叫她的名字大喊 “我爱你” |
| [04:57.070] | She'll say "l love you too!" 她会说“我也爱你” |
| [04:59.540] | Then you will have the most amazing kiss. 然后你们会有最深情的一吻 |
| [05:02.910] | Everyone at the gate will applaud. 登机门前掌声如雷 |
| [05:06.240] | I am a good kisser. 我是很会接吻 |
| [05:09.580] | Then you two can sneak into the cockpit. 然后你们可以溜进驾驶舱 |
| [05:14.620] | Things will start to heat up. 气氛开始变得火热 |
| [05:17.090] | And then a stewardess comes in.... 然后一个空姐进来… |
| [05:21.430] | I've been watching too much porn. 我看太多片子了 |
| [05:28.430] | -ls that the heartbeat? -That's it. 那是心跳吗？ 没错 |
| [05:30.570] | Oh,my God! 天哪 |
| [05:32.800] | This is so cool! 太酷了 |
| [05:35.540] | Have we talked about multiple births? 我们谈过多胞胎的可能吗？ |
| [05:40.180] | Let's take care of this one. If l get pregnant again,I have your card. 先搞定这一胎 要是再怀孕，我有你的名片 |
| [05:45.950] | No,I'm getting three separate heartbeats. 不是，我听到三个心跳音 |
| [05:50.520] | You guys were worried I wouldn't even have one. 三个？你们还担心我怀不成 |
| [05:54.590] | Doctors are wrong all the time. 医生经常犯错 |
| [05:59.260] | Are you sure that there are three? 你确定有三个？ |
| [06:01.800] | -Definitely. -Oh,my God. 绝对的 天哪…天哪！ |
| [06:09.540] | So in a few months,I'll have three babies walking around inside me? 再过几个月 我体内会有三个宝宝逛大街？ |
| [06:16.250] | It'll be like one of those log rides when they come shooting out. 他们出生时会跟连发炮一样 |
| [06:22.490] | Giving birth to three is like giving birth to one. 其实生三个跟生一个一样 |
| [06:26.220] | What do you know? 你懂什么？ |
| [06:29.260] | -Have you ever had triplets? -No. I'm sorry,I haven't. 你生过多胞胎吗？ 抱歉，我没有 |
| [06:32.760] | I'm going to use this a lot. 我应该多利用这句话 |
| [06:41.070] | 菲比 |
| [06:46.110] | How'd it go at the doctor's? 产检结果怎样？ |
| [06:48.850] | You know how,when you're walking down the street... 当你走在街上 |
| [06:52.750] | ...and you see three people in a row. 看到三个人走成一列 |
| [06:55.690] | And you say "Oh,that's nice." 你不是会说“真好”？ |
| [07:00.860] | 没错 好 |
| [07:04.600] | Good news! You'll have three babies. 好消息，你们有三个宝宝 |
| [07:08.870] | Three babies? 三个宝宝？ |
| [07:13.370] | I've finally got my band! 我总算可以组团了 |
| [07:16.710] | We'll have a big family! I always wanted a big family. 我们会是个大家庭 我一直想要大家庭 |
| [07:21.380] | Oh,God,I'm so glad you're happy! I was afraid you'd be freaked. 你们高兴就好 我还怕你们会捉狂 |
| [07:27.720] | Why would we be freaked? 为什么要捉狂？ |
| [07:29.350] | Because it's harder to raise them and the added expense. 因为三个养起来更累也更花钱 |
| [07:37.560] | Right. 也对 |
| [07:39.360] | No,back to happy. Back to happy! 不，继续高兴，继续高兴 |
| [07:44.940] | It's going to be fine... 不，没问题的 |
| [07:48.310] | ...because I teach home ec. 因为… 我教家政 |
| [07:50.810] | I can have 30 kids making baby clothes all year long. 我可以叫卅个学生 1整年都做婴儿服 |
| [07:55.010] | It'll be like my very own little sweatshop. 就像我专属的廉价童工厂 |
| [08:02.050] | I was thinking,ever since you said we'd have triplets. 自从你说是三胞胎，我就在想 |
| [08:08.460] | The best thing for me to do is drop out of college and get a job. 我最好休学去找一份工作 |
| [08:12.700] | No,you can't quit college. 不，法兰克 你不能放弃学业 |
| [08:15.630] | You're in college? 你在念书？ |
| [08:18.440] | Refrigerator college. 冷冻库专校 |
| [08:21.870] | When we found out we were having a baby... 当我们发现有了孩子 |
| [08:24.940] | ...I figured I should have a career,you know? 我想说我应该有份事业 |
| [08:29.480] | And I love refrigerators. 而且我很喜欢冷冻库 |
| [08:32.550] | You can't give up on your dream! 你不能放弃你的梦想 |
| [08:35.290] | No,it's okay. We're going to have three kids. 没关系，我们将有三个孩子 |
| [08:39.320] | And that's a different kind of dream. 那是个不一样的梦 |
| [08:42.660] | Three kids and no money. 三个孩子，一贫如洗 |
| [08:50.640] | This is the boarding call for flight 009. 搭乘009班机的旅客请登机 |
| [08:54.910] | 艾蜜莉 |
| [08:56.540] | What are you doing here? 天哪，你怎么来了？ |
| [08:59.480] | I had to see you before you took off. 我得在你走之前再见你一面 |
| [09:03.410] | You are so sweet. 你真好 |
| [09:08.550] | That's a big candy bar. 好大的三角巧克力 |
| [09:13.220] | I had the most amazing time with you. 我跟你在一起过得好开心 |
| [09:16.760] | Me too. 我也是 |
| [09:18.560] | This is the final boarding call for flight 009. 009班机起飞前最后广播 |
| [09:23.730] | Well,that's me. 那是我的班机 |
| [09:33.610] | Here,have this. 给你 |
| [09:35.010] | I'm only allowed one piece of carry-on. 只能有一件登机行李 |
| [09:40.890] | 等一下 |
| [09:42.950] | Listen,I have to tell you something. 我有事要告诉你 |
| [09:47.260] | I've been thinking. 我一直在想… |
| [09:49.360] | I'm just going to say it,okay? 我就直说了 |
| [09:53.100] | I think... 我觉得… |
| [09:55.470] | ...I love you. ...我爱你 |
| [10:07.680] | Thank you. 谢谢 |
| [10:17.050] | It's no problem. 不客气 |
| [10:29.030] | What is that song? 这到底是什么歌？ |
| [10:31.340] | It's the theme from Good Will Humping. “蜜桃捕手”的主题曲 |
| [10:37.410] | You know who doesn't like dirty movies? My boyfriend Joshua. 你们知道有谁不喜欢片子？ 我的新男朋友约书亚 |
| [10:41.810] | Yeah,right. 是啊 |
| [10:44.880] | He said he prefers to leave certain things to the imagination. 他说他喜欢保留一点想像空间 |
| [10:49.190] | Did he also say that the dialogue was corny? 他有没有说那些对白很低俗 |
| [10:53.020] | -And that he found it funny,not sexy? -Yes. 他觉得是可笑，不是性感？ 没错 |
| [10:58.360] | Yeah,he likes porn. 他喜欢片子 |
| [11:03.030] | Where you going? 你去哪里？ |
| [11:04.200] | To find out if he really thinks models are too skinny. 去看他是不是真的觉得 超级名模都太瘦 |
| [11:10.840] | How'd it go? 他们反应如何？ |
| [11:12.140] | Frank has to quit college... 法兰克得休学 |
| [11:14.480] | ...because his super-fertile sister's having three babies. 因为很能生的姐姐一次怀三胎 |
| [11:18.180] | I need to make money fast. I wanted to talk to you about an idea. 我得赚快钱 我想跟你谈一个想法 |
| [11:23.250] | You work for a big company. 因为你在大公司上班 |
| [11:25.390] | Insider trading. 内线交易 |
| [11:28.490] | What information can you give me? 你有什么****可以给我？ |
| [11:31.100] | They don't talk to us about that stuff. 大头不会跟我们讲这些 |
| [11:33.760] | But I can get you free White-Out. 但我可以帮你A立可白 |
| [11:39.500] | -Did you do what I said? -I did. 你有照我说的告诉她吗？ 有 |
| [11:42.440] | -What'd she say? -"Thank you." 她怎么说？ “谢谢” |
| [11:46.610] | You're totally welcome. What'd she say? 不客气，她说什么？ |
| [11:51.320] | She said,"Thank you." 她说“谢谢” |
| [11:53.880] | I said,"l love you." 我说“我爱你” |
| [11:56.520] | And she said,"Thank you." 她说“谢谢” |
| [12:00.990] | That's not right. 不对啊 |
| [12:04.460] | Did you say you love her? 你说你爱她？ |
| [12:06.600] | What were you trying to get her to do? 你想骗她做什么？ |
| [12:11.240] | -What do I do now? -You play hard-to-get. 现在怎么办？ 你假装很难钓 |
| [12:15.710] | She already lives in London. 她已经住在伦敦了 |
| [12:19.480] | So you go to Tokyo. 你搬去东京 |
| [12:23.250] | Forget it. 别想了 |
| [12:24.880] | You told her you love her. It's over. 你说你爱她，没戏唱了 |
| [12:27.890] | It is not over! You're over! 谁说的，你才没戏唱 |
| [12:32.320] | What? 什么？ |
| [12:35.760] | You know. 你懂我的意思 |
| [12:42.430] | Good one. 好…说得好 |
| [12:45.140] | It's not over. She'll call and tell you she loves you. 事情还没完 她会打来说她爱你 |
| [12:49.270] | Her feelings were so strong that it scared her. 她的感觉强烈到令她害怕 |
| [12:52.680] | Go home and wait for her call. She could call from the plane. 快回去等电话 她可能会从飞机上打 |
| [12:57.510] | But if she doesn't call, it is definitely over! 要是她没打来， 那就是结束了 |
| [13:01.990] | Unless,eventually,I call her to see what's going on... 除非最后我打给她探探口风 |
| [13:07.060] | ...and she says she'll call me back, but then she doesn't. 她说她会再打给我， 结果没打 |
| [13:11.360] | Then it's over! 那就真的结束了 |
| [13:15.000] | Way to be strong! 真够力 |
| [13:27.850] | Can we watch cartoons on your TV? 我们可以在这里看卡通吗？ |
| [13:30.250] | We need a porn break. 我们需要休息一下 |
| [13:32.820] | We spent two hours watching In and Out and In Again. 我们看了2小时的 “杀进杀出又杀进” |
| [13:38.560] | Why don't you turn it off? 为什么不关掉算了？ |
| [13:40.860] | Then we'd be the guys who turned off free porn. 那我们会变成关掉片子的白痴 |
| [13:44.460] | Yeah,but that's not what you'd go by. 别人又不会那样叫你们 |
| [13:48.930] | Look,I'm going to have a kid someday. Okay? 瑞秋，将来我会有小孩 |
| [13:52.000] | And someday that kid is going to ask me if I ever turned off free porn. 他会问我有没有关掉**** |
| [13:57.040] | I don't wanna have to tell him that I did. 我不想说我有 |
| [13:58.980] | Did you ever asked you dad that? 你有问过你爸吗？ |
| [14:01.580] | I don't want to talk about it. 我拒谈这件事 |
| [14:05.080] | Good,you're here! 太好了，你们都在 |
| [14:08.420] | What you got there? 你手上拿什么？ |
| [14:09.890] | This? I'm glad you asked. 这个？问得好 |
| [14:15.890] | Don't you hate to cut a tin can with an ordinary steak knife? 用普通刀子切锡罐 不是很难切吗？ |
| [14:24.440] | I know what you're thinking. 我知道你们在想什么 |
| [14:26.440] | Pregnant woman slays four? “孕妇发狂砍杀四人”？ |
| [14:30.540] | -Did they make you pay for those knives? -No. 你没买下这些刀子吧？ 没有 |
| [14:33.480] | -Are you sure? -No. 你确定？ 没有 |
| [14:37.350] | You won't make enough money by selling knives. 卖刀赚不了多少钱的 |
| [14:40.520] | I just need enough money for the second part of my plan. 我知道 我只需要后续计划的本钱 |
| [14:44.960] | -What's that? -My Saturn dealership. 后续计划是什么？ 经销废弃物处理设备 |
| [14:57.330] | Hello. |
| [14:59.470] | -Ross. -Emily. Hi. 罗斯 艾蜜莉 |
| [15:04.810] | How was your flight? 旅途还顺利吗？ |
| [15:07.040] | It was dreadful. 很惨 |
| [15:08.480] | It was terrible how I acted when you said those wonderful things. 你对我告白 我的反应却那么差劲 |
| [15:13.220] | No,that's all right. 没关系 |
| [15:17.320] | I'm just glad you called. 我很高兴你打来 |
| [15:19.490] | Ross,there's something that I've got to tell you. 罗斯，我有事要告诉你 |
| [15:25.360] | There's someone else. 我有男朋友了 |
| [15:31.770] | Does that mean the same thing in England as it does in America? 这句话在英国的意思 跟在美国一样吗？ |
| [15:38.280] | She doesn't know who she wants. Me or this "Colin" guy. 她不知道她想要谁 我还是那个柯林 |
