| [00:06.03] | -I'm ready. -You sure? - |
| [00:08.74] | Let me just straighten out your helmet there. |
| [00:11.61] | -Thanks, Daddy. -No, no. One daddy, two mommies. - |
| [00:16.98] | -All right, it's all yours. -Okay, okay. - |
| [00:20.22] | There you go, there you go. |
| [00:22.22] | Wow, Ben's first big kid's bike. This is so exciting! |
| [00:26.39] | Oh, yeah, I remember mine. |
| [00:28.56] | It was my sixth birthday. I went to the park... |
| [00:31.26] | -and I got on it and it bent. -Yeah. - |
| [00:35.80] | -I never had a bike of my own. -What? - |
| [00:38.60] | We didn't have a lot of money. |
| [00:40.60] | But the girl across the street had the best bike. |
| [00:43.57] | It was pink and it had rainbow-colored tassels hanging off the handles... |
| [00:48.24] | and a bell and this big, white wicker basket... |
| [00:51.45] | with those plastic daisies stuck on. |
| [00:54.98] | That sounds like my first bike. |
| [00:58.72] | My dad gave me his old one. |
| [01:01.66] | -Did the girl ever let you ride it? -No. - |
| [01:04.03] | But she gave me the box that it came in. |
| [01:06.93] | It had a picture of the bike on the front. |
| [01:10.37] | So I would sit on it and my stepdad would drag me around the backyard. |
| [01:15.34] | That is so unfair. |
| [01:17.31] | Not really, I got to drag him around too. |
| [01:21.04] | The One With All the Candy |
| [00:00.00] | |
| [02:05.29] | Hey, what are you guys doing? |
| [02:07.32] | Making candy for the neighbors. |
| [02:09.86] | I'm sorry, who? |
| [02:12.43] | I'm gonna hang a basket on the door. |
| [02:14.73] | When the neighbors walk by, they can take a piece. |
| [02:19.10] | -But we don't know the neighbors. -I do. - |
| [02:21.54] | There's, let's see, the guy with the mustache... |
| [02:24.91] | smokes-a-lot lady, some kids I've seen... |
| [02:28.51] | and the red-haired guy who does not like to be called Rusty. |
| [02:33.18] | See, this is exactly why I'm making this candy. |
| [02:36.08] | We can get to know our neighbors. |
| [02:38.19] | Wouldn't it be easier if we just moved? |
| [02:43.19] | Good morning! |
| [02:45.59] | -Somebody's in a good mood. -Well, why shouldn't I be? - |
| [02:49.13] | I have great friends. I have a wonderful job.. |
| [02:52.33] | Where you can make out with your assistant. |
| [02:55.60] | It's not a big deal. |
| [02:56.97] | We stayed up creating a plan so that us dating won't be a problem. |
| [03:01.24] | Oh, yeah? What's the plan? |
| [03:06.45] | We.. We are not... |
| [03:10.69] | going to let it... |
| [03:12.82] | be a problem. |
| [03:15.52] | It took you all night to come up with that plan? |
| [03:18.83] | Well, you know, we did other stuff too. |
| [03:22.66] | Did you two...? |
| [03:23.87] | Oh, I don't sleep with guys on the first date. |
| [03:26.67] | -Matt Wire, Mark Lynn, Ben Wise.. -Anymore! - |
| [03:36.24] | Hi, Tag, I have a conference call today, is that correct? |
| [03:39.85] | -Yes, at 4. -Okay, thank you, that'll be all. - |
| [03:43.59] | Wait, wait. |
| [03:49.19] | Did you see that? |
| [03:50.43] | He had no idea there was something going on between us. |
| [04:01.24] | -I'd better get back to my desk. -Okay, hard worker. - |
| [04:06.74] | I'll put that in your evaluation. |
| [04:09.24] | -My what? -You've been here for two months now. - |
| [04:12.25] | And your boss is required to hand in a performance evaluation. |
| [04:16.12] | But you know, there is one thing that I have yet to evaluate. |
| [04:26.83] | -Are you serious? -No, but I've always wanted to do that. - |
| [04:31.47] | Can you help me clean this up? |
| [04:39.14] | The basket is totally empty! The neighbors ate it all! |
| [04:42.54] | Well, either that or... |
| [04:46.61] | Joey! |
| [04:49.88] | Yeah? |
| [04:51.22] | -Did you eat all the neighbor candy? -That was the plan. - |
| [04:54.56] | When I got to it, there was only a few pieces left. |
| [04:58.03] | They've come by all day. They love it. |
| [05:00.83] | They love my candy? |
| [05:03.23] | -Oh, man, I gotta go make more. -Hey, Mon. - |
| [05:06.47] | Make some more lasagna too. Something might have happened to a chunk of it. |
| [05:12.34] | Ross, the neighbors ate all my candy. |
| [05:14.71] | Mine stole my newspaper. |
| [05:16.51] | It's like a crime wave. |
| [05:22.25] | Phoebe, you got a second? |
| [05:24.65] | Sure. |
| [05:26.65] | Ever since you told me about that bike... |
| [05:29.32] | I couldn't stop thinking about it. |
| [05:31.69] | I mean, everyone should have a first bike, you know? So... |
| [05:39.23] | Oh, my God, Ross! |
| [05:42.37] | -You like it? -I love it! - |
| [05:44.47] | -Yeah? -Oh, oh, God.. |
| [05:46.97] | And I love you. |
| [05:49.38] | Not that way. |
| [05:51.51] | But the bike got you a lot closer. |
| [05:54.35] | Well, take it downstairs. |
| [05:56.35] | You know, give it a test drive. |
| [05:58.39] | Okay. Oh, my God. |
| [06:01.02] | My first bike! |
| [06:03.22] | Thank you for the best present I've ever gotten. |
| [06:06.86] | You're welcome. |
| [06:10.63] | Oh, and Chandler's about to cry. |
| [06:15.04] | Am not. |
| [06:20.94] | |
| [06:22.88] | Don't worry, I'm brave. |
| [06:24.61] | I.. I am brave. |
| [06:28.52] | No, no, no, no! |
| [06:31.59] | Can you tell me who is there, please? |
| [06:34.92] | My name's Gary. I live upstairs. |
| [06:39.93] | -Hi. -Hi. |
| [06:41.43] | -Do you know what time it is? -It's candy time. - |
| [06:45.47] | My roommate says they taste like little drops of heaven. |
| [06:48.80] | Oh, please. |
| [06:51.04] | Did you hear that? "Little drops of heaven." |
| [06:55.44] | Four a.m. |
| [06:57.25] | So can I get some candy? |
| [06:59.65] | I am sorry, but some of us have to get up early and go to work. |
| [07:04.35] | He does not know that I am not "some of us." |
| [07:09.76] | I'm sorry, but I'll put some out in the morning. |
| [07:12.96] | Okay, I'll swing by later. |
| [07:15.60] | You live in this building? |
| [07:18.63] | Seems like I'd remember you. |
| [07:23.70] | Night, Gar. |
| [07:37.95] | So did you read your evaluation yet? |
| [07:40.49] | No, it was marked "confidential." |
| [07:43.12] | I just sent it to human resources. |
| [07:48.53] | Please, you're kidding, right? I wrote that one as a joke for you. |
| [07:52.63] | A joke they would appreciate? |
| [07:54.67] | I'm thinking, no. |
| [07:57.71] | -What did you say? -I said you were a good kisser... - |
| [08:02.31] | and that I liked your teeny, tiny tushy. |
| [08:07.62] | No, not my tushy. |
| [08:10.02] | It gets worse. |
| [08:11.35] | About your initiative, I wrote: |
| [08:13.69] | "He was able to unhook my bra with minimal supervision." “ |
| [08:18.33] | Under problems with performance, I wrote, "Dear God, I hope not." |
| [08:23.50] | And then.. And then I drew a little smiley face. |
| [08:27.77] | And then a small pornographic sketch. |
| [08:40.28] | That is so sweet of you to get Phoebe that bike. |
| [08:43.42] | When I heard the story, I almost cried. |
| [08:45.92] | Almost cried, huh? |
| [08:47.69] | Hear that, Chandler? "Almost" cried. |
| [08:51.26] | Hey, you cry every time somebody talks about Titanic. |
| [08:54.90] | Those two had only each other. |
| [08:58.47] | She really likes it, huh? |
| [09:00.10] | Oh, yeah. I saw her walking it down the street. |
| [09:02.90] | She had these flowers in the basket. It was so cute. |
| [09:06.24] | I saw her this morning, walking it by the park. |
| [09:09.88] | Wait, she was walking the bike? |
