| [00:03.37] | -Hey, everybody. Happy Thanksgiving. -No, no, no. -大家好，感恩节快乐 -不 |
| [00:07.14] | Are we keeping Thanksgiving a secret this year? 不能让大家知道 今年有感恩节吗？ |
| [00:10.64] | We're playing a game I learned. 我们正在玩一个游戏 |
| [00:12.51] | You have to name all the states in six minutes. 你得在六分钟内 写出美国各州州名 |
| [00:15.28] | What? That's like insanely easy. 什么？那太容易了 |
| [00:18.08] | It's harder than it sounds. You always forget one. 事实上这个游戏很难 你总是会漏掉一个 |
| [00:20.92] | Or in some cases, 14. 某些人会漏掉十四个 |
| [00:25.29] | It's stupid and I wasn't playing with people, so technically, I didn't lose. 这太蠢了，我没有跟任何人玩 所以技术上来说我没输 |
| [00:30.09] | You forgot 14 states? 你忘了十四州的州名？ |
| [00:32.26] | Nobody cares about the Dakotas! 没有人在乎南北达科他州 |
| [00:35.93] | Okay, time's up. 好了，时间到 |
| [00:37.67] | All right, I got 48. 好了，我写出四十八州 |
| [00:39.23] | That's not bad. Phoebe? 还不错，菲比 |
| [00:40.94] | I got tired of naming states, so I listed the types of celery. 我厌倦了写州名 所以决定写出各种芹菜的名字 |
| [00:47.01] | And I have one, regular celery. 我写了一个，普通芹菜 |
| [00:50.21] | So Rachel's got 48 and Phoebe has the lead in... 瑞秋写出四十八州 菲比在蔬菜名称方面… |
| [00:55.48] | vegetables. Joey? 称霸，乔伊呢？ |
| [00:57.65] | Say hello to the new champ of Chandler's dumb states game. 跟钱德的愚蠢州名游戏 新冠军打声招呼吧 |
| [01:01.66] | -Wow, how many you got? -Fifty-six. -哇，你写了几个？ -五十六个 |
| [01:07.40] | The One Where Chandler Doesn't Like Dogs 本集播出：钱德不爱狗 |
| [00:00.00] | |
| [01:46.63] | Hey, how is New England not a state? 新英格兰为什么不是一州？ |
| [01:49.40] | They have a sports team. 他们有体育代表队 |
| [01:52.17] | Does South Oregon have a sports team? 南奥勒冈有体育代表队吗？ |
| [01:56.74] | There you go. 对啦 |
| [02:00.22] | Why one extra place setting? 为什么多了一付餐具？ |
| [02:02.52] | You invited your assistant. 你邀了你的助理过来 |
| [02:04.19] | Oh, right, sorry. Tag's not coming. 对了，抱歉，泰格不来了 |
| [02:07.09] | His girlfriend came into town, so he's with her. 他女朋友来了 所以他得去陪她 |
| [02:10.16] | Why didn't you tell me? 你为什么没有告诉我？ |
| [02:11.39] | I made him his own sweet potato stuffed pumpkin. 我帮他做了专属的 甜马铃薯酿南瓜 |
| [02:15.76] | I was going to, but then I figured... 我本来想说，但我想… |
| [02:18.20] | your food is so delicious and perfect... 你做的菜既好吃 又好看… |
| [02:21.70] | you can never have too many of those pumpkin things. 我想多吃一点 你做的南瓜 |
| [02:25.71] | You'd think I wouldn't enjoy that since it's so fake, but I still do. 你以为你说得太假，我会不相信 但我还是觉得很高兴 |
| [02:32.11] | Regular celery! 普通芹菜 |
| [02:33.48] | I already have that. 我已经写了 |
| [02:37.95] | Done... 好了… |
| [02:39.22] | with time to spare. 时间还剩下很多 |
| [02:41.46] | -This may be a new world's record. -I hate to lecture you guys... -这可能是新世界记录 -我讨厌对你们说教… |
| [02:46.39] | but it's disgraceful that a group of well-educated adults... 但这真的是太丢脸了 一群受过良好教育的成年人… |
| [02:50.27] | and Joey can't name all the states. 跟乔伊，无法写出全部的州名 |
| [02:55.14] | You ever see a map or one of those round colorful things called a globe? 你们看过地图，或是圆圆而且色彩鲜艳 叫做“地球仪”的东西吗？ |
| [03:00.91] | Magellan? You got 46 states. 麦哲伦先生？你只答对了四十六州 |
| [03:04.98] | -What? That's impossible. -Forty-six. -什么？那是不可能的 -四十六州 |
| [03:08.92] | Well, who's well-educated now, Mr. I-Forgot-Ten-States? 那个受过良好教育 写不出剩下十州州名的人是谁？ |
| [03:14.36] | I'm going to go turn on Joey's oven. 我要借用乔伊的烤箱 |
| [03:16.59] | Please, watch him. Do not let Joey eat any of the food. 拜托看好他 别让乔伊偷吃东西 |
| [03:19.79] | I am only one man. 我只有一个人 |
| [03:23.73] | -Okay, time is up. -Now, just give me another minute. -好了，时间到 -再给我一分钟 |
| [03:26.47] | If you don't know them by now, you never will, okay? 如果现在想不出来 你永远都想不出来，好吗？ |
| [03:29.84] | That is the beauty of this game. It makes you want to kill yourself. 那就是这个游戏好玩的地方 它会让你想要杀了自己 |
| [03:34.31] | This is crazy. I can do this. 这太疯狂了，我一定答得出来 |
| [03:36.64] | All right, I bet I can get all 50 before dinner. 好吧，我敢说我能在 吃晚餐前写出五十州的州名 |
| [03:40.28] | Okay, but if you can't, no dinner. 好吧，但你写不出来就不能吃晚餐 |
| [03:42.75] | You're on. 就这么说定了 |
| [03:44.35] | Don't look at my list, because there's a lot on there that you don't have. 别偷看我写的答案 里面有很多你写不出来的州名 |
| [03:50.83] | Did you know your oven doesn't work? 你知道你的烤箱坏了吗？ |
| [03:53.03] | The drawer full of takeout menus is okay, right? 装满外送菜单的抽屉 没坏吧？ |
| [03:57.07] | Ross, I'm gonna use yours. 罗斯，我要借用你的烤箱 |
| [04:00.80] | Chandler, give me a hand. 钱德，快来帮我 |
| [04:02.30] | Joey, do not let Ross look at maps or the globe in your apartment. 乔伊，别让罗斯偷看地图 或你家的地球仪 |
| [04:07.71] | Don't worry. It's not a globe of the United States. 别担心，那又不是美国的地球仪 |
| [04:18.39] | I'm gonna go out and take a walk. 我要去散个步 |
| [04:21.29] | Phoebe, why is your bag moving? 菲比，你的包包为什么在动？ |
| [04:23.73] | -Oh, it's not. -Seriously, it's moving. -才没有 -它真的在动 |
| [04:26.53] | -What the hell's in there? -It's just my knitting. That's all. -里面装了什么东西？ -只是我的棒针而已 |
| [04:35.80] | Yes, I knit this. 对，我织了这个 |
| [04:39.44] | I'm very good. 我真的很厉害 |
| [04:45.85] | Ross' apartment is nice. Why don't we hang out here? 罗斯的公寓很漂亮 为什么我们从不来这里混？ |
| [04:49.12] | Maybe because it smells weird. 或许是因为它有个怪味道 |
| [04:51.12] | It's like old pumpkins or something. 有点像是放了很久的南瓜味 |
| [04:53.86] | -That's my pie. -Which smells delicious. -那是我的派 -这个味道好香 |
| [04:57.46] | -Uh-oh. Uh-oh. -What? -喔喔 -怎么了？ |
| [04:59.59] | We left Joey alone with the food. 我们让乔伊跟食物独处 |
| [05:02.60] | Yep, yep, I knew it. 没错，我就知道 |
| [05:04.27] | There he is... 他在… |
| [05:06.07] | feeding stuffing to a dog! 拿馅料喂小狗吃 |
| [05:14.91] | Hi, Geller-Bing residence. How can I help? 你好，这里是盖勒及宾的家 有什么事吗？ |
| [05:18.48] | Why is a dog in our apartment? 为什么我们家会有狗？ |
| [05:20.75] | I'm sorry, who's this? 对不起，你是谁？ |
| [05:23.75] | There's a dog sitting on my couch. 有只狗坐在我的沙发上 |
| [05:25.95] | Tell her I'm allergic, and I will sue! 告诉她我对狗过敏，我会告她 |
| [05:31.59] | -There's no dog here. -There is! -这里没有狗 -不，真的有 |
| [05:33.90] | He's black and white and shaggy. 他是黑白相间，而且毛很长 |
| [05:36.23] | He's sitting next to Rachel and licking her hand. 他就坐在瑞秋旁边 正在舔她的手 |
| [05:38.80] | Oh, my God! Where are you? 我的天啊，你在哪里？ |
| [05:43.17] | I'll be right there. 我马上回去 |
| [05:46.17] | They're here already? How are they doing this?! 他们已经回来了？ 他们怎么办到的？ |
| [05:54.78] | Hi, Tag. What are you doing here? 嗨，泰格 你来这里做什么？ |
| [05:57.25] | I wanted to see if your offer was still good. 我想知道你的邀请 是不是还有效 |
| [06:00.66] | Well, sure. Come in. 当然，快进来 |
| [06:03.46] | Well, what happened to your girlfriend? 你女朋友呢？ |
| [06:05.79] | We kind of broke up this morning. 今天早上我们分手了 |
| [06:08.20] | -Oh, I'm sorry. -Yeah, so she went back to Ohio. -我很遗憾 -所以她回俄亥俄州去了 |
| [06:11.83] | Ohio, thank you. 俄亥俄州，谢谢你 |
| [06:19.21] | Where's the dog? 狗在哪里？ |
| [06:20.84] | What dog? There's no dog here. 什么狗？这里没有狗 |
| [06:23.28] | Yeah, that dog left. 那只狗离开了 |
| [06:29.05] | Phoebe. Phoebe, open up. 菲比，快开门 |
| [06:30.99] | There's no dog in here. 房间里没有狗 |
| [06:34.72] | Phoebe, we can hear the dog barking. 菲比，我们听到了狗叫声 |
| [06:37.19] | No, that's just me coughing. 不，那只是我的咳嗽声 |
| [06:44.80] | Oh, good. There you are. 很好，你们回来了 |
| [06:46.57] | Listen, I have a dog in my room. 听着，我房间里有只狗 |
| [06:50.30] | What is it doing here? 他在这里做什么？ |
| [06:51.94] | I'm watching it for friends who left town. 我帮我朋友照顾他 他们有事出城去了 |
| [06:54.51] | Wait. 等一下 |
| [06:57.08] | Hello, my name is Klunkers. 嗨，我是克朗克 |
| [07:00.65] | May I please stay with you nice people? 我可以跟你们这些大好人 住在一起吗？ |
| [07:04.65] | I wish he could stay, but Chandler's allergic. 我也希望能留他住下来 但钱德对狗过敏 |
| [07:07.76] | Extremely allergic, okay? 我对狗严重过敏，好吗？ |
| [07:09.82] | If I'm anywhere near a dog for more than five minutes... 只要我一靠近狗 超过五分钟… |
| [07:13.23] | my throat will just close up. 我的喉咙就会紧缩 |
| [07:16.03] | That's odd. This dog's been living here for the past three days. 真是奇怪 这只狗在这里住了三天 |
| [07:25.67] | Really? 真的吗？ |
| [07:28.51] | If he's been here that long... 如果他在这里住了那么久… |
| [07:30.24] | without a reaction, maybe you're not allergic to it. 你一点反应都没有 或许你对他不会过敏 |
| [07:33.78] | It still has to go, right? 他还是得离开，好吗？ |
| [07:35.58] | Why? 为什么？ |
| [07:37.85] | -Okay, it's.. -Don't do it! -好吧，我… -别那么做 |
| [07:42.79] | -Don't do what? -I have to. -别做什么？ -我非说不可 |
| [07:44.93] | Okay? It's time. 好吗？是说出来的时候了 |
| [07:51.73] | Okay, I hate dogs. 好吧，我讨厌狗 |
| [07:53.23] | -What?! -That's crazy? Why? -什么？ -那太疯狂了，为什么？ |
| [07:56.87] | Told you. 我早跟你说过了 |
| [08:03.11] | They are needy... 他们很黏人… |
| [08:04.71] | jumpy, and you can't tell what they are thinking... 爱乱跑 你不知道他们在想什么… |
| [08:07.88] | and that scares me a little bit. 那把我吓得半死 |
| [08:10.89] | You're right. They are scary. 你说的对，他们很可怕 |
| [08:13.82] | She just ate a treat out of my hand! 他吃掉放在我手上的点心 |
| [08:18.89] | Wait. Do you not like all dogs? 等一下，你不喜欢狗？ |
| [08:21.13] | I mean, not even puppies? 连小狗都不喜欢？ |
| [08:22.73] | Is there a puppy here? 这里有小狗吗？ |
| [08:25.90] | -You don't like puppies? -Okay, you are new. -你不喜欢小狗？ -喂，你是新来的 |
| [08:32.77] | Look, Chandler, I told you. Never tell anyone about this dog thing. 听着，钱德，我跟你说过 别跟其他人说你不喜欢狗 |
| [08:37.35] | It's like Ross not liking ice cream. 这就像罗斯不喜欢冰淇淋 |
| [08:41.08] | -You don't like ice cream? -It's too cold! -你不喜欢冰淇淋？ -它太冰了 |
| [08:45.29] | It's just that dogs make me a little uncomfortable. 狗让我觉得很不舒服 |
| [08:48.56] | Hurts my teeth. 我的牙齿冰得好痛 |
| [08:51.09] | And I don't want you guys to hate me... 我不希望你们讨厌我… |
| [08:53.39] | but I don't think I can be around that dog anymore, okay? 但我不喜欢这只狗 待在我身边，好吗？ |
| [08:57.30] | So either the dog goes or I go. 不是那只狗走，就是我走 |
| [09:07.31] | Oh, my God! 我的天啊 |
| [09:13.55] | How can I not get this? 我怎么可能答不出来？ |
| [09:15.52] | I'm a college professor. I got 1450 on my SATs. 我是大学教授 SAT考了1450分 |
| [09:19.35] | Twelve fifty. 是1250分才对 |
| [09:21.86] | Damn, I forgot you were here. 该死，我忘了你在这里 |
| [09:24.66] | We're gonna take Klunkers to Ross'. 我们得把克朗克送到罗斯家 |
| [09:27.03] | We'll be back soon. 马上就回来 |
| [09:28.43] | Can I ask you a question? 在你们离开前 我能问你们一个问题吗？ |
| [09:30.97] | When a guy breaks up with his girlfriend... 如果一个男人跟女朋友分手了… |
| [09:33.53] | what is an appropriate amount of time to wait before making a move? 我得等多久才能采取行动？ |
| [09:37.81] | I'd say about a month. 我想是一个月 |
| [09:39.74] | Really? I'd say three to four. 真的吗？我觉得是三到四个月 |
| [09:41.94] | Half-hour. 半小时 |
| [09:47.21] | Interesting. 真有趣 |
| [09:49.38] | When it's your assistant, I'd say never. 但他是你的助理 我劝你别那么做 |
| [09:51.55] | All right, Rach, the big question is, does he like you? 好了，瑞秋，问题是 他喜欢你吗？ |
| [09:55.32] | Because if he doesn't like you, this is all a moo point. 如果他不喜欢你 这只是在对牛放屁 |
| [10:01.46] | A "moo" point? 对牛“放屁”？ |