| [15:42.780] | So I told her when she figures it out, give me a call. Maybe I'll still be around. 我叫她想清楚再打给我 也许我还在 |
| [15:46.850] | When you say "still around," you mean still around like you might be in a relationship... 我问一下，你说也许还在 是你会等她选择你 |
| [15:51.690] | ...or still around like you might have died waiting for the phone to ring? 还是你会等电话等到死？ |
| [15:57.260] | But it was so right. 原本明明很完美 |
| [15:59.300] | This isn't how it's supposed to go. There can't be another guy. 现在都乱了， 怎么会有第三者 |
| [16:05.540] | Of course,there's another guy! 当然有第三者 |
| [16:07.700] | This is even more perfect. 这样更完美 |
| [16:11.140] | You have to prove your love! 现在你得证明你的爱 |
| [16:13.310] | I'm not proving anything. I'm done listening to you. 我什么也不证明 我不会再听你的了 |
| [16:17.380] | If I hadn't let you talk me into this... 要不是被你说服跑去机场 |
| [16:19.850] | ...I wouldn't have put my fist through the wall. 我也不会搞到去槌墙 |
| [16:22.790] | You did that? 你槌墙？ |
| [16:24.620] | I missed and hit the door. 结果没打中打到门 |
| [16:28.460] | But it opened really hard. 不过门弹得很用力 |
| [16:32.060] | You have to go to London. You have to go fight for her. 你得去伦敦 什么？ 你得去争取她 |
| [16:36.230] | That makes sense. 对，有道理 |
| [16:38.070] | You said you loved her, and she didn't say it back. 你说你爱她，她没有回应 |
| [16:41.370] | Then she told you about another guy. Go to London. Scare her! 然后她打来说有男朋友 去伦敦吧，她会被吓死 |
| [16:48.850] | When Rachel was with Paolo, what did you do? 瑞秋跟保罗在一起时 你做了什么？ |
| [16:51.720] | I made fun of his accent. 我嘲笑他的口音 |
| [16:54.050] | You sat back and let him have her. You didn't fight. 你让他轻松得手 你完全没争取，没错吧？ |
| [16:57.790] | I just told you, I made fun of him behind his back. 我说了，我私下取笑他的口音 |
| [17:01.990] | Oh,I see. 我懂了 |
| [17:04.500] | -You want that to happen with Emily? -No. 你想让艾蜜莉也被抢走？ 不想 |
| [17:06.960] | All right then,go fight for her! 好，那就去争取她 |
| [17:13.240] | It's like a snake pit. 好像一窝蛇喔 |
| [17:15.910] | That could be you and Emily. 你和艾蜜莉也可以那样 |
| [17:21.450] | That but nicer. 比他们唯美 |
| [17:24.210] | Go to London! 飞去伦敦 |
| [17:26.380] | Really? 真的？ |
| [17:27.550] | Surprise her. Don't let her go without a fight. 快点，到她家门口， 给她惊喜 别把她拱手让人 |
| [17:33.020] | All right. I'm going to do it. 好，就这么决定 |
| [17:36.430] | I'm going to London, and I'll fight for her. 我要去伦敦争取她 |
| [17:40.060] | Okay. Good luck! 好，加油 |
| [17:44.100] | Can you pick me up one of those Toblerone bars at the airport? 罗斯，你到了机场 能不能帮我买特大三角巧克力 |
| [17:55.350] | I did it! I figured out a way to make money. 我想到了！ 我想到赚钱的路子了 |
| [17:59.920] | I'll open a massage place. Frank will help me. 我要开按摩院，找法兰克帮忙 |
| [18:03.050] | We'll work it around his schedule, so he doesn't have to quit school. 配合他的时间，他就不必休学 |
| [18:09.290] | But how can you afford it? 好主意，但你哪来的钱？ |
| [18:11.430] | We were walking down the street, and we saw your van. 我们走在路上 看见你们办外烩的小巴 |
| [18:15.070] | -And we realized -I'm telling it! 就想到… 我要说啦 |
| [18:19.300] | People need transportation, and they need massages to relax. 人们需要交通工具 也需要按摩放松 |
| [18:23.940] | We can combine the two. I give massages and Frank drives. 我们可以结合两者 我按摩，法兰克开车 |
| [18:28.750] | I'll bolt a table in the van, and you know what I've got? 我可以在小巴里装个桌子 结果就是什么？ |
| [18:32.750] | A place that no one will get out of alive? 有进无出的死亡小巴？ |
| [18:36.950] | Think about it. It's a taxi that people take when they need to relax. 不是，你们想嘛 就是给想放松的人搭的计程车 |
| [18:42.330] | It's a Relaxi-Taxi! 叫做轻松任你行 |
| [18:46.100] | The name was my favorite part! 我最想讲的就是名字 |
| [18:49.330] | -I came up with it. -You did not! 是我想出来的 你乱讲 |
| [18:55.640] | You came up with Relaxi-Cab. That's not good. 你想的是轻松之行 一点也不好 |
| [19:04.510] | Oh,my god! Are you in England? Was Emily surprised? 天哪！你在英国吗？ 艾蜜莉惊喜吗？ |
| [19:08.250] | No,she hasn't come home yet. 不，因为她还没回家 |
| [19:10.450] | She hasn't been home all night. She must be with the other guy. 她整晚都没回家 显然是跟另一个人在一起 |
| [19:15.390] | I'm the stupid moron who spent the night here. 我则是在这里守夜的白痴 |
| [19:19.700] | -What was that? -I just put my fist through another wall. 什么声音？ 我又槌墙了 |
| [19:23.000] | Tell the guys. 告诉钱德和乔伊 |
| [19:25.870] | When is the next flight out? 下一班飞机是几点？ |
| [19:28.140] | About four hours. 大约4小时后 |
| [19:29.440] | Stay there for a while. If she doesn't show up,come home. 再等一下 如果她还不出现就回来 |
| [19:33.440] | There's a girl at the restaurant that would be perfect for you. 我刚想到 我们餐厅有个女生很适合你 |
| [19:38.250] | Tell him about Relaxi-Taxi. 告诉他轻松任你行的事 |
| [19:40.520] | Ask him if he likes it better than Relaxi-Cab. 问他是不是比轻松之行好 |
| [19:44.660] | It's not Relaxi-Cab. It's Relaxi-Cab. Like Taxi-Cab. 不是轻松之行，是轻松车行 就像计程车行 |
| [19:49.860] | That is better. 这个比较好 |
| [19:55.300] | Do you have any 8's? 你有8吗？ |
| [19:57.630] | No. 没有 |
| [20:09.950] | Are we in London? 这里是伦敦吗？ |
| [20:12.450] | Why are you here? You can't be here. 你怎么在这里？你不能在这里 |
| [20:14.950] | I've come to talk to Ross. 我有话要对罗斯说 |
| [20:20.860] | What? 怎么了？ |
| [20:24.960] | Nothing. 没事 |
| [20:27.130] | I was going to call him 我本来想打给他… |
| [20:28.730] | You came to tell him you love him. I knew it! 你来说你爱他，我就知道 |
| [20:31.970] | I was right! I'm right,right? 我是对的！我是对的吧？ |
| [20:35.170] | I'd rather talk to him. 我只想跟他谈 |
| [20:39.140] | I've been to his apartment and he's not there. 我去过他家，他不在 |
| [20:42.350] | I need to talk to him. Do you know where he is? 我得跟他谈谈 你们知道他在哪里吗？ |
| [20:55.930] | Ross,are you there? 罗斯，你在吗？ |
| [21:00.760] | Ross,I don't know if you hear this, but I'll talk anyway. 我不晓得你听不听得见 不过我就说了 |
| [21:05.600] | I'm in the States with your sister and friends. 我在美国 跟你的妹妹朋友在一起 |
| [21:08.840] | It's all over with Colin. 我跟柯林分手了 |
| [21:12.780] | I came here to tell you that and to tell you 我来告诉你这件事，还有… |
| [21:15.750] | Yes,Joey,you can have all the chocolate you want. 乔伊，你想要巧克力就拿吧 |
| [21:22.250] | I came here to tell you that I love you. 我来告诉你…我爱你 |
| [21:28.160] | I love you too! 我也爱你 |
| [21:29.630] | I'll call you right now from the phone booth. 我现在就打公共电话给你 |
| [21:33.360] | You can't hear me. 你听不见 |
| [21:36.970] | I wish I knew if you'd heard me. 真想知道你听不听得见 |
| [21:39.570] | I suppose I've given my neighbors a good laugh. 我不是刚告白完 就是给了邻居笑柄 |
| [21:43.210] | Mrs. Newman,if you're listening, bugger off. None of your business. 纽曼太太，如果你在听 滚开，不关你的事 |
| [21:49.180] | There's not much chance you did hear that. 你八成听不见 |
| [21:52.220] | There's the call waiting... 而且有电话进来了 |
| [21:55.150] | ...so I should go. 我得挂了… |
| [21:58.090] | Oh,well. 就这样 |
| [22:07.630] | Ross,I love you. 罗斯，我爱你 |
| [22:13.500] | Thank you. 谢谢 |
| [22:27.420] | I was just at the bank. There was this really hot teller... 我刚才去银行 有个很辣的行员 |
| [22:30.750] | ...and she didn't ask me to do it with her in the vault. 她没有找我去金库嘿咻 |
| [22:35.060] | Same thing happened to me. 我也是 |
| [22:37.530] | Pizza delivery girl comes over, gives me the pizza and leaves! 披萨外送小妹来 放下披萨收了钱就走了 |
| [22:42.400] | No "Nice apartment, bet the bedrooms are huge"? 没说“你家好漂亮” “卧房一定很大吧？” |
| [22:45.900] | Nothing! 完全没有 |
| [22:48.940] | You know what? We have to turn off the porn. 你知道吗？ 我们得把片子关掉 |
| [22:52.510] | I think you're right. 你说得对 |
| [22:56.350] | Ready? 准备好了吗？ |
| [22:57.610] | One,two,three. 一，二，三 |
| [23:05.090] | That's kind of nice. 蛮好的 |
| [23:07.360] | That's kind of a relief. 有种解脱感 对 |
| [23:16.370] | You want to see if we still have it? 想不想看它还在不在？ 想 |
| [23:20.200] | -Free porn! -We have free porn! 免费片子！ |
| [23:32.150] | There's one,two and three. 总共一，二，三 |
| [23:36.320] | -Oh,my God. -That's so beautiful. 天哪 太美了 |
| [23:39.360] | -Oh,man. -I can't believe it. 我真不敢相信 |
| [23:41.460] | I know. 是啊 |
| [23:42.960] | I like the middle one the best. 我最喜欢中间那个 |
| [23:47.300] | Don't worry, I won't let the other two know. 放心，我不会告诉另外两个 |
| [00:00.910] | What' s that? Treeger' s snaking the shower drain. shui a? cui ge zai tong pai shui guan |
| [00:05.080] | What in the name of hell? zhe shi shen me dong xi? |
| [00:09.810] | Maybe he found your flipflop. ke neng shi ni de jia jiao tuo xie |
| [00:16.690] | Is this porn? zhe shi pian zi ma? |
| [00:19.590] | I must have hit something on the remote. wo yi ding shi an dao shen me le |
| [00:22.130] | Do we pay for this? wo men you fu qian ma? |
| [00:24.930] | We didn' t even pay our cable bill. wo men lian di si tai dou mei gei qian |
| [00:27.470] | Maybe this is how they punish us. ye xu zhe shi chu fa fang shi |
| [00:30.370] | Maybe we shouldn' t pay our phone bill. Free phone sex. ye xu wo men ying gai qian dian hua fei |
| [00:33.940] | Maybe we shouldn' t pay our gas bill. ye xu wo men ying gai qian wa si fei |
| [00:39.210] | Hey, that lady' s all kinds of naked. na wei xiao jie mei chuan yi fu o |
| [00:43.620] | Joey pressed something on the remote and it just came on. qiao yi bu zhi dao an le shen me ta jiu mao chu lai le |
| [00:49.190] | It happened to me once. It was like finding money. wo you yi ci ye an dao guo gen jian dao qian yi yang shuang |
| [00:53.390] | Finding money with naked people on it! yin you chun gong tu de qian |
| [00:56.960] | But I made the mistake of turning off the TV. dan hou lai wo ba dian shi guan diao |
| [00:59.730] | I never got it back again. jiu zai ye zhao bu dao le |
| [01:02.370] | And I' m sad. wo hao shang xin |
| [01:08.640] | Why would he turn off the TV? ta gan ma guan dian shi? |
| [01:12.110] | The One with the Free Porn ben ji bo chu:" wei ai zou tian ya" |
| [02:04.430] | Do we really have to watch this while we eat? chi fan yi ding yao kan zhe ge ma? |