| [09:12.11] | Both times? |
| [09:15.05] | -Hey, Phoebe. -Oh, hi! |
| [09:17.49] | -Hey, so you enjoying the bike? -Oh, uh-huh, so much. - |
| [09:21.99] | Phoebe, you do know how to ride a bike, don't you? |
| [09:28.90] | Of course. |
| [09:32.20] | Can we see you ride it? |
| [09:33.83] | Okay. |
| [09:49.82] | See? |
| [09:59.79] | I told you not to get involved with your assistant. |
| [10:02.80] | There's no such thing as a secret when it comes to affairs. |
| [10:07.10] | Did you hear that, Chandler? |
| [10:09.97] | No such thing. |
| [10:13.04] | What happened? I'm just eating candy. |
| [10:17.55] | Maybe it's not that bad. They might not take it the way I meant it. |
| [10:21.58] | Absolutely, you know? Because "tushy" can mean both ass... |
| [10:25.55] | and good worker. |
| [10:28.86] | I just gotta get the thing back. |
| [10:31.16] | Rach? That sketch you mentioned? |
| [10:33.33] | Might it have looked a little like this? |
| [10:36.36] | Oh, my God, Joey! |
| [10:39.90] | -What is the matter with you? -God! - |
| [10:43.90] | This little talent came in handy before I could afford porn. |
| [10:53.15] | Hi, I'm sorry. I know it's after hours, but I really need candy. |
| [10:57.99] | I'm sorry, I can't help you. See? Rules are rules. |
| [11:01.26] | Please, I have people coming from out of town today. |
| [11:04.46] | -I told them all about your candy. -You're kidding. - |
| [11:07.56] | Out-of-towners, huh? What did you tell them? |
| [11:10.80] | I told them your candy was absolutely indescribable. |
| [11:14.47] | Some people have said it's "little drops of heaven." But whatever. |
| [11:20.01] | -Please, can't you help me out? -Hey, Chandler, do we know that lady? - |
| [11:24.18] | Isn't she the woman who lives below you and has sex really loud? |
| [11:28.45] | All right, I'll do it just this once. |
| [11:30.85] | -But you can't tell anyone. -Please, just give it to me. - |
| [11:34.32] | Yeah, that's her. |
| [11:37.32] | -Thank you. -Unbelievable! - |
| [11:39.53] | I can't believe that sign didn't work. |
| [11:42.16] | You know what would work? Stop making candy. |
| [11:46.10] | But they like it. |
| [11:48.24] | You mean they like you. |
| [11:51.01] | Maybe. |
| [11:52.37] | Is that why you became a chef, so people would like you? |
| [11:55.84] | You want to talk about getting people to like you, huh, funny man? |
| [12:09.62] | Just remember everything I taught you and you'll be fine. |
| [12:13.06] | Okay? Here we go. |
| [12:15.03] | Ready, set.. |
| [12:17.16] | Wait, this seat is really uncomfortable. |
| [12:20.33] | Maybe before we start we should just get another one. |
| [12:23.67] | Perhaps like an airplane seat, or a beanbag chair! |
| [12:28.01] | You can't get out of this. You have to learn how to ride a bike. |
| [12:32.38] | Why? Why do I have to learn? |
| [12:36.28] | -Well, in case of an emergency. -What kind of emergency? - |
| [12:40.89] | Well, what if a man comes along and puts a gun to your head and says: |
| [12:45.56] | "You ride this bike or I'll.. |
| [12:48.53] | I'll shoot you." |
| [12:51.37] | I would ring the bell to distract him. |
| [12:53.90] | Then I would knock the gun away with a Chinese throwing star. |
| [12:58.74] | Okay, Phoebe, just get on the bike... |
| [13:02.24] | and, hey, I'll hold you up and push you. Okay? |
| [13:07.41] | You won't let go? |
| [13:09.18] | -No. -You swear? - |
| [13:10.68] | I swear. |
| [13:13.79] | -Okay. -Come on. |
| [13:18.69] | Here we go. All right? |
| [13:20.39] | All right? |
| [13:21.66] | Feel good? All right, try pedaling. |
| [13:23.83] | That's it, you're doing great. Yes, take control. |
| [13:27.23] | Yes, yes, yes! |
| [13:31.84] | Oh, no! |
| [13:35.48] | You swore! |
| [13:36.98] | -I just thought you were doing so well. -I am shocked. Shocked! - |
| [13:46.25] | It's a legitimate learning technique. |
| [13:49.89] | Wow. |
| [13:59.80] | Hey, there's some people outside asking about candy. |
| [14:04.37] | They'll just have to wait, okay? I only got two hands! |
| [14:08.18] | -Need some help? -No, you don't know the system. - |
| [14:11.48] | I don't need nobody messing with the system! |
| [14:14.82] | By the way, the week before your wedding, you may not see a lot of me. |
| [14:29.40] | Oh, hello, liar. |
| [14:33.87] | Look, I'm really sorry I let go of the bike. |
| [14:37.91] | I could've been killed, you know. |
| [14:41.91] | I know, I know. |
| [14:45.45] | But can we please try it again? |
| [14:47.85] | I mean, you were so close, Phoebe. |
| [14:50.38] | Well, I would love to... |
| [14:53.72] | but the bike got stolen and the police have no suspects. |
| [15:03.40] | -Phoebe. -What? |
| [15:07.77] | What the hell? |
| [15:11.14] | You know what? |
| [15:12.41] | If you won't learn how to ride, then I'm sorry... |
| [15:15.74] | -I have to take it back. -But why? - |
| [15:19.08] | Because it's... |
| [15:22.25] | It'd be like you having this guitar... |
| [15:25.85] | and never playing it. |
| [15:27.89] | Okay, this guitar wants to be played. |
| [15:30.99] | And this bike wants to be ridden. |
| [15:34.36] | And if you don't ride it... |
| [15:36.86] | you're killing its spirit. |
| [15:42.90] | The bike... |
| [15:45.07] | is dying. |
| [15:50.81] | All right. If you care enough to make up that load of crap, okay. |
| [15:55.82] | Great. |
| [15:59.79] | You're making the bike very happy. |
| [16:02.02] | Okay, Ross. |
| [16:06.19] | Please don't die! |
| [16:11.63] | To get the evaluation before they see it... |
| [16:14.34] | we gotta get into Zelner's office. He doesn't get in until 10. |
| [16:19.11] | But his assistant, Betty, comes in early to eat breakfast at her desk. |
| [16:23.34] | -That's kind of sad. -Yeah, well, Betty's kind of sad. - |
| [16:27.01] | Which is why I believe I can lure her away with these chocolates. |
| [16:32.32] | While I distract her, you go in. |
| [16:34.62] | -Got it. -Let's roll. - |
| [16:37.69] | Hello, Rachel. You got a minute? |
| [16:40.13] | Yeah, sure, Mr. Zelner. For you? Anything. Minute. |
| [16:43.66] | Okay, great. |
| [16:45.73] | Abort the plan. |
| [16:48.14] | Actually, I'd like to speak to both of you. |
| [16:51.24] | Okay. |
| [16:53.57] | Well, can we get you anything, Mr. Zelner? Maybe some chocolates. |
| [16:59.58] | No, thanks, but I'll give these to Betty. |
| [17:04.35] | So, I read your evaluation of Tag. |
| [17:07.32] | Or, to use his full name, Tag "Sweet Cheeks" Jones? |
| [17:12.39] | Is something going on with you two? |
| [17:16.06] | Oh, my God, can you imagine if there was? |
| [17:21.97] | I mean, what would happen exactly? |
| [17:26.71] | Well, I'd be forced to file a report. |
| [17:29.41] | I'd have to consult with the legal department. |
| [17:32.35] | And your future at the company would be in jeopardy. |
| [17:36.75] | -Well.. -Mr. Zelner... |
| [17:39.05] | I filled in that evaluation. |
| [17:41.42] | -Oh, no.. -Yeah, yeah. |
| [17:43.02] | I thought it would be funny. |
| [17:46.29] | You wrote that you have a cute tushy? |
| [17:50.73] | Yes. |
| [17:52.00] | I have a weird sense of humor. |
| [17:54.70] | And I'm kind of strangely proud of my butt. |
| [17:58.64] | It's kind of a risky joke, Tag. |
| [18:01.51] | What is this drawing? I can't figure it out. |
| [18:04.41] | It's upside down, you gotta.. It doesn't matter. |
| [18:09.15] | It's not like I don't have a sense of humor. |
| [18:11.89] | Hell, I even enjoy a naughty limerick every now and then. |
| [18:18.09] | There's a time and a place. |