| [10:05.73] | Yeah. It's like a cow's opinion. 对，牛不知道你做了什么 |
| [10:09.70] | It just doesn't matter. 那不重要 |
| [10:14.81] | It's "moo." 那是在“放屁” |
| [10:22.75] | Have I been living with him for too long, or did that make sense? 是我跟他同居太久 还是他的话真的有道理？ |
| [10:27.32] | Don't listen to Joey. 别听乔伊的 |
| [10:28.72] | Okay, would you look at him? 好吧，看看他的样子 |
| [10:30.63] | He's obviously depressed. He's away from his family. 他很沮丧 家人又不在身边 |
| [10:33.63] | What he needs right now is for you to be his friend. 现在他需要你这个朋友 |
| [10:37.77] | You're right. I'm sorry. Thank you. 你说的对，对不起 谢谢 |
| [10:40.57] | -Okay, that's what I'm going to do. -Fine, take their advice. -好吧，我会那么做的 -很好，照她们的话去做 |
| [10:44.77] | No one ever listens to me. 反正没有人会听我的话 |
| [10:46.47] | When the package is this pretty, no one cares what's inside. 只要包装好看 没有人会在乎内容 |
| [10:55.88] | -Hi. -Hi. -嘿 -嘿 |
| [10:58.35] | How you holding up? 你还好吧？ |
| [11:00.35] | Not bad. 还可以 |
| [11:02.02] | -I'm sorry about your girlfriend. -Thanks. -关于你女朋友的事我很遗憾 -谢谢 |
| [11:05.56] | -Were you guys together a long time? -A year, on and off. -你们在一起很久了吗？ -一年了，总是分分合合的 |
| [11:10.06] | I thought we'd end up together. I don't anymore. 我以为我们会相守一生 现在我不会那么想了 |
| [11:13.67] | -Now that she broke up with you. -Yeah. -因为她跟你分手了 -对 |
| [11:18.04] | It's weird. 这真的很奇怪 |
| [11:19.27] | I used to assume that I would meet someone and fall in love and be happy. 我以前总以为我会遇见一个人 坠入爱河，过着幸福的生活 |
| [11:23.91] | That all that was just a given. Lately, it's like, what if it's not? 好像很自然而然 最近我会想如果不是那样呢？ |
| [11:28.68] | Do you ever have that feeling? 你有那种感觉吗？ |
| [11:30.72] | No. 不 |
| [11:32.72] | Yeah. 有 |
| [11:34.76] | All the time. Constantly. It's terrifying. 我常有那种感觉 一直都有，那真的很可怕 |
| [11:37.46] | But you know, then I figure it has to work out. 但后来我想通了 一定会有那个人的 |
| [11:41.63] | Why? 为什么？ |
| [11:43.46] | Because it has to. 因为一定有的 |
| [11:46.47] | -You have all the answers, don't you? -No, no, I do. I really do. -你真的什么都知道，对吧？ -没错，我真的什么都知道 |
| [11:51.57] | -Thanks for talking to me. -Come on, what are bosses for? -谢谢你陪我聊 -别这样，这不是上司的工作吗？ |
| [11:55.44] | Hug it out. 快来抱一下吧 |
| [11:58.91] | All right, he likes you back. 好了，他也喜欢你 |
| [12:03.32] | Told you you should go for it. 我说过你该表白的 |
| [12:06.82] | What? 什么？ |
| [12:11.93] | Street noise drown any of that out? 下面的噪音有没有盖过那句话？ |
| [12:15.43] | No? See you later. 没有吗？待会见 |
| [12:16.80] | Okay. 好吧 |
| [12:23.10] | What did Joey say? I like you back? 刚刚乔伊说了什么？我也喜欢你？ |
| [12:29.81] | Joey knows that I'm very insecure about my back. 乔伊知道我对我的背没信心 |
| [12:35.02] | And you were hugging me... 刚刚你在抱我… |
| [12:38.52] | so obviously you are not repulsed by it. Yeah! 很明显地 你不讨厌它，没错 |
| [12:44.43] | -Wait, that doesn't make any sense. -No? -等一下，那根本就说不通 -是吗？ |
| [12:50.63] | All right, here's the truth. 好吧，事实是这样的 |
| [12:53.87] | Joey said what he said... 乔伊会那么说… |
| [12:58.67] | because I'm attracted to you. 因为我被你吸引 |
| [13:01.84] | Wow. 哇 |
| [13:03.14] | Yeah, I admit it. 对，我承认 |
| [13:04.95] | I have a crush on you. I know that's crazy because we work together... 我暗恋你，我知道那很疯狂 因为我们是同事… |
| [13:10.25] | and nothing could ever happen. 我们之间不该发生任何事 |
| [13:12.12] | The last thing I wanted to do was freak you out... 我一点都不想吓到你… |
| [13:14.79] | or make you feel uncomfortable. 或是让你觉得不自在 |
| [13:17.99] | Which is why it would be great if you said something right about now. 所以我认为你最好快说句话 |
| [13:23.40] | Oh, my God. Those guys are stealing my car. 我的天啊，那些家伙在偷我的车 |
| [13:26.47] | What? 什么？ |
| [13:27.77] | Right there. That's my car! 就在那边，那是我的车 |
| [13:30.37] | -Hey! -Okay, that'll take one minute. -嘿 -好了，他们得花点时间 |
| [13:32.87] | Do you have anything else to say? 你有话要跟我说吗？ |
| [13:35.71] | I can't believe it. 我不敢相信 |
| [13:37.18] | We still have time to talk, and they're not even in the car yet. 我们还有时间谈 他们还没上车 |
| [13:41.22] | Look, there they go. 你看，他们上车了 |
| [13:44.72] | Okay, Phoebe. We should probably go back now. 好了，菲比 或许我们该回去了 |
| [13:48.02] | Please, don't leave me. I'll be lonely. 求求你别离开我 我会很寂寞的 |
| [13:51.43] | Stop it. Stop. 别说了 |
| [13:53.83] | -Okay, let's go. We can be strong. -Yeah, okay. -我们走吧，我们可以很坚强的 -好吧 |
| [14:00.87] | Did you hear that? She said, "Monica." 你听到了吗？他在叫“摩妮卡” |
| [14:04.51] | I can't leave her. 我不能丢下他 |
| [14:07.34] | We could sneak the dog back and Chandler wouldn't even know. 我们可以偷偷把狗带回去 钱德不会发现的 |
| [14:10.61] | That won't work. 那是行不通的 |
| [14:11.88] | I've had that dog for three days, and Chandler had no idea. 我把小狗藏在房间里三天 钱德完全不知道 |
| [14:15.32] | He's not so smart. 他没有那么聪明 |
| [14:16.92] | Hey. I didn't know either. 嘿，我也不知道 |
| [14:19.72] | Yeah, but you kind of knew that something was going on, didn't you? 对，但是你觉得怪怪的，对吧？ |
| [14:24.56] | Yeah, I knew. 没错，我知道 |
| [14:32.17] | Where's Chandler? 钱德在哪里？ |
| [14:34.50] | -Here I am. -Wash your hands. -我在这里 -快去洗手 |
| [14:39.44] | How did you know? 你怎么知道？ |
| [14:45.15] | Hey, what's she doing back here? 他怎么又回来了？ |
| [14:47.41] | Relax, Ross. She's not made of ice cream. 别激动，罗斯 他不是冰淇淋做的 |
| [14:51.79] | Hey, look, Phoebe. I laid out the states geographically. 听着，菲比 我照位置将各州州名排好 |
| [14:55.59] | We don't have time. We have to keep Chandler away. 没时间谈这件事了 我们不能让他靠近我房间 |
| [14:59.09] | -Yeah, but, look what.. -This is what we do not have time for! -对，但是… -所以我们没有时间了 |
| [15:07.70] | -Where's Monica? -ln Phoebe's room. You can't go in. -摩妮卡在哪里？ -她在菲比房里，你不能进去 |
| [15:11.27] | Why not? 为什么？ |
| [15:15.11] | Monica's crying. 摩妮卡在哭 |
| [15:18.48] | She's very upset about this whole Klunkers thing. 关于克朗克的事 她非常难过 |
| [15:22.48] | -Well, I should go in there. -No, no. -我应该进去的 -不 |
| [15:26.15] | No, she doesn't want to see you right now. 不，现在她不想见你 |
| [15:30.66] | -Why not? -Because you sent away the dog. -为什么？ -因为你把那只狗赶走 |
| [15:34.36] | -That's ridiculous. -Oh, is it? Is it?! -那太可笑了 -是吗？ |
| [15:38.83] | Look, when Monica and I were kids, we had a dog named Rover. 听着，摩妮卡跟我小时候 我们养了一只狗叫路佛 |
| [15:44.04] | And one day, my dad decides he doesn't like dogs. 有一天我爸决定他不喜欢狗 |
| [15:48.08] | So Monica and her friend, Phyllis... 摩妮卡跟她的朋友菲丽丝… |
| [15:53.25] | take away the dog and that was the last time we ever saw him. See? 把狗送走 那是我们最后一次见到他，好吗？ |
| [15:57.18] | This is just like that... 这次也一样… |
| [16:00.22] | only with a few details changed. 只不过有些细节不一样 |
| [16:07.53] | Okay, I'm in my sweatpants. 好吧，我换了运动裤 |
| [16:09.96] | Bring on the food. 把食物端上来吧 |
| [16:15.04] | -What's the matter? -Monica's upset because of Klunkers. -怎么了？ -摩妮卡因为克朗克的事很难过 |
| [16:20.01] | So? Bring the dog back. You're a hero. 所以呢？把狗抱回来 你会成为大英雄的 |
| [16:23.08] | Yeah, I could be a hero. I could do that. 对，我可以当大英雄 我可以那么做 |
| [16:26.41] | What if it attacks me? 万一他攻击我呢？ |
| [16:29.58] | Chandler, it's like a big gerbil. 钱德，他就像只大沙鼠 |
| [16:33.99] | And that doesn't scare you? 你不害怕吗？ |
| [16:41.23] | Ross, you need some help? 罗斯，你需要帮忙吗？ |
| [16:43.40] | From you? 你要帮我忙？ |
| [16:46.07] | Yes, please. 好的，拜托你了 |
| [16:53.44] | First of all, Utah? 首先，犹他州？ |
| [16:56.14] | Dude, you can't just make stuff up. 兄弟，你不能乱编州名 |
| [17:05.02] | I hate America! 我恨美国 |
| [17:07.82] | When I finish this game, I swear I am moving. 这个游戏结束后 我发誓我要搬家 |
| [17:13.13] | -Tag still talking to the police? -Yeah. -泰格还在跟警察谈？ -对 |
| [17:16.40] | Dammit. Why did I open my mouth? 该死，我为什么要说话？ |
| [17:19.20] | "I have a crush on you. I'm attracted to you." “我暗恋你、我被你吸引” |
| [17:22.14] | I know that I freaked him out. 我知道我吓坏他了 |
| [17:24.44] | If you said it like that, you did. 如果你是那种口气，他一定吓坏了 |
| [17:29.38] | Hey, is Chandler here? 嘿，钱德在吗？ |
| [17:30.71] | No, he went for a walk. 不，他去散步了 |
| [17:33.58] | Okay, you cannot tell him, but look who's back. 好了，你们不能告诉他 但看看是谁回来了 |
| [17:38.89] | Well, no, no, no. 喔，不 |
| [17:40.49] | He went over to Ross' to bring the dog back here. 他到罗斯家去带小狗回来 |
| [17:43.16] | Oh, no, the dog's not going to be there! 不，小狗不在那里耶 |
| [17:47.90] | You think? 你这么觉得啊？ |
| [17:53.40] | Hi, honey. 嗨，甜心 |
| [17:54.90] | Please, please, please, don't be mad at me. 求求你别对我生气 |
| [17:57.94] | -What? Why would..? -Wait and see. -什么？为什么…？ -等着瞧吧 |
| [18:00.11] | Maybe we will, maybe we won't. 或许我们会，或许我们不会 |
| [18:03.54] | Okay, I went over to Ross' to bring back Klunkers for you... 我跑到罗斯家 想帮你把克朗克抱回来… |
| [18:07.25] | and I left the door open, and she must've gotten out. 我忘了关门 他一定是跑出去了 |
| [18:12.42] | And I looked everywhere, all over the apartment, including the roof. 我到处都找过，找遍 整栋公寓，包括屋顶 |
| [18:16.89] | Which, FYI, Ross, one of your neighbors, growing weed. 对了，罗斯 你邻居在屋顶上种大麻 |
| [18:22.70] | I couldn't find him... 我找不到他… |
| [18:24.33] | and I am so, so, so sorry. 我真的很抱歉 |
| [18:28.50] | But I do know where we can all go ease the pain. 但我知道 怎么样能让大家忘记痛苦 |
| [18:36.08] | We have good news. Look who's back! 我们有好消息，看看谁回来了 |
| [18:39.81] | Klunkers. Oh, my God! 克朗克，我的天啊 |
| [18:42.98] | -She came back all by herself. -It's a Thanksgiving miracle. -他是自己跑回来的 -这是感恩节奇迹 |
| [18:49.49] | It is so good to see you. 真高兴能见到你 |
| [18:52.13] | She came all the way back from Ross'. 他从罗斯家跑了回来 |
| [18:54.50] | The things she must've seen. 他一定遇到很多事 |
| [18:57.97] | She climbed up the fire escape... 他爬上消防梯… |
| [18:59.83] | and tapped on the window with her teeny paw, and we ran to let her in. 用他的小脚拍打窗户 我们跑去开窗让他进来 |
| [19:06.64] | I went too far, didn't I? 我说的太过火了，对吧？ |
| [19:09.24] | When should I have stopped? 我该在哪里就住口呢？ |
| [19:16.32] | Okay, maybe this is so hard, because there aren't 50 states. 好了，或许这个游戏很难 是因为美国没有五十州 |
| [19:23.02] | Let me tell you something. I have 49 states... 我得告诉你一件事 我写出四十九州的州名… |
| [19:26.66] | and there are no more! 那已经是全部的答案了 |
| [19:30.06] | I think I should be able to eat something. 我想我应该可以吃点东西了 |
| [19:34.20] | It's up to you. 随便你 |
| [19:40.01] | -Oh, hi. How are you doing? -I'm okay. -嗨，你还好吗？ -我很好 |
| [19:43.14] | I got to go to the police station and look at mug shots. 我得到警局去 指认嫌犯的照片 |
| [19:46.35] | Thanks for having me over. 谢谢你邀请我来这里 |
| [19:47.81] | Tag, you're going? 泰格，你要走了吗？ |
| [19:50.65] | We didn't even get a chance to talk. 我们还没有机会好好谈一谈 |
| [19:53.32] | So where did you say you're from again? 你说你是哪一州的人？ |
| [19:55.89] | -Colorado. -What good are you? -科罗拉多州 -你真是没用 |
| [20:04.67] | Look, I think we should talk about what happened on the terrace. 听着，我想我们该谈谈 在阳台上发生的事 |
| [20:08.74] | Okay. 好吧 |
| [20:10.34] | I never should've said what I said. 我不该说那些话的 |
| [20:12.41] | It just doesn't matter how I feel. 我的感觉并不重要 |
| [20:15.01] | We work together, so nothing could ever happen between us. 我们一起工作 不应该有任何私人关系 |
