| [00:04.40] | It is true what they say: 俗话说得没错 |
| [00:06.43] | Pregnant bellies look like a drum. 肚子大当鼓打 |
| [00:12.11] | I'm so pregnant that my guitar doesn't fit anymore. 我已经肿到不能拿吉他 |
| [00:16.91] | So I'm going to play my songs on this drum. 所以生产前我打算用鼓伴奏 |
| [00:19.71] | It sounds really cool! 听起来超酷的 |
| [00:21.78] | Listen,listen. 你们听 |
| [00:25.82] | Smelly cat,smelly cat 臭臭猫，臭臭猫 |
| [00:29.42] | What are they feeding you? 他们喂你吃什么？ |
| [00:38.83] | That sounds great! 菲比，太吊了 |
| [00:40.20] | I know! And I've only been playing for an hour. 我知道！而且我才练了1小时 |
| [00:45.81] | 菲比… |
| [00:48.74] | -What are you doing here? -I came to ask you a big favor. 你怎么来了？ 我来请你帮个大忙 |
| [00:53.45] | Don't tell me you want to keep more stuff in my uterus. 别说你还想塞东西进来 |
| [01:00.12] | Okay. Now,see. 不…是这样的 |
| [01:02.49] | I want to name the girl baby Leslie. 我想帮女孩取名莱丝莉 |
| [01:04.96] | And Frank wants to name one of the boy babies... 法兰克想叫其中一个男孩 |
| [01:08.93] | ...Frank Jr.,Jr. 法兰克二世二世 |
| [01:12.40] | Wouldn't that be Frank lll? 那不就是法兰克三世？ |
| [01:14.27] | Don't get me started. 说了我就有气 |
| [01:17.64] | Anyway,since there are three babies... 既然有三个宝宝 |
| [01:20.98] | ...and we both got to put our names in... 我们又一人取了一个名字 |
| [01:23.68] | ...we would be truly honored if you would name the other boy baby. 我们想请你替另一个男孩命名 |
| [01:28.68] | That's so nice! 好棒喔 |
| [01:31.69] | Cougar. 美洲狮 |
| [01:34.82] | Think about it. 你想一下 |
| [01:39.46] | The One with Rachel's New Dress 本集播出：“姓名学” |
| [00:00.00] | |
| [02:27.68] | I left a bra drying in there. 我有一件胸罩还在晾 |
| [02:29.91] | Will your son think it's yours and be traumatized? 班会不会以为是你的 而心灵受创？ |
| [02:32.75] | Mommy can have a wife. Daddy can have a bra. 妈咪可以有老婆 爹地就可以有胸罩 |
| [02:37.95] | It's time to go. 该走了 |
| [02:39.99] | See,that clock's a little fast. 不，那个钟快了一点 |
| [02:42.82] | We still have 17 minutes. 我们还有17分钟 |
| [02:45.43] | What can we do in 17 minutes... 什么事可以在17分钟内 |
| [02:48.46] | ...twice? 做两次？ |
| [02:50.80] | Well,that's ambitious. 野心真大 |
| [02:54.80] | You can ignore that. 别理它 |
| [02:56.40] | That's your son. 是卡萝带你儿子来了 |
| [02:57.91] | Believe me,when he's older, he'll understand. 等他长大一定会谅解 |
| [03:02.74] | I'll be right there. 罗斯 马上来 |
| [03:13.19] | This is Carol and Susan. 艾蜜莉，这是卡萝和苏珊 |
| [03:15.29] | -It's so nice to finally meet you. -You too. 总算见到你了 我也是 |
| [03:18.59] | -Susan will be in London next week. -I've never been there. 苏珊下星期要去伦敦拍广告 对，我好兴奋，我没去过 |
| [03:23.43] | -I'll show you around. -Great! 我来当地陪 太好了 |
| [03:25.53] | Also,I was hoping to catch a show. Any suggestions? 我还想看秀，你有什么建议？ |
| [03:28.94] | There's tons of terrific stuff. 有很多都很棒… |
| [03:31.44] | I'll go with you. 我陪你去 |
| [03:33.24] | 对不起 |
| [03:35.51] | Look at you two bonding. 你们可真聊得来 |
| [03:37.91] | Making us late for the airport. 去机场都快来不及了 |
| [03:40.38] | Are you all right? 你没事吧？ |
| [03:41.58] | It's just us getting along is difficult for him... 他没事 他不喜欢我们处得来 |
| [03:45.19] | ...because he doesn't like me. 因为他不喜欢我 |
| [03:48.09] | Come on. That's.... 拜托，我… |
| [03:49.86] | It's true. 没错 |
| [04:00.70] | How did we lose? 没人对打也会输？ |
| [04:05.97] | Do we have a baby name yet? 名字想好了吗？ |
| [04:07.98] | No. It's so hard! 还没，好难喔 |
| [04:10.58] | I went through this book and found nothing. 翻这本书也没收获 |
| [04:13.08] | I want a name that's really strong and confident. 我想取个勇猛有自信… |
| [04:16.82] | You know? Like...Exxon! 例如爱克爽 |
| [04:20.99] | It certainly worked for that Valdez kid. 很适合阿拉斯加小孩 |
| [04:25.03] | You want a strong name? How about The Hulk? 你要勇猛的名字？ 绿巨人如何？ |
| [04:29.96] | I'm not sure about Hulk, but I like a name starting with "The". 绿巨人不太好 不过我喜欢什么“人”的 |
| [04:36.00] | You want a good name, go with Joey. 想取好名字？就取乔伊 |
| [04:38.47] | Joey's your pal,your buddy. 乔伊是好朋友，好兄弟 |
| [04:40.71] | Where is everybody? They're hanging out with Joey! 人都在哪里？都跟乔伊在一起 |
| [04:44.55] | If you're going to name him Joey, you should name him Chandler. 要取乔伊，还不如取钱德 |
| [04:49.35] | Chandler's funny,sophisticated, and very lovable... 钱德风趣、世故，一旦了解他 |
| [04:53.02] | ...once you get to know him. 就会觉得他很可爱 |
| [04:56.19] | Joey's lovable too. 乔伊也很可爱 |
| [04:57.89] | But with Joey,if you need him, he'll be there. 重要的是当你需要乔伊 他就会出现 |
| [05:01.70] | Chandler will be there too. He might be a little late... 钱德也会出现，或许会慢一点 |
| [05:06.17] | ...but he'll be there. And he'll bring you cold soda... 不过他一定会出现 他还会带冰汽水来 |
| [05:09.20] | ...if what you need him for is that you're really hot. 如果你找他是因为你很热的话 |
| [05:13.41] | What do you say? 你觉得呢？ |
| [05:15.38] | I like the idea of naming him after someone I love. 跟心爱的人同名的想法很好 |
| [05:20.01] | Joey and Chandler are both great names. 乔伊和钱德都是很棒的名字 |
| [05:28.99] | All right,I don't 但是我不… 了 |
| [05:30.43] | Maybe I'll just name him The Hulk. 或是就叫绿巨人好 |
| [05:34.36] | I shouldn't have mentioned it. I wanted to name my kid that. 我不该提的 我想留给我小孩用 |
| [05:42.04] | If you hoped to sleep with Joshua, which one would you wear? 要是你想跟约书亚上床 会穿哪一件？ |
| [05:46.87] | It creeps me out choosing other people's sex clothes. 我觉得帮别人挑性感睡衣很怪 |
| [05:51.48] | I'm sorry. I'm just so excited. 对不起，我太兴奋了 |
| [05:54.38] | I've been waiting for months. I got my hair colored. 我等了好几个月 我跑去染发， |
| [05:57.59] | I got new sheets. I'm making him a very fancy meal. 换了床单 还帮他煮大餐 |
| [06:01.36] | What am I making him,by the way? 我在煮什么？ |
| [06:03.56] | A frisee salad with goat cheese and pine nuts... 什锦沙拉，有羊酪、松子 |
| [06:08.06] | ...wild rice,roasted asparagus and salmon en croute. 菰米饭、烤芦笋和鲑鱼面包丁 |
| [06:12.30] | I thought I was making him filet mignon. 我不是要做腓力牛排？ |
| [06:15.80] | You decided to make salmon because you had some left over. 本来是，但餐厅的鲑鱼有剩 所以你决定煮鲑鱼 |
| [06:19.81] | Then you realized if you bitched, then you would stop cooking... 然后你想到要是你抱怨 “你”就会罢煮 |
| [06:23.24] | ...and you would have to make your famous baked potato and Diet Coke. 你就得上烤马铃薯加健怡可乐 |
| [06:28.38] | I really get crabby when I cook. “我”煮菜时火气真大 |
| [06:31.09] | Why go through all this trouble? He's a guy. 你何必这么麻烦，他是个男人 |
| [06:34.12] | You'd serve the potato and he'd still want to have sex with you. 你上马铃薯 他还是会想跟你上床 |
| [06:37.29] | That is not how I operate. 那不是我的作风 |
| [06:48.87] | We've got to get a new game. 我们得换一种游戏 |
| [06:55.11] | So Emily called last night. 艾蜜莉昨晚打电话来 |
| [06:57.41] | And now you're giving me the message? 你现在才转告我？ |
| [07:03.48] | Turns out that Emily is just crazy about Susan. 结果艾蜜莉爱死苏珊了 |
| [07:08.32] | They're going to the theater together. 她们一起去看戏 |
| [07:11.26] | They're going to dinner. 她们一起吃晚饭 |
| [07:13.69] | They're going horseback riding! 她们一起去骑马 |
| [07:16.93] | God,Susan is so fun! 苏珊真会玩 |
| [07:22.70] | Look,this is just a little too familiar. 这个情节太熟悉了一点 |
| [07:25.77] | For six months before Carol and I split up... 我和卡萝分手前整整半年 |
| [07:29.18] | ...all I heard was, "My friend Susan is so smart. 我整天只听到 “我朋友苏珊好聪明” |
| [07:33.51] | My friend Susan is so funny. My friend Susan is so great." “我朋友苏珊好风趣” “我朋友苏珊好棒” |
| [07:38.62] | You think something could happen between Emily and Susan? 你觉得艾蜜莉和苏珊 会擦出火花？ |
| [07:42.02] | Hey,they're going to the gym together! 她们一起上健身房耶 |
| [07:46.56] | Two women... 两个女人… |
| [07:48.33] | ...stretching! ...劈腿拉筋 |
| [07:51.07] | They take a steam,things get playful. Didn't you see Personal Best? 她们洗蒸汽浴，开始互相逗弄 你们没看过“登峰造极”吗？ |
| [07:55.54] | No,but I'm gonna! 没，但我一定要看 |
| [07:59.81] | Hi! You're crazy. 先生，你疯了 |
| [08:03.21] | Emily is straight. 艾蜜莉是异性恋 |
| [08:05.25] | How do you know? We thought Carol was straight. 你怎么知道？ 我们原先也以为卡萝是异性恋 |
| [08:09.82] | Yeah,definitely. I don't like the name Ross. 我肯定不喜欢罗斯这个名字 |
| [08:16.22] | What a weird way to kick me when I'm down! 你落井下石的方式还真怪 |
| [08:19.53] | No,I meant for the baby. 我是说宝宝的名字 |
| [08:25.00] | What's wrong with Ross? 罗斯有什么不好？ |
| [08:27.57] | Something like this would never happen to The Hulk,you know. 绿巨人就不会遇上这种事 |
| [08:33.91] | That's not true. 谁说的 |
| [08:35.58] | In The Incredible Hulk,number 72, Dr. Bruce Banner found.... “绿巨人”第72集里 布鲁斯班纳博士发现… |
| [08:41.85] | You know.... |
| [08:43.05] | Never mind. My girlfriend's a lesbian. 不重要，我女朋友是同性恋 |
| [08:48.22] | I'm definitely going to go with either Joey or Chandler. 我决定不是乔伊就是钱德 |
| [08:53.19] | You gotta pick Joey! 你一定要选乔伊 |
| [08:55.26] | Name one famous person named Chandler. 有哪个名人叫钱德？ |
| [08:58.20] | Raymond Chandler. 雷蒙钱德（勒） （著名冷硬派推理小说作家） |
| [08:59.40] | Someone you didn't make up. 你捏造的人不算 |
| [09:02.47] | There are no famous Joeys. Except for... 乔伊才没有名人，除了… |
| [09:06.04] | ...Joey Buttafucco. 乔伊巴塔富寇 |
| [09:08.91] | Yeah,that guy really hurt us. 他的确是我们的心头之痛 |
| [09:12.48] | How about a compromise then? What if it's... 加起来除以二如何？例如… |
| [09:15.92] | ...Chan-no-ey? 钱道伊？ |
| [09:18.15] | Joey? Think about it. He'll never be President. 乔伊？你想嘛 他绝对当不上总统 |
| [09:21.76] | There will never be a President Joey. 绝对不会出现乔伊总统 |
| [09:24.96] | I didn't want to bring this up. 听着，我本来不想提的 |
| [09:27.26] | Chandler is the stupidest name I've heard in my life! 但钱德是我听过最蠢的名字 |
| [09:31.50] | It's not a name! It's barely even a word. 它根本不是名字 连个词都不是 |
| [09:34.60] | It's like chandelier but it's not! 它有点接近钱包，但又不是 |
| [09:39.01] | Then,you put it together with Bing and forget about it. 再配上“宾”就更别提了 |
| [09:42.64] | It's a stupid,stupid,non-name! 它是个蠢到爆的非名字 |
| [09:50.82] | You're right. I have a horrible,horrible name. 天哪 你说得对，我的名字烂透了 |
| [09:57.89] | I'm sorry,man. I'm sorry. 对不起，我不是…对不起 |
| [10:02.00] | So I guess it's Joey then. 所以就是乔伊罗 |
| [10:12.41] | This is so nice. Thank you for doing this. 真好，谢谢你这么费心 |
| [10:15.71] | Please! Cooking soothes me. 别客气，烹饪能舒缓我的心 |
| [10:23.12] | So dig in! 吃吧 好 |