| [18:21.73] | Unless you have a limerick right now. |
| [18:27.03] | No? Okay. Well, you've got my fax number. |
| [18:38.81] | I can't believe you did that. That was sweet. |
| [18:41.62] | -Don't worry about it. -You could've lost your job. - |
| [18:44.75] | Are you kidding me? With this cute butt, I'd find work. |
| [18:50.16] | Thank you, you're great. |
| [18:54.19] | -You know what? -What? |
| [18:56.43] | I feel great. |
| [18:58.83] | In fact... |
| [19:05.44] | What? |
| [19:07.17] | It's just.. It took me so long to get that desk organized. |
| [19:11.45] | I'm sorry. |
| [19:14.35] | There it is. |
| [19:28.16] | What is going on? |
| [19:29.60] | We're waiting for the candy. Bring out the candy! |
| [19:33.17] | Yeah, lady, give us candy. |
| [19:37.10] | Joey! |
| [19:39.04] | -What's up, buddy? -What are you doing? - |
| [19:42.91] | Waiting to get candy. |
| [19:45.15] | Get in here. |
| [19:47.11] | Hey, and you cannot smoke in here. |
| [19:54.05] | Merry Christmas. |
| [19:56.66] | The candy is coming! I need another 15 minutes for it to cool. |
| [20:02.40] | All right, everybody, just be quiet. Be quiet! Be quiet! Pipe down! |
| [20:07.23] | What is the matter with you people? |
| [20:09.57] | This woman was trying to do a nice thing for you. |
| [20:12.91] | She was making candy so she could get to know all of you... |
| [20:16.58] | and I'll bet that not one of you can tell me her name. |
| [20:20.25] | Am I right? |
| [20:22.42] | Candy Lady? |
| [20:25.59] | No, not "Candy Lady." |
| [20:28.69] | If we know it, can we have candy? |
| [20:32.23] | All right, you know what? |
| [20:34.70] | Forget it, you've ruined it. |
| [20:36.93] | Go home. You've ruined it. |
| [20:39.20] | That's all wrong! You guys ruined everything. You ruined it! |
| [20:49.78] | -Thank you. -You're welcome. - |
| [20:54.38] | Did you smoke? |
| [20:56.18] | No, smokes-a-lot lady blew smoke directly into my mouth. |
| [21:02.59] | Are you okay? |
| [21:04.19] | Fine, but it was really scary for a while. |
| [21:06.99] | Someone slipped a threatening note under the door! |
| [21:10.30] | Oh, yeah. Sorry about that. Mob mentality or whatever. |
| [21:25.18] | I can't believe it. I did it. I rode a bike! |
| [21:28.58] | I never thought I'd be able to do that. Thank you. |
| [21:31.79] | Oh, hey, don't thank me. Thank yourself. |
| [21:34.35] | You're the one who faced your fears and ultimately overcame them. |
| [21:38.39] | Don't be so corny, Ross. It's not an After School Special. |
| [00:00.00] | undefined |
| [00:06.03] | I' m ready. You sure? |
| [00:08.74] | Let me just straighten out your helmet there. |
| [00:11.61] | Thanks, Daddy. No, no. One daddy, two mommies. |
| [00:16.98] | All right, it' s all yours. Okay, okay. |
| [00:20.22] | There you go, there you go. |
| [00:22.22] | Wow, Ben' s first big kid' s bike. This is so exciting! |
| [00:26.39] | Oh, yeah, I remember mine. |
| [00:28.56] | It was my sixth birthday. I went to the park... |
| [00:31.26] | and I got on it and it bent. Yeah. |
| [00:35.80] | I never had a bike of my own. What? |
| [00:38.60] | We didn' t have a lot of money. |
| [00:40.60] | But the girl across the street had the best bike. |
| [00:43.57] | It was pink and it had rainbowcolored tassels hanging off the handles... |
| [00:48.24] | and a bell and this big, white wicker basket... |
| [00:51.45] | with those plastic daisies stuck on. |
| [00:54.98] | That sounds like my first bike. |
| [00:58.72] | My dad gave me his old one. |
| [01:01.66] | Did the girl ever let you ride it? No. |
| [01:04.03] | But she gave me the box that it came in. |
| [01:06.93] | It had a picture of the bike on the front. |
| [01:10.37] | So I would sit on it and my stepdad would drag me around the backyard. |
| [01:15.34] | That is so unfair. |
| [01:17.31] | Not really, I got to drag him around too. |
| [01:21.04] | The One With All the Candy |
| [00:00.00] | |
| [02:05.29] | Hey, what are you guys doing? |
| [02:07.32] | Making candy for the neighbors. |
| [02:09.86] | I' m sorry, who? |
| [02:12.43] | I' m gonna hang a basket on the door. |
| [02:14.73] | When the neighbors walk by, they can take a piece. |
| [02:19.10] | But we don' t know the neighbors. I do. |
| [02:21.54] | There' s, let' s see, the guy with the mustache... |
| [02:24.91] | smokesalot lady, some kids I' ve seen... |
| [02:28.51] | and the redhaired guy who does not like to be called Rusty. |
| [02:33.18] | See, this is exactly why I' m making this candy. |
| [02:36.08] | We can get to know our neighbors. |
| [02:38.19] | Wouldn' t it be easier if we just moved? |
| [02:43.19] | Good morning! |
| [02:45.59] | Somebody' s in a good mood. Well, why shouldn' t I be? |
| [02:49.13] | I have great friends. I have a wonderful job.. |
| [02:52.33] | Where you can make out with your assistant. |
| [02:55.60] | It' s not a big deal. |
| [02:56.97] | We stayed up creating a plan so that us dating won' t be a problem. |
| [03:01.24] | Oh, yeah? What' s the plan? |
| [03:06.45] | We.. We are not... |
| [03:10.69] | going to let it... |
| [03:12.82] | be a problem. |
| [03:15.52] | It took you all night to come up with that plan? |
| [03:18.83] | Well, you know, we did other stuff too. |
| [03:22.66] | Did you two...? |
| [03:23.87] | Oh, I don' t sleep with guys on the first date. |
| [03:26.67] | Matt Wire, Mark Lynn, Ben Wise.. Anymore! |
| [03:36.24] | Hi, Tag, I have a conference call today, is that correct? |
| [03:39.85] | Yes, at 4. Okay, thank you, that' ll be all. |
| [03:43.59] | Wait, wait. |
| [03:49.19] | Did you see that? |
| [03:50.43] | He had no idea there was something going on between us. |
| [04:01.24] | I' d better get back to my desk. Okay, hard worker. |
| [04:06.74] | I' ll put that in your evaluation. |
| [04:09.24] | My what? You' ve been here for two months now. |
| [04:12.25] | And your boss is required to hand in a performance evaluation. |
| [04:16.12] | But you know, there is one thing that I have yet to evaluate. |
| [04:26.83] | Are you serious? No, but I' ve always wanted to do that. |
| [04:31.47] | Can you help me clean this up? |
| [04:39.14] | The basket is totally empty! The neighbors ate it all! |
| [04:42.54] | Well, either that or... |
| [04:46.61] | Joey! |
| [04:49.88] | Yeah? |
| [04:51.22] | Did you eat all the neighbor candy? That was the plan. |
| [04:54.56] | When I got to it, there was only a few pieces left. |
| [04:58.03] | They' ve come by all day. They love it. |
| [05:00.83] | They love my candy? |
| [05:03.23] | Oh, man, I gotta go make more. Hey, Mon. |
| [05:06.47] | Make some more lasagna too. Something might have happened to a chunk of it. |
| [05:12.34] | Ross, the neighbors ate all my candy. |
| [05:14.71] | Mine stole my newspaper. |
| [05:16.51] | It' s like a crime wave. |
| [05:22.25] | Phoebe, you got a second? |
| [05:24.65] | Sure. |
| [05:26.65] | Ever since you told me about that bike... |
| [05:29.32] | I couldn' t stop thinking about it. |
| [05:31.69] | I mean, everyone should have a first bike, you know? So... |
| [05:39.23] | Oh, my God, Ross! |
| [05:42.37] | You like it? I love it! |
| [05:44.47] | Yeah? Oh, oh, God.. |
| [05:46.97] | And I love you. |
| [05:49.38] | Not that way. |
| [05:51.51] | But the bike got you a lot closer. |
| [05:54.35] | Well, take it downstairs. |
| [05:56.35] | You know, give it a test drive. |
| [05:58.39] | Okay. Oh, my God. |
| [06:01.02] | My first bike! |
| [06:03.22] | Thank you for the best present I' ve ever gotten. |