| [20:18.75] | I would love to go to work on Monday and never talk about this again. 星期一我想高高兴兴去上班 再也不提这件事 |
| [20:23.88] | Okay. Big day, Monday. Lots to do. 好了，星期一是个大日子 我们还有很多事要做 |
| [20:28.02] | So we okay? 我们应该还好吧？ |
| [20:29.56] | I'm not. 我一点都不好 |
| [20:31.93] | I freaked you out. 我就知道我吓到你了 |
| [20:33.46] | No, you didn't. 不，你没有 |
| [20:35.63] | What freaked me out was you saying nothing could happen between us. 吓坏我的是 你说我们不该有私人关系 |
| [20:40.77] | -Really? -Yeah. -真的吗？ -对 |
| [20:43.70] | So please don't fire me for doing this. 请不要因为我这么做 就炒我鱿鱼 |
| [20:56.98] | That's one less thing we have to do on Monday. 星期一我们得做的事少了一件 |
| [21:21.64] | Delaware. 德拉瓦州 |
| [21:26.75] | Delaware. 德拉瓦州 |
| [21:28.92] | -All right. -I want my turkey now. -好吧 -我要吃我的火鸡 |
| [21:32.49] | You got it. 没问题 |
| [21:39.16] | You got Nevada twice. 你重覆写了两次内华达州 |
| [21:44.80] | -I know. -Yeah. -我知道 -好吧 |
| [00:03.37] | Hey, everybody. Happy Thanksgiving. No, no, no. da jia hao, gan en jie kuai le bu |
| [00:07.14] | Are we keeping Thanksgiving a secret this year? bu neng rang da jia zhi dao jin nian you gan en jie ma? |
| [00:10.64] | We' re playing a game I learned. wo men zheng zai wan yi ge you xi |
| [00:12.51] | You have to name all the states in six minutes. ni de zai liu fen zhong nei xie chu mei guo ge zhou zhou ming |
| [00:15.28] | What? That' s like insanely easy. shen me? na tai rong yi le |
| [00:18.08] | It' s harder than it sounds. You always forget one. shi shi shang zhe ge you xi hen nan ni zong shi hui lou diao yi ge |
| [00:20.92] | Or in some cases, 14. mou xie ren hui lou diao shi si ge |
| [00:25.29] | It' s stupid and I wasn' t playing with people, so technically, I didn' t lose. zhe tai chun le, wo mei you gen ren he ren wan suo yi ji shu shang lai shuo wo mei shu |
| [00:30.09] | You forgot 14 states? ni wang le shi si zhou de zhou ming? |
| [00:32.26] | Nobody cares about the Dakotas! mei you ren zai hu nan bei da ke ta zhou |
| [00:35.93] | Okay, time' s up. hao le, shi jian dao |
| [00:37.67] | All right, I got 48. hao le, wo xie chu si shi ba zhou |
| [00:39.23] | That' s not bad. Phoebe? hai bu cuo, fei bi |
| [00:40.94] | I got tired of naming states, so I listed the types of celery. wo yan juan le xie zhou ming suo yi jue ding xie chu ge zhong qin cai de ming zi |
| [00:47.01] | And I have one, regular celery. wo xie le yi ge, pu tong qin cai |
| [00:50.21] | So Rachel' s got 48 and Phoebe has the lead in... rui qiu xie chu si shi ba zhou fei bi zai shu cai ming cheng fang mian |
| [00:55.48] | vegetables. Joey? cheng ba, qiao yi ne? |
| [00:57.65] | Say hello to the new champ of Chandler' s dumb states game. gen qian de de yu chun zhou ming you xi xin guan jun da sheng zhao hu ba |
| [01:01.66] | Wow, how many you got? Fiftysix. wa, ni xie le ji ge? wu shi liu ge |
| [01:07.40] | The One Where Chandler Doesn' t Like Dogs ben ji bo chu: qian de bu ai gou |
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| [01:46.63] | Hey, how is New England not a state? xin ying ge lan wei shi me bu shi yi zhou? |
| [01:49.40] | They have a sports team. ta men you ti yu dai biao dui |
| [01:52.17] | Does South Oregon have a sports team? nan ao lei gang you ti yu dai biao dui ma? |
| [01:56.74] | There you go. dui la |
| [02:00.22] | Why one extra place setting? wei shi me duo le yi fu can ju? |
| [02:02.52] | You invited your assistant. ni yao le ni de zhu li guo lai |
| [02:04.19] | Oh, right, sorry. Tag' s not coming. dui le, bao qian, tai ge bu lai le |
| [02:07.09] | His girlfriend came into town, so he' s with her. ta nv peng you lai le suo yi ta de qu pei ta |
| [02:10.16] | Why didn' t you tell me? ni wei shi me mei you gao su wo? |
| [02:11.39] | I made him his own sweet potato stuffed pumpkin. wo bang ta zuo le zhuan shu de tian ma ling shu niang nan gua |
| [02:15.76] | I was going to, but then I figured... wo ben lai xiang shuo, dan wo xiang |
| [02:18.20] | your food is so delicious and perfect... ni zuo de cai ji hao chi you hao kan |
| [02:21.70] | you can never have too many of those pumpkin things. wo xiang duo chi yi dian ni zuo de nan gua |
| [02:25.71] | You' d think I wouldn' t enjoy that since it' s so fake, but I still do. ni yi wei ni shuo de tai jia, wo hui bu xiang xin dan wo hai shi jue de hen gao xing |
| [02:32.11] | Regular celery! pu tong qin cai |
| [02:33.48] | I already have that. wo yi jing xie le |
| [02:37.95] | Done... hao le |
| [02:39.22] | with time to spare. shi jian hai sheng xia hen duo |
| [02:41.46] | This may be a new world' s record. I hate to lecture you guys... zhe ke neng shi xin shi jie ji lu wo tao yan dui ni men shuo jiao |
| [02:46.39] | but it' s disgraceful that a group of welleducated adults... dan zhe zhen de shi tai diu lian le yi qun shou guo liang hao jiao yu de cheng nian ren |
| [02:50.27] | and Joey can' t name all the states. gen qiao yi, wu fa xie chu quan bu de zhou ming |
| [02:55.14] | You ever see a map or one of those round colorful things called a globe? ni men kan guo di tu, huo shi yuan yuan er qie se cai xian yan jiao zuo" di qiu yi" de dong xi ma? |
| [03:00.91] | Magellan? You got 46 states. mai zhe lun xian sheng? ni zhi da dui le si shi liu zhou |
| [03:04.98] | What? That' s impossible. Fortysix. shen me? na shi bu ke neng de si shi liu zhou |
| [03:08.92] | Well, who' s welleducated now, Mr. IForgotTenStates? na ge shou guo liang hao jiao yu xie bu chu sheng xia shi zhou zhou ming de ren shi shui? |
| [03:14.36] | I' m going to go turn on Joey' s oven. wo yao jie yong qiao yi de kao xiang |
| [03:16.59] | Please, watch him. Do not let Joey eat any of the food. bai tuo kan hao ta bie rang qiao yi tou chi dong xi |
| [03:19.79] | I am only one man. wo zhi you yi ge ren |
| [03:23.73] | Okay, time is up. Now, just give me another minute. hao le, shi jian dao zai gei wo yi fen zhong |
| [03:26.47] | If you don' t know them by now, you never will, okay? ru guo xian zai xiang bu chu lai ni yong yuan dou xiang bu chu lai, hao ma? |
| [03:29.84] | That is the beauty of this game. It makes you want to kill yourself. na jiu shi zhe ge you xi hao wan de di fang ta hui rang ni xiang yao sha le zi ji |
| [03:34.31] | This is crazy. I can do this. zhe tai feng kuang le, wo yi ding da de chu lai |
| [03:36.64] | All right, I bet I can get all 50 before dinner. hao ba, wo gan shuo wo neng zai chi wan can qian xie chu wu shi zhou de zhou ming |
| [03:40.28] | Okay, but if you can' t, no dinner. hao ba, dan ni xie bu chu lai jiu bu neng chi wan can |
| [03:42.75] | You' re on. jiu zhe me shuo ding le |
| [03:44.35] | Don' t look at my list, because there' s a lot on there that you don' t have. bie tou kan wo xie de da an li mian you hen duo ni xie bu chu lai de zhou ming |
| [03:50.83] | Did you know your oven doesn' t work? ni zhi dao ni de kao xiang huai le ma? |
| [03:53.03] | The drawer full of takeout menus is okay, right? zhuang man wai song cai dan de chou ti mei huai ba? |
| [03:57.07] | Ross, I' m gonna use yours. luo si, wo yao jie yong ni de kao xiang |
| [04:00.80] | Chandler, give me a hand. qian de, kuai lai bang wo |
| [04:02.30] | Joey, do not let Ross look at maps or the globe in your apartment. qiao yi, bie rang luo si tou kan di tu huo ni jia de di qiu yi |
| [04:07.71] | Don' t worry. It' s not a globe of the United States. bie dan xin, na you bu shi mei guo de di qiu yi |
| [04:18.39] | I' m gonna go out and take a walk. wo yao qu san ge bu |
| [04:21.29] | Phoebe, why is your bag moving? fei bi, ni de bao bao wei shi me zai dong? |
| [04:23.73] | Oh, it' s not. Seriously, it' s moving. cai mei you ta zhen de zai dong |
| [04:26.53] | What the hell' s in there? It' s just my knitting. That' s all. li mian zhuang le shen me dong xi? zhi shi wo de bang zhen er yi |
| [04:35.80] | Yes, I knit this. dui, wo zhi le zhe ge |
| [04:39.44] | I' m very good. wo zhen de hen li hai |
| [04:45.85] | Ross' apartment is nice. Why don' t we hang out here? luo si de gong yu hen piao liang wei shi me wo men cong bu lai zhe li hun? |
| [04:49.12] | Maybe because it smells weird. huo xu shi yin wei ta you ge guai wei dao |
| [04:51.12] | It' s like old pumpkins or something. you dian xiang shi fang le hen jiu de nan gua wei |
| [04:53.86] | That' s my pie. Which smells delicious. na shi wo de pai zhe ge wei dao hao xiang |
| [04:57.46] | Uhoh. Uhoh. What? wo wo zen me le? |
| [04:59.59] | We left Joey alone with the food. wo men rang qiao yi gen shi wu du chu |
| [05:02.60] | Yep, yep, I knew it. mei cuo, wo jiu zhi dao |
| [05:04.27] | There he is... ta zai |
| [05:06.07] | feeding stuffing to a dog! na xian liao wei xiao gou chi |
| [05:14.91] | Hi, GellerBing residence. How can I help? ni hao, zhe li shi gai lei ji bin de jia you shen me shi ma? |
| [05:18.48] | Why is a dog in our apartment? wei shi me wo men jia hui you gou? |
| [05:20.75] | I' m sorry, who' s this? dui bu qi, ni shi shui? |
| [05:23.75] | There' s a dog sitting on my couch. you zhi gou zuo zai wo de sha fa shang |
| [05:25.95] | Tell her I' m allergic, and I will sue! gao su ta wo dui gou guo min, wo hui gao ta |
| [05:31.59] | There' s no dog here. There is! zhe li mei you gou bu, zhen de you |
| [05:33.90] | He' s black and white and shaggy. ta shi hei bai xiang jian, er qie mao hen zhang |
| [05:36.23] | He' s sitting next to Rachel and licking her hand. ta jiu zuo zai rui qiu pang bian zheng zai tian ta de shou |
| [05:38.80] | Oh, my God! Where are you? wo de tian a, ni zai na li? |
| [05:43.17] | I' ll be right there. wo ma shang hui qu |
| [05:46.17] | They' re here already? How are they doing this?! ta men yi jing hui lai le? ta men zen me ban dao de? |
| [05:54.78] | Hi, Tag. What are you doing here? hai, tai ge ni lai zhe li zuo shi mo? |
| [05:57.25] | I wanted to see if your offer was still good. wo xiang zhi dao ni de yao qing shi bu shi hai you xiao |
| [06:00.66] | Well, sure. Come in. dang ran, kuai jin lai |
| [06:03.46] | Well, what happened to your girlfriend? ni nv peng you ne? |
| [06:05.79] | We kind of broke up this morning. jin tian zao shang wo men fen shou le |
| [06:08.20] | Oh, I' m sorry. Yeah, so she went back to Ohio. wo hen yi han suo yi ta hui e hai e zhou qu le |
| [06:11.83] | Ohio, thank you. e hai e zhou, xie xie ni |
| [06:19.21] | Where' s the dog? gou zai na li? |
| [06:20.84] | What dog? There' s no dog here. shen me gou? zhe li mei you gou |