| [02:10.270] | We don' t know what could make this go away. wo men bu zhi dao ta zen yang hui xiao shi |
| [02:14.470] | So no one touches the remote, and no one touches the TV. suo yi bu zhun peng yao kong qi ye bu zhun peng dian shi |
| [02:18.610] | And no one touches the air around the TV. lian dian shi zhou wei de kong qi dou bu neng rao dong |
| [02:23.350] | Imagine a protective porn bubble, if you will. jiu xiang you yi ge pian zi bao hu zhao |
| [02:29.290] | I' m at least going to mute it. qi ma ye yao jing yin bu yao |
| [02:35.830] | We still have porn. pian zi hai zai |
| [02:41.600] | What are you doing? That' s too heavy. Give it here. ni gan shen me? na ge hen zhong ye, gei wo |
| [02:46.870] | Oh, God. tian na |
| [02:48.740] | hao le |
| [02:51.780] | I' m too pregnant for lugging around a stupid massage table. wo shi zai bu neng zai kang zhe an mo zhuo pao le |
| [02:56.710] | I need a job with a smaller table. wo de zhao ge zhuo zi xiao yi dian de gong zuo |
| [02:59.380] | Or a job without a table. huo shi bu xu yao zhuo zi de gong zuo |
| [03:01.520] | You mean, like a doctor? xiang yi sheng ma? |
| [03:04.690] | You' re blocking the porn! fei bi, ni dang dao pian zi le la |
| [03:10.430] | That reminds me. I have to see my obgyn today. zhe rang wo xiang dao jin tian yao zuo chan jian |
| [03:21.410] | Emily just went to the airport. ai mi li qu ji chang le |
| [03:24.080] | Why didn' t you take her? ni zen me bu song ta qu? |
| [03:25.810] | Her uncle had planned to do it. ta jiu jiu ben lai jiu da suan song ta |
| [03:27.950] | We said our goodbyes this morning. wo men jin tian zao shang dao bie le |
| [03:31.680] | You must feel horrible. Hey, the guys have free porn. ni yi ding hen nan shou ge bi you mian fei de |
| [03:40.360] | Hey, cheer up. You' ll see her again, right? gao xing yi dian, ni men hui zai jian mian ba? |
| [03:44.200] | I don' t know. wo jiu shi bu zhi dao |
| [03:46.000] | When I brought it up, she said... wo mei ci ti qi ta jiu shuo |
| [03:48.370] | ..." This is so fantastic. Why talk about the future? " zhe yang jiu hen bang le" " he bi tan dao wei lai?" |
| [03:52.000] | Let' s enjoy" Don' t do the accent. It really bums me out. " wo men jiu" bie xue ying guo qiang, wo hen shou bu liao |
| [03:57.440] | Emily said I was pretty good. ai mi li shuo wo xue de hen hao |
| [03:59.340] | Well, that' s someone you should hang on to. na ni ke de ba wo ta |
| [04:02.810] | You' ve got to see her again. ni fei zai jian ta bu ke |
| [04:04.820] | Why do you care? Because! ni gan ma zai yi? yin wei... |
| [04:08.150] | You could live out my fantasy. ni ke yi shi xian wo de huan xiang |
| [04:10.620] | You had fantasies about Emily? ni dui ai mi li you huan xiang? |
| [04:14.130] | You know, the fantasy. bu shi, jiu shi na ge huan xiang ma |
| [04:17.330] | Meet a foreigner, fall madly in love and spend your lives together. ren shi yi xiang ren feng kuang zhui ru ai he, gong du yi sheng |
| [04:22.500] | Is that why you hung out with that Ukrainian kid in school? suo yi ni guo zhong shi lao gen na ge wu ke lan nan sheng hun? |
| [04:28.240] | Yeah, plus his mom used to put sour cream on everything. dui ling wai ta ma ma zhu cai dou hui jia suan nai you |
| [04:34.450] | Do you love her? ni ai ta ma? |
| [04:36.680] | We said it would only be two weeks. wo men shuo hao zhi zai yi qi 2 xing qi |
| [04:41.090] | You love her. ni ai ta |
| [04:43.290] | What is love, really? shen me shi ai? |
| [04:46.360] | I knew you loved her! wo jiu zhi dao ni ai ta |
| [04:48.360] | You go to the airport and tell her. ni de qu ji chang gao su ta |
| [04:50.800] | You' ll probably catch her at the gate. ni ying gai hui zai deng ji men zhui shang ta |
| [04:54.000] | You' ll call her name and yell " l love you!" ni hui jiao ta de ming zi da han " wo ai ni" |
| [04:57.070] | She' ll say " l love you too!" ta hui shuo" wo ye ai ni" |
| [04:59.540] | Then you will have the most amazing kiss. ran hou ni men hui you zui shen qing de yi wen |
| [05:02.910] | Everyone at the gate will applaud. deng ji men qian zhang sheng ru lei |
| [05:06.240] | I am a good kisser. wo shi hen hui jie wen |
| [05:09.580] | Then you two can sneak into the cockpit. ran hou ni men ke yi liu jin jia shi cang |
| [05:14.620] | Things will start to heat up. qi fen kai shi bian de huo re |
| [05:17.090] | And then a stewardess comes in.... ran hou yi ge kong jie jin lai |
| [05:21.430] | I' ve been watching too much porn. wo kan tai duo pian zi le |
| [05:28.430] | ls that the heartbeat? That' s it. na shi xin tiao ma? mei cuo |
| [05:30.570] | Oh, my God! tian na |
| [05:32.800] | This is so cool! tai ku le |
| [05:35.540] | Have we talked about multiple births? wo men tan guo duo bao tai de ke neng ma? |
| [05:40.180] | Let' s take care of this one. If l get pregnant again, I have your card. xian gao ding zhe yi tai yao shi zai huai yun, wo you ni de ming pian |
| [05:45.950] | No, I' m getting three separate heartbeats. bu shi, wo ting dao san ge xin tiao yin |
| [05:50.520] | You guys were worried I wouldn' t even have one. san ge? ni men hai dan xin wo huai bu cheng |
| [05:54.590] | Doctors are wrong all the time. yi sheng jing chang fan cuo |
| [05:59.260] | Are you sure that there are three? ni que ding you san ge? |
| [06:01.800] | Definitely. Oh, my God. jue dui de tian na tian na! |
| [06:09.540] | So in a few months, I' ll have three babies walking around inside me? zai guo ji ge yue wo ti nei hui you san ge bao bao guang da jie? |
| [06:16.250] | It' ll be like one of those log rides when they come shooting out. ta men chu sheng shi hui gen lian fa pao yi yang |
| [06:22.490] | Giving birth to three is like giving birth to one. qi shi sheng san ge gen sheng yi ge yi yang |
| [06:26.220] | What do you know? ni dong shen me? |
| [06:29.260] | Have you ever had triplets? No. I' m sorry, I haven' t. ni sheng guo duo bao tai ma? bao qian, wo mei you |
| [06:32.760] | I' m going to use this a lot. wo ying gai duo li yong zhe ju hua |
| [06:41.070] | fei bi |
| [06:46.110] | How' d it go at the doctor' s? chan jian jie guo zen yang? |
| [06:48.850] | You know how, when you' re walking down the street... dang ni zou zai jie shang |
| [06:52.750] | ... and you see three people in a row. kan dao san ge ren zou cheng yi lie |
| [06:55.690] | And you say " Oh, that' s nice." ni bu shi hui shuo" zhen hao"? |
| [07:00.860] | mei cuo hao |
| [07:04.600] | Good news! You' ll have three babies. hao xiao xi, ni men you san ge bao bao |
| [07:08.870] | Three babies? san ge bao bao? |
| [07:13.370] | I' ve finally got my band! wo zong suan ke yi zu tuan le |
| [07:16.710] | We' ll have a big family! I always wanted a big family. wo men hui shi ge da jia ting wo yi zhi xiang yao da jia ting |
| [07:21.380] | Oh, God, I' m so glad you' re happy! I was afraid you' d be freaked. ni men gao xing jiu hao wo hai pa ni men hui zhuo kuang |
| [07:27.720] | Why would we be freaked? wei shi me yao zhuo kuang? |
| [07:29.350] | Because it' s harder to raise them and the added expense. yin wei san ge yang qi lai geng lei ye geng hua qian |
| [07:37.560] | Right. ye dui |
| [07:39.360] | No, back to happy. Back to happy! bu, ji xu gao xing, ji xu gao xing |
| [07:44.940] | It' s going to be fine... bu, mei wen ti de |
| [07:48.310] | ... because I teach home ec. yin wei wo jiao jia zheng |
| [07:50.810] | I can have 30 kids making baby clothes all year long. wo ke yi jiao sa ge xue sheng 1 zheng nian dou zuo ying er fu |
| [07:55.010] | It' ll be like my very own little sweatshop. jiu xiang wo zhuan shu de lian jia tong gong chang |
| [08:02.050] | I was thinking, ever since you said we' d have triplets. zi cong ni shuo shi san bao tai, wo jiu zai xiang |
| [08:08.460] | The best thing for me to do is drop out of college and get a job. wo zui hao xiu xue qu zhao yi fen gong zuo |
| [08:12.700] | No, you can' t quit college. bu, fa lan ke ni bu neng fang qi xue ye |
| [08:15.630] | You' re in college? ni zai nian shu? |
| [08:18.440] | Refrigerator college. leng dong ku zhuan xiao |
| [08:21.870] | When we found out we were having a baby... dang wo men fa xian you le hai zi |
| [08:24.940] | ... I figured I should have a career, you know? wo xiang shuo wo ying gai you fen shi ye |
| [08:29.480] | And I love refrigerators. er qie wo hen xi huan leng dong ku |
| [08:32.550] | You can' t give up on your dream! ni bu neng fang qi ni de meng xiang |
| [08:35.290] | No, it' s okay. We' re going to have three kids. mei guan xi, wo men jiang you san ge hai zi |
| [08:39.320] | And that' s a different kind of dream. na shi ge bu yi yang de meng |
| [08:42.660] | Three kids and no money. san ge hai zi, yi pin ru xi |
| [08:50.640] | This is the boarding call for flight 009. da cheng 009 ban ji de lv ke qing deng ji |
| [08:54.910] | ai mi li |
| [08:56.540] | What are you doing here? tian na, ni zen me lai le? |
| [08:59.480] | I had to see you before you took off. wo de zai ni zou zhi qian zai jian ni yi mian |
| [09:03.410] | You are so sweet. ni zhen hao |
| [09:08.550] | That' s a big candy bar. hao da de san jiao qiao ke li |
| [09:13.220] | I had the most amazing time with you. wo gen ni zai yi qi guo de hao kai xin |
| [09:16.760] | Me too. wo ye shi |
| [09:18.560] | This is the final boarding call for flight 009. 009 ban ji qi fei qian zui hou guang bo |