| [06:06.86] | You' re welcome. |
| [06:10.63] | Oh, and Chandler' s about to cry. |
| [06:15.04] | Am not. |
| [06:20.94] | |
| [06:22.88] | Don' t worry, I' m brave. |
| [06:24.61] | I.. I am brave. |
| [06:28.52] | No, no, no, no! |
| [06:31.59] | Can you tell me who is there, please? |
| [06:34.92] | My name' s Gary. I live upstairs. |
| [06:39.93] | Hi. Hi. |
| [06:41.43] | Do you know what time it is? It' s candy time. |
| [06:45.47] | My roommate says they taste like little drops of heaven. |
| [06:48.80] | Oh, please. |
| [06:51.04] | Did you hear that? " Little drops of heaven." |
| [06:55.44] | Four a. m. |
| [06:57.25] | So can I get some candy? |
| [06:59.65] | I am sorry, but some of us have to get up early and go to work. |
| [07:04.35] | He does not know that I am not " some of us." |
| [07:09.76] | I' m sorry, but I' ll put some out in the morning. |
| [07:12.96] | Okay, I' ll swing by later. |
| [07:15.60] | You live in this building? |
| [07:18.63] | Seems like I' d remember you. |
| [07:23.70] | Night, Gar. |
| [07:37.95] | So did you read your evaluation yet? |
| [07:40.49] | No, it was marked " confidential." |
| [07:43.12] | I just sent it to human resources. |
| [07:48.53] | Please, you' re kidding, right? I wrote that one as a joke for you. |
| [07:52.63] | A joke they would appreciate? |
| [07:54.67] | I' m thinking, no. |
| [07:57.71] | What did you say? I said you were a good kisser... |
| [08:02.31] | and that I liked your teeny, tiny tushy. |
| [08:07.62] | No, not my tushy. |
| [08:10.02] | It gets worse. |
| [08:11.35] | About your initiative, I wrote: |
| [08:13.69] | " He was able to unhook my bra with minimal supervision." " |
| [08:18.33] | Under problems with performance, I wrote, " Dear God, I hope not." |
| [08:23.50] | And then.. And then I drew a little smiley face. |
| [08:27.77] | And then a small pornographic sketch. |
| [08:40.28] | That is so sweet of you to get Phoebe that bike. |
| [08:43.42] | When I heard the story, I almost cried. |
| [08:45.92] | Almost cried, huh? |
| [08:47.69] | Hear that, Chandler? " Almost" cried. |
| [08:51.26] | Hey, you cry every time somebody talks about Titanic. |
| [08:54.90] | Those two had only each other. |
| [08:58.47] | She really likes it, huh? |
| [09:00.10] | Oh, yeah. I saw her walking it down the street. |
| [09:02.90] | She had these flowers in the basket. It was so cute. |
| [09:06.24] | I saw her this morning, walking it by the park. |
| [09:09.88] | Wait, she was walking the bike? |
| [09:12.11] | Both times? |
| [09:15.05] | Hey, Phoebe. Oh, hi! |
| [09:17.49] | Hey, so you enjoying the bike? Oh, uhhuh, so much. |
| [09:21.99] | Phoebe, you do know how to ride a bike, don' t you? |
| [09:28.90] | Of course. |
| [09:32.20] | Can we see you ride it? |
| [09:33.83] | Okay. |
| [09:49.82] | See? |
| [09:59.79] | I told you not to get involved with your assistant. |
| [10:02.80] | There' s no such thing as a secret when it comes to affairs. |
| [10:07.10] | Did you hear that, Chandler? |
| [10:09.97] | No such thing. |
| [10:13.04] | What happened? I' m just eating candy. |
| [10:17.55] | Maybe it' s not that bad. They might not take it the way I meant it. |
| [10:21.58] | Absolutely, you know? Because " tushy" can mean both ass... |
| [10:25.55] | and good worker. |
| [10:28.86] | I just gotta get the thing back. |
| [10:31.16] | Rach? That sketch you mentioned? |
| [10:33.33] | Might it have looked a little like this? |
| [10:36.36] | Oh, my God, Joey! |
| [10:39.90] | What is the matter with you? God! |
| [10:43.90] | This little talent came in handy before I could afford porn. |
| [10:53.15] | Hi, I' m sorry. I know it' s after hours, but I really need candy. |
| [10:57.99] | I' m sorry, I can' t help you. See? Rules are rules. |
| [11:01.26] | Please, I have people coming from out of town today. |
| [11:04.46] | I told them all about your candy. You' re kidding. |
| [11:07.56] | Outoftowners, huh? What did you tell them? |
| [11:10.80] | I told them your candy was absolutely indescribable. |
| [11:14.47] | Some people have said it' s " little drops of heaven." But whatever. |
| [11:20.01] | Please, can' t you help me out? Hey, Chandler, do we know that lady? |
| [11:24.18] | Isn' t she the woman who lives below you and has sex really loud? |
| [11:28.45] | All right, I' ll do it just this once. |
| [11:30.85] | But you can' t tell anyone. Please, just give it to me. |
| [11:34.32] | Yeah, that' s her. |
| [11:37.32] | Thank you. Unbelievable! |
| [11:39.53] | I can' t believe that sign didn' t work. |
| [11:42.16] | You know what would work? Stop making candy. |
| [11:46.10] | But they like it. |
| [11:48.24] | You mean they like you. |
| [11:51.01] | Maybe. |
| [11:52.37] | Is that why you became a chef, so people would like you? |
| [11:55.84] | You want to talk about getting people to like you, huh, funny man? |
| [12:09.62] | Just remember everything I taught you and you' ll be fine. |
| [12:13.06] | Okay? Here we go. |
| [12:15.03] | Ready, set.. |
| [12:17.16] | Wait, this seat is really uncomfortable. |
| [12:20.33] | Maybe before we start we should just get another one. |
| [12:23.67] | Perhaps like an airplane seat, or a beanbag chair! |
| [12:28.01] | You can' t get out of this. You have to learn how to ride a bike. |
| [12:32.38] | Why? Why do I have to learn? |
| [12:36.28] | Well, in case of an emergency. What kind of emergency? |
| [12:40.89] | Well, what if a man comes along and puts a gun to your head and says: |
| [12:45.56] | " You ride this bike or I' ll.. |
| [12:48.53] | I' ll shoot you." |
| [12:51.37] | I would ring the bell to distract him. |
| [12:53.90] | Then I would knock the gun away with a Chinese throwing star. |
| [12:58.74] | Okay, Phoebe, just get on the bike... |
| [13:02.24] | and, hey, I' ll hold you up and push you. Okay? |
| [13:07.41] | You won' t let go? |
| [13:09.18] | No. You swear? |
| [13:10.68] | I swear. |
| [13:13.79] | Okay. Come on. |
| [13:18.69] | Here we go. All right? |
| [13:20.39] | All right? |
| [13:21.66] | Feel good? All right, try pedaling. |
| [13:23.83] | That' s it, you' re doing great. Yes, take control. |
| [13:27.23] | Yes, yes, yes! |
| [13:31.84] | Oh, no! |
| [13:35.48] | You swore! |
| [13:36.98] | I just thought you were doing so well. I am shocked. Shocked! |
| [13:46.25] | It' s a legitimate learning technique. |
| [13:49.89] | Wow. |
| [13:59.80] | Hey, there' s some people outside asking about candy. |
| [14:04.37] | They' ll just have to wait, okay? I only got two hands! |
| [14:08.18] | Need some help? No, you don' t know the system. |
| [14:11.48] | I don' t need nobody messing with the system! |
| [14:14.82] | By the way, the week before your wedding, you may not see a lot of me. |
| [14:29.40] | Oh, hello, liar. |
| [14:33.87] | Look, I' m really sorry I let go of the bike. |
| [14:37.91] | I could' ve been killed, you know. |
| [14:41.91] | I know, I know. |
| [14:45.45] | But can we please try it again? |
| [14:47.85] | I mean, you were so close, Phoebe. |
| [14:50.38] | Well, I would love to... |
| [14:53.72] | but the bike got stolen and the police have no suspects. |
| [15:03.40] | Phoebe. What? |
| [15:07.77] | What the hell? |
| [15:11.14] | You know what? |
| [15:12.41] | If you won' t learn how to ride, then I' m sorry... |
| [15:15.74] | I have to take it back. But why? |
| [15:19.08] | Because it' s... |
| [15:22.25] | It' d be like you having this guitar... |
| [15:25.85] | and never playing it. |