| [06:23.28] | Yeah, that dog left. na zhi gou li kai le |
| [06:29.05] | Phoebe. Phoebe, open up. fei bi, kuai kai men |
| [06:30.99] | There' s no dog in here. fang jian li mei you gou |
| [06:34.72] | Phoebe, we can hear the dog barking. fei bi, wo men ting dao le gou jiao sheng |
| [06:37.19] | No, that' s just me coughing. bu, na zhi shi wo de ke sou sheng |
| [06:44.80] | Oh, good. There you are. hen hao, ni men hui lai le |
| [06:46.57] | Listen, I have a dog in my room. ting zhe, wo fang jian li you zhi gou |
| [06:50.30] | What is it doing here? ta zai zhe li zuo shi mo? |
| [06:51.94] | I' m watching it for friends who left town. wo bang wo peng you zhao gu ta ta men you shi chu cheng qu le |
| [06:54.51] | Wait. deng yi xia |
| [06:57.08] | Hello, my name is Klunkers. hai, wo shi ke lang ke |
| [07:00.65] | May I please stay with you nice people? wo ke yi gen ni men zhei xie da hao ren zhu zai yi qi ma? |
| [07:04.65] | I wish he could stay, but Chandler' s allergic. wo ye xi wang neng liu ta zhu xia lai dan qian de dui gou guo min |
| [07:07.76] | Extremely allergic, okay? wo dui gou yan zhong guo min, hao ma? |
| [07:09.82] | If I' m anywhere near a dog for more than five minutes... zhi yao wo yi kao jin gou chao guo wu fen zhong |
| [07:13.23] | my throat will just close up. wo de hou long jiu hui jin suo |
| [07:16.03] | That' s odd. This dog' s been living here for the past three days. zhen shi qi guai zhe zhi gou zai zhe li zhu le san tian |
| [07:25.67] | Really? zhen de ma? |
| [07:28.51] | If he' s been here that long... ru guo ta zai zhe li zhu le na me jiu |
| [07:30.24] | without a reaction, maybe you' re not allergic to it. ni yi dian fan ying dou mei you huo xu ni dui ta bu hui guo min |
| [07:33.78] | It still has to go, right? ta hai shi de li kai, hao ma? |
| [07:35.58] | Why? wei shi me? |
| [07:37.85] | Okay, it' s.. Don' t do it! hao ba, wo bie na me zuo |
| [07:42.79] | Don' t do what? I have to. bie zuo shi mo? wo fei shuo bu ke |
| [07:44.93] | Okay? It' s time. hao ma? shi shuo chu lai de shi hou le |
| [07:51.73] | Okay, I hate dogs. hao ba, wo tao yan gou |
| [07:53.23] | What?! That' s crazy? Why? shen me? na tai feng kuang le, wei shi me? |
| [07:56.87] | Told you. wo zao gen ni shuo guo le |
| [08:03.11] | They are needy... ta men hen nian ren |
| [08:04.71] | jumpy, and you can' t tell what they are thinking... ai luan pao ni bu zhi dao ta men zai xiang shen me |
| [08:07.88] | and that scares me a little bit. na ba wo xia de ban si |
| [08:10.89] | You' re right. They are scary. ni shuo de dui, ta men hen ke pa |
| [08:13.82] | She just ate a treat out of my hand! ta chi diao fang zai wo shou shang de dian xin |
| [08:18.89] | Wait. Do you not like all dogs? deng yi xia, ni bu xi huan gou? |
| [08:21.13] | I mean, not even puppies? lian xiao gou dou bu xi huan? |
| [08:22.73] | Is there a puppy here? zhe li you xiao gou ma? |
| [08:25.90] | You don' t like puppies? Okay, you are new. ni bu xi huan xiao gou? wei, ni shi xin lai de |
| [08:32.77] | Look, Chandler, I told you. Never tell anyone about this dog thing. ting zhe, qian de, wo gen ni shuo guo bie gen qi ta ren shuo ni bu xi huan gou |
| [08:37.35] | It' s like Ross not liking ice cream. zhe jiu xiang luo si bu xi huan bing qi lin |
| [08:41.08] | You don' t like ice cream? It' s too cold! ni bu xi huan bing qi lin? ta tai bing le |
| [08:45.29] | It' s just that dogs make me a little uncomfortable. gou rang wo jue de hen bu shu fu |
| [08:48.56] | Hurts my teeth. wo de ya chi bing de hao tong |
| [08:51.09] | And I don' t want you guys to hate me... wo bu xi wang ni men tao yan wo |
| [08:53.39] | but I don' t think I can be around that dog anymore, okay? dan wo bu xi huan zhe zhi gou dai zai wo shen bian, hao ma? |
| [08:57.30] | So either the dog goes or I go. bu shi na zhi gou zou, jiu shi wo zou |
| [09:07.31] | Oh, my God! wo de tian a |
| [09:13.55] | How can I not get this? wo zen me ke neng da bu chu lai? |
| [09:15.52] | I' m a college professor. I got 1450 on my SATs. wo shi da xue jiao shou SAT kao le 1450 fen |
| [09:19.35] | Twelve fifty. shi 1250 fen cai dui |
| [09:21.86] | Damn, I forgot you were here. gai si, wo wang le ni zai zhe li |
| [09:24.66] | We' re gonna take Klunkers to Ross'. wo men de ba ke lang ke song dao luo si jia |
| [09:27.03] | We' ll be back soon. ma shang jiu hui lai |
| [09:28.43] | Can I ask you a question? zai ni men li kai qian wo neng wen ni men yi ge wen ti ma? |
| [09:30.97] | When a guy breaks up with his girlfriend... ru guo yi ge nan ren gen nv peng you fen shou le |
| [09:33.53] | what is an appropriate amount of time to wait before making a move? wo de deng duo jiu cai neng cai qu xing dong? |
| [09:37.81] | I' d say about a month. wo xiang shi yi ge yue |
| [09:39.74] | Really? I' d say three to four. zhen de ma? wo jue de shi san dao si ge yue |
| [09:41.94] | Halfhour. ban xiao shi |
| [09:47.21] | Interesting. zhen you qu |
| [09:49.38] | When it' s your assistant, I' d say never. dan ta shi ni de zhu li wo quan ni bie na me zuo |
| [09:51.55] | All right, Rach, the big question is, does he like you? hao le, rui qiu, wen ti shi ta xi huan ni ma? |
| [09:55.32] | Because if he doesn' t like you, this is all a moo point. ru guo ta bu xi huan ni zhe zhi shi zai dui niu fang pi |
| [10:01.46] | A " moo" point? dui niu" fang pi"? |
| [10:05.73] | Yeah. It' s like a cow' s opinion. dui, niu bu zhi dao ni zuo le shen me |
| [10:09.70] | It just doesn' t matter. na bu zhong yao |
| [10:14.81] | It' s " moo." na shi zai" fang pi" |
| [10:22.75] | Have I been living with him for too long, or did that make sense? shi wo gen ta tong ju tai jiu hai shi ta de hua zhen de you dao li? |
| [10:27.32] | Don' t listen to Joey. bie ting qiao yi de |
| [10:28.72] | Okay, would you look at him? hao ba, kan kan ta de yang zi |
| [10:30.63] | He' s obviously depressed. He' s away from his family. ta hen ju sang jia ren you bu zai shen bian |
| [10:33.63] | What he needs right now is for you to be his friend. xian zai ta xu yao ni zhe ge peng you |
| [10:37.77] | You' re right. I' m sorry. Thank you. ni shuo de dui, dui bu qi xie xie |
| [10:40.57] | Okay, that' s what I' m going to do. Fine, take their advice. hao ba, wo hui na me zuo de hen hao, zhao ta men de hua qu zuo |
| [10:44.77] | No one ever listens to me. fan zheng mei you ren hui ting wo de hua |
| [10:46.47] | When the package is this pretty, no one cares what' s inside. zhi yao bao zhuang hao kan mei you ren hui zai hu nei rong |
| [10:55.88] | Hi. Hi. hei hei |
| [10:58.35] | How you holding up? ni hai hao ba? |
| [11:00.35] | Not bad. hai ke yi |
| [11:02.02] | I' m sorry about your girlfriend. Thanks. guan yu ni nv peng you de shi wo hen yi han xie xie |
| [11:05.56] | Were you guys together a long time? A year, on and off. ni men zai yi qi hen jiu le ma? yi nian le, zong shi fen fen he he de |
| [11:10.06] | I thought we' d end up together. I don' t anymore. wo yi wei wo men hui xiang shou yi sheng xian zai wo bu hui na me xiang le |
| [11:13.67] | Now that she broke up with you. Yeah. yin wei ta gen ni fen shou le dui |
| [11:18.04] | It' s weird. zhe zhen de hen qi guai |
| [11:19.27] | I used to assume that I would meet someone and fall in love and be happy. wo yi qian zong yi wei wo hui yu jian yi ge ren zhui ru ai he, guo zhe xing fu de sheng huo |
| [11:23.91] | That all that was just a given. Lately, it' s like, what if it' s not? hao xiang hen zi ran er ran zui jin wo hui xiang ru guo bu shi na yang ne? |
| [11:28.68] | Do you ever have that feeling? ni you na zhong gan jue ma? |
| [11:30.72] | No. bu |
| [11:32.72] | Yeah. you |
| [11:34.76] | All the time. Constantly. It' s terrifying. wo chang you na zhong gan jue yi zhi dou you, na zhen de hen ke pa |
| [11:37.46] | But you know, then I figure it has to work out. dan hou lai wo xiang tong le yi ding hui you na ge ren de |
| [11:41.63] | Why? wei shi me? |
| [11:43.46] | Because it has to. yin wei yi ding you de |
| [11:46.47] | You have all the answers, don' t you? No, no, I do. I really do. ni zhen de shen me dou zhi dao, dui ba? mei cuo, wo zhen de shen me dou zhi dao |
| [11:51.57] | Thanks for talking to me. Come on, what are bosses for? xie xie ni pei wo liao bie zhe yang, zhe bu shi shang si de gong zuo ma? |
| [11:55.44] | Hug it out. kuai lai bao yi xia ba |
| [11:58.91] | All right, he likes you back. hao le, ta ye xi huan ni |
| [12:03.32] | Told you you should go for it. wo shuo guo ni gai biao bai de |
| [12:06.82] | What? shen me? |
| [12:11.93] | Street noise drown any of that out? xia mian di zao yin you mei you gai guo na ju hua? |
| [12:15.43] | No? See you later. mei you ma? dai hui jian |
| [12:16.80] | Okay. hao ba |
| [12:23.10] | What did Joey say? I like you back? gang gang qiao yi shuo le shen me? wo ye xi huan ni? |
| [12:29.81] | Joey knows that I' m very insecure about my back. qiao yi zhi dao wo dui wo de bei mei xin xin |
| [12:35.02] | And you were hugging me... gang gang ni zai bao wo |
| [12:38.52] | so obviously you are not repulsed by it. Yeah! hen ming xian di ni bu tao yan ta, mei cuo |
| [12:44.43] | Wait, that doesn' t make any sense. No? deng yi xia, na gen ben jiu shuo bu tong shi ma? |
| [12:50.63] | All right, here' s the truth. hao ba, shi shi shi zhe yang de |
| [12:53.87] | Joey said what he said... qiao yi hui na me shuo |
| [12:58.67] | because I' m attracted to you. yin wei wo bei ni xi yin |
| [13:01.84] | Wow. wa |
| [13:03.14] | Yeah, I admit it. dui, wo cheng ren |
| [13:04.95] | I have a crush on you. I know that' s crazy because we work together... wo an lian ni, wo zhi dao na hen feng kuang yin wei wo men shi tong shi |
| [13:10.25] | and nothing could ever happen. wo men zhi jian bu gai fa sheng ren he shi |
| [13:12.12] | The last thing I wanted to do was freak you out... wo yi dian dou bu xiang xia dao ni |
| [13:14.79] | or make you feel uncomfortable. huo shi rang ni jue de bu zi zai |
| [13:17.99] | Which is why it would be great if you said something right about now. suo yi wo ren wei ni zui hao kuai shuo ju hua |
| [13:23.40] | Oh, my God. Those guys are stealing my car. wo de tian a, nei xie jia huo zai tou wo de che |
| [13:26.47] | What? shen me? |
| [13:27.77] | Right there. That' s my car! jiu zai na bian, na shi wo de che |