| [10:25.39] | It all looks so good. 看起来都好好吃 |
| [10:31.43] | Oh,my God. 天哪 |
| [10:32.63] | I know. My God,this rice is so 我知道，天哪，这个饭好… |
| [10:35.40] | I am so good! 我的手艺真好 |
| [10:38.03] | Behind you. 你后面 |
| [10:40.53] | They used to live here, and sometimes they migrate back over. 没事，它们以前住这里 有时会迁徙回来 |
| [10:45.81] | Is there some way that they could not be here? 能不能让它们不要在这里 |
| [10:49.78] | Farm birds really kind of freak me out! 我最怕家禽了 |
| [10:53.78] | 好 |
| [10:57.15] | Here we go. 出去 |
| [11:02.66] | There you go! 出去 |
| [11:13.67] | Hey! How'd you do that? 你们怎么会敲门？进来 |
| [11:19.77] | All gone. 都走了 |
| [11:21.64] | So,farm birds,huh? 家禽是吧？ |
| [11:23.61] | It's my only weird thing,I swear. 我只有这个怪癖，我发誓 |
| [11:26.58] | I would have told you. I didn't know that they'd be here. 我不知道会有鸡鸭 否则我会告诉你 |
| [11:38.19] | Can I serve you a little 要不要来点… |
| [11:40.83] | What? 怎么了？ |
| [11:42.33] | Nothing. 没事 |
| [11:43.53] | It's just that I know that they're still out there. 只是我知道它们还在 |
| [11:48.47] | They're across the hall. That's two doors away. 它们在对门，隔着两道墙 |
| [11:51.77] | It'll take them a long time to peck their way back over here. 它们得啄很久才能把墙啄穿 |
| [11:57.31] | That's not funny. 一点也不好笑 |
| [12:02.72] | Would you feel better if we went someplace else? 那要不要换个地方？ |
| [12:06.35] | We could pack this stuff up and go to your apartment. 我们可以把东西打包去你家 |
| [12:10.46] | They're working on it. It's a mess. 我家正在装修，一团混乱 |
| [12:12.73] | I'm staying at my parents' house. We could go there. 不过我们可以去我父母家 |
| [12:16.80] | They're out of town. 你父母家？ 对，他们出国了 |
| [12:19.53] | It's a huge place, and it's got this gorgeous view. 那里地方很大，视野很棒 |
| [12:23.37] | It'd be very romantic. 会很浪漫 |
| [12:25.57] | -What do you say? -Yeah,that works. 如何？ 好啊 |
| [12:31.48] | They can smell the fear. 它们闻得出恐惧 |
| [12:37.38] | How's Ben? 班好吗？ |
| [12:39.72] | I asked if he wanted to eat. He said no. 我问他要不要吃东西 他说不要 |
| [12:42.16] | I asked if he wanted to sleep. He said no. 我问他要不要睡觉，他说不要 |
| [12:44.76] | I asked what he wanted to do. He said no. 我问他想做什么，他说不要 |
| [12:47.76] | So he's sweeping. 所以他在扫地 |
| [12:54.90] | Any word from Susan? 有苏珊的消息吗？ |
| [12:56.50] | She said she's having so much fun with Emily. 她说她跟艾蜜莉玩得很开心 |
| [13:03.04] | By the by,did it ever occur to you that... 对了，你有没有想过 |
| [13:06.85] | ...maybe they might be having a little too much fun? 她们或许太开心了一点？ |
| [13:11.09] | What's too much fun? 什么叫太开心？ |
| [13:12.59] | The kind of fun you and Susan had when we were married. 我们结婚时 你和苏珊的那种开心 |
| [13:17.36] | Oh,my God! You are so paranoid. 天哪，你真会乱想 |
| [13:19.73] | Am l? 是吗？ |
| [13:21.50] | Am l? 是吗？ |
| [13:23.53] | Susan is in a loving, committed relationship. 艾蜜莉我不知道 但苏珊和我的关系很稳定 |
| [13:27.80] | Carol,so were we. 卡萝，我们也是 |
| [13:30.77] | Just imagine for a moment... 你就想像一下 |
| [13:33.87] | ...that Susan meets someone, and they hit it off. 苏珊认识了别人 她们一拍即合 |
| [13:37.65] | They're coming back from the theater, and they stop at a pub for drinks. 她们从剧院回来 去酒吧喝个小酒 |
| [13:42.35] | They're laughing. 有说有笑 |
| [13:44.85] | Someone innocently touches someone else. 有人不经意的碰了另一个人 |
| [13:48.16] | There's electricity. 有火花 |
| [13:49.76] | It's new. It's exciting. 感觉很新鲜，很刺激 |
| [13:51.83] | Are you saying there isn't the slightest possibility... 你敢说完全没有可能... |
| [13:55.63] | ...of something happening? ...出事？ |
| [13:59.00] | -Maybe. -Oh,my God! 或许有 天哪！ |
| [14:00.63] | I didn't really believe it until you just said it! 听你一说我才真的信了 |
| [14:08.38] | None of the other kids believed me, but I swear that duck pushed me. 别的小朋友都不信 但那只鸭子真的推我 |
| [14:14.98] | This place is fabulous! 这里真豪华 |
| [14:17.05] | This is the downstairs living room. 我带你参观，这是楼下的客厅 |
| [14:20.12] | There's two living rooms? 有两个客厅？ |
| [14:22.06] | Growing up here,this place must have been a real babe magnet. 你一定靠这里把到很多美眉 |
| [14:26.89] | It would have been, but my parents just moved here. 应该会，但我父母刚搬来 |
| [14:30.63] | You should know this place is a real babe magnet. 你可以靠这里把到很多美眉 |
| [14:34.34] | Want to make out? 要亲热吗？ |
| [14:38.14] | Why don't I put the food in the fridge... 这样吧，我去把吃的冰起来 |
| [14:42.34] | ...and we can eat it later? 我们待会再吃 |
| [14:45.01] | That sounds like a plan. 听起来不错 |
| [14:47.21] | Is there a place that I could go freshen up? 哪里可以让我梳洗一下？ |
| [14:50.35] | Just down the hall and second door to your left. 有，直走左边第二个门 |
| [14:58.06] | -Hi,darling. -What are you doing here? 儿子 你们怎么回来了？ |
| [15:01.20] | -We cut the trip short. -France sucks! 我们提前结束行程 法国烂透了 |
| [15:06.33] | This may be a little weird, but I've got a date here. 情况有点特殊，我带了人回来 |
| [15:10.17] | Say no more. 了解 |
| [15:11.41] | We'll grab some food,go upstairs and be out of your hair. 我们拿了吃的就上楼不妨碍你 |
| [15:15.11] | That'd be great. So you didn't get to ltaly? 那就好，所以你们没去意大利 |
| [15:17.91] | Yep. Sucks! 没有，烂 |
| [15:43.37] | Hi,you! 你来了 |
| [15:46.44] | Oh,my God! 天哪 |
| [15:48.64] | I know. I can do more than cook. 我知道，我不只会做菜 |
| [15:58.82] | I like her. She seems smart. 我喜欢她，她似乎很聪明 |
| [16:04.86] | Rachel,my parents. 瑞秋，我爸妈 |
| [16:07.46] | So nice to meet you. 很高兴认识你们 |
| [16:12.30] | Joshua,that $500 was for groceries. 约书亚 那5百元是给你买日用品的 |
| [16:18.71] | What,this? Oh,no. That's not what it is. 什么？这…不，你们误会了 |
| [16:23.78] | Okay,I work in fashion. 我在时装界工作 |
| [16:26.28] | And this is a real dress,actually. 这是正式的洋装 |
| [16:30.55] | They're wearing it in Milan. 米兰正在流行 |
| [16:33.12] | Part of my job is to wear the clothes and see how people respond. 我也必须试穿衣服 观察一般人的反应 |
| [16:37.46] | Then I report back to my superiors at Bloomingdale's. 然后回报给布鲁明戴尔的上司 |
| [16:42.63] | Obviously,in this case... 这次... |
| [16:45.47] | ...I am going to report back: ...我显然得回报说 |
| [16:48.24] | "U.S.A. not ready." “美国，尚嫌大胆” |
| [16:52.14] | Maybe in L.A. 洛杉矶或许可以 |
| [16:54.34] | There you go! 也对 有道理 |
| [16:55.61] | Have you kids eaten yet? 你们吃过饭了吗？ |
| [16:57.64] | We were going to do that after. I mean,next. 我们想等事后…不是 正要吃 |
| [17:02.58] | Why don't we all get something to eat? 我们饿死了 大家一起出去吃吧 |
| [17:08.59] | No use wasting this baby just lying around the house. 也好 穿着它窝在家里太可惜了 |
| [17:14.46] | So we'll go eat. 所以我们去吃饭 |
| [17:16.26] | You'll wear that. 你就穿那样 |
| [17:18.37] | We'll be eating and, of course,you'll be wearing that. 你就穿那样吃饭 |
| [17:24.17] | I am sorry about what I said. 我为我说的话道歉 |
| [17:26.54] | Nope,you're right. It is a ridiculous name! 不，你说得对 这个名字太可笑了 |
| [17:30.44] | It's not bad. 也没那么糟 |
| [17:31.65] | Yes,it is! 当然有 |
| [17:33.98] | From now on,I have no first name. 从此以后，我没有名字 |
| [17:38.89] | You're just Bing? 你就叫宾？ |
| [17:42.99] | I have no name. 我无名无姓 |
| [17:45.66] | So what are we supposed to call you? 那我们要叫你什么？ |
| [17:48.46] | Okay,for now,temporarily, you can call me... 好，你们就暂时叫我… |
| [17:52.47] | ...Clint. 克林 |
| [17:55.07] | No way are you cool enough to pull off "Clint." 你才不够酷 |
| [17:58.41] | What name am l cool enough to pull off? 那我可以叫什么？ |
| [18:01.68] | Gene. 金 |
| [18:05.68] | It's Clint. 克林 |
| [18:06.91] | It's Clint! 就是克林 |
| [18:09.45] | Bye,Gene. 金，再见 |
| [18:12.59] | It's Clint! 是克林，克林 |
| [18:18.29] | What's up with Gene? 金有什么不好？ |
| [18:24.06] | You wore your nightie to dinner? 你穿你的睡衣去吃饭？ 没错 |
| [18:26.63] | The best part was when the waiter spilled water down my back. 最精彩的是 我背后被服务生泼到水时 |
| [18:30.60] | I jumped up and my boob popped out. 我一跳，咪咪弹了出来 |
| [18:35.14] | It's all right. I got nice boobs. 没关系，我的胸型很漂亮 |
| [18:40.41] | I just picked up a message from Emily. 我刚收到艾蜜莉的留言 |
| [18:42.92] | She and Susan are going to a poetry reading together. 她和苏珊要一起去读诗会 |
| [18:46.25] | -So? -So? 所以呢？ 所以呢？ |
| [18:48.59] | Poetry? 诗耶？ |
| [18:50.62] | Susan's gay. 苏珊是同志… |
| [18:52.96] | They're being gay together! 她们有志一同 |
| [18:56.23] | Emily's straight. 艾蜜莉是异性恋 |
| [18:57.43] | Oh,wake up! 你醒醒吧 |
| [19:02.57] | Carol really messed you up. 卡萝真的把你害惨了 |
| [19:05.24] | Excuse me? 你说什么？ |
| [19:06.74] | She turned you into this untrusting,crazy,jealous... 她害你变成不信任别人 疯疯癫癫爱吃醋的... |
| [19:10.98] | ...sycophant! ...谗臣 |
| [19:15.72] | So I don't know what "sycophant" means, but the rest is right. 我不知道谗臣是什么 但其他都没说错 |
| [19:20.49] | What are you talking about? I am not a crazy,jealous person. 我哪有疯疯癫癫爱吃醋 |
| [19:27.83] | She's right. 她说得没错 |
| [19:29.40] | When we were together,you got upset about Mark,and there was nothing. 以前你老爱吃马克的醋 其实根本没事 |
| [19:33.47] | This makes sense. 太有道理了 才怪 |
| [19:34.90] | It does not! 当然有道理 |
| [19:36.67] | In high school, you weren't jealous at all... 高中时你从来没吃过醋... |
| [19:39.47] | ...even though all your girlfriends cheated on you. ...即使你每个女友都不忠 |
| [19:44.01] | So up until '92,'93, he was very trusting. 一直到92、93年 他都很信任别人 |
| [19:47.45] | Then '94 hit,Carol left him, and bam! Paranoid City! 然后94年来临，卡萝离开他 砰！纽约鬼影幢幢 |
| [19:52.59] | Absolutely! 就是这样 |
| [19:54.15] | This is so fun! 好好玩喔 |
| [19:56.09] | This is not fun! 一点也不好玩 |
| [19:59.79] | All we're trying to say is... 我们只想说... |
| [20:02.53] | ...don't let what happened with Carol ruin what you've got with Emily. ...别让你和卡萝的事 破坏你和艾蜜莉的感情 |
| [20:08.47] | The '92 Ross wouldn't. 92年的罗斯就不会 |
| [20:15.84] | I still think I was right about that Mark thing. 我还是觉得马克一定有问题 |
| [20:20.51] | Well,you know what? I hope Emily is a lesbian. 什么？你知道吗？ 我希望艾蜜莉是同志 |
| [20:29.39] | Drumroll. 击鼓 |
| [20:33.79] | All right. 好… |
| [20:35.80] | Help! 帮个忙 |
| [20:37.23] | Am I a Mark or a John? 我是马克还是约翰？ |
| [20:41.13] | You're not tall enough to be a Mark. 你当马克不够高 |
| [20:44.47] | But you might make a good Barney. 你或许可以当个好巴尼 |
| [20:48.68] | Look,I am serious. 我是认真的 |
| [20:50.21] | Tomorrow at 3:30,I'm going to the courthouse. 明天3点半我就要上法院 |