| [09:23.730] | Well, that' s me. na shi wo de ban ji |
| [09:33.610] | Here, have this. gei ni |
| [09:35.010] | I' m only allowed one piece of carryon. zhi neng you yi jian deng ji xing li |
| [09:40.890] | deng yi xia |
| [09:42.950] | Listen, I have to tell you something. wo you shi yao gao su ni |
| [09:47.260] | I' ve been thinking. wo yi zhi zai xiang |
| [09:49.360] | I' m just going to say it, okay? wo jiu zhi shuo le |
| [09:53.100] | I think... wo jue de |
| [09:55.470] | ... I love you. ... wo ai ni |
| [10:07.680] | Thank you. xie xie |
| [10:17.050] | It' s no problem. bu ke qi |
| [10:29.030] | What is that song? zhe dao di shi shen me ge? |
| [10:31.340] | It' s the theme from Good Will Humping. " mi tao bu shou" de zhu ti qu |
| [10:37.410] | You know who doesn' t like dirty movies? My boyfriend Joshua. ni men zhi dao you shui bu xi huan pian zi? wo de xin nan peng you yue shu ya |
| [10:41.810] | Yeah, right. shi a |
| [10:44.880] | He said he prefers to leave certain things to the imagination. ta shuo ta xi huan bao liu yi dian xiang xiang kong jian |
| [10:49.190] | Did he also say that the dialogue was corny? ta you mei you shuo nei xie dui bai hen di su |
| [10:53.020] | And that he found it funny, not sexy? Yes. ta jue de shi ke xiao, bu shi xing gan? mei cuo |
| [10:58.360] | Yeah, he likes porn. ta xi huan pian zi |
| [11:03.030] | Where you going? ni qu na li? |
| [11:04.200] | To find out if he really thinks models are too skinny. qu kan ta shi bu shi zhen de jue de chao ji ming mo dou tai shou |
| [11:10.840] | How' d it go? ta men fan ying ru he? |
| [11:12.140] | Frank has to quit college... fa lan ke de xiu xue |
| [11:14.480] | ... because his superfertile sister' s having three babies. yin wei hen neng sheng de jie jie yi ci huai san tai |
| [11:18.180] | I need to make money fast. I wanted to talk to you about an idea. wo de zhuan kuai qian wo xiang gen ni tan yi ge xiang fa |
| [11:23.250] | You work for a big company. yin wei ni zai da gong si shang ban |
| [11:25.390] | Insider trading. nei xian jiao yi |
| [11:28.490] | What information can you give me? ni you shen me ke yi gei wo? |
| [11:31.100] | They don' t talk to us about that stuff. da tou bu hui gen wo men jiang zhei xie |
| [11:33.760] | But I can get you free WhiteOut. dan wo ke yi bang ni A li ke bai |
| [11:39.500] | Did you do what I said? I did. ni you zhao wo shuo de gao su ta ma? you |
| [11:42.440] | What' d she say? " Thank you." ta zen me shuo? " xie xie" |
| [11:46.610] | You' re totally welcome. What' d she say? bu ke qi, ta shuo shi mo? |
| [11:51.320] | She said," Thank you." ta shuo" xie xie" |
| [11:53.880] | I said," l love you." wo shuo" wo ai ni" |
| [11:56.520] | And she said," Thank you." ta shuo" xie xie" |
| [12:00.990] | That' s not right. bu dui a |
| [12:04.460] | Did you say you love her? ni shuo ni ai ta? |
| [12:06.600] | What were you trying to get her to do? ni xiang pian ta zuo shi mo? |
| [12:11.240] | What do I do now? You play hardtoget. xian zai zen me ban? ni jia zhuang hen nan diao |
| [12:15.710] | She already lives in London. ta yi jing zhu zai lun dun le |
| [12:19.480] | So you go to Tokyo. ni ban qu dong jing |
| [12:23.250] | Forget it. bie xiang le |
| [12:24.880] | You told her you love her. It' s over. ni shuo ni ai ta, mei xi chang le |
| [12:27.890] | It is not over! You' re over! shui shuo de, ni cai mei xi chang |
| [12:32.320] | What? shen me? |
| [12:35.760] | You know. ni dong wo de yi si |
| [12:42.430] | Good one. hao shuo de hao |
| [12:45.140] | It' s not over. She' ll call and tell you she loves you. shi qing hai mei wan ta hui da lai shuo ta ai ni |
| [12:49.270] | Her feelings were so strong that it scared her. ta de gan jue qiang lie dao ling ta hai pa |
| [12:52.680] | Go home and wait for her call. She could call from the plane. kuai hui qu deng dian hua ta ke neng hui cong fei ji shang da |
| [12:57.510] | But if she doesn' t call, it is definitely over! yao shi ta mei da lai, na jiu shi jie shu le |
| [13:01.990] | Unless, eventually, I call her to see what' s going on... chu fei zui hou wo da gei ta tan tan kou feng |
| [13:07.060] | ... and she says she' ll call me back, but then she doesn' t. ta shuo ta hui zai da gei wo, jie guo mei da |
| [13:11.360] | Then it' s over! na jiu zhen de jie shu le |
| [13:15.000] | Way to be strong! zhen gou li |
| [13:27.850] | Can we watch cartoons on your TV? wo men ke yi zai zhe li kan ka tong ma? |
| [13:30.250] | We need a porn break. wo men xu yao xiu xi yi xia |
| [13:32.820] | We spent two hours watching In and Out and In Again. wo men kan le 2 xiao shi de " sha jin sha chu you sha jin" |
| [13:38.560] | Why don' t you turn it off? wei shi me bu guan diao suan le? |
| [13:40.860] | Then we' d be the guys who turned off free porn. na wo men hui bian cheng guan diao pian zi de bai chi |
| [13:44.460] | Yeah, but that' s not what you' d go by. bie ren you bu hui na yang jiao ni men |
| [13:48.930] | Look, I' m going to have a kid someday. Okay? rui qiu, jiang lai wo hui you xiao hai |
| [13:52.000] | And someday that kid is going to ask me if I ever turned off free porn. ta hui wen wo you mei you guan diao |
| [13:57.040] | I don' t wanna have to tell him that I did. wo bu xiang shuo wo you |
| [13:58.980] | Did you ever asked you dad that? ni you wen guo ni ba ma? |
| [14:01.580] | I don' t want to talk about it. wo ju tan zhe jian shi |
| [14:05.080] | Good, you' re here! tai hao le, ni men dou zai |
| [14:08.420] | What you got there? ni shou shang na shen me? |
| [14:09.890] | This? I' m glad you asked. zhe ge? wen de hao |
| [14:15.890] | Don' t you hate to cut a tin can with an ordinary steak knife? yong pu tong dao zi qie xi guan bu shi hen nan qie ma? |
| [14:24.440] | I know what you' re thinking. wo zhi dao ni men zai xiang shen me |
| [14:26.440] | Pregnant woman slays four? " yun fu fa kuang kan sha si ren"? |
| [14:30.540] | Did they make you pay for those knives? No. ni mei mai xia zhei xie dao zi ba? mei you |
| [14:33.480] | Are you sure? No. ni que ding? mei you |
| [14:37.350] | You won' t make enough money by selling knives. mai dao zhuan bu liao duo shao qian de |
| [14:40.520] | I just need enough money for the second part of my plan. wo zhi dao wo zhi xu yao hou xu ji hua de ben qian |
| [14:44.960] | What' s that? My Saturn dealership. hou xu ji hua shi shen me? jing xiao fei qi wu chu li she bei |
| [14:57.330] | Hello. |
| [14:59.470] | Ross. Emily. Hi. luo si ai mi li |
| [15:04.810] | How was your flight? lv tu hai shun li ma? |
| [15:07.040] | It was dreadful. hen can |
| [15:08.480] | It was terrible how I acted when you said those wonderful things. ni dui wo gao bai wo de fan ying que na me cha jin |
| [15:13.220] | No, that' s all right. mei guan xi |
| [15:17.320] | I' m just glad you called. wo hen gao xing ni da lai |
| [15:19.490] | Ross, there' s something that I' ve got to tell you. luo si, wo you shi yao gao su ni |
| [15:25.360] | There' s someone else. wo you nan peng you le |
| [15:31.770] | Does that mean the same thing in England as it does in America? zhe ju hua zai ying guo de yi si gen zai mei guo yi yang ma? |
| [15:38.280] | She doesn' t know who she wants. Me or this " Colin" guy. ta bu zhi dao ta xiang yao shui wo hai shi na ge ke lin |
| [15:42.780] | So I told her when she figures it out, give me a call. Maybe I' ll still be around. wo jiao ta xiang qing chu zai da gei wo ye xu wo hai zai |
| [15:46.850] | When you say " still around," you mean still around like you might be in a relationship... wo wen yi xia, ni shuo ye xu hai zai shi ni hui deng ta xuan ze ni |
| [15:51.690] | ... or still around like you might have died waiting for the phone to ring? hai shi ni hui deng dian hua deng dao si? |
| [15:57.260] | But it was so right. yuan ben ming ming hen wan mei |
| [15:59.300] | This isn' t how it' s supposed to go. There can' t be another guy. xian zai dou luan le, zen me hui you di san zhe |
| [16:05.540] | Of course, there' s another guy! dang ran you di san zhe |
| [16:07.700] | This is even more perfect. zhe yang geng wan mei |
| [16:11.140] | You have to prove your love! xian zai ni de zheng ming ni de ai |
| [16:13.310] | I' m not proving anything. I' m done listening to you. wo shen me ye bu zheng ming wo bu hui zai ting ni de le |
| [16:17.380] | If I hadn' t let you talk me into this... yao bu shi bei ni shuo fu pao qu ji chang |
| [16:19.850] | ... I wouldn' t have put my fist through the wall. wo ye bu hui gao dao qu chui qiang |
| [16:22.790] | You did that? ni chui qiang? |
| [16:24.620] | I missed and hit the door. jie guo mei da zhong da dao men |
| [16:28.460] | But it opened really hard. bu guo men dan de hen yong li |
| [16:32.060] | You have to go to London. You have to go fight for her. ni de qu lun dun shen me? ni de qu zheng qu ta |
| [16:36.230] | That makes sense. dui, you dao li |
| [16:38.070] | You said you loved her, and she didn' t say it back. ni shuo ni ai ta, ta mei you hui ying |
| [16:41.370] | Then she told you about another guy. Go to London. Scare her! ran hou ta da lai shuo you nan peng you qu lun dun ba, ta hui bei xia si |
| [16:48.850] | When Rachel was with Paolo, what did you do? rui qiu gen bao luo zai yi qi shi ni zuo le shen me? |
| [16:51.720] | I made fun of his accent. wo chao xiao ta de kou yin |