| [13:30.37] | Hey! Okay, that' ll take one minute. hei hao le, ta men de hua dian shi jian |
| [13:32.87] | Do you have anything else to say? ni you hua yao gen wo shuo ma? |
| [13:35.71] | I can' t believe it. wo bu gan xiang xin |
| [13:37.18] | We still have time to talk, and they' re not even in the car yet. wo men hai you shi jian tan ta men hai mei shang che |
| [13:41.22] | Look, there they go. ni kan, ta men shang che le |
| [13:44.72] | Okay, Phoebe. We should probably go back now. hao le, fei bi huo xu wo men gai hui qu le |
| [13:48.02] | Please, don' t leave me. I' ll be lonely. qiu qiu ni bie li kai wo wo hui hen ji mo de |
| [13:51.43] | Stop it. Stop. bie shuo le |
| [13:53.83] | Okay, let' s go. We can be strong. Yeah, okay. wo men zou ba, wo men ke yi hen jian qiang de hao ba |
| [14:00.87] | Did you hear that? She said, " Monica." ni ting dao le ma? ta zai jiao" mo ni ka" |
| [14:04.51] | I can' t leave her. wo bu neng diu xia ta |
| [14:07.34] | We could sneak the dog back and Chandler wouldn' t even know. wo men ke yi tou tou ba gou dai hui qu qian de bu hui fa xian de |
| [14:10.61] | That won' t work. na shi xing bu tong de |
| [14:11.88] | I' ve had that dog for three days, and Chandler had no idea. wo ba xiao gou cang zai fang jian li san tian qian de wan quan bu zhi dao |
| [14:15.32] | He' s not so smart. ta mei you na me cong ming |
| [14:16.92] | Hey. I didn' t know either. hei, wo ye bu zhi dao |
| [14:19.72] | Yeah, but you kind of knew that something was going on, didn' t you? dui, dan shi ni jue de guai guai de, dui ba? |
| [14:24.56] | Yeah, I knew. mei cuo, wo zhi dao |
| [14:32.17] | Where' s Chandler? qian de zai na li? |
| [14:34.50] | Here I am. Wash your hands. wo zai zhe li kuai qu xi shou |
| [14:39.44] | How did you know? ni zen me zhi dao? |
| [14:45.15] | Hey, what' s she doing back here? ta zen me you hui lai le? |
| [14:47.41] | Relax, Ross. She' s not made of ice cream. bie ji dong, luo si ta bu shi bing qi lin zuo de |
| [14:51.79] | Hey, look, Phoebe. I laid out the states geographically. ting zhe, fei bi wo zhao wei zhi jiang ge zhou zhou ming pai hao |
| [14:55.59] | We don' t have time. We have to keep Chandler away. mei shi jian tan zhe jian shi le wo men bu neng rang ta kao jin wo fang jian |
| [14:59.09] | Yeah, but, look what.. This is what we do not have time for! dui, dan shi suo yi wo men mei you shi jian le |
| [15:07.70] | Where' s Monica? ln Phoebe' s room. You can' t go in. mo ni ka zai na li? ta zai fei bi fang li, ni bu neng jin qu |
| [15:11.27] | Why not? wei shi me? |
| [15:15.11] | Monica' s crying. mo ni ka zai ku |
| [15:18.48] | She' s very upset about this whole Klunkers thing. guan yu ke lang ke de shi ta fei chang nan guo |
| [15:22.48] | Well, I should go in there. No, no. wo ying gai jin qu de bu |
| [15:26.15] | No, she doesn' t want to see you right now. bu, xian zai ta bu xiang jian ni |
| [15:30.66] | Why not? Because you sent away the dog. wei shi me? yin wei ni ba na zhi gou gan zou |
| [15:34.36] | That' s ridiculous. Oh, is it? Is it?! na tai ke xiao le shi ma? |
| [15:38.83] | Look, when Monica and I were kids, we had a dog named Rover. ting zhe, mo ni ka gen wo xiao shi hou wo men yang le yi zhi gou jiao lu fu |
| [15:44.04] | And one day, my dad decides he doesn' t like dogs. you yi tian wo ba jue ding ta bu xi huan gou |
| [15:48.08] | So Monica and her friend, Phyllis... mo ni ka gen ta de peng you fei li si |
| [15:53.25] | take away the dog and that was the last time we ever saw him. See? ba gou song zou na shi wo men zui hou yi ci jian dao ta, hao ma? |
| [15:57.18] | This is just like that... zhe ci ye yi yang |
| [16:00.22] | only with a few details changed. zhi bu guo you xie xi jie bu yi yang |
| [16:07.53] | Okay, I' m in my sweatpants. hao ba, wo huan le yun dong ku |
| [16:09.96] | Bring on the food. ba shi wu duan shang lai ba |
| [16:15.04] | What' s the matter? Monica' s upset because of Klunkers. zen me le? mo ni ka yin wei ke lang ke de shi hen nan guo |
| [16:20.01] | So? Bring the dog back. You' re a hero. suo yi ne? ba gou bao hui lai ni hui cheng wei da ying xiong de |
| [16:23.08] | Yeah, I could be a hero. I could do that. dui, wo ke yi dang da ying xiong wo ke yi na me zuo |
| [16:26.41] | What if it attacks me? wan yi ta gong ji wo ne? |
| [16:29.58] | Chandler, it' s like a big gerbil. qian de, ta jiu xiang zhi da sha shu |
| [16:33.99] | And that doesn' t scare you? ni bu hai pa ma? |
| [16:41.23] | Ross, you need some help? luo si, ni xu yao bang mang ma? |
| [16:43.40] | From you? ni yao bang wo mang? |
| [16:46.07] | Yes, please. hao de, bai tuo ni le |
| [16:53.44] | First of all, Utah? shou xian, you ta zhou? |
| [16:56.14] | Dude, you can' t just make stuff up. xiong di, ni bu neng luan bian zhou ming |
| [17:05.02] | I hate America! wo hen mei guo |
| [17:07.82] | When I finish this game, I swear I am moving. zhe ge you xi jie shu hou wo fa shi wo yao ban jia |
| [17:13.13] | Tag still talking to the police? Yeah. tai ge hai zai gen jing cha tan? dui |
| [17:16.40] | Dammit. Why did I open my mouth? gai si, wo wei shi me yao shuo hua? |
| [17:19.20] | " I have a crush on you. I' m attracted to you." " wo an lian ni wo bei ni xi yin" |
| [17:22.14] | I know that I freaked him out. wo zhi dao wo xia huai ta le |
| [17:24.44] | If you said it like that, you did. ru guo ni shi na zhong kou qi, ta yi ding xia huai le |
| [17:29.38] | Hey, is Chandler here? hei, qian de zai ma? |
| [17:30.71] | No, he went for a walk. bu, ta qu san bu le |
| [17:33.58] | Okay, you cannot tell him, but look who' s back. hao le, ni men bu neng gao su ta dan kan kan shi shui hui lai le |
| [17:38.89] | Well, no, no, no. o, bu |
| [17:40.49] | He went over to Ross' to bring the dog back here. ta dao luo si jia qu dai xiao gou hui lai |
| [17:43.16] | Oh, no, the dog' s not going to be there! bu, xiao gou bu zai na li ye |
| [17:47.90] | You think? ni zhe me jue de a? |
| [17:53.40] | Hi, honey. hai, tian xin |
| [17:54.90] | Please, please, please, don' t be mad at me. qiu qiu ni bie dui wo sheng qi |
| [17:57.94] | What? Why would..? Wait and see. shen me? wei shi me? deng zhe qiao ba |
| [18:00.11] | Maybe we will, maybe we won' t. huo xu wo men hui, huo xu wo men bu hui |
| [18:03.54] | Okay, I went over to Ross' to bring back Klunkers for you... wo pao dao luo si jia xiang bang ni ba ke lang ke bao hui lai |
| [18:07.25] | and I left the door open, and she must' ve gotten out. wo wang le guan men ta yi ding shi pao chu qu le |
| [18:12.42] | And I looked everywhere, all over the apartment, including the roof. wo dao chu dou zhao guo, zhao bian zheng dong gong yu, bao kuo wu ding |
| [18:16.89] | Which, FYI, Ross, one of your neighbors, growing weed. dui le, luo si ni lin ju zai wu ding shang zhong da ma |
| [18:22.70] | I couldn' t find him... wo zhao bu dao ta |
| [18:24.33] | and I am so, so, so sorry. wo zhen de hen bao qian |
| [18:28.50] | But I do know where we can all go ease the pain. dan wo zhi dao zen me yang neng rang da jia wang ji tong ku |
| [18:36.08] | We have good news. Look who' s back! wo men you hao xiao xi, kan kan shui hui lai le |
| [18:39.81] | Klunkers. Oh, my God! ke lang ke, wo de tian a |
| [18:42.98] | She came back all by herself. It' s a Thanksgiving miracle. ta shi zi ji pao hui lai de zhe shi gan en jie qi ji |
| [18:49.49] | It is so good to see you. zhen gao xing neng jian dao ni |
| [18:52.13] | She came all the way back from Ross'. ta cong luo si jia pao le hui lai |
| [18:54.50] | The things she must' ve seen. ta yi ding yu dao hen duo shi |
| [18:57.97] | She climbed up the fire escape... ta pa shang xiao fang ti |
| [18:59.83] | and tapped on the window with her teeny paw, and we ran to let her in. yong ta de xiao jiao pai da chuang hu wo men pao qu kai chuang rang ta jin lai |
| [19:06.64] | I went too far, didn' t I? wo shuo de tai guo huo le, dui ba? |
| [19:09.24] | When should I have stopped? wo gai zai na li jiu zhu kou ne? |
| [19:16.32] | Okay, maybe this is so hard, because there aren' t 50 states. hao le, huo xu zhe ge you xi hen nan shi yin wei mei guo mei you wu shi zhou |
| [19:23.02] | Let me tell you something. I have 49 states... wo de gao su ni yi jian shi wo xie chu si shi jiu zhou de zhou ming |
| [19:26.66] | and there are no more! na yi jing shi quan bu de da an le |
| [19:30.06] | I think I should be able to eat something. wo xiang wo ying gai ke yi chi dian dong xi le |
| [19:34.20] | It' s up to you. sui bian ni |
| [19:40.01] | Oh, hi. How are you doing? I' m okay. hai, ni hai hao ma? wo hen hao |
| [19:43.14] | I got to go to the police station and look at mug shots. wo de dao jing ju qu zhi ren xian fan de zhao pian |
| [19:46.35] | Thanks for having me over. xie xie ni yao qing wo lai zhe li |
| [19:47.81] | Tag, you' re going? tai ge, ni yao zou le ma? |
| [19:50.65] | We didn' t even get a chance to talk. wo men hai mei you ji hui hao hao tan yi tan |
| [19:53.32] | So where did you say you' re from again? ni shuo ni shi na yi zhou de ren? |
| [19:55.89] | Colorado. What good are you? ke luo la duo zhou ni zhen shi mei yong |
| [20:04.67] | Look, I think we should talk about what happened on the terrace. ting zhe, wo xiang wo men gai tan tan zai yang tai shang fa sheng de shi |
| [20:08.74] | Okay. hao ba |
| [20:10.34] | I never should' ve said what I said. wo bu gai shuo nei xie hua de |
| [20:12.41] | It just doesn' t matter how I feel. wo de gan jue bing bu zhong yao |
| [20:15.01] | We work together, so nothing could ever happen between us. wo men yi qi gong zuo bu ying gai you ren he si ren guan xi |
| [20:18.75] | I would love to go to work on Monday and never talk about this again. xing qi yi wo xiang gao gao xing xing qu shang ban zai ye bu ti zhe jian shi |
| [20:23.88] | Okay. Big day, Monday. Lots to do. hao le, xing qi yi shi ge da ri zi wo men hai you hen duo shi yao zuo |
| [20:28.02] | So we okay? wo men ying gai hai hao ba? |
| [20:29.56] | I' m not. wo yi dian dou bu hao |
| [20:31.93] | I freaked you out. wo jiu zhi dao wo xia dao ni le |
| [20:33.46] | No, you didn' t. bu, ni mei you |
| [20:35.63] | What freaked me out was you saying nothing could happen between us. xia huai wo de shi ni shuo wo men bu gai you si ren guan xi |
| [20:40.77] | Really? Yeah. zhen de ma? dui |
| [20:43.70] | So please don' t fire me for doing this. qing bu yao yin wei wo zhe me zuo jiu chao wo you yu |