| [20:52.75] | You're going through with this? 你真的要改名？ |
| [20:54.55] | This name has held me back my entire life. 这个名字拖累了我一辈子 |
| [20:57.32] | It's why kids picked on me and why I never do well with women. 害我被其他小朋友找碴 女人运很差 |
| [21:01.42] | So tomorrow,I'll either be Mark Johnson or John Markson. 明天4点起我不是马克约翰森 就是约翰马克森 |
| [21:06.76] | You've got problems because of you, not your name! 你的问题在于你，与名字无关 |
| [21:12.00] | This has got to stop! Chandler is a great name. 别再闹了，钱德这个名字很棒 |
| [21:15.87] | In fact.... 事实上…好 |
| [21:20.24] | I'm sorry,I know you wanted me to name the baby Joey. 对不起 我知道你希望宝宝叫乔伊 |
| [21:24.38] | I'm going to name the baby Chandler. 但我要…我要让他叫钱德 |
| [21:30.88] | Really? 真的？ |
| [21:32.09] | But you have to keep the name too. 对，但你也得保留这个名字 |
| [21:34.45] | Okay,thanks! 好，谢了 |
| [21:36.79] | You want to hug it out? 要不要抱一下？ 好 |
| [21:42.13] | I'm going to go tell Frank and Alice right now! 我现在就去告诉法兰克他们 |
| [21:46.77] | Bye,Pheebs! 菲比 再见 |
| [22:09.39] | -Nice luggage. -I was going to say. 很棒的行李箱 我正要说 |
| [22:17.50] | I missed you too. 我好想你 我也是 |
| [22:19.57] | -Thanks,I had a great time. -So did l. 谢谢你，我玩得很开心 我也是 |
| [22:25.04] | No tongue. 不是舌吻 |
| [00:04.40] | It is true what they say: su hua shuo de mei cuo |
| [00:06.43] | Pregnant bellies look like a drum. du zi da dang gu da |
| [00:12.11] | I' m so pregnant that my guitar doesn' t fit anymore. wo yi jing zhong dao bu neng na ji ta |
| [00:16.91] | So I' m going to play my songs on this drum. suo yi sheng chan qian wo da suan yong gu ban zou |
| [00:19.71] | It sounds really cool! ting qi lai chao ku de |
| [00:21.78] | Listen, listen. ni men ting |
| [00:25.82] | Smelly cat, smelly cat chou chou mao, chou chou mao |
| [00:29.42] | What are they feeding you? ta men wei ni chi shen me? |
| [00:38.83] | That sounds great! fei bi, tai diao le |
| [00:40.20] | I know! And I' ve only been playing for an hour. wo zhi dao! er qie wo cai lian le 1 xiao shi |
| [00:45.81] | fei bi |
| [00:48.74] | What are you doing here? I came to ask you a big favor. ni zen me lai le? wo lai qing ni bang ge da mang |
| [00:53.45] | Don' t tell me you want to keep more stuff in my uterus. bie shuo ni hai xiang sai dong xi jin lai |
| [01:00.12] | Okay. Now, see. bu shi zhe yang de |
| [01:02.49] | I want to name the girl baby Leslie. wo xiang bang nv hai qu ming lai si li |
| [01:04.96] | And Frank wants to name one of the boy babies... fa lan ke xiang jiao qi zhong yi ge nan hai |
| [01:08.93] | ... Frank Jr., Jr. fa lan ke er shi er shi |
| [01:12.40] | Wouldn' t that be Frank lll? na bu jiu shi fa lan ke san shi? |
| [01:14.27] | Don' t get me started. shuo le wo jiu you qi |
| [01:17.64] | Anyway, since there are three babies... ji ran you san ge bao bao |
| [01:20.98] | ... and we both got to put our names in... wo men you yi ren qu le yi ge ming zi |
| [01:23.68] | ... we would be truly honored if you would name the other boy baby. wo men xiang qing ni ti ling yi ge nan hai ming ming |
| [01:28.68] | That' s so nice! hao bang o |
| [01:31.69] | Cougar. mei zhou shi |
| [01:34.82] | Think about it. ni xiang yi xia |
| [01:39.46] | The One with Rachel' s New Dress ben ji bo chu:" xing ming xue" |
| [00:00.00] | |
| [02:27.68] | I left a bra drying in there. wo you yi jian xiong zhao hai zai liang |
| [02:29.91] | Will your son think it' s yours and be traumatized? ban hui bu hui yi wei shi ni de er xin ling shou chuang? |
| [02:32.75] | Mommy can have a wife. Daddy can have a bra. ma mi ke yi you lao po die di jiu ke yi you xiong zhao |
| [02:37.95] | It' s time to go. gai zou le |
| [02:39.99] | See, that clock' s a little fast. bu, na ge zhong kuai le yi dian |
| [02:42.82] | We still have 17 minutes. wo men hai you 17 fen zhong |
| [02:45.43] | What can we do in 17 minutes... shen me shi ke yi zai 17 fen zhong nei |
| [02:48.46] | ... twice? zuo liang ci? |
| [02:50.80] | Well, that' s ambitious. ye xin zhen da |
| [02:54.80] | You can ignore that. bie li ta |
| [02:56.40] | That' s your son. shi ka luo dai ni er zi lai le |
| [02:57.91] | Believe me, when he' s older, he' ll understand. deng ta zhang da yi ding hui liang jie |
| [03:02.74] | I' ll be right there. luo si ma shang lai |
| [03:13.19] | This is Carol and Susan. ai mi li, zhe shi ka luo he su shan |
| [03:15.29] | It' s so nice to finally meet you. You too. zong suan jian dao ni le wo ye shi |
| [03:18.59] | Susan will be in London next week. I' ve never been there. su shan xia xing qi yao qu lun dun pai guang gao dui, wo hao xing fen, wo mei qu guo |
| [03:23.43] | I' ll show you around. Great! wo lai dang di pei tai hao le |
| [03:25.53] | Also, I was hoping to catch a show. Any suggestions? wo hai xiang kan xiu, ni you shen me jian yi? |
| [03:28.94] | There' s tons of terrific stuff. you hen duo dou hen bang |
| [03:31.44] | I' ll go with you. wo pei ni qu |
| [03:33.24] | dui bu qi |
| [03:35.51] | Look at you two bonding. ni men ke zhen liao de lai |
| [03:37.91] | Making us late for the airport. qu ji chang dou kuai lai bu ji le |
| [03:40.38] | Are you all right? ni mei shi ba? |
| [03:41.58] | It' s just us getting along is difficult for him... ta mei shi ta bu xi huan wo men chu de lai |
| [03:45.19] | ... because he doesn' t like me. yin wei ta bu xi huan wo |
| [03:48.09] | Come on. That' s.... bai tuo, wo |
| [03:49.86] | It' s true. mei cuo |
| [04:00.70] | How did we lose? mei ren dui da ye hui shu? |
| [04:05.97] | Do we have a baby name yet? ming zi xiang hao le ma? |
| [04:07.98] | No. It' s so hard! hai mei, hao nan o |
| [04:10.58] | I went through this book and found nothing. fan zhe ben shu ye mo shou huo |
| [04:13.08] | I want a name that' s really strong and confident. wo xiang qu ge yong meng you zi xin |
| [04:16.82] | You know? Like... Exxon! li ru ai ke shuang |
| [04:20.99] | It certainly worked for that Valdez kid. hen shi he a la si jia xiao hai |
| [04:25.03] | You want a strong name? How about The Hulk? ni yao yong meng de ming zi? lv ju ren ru he? |
| [04:29.96] | I' m not sure about Hulk, but I like a name starting with " The". lv ju ren bu tai hao bu guo wo xi huan shen me" ren" de |
| [04:36.00] | You want a good name, go with Joey. xiang qu hao ming zi? jiu qu qiao yi |
| [04:38.47] | Joey' s your pal, your buddy. qiao yi shi hao peng you, hao xiong di |
| [04:40.71] | Where is everybody? They' re hanging out with Joey! ren dou zai na li? dou gen qiao yi zai yi qi |
| [04:44.55] | If you' re going to name him Joey, you should name him Chandler. yao qu qiao yi, hai bu ru qu qian de |
| [04:49.35] | Chandler' s funny, sophisticated, and very lovable... qian de feng qu shi gu, yi dan liao jie ta |
| [04:53.02] | ... once you get to know him. jiu hui jue de ta hen ke ai |
| [04:56.19] | Joey' s lovable too. qiao yi ye hen ke ai |
| [04:57.89] | But with Joey, if you need him, he' ll be there. zhong yao de shi dang ni xu yao qiao yi ta jiu hui chu xian |
| [05:01.70] | Chandler will be there too. He might be a little late... qian de ye hui chu xian, huo xu hui man yi dian |
| [05:06.17] | ... but he' ll be there. And he' ll bring you cold soda... bu guo ta yi ding hui chu xian ta hai hui dai bing qi shui lai |
| [05:09.20] | ... if what you need him for is that you' re really hot. ru guo ni zhao ta shi yin wei ni hen re de hua |
| [05:13.41] | What do you say? ni jue de ne? |
| [05:15.38] | I like the idea of naming him after someone I love. gen xin ai de ren tong ming de xiang fa hen hao |
| [05:20.01] | Joey and Chandler are both great names. qiao yi he qian de du shi hen bang de ming zi |
| [05:28.99] | All right, I don' t dan shi wo bu le |
| [05:30.43] | Maybe I' ll just name him The Hulk. huo shi jiu jiao lv ju ren hao |
| [05:34.36] | I shouldn' t have mentioned it. I wanted to name my kid that. wo bu gai ti de wo xiang liu gei wo xiao hai yong |
| [05:42.04] | If you hoped to sleep with Joshua, which one would you wear? yao shi ni xiang gen yue shu ya shang chuang hui chuan na yi jian? |
| [05:46.87] | It creeps me out choosing other people' s sex clothes. wo jue de bang bie ren tiao xing gan shui yi hen guai |
| [05:51.48] | I' m sorry. I' m just so excited. dui bu qi, wo tai xing fen le |
| [05:54.38] | I' ve been waiting for months. I got my hair colored. wo deng le hao ji ge yue wo pao qu ran fa, |
| [05:57.59] | I got new sheets. I' m making him a very fancy meal. huan le chuang dan hai bang ta zhu da can |
| [06:01.36] | What am I making him, by the way? wo zai zhu shen me? |
| [06:03.56] | A frisee salad with goat cheese and pine nuts... shi jin sha la, you yang lao song zi |
| [06:08.06] | ... wild rice, roasted asparagus and salmon en croute. gu mi fan kao lu sun he gui yu mian bao ding |
| [06:12.30] | I thought I was making him filet mignon. wo bu shi yao zuo fei li niu pai? |
| [06:15.80] | You decided to make salmon because you had some left over. ben lai shi, dan can ting de gui yu you sheng suo yi ni jue ding zhu gui yu |
| [06:19.81] | Then you realized if you bitched, then you would stop cooking... ran hou ni xiang dao yao shi ni bao yuan " ni" jiu hui ba zhu |
| [06:23.24] | ... and you would have to make your famous baked potato and Diet Coke. ni jiu de shang kao ma ling shu jia jian yi ke le |
| [06:28.38] | I really get crabby when I cook. " wo" zhu cai shi huo qi zhen da |
| [06:31.09] | Why go through all this trouble? He' s a guy. ni he bi zhe me ma fan, ta shi ge nan ren |
| [06:34.12] | You' d serve the potato and he' d still want to have sex with you. ni shang ma ling shu ta hai shi hui xiang gen ni shang chuang |