| [15:27.89] | Okay, this guitar wants to be played. |
| [15:30.99] | And this bike wants to be ridden. |
| [15:34.36] | And if you don' t ride it... |
| [15:36.86] | you' re killing its spirit. |
| [15:42.90] | The bike... |
| [15:45.07] | is dying. |
| [15:50.81] | All right. If you care enough to make up that load of crap, okay. |
| [15:55.82] | Great. |
| [15:59.79] | You' re making the bike very happy. |
| [16:02.02] | Okay, Ross. |
| [16:06.19] | Please don' t die! |
| [16:11.63] | To get the evaluation before they see it... |
| [16:14.34] | we gotta get into Zelner' s office. He doesn' t get in until 10. |
| [16:19.11] | But his assistant, Betty, comes in early to eat breakfast at her desk. |
| [16:23.34] | That' s kind of sad. Yeah, well, Betty' s kind of sad. |
| [16:27.01] | Which is why I believe I can lure her away with these chocolates. |
| [16:32.32] | While I distract her, you go in. |
| [16:34.62] | Got it. Let' s roll. |
| [16:37.69] | Hello, Rachel. You got a minute? |
| [16:40.13] | Yeah, sure, Mr. Zelner. For you? Anything. Minute. |
| [16:43.66] | Okay, great. |
| [16:45.73] | Abort the plan. |
| [16:48.14] | Actually, I' d like to speak to both of you. |
| [16:51.24] | Okay. |
| [16:53.57] | Well, can we get you anything, Mr. Zelner? Maybe some chocolates. |
| [16:59.58] | No, thanks, but I' ll give these to Betty. |
| [17:04.35] | So, I read your evaluation of Tag. |
| [17:07.32] | Or, to use his full name, Tag " Sweet Cheeks" Jones? |
| [17:12.39] | Is something going on with you two? |
| [17:16.06] | Oh, my God, can you imagine if there was? |
| [17:21.97] | I mean, what would happen exactly? |
| [17:26.71] | Well, I' d be forced to file a report. |
| [17:29.41] | I' d have to consult with the legal department. |
| [17:32.35] | And your future at the company would be in jeopardy. |
| [17:36.75] | Well.. Mr. Zelner... |
| [17:39.05] | I filled in that evaluation. |
| [17:41.42] | Oh, no.. Yeah, yeah. |
| [17:43.02] | I thought it would be funny. |
| [17:46.29] | You wrote that you have a cute tushy? |
| [17:50.73] | Yes. |
| [17:52.00] | I have a weird sense of humor. |
| [17:54.70] | And I' m kind of strangely proud of my butt. |
| [17:58.64] | It' s kind of a risky joke, Tag. |
| [18:01.51] | What is this drawing? I can' t figure it out. |
| [18:04.41] | It' s upside down, you gotta.. It doesn' t matter. |
| [18:09.15] | It' s not like I don' t have a sense of humor. |
| [18:11.89] | Hell, I even enjoy a naughty limerick every now and then. |
| [18:18.09] | There' s a time and a place. |
| [18:21.73] | Unless you have a limerick right now. |
| [18:27.03] | No? Okay. Well, you' ve got my fax number. |
| [18:38.81] | I can' t believe you did that. That was sweet. |
| [18:41.62] | Don' t worry about it. You could' ve lost your job. |
| [18:44.75] | Are you kidding me? With this cute butt, I' d find work. |
| [18:50.16] | Thank you, you' re great. |
| [18:54.19] | You know what? What? |
| [18:56.43] | I feel great. |
| [18:58.83] | In fact... |
| [19:05.44] | What? |
| [19:07.17] | It' s just.. It took me so long to get that desk organized. |
| [19:11.45] | I' m sorry. |
| [19:14.35] | There it is. |
| [19:28.16] | What is going on? |
| [19:29.60] | We' re waiting for the candy. Bring out the candy! |
| [19:33.17] | Yeah, lady, give us candy. |
| [19:37.10] | Joey! |
| [19:39.04] | What' s up, buddy? What are you doing? |
| [19:42.91] | Waiting to get candy. |
| [19:45.15] | Get in here. |
| [19:47.11] | Hey, and you cannot smoke in here. |
| [19:54.05] | Merry Christmas. |
| [19:56.66] | The candy is coming! I need another 15 minutes for it to cool. |
| [20:02.40] | All right, everybody, just be quiet. Be quiet! Be quiet! Pipe down! |
| [20:07.23] | What is the matter with you people? |
| [20:09.57] | This woman was trying to do a nice thing for you. |
| [20:12.91] | She was making candy so she could get to know all of you... |
| [20:16.58] | and I' ll bet that not one of you can tell me her name. |
| [20:20.25] | Am I right? |
| [20:22.42] | Candy Lady? |
| [20:25.59] | No, not " Candy Lady." |
| [20:28.69] | If we know it, can we have candy? |
| [20:32.23] | All right, you know what? |
| [20:34.70] | Forget it, you' ve ruined it. |
| [20:36.93] | Go home. You' ve ruined it. |
| [20:39.20] | That' s all wrong! You guys ruined everything. You ruined it! |
| [20:49.78] | Thank you. You' re welcome. |
| [20:54.38] | Did you smoke? |
| [20:56.18] | No, smokesalot lady blew smoke directly into my mouth. |
| [21:02.59] | Are you okay? |
| [21:04.19] | Fine, but it was really scary for a while. |
| [21:06.99] | Someone slipped a threatening note under the door! |
| [21:10.30] | Oh, yeah. Sorry about that. Mob mentality or whatever. |
| [21:25.18] | I can' t believe it. I did it. I rode a bike! |
| [21:28.58] | I never thought I' d be able to do that. Thank you. |
| [21:31.79] | Oh, hey, don' t thank me. Thank yourself. |
| [21:34.35] | You' re the one who faced your fears and ultimately overcame them. |
| [21:38.39] | Don' t be so corny, Ross. It' s not an After School Special. |
| [00:00.00] | undefined |
| [00:06.03] | I' m ready. You sure? |
| [00:08.74] | Let me just straighten out your helmet there. |
| [00:11.61] | Thanks, Daddy. No, no. One daddy, two mommies. |
| [00:16.98] | All right, it' s all yours. Okay, okay. |
| [00:20.22] | There you go, there you go. |
| [00:22.22] | Wow, Ben' s first big kid' s bike. This is so exciting! |
| [00:26.39] | Oh, yeah, I remember mine. |
| [00:28.56] | It was my sixth birthday. I went to the park... |
| [00:31.26] | and I got on it and it bent. Yeah. |
| [00:35.80] | I never had a bike of my own. What? |
| [00:38.60] | We didn' t have a lot of money. |
| [00:40.60] | But the girl across the street had the best bike. |
| [00:43.57] | It was pink and it had rainbowcolored tassels hanging off the handles... |
| [00:48.24] | and a bell and this big, white wicker basket... |
| [00:51.45] | with those plastic daisies stuck on. |
| [00:54.98] | That sounds like my first bike. |
| [00:58.72] | My dad gave me his old one. |
| [01:01.66] | Did the girl ever let you ride it? No. |
| [01:04.03] | But she gave me the box that it came in. |
| [01:06.93] | It had a picture of the bike on the front. |
| [01:10.37] | So I would sit on it and my stepdad would drag me around the backyard. |
| [01:15.34] | That is so unfair. |
| [01:17.31] | Not really, I got to drag him around too. |
| [01:21.04] | The One With All the Candy |
| [00:00.00] | |
| [02:05.29] | Hey, what are you guys doing? |
| [02:07.32] | Making candy for the neighbors. |
| [02:09.86] | I' m sorry, who? |
| [02:12.43] | I' m gonna hang a basket on the door. |
| [02:14.73] | When the neighbors walk by, they can take a piece. |
| [02:19.10] | But we don' t know the neighbors. I do. |
| [02:21.54] | There' s, let' s see, the guy with the mustache... |
| [02:24.91] | smokesalot lady, some kids I' ve seen... |
| [02:28.51] | and the redhaired guy who does not like to be called Rusty. |
| [02:33.18] | See, this is exactly why I' m making this candy. |
| [02:36.08] | We can get to know our neighbors. |
| [02:38.19] | Wouldn' t it be easier if we just moved? |
| [02:43.19] | Good morning! |
| [02:45.59] | Somebody' s in a good mood. Well, why shouldn' t I be? |
| [02:49.13] | I have great friends. I have a wonderful job.. |
| [02:52.33] | Where you can make out with your assistant. |
| [02:55.60] | It' s not a big deal. |
| [02:56.97] | We stayed up creating a plan so that us dating won' t be a problem. |