| [20:56.98] | That' s one less thing we have to do on Monday. xing qi yi wo men de zuo de shi shao le yi jian |
| [21:21.64] | Delaware. de la wa zhou |
| [21:26.75] | Delaware. de la wa zhou |
| [21:28.92] | All right. I want my turkey now. hao ba wo yao chi wo de huo ji |
| [21:32.49] | You got it. mei wen ti |
| [21:39.16] | You got Nevada twice. ni chong fu xie le liang ci nei hua da zhou |
| [21:44.80] | I know. Yeah. wo zhi dao hao ba |
| [00:03.37] | Hey, everybody. Happy Thanksgiving. No, no, no. dà jiā hǎo, gǎn ēn jié kuài lè bù |
| [00:07.14] | Are we keeping Thanksgiving a secret this year? bù néng ràng dà jiā zhī dào jīn nián yǒu gǎn ēn jié ma? |
| [00:10.64] | We' re playing a game I learned. wǒ men zhèng zài wán yí gè yóu xì |
| [00:12.51] | You have to name all the states in six minutes. nǐ dé zài liù fēn zhōng nèi xiě chū měi guó gè zhōu zhōu míng |
| [00:15.28] | What? That' s like insanely easy. shén me? nà tài róng yì le |
| [00:18.08] | It' s harder than it sounds. You always forget one. shì shí shàng zhè gè yóu xì hěn nán nǐ zǒng shì huì lòu diào yí gè |
| [00:20.92] | Or in some cases, 14. mǒu xiē rén huì lòu diào shí sì gè |
| [00:25.29] | It' s stupid and I wasn' t playing with people, so technically, I didn' t lose. zhè tài chǔn le, wǒ méi yǒu gēn rèn hé rén wán suǒ yǐ jì shù shàng lái shuō wǒ méi shū |
| [00:30.09] | You forgot 14 states? nǐ wàng le shí sì zhōu de zhōu míng? |
| [00:32.26] | Nobody cares about the Dakotas! méi yǒu rén zài hu nán běi dá kē tā zhōu |
| [00:35.93] | Okay, time' s up. hǎo le, shí jiān dào |
| [00:37.67] | All right, I got 48. hǎo le, wǒ xiě chū sì shí bā zhōu |
| [00:39.23] | That' s not bad. Phoebe? hái bù cuò, fēi bǐ |
| [00:40.94] | I got tired of naming states, so I listed the types of celery. wǒ yàn juàn le xiě zhōu míng suǒ yǐ jué dìng xiě chū gè zhǒng qín cài de míng zì |
| [00:47.01] | And I have one, regular celery. wǒ xiě le yí gè, pǔ tōng qín cài |
| [00:50.21] | So Rachel' s got 48 and Phoebe has the lead in... ruì qiū xiě chū sì shí bā zhōu fēi bǐ zài shū cài míng chēng fāng miàn |
| [00:55.48] | vegetables. Joey? chēng bà, qiáo yī ne? |
| [00:57.65] | Say hello to the new champ of Chandler' s dumb states game. gēn qián dé de yú chǔn zhōu míng yóu xì xīn guàn jūn dǎ shēng zhāo hū ba |
| [01:01.66] | Wow, how many you got? Fiftysix. wa, nǐ xiě le jǐ gè? wǔ shí liù ge |
| [01:07.40] | The One Where Chandler Doesn' t Like Dogs běn jí bō chū: qián dé bù ài gǒu |
| [00:00.00] | |
| [01:46.63] | Hey, how is New England not a state? xīn yīng gé lán wèi shí me bú shì yī zhōu? |
| [01:49.40] | They have a sports team. tā men yǒu tǐ yù dài biǎo duì |
| [01:52.17] | Does South Oregon have a sports team? nán ào lēi gāng yǒu tǐ yù dài biǎo duì ma? |
| [01:56.74] | There you go. duì la |
| [02:00.22] | Why one extra place setting? wèi shí me duō le yī fù cān jù? |
| [02:02.52] | You invited your assistant. nǐ yāo le nǐ de zhù lǐ guò lái |
| [02:04.19] | Oh, right, sorry. Tag' s not coming. duì le, bào qiàn, tài gé bù lái le |
| [02:07.09] | His girlfriend came into town, so he' s with her. tā nǚ péng yǒu lái le suǒ yǐ tā dé qù péi tā |
| [02:10.16] | Why didn' t you tell me? nǐ wèi shí me méi yǒu gào sù wǒ? |
| [02:11.39] | I made him his own sweet potato stuffed pumpkin. wǒ bāng tā zuò le zhuān shǔ de tián mǎ líng shǔ niàng nán guā |
| [02:15.76] | I was going to, but then I figured... wǒ běn lái xiǎng shuō, dàn wǒ xiǎng |
| [02:18.20] | your food is so delicious and perfect... nǐ zuò de cài jì hǎo chī yòu hǎo kàn |
| [02:21.70] | you can never have too many of those pumpkin things. wǒ xiǎng duō chī yì diǎn nǐ zuò de nán guā |
| [02:25.71] | You' d think I wouldn' t enjoy that since it' s so fake, but I still do. nǐ yǐ wéi nǐ shuō de tài jiǎ, wǒ huì bù xiāng xìn dàn wǒ hái shì jué de hěn gāo xìng |
| [02:32.11] | Regular celery! pǔ tōng qín cài |
| [02:33.48] | I already have that. wǒ yǐ jīng xiě le |
| [02:37.95] | Done... hǎo le |
| [02:39.22] | with time to spare. shí jiān hái shèng xià hěn duō |
| [02:41.46] | This may be a new world' s record. I hate to lecture you guys... zhè kě néng shì xīn shì jiè jì lù wǒ tǎo yàn duì nǐ men shuō jiào |
| [02:46.39] | but it' s disgraceful that a group of welleducated adults... dàn zhè zhēn de shì tài diū liǎn le yī qún shòu guò liáng hǎo jiào yù de chéng nián rén |
| [02:50.27] | and Joey can' t name all the states. gēn qiáo yī, wú fǎ xiě chū quán bù de zhōu míng |
| [02:55.14] | You ever see a map or one of those round colorful things called a globe? nǐ men kàn guò dì tú, huò shì yuán yuán ér qiě sè cǎi xiān yàn jiào zuò" dì qiú yí" de dōng xī ma? |
| [03:00.91] | Magellan? You got 46 states. mài zhé lún xiān shēng? nǐ zhǐ dá duì le sì shí liù zhōu |
| [03:04.98] | What? That' s impossible. Fortysix. shén me? nà shi bù kě néng de sì shí liù zhōu |
| [03:08.92] | Well, who' s welleducated now, Mr. IForgotTenStates? nà gè shòu guò liáng hǎo jiào yù xiě bù chū shèng xià shí zhōu zhōu míng de rén shì shuí? |
| [03:14.36] | I' m going to go turn on Joey' s oven. wǒ yào jiè yòng qiáo yī de kǎo xiāng |
| [03:16.59] | Please, watch him. Do not let Joey eat any of the food. bài tuō kàn hǎo tā bié ràng qiáo yī tōu chī dōng xī |
| [03:19.79] | I am only one man. wǒ zhǐ yǒu yí ge rén |
| [03:23.73] | Okay, time is up. Now, just give me another minute. hǎo le, shí jiān dào zài gěi wǒ yī fēn zhōng |
| [03:26.47] | If you don' t know them by now, you never will, okay? rú guǒ xiàn zài xiǎng bù chū lái nǐ yǒng yuǎn dōu xiǎng bù chū lái, hǎo ma? |
| [03:29.84] | That is the beauty of this game. It makes you want to kill yourself. nà jiù shì zhè gè yóu xì hǎo wán de dì fāng tā huì ràng nǐ xiǎng yào shā le zì jǐ |
| [03:34.31] | This is crazy. I can do this. zhè tài fēng kuáng le, wǒ yí dìng dá dé chū lái |
| [03:36.64] | All right, I bet I can get all 50 before dinner. hǎo ba, wǒ gǎn shuō wǒ néng zài chī wǎn cān qián xiě chū wǔ shí zhōu de zhōu míng |
| [03:40.28] | Okay, but if you can' t, no dinner. hǎo ba, dàn nǐ xiě bù chū lái jiù bù néng chī wǎn cān |
| [03:42.75] | You' re on. jiù zhè me shuō dìng le |
| [03:44.35] | Don' t look at my list, because there' s a lot on there that you don' t have. bié tōu kàn wǒ xiě de dá àn lǐ miàn yǒu hěn duō nǐ xiě bù chū lái de zhōu míng |
| [03:50.83] | Did you know your oven doesn' t work? nǐ zhī dào nǐ de kǎo xiāng huài le ma? |
| [03:53.03] | The drawer full of takeout menus is okay, right? zhuāng mǎn wài sòng cài dān de chōu tì méi huài ba? |
| [03:57.07] | Ross, I' m gonna use yours. luó sī, wǒ yào jiè yòng nǐ de kǎo xiāng |
| [04:00.80] | Chandler, give me a hand. qián dé, kuài lái bāng wǒ |
| [04:02.30] | Joey, do not let Ross look at maps or the globe in your apartment. qiáo yī, bié ràng luó sī tōu kàn dì tú huò nǐ jiā de dì qiú yí |
| [04:07.71] | Don' t worry. It' s not a globe of the United States. bié dān xīn, nà yòu bú shì měi guó de dì qiú yí |
| [04:18.39] | I' m gonna go out and take a walk. wǒ yào qù sàn gè bù |
| [04:21.29] | Phoebe, why is your bag moving? fēi bǐ, nǐ de bāo bāo wèi shí me zài dòng? |
| [04:23.73] | Oh, it' s not. Seriously, it' s moving. cái méi yǒu tā zhēn de zài dòng |
| [04:26.53] | What the hell' s in there? It' s just my knitting. That' s all. lǐ miàn zhuāng le shén me dōng xī? zhǐ shì wǒ de bàng zhēn ér yǐ |
| [04:35.80] | Yes, I knit this. duì, wǒ zhī le zhè gè |
| [04:39.44] | I' m very good. wǒ zhēn de hěn lì hài |
| [04:45.85] | Ross' apartment is nice. Why don' t we hang out here? luó sī de gōng yù hěn piào liàng wèi shí me wǒ men cóng bù lái zhè lǐ hùn? |
| [04:49.12] | Maybe because it smells weird. huò xǔ shì yīn wèi tā yǒu gè guài wèi dào |
| [04:51.12] | It' s like old pumpkins or something. yǒu diǎn xiàng shì fàng le hěn jiǔ de nán guā wèi |
| [04:53.86] | That' s my pie. Which smells delicious. nà shi wǒ de pài zhè gè wèi dào hǎo xiāng |
| [04:57.46] | Uhoh. Uhoh. What? wō wō zěn me le? |
| [04:59.59] | We left Joey alone with the food. wǒ men ràng qiáo yī gēn shí wù dú chǔ |
| [05:02.60] | Yep, yep, I knew it. méi cuò, wǒ jiù zhī dào |
| [05:04.27] | There he is... tā zài |
| [05:06.07] | feeding stuffing to a dog! ná xiàn liào wèi xiǎo gǒu chī |
| [05:14.91] | Hi, GellerBing residence. How can I help? nǐ hǎo, zhè lǐ shì gài lēi jí bīn de jiā yǒu shén me shì ma? |
| [05:18.48] | Why is a dog in our apartment? wèi shí me wǒ men jiā huì yǒu gǒu? |
| [05:20.75] | I' m sorry, who' s this? duì bù qǐ, nǐ shì shuí? |
| [05:23.75] | There' s a dog sitting on my couch. yǒu zhǐ gǒu zuò zài wǒ de shā fā shàng |
| [05:25.95] | Tell her I' m allergic, and I will sue! gào sù tā wǒ duì gǒu guò mǐn, wǒ huì gào tā |
| [05:31.59] | There' s no dog here. There is! zhè lǐ méi yǒu gǒu bù, zhēn de yǒu |
| [05:33.90] | He' s black and white and shaggy. tā shì hēi bái xiāng jiàn, ér qiě máo hěn zhǎng |
| [05:36.23] | He' s sitting next to Rachel and licking her hand. tā jiù zuò zài ruì qiū páng biān zhèng zài tiǎn tā de shǒu |
| [05:38.80] | Oh, my God! Where are you? wǒ de tiān a, nǐ zài nǎ lǐ? |
| [05:43.17] | I' ll be right there. wǒ mǎ shàng huí qù |
| [05:46.17] | They' re here already? How are they doing this?! tā men yǐ jīng huí lái le? tā men zěn me bàn dào de? |
| [05:54.78] | Hi, Tag. What are you doing here? hāi, tài gé nǐ lái zhè lǐ zuò shí mǒ? |
| [05:57.25] | I wanted to see if your offer was still good. wǒ xiǎng zhī dào nǐ de yāo qǐng shì bú shì hái yǒu xiào |
| [06:00.66] | Well, sure. Come in. dāng rán, kuài jìn lái |
| [06:03.46] | Well, what happened to your girlfriend? nǐ nǚ péng yǒu ne? |
| [06:05.79] | We kind of broke up this morning. jīn tiān zǎo shàng wǒ men fēn shǒu le |
| [06:08.20] | Oh, I' m sorry. Yeah, so she went back to Ohio. wǒ hěn yí hàn suǒ yǐ tā huí é hài é zhōu qù le |
| [06:11.83] | Ohio, thank you. é hài é zhōu, xiè xiè nǐ |
| [06:19.21] | Where' s the dog? gǒu zài nǎ lǐ? |
| [06:20.84] | What dog? There' s no dog here. shén me gǒu? zhè lǐ méi yǒu gǒu |
| [06:23.28] | Yeah, that dog left. nà zhǐ gǒu lí kāi le |
| [06:29.05] | Phoebe. Phoebe, open up. fēi bǐ, kuài kāi mén |
| [06:30.99] | There' s no dog in here. fáng jiān lǐ méi yǒu gǒu |
| [06:34.72] | Phoebe, we can hear the dog barking. fēi bǐ, wǒ men tīng dào le gǒu jiào shēng |
| [06:37.19] | No, that' s just me coughing. bù, nà zhǐ shì wǒ de ké sòu shēng |
| [06:44.80] | Oh, good. There you are. hěn hǎo, nǐ men huí lái le |