| [16:54.050] | You sat back and let him have her. You didn' t fight. ni rang ta qing song de shou ni wan quan mei zheng qu, mei cuo ba? |
| [16:57.790] | I just told you, I made fun of him behind his back. wo shuo le, wo si xia qu xiao ta de kou yin |
| [17:01.990] | Oh, I see. wo dong le |
| [17:04.500] | You want that to happen with Emily? No. ni xiang rang ai mi li ye bei qiang zou? bu xiang |
| [17:06.960] | All right then, go fight for her! hao, na jiu qu zheng qu ta |
| [17:13.240] | It' s like a snake pit. hao xiang yi wo she o |
| [17:15.910] | That could be you and Emily. ni he ai mi li ye ke yi na yang |
| [17:21.450] | That but nicer. bi ta men wei mei |
| [17:24.210] | Go to London! fei qu lun dun |
| [17:26.380] | Really? zhen de? |
| [17:27.550] | Surprise her. Don' t let her go without a fight. kuai dian, dao ta jia men kou, gei ta jing xi bie ba ta gong shou rang ren |
| [17:33.020] | All right. I' m going to do it. hao, jiu zhe me jue ding |
| [17:36.430] | I' m going to London, and I' ll fight for her. wo yao qu lun dun zheng qu ta |
| [17:40.060] | Okay. Good luck! hao, jia you |
| [17:44.100] | Can you pick me up one of those Toblerone bars at the airport? luo si, ni dao le ji chang neng bu neng bang wo mai te da san jiao qiao ke li |
| [17:55.350] | I did it! I figured out a way to make money. wo xiang dao le! wo xiang dao zhuan qian de lu zi le |
| [17:59.920] | I' ll open a massage place. Frank will help me. wo yao kai an mo yuan, zhao fa lan ke bang mang |
| [18:03.050] | We' ll work it around his schedule, so he doesn' t have to quit school. pei he ta de shi jian, ta jiu bu bi xiu xue |
| [18:09.290] | But how can you afford it? hao zhu yi, dan ni na lai de qian? |
| [18:11.430] | We were walking down the street, and we saw your van. wo men zou zai lu shang kan jian ni men ban wai hui de xiao ba |
| [18:15.070] | And we realized I' m telling it! jiu xiang dao wo yao shuo la |
| [18:19.300] | People need transportation, and they need massages to relax. ren men xu yao jiao tong gong ju ye xu yao an mo fang song |
| [18:23.940] | We can combine the two. I give massages and Frank drives. wo men ke yi jie he liang zhe wo an mo, fa lan ke kai che |
| [18:28.750] | I' ll bolt a table in the van, and you know what I' ve got? wo ke yi zai xiao ba li zhuang ge zhuo zi jie guo jiu shi shen me? |
| [18:32.750] | A place that no one will get out of alive? you jin wu chu de si wang xiao ba? |
| [18:36.950] | Think about it. It' s a taxi that people take when they need to relax. bu shi, ni men xiang ma jiu shi gei xiang fang song de ren da de ji cheng che |
| [18:42.330] | It' s a RelaxiTaxi! jiao zuo qing song ren ni xing |
| [18:46.100] | The name was my favorite part! wo zui xiang jiang de jiu shi ming zi |
| [18:49.330] | I came up with it. You did not! shi wo xiang chu lai de ni luan jiang |
| [18:55.640] | You came up with RelaxiCab. That' s not good. ni xiang de shi qing song zhi xing yi dian ye bu hao |
| [19:04.510] | Oh, my god! Are you in England? Was Emily surprised? tian na! ni zai ying guo ma? ai mi li jing xi ma? |
| [19:08.250] | No, she hasn' t come home yet. bu, yin wei ta hai mei hui jia |
| [19:10.450] | She hasn' t been home all night. She must be with the other guy. ta zheng wan dou mei hui jia xian ran shi gen ling yi ge ren zai yi qi |
| [19:15.390] | I' m the stupid moron who spent the night here. wo ze shi zai zhe li shou ye de bai chi |
| [19:19.700] | What was that? I just put my fist through another wall. shen me sheng yin? wo you chui qiang le |
| [19:23.000] | Tell the guys. gao su qian de he qiao yi |
| [19:25.870] | When is the next flight out? xia yi ban fei ji shi ji dian? |
| [19:28.140] | About four hours. da yue 4 xiao shi hou |
| [19:29.440] | Stay there for a while. If she doesn' t show up, come home. zai deng yi xia ru guo ta hai bu chu xian jiu hui lai |
| [19:33.440] | There' s a girl at the restaurant that would be perfect for you. wo gang xiang dao wo men can ting you ge nv sheng hen shi he ni |
| [19:38.250] | Tell him about RelaxiTaxi. gao su ta qing song ren ni xing de shi |
| [19:40.520] | Ask him if he likes it better than RelaxiCab. wen ta shi bu shi bi qing song zhi xing hao |
| [19:44.660] | It' s not RelaxiCab. It' s RelaxiCab. Like TaxiCab. bu shi qing song zhi xing, shi qing song che xing jiu xiang ji cheng che xing |
| [19:49.860] | That is better. zhe ge bi jiao hao |
| [19:55.300] | Do you have any 8' s? ni you 8 ma? |
| [19:57.630] | No. mei you |
| [20:09.950] | Are we in London? zhe li shi lun dun ma? |
| [20:12.450] | Why are you here? You can' t be here. ni zen me zai zhe li? ni bu neng zai zhe li |
| [20:14.950] | I' ve come to talk to Ross. wo you hua yao dui luo si shuo |
| [20:20.860] | What? zen me le? |
| [20:24.960] | Nothing. mei shi |
| [20:27.130] | I was going to call him wo ben lai xiang da gei ta |
| [20:28.730] | You came to tell him you love him. I knew it! ni lai shuo ni ai ta, wo jiu zhi dao |
| [20:31.970] | I was right! I' m right, right? wo shi dui de! wo shi dui de ba? |
| [20:35.170] | I' d rather talk to him. wo zhi xiang gen ta tan |
| [20:39.140] | I' ve been to his apartment and he' s not there. wo qu guo ta jia, ta bu zai |
| [20:42.350] | I need to talk to him. Do you know where he is? wo de gen ta tan tan ni men zhi dao ta zai na li ma? |
| [20:55.930] | Ross, are you there? luo si, ni zai ma? |
| [21:00.760] | Ross, I don' t know if you hear this, but I' ll talk anyway. wo bu xiao de ni ting bu ting de jian bu guo wo jiu shuo le |
| [21:05.600] | I' m in the States with your sister and friends. wo zai mei guo gen ni de mei mei peng you zai yi qi |
| [21:08.840] | It' s all over with Colin. wo gen ke lin fen shou le |
| [21:12.780] | I came here to tell you that and to tell you wo lai gao su ni zhe jian shi, hai you |
| [21:15.750] | Yes, Joey, you can have all the chocolate you want. qiao yi, ni xiang yao qiao ke li jiu na ba |
| [21:22.250] | I came here to tell you that I love you. wo lai gao su ni wo ai ni |
| [21:28.160] | I love you too! wo ye ai ni |
| [21:29.630] | I' ll call you right now from the phone booth. wo xian zai jiu da gong gong dian hua gei ni |
| [21:33.360] | You can' t hear me. ni ting bu jian |
| [21:36.970] | I wish I knew if you' d heard me. zhen xiang zhi dao ni ting bu ting de jian |
| [21:39.570] | I suppose I' ve given my neighbors a good laugh. wo bu shi gang gao bai wan jiu shi gei le lin ju xiao bing |
| [21:43.210] | Mrs. Newman, if you' re listening, bugger off. None of your business. niu man tai tai, ru guo ni zai ting gun kai, bu guan ni de shi |
| [21:49.180] | There' s not much chance you did hear that. ni ba cheng ting bu jian |
| [21:52.220] | There' s the call waiting... er qie you dian hua jin lai le |
| [21:55.150] | ... so I should go. wo de gua le |
| [21:58.090] | Oh, well. jiu zhe yang |
| [22:07.630] | Ross, I love you. luo si, wo ai ni |
| [22:13.500] | Thank you. xie xie |
| [22:27.420] | I was just at the bank. There was this really hot teller... wo gang cai qu yin hang you ge hen la de xing yuan |
| [22:30.750] | ... and she didn' t ask me to do it with her in the vault. ta mei you zhao wo qu jin ku hei xiu |
| [22:35.060] | Same thing happened to me. wo ye shi |
| [22:37.530] | Pizza delivery girl comes over, gives me the pizza and leaves! pi sa wai song xiao mei lai fang xia pi sa shou le qian jiu zou le |
| [22:42.400] | No " Nice apartment, bet the bedrooms are huge"? mei shuo" ni jia hao piao liang" " wo fang yi ding hen da ba?" |
| [22:45.900] | Nothing! wan quan mei you |
| [22:48.940] | You know what? We have to turn off the porn. ni zhi dao ma? wo men de ba pian zi guan diao |
| [22:52.510] | I think you' re right. ni shuo de dui |
| [22:56.350] | Ready? zhun bei hao le ma? |
| [22:57.610] | One, two, three. yi, er, san |
| [23:05.090] | That' s kind of nice. man hao de |
| [23:07.360] | That' s kind of a relief. you zhong jie tuo gan dui |
| [23:16.370] | You want to see if we still have it? xiang bu xiang kan ta hai zai bu zai? xiang |
| [23:20.200] | Free porn! We have free porn! mian fei pian zi! |
| [23:32.150] | There' s one, two and three. zong gong yi, er, san |
| [23:36.320] | Oh, my God. That' s so beautiful. tian na tai mei le |
| [23:39.360] | Oh, man. I can' t believe it. wo zhen bu gan xiang xin |
| [23:41.460] | I know. shi a |
| [23:42.960] | I like the middle one the best. wo zui xi huan zhong jian na ge |
| [23:47.300] | Don' t worry, I won' t let the other two know. fang xin, wo bu hui gao su ling wai liang ge |
| [00:00.910] | What' s that? Treeger' s snaking the shower drain. shuí a? cuī gé zài tōng pái shuǐ guǎn |
| [00:05.080] | What in the name of hell? zhè shì shén me dōng xī? |
| [00:09.810] | Maybe he found your flipflop. kě néng shì nǐ de jiá jiǎo tuō xié |
| [00:16.690] | Is this porn? zhè shì piān zi ma? |
| [00:19.590] | I must have hit something on the remote. wǒ yí dìng shì àn dào shén me le |
| [00:22.130] | Do we pay for this? wǒ men yǒu fù qián ma? |
| [00:24.930] | We didn' t even pay our cable bill. wǒ men lián dì sì tái dōu méi gěi qián |
| [00:27.470] | Maybe this is how they punish us. yě xǔ zhè shì chǔ fá fāng shì |
| [00:30.370] | Maybe we shouldn' t pay our phone bill. Free phone sex. yě xǔ wǒ men yīng gāi qiàn diàn huà fèi |
| [00:33.940] | Maybe we shouldn' t pay our gas bill. yě xǔ wǒ men yīng gāi qiàn wǎ sī fèi |
| [00:39.210] | Hey, that lady' s all kinds of naked. nà wèi xiǎo jiě méi chuān yī fu ō |