| [06:37.29] | That is not how I operate. na bu shi wo de zuo feng |
| [06:48.87] | We' ve got to get a new game. wo men de huan yi zhong you xi |
| [06:55.11] | So Emily called last night. ai mi li zuo wan da dian hua lai |
| [06:57.41] | And now you' re giving me the message? ni xian zai cai zhuan gao wo? |
| [07:03.48] | Turns out that Emily is just crazy about Susan. jie guo ai mi li ai si su shan le |
| [07:08.32] | They' re going to the theater together. ta men yi qi qu kan xi |
| [07:11.26] | They' re going to dinner. ta men yi qi chi wan fan |
| [07:13.69] | They' re going horseback riding! ta men yi qi qu qi ma |
| [07:16.93] | God, Susan is so fun! su shan zhen hui wan |
| [07:22.70] | Look, this is just a little too familiar. zhe ge qing jie tai shu xi le yi dian |
| [07:25.77] | For six months before Carol and I split up... wo he ka luo fen shou qian zheng zheng ban nian |
| [07:29.18] | ... all I heard was, " My friend Susan is so smart. wo zheng tian zhi ting dao " wo peng you su shan hao cong ming" |
| [07:33.51] | My friend Susan is so funny. My friend Susan is so great." " wo peng you su shan hao feng qu" " wo peng you su shan hao bang" |
| [07:38.62] | You think something could happen between Emily and Susan? ni jue de ai mi li he su shan hui ca chu huo hua? |
| [07:42.02] | Hey, they' re going to the gym together! ta men yi qi shang jian shen fang ye |
| [07:46.56] | Two women... liang ge nv ren |
| [07:48.33] | ... stretching! ... pi tui la jin |
| [07:51.07] | They take a steam, things get playful. Didn' t you see Personal Best? ta men xi zheng qi yu, kai shi hu xiang dou nong ni men mei kan guo" deng feng zao ji" ma? |
| [07:55.54] | No, but I' m gonna! mei, dan wo yi ding yao kan |
| [07:59.81] | Hi! You' re crazy. xian sheng, ni feng le |
| [08:03.21] | Emily is straight. ai mi li shi yi xing lian |
| [08:05.25] | How do you know? We thought Carol was straight. ni zen me zhi dao? wo men yuan xian ye yi wei ka luo shi yi xing lian |
| [08:09.82] | Yeah, definitely. I don' t like the name Ross. wo ken ding bu xi huan luo si zhe ge ming zi |
| [08:16.22] | What a weird way to kick me when I' m down! ni luo jing xia shi de fang shi hai zhen guai |
| [08:19.53] | No, I meant for the baby. wo shi shuo bao bao de ming zi |
| [08:25.00] | What' s wrong with Ross? luo si you shen me bu hao? |
| [08:27.57] | Something like this would never happen to The Hulk, you know. lv ju ren jiu bu hui yu shang zhe zhong shi |
| [08:33.91] | That' s not true. shui shuo de |
| [08:35.58] | In The Incredible Hulk, number 72, Dr. Bruce Banner found.... " lv ju ren" di 72 ji li bu lu si ban na bo shi fa xian |
| [08:41.85] | You know.... |
| [08:43.05] | Never mind. My girlfriend' s a lesbian. bu zhong yao, wo nv peng you shi tong xing lian |
| [08:48.22] | I' m definitely going to go with either Joey or Chandler. wo jue ding bu shi qiao yi jiu shi qian de |
| [08:53.19] | You gotta pick Joey! ni yi ding yao xuan qiao yi |
| [08:55.26] | Name one famous person named Chandler. you nei ge ming ren jiao qian de? |
| [08:58.20] | Raymond Chandler. lei meng qian de lei zhu ming leng ying pai tui li xiao shuo zuo jia |
| [08:59.40] | Someone you didn' t make up. ni nie zao de ren bu suan |
| [09:02.47] | There are no famous Joeys. Except for... qiao yi cai mei you ming ren, chu le |
| [09:06.04] | ... Joey Buttafucco. qiao yi ba ta fu kou |
| [09:08.91] | Yeah, that guy really hurt us. ta di que shi wo men de xin tou zhi tong |
| [09:12.48] | How about a compromise then? What if it' s... jia qi lai chu yi er ru he? li ru |
| [09:15.92] | ... Channoey? qian dao yi? |
| [09:18.15] | Joey? Think about it. He' ll never be President. qiao yi? ni xiang ma ta jue dui dang bu shang zong tong |
| [09:21.76] | There will never be a President Joey. jue dui bu hui chu xian qiao yi zong tong |
| [09:24.96] | I didn' t want to bring this up. ting zhe, wo ben lai bu xiang ti de |
| [09:27.26] | Chandler is the stupidest name I' ve heard in my life! dan qian de shi wo ting guo zui chun de ming zi |
| [09:31.50] | It' s not a name! It' s barely even a word. ta gen ben bu shi ming zi lian ge ci dou bu shi |
| [09:34.60] | It' s like chandelier but it' s not! ta you dian jie jin qian bao, dan you bu shi |
| [09:39.01] | Then, you put it together with Bing and forget about it. zai pei shang" bin" jiu geng bie ti le |
| [09:42.64] | It' s a stupid, stupid, nonname! ta shi ge chun dao bao de fei ming zi |
| [09:50.82] | You' re right. I have a horrible, horrible name. tian na ni shuo de dui, wo de ming zi lan tou le |
| [09:57.89] | I' m sorry, man. I' m sorry. dui bu qi, wo bu shi dui bu qi |
| [10:02.00] | So I guess it' s Joey then. suo yi jiu shi qiao yi luo |
| [10:12.41] | This is so nice. Thank you for doing this. zhen hao, xie xie ni zhe me fei xin |
| [10:15.71] | Please! Cooking soothes me. bie ke qi, peng ren neng shu huan wo de xin |
| [10:23.12] | So dig in! chi ba hao |
| [10:25.39] | It all looks so good. kan qi lai dou hao hao chi |
| [10:31.43] | Oh, my God. tian na |
| [10:32.63] | I know. My God, this rice is so wo zhi dao, tian na, zhe ge fan hao |
| [10:35.40] | I am so good! wo de shou yi zhen hao |
| [10:38.03] | Behind you. ni hou mian |
| [10:40.53] | They used to live here, and sometimes they migrate back over. mei shi, ta men yi qian zhu zhe li you shi hui qian xi hui lai |
| [10:45.81] | Is there some way that they could not be here? neng bu neng rang ta men bu yao zai zhe li |
| [10:49.78] | Farm birds really kind of freak me out! wo zui pa jia qin le |
| [10:53.78] | hao |
| [10:57.15] | Here we go. chu qu |
| [11:02.66] | There you go! chu qu |
| [11:13.67] | Hey! How' d you do that? ni men zen me hui qiao men? jin lai |
| [11:19.77] | All gone. dou zou le |
| [11:21.64] | So, farm birds, huh? jia qin shi ba? |
| [11:23.61] | It' s my only weird thing, I swear. wo zhi you zhe ge guai pi, wo fa shi |
| [11:26.58] | I would have told you. I didn' t know that they' d be here. wo bu zhi dao hui you ji ya fou ze wo hui gao su ni |
| [11:38.19] | Can I serve you a little yao bu yao lai dian |
| [11:40.83] | What? zen me le? |
| [11:42.33] | Nothing. mei shi |
| [11:43.53] | It' s just that I know that they' re still out there. zhi shi wo zhi dao ta men hai zai |
| [11:48.47] | They' re across the hall. That' s two doors away. ta men zai dui men, ge zhe liang dao qiang |
| [11:51.77] | It' ll take them a long time to peck their way back over here. ta men de zhuo hen jiu cai neng ba qiang zhuo chuan |
| [11:57.31] | That' s not funny. yi dian ye bu hao xiao |
| [12:02.72] | Would you feel better if we went someplace else? na yao bu yao huan ge di fang? |
| [12:06.35] | We could pack this stuff up and go to your apartment. wo men ke yi ba dong xi da bao qu ni jia |
| [12:10.46] | They' re working on it. It' s a mess. wo jia zheng zai zhuang xiu, yi tuan hun luan |
| [12:12.73] | I' m staying at my parents' house. We could go there. bu guo wo men ke yi qu wo fu mu jia |
| [12:16.80] | They' re out of town. ni fu mu jia? dui, ta men chu guo le |
| [12:19.53] | It' s a huge place, and it' s got this gorgeous view. na li di fang hen da, shi ye hen bang |
| [12:23.37] | It' d be very romantic. hui hen lang man |
| [12:25.57] | What do you say? Yeah, that works. ru he? hao a |
| [12:31.48] | They can smell the fear. ta men wen de chu kong ju |
| [12:37.38] | How' s Ben? ban hao ma? |
| [12:39.72] | I asked if he wanted to eat. He said no. wo wen ta yao bu yao chi dong xi ta shuo bu yao |
| [12:42.16] | I asked if he wanted to sleep. He said no. wo wen ta yao bu yao shui jiao, ta shuo bu yao |
| [12:44.76] | I asked what he wanted to do. He said no. wo wen ta xiang zuo shi mo, ta shuo bu yao |
| [12:47.76] | So he' s sweeping. suo yi ta zai sao di |
| [12:54.90] | Any word from Susan? you su shan de xiao xi ma? |
| [12:56.50] | She said she' s having so much fun with Emily. ta shuo ta gen ai mi li wan de hen kai xin |
| [13:03.04] | By the by, did it ever occur to you that... dui le, ni you mei you xiang guo |
| [13:06.85] | ... maybe they might be having a little too much fun? ta men huo xu tai kai xin le yi dian? |
| [13:11.09] | What' s too much fun? shen me jiao tai kai xin? |
| [13:12.59] | The kind of fun you and Susan had when we were married. wo men jie hun shi ni he su shan de na zhong kai xin |
| [13:17.36] | Oh, my God! You are so paranoid. tian na, ni zhen hui luan xiang |
| [13:19.73] | Am l? shi ma? |
| [13:21.50] | Am l? shi ma? |
| [13:23.53] | Susan is in a loving, committed relationship. ai mi li wo bu zhi dao dan su shan he wo de guan xi hen wen ding |
| [13:27.80] | Carol, so were we. ka luo, wo men ye shi |
| [13:30.77] | Just imagine for a moment... ni jiu xiang xiang yi xia |
| [13:33.87] | ... that Susan meets someone, and they hit it off. su shan ren shi le bie ren ta men yi pai ji he |
| [13:37.65] | They' re coming back from the theater, and they stop at a pub for drinks. ta men cong ju yuan hui lai qu jiu ba he ge xiao jiu |
| [13:42.35] | They' re laughing. you shuo you xiao |
| [13:44.85] | Someone innocently touches someone else. you ren bu jing yi de peng le ling yi ge ren |
| [13:48.16] | There' s electricity. you huo hua |
| [13:49.76] | It' s new. It' s exciting. gan jue hen xin xian, hen ci ji |
| [13:51.83] | Are you saying there isn' t the slightest possibility... ni gan shuo wan quan mei you ke neng... |
| [13:55.63] | ... of something happening? ... chu shi? |
| [13:59.00] | Maybe. Oh, my God! huo xu you tian na! |