| [06:46.57] | Listen, I have a dog in my room. tīng zhe, wǒ fáng jiān lǐ yǒu zhǐ gǒu |
| [06:50.30] | What is it doing here? tā zài zhè lǐ zuò shí mǒ? |
| [06:51.94] | I' m watching it for friends who left town. wǒ bāng wǒ péng yǒu zhào gù tā tā men yǒu shì chū chéng qù le |
| [06:54.51] | Wait. děng yī xià |
| [06:57.08] | Hello, my name is Klunkers. hāi, wǒ shì kè lǎng kè |
| [07:00.65] | May I please stay with you nice people? wǒ kě yǐ gēn nǐ men zhèi xiē dà hǎo rén zhù zài yì qǐ ma? |
| [07:04.65] | I wish he could stay, but Chandler' s allergic. wǒ yě xī wàng néng liú tā zhù xià lái dàn qián dé duì gǒu guò mǐn |
| [07:07.76] | Extremely allergic, okay? wǒ duì gǒu yán zhòng guò mǐn, hǎo ma? |
| [07:09.82] | If I' m anywhere near a dog for more than five minutes... zhǐ yào wǒ yī kào jìn gǒu chāo guò wǔ fēn zhōng |
| [07:13.23] | my throat will just close up. wǒ de hóu lóng jiù huì jǐn suō |
| [07:16.03] | That' s odd. This dog' s been living here for the past three days. zhēn shì qí guài zhè zhǐ gǒu zài zhè lǐ zhù le sān tiān |
| [07:25.67] | Really? zhēn de ma? |
| [07:28.51] | If he' s been here that long... rú guǒ tā zài zhè lǐ zhù le nà me jiǔ |
| [07:30.24] | without a reaction, maybe you' re not allergic to it. nǐ yì diǎn fǎn yìng dōu méi yǒu huò xǔ nǐ duì tā bú huì guò mǐn |
| [07:33.78] | It still has to go, right? tā hái shì de lí kāi, hǎo ma? |
| [07:35.58] | Why? wèi shí me? |
| [07:37.85] | Okay, it' s.. Don' t do it! hǎo ba, wǒ bié nà me zuò |
| [07:42.79] | Don' t do what? I have to. bié zuò shí mǒ? wǒ fēi shuō bù kě |
| [07:44.93] | Okay? It' s time. hǎo ma? shì shuō chū lái de shí hòu le |
| [07:51.73] | Okay, I hate dogs. hǎo ba, wǒ tǎo yàn gǒu |
| [07:53.23] | What?! That' s crazy? Why? shén me? nà tài fēng kuáng le, wèi shí me? |
| [07:56.87] | Told you. wǒ zǎo gēn nǐ shuō guò le |
| [08:03.11] | They are needy... tā men hěn nián rén |
| [08:04.71] | jumpy, and you can' t tell what they are thinking... ài luàn pǎo nǐ bù zhī dào tā men zài xiǎng shén me |
| [08:07.88] | and that scares me a little bit. nà bǎ wǒ xià dé bàn sǐ |
| [08:10.89] | You' re right. They are scary. nǐ shuō de duì, tā men hěn kě pà |
| [08:13.82] | She just ate a treat out of my hand! tā chī diào fàng zài wǒ shǒu shàng de diǎn xīn |
| [08:18.89] | Wait. Do you not like all dogs? děng yī xià, nǐ bù xǐ huān gǒu? |
| [08:21.13] | I mean, not even puppies? lián xiǎo gǒu dōu bù xǐ huān? |
| [08:22.73] | Is there a puppy here? zhè lǐ yǒu xiǎo gǒu ma? |
| [08:25.90] | You don' t like puppies? Okay, you are new. nǐ bù xǐ huān xiǎo gǒu? wèi, nǐ shì xīn lái de |
| [08:32.77] | Look, Chandler, I told you. Never tell anyone about this dog thing. tīng zhe, qián dé, wǒ gēn nǐ shuō guò bié gēn qí tā rén shuō nǐ bù xǐ huān gǒu |
| [08:37.35] | It' s like Ross not liking ice cream. zhè jiù xiàng luó sī bù xǐ huān bīng qí lín |
| [08:41.08] | You don' t like ice cream? It' s too cold! nǐ bù xǐ huān bīng qí lín? tā tài bīng le |
| [08:45.29] | It' s just that dogs make me a little uncomfortable. gǒu ràng wǒ jué de hěn bù shū fu |
| [08:48.56] | Hurts my teeth. wǒ de yá chǐ bīng dé hǎo tòng |
| [08:51.09] | And I don' t want you guys to hate me... wǒ bù xī wàng nǐ men tǎo yàn wǒ |
| [08:53.39] | but I don' t think I can be around that dog anymore, okay? dàn wǒ bù xǐ huān zhè zhǐ gǒu dài zài wǒ shēn biān, hǎo ma? |
| [08:57.30] | So either the dog goes or I go. bú shì nà zhǐ gǒu zǒu, jiù shì wǒ zǒu |
| [09:07.31] | Oh, my God! wǒ de tiān a |
| [09:13.55] | How can I not get this? wǒ zěn me kě néng dá bù chū lái? |
| [09:15.52] | I' m a college professor. I got 1450 on my SATs. wǒ shì dà xué jiào shòu SAT kǎo le 1450 fēn |
| [09:19.35] | Twelve fifty. shì 1250 fēn cái duì |
| [09:21.86] | Damn, I forgot you were here. gāi sǐ, wǒ wàng le nǐ zài zhè lǐ |
| [09:24.66] | We' re gonna take Klunkers to Ross'. wǒ men dé bǎ kè lǎng kè sòng dào luó sī jiā |
| [09:27.03] | We' ll be back soon. mǎ shàng jiù huí lái |
| [09:28.43] | Can I ask you a question? zài nǐ men lí kāi qián wǒ néng wèn nǐ men yí gè wèn tí ma? |
| [09:30.97] | When a guy breaks up with his girlfriend... rú guǒ yí gè nán rén gēn nǚ péng yǒu fēn shǒu le |
| [09:33.53] | what is an appropriate amount of time to wait before making a move? wǒ dé děng duō jiǔ cái néng cǎi qǔ xíng dòng? |
| [09:37.81] | I' d say about a month. wǒ xiǎng shì yí gè yuè |
| [09:39.74] | Really? I' d say three to four. zhēn de ma? wǒ jué de shì sān dào sì gè yuè |
| [09:41.94] | Halfhour. bàn xiǎo shí |
| [09:47.21] | Interesting. zhēn yǒu qù |
| [09:49.38] | When it' s your assistant, I' d say never. dàn tā shì nǐ de zhù lǐ wǒ quàn nǐ bié nà me zuò |
| [09:51.55] | All right, Rach, the big question is, does he like you? hǎo le, ruì qiū, wèn tí shì tā xǐ huān nǐ ma? |
| [09:55.32] | Because if he doesn' t like you, this is all a moo point. rú guǒ tā bù xǐ huān nǐ zhè zhǐ shì zài duì niú fàng pì |
| [10:01.46] | A " moo" point? duì niú" fàng pì"? |
| [10:05.73] | Yeah. It' s like a cow' s opinion. duì, niú bù zhī dào nǐ zuò le shén me |
| [10:09.70] | It just doesn' t matter. nà bù zhòng yào |
| [10:14.81] | It' s " moo." nà shi zài" fàng pì" |
| [10:22.75] | Have I been living with him for too long, or did that make sense? shì wǒ gēn tā tóng jū tài jiǔ hái shì tā de huà zhēn de yǒu dào li? |
| [10:27.32] | Don' t listen to Joey. bié tīng qiáo yī de |
| [10:28.72] | Okay, would you look at him? hǎo ba, kàn kàn tā de yàng zi |
| [10:30.63] | He' s obviously depressed. He' s away from his family. tā hěn jǔ sàng jiā rén yòu bù zài shēn biān |
| [10:33.63] | What he needs right now is for you to be his friend. xiàn zài tā xū yào nǐ zhè gè péng yǒu |
| [10:37.77] | You' re right. I' m sorry. Thank you. nǐ shuō de duì, duì bù qǐ xiè xiè |
| [10:40.57] | Okay, that' s what I' m going to do. Fine, take their advice. hǎo ba, wǒ huì nà me zuò de hěn hǎo, zhào tā men de huà qù zuò |
| [10:44.77] | No one ever listens to me. fǎn zhèng méi yǒu rén huì tīng wǒ de huà |
| [10:46.47] | When the package is this pretty, no one cares what' s inside. zhǐ yào bāo zhuāng hǎo kàn méi yǒu rén huì zài hu nèi róng |
| [10:55.88] | Hi. Hi. hēi hēi |
| [10:58.35] | How you holding up? nǐ hái hǎo ba? |
| [11:00.35] | Not bad. hái kě yǐ |
| [11:02.02] | I' m sorry about your girlfriend. Thanks. guān yú nǐ nǚ péng yǒu de shì wǒ hěn yí hàn xiè xiè |
| [11:05.56] | Were you guys together a long time? A year, on and off. nǐ men zài yì qǐ hěn jiǔ le ma? yī nián le, zǒng shì fēn fēn hé hé de |
| [11:10.06] | I thought we' d end up together. I don' t anymore. wǒ yǐ wéi wǒ men huì xiāng shǒu yī shēng xiàn zài wǒ bú huì nà me xiǎng le |
| [11:13.67] | Now that she broke up with you. Yeah. yīn wèi tā gēn nǐ fēn shǒu le duì |
| [11:18.04] | It' s weird. zhè zhēn de hěn qí guài |
| [11:19.27] | I used to assume that I would meet someone and fall in love and be happy. wǒ yǐ qián zǒng yǐ wéi wǒ huì yù jiàn yí ge rén zhuì rù ài hé, guò zhe xìng fú de shēng huó |
| [11:23.91] | That all that was just a given. Lately, it' s like, what if it' s not? hǎo xiàng hěn zì rán ér rán zuì jìn wǒ huì xiǎng rú guǒ bú shì nà yàng ne? |
| [11:28.68] | Do you ever have that feeling? nǐ yǒu nà zhǒng gǎn jué ma? |
| [11:30.72] | No. bù |
| [11:32.72] | Yeah. yǒu |
| [11:34.76] | All the time. Constantly. It' s terrifying. wǒ cháng yǒu nà zhǒng gǎn jué yī zhí dōu yǒu, nà zhēn de hěn kě pà |
| [11:37.46] | But you know, then I figure it has to work out. dàn hòu lái wǒ xiǎng tōng le yí dìng huì yǒu nà gè rén de |
| [11:41.63] | Why? wèi shí me? |
| [11:43.46] | Because it has to. yīn wèi yí dìng yǒu de |
| [11:46.47] | You have all the answers, don' t you? No, no, I do. I really do. nǐ zhēn de shén me dōu zhī dào, duì ba? méi cuò, wǒ zhēn de shén me dōu zhī dào |
| [11:51.57] | Thanks for talking to me. Come on, what are bosses for? xiè xiè nǐ péi wǒ liáo bié zhè yàng, zhè bú shì shàng sī de gōng zuò ma? |
| [11:55.44] | Hug it out. kuài lái bào yī xià ba |
| [11:58.91] | All right, he likes you back. hǎo le, tā yě xǐ huān nǐ |
| [12:03.32] | Told you you should go for it. wǒ shuō guò nǐ gāi biǎo bái de |
| [12:06.82] | What? shén me? |
| [12:11.93] | Street noise drown any of that out? xià miàn dí zào yīn yǒu méi yǒu gài guò nà jù huà? |
| [12:15.43] | No? See you later. méi yǒu ma? dāi huì jiàn |
| [12:16.80] | Okay. hǎo ba |
| [12:23.10] | What did Joey say? I like you back? gāng gāng qiáo yī shuō le shén me? wǒ yě xǐ huān nǐ? |
| [12:29.81] | Joey knows that I' m very insecure about my back. qiáo yī zhī dào wǒ duì wǒ de bèi méi xìn xīn |
| [12:35.02] | And you were hugging me... gāng gāng nǐ zài bào wǒ |
| [12:38.52] | so obviously you are not repulsed by it. Yeah! hěn míng xiǎn dì nǐ bù tǎo yàn tā, méi cuò |
| [12:44.43] | Wait, that doesn' t make any sense. No? děng yī xià, nà gēn běn jiù shuō bù tōng shì ma? |
| [12:50.63] | All right, here' s the truth. hǎo ba, shì shí shì zhè yàng de |
| [12:53.87] | Joey said what he said... qiáo yī huì nà me shuō |
| [12:58.67] | because I' m attracted to you. yīn wèi wǒ bèi nǐ xī yǐn |
| [13:01.84] | Wow. wa |
| [13:03.14] | Yeah, I admit it. duì, wǒ chéng rèn |
| [13:04.95] | I have a crush on you. I know that' s crazy because we work together... wǒ àn liàn nǐ, wǒ zhī dào nà hěn fēng kuáng yīn wèi wǒ men shì tóng shì |
| [13:10.25] | and nothing could ever happen. wǒ men zhī jiān bù gāi fā shēng rèn hé shì |
| [13:12.12] | The last thing I wanted to do was freak you out... wǒ yì diǎn dōu bù xiǎng xià dào nǐ |
| [13:14.79] | or make you feel uncomfortable. huò shì ràng nǐ jué de bù zì zài |
| [13:17.99] | Which is why it would be great if you said something right about now. suǒ yǐ wǒ rèn wéi nǐ zuì hǎo kuài shuō jù huà |
| [13:23.40] | Oh, my God. Those guys are stealing my car. wǒ de tiān a, nèi xiē jiā huo zài tōu wǒ de chē |
| [13:26.47] | What? shén me? |
| [13:27.77] | Right there. That' s my car! jiù zài nà biān, nà shi wǒ de chē |
| [13:30.37] | Hey! Okay, that' ll take one minute. hēi hǎo le, tā men dé huā diǎn shí jiān |
| [13:32.87] | Do you have anything else to say? nǐ yǒu huà yào gēn wǒ shuō ma? |
| [13:35.71] | I can' t believe it. wǒ bù gǎn xiāng xìn |
| [13:37.18] | We still have time to talk, and they' re not even in the car yet. wǒ men hái yǒu shí jiān tán tā men hái méi shàng chē |
| [13:41.22] | Look, there they go. nǐ kàn, tā men shàng chē le |
| [13:44.72] | Okay, Phoebe. We should probably go back now. hǎo le, fēi bǐ huò xǔ wǒ men gāi huí qù le |