| [00:43.620] | Joey pressed something on the remote and it just came on. qiáo yī bù zhī dào àn le shén me tā jiù mào chū lái le |
| [00:49.190] | It happened to me once. It was like finding money. wǒ yǒu yī cì yě àn dào guò gēn jiǎn dào qián yí yàng shuǎng |
| [00:53.390] | Finding money with naked people on it! yìn yǒu chūn gōng tú de qián |
| [00:56.960] | But I made the mistake of turning off the TV. dàn hòu lái wǒ bǎ diàn shì guān diào |
| [00:59.730] | I never got it back again. jiù zài yě zhǎo bu dào le |
| [01:02.370] | And I' m sad. wǒ hǎo shāng xīn |
| [01:08.640] | Why would he turn off the TV? tā gàn ma guān diàn shì? |
| [01:12.110] | The One with the Free Porn běn jí bō chū:" wèi ài zǒu tiān yá" |
| [02:04.430] | Do we really have to watch this while we eat? chī fàn yí dìng yào kàn zhè gè ma? |
| [02:10.270] | We don' t know what could make this go away. wǒ men bù zhī dào tā zěn yàng huì xiāo shī |
| [02:14.470] | So no one touches the remote, and no one touches the TV. suǒ yǐ bù zhǔn pèng yáo kòng qì yě bù zhǔn pèng diàn shì |
| [02:18.610] | And no one touches the air around the TV. lián diàn shì zhōu wéi de kōng qì dōu bù néng rǎo dòng |
| [02:23.350] | Imagine a protective porn bubble, if you will. jiù xiàng yǒu yí gè piān zi bǎo hù zhào |
| [02:29.290] | I' m at least going to mute it. qǐ mǎ yě yào jìng yīn bú yào |
| [02:35.830] | We still have porn. piān zi hái zài |
| [02:41.600] | What are you doing? That' s too heavy. Give it here. nǐ gàn shén me? nà gè hěn zhòng yé, gěi wǒ |
| [02:46.870] | Oh, God. tiān na |
| [02:48.740] | hǎo le |
| [02:51.780] | I' m too pregnant for lugging around a stupid massage table. wǒ shí zài bù néng zài káng zhe àn mó zhuō pǎo le |
| [02:56.710] | I need a job with a smaller table. wǒ dé zhǎo gè zhuō zi xiǎo yì diǎn de gōng zuò |
| [02:59.380] | Or a job without a table. huò shì bù xū yào zhuō zi de gōng zuò |
| [03:01.520] | You mean, like a doctor? xiàng yī shēng ma? |
| [03:04.690] | You' re blocking the porn! fēi bǐ, nǐ dǎng dào piān zi le la |
| [03:10.430] | That reminds me. I have to see my obgyn today. zhè ràng wǒ xiǎng dào jīn tiān yào zuò chǎn jiǎn |
| [03:21.410] | Emily just went to the airport. ài mì lì qù jī chǎng le |
| [03:24.080] | Why didn' t you take her? nǐ zěn me bù sòng tā qù? |
| [03:25.810] | Her uncle had planned to do it. tā jiù jiù běn lái jiù dǎ suàn sòng tā |
| [03:27.950] | We said our goodbyes this morning. wǒ men jīn tiān zǎo shàng dào bié le |
| [03:31.680] | You must feel horrible. Hey, the guys have free porn. nǐ yí dìng hěn nán shòu gé bì yǒu miǎn fèi de |
| [03:40.360] | Hey, cheer up. You' ll see her again, right? gāo xìng yì diǎn, nǐ men huì zài jiàn miàn ba? |
| [03:44.200] | I don' t know. wǒ jiù shì bù zhī dào |
| [03:46.000] | When I brought it up, she said... wǒ měi cì tí qǐ tā jiù shuō |
| [03:48.370] | ..." This is so fantastic. Why talk about the future? " zhè yàng jiù hěn bàng le" " hé bì tán dào wèi lái?" |
| [03:52.000] | Let' s enjoy" Don' t do the accent. It really bums me out. " wǒ men jiù" bié xué yīng guó qiāng, wǒ hěn shòu bù liǎo |
| [03:57.440] | Emily said I was pretty good. ài mì lì shuō wǒ xué de hěn hǎo |
| [03:59.340] | Well, that' s someone you should hang on to. nà nǐ kě dé bǎ wò tā |
| [04:02.810] | You' ve got to see her again. nǐ fēi zài jiàn tā bù kě |
| [04:04.820] | Why do you care? Because! nǐ gàn ma zài yì? yīn wèi... |
| [04:08.150] | You could live out my fantasy. nǐ kě yǐ shí xiàn wǒ de huàn xiǎng |
| [04:10.620] | You had fantasies about Emily? nǐ duì ài mì lì yǒu huàn xiǎng? |
| [04:14.130] | You know, the fantasy. bú shì, jiù shì nà gè huàn xiǎng ma |
| [04:17.330] | Meet a foreigner, fall madly in love and spend your lives together. rèn shi yì xiāng rén fēng kuáng zhuì rù ài hé, gòng dù yī shēng |
| [04:22.500] | Is that why you hung out with that Ukrainian kid in school? suǒ yǐ nǐ guó zhōng shí lǎo gēn nà gè wū kè lán nán shēng hùn? |
| [04:28.240] | Yeah, plus his mom used to put sour cream on everything. duì lìng wài tā mā mā zhǔ cài dōu huì jiā suān nǎi yóu |
| [04:34.450] | Do you love her? nǐ ài tā ma? |
| [04:36.680] | We said it would only be two weeks. wǒ men shuō hǎo zhǐ zài yì qǐ 2 xīng qī |
| [04:41.090] | You love her. nǐ ài tā |
| [04:43.290] | What is love, really? shén me shì ài? |
| [04:46.360] | I knew you loved her! wǒ jiù zhī dào nǐ ài tā |
| [04:48.360] | You go to the airport and tell her. nǐ dé qù jī chǎng gào sù tā |
| [04:50.800] | You' ll probably catch her at the gate. nǐ yīng gāi huì zài dēng jī mén zhuī shàng tā |
| [04:54.000] | You' ll call her name and yell " l love you!" nǐ huì jiào tā de míng zì dà hǎn " wǒ ài nǐ" |
| [04:57.070] | She' ll say " l love you too!" tā huì shuō" wǒ yě ài nǐ" |
| [04:59.540] | Then you will have the most amazing kiss. rán hòu nǐ men huì yǒu zuì shēn qíng de yī wěn |
| [05:02.910] | Everyone at the gate will applaud. dēng jī mén qián zhǎng shēng rú léi |
| [05:06.240] | I am a good kisser. wǒ shì hěn huì jiē wěn |
| [05:09.580] | Then you two can sneak into the cockpit. rán hòu nǐ men kě yǐ liū jìn jià shǐ cāng |
| [05:14.620] | Things will start to heat up. qì fēn kāi shǐ biàn de huǒ rè |
| [05:17.090] | And then a stewardess comes in.... rán hòu yí gè kōng jiě jìn lái |
| [05:21.430] | I' ve been watching too much porn. wǒ kàn tài duō piān zi le |
| [05:28.430] | ls that the heartbeat? That' s it. nà shi xīn tiào ma? méi cuò |
| [05:30.570] | Oh, my God! tiān na |
| [05:32.800] | This is so cool! tài kù le |
| [05:35.540] | Have we talked about multiple births? wǒ men tán guò duō bāo tāi de kě néng ma? |
| [05:40.180] | Let' s take care of this one. If l get pregnant again, I have your card. xiān gǎo dìng zhè yī tāi yào shì zài huái yùn, wǒ yǒu nǐ de míng piàn |
| [05:45.950] | No, I' m getting three separate heartbeats. bú shì, wǒ tīng dào sān ge xīn tiào yīn |
| [05:50.520] | You guys were worried I wouldn' t even have one. sān ge? nǐ men hái dān xīn wǒ huái bù chéng |
| [05:54.590] | Doctors are wrong all the time. yī shēng jīng cháng fàn cuò |
| [05:59.260] | Are you sure that there are three? nǐ què dìng yǒu sān ge? |
| [06:01.800] | Definitely. Oh, my God. jué duì de tiān na tiān na! |
| [06:09.540] | So in a few months, I' ll have three babies walking around inside me? zài guò jǐ gè yuè wǒ tǐ nèi huì yǒu sān ge bǎo bǎo guàng dà jiē? |
| [06:16.250] | It' ll be like one of those log rides when they come shooting out. tā men chū shēng shí huì gēn lián fā pào yí yàng |
| [06:22.490] | Giving birth to three is like giving birth to one. qí shí shēng sān ge gēn shēng yí gè yí yàng |
| [06:26.220] | What do you know? nǐ dǒng shén me? |
| [06:29.260] | Have you ever had triplets? No. I' m sorry, I haven' t. nǐ shēng guò duō bāo tāi ma? bào qiàn, wǒ méi yǒu |
| [06:32.760] | I' m going to use this a lot. wǒ yīng gāi duō lì yòng zhè jù huà |
| [06:41.070] | fēi bǐ |
| [06:46.110] | How' d it go at the doctor' s? chǎn jiǎn jié guǒ zěn yàng? |
| [06:48.850] | You know how, when you' re walking down the street... dāng nǐ zǒu zài jiē shàng |
| [06:52.750] | ... and you see three people in a row. kàn dào sān ge rén zǒu chéng yī liè |
| [06:55.690] | And you say " Oh, that' s nice." nǐ bú shì huì shuō" zhēn hǎo"? |
| [07:00.860] | méi cuò hǎo |
| [07:04.600] | Good news! You' ll have three babies. hǎo xiāo xī, nǐ men yǒu sān ge bǎo bǎo |
| [07:08.870] | Three babies? sān ge bǎo bǎo? |
| [07:13.370] | I' ve finally got my band! wǒ zǒng suàn kě yǐ zǔ tuán le |
| [07:16.710] | We' ll have a big family! I always wanted a big family. wǒ men huì shì gè dà jiā tíng wǒ yī zhí xiǎng yào dà jiā tíng |
| [07:21.380] | Oh, God, I' m so glad you' re happy! I was afraid you' d be freaked. nǐ men gāo xìng jiù hǎo wǒ hái pà nǐ men huì zhuō kuáng |
| [07:27.720] | Why would we be freaked? wèi shí me yào zhuō kuáng? |
| [07:29.350] | Because it' s harder to raise them and the added expense. yīn wèi sān ge yǎng qǐ lái gèng lèi yě gèng huā qián |
| [07:37.560] | Right. yě duì |
| [07:39.360] | No, back to happy. Back to happy! bù, jì xù gāo xìng, jì xù gāo xìng |
| [07:44.940] | It' s going to be fine... bù, méi wèn tí de |
| [07:48.310] | ... because I teach home ec. yīn wèi wǒ jiào jiā zhèng |
| [07:50.810] | I can have 30 kids making baby clothes all year long. wǒ kě yǐ jiào sà gè xué shēng 1 zhěng nián dōu zuò yīng ér fú |
| [07:55.010] | It' ll be like my very own little sweatshop. jiù xiàng wǒ zhuān shǔ de lián jià tóng gōng chǎng |
| [08:02.050] | I was thinking, ever since you said we' d have triplets. zì cóng nǐ shuō shì sān bāo tāi, wǒ jiù zài xiǎng |
| [08:08.460] | The best thing for me to do is drop out of college and get a job. wǒ zuì hǎo xiū xué qù zhǎo yī fèn gōng zuò |
| [08:12.700] | No, you can' t quit college. bù, fǎ lán kè nǐ bù néng fàng qì xué yè |
| [08:15.630] | You' re in college? nǐ zài niàn shū? |
| [08:18.440] | Refrigerator college. lěng dòng kù zhuān xiào |
| [08:21.870] | When we found out we were having a baby... dāng wǒ men fā xiàn yǒu le hái zi |
| [08:24.940] | ... I figured I should have a career, you know? wǒ xiǎng shuō wǒ yīng gāi yǒu fèn shì yè |
| [08:29.480] | And I love refrigerators. ér qiě wǒ hěn xǐ huān lěng dòng kù |
| [08:32.550] | You can' t give up on your dream! nǐ bù néng fàng qì nǐ de mèng xiǎng |
| [08:35.290] | No, it' s okay. We' re going to have three kids. méi guān xì, wǒ men jiāng yǒu sān ge hái zi |