| [14:00.63] | I didn' t really believe it until you just said it! ting ni yi shuo wo cai zhen de xin le |
| [14:08.38] | None of the other kids believed me, but I swear that duck pushed me. bie de xiao peng you dou bu xin dan na zhi ya zi zhen de tui wo |
| [14:14.98] | This place is fabulous! zhe li zhen hao hua |
| [14:17.05] | This is the downstairs living room. wo dai ni can guan, zhe shi lou xia de ke ting |
| [14:20.12] | There' s two living rooms? you liang ge ke ting? |
| [14:22.06] | Growing up here, this place must have been a real babe magnet. ni yi ding kao zhe li ba dao hen duo mei mei |
| [14:26.89] | It would have been, but my parents just moved here. ying gai hui, dan wo fu mu gang ban lai |
| [14:30.63] | You should know this place is a real babe magnet. ni ke yi kao zhe li ba dao hen duo mei mei |
| [14:34.34] | Want to make out? yao qin re ma? |
| [14:38.14] | Why don' t I put the food in the fridge... zhe yang ba, wo qu ba chi de bing qi lai |
| [14:42.34] | ... and we can eat it later? wo men dai hui zai chi |
| [14:45.01] | That sounds like a plan. ting qi lai bu cuo |
| [14:47.21] | Is there a place that I could go freshen up? na li ke yi rang wo shu xi yi xia? |
| [14:50.35] | Just down the hall and second door to your left. you, zhi zou zuo bian di er ge men |
| [14:58.06] | Hi, darling. What are you doing here? er zi ni men zen me hui lai le? |
| [15:01.20] | We cut the trip short. France sucks! wo men ti qian jie shu xing cheng fa guo lan tou le |
| [15:06.33] | This may be a little weird, but I' ve got a date here. qing kuang you dian te shu, wo dai le ren hui lai |
| [15:10.17] | Say no more. liao jie |
| [15:11.41] | We' ll grab some food, go upstairs and be out of your hair. wo men na le chi de jiu shang lou bu fang ai ni |
| [15:15.11] | That' d be great. So you didn' t get to ltaly? na jiu hao, suo yi ni men mei qu yi da li |
| [15:17.91] | Yep. Sucks! mei you, lan |
| [15:43.37] | Hi, you! ni lai le |
| [15:46.44] | Oh, my God! tian na |
| [15:48.64] | I know. I can do more than cook. wo zhi dao, wo bu zhi hui zuo cai |
| [15:58.82] | I like her. She seems smart. wo xi huan ta, ta si hu hen cong ming |
| [16:04.86] | Rachel, my parents. rui qiu, wo ba ma |
| [16:07.46] | So nice to meet you. hen gao xing ren shi ni men |
| [16:12.30] | Joshua, that 500 was for groceries. yue shu ya na 5 bai yuan shi gei ni mai ri yong pin de |
| [16:18.71] | What, this? Oh, no. That' s not what it is. shen me? zhe bu, ni men wu hui le |
| [16:23.78] | Okay, I work in fashion. wo zai shi zhuang jie gong zuo |
| [16:26.28] | And this is a real dress, actually. zhe shi zheng shi de yang zhuang |
| [16:30.55] | They' re wearing it in Milan. mi lan zheng zai liu xing |
| [16:33.12] | Part of my job is to wear the clothes and see how people respond. wo ye bi xu shi chuan yi fu guan cha yi ban ren de fan ying |
| [16:37.46] | Then I report back to my superiors at Bloomingdale' s. ran hou hui bao gei bu lu ming dai er de shang si |
| [16:42.63] | Obviously, in this case... zhe ci... |
| [16:45.47] | ... I am going to report back: ... wo xian ran de hui bao shuo |
| [16:48.24] | " U. S. A. not ready." " mei guo, shang xian da dan" |
| [16:52.14] | Maybe in L. A. luo shan ji huo xu ke yi |
| [16:54.34] | There you go! ye dui you dao li |
| [16:55.61] | Have you kids eaten yet? ni men chi guo fan le ma? |
| [16:57.64] | We were going to do that after. I mean, next. wo men xiang deng shi hou bu shi zheng yao chi |
| [17:02.58] | Why don' t we all get something to eat? wo men e si le da jia yi qi chu qu chi ba |
| [17:08.59] | No use wasting this baby just lying around the house. ye hao chuan zhe ta wo zai jia li tai ke xi le |
| [17:14.46] | So we' ll go eat. suo yi wo men qu chi fan |
| [17:16.26] | You' ll wear that. ni jiu chuan na yang |
| [17:18.37] | We' ll be eating and, of course, you' ll be wearing that. ni jiu chuan na yang chi fan |
| [17:24.17] | I am sorry about what I said. wo wei wo shuo de hua dao qian |
| [17:26.54] | Nope, you' re right. It is a ridiculous name! bu, ni shuo de dui zhe ge ming zi tai ke xiao le |
| [17:30.44] | It' s not bad. ye mei na me zao |
| [17:31.65] | Yes, it is! dang ran you |
| [17:33.98] | From now on, I have no first name. cong ci yi hou, wo mei you ming zi |
| [17:38.89] | You' re just Bing? ni jiu jiao bin? |
| [17:42.99] | I have no name. wo wu ming wu xing |
| [17:45.66] | So what are we supposed to call you? na wo men yao jiao ni shen me? |
| [17:48.46] | Okay, for now, temporarily, you can call me... hao, ni men jiu zan shi jiao wo |
| [17:52.47] | ... Clint. ke lin |
| [17:55.07] | No way are you cool enough to pull off " Clint." ni cai bu gou ku |
| [17:58.41] | What name am l cool enough to pull off? na wo ke yi jiao shen me? |
| [18:01.68] | Gene. jin |
| [18:05.68] | It' s Clint. ke lin |
| [18:06.91] | It' s Clint! jiu shi ke lin |
| [18:09.45] | Bye, Gene. jin, zai jian |
| [18:12.59] | It' s Clint! shi ke lin, ke lin |
| [18:18.29] | What' s up with Gene? jin you shen me bu hao? |
| [18:24.06] | You wore your nightie to dinner? ni chuan ni de shui yi qu chi fan? mei cuo |
| [18:26.63] | The best part was when the waiter spilled water down my back. zui jing cai de shi wo bei hou bei fu wu sheng po dao shui shi |
| [18:30.60] | I jumped up and my boob popped out. wo yi tiao, mi mi dan le chu lai |
| [18:35.14] | It' s all right. I got nice boobs. mei guan xi, wo de xiong xing hen piao liang |
| [18:40.41] | I just picked up a message from Emily. wo gang shou dao ai mi li de liu yan |
| [18:42.92] | She and Susan are going to a poetry reading together. ta he su shan yao yi qi qu du shi hui |
| [18:46.25] | So? So? suo yi ne? suo yi ne? |
| [18:48.59] | Poetry? shi ye? |
| [18:50.62] | Susan' s gay. su shan shi tong zhi |
| [18:52.96] | They' re being gay together! ta men you zhi yi tong |
| [18:56.23] | Emily' s straight. ai mi li shi yi xing lian |
| [18:57.43] | Oh, wake up! ni xing xing ba |
| [19:02.57] | Carol really messed you up. ka luo zhen de ba ni hai can le |
| [19:05.24] | Excuse me? ni shuo shi mo? |
| [19:06.74] | She turned you into this untrusting, crazy, jealous... ta hai ni bian cheng bu xin ren bie ren feng feng dian dian ai chi cu de... |
| [19:10.98] | ... sycophant! ... chan chen |
| [19:15.72] | So I don' t know what " sycophant" means, but the rest is right. wo bu zhi dao chan chen shi shen me dan qi ta dou mei shuo cuo |
| [19:20.49] | What are you talking about? I am not a crazy, jealous person. wo na you feng feng dian dian ai chi cu |
| [19:27.83] | She' s right. ta shuo de mei cuo |
| [19:29.40] | When we were together, you got upset about Mark, and there was nothing. yi qian ni lao ai chi ma ke de cu qi shi gen ben mei shi |
| [19:33.47] | This makes sense. tai you dao li le cai guai |
| [19:34.90] | It does not! dang ran you dao li |
| [19:36.67] | In high school, you weren' t jealous at all... gao zhong shi ni cong lai mei chi guo cu... |
| [19:39.47] | ... even though all your girlfriends cheated on you. ... ji shi ni mei ge nv you dou bu zhong |
| [19:44.01] | So up until ' 92,' 93, he was very trusting. yi zhi dao 92 93 nian ta dou hen xin ren bie ren |
| [19:47.45] | Then ' 94 hit, Carol left him, and bam! Paranoid City! ran hou 94 nian lai lin, ka luo li kai ta peng! niu yue gui ying chuang chuang |
| [19:52.59] | Absolutely! jiu shi zhe yang |
| [19:54.15] | This is so fun! hao hao wan o |
| [19:56.09] | This is not fun! yi dian ye bu hao wan |
| [19:59.79] | All we' re trying to say is... wo men zhi xiang shuo... |
| [20:02.53] | ... don' t let what happened with Carol ruin what you' ve got with Emily. ... bie rang ni he ka luo de shi po huai ni he ai mi li de gan qing |
| [20:08.47] | The ' 92 Ross wouldn' t. 92 nian de luo si jiu bu hui |
| [20:15.84] | I still think I was right about that Mark thing. wo hai shi jue de ma ke yi ding you wen ti |
| [20:20.51] | Well, you know what? I hope Emily is a lesbian. shen me? ni zhi dao ma? wo xi wang ai mi li shi tong zhi |
| [20:29.39] | Drumroll. ji gu |
| [20:33.79] | All right. hao |
| [20:35.80] | Help! bang ge mang |
| [20:37.23] | Am I a Mark or a John? wo shi ma ke hai shi yue han? |
| [20:41.13] | You' re not tall enough to be a Mark. ni dang ma ke bu gou gao |
| [20:44.47] | But you might make a good Barney. ni huo xu ke yi dang ge hao ba ni |
| [20:48.68] | Look, I am serious. wo shi ren zhen de |
| [20:50.21] | Tomorrow at 3: 30, I' m going to the courthouse. ming tian 3 dian ban wo jiu yao shang fa yuan |
| [20:52.75] | You' re going through with this? ni zhen de yao gai ming? |
| [20:54.55] | This name has held me back my entire life. zhe ge ming zi tuo lei le wo yi bei zi |
| [20:57.32] | It' s why kids picked on me and why I never do well with women. hai wo bei qi ta xiao peng you zhao cha nv ren yun hen cha |
| [21:01.42] | So tomorrow, I' ll either be Mark Johnson or John Markson. ming tian 4 dian qi wo bu shi ma ke yue han sen jiu shi yue han ma ke sen |
| [21:06.76] | You' ve got problems because of you, not your name! ni de wen ti zai yu ni, yu ming zi wu guan |
| [21:12.00] | This has got to stop! Chandler is a great name. bie zai nao le, qian de zhe ge ming zi hen bang |
| [21:15.87] | In fact.... shi shi shang hao |
| [21:20.24] | I' m sorry, I know you wanted me to name the baby Joey. dui bu qi wo zhi dao ni xi wang bao bao jiao qiao yi |
| [21:24.38] | I' m going to name the baby Chandler. dan wo yao wo yao rang ta jiao qian de |
| [21:30.88] | Really? zhen de? |
| [21:32.09] | But you have to keep the name too. dui, dan ni ye de bao liu zhe ge ming zi |