| [13:48.02] | Please, don' t leave me. I' ll be lonely. qiú qiú nǐ bié lí kāi wǒ wǒ huì hěn jì mò de |
| [13:51.43] | Stop it. Stop. bié shuō le |
| [13:53.83] | Okay, let' s go. We can be strong. Yeah, okay. wǒ men zǒu ba, wǒ men kě yǐ hěn jiān qiáng de hǎo ba |
| [14:00.87] | Did you hear that? She said, " Monica." nǐ tīng dào le ma? tā zài jiào" mó nī kǎ" |
| [14:04.51] | I can' t leave her. wǒ bù néng diū xià tā |
| [14:07.34] | We could sneak the dog back and Chandler wouldn' t even know. wǒ men kě yǐ tōu tōu bǎ gǒu dài huí qù qián dé bú huì fā xiàn de |
| [14:10.61] | That won' t work. nà shi xíng bù tōng de |
| [14:11.88] | I' ve had that dog for three days, and Chandler had no idea. wǒ bǎ xiǎo gǒu cáng zài fáng jiān lǐ sān tiān qián dé wán quán bù zhī dào |
| [14:15.32] | He' s not so smart. tā méi yǒu nà me cōng míng |
| [14:16.92] | Hey. I didn' t know either. hēi, wǒ yě bù zhī dào |
| [14:19.72] | Yeah, but you kind of knew that something was going on, didn' t you? duì, dàn shì nǐ jué de guài guài de, duì ba? |
| [14:24.56] | Yeah, I knew. méi cuò, wǒ zhī dào |
| [14:32.17] | Where' s Chandler? qián dé zài nǎ lǐ? |
| [14:34.50] | Here I am. Wash your hands. wǒ zài zhè lǐ kuài qù xǐ shǒu |
| [14:39.44] | How did you know? nǐ zěn me zhī dào? |
| [14:45.15] | Hey, what' s she doing back here? tā zěn me yòu huí lái le? |
| [14:47.41] | Relax, Ross. She' s not made of ice cream. bié jī dòng, luó sī tā bú shì bīng qí lín zuò de |
| [14:51.79] | Hey, look, Phoebe. I laid out the states geographically. tīng zhe, fēi bǐ wǒ zhào wèi zhì jiāng gè zhōu zhōu míng pái hǎo |
| [14:55.59] | We don' t have time. We have to keep Chandler away. méi shí jiān tán zhè jiàn shì le wǒ men bù néng ràng tā kào jìn wǒ fáng jiān |
| [14:59.09] | Yeah, but, look what.. This is what we do not have time for! duì, dàn shì suǒ yǐ wǒ men méi yǒu shí jiān le |
| [15:07.70] | Where' s Monica? ln Phoebe' s room. You can' t go in. mó nī kǎ zài nǎ lǐ? tā zài fēi bǐ fáng lǐ, nǐ bù néng jìn qù |
| [15:11.27] | Why not? wèi shí me? |
| [15:15.11] | Monica' s crying. mó nī kǎ zài kū |
| [15:18.48] | She' s very upset about this whole Klunkers thing. guān yú kè lǎng kè de shì tā fēi cháng nán guò |
| [15:22.48] | Well, I should go in there. No, no. wǒ yīng gāi jìn qù de bù |
| [15:26.15] | No, she doesn' t want to see you right now. bù, xiàn zài tā bù xiǎng jiàn nǐ |
| [15:30.66] | Why not? Because you sent away the dog. wèi shí me? yīn wèi nǐ bǎ nà zhǐ gǒu gǎn zǒu |
| [15:34.36] | That' s ridiculous. Oh, is it? Is it?! nà tài kě xiào le shì ma? |
| [15:38.83] | Look, when Monica and I were kids, we had a dog named Rover. tīng zhe, mó nī kǎ gēn wǒ xiǎo shí hòu wǒ men yǎng le yì zhī gǒu jiào lù fú |
| [15:44.04] | And one day, my dad decides he doesn' t like dogs. yǒu yì tiān wǒ bà jué dìng tā bù xǐ huān gǒu |
| [15:48.08] | So Monica and her friend, Phyllis... mó nī kǎ gēn tā de péng yǒu fēi lì sī |
| [15:53.25] | take away the dog and that was the last time we ever saw him. See? bǎ gǒu sòng zǒu nà shi wǒ men zuì hòu yī cì jiàn dào tā, hǎo ma? |
| [15:57.18] | This is just like that... zhè cì yě yí yàng |
| [16:00.22] | only with a few details changed. zhǐ bù guò yǒu xiē xì jié bù yí yàng |
| [16:07.53] | Okay, I' m in my sweatpants. hǎo ba, wǒ huàn le yùn dòng kù |
| [16:09.96] | Bring on the food. bǎ shí wù duān shàng lái ba |
| [16:15.04] | What' s the matter? Monica' s upset because of Klunkers. zěn me le? mó nī kǎ yīn wèi kè lǎng kè de shì hěn nán guò |
| [16:20.01] | So? Bring the dog back. You' re a hero. suǒ yǐ ne? bǎ gǒu bào huí lái nǐ huì chéng wéi dà yīng xióng de |
| [16:23.08] | Yeah, I could be a hero. I could do that. duì, wǒ kě yǐ dāng dà yīng xióng wǒ kě yǐ nà me zuò |
| [16:26.41] | What if it attacks me? wàn yī tā gōng jī wǒ ne? |
| [16:29.58] | Chandler, it' s like a big gerbil. qián dé, tā jiù xiàng zhǐ dà shā shǔ |
| [16:33.99] | And that doesn' t scare you? nǐ bù hài pà ma? |
| [16:41.23] | Ross, you need some help? luó sī, nǐ xū yào bāng máng ma? |
| [16:43.40] | From you? nǐ yào bāng wǒ máng? |
| [16:46.07] | Yes, please. hǎo de, bài tuō nǐ le |
| [16:53.44] | First of all, Utah? shǒu xiān, yóu tā zhōu? |
| [16:56.14] | Dude, you can' t just make stuff up. xiōng dì, nǐ bù néng luàn biān zhōu míng |
| [17:05.02] | I hate America! wǒ hèn měi guó |
| [17:07.82] | When I finish this game, I swear I am moving. zhè gè yóu xì jié shù hòu wǒ fā shì wǒ yào bān jiā |
| [17:13.13] | Tag still talking to the police? Yeah. tài gé hái zài gēn jǐng chá tán? duì |
| [17:16.40] | Dammit. Why did I open my mouth? gāi sǐ, wǒ wèi shí me yào shuō huà? |
| [17:19.20] | " I have a crush on you. I' m attracted to you." " wǒ àn liàn nǐ wǒ bèi nǐ xī yǐn" |
| [17:22.14] | I know that I freaked him out. wǒ zhī dào wǒ xià huài tā le |
| [17:24.44] | If you said it like that, you did. rú guǒ nǐ shì nà zhǒng kǒu qì, tā yí dìng xià huài le |
| [17:29.38] | Hey, is Chandler here? hēi, qián dé zài ma? |
| [17:30.71] | No, he went for a walk. bù, tā qù sàn bù le |
| [17:33.58] | Okay, you cannot tell him, but look who' s back. hǎo le, nǐ men bù néng gào sù tā dàn kàn kàn shì shuí huí lái le |
| [17:38.89] | Well, no, no, no. ō, bù |
| [17:40.49] | He went over to Ross' to bring the dog back here. tā dào luó sī jiā qù dài xiǎo gǒu huí lái |
| [17:43.16] | Oh, no, the dog' s not going to be there! bù, xiǎo gǒu bù zài nà li yé |
| [17:47.90] | You think? nǐ zhè me jué de a? |
| [17:53.40] | Hi, honey. hāi, tián xīn |
| [17:54.90] | Please, please, please, don' t be mad at me. qiú qiú nǐ bié duì wǒ shēng qì |
| [17:57.94] | What? Why would..? Wait and see. shén me? wèi shí me? děng zhe qiáo ba |
| [18:00.11] | Maybe we will, maybe we won' t. huò xǔ wǒ men huì, huò xǔ wǒ men bú huì |
| [18:03.54] | Okay, I went over to Ross' to bring back Klunkers for you... wǒ pǎo dào luó sī jiā xiǎng bāng nǐ bǎ kè lǎng kè bào huí lái |
| [18:07.25] | and I left the door open, and she must' ve gotten out. wǒ wàng le guān mén tā yí dìng shì pǎo chū qù le |
| [18:12.42] | And I looked everywhere, all over the apartment, including the roof. wǒ dào chù dōu zhǎo guò, zhǎo biàn zhěng dòng gōng yù, bāo kuò wū dǐng |
| [18:16.89] | Which, FYI, Ross, one of your neighbors, growing weed. duì le, luó sī nǐ lín jū zài wū dǐng shàng zhǒng dà má |
| [18:22.70] | I couldn' t find him... wǒ zhǎo bu dào tā |
| [18:24.33] | and I am so, so, so sorry. wǒ zhēn de hěn bào qiàn |
| [18:28.50] | But I do know where we can all go ease the pain. dàn wǒ zhī dào zěn me yàng néng ràng dà jiā wàng jì tòng kǔ |
| [18:36.08] | We have good news. Look who' s back! wǒ men yǒu hǎo xiāo xī, kàn kàn shuí huí lái le |
| [18:39.81] | Klunkers. Oh, my God! kè lǎng kè, wǒ de tiān a |
| [18:42.98] | She came back all by herself. It' s a Thanksgiving miracle. tā shì zì jǐ pǎo huí lái de zhè shì gǎn ēn jié qí jī |
| [18:49.49] | It is so good to see you. zhēn gāo xīng néng jiàn dào nǐ |
| [18:52.13] | She came all the way back from Ross'. tā cóng luó sī jiā pǎo le huí lái |
| [18:54.50] | The things she must' ve seen. tā yí dìng yù dào hěn duō shì |
| [18:57.97] | She climbed up the fire escape... tā pá shàng xiāo fáng tī |
| [18:59.83] | and tapped on the window with her teeny paw, and we ran to let her in. yòng tā de xiǎo jiǎo pāi dǎ chuāng hù wǒ men pǎo qù kāi chuāng ràng tā jìn lái |
| [19:06.64] | I went too far, didn' t I? wǒ shuō de tài guò huǒ le, duì ba? |
| [19:09.24] | When should I have stopped? wǒ gāi zài nǎ lǐ jiù zhù kǒu ne? |
| [19:16.32] | Okay, maybe this is so hard, because there aren' t 50 states. hǎo le, huò xǔ zhè gè yóu xì hěn nán shì yīn wèi měi guó méi yǒu wǔ shí zhōu |
| [19:23.02] | Let me tell you something. I have 49 states... wǒ dé gào sù nǐ yī jiàn shì wǒ xiě chū sì shí jiǔ zhōu de zhōu míng |
| [19:26.66] | and there are no more! nà yǐ jīng shì quán bù de dá àn le |
| [19:30.06] | I think I should be able to eat something. wǒ xiǎng wǒ yīng gāi kě yǐ chī diǎn dōng xī le |
| [19:34.20] | It' s up to you. suí biàn nǐ |
| [19:40.01] | Oh, hi. How are you doing? I' m okay. hāi, nǐ hái hǎo ma? wǒ hěn hǎo |
| [19:43.14] | I got to go to the police station and look at mug shots. wǒ dé dào jǐng jú qù zhǐ rèn xián fàn de zhào piān |
| [19:46.35] | Thanks for having me over. xiè xiè nǐ yāo qǐng wǒ lái zhè lǐ |
| [19:47.81] | Tag, you' re going? tài gé, nǐ yào zǒu le ma? |
| [19:50.65] | We didn' t even get a chance to talk. wǒ men hái méi yǒu jī huì hǎo hǎo tán yī tán |
| [19:53.32] | So where did you say you' re from again? nǐ shuō nǐ shì nǎ yī zhōu de rén? |
| [19:55.89] | Colorado. What good are you? kē luó lā duō zhōu nǐ zhēn shì méi yòng |
| [20:04.67] | Look, I think we should talk about what happened on the terrace. tīng zhe, wǒ xiǎng wǒ men gāi tán tán zài yáng tái shàng fā shēng de shì |
| [20:08.74] | Okay. hǎo ba |
| [20:10.34] | I never should' ve said what I said. wǒ bù gāi shuō nèi xiē huà de |
| [20:12.41] | It just doesn' t matter how I feel. wǒ de gǎn jué bìng bù zhòng yào |
| [20:15.01] | We work together, so nothing could ever happen between us. wǒ men yì qǐ gōng zuò bù yīng gāi yǒu rèn hé sī rén guān xì |
| [20:18.75] | I would love to go to work on Monday and never talk about this again. xīng qī yī wǒ xiǎng gāo gāo xìng xīng qù shàng bān zài yě bù tí zhè jiàn shì |
| [20:23.88] | Okay. Big day, Monday. Lots to do. hǎo le, xīng qī yī shì gè dà rì zi wǒ men hái yǒu hěn duō shì yào zuò |
| [20:28.02] | So we okay? wǒ men yīng gāi hái hǎo ba? |
| [20:29.56] | I' m not. wǒ yì diǎn dōu bù hǎo |
| [20:31.93] | I freaked you out. wǒ jiù zhī dào wǒ xià dào nǐ le |
| [20:33.46] | No, you didn' t. bù, nǐ méi yǒu |
| [20:35.63] | What freaked me out was you saying nothing could happen between us. xià huài wǒ de shì nǐ shuō wǒ men bù gāi yǒu sī rén guān xì |
| [20:40.77] | Really? Yeah. zhēn de ma? duì |
| [20:43.70] | So please don' t fire me for doing this. qǐng bú yào yīn wèi wǒ zhè me zuò jiù chǎo wǒ yóu yú |
| [20:56.98] | That' s one less thing we have to do on Monday. xīng qī yī wǒ men dé zuò de shì shǎo le yī jiàn |
| [21:21.64] | Delaware. dé lā wǎ zhōu |
| [21:26.75] | Delaware. dé lā wǎ zhōu |
| [21:28.92] | All right. I want my turkey now. hǎo ba wǒ yào chī wǒ de huǒ jī |
| [21:32.49] | You got it. méi wèn tí |
| [21:39.16] | You got Nevada twice. nǐ chóng fù xiě le liǎng cì nèi huá dá zhōu |
| [21:44.80] | I know. Yeah. wǒ zhī dào hǎo ba |
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