| [08:39.320] | And that' s a different kind of dream. nà shi gè bù yí yàng de mèng |
| [08:42.660] | Three kids and no money. sān ge hái zi, yī pín rú xǐ |
| [08:50.640] | This is the boarding call for flight 009. dā chéng 009 bān jī de lǚ kè qǐng dēng jī |
| [08:54.910] | ài mì lì |
| [08:56.540] | What are you doing here? tiān na, nǐ zěn me lái le? |
| [08:59.480] | I had to see you before you took off. wǒ dé zài nǐ zǒu zhī qián zài jiàn nǐ yī miàn |
| [09:03.410] | You are so sweet. nǐ zhēn hǎo |
| [09:08.550] | That' s a big candy bar. hǎo dà de sān jiǎo qiǎo kè lì |
| [09:13.220] | I had the most amazing time with you. wǒ gēn nǐ zài yì qǐ guò de hǎo kāi xīn |
| [09:16.760] | Me too. wǒ yě shì |
| [09:18.560] | This is the final boarding call for flight 009. 009 bān jī qǐ fēi qián zuì hòu guǎng bō |
| [09:23.730] | Well, that' s me. nà shi wǒ de bān jī |
| [09:33.610] | Here, have this. gěi nǐ |
| [09:35.010] | I' m only allowed one piece of carryon. zhǐ néng yǒu yī jiàn dēng jī xíng lǐ |
| [09:40.890] | děng yī xià |
| [09:42.950] | Listen, I have to tell you something. wǒ yǒu shì yào gào sù nǐ |
| [09:47.260] | I' ve been thinking. wǒ yī zhí zài xiǎng |
| [09:49.360] | I' m just going to say it, okay? wǒ jiù zhí shuō le |
| [09:53.100] | I think... wǒ jué de |
| [09:55.470] | ... I love you. ... wǒ ài nǐ |
| [10:07.680] | Thank you. xiè xiè |
| [10:17.050] | It' s no problem. bù kè qì |
| [10:29.030] | What is that song? zhè dào dǐ shì shén me gē? |
| [10:31.340] | It' s the theme from Good Will Humping. " mì táo bǔ shǒu" de zhǔ tí qū |
| [10:37.410] | You know who doesn' t like dirty movies? My boyfriend Joshua. nǐ men zhī dào yǒu shuí bù xǐ huān piān zi? wǒ de xīn nán péng yǒu yuē shū yà |
| [10:41.810] | Yeah, right. shì a |
| [10:44.880] | He said he prefers to leave certain things to the imagination. tā shuō tā xǐ huān bǎo liú yì diǎn xiǎng xiàng kōng jiān |
| [10:49.190] | Did he also say that the dialogue was corny? tā yǒu méi yǒu shuō nèi xiē duì bái hěn dī sú |
| [10:53.020] | And that he found it funny, not sexy? Yes. tā jué de shì kě xiào, bú shì xìng gǎn? méi cuò |
| [10:58.360] | Yeah, he likes porn. tā xǐ huān piān zi |
| [11:03.030] | Where you going? nǐ qù nǎ lǐ? |
| [11:04.200] | To find out if he really thinks models are too skinny. qù kàn tā shì bú shì zhēn de jué de chāo jí míng mó dōu tài shòu |
| [11:10.840] | How' d it go? tā men fǎn yìng rú hé? |
| [11:12.140] | Frank has to quit college... fǎ lán kè dé xiū xué |
| [11:14.480] | ... because his superfertile sister' s having three babies. yīn wèi hěn néng shēng de jiě jie yī cì huái sān tāi |
| [11:18.180] | I need to make money fast. I wanted to talk to you about an idea. wǒ dé zhuàn kuài qián wǒ xiǎng gēn nǐ tán yí gè xiǎng fǎ |
| [11:23.250] | You work for a big company. yīn wèi nǐ zài dà gōng sī shàng bān |
| [11:25.390] | Insider trading. nèi xiàn jiāo yì |
| [11:28.490] | What information can you give me? nǐ yǒu shén me kě yǐ gěi wǒ? |
| [11:31.100] | They don' t talk to us about that stuff. dà tóu bú huì gēn wǒ men jiǎng zhèi xiē |
| [11:33.760] | But I can get you free WhiteOut. dàn wǒ kě yǐ bāng nǐ A lì kě bái |
| [11:39.500] | Did you do what I said? I did. nǐ yǒu zhào wǒ shuō de gào sù tā ma? yǒu |
| [11:42.440] | What' d she say? " Thank you." tā zěn me shuō? " xiè xiè" |
| [11:46.610] | You' re totally welcome. What' d she say? bù kè qì, tā shuō shí mǒ? |
| [11:51.320] | She said," Thank you." tā shuō" xiè xiè" |
| [11:53.880] | I said," l love you." wǒ shuō" wǒ ài nǐ" |
| [11:56.520] | And she said," Thank you." tā shuō" xiè xiè" |
| [12:00.990] | That' s not right. bú duì a |
| [12:04.460] | Did you say you love her? nǐ shuō nǐ ài tā? |
| [12:06.600] | What were you trying to get her to do? nǐ xiǎng piàn tā zuò shí mǒ? |
| [12:11.240] | What do I do now? You play hardtoget. xiàn zài zěn me bàn? nǐ jiǎ zhuāng hěn nán diào |
| [12:15.710] | She already lives in London. tā yǐ jīng zhù zài lún dūn le |
| [12:19.480] | So you go to Tokyo. nǐ bān qù dōng jīng |
| [12:23.250] | Forget it. bié xiǎng le |
| [12:24.880] | You told her you love her. It' s over. nǐ shuō nǐ ài tā, méi xì chàng le |
| [12:27.890] | It is not over! You' re over! shuí shuō de, nǐ cái méi xì chàng |
| [12:32.320] | What? shén me? |
| [12:35.760] | You know. nǐ dǒng wǒ de yì sī |
| [12:42.430] | Good one. hǎo shuō de hǎo |
| [12:45.140] | It' s not over. She' ll call and tell you she loves you. shì qíng hái méi wán tā huì dǎ lái shuō tā ài nǐ |
| [12:49.270] | Her feelings were so strong that it scared her. tā de gǎn jué qiáng liè dào lìng tā hài pà |
| [12:52.680] | Go home and wait for her call. She could call from the plane. kuài huí qù děng diàn huà tā kě néng huì cóng fēi jī shàng dǎ |
| [12:57.510] | But if she doesn' t call, it is definitely over! yào shì tā méi dǎ lái, nà jiù shì jié shù le |
| [13:01.990] | Unless, eventually, I call her to see what' s going on... chú fēi zuì hòu wǒ dǎ gěi tā tàn tàn kǒu fēng |
| [13:07.060] | ... and she says she' ll call me back, but then she doesn' t. tā shuō tā huì zài dǎ gěi wǒ, jié guǒ méi dǎ |
| [13:11.360] | Then it' s over! nà jiù zhēn de jié shù le |
| [13:15.000] | Way to be strong! zhēn gòu lì |
| [13:27.850] | Can we watch cartoons on your TV? wǒ men kě yǐ zài zhè lǐ kàn kǎ tōng ma? |
| [13:30.250] | We need a porn break. wǒ men xū yào xiū xī yī xià |
| [13:32.820] | We spent two hours watching In and Out and In Again. wǒ men kàn le 2 xiǎo shí de " shā jìn shā chū yòu shā jìn" |
| [13:38.560] | Why don' t you turn it off? wèi shí me bù guān diào suàn le? |
| [13:40.860] | Then we' d be the guys who turned off free porn. nà wǒ men huì biàn chéng guān diào piān zi de bái chī |
| [13:44.460] | Yeah, but that' s not what you' d go by. bié rén yòu bú huì nà yàng jiào nǐ men |
| [13:48.930] | Look, I' m going to have a kid someday. Okay? ruì qiū, jiāng lái wǒ huì yǒu xiǎo hái |
| [13:52.000] | And someday that kid is going to ask me if I ever turned off free porn. tā huì wèn wǒ yǒu méi yǒu guān diào |
| [13:57.040] | I don' t wanna have to tell him that I did. wǒ bù xiǎng shuō wǒ yǒu |
| [13:58.980] | Did you ever asked you dad that? nǐ yǒu wèn guò nǐ bà ma? |
| [14:01.580] | I don' t want to talk about it. wǒ jù tán zhè jiàn shì |
| [14:05.080] | Good, you' re here! tài hǎo le, nǐ men dōu zài |
| [14:08.420] | What you got there? nǐ shǒu shàng ná shén me? |
| [14:09.890] | This? I' m glad you asked. zhè gè? wèn dé hǎo |
| [14:15.890] | Don' t you hate to cut a tin can with an ordinary steak knife? yòng pǔ tōng dāo zi qiè xī guàn bú shì hěn nán qiè ma? |
| [14:24.440] | I know what you' re thinking. wǒ zhī dào nǐ men zài xiǎng shén me |
| [14:26.440] | Pregnant woman slays four? " yùn fù fā kuáng kǎn shā sì rén"? |
| [14:30.540] | Did they make you pay for those knives? No. nǐ méi mǎi xià zhèi xiē dāo zi ba? méi yǒu |
| [14:33.480] | Are you sure? No. nǐ què dìng? méi yǒu |
| [14:37.350] | You won' t make enough money by selling knives. mài dāo zhuàn bù liǎo duō shǎo qián de |
| [14:40.520] | I just need enough money for the second part of my plan. wǒ zhī dào wǒ zhǐ xū yào hòu xù jì huà de běn qián |
| [14:44.960] | What' s that? My Saturn dealership. hòu xù jì huà shì shén me? jīng xiāo fèi qì wù chǔ lǐ shè bèi |
| [14:57.330] | Hello. |
| [14:59.470] | Ross. Emily. Hi. luó sī ài mì lì |
| [15:04.810] | How was your flight? lǚ tú hái shùn lì ma? |
| [15:07.040] | It was dreadful. hěn cǎn |
| [15:08.480] | It was terrible how I acted when you said those wonderful things. nǐ duì wǒ gào bái wǒ de fǎn yìng què nà me chà jìn |
| [15:13.220] | No, that' s all right. méi guān xì |
| [15:17.320] | I' m just glad you called. wǒ hěn gāo xìng nǐ dǎ lái |
| [15:19.490] | Ross, there' s something that I' ve got to tell you. luó sī, wǒ yǒu shì yào gào sù nǐ |
| [15:25.360] | There' s someone else. wǒ yǒu nán péng yǒu le |
| [15:31.770] | Does that mean the same thing in England as it does in America? zhè jù huà zài yīng guó de yì sī gēn zài měi guó yí yàng ma? |
| [15:38.280] | She doesn' t know who she wants. Me or this " Colin" guy. tā bù zhī dào tā xiǎng yào shuí wǒ hái shì nà gè kē lín |
| [15:42.780] | So I told her when she figures it out, give me a call. Maybe I' ll still be around. wǒ jiào tā xiǎng qīng chǔ zài dǎ gěi wǒ yě xǔ wǒ hái zài |
| [15:46.850] | When you say " still around," you mean still around like you might be in a relationship... wǒ wèn yī xià, nǐ shuō yě xǔ hái zài shì nǐ huì děng tā xuǎn zé nǐ |
| [15:51.690] | ... or still around like you might have died waiting for the phone to ring? hái shì nǐ huì děng diàn huà děng dào sǐ? |
| [15:57.260] | But it was so right. yuán běn míng míng hěn wán měi |
| [15:59.300] | This isn' t how it' s supposed to go. There can' t be another guy. xiàn zài dōu luàn le, zěn me huì yǒu dì sān zhě |
| [16:05.540] | Of course, there' s another guy! dāng rán yǒu dì sān zhě |
| [16:07.700] | This is even more perfect. zhè yàng gèng wán měi |
| [16:11.140] | You have to prove your love! xiàn zài nǐ dé zhèng míng nǐ de ài |
| [16:13.310] | I' m not proving anything. I' m done listening to you. wǒ shén me yě bù zhèng míng wǒ bú huì zài tīng nǐ de le |
| [16:17.380] | If I hadn' t let you talk me into this... yào bú shì bèi nǐ shuō fú pǎo qù jī chǎng |
| [16:19.850] | ... I wouldn' t have put my fist through the wall. wǒ yě bú huì gǎo dào qù chuí qiáng |