| [21:34.45] | Okay, thanks! hao, xie le |
| [21:36.79] | You want to hug it out? yao bu yao bao yi xia? hao |
| [21:42.13] | I' m going to go tell Frank and Alice right now! wo xian zai jiu qu gao su fa lan ke ta men |
| [21:46.77] | Bye, Pheebs! fei bi zai jian |
| [22:09.39] | Nice luggage. I was going to say. hen bang de xing li xiang wo zheng yao shuo |
| [22:17.50] | I missed you too. wo hao xiang ni wo ye shi |
| [22:19.57] | Thanks, I had a great time. So did l. xie xie ni, wo wan de hen kai xin wo ye shi |
| [22:25.04] | No tongue. bu shi she wen |
| [00:04.40] | It is true what they say: sú huà shuō de méi cuò |
| [00:06.43] | Pregnant bellies look like a drum. dǔ zi dà dāng gǔ dǎ |
| [00:12.11] | I' m so pregnant that my guitar doesn' t fit anymore. wǒ yǐ jīng zhǒng dào bù néng ná jí tā |
| [00:16.91] | So I' m going to play my songs on this drum. suǒ yǐ shēng chǎn qián wǒ dǎ suàn yòng gǔ bàn zòu |
| [00:19.71] | It sounds really cool! tīng qǐ lái chāo kù de |
| [00:21.78] | Listen, listen. nǐ men tīng |
| [00:25.82] | Smelly cat, smelly cat chòu chòu māo, chòu chòu māo |
| [00:29.42] | What are they feeding you? tā men wèi nǐ chī shén me? |
| [00:38.83] | That sounds great! fēi bǐ, tài diào le |
| [00:40.20] | I know! And I' ve only been playing for an hour. wǒ zhī dào! ér qiě wǒ cái liàn le 1 xiǎo shí |
| [00:45.81] | fēi bǐ |
| [00:48.74] | What are you doing here? I came to ask you a big favor. nǐ zěn me lái le? wǒ lái qǐng nǐ bāng gè dà máng |
| [00:53.45] | Don' t tell me you want to keep more stuff in my uterus. bié shuō nǐ hái xiǎng sāi dōng xī jìn lái |
| [01:00.12] | Okay. Now, see. bù shì zhè yàng de |
| [01:02.49] | I want to name the girl baby Leslie. wǒ xiǎng bāng nǚ hái qǔ míng lái sī lì |
| [01:04.96] | And Frank wants to name one of the boy babies... fǎ lán kè xiǎng jiào qí zhōng yí gè nán hái |
| [01:08.93] | ... Frank Jr., Jr. fǎ lán kè èr shì èr shì |
| [01:12.40] | Wouldn' t that be Frank lll? nà bù jiù shì fǎ lán kè sān shì? |
| [01:14.27] | Don' t get me started. shuō le wǒ jiù yǒu qì |
| [01:17.64] | Anyway, since there are three babies... jì rán yǒu sān ge bǎo bǎo |
| [01:20.98] | ... and we both got to put our names in... wǒ men yòu yī rén qǔ le yí gè míng zì |
| [01:23.68] | ... we would be truly honored if you would name the other boy baby. wǒ men xiǎng qǐng nǐ tì lìng yí gè nán hái mìng míng |
| [01:28.68] | That' s so nice! hǎo bàng ō |
| [01:31.69] | Cougar. měi zhōu shī |
| [01:34.82] | Think about it. nǐ xiǎng yī xià |
| [01:39.46] | The One with Rachel' s New Dress běn jí bō chū:" xìng míng xué" |
| [00:00.00] | |
| [02:27.68] | I left a bra drying in there. wǒ yǒu yī jiàn xiōng zhào hái zài liàng |
| [02:29.91] | Will your son think it' s yours and be traumatized? bān huì bú huì yǐ wéi shì nǐ de ér xīn líng shòu chuàng? |
| [02:32.75] | Mommy can have a wife. Daddy can have a bra. mā mī kě yǐ yǒu lǎo pó diē dì jiù kě yǐ yǒu xiōng zhào |
| [02:37.95] | It' s time to go. gāi zǒu le |
| [02:39.99] | See, that clock' s a little fast. bù, nà gè zhōng kuài le yì diǎn |
| [02:42.82] | We still have 17 minutes. wǒ men hái yǒu 17 fēn zhōng |
| [02:45.43] | What can we do in 17 minutes... shén me shì kě yǐ zài 17 fēn zhōng nèi |
| [02:48.46] | ... twice? zuò liǎng cì? |
| [02:50.80] | Well, that' s ambitious. yě xīn zhēn dà |
| [02:54.80] | You can ignore that. bié lǐ tā |
| [02:56.40] | That' s your son. shì kǎ luó dài nǐ ér zi lái le |
| [02:57.91] | Believe me, when he' s older, he' ll understand. děng tā zhǎng dà yí dìng huì liàng jiě |
| [03:02.74] | I' ll be right there. luó sī mǎ shàng lái |
| [03:13.19] | This is Carol and Susan. ài mì lì, zhè shì kǎ luó hé sū shān |
| [03:15.29] | It' s so nice to finally meet you. You too. zǒng suàn jiàn dào nǐ le wǒ yě shì |
| [03:18.59] | Susan will be in London next week. I' ve never been there. sū shān xià xīng qī yào qù lún dūn pāi guǎng gào duì, wǒ hǎo xīng fèn, wǒ méi qù guò |
| [03:23.43] | I' ll show you around. Great! wǒ lái dāng dì péi tài hǎo le |
| [03:25.53] | Also, I was hoping to catch a show. Any suggestions? wǒ hái xiǎng kàn xiù, nǐ yǒu shén me jiàn yì? |
| [03:28.94] | There' s tons of terrific stuff. yǒu hěn duō dōu hěn bàng |
| [03:31.44] | I' ll go with you. wǒ péi nǐ qù |
| [03:33.24] | duì bù qǐ |
| [03:35.51] | Look at you two bonding. nǐ men kě zhēn liáo de lái |
| [03:37.91] | Making us late for the airport. qù jī chǎng dōu kuài lái bù jí le |
| [03:40.38] | Are you all right? nǐ méi shì ba? |
| [03:41.58] | It' s just us getting along is difficult for him... tā méi shì tā bù xǐ huān wǒ men chù de lái |
| [03:45.19] | ... because he doesn' t like me. yīn wèi tā bù xǐ huān wǒ |
| [03:48.09] | Come on. That' s.... bài tuō, wǒ |
| [03:49.86] | It' s true. méi cuò |
| [04:00.70] | How did we lose? méi rén duì dǎ yě huì shū? |
| [04:05.97] | Do we have a baby name yet? míng zì xiǎng hǎo le ma? |
| [04:07.98] | No. It' s so hard! hái méi, hǎo nán ō |
| [04:10.58] | I went through this book and found nothing. fān zhè běn shū yě mò shōu huò |
| [04:13.08] | I want a name that' s really strong and confident. wǒ xiǎng qǔ gè yǒng měng yǒu zì xìn |
| [04:16.82] | You know? Like... Exxon! lì rú ài kè shuǎng |
| [04:20.99] | It certainly worked for that Valdez kid. hěn shì hé a lā sī jiā xiǎo hái |
| [04:25.03] | You want a strong name? How about The Hulk? nǐ yào yǒng měng de míng zì? lǜ jù rén rú hé? |
| [04:29.96] | I' m not sure about Hulk, but I like a name starting with " The". lǜ jù rén bù tài hǎo bù guò wǒ xǐ huān shén me" rén" de |
| [04:36.00] | You want a good name, go with Joey. xiǎng qǔ hǎo míng zì? jiù qǔ qiáo yī |
| [04:38.47] | Joey' s your pal, your buddy. qiáo yī shì hǎo péng you, hǎo xiōng dì |
| [04:40.71] | Where is everybody? They' re hanging out with Joey! rén dōu zài nǎ lǐ? dōu gēn qiáo yī zài yì qǐ |
| [04:44.55] | If you' re going to name him Joey, you should name him Chandler. yào qǔ qiáo yī, hái bù rú qǔ qián dé |
| [04:49.35] | Chandler' s funny, sophisticated, and very lovable... qián dé fēng qù shì gù, yī dàn liǎo jiě tā |
| [04:53.02] | ... once you get to know him. jiù huì jué de tā hěn kě ài |
| [04:56.19] | Joey' s lovable too. qiáo yī yě hěn kě ài |
| [04:57.89] | But with Joey, if you need him, he' ll be there. zhòng yào de shì dāng nǐ xū yào qiáo yī tā jiù huì chū xiàn |
| [05:01.70] | Chandler will be there too. He might be a little late... qián dé yě huì chū xiàn, huò xǔ huì màn yì diǎn |
| [05:06.17] | ... but he' ll be there. And he' ll bring you cold soda... bù guò tā yí dìng huì chū xiàn tā hái huì dài bīng qì shuǐ lái |
| [05:09.20] | ... if what you need him for is that you' re really hot. rú guǒ nǐ zhǎo tā shì yīn wèi nǐ hěn rè de huà |
| [05:13.41] | What do you say? nǐ jué de ne? |
| [05:15.38] | I like the idea of naming him after someone I love. gēn xīn ài de rén tóng míng de xiǎng fǎ hěn hǎo |
| [05:20.01] | Joey and Chandler are both great names. qiáo yī hé qián dé dū shì hěn bàng de míng zì |
| [05:28.99] | All right, I don' t dàn shì wǒ bù le |
| [05:30.43] | Maybe I' ll just name him The Hulk. huò shì jiù jiào lǜ jù rén hǎo |
| [05:34.36] | I shouldn' t have mentioned it. I wanted to name my kid that. wǒ bù gāi tí de wǒ xiǎng liú gěi wǒ xiǎo hái yòng |
| [05:42.04] | If you hoped to sleep with Joshua, which one would you wear? yào shì nǐ xiǎng gēn yuē shū yà shàng chuáng huì chuān nǎ yī jiàn? |
| [05:46.87] | It creeps me out choosing other people' s sex clothes. wǒ jué de bāng bié rén tiāo xìng gǎn shuì yī hěn guài |
| [05:51.48] | I' m sorry. I' m just so excited. duì bù qǐ, wǒ tài xīng fèn le |
| [05:54.38] | I' ve been waiting for months. I got my hair colored. wǒ děng le hǎo jǐ gè yuè wǒ pǎo qù rǎn fà, |
| [05:57.59] | I got new sheets. I' m making him a very fancy meal. huàn le chuáng dān hái bāng tā zhǔ dà cān |
| [06:01.36] | What am I making him, by the way? wǒ zài zhǔ shén me? |
| [06:03.56] | A frisee salad with goat cheese and pine nuts... shí jǐn shā là, yǒu yáng lào sōng zǐ |
| [06:08.06] | ... wild rice, roasted asparagus and salmon en croute. gū mǐ fàn kǎo lú sǔn hé guī yú miàn bāo dīng |
| [06:12.30] | I thought I was making him filet mignon. wǒ bú shì yào zuò féi lì niú pái? |
| [06:15.80] | You decided to make salmon because you had some left over. běn lái shì, dàn cān tīng de guī yú yǒu shèng suǒ yǐ nǐ jué dìng zhǔ guī yú |
| [06:19.81] | Then you realized if you bitched, then you would stop cooking... rán hòu nǐ xiǎng dào yào shì nǐ bào yuàn " nǐ" jiù huì bà zhǔ |
| [06:23.24] | ... and you would have to make your famous baked potato and Diet Coke. nǐ jiù dé shàng kǎo mǎ líng shǔ jiā jiàn yí kě lè |
| [06:28.38] | I really get crabby when I cook. " wǒ" zhǔ cài shí huǒ qì zhēn dà |
| [06:31.09] | Why go through all this trouble? He' s a guy. nǐ hé bì zhè me má fán, tā shì gè nán rén |
| [06:34.12] | You' d serve the potato and he' d still want to have sex with you. nǐ shàng mǎ líng shǔ tā hái shì huì xiǎng gēn nǐ shàng chuáng |
| [06:37.29] | That is not how I operate. nà bú shì wǒ de zuò fēng |
| [06:48.87] | We' ve got to get a new game. wǒ men dé huàn yī zhǒng yóu xì |
| [06:55.11] | So Emily called last night. ài mì lì zuó wǎn dǎ diàn huà lái |
| [06:57.41] | And now you' re giving me the message? nǐ xiàn zài cái zhuǎn gào wǒ? |
| [07:03.48] | Turns out that Emily is just crazy about Susan. jié guǒ ài mì lì ài sǐ sū shān le |
| [07:08.32] | They' re going to the theater together. tā men yì qǐ qù kàn xì |
| [07:11.26] | They' re going to dinner. tā men yì qǐ chī wǎn fàn |
| [07:13.69] | They' re going horseback riding! tā men yì qǐ qù qí mǎ |