| [03:01.24] | Oh, yeah? What' s the plan? |
| [03:06.45] | We.. We are not... |
| [03:10.69] | going to let it... |
| [03:12.82] | be a problem. |
| [03:15.52] | It took you all night to come up with that plan? |
| [03:18.83] | Well, you know, we did other stuff too. |
| [03:22.66] | Did you two...? |
| [03:23.87] | Oh, I don' t sleep with guys on the first date. |
| [03:26.67] | Matt Wire, Mark Lynn, Ben Wise.. Anymore! |
| [03:36.24] | Hi, Tag, I have a conference call today, is that correct? |
| [03:39.85] | Yes, at 4. Okay, thank you, that' ll be all. |
| [03:43.59] | Wait, wait. |
| [03:49.19] | Did you see that? |
| [03:50.43] | He had no idea there was something going on between us. |
| [04:01.24] | I' d better get back to my desk. Okay, hard worker. |
| [04:06.74] | I' ll put that in your evaluation. |
| [04:09.24] | My what? You' ve been here for two months now. |
| [04:12.25] | And your boss is required to hand in a performance evaluation. |
| [04:16.12] | But you know, there is one thing that I have yet to evaluate. |
| [04:26.83] | Are you serious? No, but I' ve always wanted to do that. |
| [04:31.47] | Can you help me clean this up? |
| [04:39.14] | The basket is totally empty! The neighbors ate it all! |
| [04:42.54] | Well, either that or... |
| [04:46.61] | Joey! |
| [04:49.88] | Yeah? |
| [04:51.22] | Did you eat all the neighbor candy? That was the plan. |
| [04:54.56] | When I got to it, there was only a few pieces left. |
| [04:58.03] | They' ve come by all day. They love it. |
| [05:00.83] | They love my candy? |
| [05:03.23] | Oh, man, I gotta go make more. Hey, Mon. |
| [05:06.47] | Make some more lasagna too. Something might have happened to a chunk of it. |
| [05:12.34] | Ross, the neighbors ate all my candy. |
| [05:14.71] | Mine stole my newspaper. |
| [05:16.51] | It' s like a crime wave. |
| [05:22.25] | Phoebe, you got a second? |
| [05:24.65] | Sure. |
| [05:26.65] | Ever since you told me about that bike... |
| [05:29.32] | I couldn' t stop thinking about it. |
| [05:31.69] | I mean, everyone should have a first bike, you know? So... |
| [05:39.23] | Oh, my God, Ross! |
| [05:42.37] | You like it? I love it! |
| [05:44.47] | Yeah? Oh, oh, God.. |
| [05:46.97] | And I love you. |
| [05:49.38] | Not that way. |
| [05:51.51] | But the bike got you a lot closer. |
| [05:54.35] | Well, take it downstairs. |
| [05:56.35] | You know, give it a test drive. |
| [05:58.39] | Okay. Oh, my God. |
| [06:01.02] | My first bike! |
| [06:03.22] | Thank you for the best present I' ve ever gotten. |
| [06:06.86] | You' re welcome. |
| [06:10.63] | Oh, and Chandler' s about to cry. |
| [06:15.04] | Am not. |
| [06:20.94] | |
| [06:22.88] | Don' t worry, I' m brave. |
| [06:24.61] | I.. I am brave. |
| [06:28.52] | No, no, no, no! |
| [06:31.59] | Can you tell me who is there, please? |
| [06:34.92] | My name' s Gary. I live upstairs. |
| [06:39.93] | Hi. Hi. |
| [06:41.43] | Do you know what time it is? It' s candy time. |
| [06:45.47] | My roommate says they taste like little drops of heaven. |
| [06:48.80] | Oh, please. |
| [06:51.04] | Did you hear that? " Little drops of heaven." |
| [06:55.44] | Four a. m. |
| [06:57.25] | So can I get some candy? |
| [06:59.65] | I am sorry, but some of us have to get up early and go to work. |
| [07:04.35] | He does not know that I am not " some of us." |
| [07:09.76] | I' m sorry, but I' ll put some out in the morning. |
| [07:12.96] | Okay, I' ll swing by later. |
| [07:15.60] | You live in this building? |
| [07:18.63] | Seems like I' d remember you. |
| [07:23.70] | Night, Gar. |
| [07:37.95] | So did you read your evaluation yet? |
| [07:40.49] | No, it was marked " confidential." |
| [07:43.12] | I just sent it to human resources. |
| [07:48.53] | Please, you' re kidding, right? I wrote that one as a joke for you. |
| [07:52.63] | A joke they would appreciate? |
| [07:54.67] | I' m thinking, no. |
| [07:57.71] | What did you say? I said you were a good kisser... |
| [08:02.31] | and that I liked your teeny, tiny tushy. |
| [08:07.62] | No, not my tushy. |
| [08:10.02] | It gets worse. |
| [08:11.35] | About your initiative, I wrote: |
| [08:13.69] | " He was able to unhook my bra with minimal supervision." " |
| [08:18.33] | Under problems with performance, I wrote, " Dear God, I hope not." |
| [08:23.50] | And then.. And then I drew a little smiley face. |
| [08:27.77] | And then a small pornographic sketch. |
| [08:40.28] | That is so sweet of you to get Phoebe that bike. |
| [08:43.42] | When I heard the story, I almost cried. |
| [08:45.92] | Almost cried, huh? |
| [08:47.69] | Hear that, Chandler? " Almost" cried. |
| [08:51.26] | Hey, you cry every time somebody talks about Titanic. |
| [08:54.90] | Those two had only each other. |
| [08:58.47] | She really likes it, huh? |
| [09:00.10] | Oh, yeah. I saw her walking it down the street. |
| [09:02.90] | She had these flowers in the basket. It was so cute. |
| [09:06.24] | I saw her this morning, walking it by the park. |
| [09:09.88] | Wait, she was walking the bike? |
| [09:12.11] | Both times? |
| [09:15.05] | Hey, Phoebe. Oh, hi! |
| [09:17.49] | Hey, so you enjoying the bike? Oh, uhhuh, so much. |
| [09:21.99] | Phoebe, you do know how to ride a bike, don' t you? |
| [09:28.90] | Of course. |
| [09:32.20] | Can we see you ride it? |
| [09:33.83] | Okay. |
| [09:49.82] | See? |
| [09:59.79] | I told you not to get involved with your assistant. |
| [10:02.80] | There' s no such thing as a secret when it comes to affairs. |
| [10:07.10] | Did you hear that, Chandler? |
| [10:09.97] | No such thing. |
| [10:13.04] | What happened? I' m just eating candy. |
| [10:17.55] | Maybe it' s not that bad. They might not take it the way I meant it. |
| [10:21.58] | Absolutely, you know? Because " tushy" can mean both ass... |
| [10:25.55] | and good worker. |
| [10:28.86] | I just gotta get the thing back. |
| [10:31.16] | Rach? That sketch you mentioned? |
| [10:33.33] | Might it have looked a little like this? |
| [10:36.36] | Oh, my God, Joey! |
| [10:39.90] | What is the matter with you? God! |
| [10:43.90] | This little talent came in handy before I could afford porn. |
| [10:53.15] | Hi, I' m sorry. I know it' s after hours, but I really need candy. |
| [10:57.99] | I' m sorry, I can' t help you. See? Rules are rules. |
| [11:01.26] | Please, I have people coming from out of town today. |
| [11:04.46] | I told them all about your candy. You' re kidding. |
| [11:07.56] | Outoftowners, huh? What did you tell them? |
| [11:10.80] | I told them your candy was absolutely indescribable. |
| [11:14.47] | Some people have said it' s " little drops of heaven." But whatever. |
| [11:20.01] | Please, can' t you help me out? Hey, Chandler, do we know that lady? |
| [11:24.18] | Isn' t she the woman who lives below you and has sex really loud? |
| [11:28.45] | All right, I' ll do it just this once. |
| [11:30.85] | But you can' t tell anyone. Please, just give it to me. |
| [11:34.32] | Yeah, that' s her. |
| [11:37.32] | Thank you. Unbelievable! |
| [11:39.53] | I can' t believe that sign didn' t work. |
| [11:42.16] | You know what would work? Stop making candy. |
| [11:46.10] | But they like it. |
| [11:48.24] | You mean they like you. |
| [11:51.01] | Maybe. |
| [11:52.37] | Is that why you became a chef, so people would like you? |
| [11:55.84] | You want to talk about getting people to like you, huh, funny man? |
| [12:09.62] | Just remember everything I taught you and you' ll be fine. |
| [12:13.06] | Okay? Here we go. |