| [16:22.790] | You did that? nǐ chuí qiáng? |
| [16:24.620] | I missed and hit the door. jié guǒ méi dǎ zhòng dǎ dào mén |
| [16:28.460] | But it opened really hard. bù guò mén dàn de hěn yòng lì |
| [16:32.060] | You have to go to London. You have to go fight for her. nǐ dé qù lún dūn shén me? nǐ dé qù zhēng qǔ tā |
| [16:36.230] | That makes sense. duì, yǒu dào li |
| [16:38.070] | You said you loved her, and she didn' t say it back. nǐ shuō nǐ ài tā, tā méi yǒu huí yìng |
| [16:41.370] | Then she told you about another guy. Go to London. Scare her! rán hòu tā dǎ lái shuō yǒu nán péng yǒu qù lún dūn ba, tā huì bèi xià sǐ |
| [16:48.850] | When Rachel was with Paolo, what did you do? ruì qiū gēn bǎo luó zài yì qǐ shí nǐ zuò le shén me? |
| [16:51.720] | I made fun of his accent. wǒ cháo xiào tā de kǒu yīn |
| [16:54.050] | You sat back and let him have her. You didn' t fight. nǐ ràng tā qīng sōng dé shǒu nǐ wán quán méi zhēng qǔ, méi cuò ba? |
| [16:57.790] | I just told you, I made fun of him behind his back. wǒ shuō le, wǒ sī xià qǔ xiào tā de kǒu yīn |
| [17:01.990] | Oh, I see. wǒ dǒng le |
| [17:04.500] | You want that to happen with Emily? No. nǐ xiǎng ràng ài mì lì yě bèi qiǎng zǒu? bù xiǎng |
| [17:06.960] | All right then, go fight for her! hǎo, nà jiù qù zhēng qǔ tā |
| [17:13.240] | It' s like a snake pit. hǎo xiàng yī wō shé ō |
| [17:15.910] | That could be you and Emily. nǐ hé ài mì lì yě kě yǐ nà yàng |
| [17:21.450] | That but nicer. bǐ tā men wéi měi |
| [17:24.210] | Go to London! fēi qù lún dūn |
| [17:26.380] | Really? zhēn de? |
| [17:27.550] | Surprise her. Don' t let her go without a fight. kuài diǎn, dào tā jiā mén kǒu, gěi tā jīng xǐ bié bǎ tā gǒng shǒu ràng rén |
| [17:33.020] | All right. I' m going to do it. hǎo, jiù zhè me jué dìng |
| [17:36.430] | I' m going to London, and I' ll fight for her. wǒ yào qù lún dūn zhēng qǔ tā |
| [17:40.060] | Okay. Good luck! hǎo, jiā yóu |
| [17:44.100] | Can you pick me up one of those Toblerone bars at the airport? luó sī, nǐ dào le jī chǎng néng bù néng bāng wǒ mǎi tè dà sān jiǎo qiǎo kè lì |
| [17:55.350] | I did it! I figured out a way to make money. wǒ xiǎng dào le! wǒ xiǎng dào zhuàn qián de lù zi le |
| [17:59.920] | I' ll open a massage place. Frank will help me. wǒ yào kāi àn mó yuàn, zhǎo fǎ lán kè bāng máng |
| [18:03.050] | We' ll work it around his schedule, so he doesn' t have to quit school. pèi hé tā de shí jiān, tā jiù bù bì xiū xué |
| [18:09.290] | But how can you afford it? hǎo zhǔ yì, dàn nǐ nǎ lái de qián? |
| [18:11.430] | We were walking down the street, and we saw your van. wǒ men zǒu zài lù shàng kàn jiàn nǐ men bàn wài huì de xiǎo bā |
| [18:15.070] | And we realized I' m telling it! jiù xiǎng dào wǒ yào shuō la |
| [18:19.300] | People need transportation, and they need massages to relax. rén men xū yào jiāo tōng gōng jù yě xū yào àn mó fàng sōng |
| [18:23.940] | We can combine the two. I give massages and Frank drives. wǒ men kě yǐ jié hé liǎng zhě wǒ àn mó, fǎ lán kè kāi chē |
| [18:28.750] | I' ll bolt a table in the van, and you know what I' ve got? wǒ kě yǐ zài xiǎo bā lǐ zhuāng gè zhuō zi jié guǒ jiù shì shén me? |
| [18:32.750] | A place that no one will get out of alive? yǒu jìn wú chū de sǐ wáng xiǎo bā? |
| [18:36.950] | Think about it. It' s a taxi that people take when they need to relax. bú shì, nǐ men xiǎng ma jiù shì gěi xiǎng fàng sōng de rén dā de jì chéng chē |
| [18:42.330] | It' s a RelaxiTaxi! jiào zuò qīng sōng rèn nǐ xíng |
| [18:46.100] | The name was my favorite part! wǒ zuì xiǎng jiǎng de jiù shì míng zì |
| [18:49.330] | I came up with it. You did not! shì wǒ xiǎng chū lái de nǐ luàn jiǎng |
| [18:55.640] | You came up with RelaxiCab. That' s not good. nǐ xiǎng de shì qīng sōng zhī xíng yì diǎn yě bù hǎo |
| [19:04.510] | Oh, my god! Are you in England? Was Emily surprised? tiān na! nǐ zài yīng guó ma? ài mì lì jīng xǐ ma? |
| [19:08.250] | No, she hasn' t come home yet. bù, yīn wèi tā hái méi huí jiā |
| [19:10.450] | She hasn' t been home all night. She must be with the other guy. tā zhěng wǎn dōu méi huí jiā xiǎn rán shì gēn lìng yí ge rén zài yì qǐ |
| [19:15.390] | I' m the stupid moron who spent the night here. wǒ zé shì zài zhè lǐ shǒu yè de bái chī |
| [19:19.700] | What was that? I just put my fist through another wall. shén me shēng yīn? wǒ yòu chuí qiáng le |
| [19:23.000] | Tell the guys. gào sù qián dé hé qiáo yī |
| [19:25.870] | When is the next flight out? xià yī bān fēi jī shì jǐ diǎn? |
| [19:28.140] | About four hours. dà yuē 4 xiǎo shí hòu |
| [19:29.440] | Stay there for a while. If she doesn' t show up, come home. zài děng yī xià rú guǒ tā hái bù chū xiàn jiù huí lái |
| [19:33.440] | There' s a girl at the restaurant that would be perfect for you. wǒ gāng xiǎng dào wǒ men cān tīng yǒu gè nǚ shēng hěn shì hé nǐ |
| [19:38.250] | Tell him about RelaxiTaxi. gào sù tā qīng sōng rèn nǐ xíng de shì |
| [19:40.520] | Ask him if he likes it better than RelaxiCab. wèn tā shì bú shì bǐ qīng sōng zhī xíng hǎo |
| [19:44.660] | It' s not RelaxiCab. It' s RelaxiCab. Like TaxiCab. bú shì qīng sōng zhī xíng, shì qīng sōng chē xíng jiù xiàng jì chéng chē xíng |
| [19:49.860] | That is better. zhè gè bǐ jiào hǎo |
| [19:55.300] | Do you have any 8' s? nǐ yǒu 8 ma? |
| [19:57.630] | No. méi yǒu |
| [20:09.950] | Are we in London? zhè lǐ shì lún dūn ma? |
| [20:12.450] | Why are you here? You can' t be here. nǐ zěn me zài zhè lǐ? nǐ bù néng zài zhè lǐ |
| [20:14.950] | I' ve come to talk to Ross. wǒ yǒu huà yào duì luó sī shuō |
| [20:20.860] | What? zěn me le? |
| [20:24.960] | Nothing. méi shì |
| [20:27.130] | I was going to call him wǒ běn lái xiǎng dǎ gěi tā |
| [20:28.730] | You came to tell him you love him. I knew it! nǐ lái shuō nǐ ài tā, wǒ jiù zhī dào |
| [20:31.970] | I was right! I' m right, right? wǒ shì duì de! wǒ shì duì de ba? |
| [20:35.170] | I' d rather talk to him. wǒ zhǐ xiǎng gēn tā tán |
| [20:39.140] | I' ve been to his apartment and he' s not there. wǒ qù guò tā jiā, tā bù zài |
| [20:42.350] | I need to talk to him. Do you know where he is? wǒ dé gēn tā tán tán nǐ men zhī dào tā zài nǎ lǐ ma? |
| [20:55.930] | Ross, are you there? luó sī, nǐ zài ma? |
| [21:00.760] | Ross, I don' t know if you hear this, but I' ll talk anyway. wǒ bù xiǎo de nǐ tīng bù tīng dé jiàn bù guò wǒ jiù shuō le |
| [21:05.600] | I' m in the States with your sister and friends. wǒ zài měi guó gēn nǐ de mèi mei péng yǒu zài yì qǐ |
| [21:08.840] | It' s all over with Colin. wǒ gēn kē lín fēn shǒu le |
| [21:12.780] | I came here to tell you that and to tell you wǒ lái gào sù nǐ zhè jiàn shì, hái yǒu |
| [21:15.750] | Yes, Joey, you can have all the chocolate you want. qiáo yī, nǐ xiǎng yào qiǎo kè lì jiù ná ba |
| [21:22.250] | I came here to tell you that I love you. wǒ lái gào sù nǐ wǒ ài nǐ |
| [21:28.160] | I love you too! wǒ yě ài nǐ |
| [21:29.630] | I' ll call you right now from the phone booth. wǒ xiàn zài jiù dǎ gōng gòng diàn huà gěi nǐ |
| [21:33.360] | You can' t hear me. nǐ tīng bu jiàn |
| [21:36.970] | I wish I knew if you' d heard me. zhēn xiǎng zhī dào nǐ tīng bù tīng dé jiàn |
| [21:39.570] | I suppose I' ve given my neighbors a good laugh. wǒ bú shì gāng gào bái wán jiù shì gěi le lín jū xiào bǐng |
| [21:43.210] | Mrs. Newman, if you' re listening, bugger off. None of your business. niǔ màn tài tài, rú guǒ nǐ zài tīng gǔn kāi, bù guān nǐ de shì |
| [21:49.180] | There' s not much chance you did hear that. nǐ bā chéng tīng bu jiàn |
| [21:52.220] | There' s the call waiting... ér qiě yǒu diàn huà jìn lái le |
| [21:55.150] | ... so I should go. wǒ dé guà le |
| [21:58.090] | Oh, well. jiù zhè yàng |
| [22:07.630] | Ross, I love you. luó sī, wǒ ài nǐ |
| [22:13.500] | Thank you. xiè xiè |
| [22:27.420] | I was just at the bank. There was this really hot teller... wǒ gāng cái qù yín háng yǒu gè hěn là de xíng yuán |
| [22:30.750] | ... and she didn' t ask me to do it with her in the vault. tā méi yǒu zhǎo wǒ qù jīn kù hēi xiū |
| [22:35.060] | Same thing happened to me. wǒ yě shì |
| [22:37.530] | Pizza delivery girl comes over, gives me the pizza and leaves! pī sà wài sòng xiǎo mèi lái fàng xià pī sà shōu le qián jiù zǒu le |
| [22:42.400] | No " Nice apartment, bet the bedrooms are huge"? méi shuō" nǐ jiā hǎo piào liàng" " wò fáng yí dìng hěn dà ba?" |
| [22:45.900] | Nothing! wán quán méi yǒu |
| [22:48.940] | You know what? We have to turn off the porn. nǐ zhī dào ma? wǒ men dé bǎ piān zi guān diào |
| [22:52.510] | I think you' re right. nǐ shuō de duì |
| [22:56.350] | Ready? zhǔn bèi hǎo le ma? |
| [22:57.610] | One, two, three. yī, èr, sān |
| [23:05.090] | That' s kind of nice. mán hǎo de |
| [23:07.360] | That' s kind of a relief. yǒu zhǒng jiě tuō gǎn duì |
| [23:16.370] | You want to see if we still have it? xiǎng bù xiǎng kàn tā hái zài bù zài? xiǎng |
| [23:20.200] | Free porn! We have free porn! miǎn fèi piān zi! |
| [23:32.150] | There' s one, two and three. zǒng gòng yī, èr, sān |
| [23:36.320] | Oh, my God. That' s so beautiful. tiān na tài měi le |
| [23:39.360] | Oh, man. I can' t believe it. wǒ zhēn bù gǎn xiāng xìn |
| [23:41.460] | I know. shì a |
| [23:42.960] | I like the middle one the best. wǒ zuì xǐ huān zhōng jiān nà gè |
| [23:47.300] | Don' t worry, I won' t let the other two know. fàng xīn, wǒ bú huì gào sù lìng wài liǎng gè |
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