| [07:16.93] | God, Susan is so fun! sū shān zhēn huì wán |
| [07:22.70] | Look, this is just a little too familiar. zhè gè qíng jié tài shú xī le yì diǎn |
| [07:25.77] | For six months before Carol and I split up... wǒ hé kǎ luó fēn shǒu qián zhěng zhěng bàn nián |
| [07:29.18] | ... all I heard was, " My friend Susan is so smart. wǒ zhěng tiān zhǐ tīng dào " wǒ péng yǒu sū shān hǎo cōng míng" |
| [07:33.51] | My friend Susan is so funny. My friend Susan is so great." " wǒ péng yǒu sū shān hǎo fēng qù" " wǒ péng yǒu sū shān hǎo bàng" |
| [07:38.62] | You think something could happen between Emily and Susan? nǐ jué de ài mì lì hé sū shān huì cā chū huǒ huā? |
| [07:42.02] | Hey, they' re going to the gym together! tā men yì qǐ shàng jiàn shēn fáng yé |
| [07:46.56] | Two women... liǎng gè nǚ rén |
| [07:48.33] | ... stretching! ... pī tuǐ lā jīn |
| [07:51.07] | They take a steam, things get playful. Didn' t you see Personal Best? tā men xǐ zhēng qì yù, kāi shǐ hù xiāng dòu nòng nǐ men méi kàn guò" dēng fēng zào jí" ma? |
| [07:55.54] | No, but I' m gonna! méi, dàn wǒ yí dìng yào kàn |
| [07:59.81] | Hi! You' re crazy. xiān shēng, nǐ fēng le |
| [08:03.21] | Emily is straight. ài mì lì shì yì xìng liàn |
| [08:05.25] | How do you know? We thought Carol was straight. nǐ zěn me zhī dào? wǒ men yuán xiān yě yǐ wéi kǎ luó shì yì xìng liàn |
| [08:09.82] | Yeah, definitely. I don' t like the name Ross. wǒ kěn dìng bù xǐ huān luó sī zhè gè míng zì |
| [08:16.22] | What a weird way to kick me when I' m down! nǐ luò jǐng xià shí de fāng shì hái zhēn guài |
| [08:19.53] | No, I meant for the baby. wǒ shì shuō bǎo bǎo de míng zì |
| [08:25.00] | What' s wrong with Ross? luó sī yǒu shén me bù hǎo? |
| [08:27.57] | Something like this would never happen to The Hulk, you know. lǜ jù rén jiù bú huì yù shàng zhè zhǒng shì |
| [08:33.91] | That' s not true. shuí shuō de |
| [08:35.58] | In The Incredible Hulk, number 72, Dr. Bruce Banner found.... " lǜ jù rén" dì 72 jí lǐ bù lǔ sī bān nà bó shì fā xiàn |
| [08:41.85] | You know.... |
| [08:43.05] | Never mind. My girlfriend' s a lesbian. bù zhòng yào, wǒ nǚ péng yǒu shì tóng xìng liàn |
| [08:48.22] | I' m definitely going to go with either Joey or Chandler. wǒ jué dìng bú shì qiáo yī jiù shì qián dé |
| [08:53.19] | You gotta pick Joey! nǐ yí dìng yào xuǎn qiáo yī |
| [08:55.26] | Name one famous person named Chandler. yǒu něi gè míng rén jiào qián dé? |
| [08:58.20] | Raymond Chandler. léi méng qián dé lēi zhù míng lěng yìng pài tuī lǐ xiǎo shuō zuò jiā |
| [08:59.40] | Someone you didn' t make up. nǐ niē zào de rén bù suàn |
| [09:02.47] | There are no famous Joeys. Except for... qiáo yī cái méi yǒu míng rén, chú le |
| [09:06.04] | ... Joey Buttafucco. qiáo yī bā tǎ fù kòu |
| [09:08.91] | Yeah, that guy really hurt us. tā dí què shì wǒ men de xīn tóu zhī tòng |
| [09:12.48] | How about a compromise then? What if it' s... jiā qǐ lái chú yǐ èr rú hé? lì rú |
| [09:15.92] | ... Channoey? qián dào yī? |
| [09:18.15] | Joey? Think about it. He' ll never be President. qiáo yī? nǐ xiǎng ma tā jué duì dāng bù shàng zǒng tǒng |
| [09:21.76] | There will never be a President Joey. jué duì bú huì chū xiàn qiáo yī zǒng tǒng |
| [09:24.96] | I didn' t want to bring this up. tīng zhe, wǒ běn lái bù xiǎng tí de |
| [09:27.26] | Chandler is the stupidest name I' ve heard in my life! dàn qián dé shì wǒ tīng guò zuì chǔn de míng zì |
| [09:31.50] | It' s not a name! It' s barely even a word. tā gēn běn bú shì míng zì lián gè cí dōu bú shì |
| [09:34.60] | It' s like chandelier but it' s not! tā yǒu diǎn jiē jìn qián bāo, dàn yòu bú shì |
| [09:39.01] | Then, you put it together with Bing and forget about it. zài pèi shàng" bīn" jiù gèng bié tí le |
| [09:42.64] | It' s a stupid, stupid, nonname! tā shì gè chǔn dào bào de fēi míng zì |
| [09:50.82] | You' re right. I have a horrible, horrible name. tiān na nǐ shuō de duì, wǒ de míng zì làn tòu le |
| [09:57.89] | I' m sorry, man. I' m sorry. duì bù qǐ, wǒ bú shì duì bù qǐ |
| [10:02.00] | So I guess it' s Joey then. suǒ yǐ jiù shì qiáo yī luó |
| [10:12.41] | This is so nice. Thank you for doing this. zhēn hǎo, xiè xiè nǐ zhè me fèi xīn |
| [10:15.71] | Please! Cooking soothes me. bié kè qi, pēng rèn néng shū huǎn wǒ de xīn |
| [10:23.12] | So dig in! chī ba hǎo |
| [10:25.39] | It all looks so good. kàn qǐ lái dōu hǎo hǎo chī |
| [10:31.43] | Oh, my God. tiān na |
| [10:32.63] | I know. My God, this rice is so wǒ zhī dào, tiān na, zhè gè fàn hǎo |
| [10:35.40] | I am so good! wǒ de shǒu yì zhēn hǎo |
| [10:38.03] | Behind you. nǐ hòu miàn |
| [10:40.53] | They used to live here, and sometimes they migrate back over. méi shì, tā men yǐ qián zhù zhè lǐ yǒu shí huì qiān xǐ huí lái |
| [10:45.81] | Is there some way that they could not be here? néng bù néng ràng tā men bú yào zài zhè lǐ |
| [10:49.78] | Farm birds really kind of freak me out! wǒ zuì pà jiā qín le |
| [10:53.78] | hǎo |
| [10:57.15] | Here we go. chū qù |
| [11:02.66] | There you go! chū qù |
| [11:13.67] | Hey! How' d you do that? nǐ men zěn me huì qiāo mén? jìn lái |
| [11:19.77] | All gone. dōu zǒu le |
| [11:21.64] | So, farm birds, huh? jiā qín shì ba? |
| [11:23.61] | It' s my only weird thing, I swear. wǒ zhǐ yǒu zhè gè guài pǐ, wǒ fā shì |
| [11:26.58] | I would have told you. I didn' t know that they' d be here. wǒ bù zhī dào huì yǒu jī yā fǒu zé wǒ huì gào sù nǐ |
| [11:38.19] | Can I serve you a little yào bú yào lái diǎn |
| [11:40.83] | What? zěn me le? |
| [11:42.33] | Nothing. méi shì |
| [11:43.53] | It' s just that I know that they' re still out there. zhǐ shì wǒ zhī dào tā men hái zài |
| [11:48.47] | They' re across the hall. That' s two doors away. tā men zài duì mén, gé zhe liǎng dào qiáng |
| [11:51.77] | It' ll take them a long time to peck their way back over here. tā men dé zhuó hěn jiǔ cái néng bǎ qiáng zhuó chuān |
| [11:57.31] | That' s not funny. yì diǎn yě bù hǎo xiào |
| [12:02.72] | Would you feel better if we went someplace else? nà yào bú yào huàn gè dì fāng? |
| [12:06.35] | We could pack this stuff up and go to your apartment. wǒ men kě yǐ bǎ dōng xī dá bāo qù nǐ jiā |
| [12:10.46] | They' re working on it. It' s a mess. wǒ jiā zhèng zài zhuāng xiū, yī tuán hùn luàn |
| [12:12.73] | I' m staying at my parents' house. We could go there. bù guò wǒ men kě yǐ qù wǒ fù mǔ jiā |
| [12:16.80] | They' re out of town. nǐ fù mǔ jiā? duì, tā men chū guó le |
| [12:19.53] | It' s a huge place, and it' s got this gorgeous view. nà lǐ dì fāng hěn dà, shì yě hěn bàng |
| [12:23.37] | It' d be very romantic. huì hěn làng màn |
| [12:25.57] | What do you say? Yeah, that works. rú hé? hǎo a |
| [12:31.48] | They can smell the fear. tā men wén de chū kǒng jù |
| [12:37.38] | How' s Ben? bān hǎo ma? |
| [12:39.72] | I asked if he wanted to eat. He said no. wǒ wèn tā yào bú yào chī dōng xī tā shuō bú yào |
| [12:42.16] | I asked if he wanted to sleep. He said no. wǒ wèn tā yào bú yào shuì jiào, tā shuō bú yào |
| [12:44.76] | I asked what he wanted to do. He said no. wǒ wèn tā xiǎng zuò shí mǒ, tā shuō bú yào |
| [12:47.76] | So he' s sweeping. suǒ yǐ tā zài sǎo dì |
| [12:54.90] | Any word from Susan? yǒu sū shān de xiāo xī ma? |
| [12:56.50] | She said she' s having so much fun with Emily. tā shuō tā gēn ài mì lì wán de hěn kāi xīn |
| [13:03.04] | By the by, did it ever occur to you that... duì le, nǐ yǒu méi yǒu xiǎng guò |
| [13:06.85] | ... maybe they might be having a little too much fun? tā men huò xǔ tài kāi xīn le yì diǎn? |
| [13:11.09] | What' s too much fun? shén me jiào tài kāi xīn? |
| [13:12.59] | The kind of fun you and Susan had when we were married. wǒ men jié hūn shí nǐ hé sū shān de nà zhǒng kāi xīn |
| [13:17.36] | Oh, my God! You are so paranoid. tiān na, nǐ zhēn huì luàn xiǎng |
| [13:19.73] | Am l? shì ma? |
| [13:21.50] | Am l? shì ma? |
| [13:23.53] | Susan is in a loving, committed relationship. ài mì lì wǒ bù zhī dào dàn sū shān hé wǒ de guān xì hěn wěn dìng |
| [13:27.80] | Carol, so were we. kǎ luó, wǒ men yě shì |
| [13:30.77] | Just imagine for a moment... nǐ jiù xiǎng xiàng yī xià |
| [13:33.87] | ... that Susan meets someone, and they hit it off. sū shān rèn shi le bié rén tā men yī pāi jí hé |
| [13:37.65] | They' re coming back from the theater, and they stop at a pub for drinks. tā men cóng jù yuàn huí lái qù jiǔ bā hē gè xiǎo jiǔ |
| [13:42.35] | They' re laughing. yǒu shuō yǒu xiào |
| [13:44.85] | Someone innocently touches someone else. yǒu rén bù jīng yì de pèng le lìng yí ge rén |
| [13:48.16] | There' s electricity. yǒu huǒ huā |
| [13:49.76] | It' s new. It' s exciting. gǎn jué hěn xīn xiān, hěn cì jī |
| [13:51.83] | Are you saying there isn' t the slightest possibility... nǐ gǎn shuō wán quán méi yǒu kě néng... |
| [13:55.63] | ... of something happening? ... chū shì? |
| [13:59.00] | Maybe. Oh, my God! huò xǔ yǒu tiān na! |
| [14:00.63] | I didn' t really believe it until you just said it! tīng nǐ yī shuō wǒ cái zhēn de xìn le |
| [14:08.38] | None of the other kids believed me, but I swear that duck pushed me. bié de xiǎo péng yǒu dōu bù xìn dàn nà zhǐ yā zǐ zhēn de tuī wǒ |
| [14:14.98] | This place is fabulous! zhè lǐ zhēn háo huá |
| [14:17.05] | This is the downstairs living room. wǒ dài nǐ cān guān, zhè shì lóu xià de kè tīng |
| [14:20.12] | There' s two living rooms? yǒu liǎng gè kè tīng? |
| [14:22.06] | Growing up here, this place must have been a real babe magnet. nǐ yí dìng kào zhè lǐ bǎ dào hěn duō měi méi |