| [12:15.03] | Ready, set.. |
| [12:17.16] | Wait, this seat is really uncomfortable. |
| [12:20.33] | Maybe before we start we should just get another one. |
| [12:23.67] | Perhaps like an airplane seat, or a beanbag chair! |
| [12:28.01] | You can' t get out of this. You have to learn how to ride a bike. |
| [12:32.38] | Why? Why do I have to learn? |
| [12:36.28] | Well, in case of an emergency. What kind of emergency? |
| [12:40.89] | Well, what if a man comes along and puts a gun to your head and says: |
| [12:45.56] | " You ride this bike or I' ll.. |
| [12:48.53] | I' ll shoot you." |
| [12:51.37] | I would ring the bell to distract him. |
| [12:53.90] | Then I would knock the gun away with a Chinese throwing star. |
| [12:58.74] | Okay, Phoebe, just get on the bike... |
| [13:02.24] | and, hey, I' ll hold you up and push you. Okay? |
| [13:07.41] | You won' t let go? |
| [13:09.18] | No. You swear? |
| [13:10.68] | I swear. |
| [13:13.79] | Okay. Come on. |
| [13:18.69] | Here we go. All right? |
| [13:20.39] | All right? |
| [13:21.66] | Feel good? All right, try pedaling. |
| [13:23.83] | That' s it, you' re doing great. Yes, take control. |
| [13:27.23] | Yes, yes, yes! |
| [13:31.84] | Oh, no! |
| [13:35.48] | You swore! |
| [13:36.98] | I just thought you were doing so well. I am shocked. Shocked! |
| [13:46.25] | It' s a legitimate learning technique. |
| [13:49.89] | Wow. |
| [13:59.80] | Hey, there' s some people outside asking about candy. |
| [14:04.37] | They' ll just have to wait, okay? I only got two hands! |
| [14:08.18] | Need some help? No, you don' t know the system. |
| [14:11.48] | I don' t need nobody messing with the system! |
| [14:14.82] | By the way, the week before your wedding, you may not see a lot of me. |
| [14:29.40] | Oh, hello, liar. |
| [14:33.87] | Look, I' m really sorry I let go of the bike. |
| [14:37.91] | I could' ve been killed, you know. |
| [14:41.91] | I know, I know. |
| [14:45.45] | But can we please try it again? |
| [14:47.85] | I mean, you were so close, Phoebe. |
| [14:50.38] | Well, I would love to... |
| [14:53.72] | but the bike got stolen and the police have no suspects. |
| [15:03.40] | Phoebe. What? |
| [15:07.77] | What the hell? |
| [15:11.14] | You know what? |
| [15:12.41] | If you won' t learn how to ride, then I' m sorry... |
| [15:15.74] | I have to take it back. But why? |
| [15:19.08] | Because it' s... |
| [15:22.25] | It' d be like you having this guitar... |
| [15:25.85] | and never playing it. |
| [15:27.89] | Okay, this guitar wants to be played. |
| [15:30.99] | And this bike wants to be ridden. |
| [15:34.36] | And if you don' t ride it... |
| [15:36.86] | you' re killing its spirit. |
| [15:42.90] | The bike... |
| [15:45.07] | is dying. |
| [15:50.81] | All right. If you care enough to make up that load of crap, okay. |
| [15:55.82] | Great. |
| [15:59.79] | You' re making the bike very happy. |
| [16:02.02] | Okay, Ross. |
| [16:06.19] | Please don' t die! |
| [16:11.63] | To get the evaluation before they see it... |
| [16:14.34] | we gotta get into Zelner' s office. He doesn' t get in until 10. |
| [16:19.11] | But his assistant, Betty, comes in early to eat breakfast at her desk. |
| [16:23.34] | That' s kind of sad. Yeah, well, Betty' s kind of sad. |
| [16:27.01] | Which is why I believe I can lure her away with these chocolates. |
| [16:32.32] | While I distract her, you go in. |
| [16:34.62] | Got it. Let' s roll. |
| [16:37.69] | Hello, Rachel. You got a minute? |
| [16:40.13] | Yeah, sure, Mr. Zelner. For you? Anything. Minute. |
| [16:43.66] | Okay, great. |
| [16:45.73] | Abort the plan. |
| [16:48.14] | Actually, I' d like to speak to both of you. |
| [16:51.24] | Okay. |
| [16:53.57] | Well, can we get you anything, Mr. Zelner? Maybe some chocolates. |
| [16:59.58] | No, thanks, but I' ll give these to Betty. |
| [17:04.35] | So, I read your evaluation of Tag. |
| [17:07.32] | Or, to use his full name, Tag " Sweet Cheeks" Jones? |
| [17:12.39] | Is something going on with you two? |
| [17:16.06] | Oh, my God, can you imagine if there was? |
| [17:21.97] | I mean, what would happen exactly? |
| [17:26.71] | Well, I' d be forced to file a report. |
| [17:29.41] | I' d have to consult with the legal department. |
| [17:32.35] | And your future at the company would be in jeopardy. |
| [17:36.75] | Well.. Mr. Zelner... |
| [17:39.05] | I filled in that evaluation. |
| [17:41.42] | Oh, no.. Yeah, yeah. |
| [17:43.02] | I thought it would be funny. |
| [17:46.29] | You wrote that you have a cute tushy? |
| [17:50.73] | Yes. |
| [17:52.00] | I have a weird sense of humor. |
| [17:54.70] | And I' m kind of strangely proud of my butt. |
| [17:58.64] | It' s kind of a risky joke, Tag. |
| [18:01.51] | What is this drawing? I can' t figure it out. |
| [18:04.41] | It' s upside down, you gotta.. It doesn' t matter. |
| [18:09.15] | It' s not like I don' t have a sense of humor. |
| [18:11.89] | Hell, I even enjoy a naughty limerick every now and then. |
| [18:18.09] | There' s a time and a place. |
| [18:21.73] | Unless you have a limerick right now. |
| [18:27.03] | No? Okay. Well, you' ve got my fax number. |
| [18:38.81] | I can' t believe you did that. That was sweet. |
| [18:41.62] | Don' t worry about it. You could' ve lost your job. |
| [18:44.75] | Are you kidding me? With this cute butt, I' d find work. |
| [18:50.16] | Thank you, you' re great. |
| [18:54.19] | You know what? What? |
| [18:56.43] | I feel great. |
| [18:58.83] | In fact... |
| [19:05.44] | What? |
| [19:07.17] | It' s just.. It took me so long to get that desk organized. |
| [19:11.45] | I' m sorry. |
| [19:14.35] | There it is. |
| [19:28.16] | What is going on? |
| [19:29.60] | We' re waiting for the candy. Bring out the candy! |
| [19:33.17] | Yeah, lady, give us candy. |
| [19:37.10] | Joey! |
| [19:39.04] | What' s up, buddy? What are you doing? |
| [19:42.91] | Waiting to get candy. |
| [19:45.15] | Get in here. |
| [19:47.11] | Hey, and you cannot smoke in here. |
| [19:54.05] | Merry Christmas. |
| [19:56.66] | The candy is coming! I need another 15 minutes for it to cool. |
| [20:02.40] | All right, everybody, just be quiet. Be quiet! Be quiet! Pipe down! |
| [20:07.23] | What is the matter with you people? |
| [20:09.57] | This woman was trying to do a nice thing for you. |
| [20:12.91] | She was making candy so she could get to know all of you... |
| [20:16.58] | and I' ll bet that not one of you can tell me her name. |
| [20:20.25] | Am I right? |
| [20:22.42] | Candy Lady? |
| [20:25.59] | No, not " Candy Lady." |
| [20:28.69] | If we know it, can we have candy? |
| [20:32.23] | All right, you know what? |
| [20:34.70] | Forget it, you' ve ruined it. |
| [20:36.93] | Go home. You' ve ruined it. |
| [20:39.20] | That' s all wrong! You guys ruined everything. You ruined it! |
| [20:49.78] | Thank you. You' re welcome. |
| [20:54.38] | Did you smoke? |
| [20:56.18] | No, smokesalot lady blew smoke directly into my mouth. |
| [21:02.59] | Are you okay? |
| [21:04.19] | Fine, but it was really scary for a while. |
| [21:06.99] | Someone slipped a threatening note under the door! |
| [21:10.30] | Oh, yeah. Sorry about that. Mob mentality or whatever. |
| [21:25.18] | I can' t believe it. I did it. I rode a bike! |
| [21:28.58] | I never thought I' d be able to do that. Thank you. |
| [21:31.79] | Oh, hey, don' t thank me. Thank yourself. |
| [21:34.35] | You' re the one who faced your fears and ultimately overcame them. |