| [14:26.89] | It would have been, but my parents just moved here. yīng gāi huì, dàn wǒ fù mǔ gāng bān lái |
| [14:30.63] | You should know this place is a real babe magnet. nǐ kě yǐ kào zhè lǐ bǎ dào hěn duō měi méi |
| [14:34.34] | Want to make out? yào qīn rè ma? |
| [14:38.14] | Why don' t I put the food in the fridge... zhè yàng ba, wǒ qù bǎ chī de bīng qǐ lái |
| [14:42.34] | ... and we can eat it later? wǒ men dāi huì zài chī |
| [14:45.01] | That sounds like a plan. tīng qǐ lái bù cuò |
| [14:47.21] | Is there a place that I could go freshen up? nǎ lǐ kě yǐ ràng wǒ shū xǐ yī xià? |
| [14:50.35] | Just down the hall and second door to your left. yǒu, zhí zǒu zuǒ biān dì èr gè mén |
| [14:58.06] | Hi, darling. What are you doing here? ér zi nǐ men zěn me huí lái le? |
| [15:01.20] | We cut the trip short. France sucks! wǒ men tí qián jié shù xíng chéng fǎ guó làn tòu le |
| [15:06.33] | This may be a little weird, but I' ve got a date here. qíng kuàng yǒu diǎn tè shū, wǒ dài le rén huí lái |
| [15:10.17] | Say no more. liǎo jiě |
| [15:11.41] | We' ll grab some food, go upstairs and be out of your hair. wǒ men ná le chī de jiù shàng lóu bù fáng ài nǐ |
| [15:15.11] | That' d be great. So you didn' t get to ltaly? nà jiù hǎo, suǒ yǐ nǐ men méi qù yì dà lì |
| [15:17.91] | Yep. Sucks! méi yǒu, làn |
| [15:43.37] | Hi, you! nǐ lái le |
| [15:46.44] | Oh, my God! tiān na |
| [15:48.64] | I know. I can do more than cook. wǒ zhī dào, wǒ bù zhǐ huì zuò cài |
| [15:58.82] | I like her. She seems smart. wǒ xǐ huān tā, tā sì hū hěn cōng míng |
| [16:04.86] | Rachel, my parents. ruì qiū, wǒ bà mā |
| [16:07.46] | So nice to meet you. hěn gāo xìng rèn shi nǐ men |
| [16:12.30] | Joshua, that 500 was for groceries. yuē shū yà nà 5 bǎi yuán shì gěi nǐ mǎi rì yòng pǐn de |
| [16:18.71] | What, this? Oh, no. That' s not what it is. shén me? zhè bù, nǐ men wù huì le |
| [16:23.78] | Okay, I work in fashion. wǒ zài shí zhuāng jiè gōng zuò |
| [16:26.28] | And this is a real dress, actually. zhè shì zhèng shì de yáng zhuāng |
| [16:30.55] | They' re wearing it in Milan. mǐ lán zhèng zài liú xíng |
| [16:33.12] | Part of my job is to wear the clothes and see how people respond. wǒ yě bì xū shì chuān yī fu guān chá yì bān rén de fǎn yìng |
| [16:37.46] | Then I report back to my superiors at Bloomingdale' s. rán hòu huí bào gěi bù lǔ míng dài ěr de shàng sī |
| [16:42.63] | Obviously, in this case... zhè cì... |
| [16:45.47] | ... I am going to report back: ... wǒ xiǎn rán dé huí bào shuō |
| [16:48.24] | " U. S. A. not ready." " měi guó, shàng xián dà dǎn" |
| [16:52.14] | Maybe in L. A. luò shān jī huò xǔ kě yǐ |
| [16:54.34] | There you go! yě duì yǒu dào li |
| [16:55.61] | Have you kids eaten yet? nǐ men chī guò fàn le ma? |
| [16:57.64] | We were going to do that after. I mean, next. wǒ men xiǎng děng shì hòu bú shì zhèng yào chī |
| [17:02.58] | Why don' t we all get something to eat? wǒ men è sǐ le dà jiā yì qǐ chū qù chī ba |
| [17:08.59] | No use wasting this baby just lying around the house. yě hǎo chuān zhe tā wō zài jiā lǐ tài kě xī le |
| [17:14.46] | So we' ll go eat. suǒ yǐ wǒ men qù chī fàn |
| [17:16.26] | You' ll wear that. nǐ jiù chuān nà yàng |
| [17:18.37] | We' ll be eating and, of course, you' ll be wearing that. nǐ jiù chuān nà yàng chī fàn |
| [17:24.17] | I am sorry about what I said. wǒ wèi wǒ shuō de huà dào qiàn |
| [17:26.54] | Nope, you' re right. It is a ridiculous name! bù, nǐ shuō de duì zhè gè míng zì tài kě xiào le |
| [17:30.44] | It' s not bad. yě méi nà me zāo |
| [17:31.65] | Yes, it is! dāng rán yǒu |
| [17:33.98] | From now on, I have no first name. cóng cǐ yǐ hòu, wǒ méi yǒu míng zì |
| [17:38.89] | You' re just Bing? nǐ jiù jiào bīn? |
| [17:42.99] | I have no name. wǒ wú míng wú xìng |
| [17:45.66] | So what are we supposed to call you? nà wǒ men yào jiào nǐ shén me? |
| [17:48.46] | Okay, for now, temporarily, you can call me... hǎo, nǐ men jiù zàn shí jiào wǒ |
| [17:52.47] | ... Clint. kè lín |
| [17:55.07] | No way are you cool enough to pull off " Clint." nǐ cái bù gòu kù |
| [17:58.41] | What name am l cool enough to pull off? nà wǒ kě yǐ jiào shén me? |
| [18:01.68] | Gene. jīn |
| [18:05.68] | It' s Clint. kè lín |
| [18:06.91] | It' s Clint! jiù shì kè lín |
| [18:09.45] | Bye, Gene. jīn, zài jiàn |
| [18:12.59] | It' s Clint! shì kè lín, kè lín |
| [18:18.29] | What' s up with Gene? jīn yǒu shén me bù hǎo? |
| [18:24.06] | You wore your nightie to dinner? nǐ chuān nǐ de shuì yī qù chī fàn? méi cuò |
| [18:26.63] | The best part was when the waiter spilled water down my back. zuì jīng cǎi de shì wǒ bèi hòu bèi fú wù shēng pō dào shuǐ shí |
| [18:30.60] | I jumped up and my boob popped out. wǒ yī tiào, mī mī dàn le chū lái |
| [18:35.14] | It' s all right. I got nice boobs. méi guān xì, wǒ de xiōng xíng hěn piào liàng |
| [18:40.41] | I just picked up a message from Emily. wǒ gāng shōu dào ài mì lì de liú yán |
| [18:42.92] | She and Susan are going to a poetry reading together. tā hé sū shān yào yì qǐ qù dú shī huì |
| [18:46.25] | So? So? suǒ yǐ ne? suǒ yǐ ne? |
| [18:48.59] | Poetry? shī yé? |
| [18:50.62] | Susan' s gay. sū shān shì tóng zhì |
| [18:52.96] | They' re being gay together! tā men yǒu zhì yī tóng |
| [18:56.23] | Emily' s straight. ài mì lì shì yì xìng liàn |
| [18:57.43] | Oh, wake up! nǐ xǐng xǐng ba |
| [19:02.57] | Carol really messed you up. kǎ luó zhēn de bǎ nǐ hài cǎn le |
| [19:05.24] | Excuse me? nǐ shuō shí mǒ? |
| [19:06.74] | She turned you into this untrusting, crazy, jealous... tā hài nǐ biàn chéng bù xìn rèn bié rén fēng fēng diān diān ài chī cù de... |
| [19:10.98] | ... sycophant! ... chán chén |
| [19:15.72] | So I don' t know what " sycophant" means, but the rest is right. wǒ bù zhī dào chán chén shì shén me dàn qí tā dōu méi shuō cuò |
| [19:20.49] | What are you talking about? I am not a crazy, jealous person. wǒ nǎ yǒu fēng fēng diān diān ài chī cù |
| [19:27.83] | She' s right. tā shuō de méi cuò |
| [19:29.40] | When we were together, you got upset about Mark, and there was nothing. yǐ qián nǐ lǎo ài chī mǎ kè de cù qí shí gēn běn méi shì |
| [19:33.47] | This makes sense. tài yǒu dào li le cái guài |
| [19:34.90] | It does not! dāng rán yǒu dào li |
| [19:36.67] | In high school, you weren' t jealous at all... gāo zhōng shí nǐ cóng lái méi chī guò cù... |
| [19:39.47] | ... even though all your girlfriends cheated on you. ... jí shǐ nǐ měi gè nǚ yǒu dōu bù zhōng |
| [19:44.01] | So up until ' 92,' 93, he was very trusting. yī zhí dào 92 93 nián tā dōu hěn xìn rèn bié rén |
| [19:47.45] | Then ' 94 hit, Carol left him, and bam! Paranoid City! rán hòu 94 nián lái lín, kǎ luó lí kāi tā pēng! niǔ yuē guǐ yǐng chuáng chuáng |
| [19:52.59] | Absolutely! jiù shì zhè yàng |
| [19:54.15] | This is so fun! hǎo hǎo wán ō |
| [19:56.09] | This is not fun! yì diǎn yě bù hǎo wán |
| [19:59.79] | All we' re trying to say is... wǒ men zhǐ xiǎng shuō... |
| [20:02.53] | ... don' t let what happened with Carol ruin what you' ve got with Emily. ... bié ràng nǐ hé kǎ luó de shì pò huài nǐ hé ài mì lì de gǎn qíng |
| [20:08.47] | The ' 92 Ross wouldn' t. 92 nián de luó sī jiù bú huì |
| [20:15.84] | I still think I was right about that Mark thing. wǒ hái shì jué de mǎ kè yí dìng yǒu wèn tí |
| [20:20.51] | Well, you know what? I hope Emily is a lesbian. shén me? nǐ zhī dào ma? wǒ xī wàng ài mì lì shì tóng zhì |
| [20:29.39] | Drumroll. jī gǔ |
| [20:33.79] | All right. hǎo |
| [20:35.80] | Help! bāng gè máng |
| [20:37.23] | Am I a Mark or a John? wǒ shì mǎ kè hái shì yuē hàn? |
| [20:41.13] | You' re not tall enough to be a Mark. nǐ dāng mǎ kè bù gòu gāo |
| [20:44.47] | But you might make a good Barney. nǐ huò xǔ kě yǐ dāng gè hǎo bā ní |
| [20:48.68] | Look, I am serious. wǒ shì rèn zhēn de |
| [20:50.21] | Tomorrow at 3: 30, I' m going to the courthouse. míng tiān 3 diǎn bàn wǒ jiù yào shàng fǎ yuàn |
| [20:52.75] | You' re going through with this? nǐ zhēn de yào gǎi míng? |
| [20:54.55] | This name has held me back my entire life. zhè gè míng zì tuō lěi le wǒ yī bèi zi |
| [20:57.32] | It' s why kids picked on me and why I never do well with women. hài wǒ bèi qí tā xiǎo péng yǒu zhǎo chá nǚ rén yùn hěn chà |
| [21:01.42] | So tomorrow, I' ll either be Mark Johnson or John Markson. míng tiān 4 diǎn qǐ wǒ bú shì mǎ kè yuē hàn sēn jiù shì yuē hàn mǎ kè sēn |
| [21:06.76] | You' ve got problems because of you, not your name! nǐ de wèn tí zài yú nǐ, yǔ míng zì wú guān |
| [21:12.00] | This has got to stop! Chandler is a great name. bié zài nào le, qián dé zhè gè míng zì hěn bàng |
| [21:15.87] | In fact.... shì shí shàng hǎo |
| [21:20.24] | I' m sorry, I know you wanted me to name the baby Joey. duì bù qǐ wǒ zhī dào nǐ xī wàng bǎo bǎo jiào qiáo yī |
| [21:24.38] | I' m going to name the baby Chandler. dàn wǒ yào wǒ yào ràng tā jiào qián dé |
| [21:30.88] | Really? zhēn de? |
| [21:32.09] | But you have to keep the name too. duì, dàn nǐ yě de bǎo liú zhè gè míng zì |
| [21:34.45] | Okay, thanks! hǎo, xiè le |
| [21:36.79] | You want to hug it out? yào bú yào bào yī xià? hǎo |
| [21:42.13] | I' m going to go tell Frank and Alice right now! wǒ xiàn zài jiù qù gào sù fǎ lán kè tā men |
| [21:46.77] | Bye, Pheebs! fēi bǐ zài jiàn |
| [22:09.39] | Nice luggage. I was going to say. hěn bàng de xíng lǐ xiāng wǒ zhèng yào shuō |
| [22:17.50] | I missed you too. wǒ hǎo xiǎng nǐ wǒ yě shì |
| [22:19.57] | Thanks, I had a great time. So did l. xiè xiè nǐ, wǒ wán de hěn kāi xīn wǒ yě shì |
| [22:25.04] | No tongue. bú shì shé wěn |
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