| [21:38.39] | Don' t be so corny, Ross. It' s not an After School Special. |
| [00:00.00] | undefined |
| [00:06.03] | 我准备好了 -你确定？ |
| [00:08.74] | 让我帮你把头盔戴好 |
| [00:11.61] | 谢谢你，爸爸 -不，一个爸爸，二个妈妈 |
| [00:16.98] | 好了，你去吧 -没问题 |
| [00:20.22] | 加油 |
| [00:22.22] | 这是班第一次骑脚踏车 我真的是好兴奋 |
| [00:26.39] | 对，我还记得我的第一次 |
| [00:28.56] | 那是我六岁的生日 我到公园去… |
| [00:31.26] | 坐上脚踏车，它就垮了 -没错 |
| [00:35.80] | 我从来没有属于自己的脚踏车 -什么？ |
| [00:38.60] | 我们家很穷 |
| [00:40.60] | 但住在对街的女孩 有一辆最酷的脚踏车 |
| [00:43.57] | 它是粉红色的 把手挂着五颜六色的流苏… |
| [00:48.24] | 还有铃铛 一个白色的大篮子… |
| [00:51.45] | 上面黏着塑胶做的小雏菊 |
| [00:54.98] | 听起来很像是我的第一辆脚踏车 |
| [00:58.72] | 我爸把他以前的脚踏车送给我 |
| [01:01.66] | 那个女孩让你骑它吗？ -不 |
| [01:04.03] | 但她把装脚踏车的纸箱送给我 |
| [01:06.93] | 纸箱前面印了脚踏车的图案 |
| [01:10.37] | 我可以坐在上面 我继父会拖着我在后院跑 |
| [01:15.34] | 那真的太不公平了 |
| [01:17.31] | 也不能那么说 我也会拖着他跑 |
| [01:21.04] | 本集播出：糖果皇后 |
| [00:00.00] | |
| [02:05.29] | 你们在做什么？ |
| [02:07.32] | 我在为邻居做糖果 |
| [02:09.86] | 对不起，你说谁？ |
| [02:12.43] | 我要在门上挂一个篮子 |
| [02:14.73] | 只要邻居一走过去 他们就可以拿一块糖果 |
| [02:19.10] | 但我们不认识我们的邻居 -我认识 |
| [02:21.54] | 让我想一想 那个留胡子的男人… |
| [02:24.91] | 老烟枪婆婆 我看过一些孩子… |
| [02:28.51] | 还有红头发的男人 他不喜欢别人叫他小红 |
| [02:33.18] | 看吧，这就是 我要做糖果的原因 |
| [02:36.08] | 我们可以认识邻居 |
| [02:38.19] | 搬家应该会比较简单一点吧？ |
| [02:43.19] | 早安 |
| [02:45.59] | 有人心情不错 -我为什么要心情不好？ |
| [02:49.13] | 我有很棒的朋友 有很棒的工作… |
| [02:52.33] | 而且可以在办公室跟助理鬼混 |
| [02:55.60] | 那没有什么大不了的 |
| [02:56.97] | 我们整晚没睡在想计划 确保我们的交往不会有问题 |
| [03:01.24] | 是吗？你们想出什么计划？ |
| [03:06.45] | 我们…我们不会… |
| [03:10.69] | 让它… |
| [03:12.82] | 变成问题 |
| [03:15.52] | 你们花了一整晚 想出那个计划？ |
| [03:18.83] | 你知道的 我们还做了别的事 |
| [03:22.66] | 你们两个… |
| [03:23.87] | 喔，我不会在第一次约会时 就跟男伴上床 |
| [03:26.67] | 麦特威尔，马克林恩，班韦斯… -我已经不会了 |
| [03:36.24] | 泰格，今天我要开会 对吧？ |
| [03:39.85] | 没错，四点开会 -谢谢你，没事了 |
| [03:43.59] | 等一下 |
| [03:49.19] | 你看到了吗？ |
| [03:50.43] | 他没发现 我们在恋爱 |
| [04:01.24] | 我得回去工作了 -好吧，工作狂 |
| [04:06.74] | 我会在你的评估表里提到那一点 |
| [04:09.24] | 我的什么？ -你已经来上班两个月了 |
| [04:12.25] | 你的上司必须为你的表现做评估 |
| [04:16.12] | 但有一件事 我还没有做评估 |
| [04:26.83] | 你是认真的吗？ -不，我一直都想那么做 |
| [04:31.47] | 你可以帮我把东西捡起来吗？ |
| [04:39.14] | 篮子是空的 邻居们把糖果吃掉了 |
| [04:42.54] | 喔，不然的话就是… |
| [04:46.61] | 乔伊 |
| [04:49.88] | |
| [04:51.22] | 你吃掉给邻居们的糖果了吗？ -本来我打算要那么做 |
| [04:54.56] | 我走到篮子边时 里面只剩几块糖果 |
| [04:58.03] | 整天人潮川流不息 他们喜欢它 |
| [05:00.83] | 他们喜欢我的糖果？ |
| [05:03.23] | 天啊，我得多做一点 -嘿，摩妮卡 |
| [05:06.47] | 多做一点千层面 或许它也会很受欢迎 |
| [05:12.34] | 罗斯，邻居们吃光了我的糖果 |
| [05:14.71] | 我的邻居偷走我的报纸 |
| [05:16.51] | 这简直是犯罪潮 |
| [05:22.25] | 菲比，你有空吗？ |
| [05:24.65] | 当然有 |
| [05:26.65] | 自从你告诉我 那个脚踏车的故事… |
| [05:29.32] | 它一直在我脑中挥之不去 |
| [05:31.69] | 我是说大家都该有第一辆脚踏车 你知道吗？所以… |
| [05:39.23] | 我的天啊，罗斯 |
| [05:42.37] | 你喜欢吗？ -我爱死它了 |
| [05:44.47] | -是吗？ -喔，天啊… |
| [05:46.97] | 我爱你 |
| [05:49.38] | 不是那一种爱 |
| [05:51.51] | 但这辆脚踏车让你跟我更亲近了 |
| [05:54.35] | 喔，把它牵到楼下去 |
| [05:56.35] | 试骑一下 |
| [05:58.39] | 好的，我的天啊 |
| [06:01.02] | 我的第一辆脚踏车 |
| [06:03.22] | 谢谢你 这是我收过最棒的礼物 |
| [06:06.86] | 别客气 |
| [06:10.63] | 钱德快哭了 |
| [06:15.04] | 我才没有 |
| [06:20.94] | Who is that? 是谁？ |
| [06:22.88] | 别担心，我很勇敢 |
| [06:24.61] | 我…我很勇敢 |
| [06:28.52] | 不 |
| [06:31.59] | 请问你是谁？ |
| [06:34.92] | 我是盖瑞，我住在楼上 |
| [06:39.93] | -嗨 -嗨 |
| [06:41.43] | 你知道现在几点了吗？ -现在是糖果时间 |
| [06:45.47] | 我室友说它们吃起来 就像是天上掉下来的礼物 |
| [06:48.80] | 喔，拜托 |
| [06:51.04] | 你听到了吗？ “天上掉下来的礼物” |
| [06:55.44] | 凌晨四点 |
| [06:57.25] | 你能给我一点糖果吗？ |
| [06:59.65] | 对不起，但我们之中有人 还得早起去上班 |
| [07:04.35] | 他不知道我不是“那个人” |
| [07:09.76] | 对不起 但明天一大早我会做一些糖果 |
| [07:12.96] | 好吧，我待会再来 |
| [07:15.60] | 你住在这里？ |
| [07:18.63] | 我应该会记得你 |
| [07:23.70] | 晚安，盖瑞 |
| [07:37.95] | 你看了你的评估表吗？ |
| [07:40.49] | 不，上面写了“极机密” |
| [07:43.12] | 我刚刚把它送到人事处了 |
| [07:48.53] | 拜托，你是在开玩笑，对吧？ 我故意写那份评估表来跟你开玩笑 |
| [07:52.63] | 他们会喜欢这个玩笑吗？ |
| [07:54.67] | 我想不会 |
| [07:57.71] | 你写了什么？ -我说你是接吻高手… |
| [08:02.31] | 我喜欢你又小又挺的 |
| [08:07.62] | 不，你不该那么说 |
| [08:10.02] | 还有更糟糕的事 |
| [08:11.35] | 关于你的主动性，我说： |
| [08:13.69] | 他几乎不需要指导 就能解开我的胸罩” |
| [08:18.33] | 至于你的表现会不会有问题 我说：“天啊，希望不要有” |
| [08:23.50] | 然后…然后我划了 一个微笑的小脸 |
| [08:27.77] | 还有一张色情小素描 |
| [08:40.28] | 你送菲比脚踏车 真的太贴心了 |
| [08:43.42] | 我听到那个故事时 差点就哭了 |
| [08:45.92] | 你差点哭了？ |
| [08:47.69] | 你听到了吗？钱德，“差点”哭了 |
| [08:51.26] | 只要有人提到《铁达尼克号》 你每次都会哭 |
| [08:54.90] | 他们两个只有彼此 |
| [08:58.47] | 她真的很喜欢它吧？ |
| [09:00.10] | 对，我看到她牵着它过街 |
| [09:02.90] | 她的篮子里面还有花 那真的很可爱 |
| [09:06.24] | 今天早上我看到她 牵着它在公园散步 |
| [09:09.88] | 等一下，她牵着脚踏车？ |
| [09:12.11] | 两次都是？ |
| [09:15.05] | -嗨，菲比 -嗨 |
| [09:17.49] | 你喜欢你的脚踏车吗？ -非常喜欢 |
| [09:21.99] | 菲比，你会骑脚踏车吧？ |
| [09:28.90] | 当然 |
| [09:32.20] | 我们能看你骑脚踏车吗？ |
| [09:33.83] | 好吧 |
| [09:49.82] | 你们看到了吗？ |
| [09:59.79] | 我早就跟你说 不要跟助理交往 |
| [10:02.80] | 只要是地下情 绝对是纸包不住火的 |
| [10:07.10] | 你听到了吗？钱德 |
| [10:09.97] | 纸是包不住火的 |
| [10:13.04] | 发生了什么事？我只是在吃糖果 |
| [10:17.55] | 或许没有那么糟糕 他们可能看不懂我的意思 |
| [10:21.58] | 当然啰，你知道吗？ 因为“小屁屁”可以指 … |
| [10:25.55] | 跟好员工 |
| [10:28.86] | 我得把评估表拿回来 |
| [10:31.16] | 瑞秋，还记得你提到的素描吗？ |
| [10:33.33] | 它跟这幅素描很像吗？ |
| [10:36.36] | 我的天啊，乔伊 |
| [10:39.90] | 你是怎么了？ -天啊 |
| [10:43.90] | 在我买不起色情杂志前 这点天份还蛮有用的 |
| [10:53.15] | 嗨，对不起，我知道现在是 休息时间，但我真的需要糖果 |
| [10:57.99] | 对不起，我帮不了你 看到了没？规定就是规定 |
| [11:01.26] | 拜托，我住在外地的朋友 今天来看我 |
| [11:04.46] | 我跟他们提起你的糖果 -你是在开玩笑 |
| [11:07.56] | 他们是外地来的？ 你怎么跟他们说的？ |
| [11:10.80] | 我告诉他们你的糖果 真的是好吃到无法形容 |
| [11:14.47] | 有人说它是“天上 掉下来的礼物”，但那不重要 |
| [11:20.01] | 拜托，你不能帮帮我吗？ -钱德，我们认识那位女士吗？ |
| [11:24.18] | 她不是住在你楼下 时会大叫的那个女人吗？ |
| [11:28.45] | 好吧，我只破例一次 |
| [11:30.85] | 但你不能告诉任何人 -求求你，快给我吧 |
| [11:34.32] | 对，就是她 |
| [11:37.32] | 谢谢你 -不可思议 |
| [11:39.53] | 我不敢相信纸条没有用 |
| [11:42.16] | 你知道什么才会有用吗？ 别再做糖果了 |
| [11:46.10] | 但他们喜欢它 |
| [11:48.24] | 你是说他们喜欢你 |
| [11:51.01] | 或许吧 |
| [11:52.37] | 那就是你当厨师的原因？ 你要大家喜欢你？ |
| [11:55.84] | 你要跟我谈怎么让别人 喜欢你吗？小丑 |
| [12:09.62] | 记住我教你的一切 你会没事的 |
| [12:13.06] | 好吗？开始吧 |
| [12:15.03] | 就位，预备… |
| [12:17.16] | 等一下，这个椅子 真的很不舒服 |
| [12:20.33] | 或许我们得换张椅子 再来练习 |
| [12:23.67] | 或许我们该换个飞机座椅 或懒骨头 |
| [12:28.01] | 你不能逃避这件事 你得学会骑脚踏车 |
| [12:32.38] | 为什么我非学不可？ |
| [12:36.28] | 以防发生紧急事故 -什么样的紧急事故？ |
| [12:40.89] | 如果有人走过来 拿枪抵着你的头说： |
| [12:45.56] | 快骑上脚踏车，不然我会… |
| [12:48.53] | 我会开枪打你 |
| [12:51.37] | 我会按铃铛分散他的注意力 |
| [12:53.90] | 然后我会用中国的飞镖 把那个家伙敲昏 |
| [12:58.74] | 好吧，菲比，快坐上脚踏车… |
| [13:02.24] | 我会扶着你帮你推，好吗？ |
| [13:07.41] | 你不会放手？ |
| [13:09.18] | 我不会 -你发誓 |
| [13:10.68] | 我发誓 |
| [13:13.79] | -好吧 -来吧 |
| [13:18.69] | 好了，要开始了，好吗？ |
| [13:20.39] | -好吧 -好吗？ |
| [13:21.66] | 感觉不错吧？ 好了，试着踩踏板 |
| [13:23.83] | 对了，你做的很好 对，控制住车子 |
| [13:27.23] | 这就对了 |
| [13:31.84] | 喔，不 |
| [13:35.48] | 你发过誓的 |
| [13:36.98] | 我认为你骑得很好 -我真的很震惊 |
| [13:46.25] | 大家都是那样子学脚踏车的 |
| [13:49.89] | 哇 |
| [13:59.80] | 嘿，外面有些人在问糖果的事 |
| [14:04.37] | 他们得等，好吗？ 我只有两只手 |
| [14:08.18] | 需要我帮忙吗？ -不，你不熟悉流程 |
| [14:11.48] | 我不希望任何人破坏我的流程 |
| [14:14.82] | 还有，你结婚前一个星期 不会常常看到我 |
| [14:29.40] | 嗨，骗子 |
| [14:33.87] | 听着，我真的很抱歉 放开了你的脚踏车 |
| [14:37.91] | 我可能会没命的 |
| [14:41.91] | 我知道 |
| [14:45.45] | 但你能再试一次吗？ |
| [14:47.85] | 我是说你只差一点就成功了，菲比 |
| [14:50.38] | 喔，我很乐意… |
| [14:53.72] | 但脚踏车被偷了 警察找不到嫌犯 |
| [15:03.40] | -菲比 -什么？ |
| [15:07.77] | 怎么会这样？ |
| [15:11.14] | 你知道吗？ |
| [15:12.41] | 如果你不学骑脚踏车 那么我很抱歉… |
| [15:15.74] | 我得把它收回去 -什么？为什么？ |
| [15:19.08] | 因为它… |
| [15:22.25] | 它就像你买了这把吉他… |
| [15:25.85] | 却从来不弹它 |
| [15:27.89] | 好吧，这把吉他希望被弹 |
| [15:30.99] | 这辆脚踏车希望被骑 |
| [15:34.36] | 如果你不骑它… |
| [15:36.86] | 你就是在扼杀它的灵魂 |
| [15:42.90] | 脚踏车… |
| [15:45.07] | 快死了 |
| [15:50.81] | 好吧，如果你真的那么在乎 不惜撒下漫天大谎，我学就是了 |
| [15:55.82] | 太棒了 |
| [15:59.79] | 你让脚踏车非常快乐 |
| [16:02.02] | 知道啦，罗斯 |
| [16:06.19] | 请不要死掉 |
| [16:11.63] | 我们得在他们看到评估表前 把它拿回来… |
| [16:14.34] | 所以我们得溜进查纳的办公室 通常他十点才会到 |
| [16:19.11] | 但他的助理贝蒂一大早 就会到办公室吃早餐 |
| [16:23.34] | 那真的很悲惨 -没错，贝蒂有点惨 |
| [16:27.01] | 所以我相信我可以 用这些巧克力把她诱开 |
| [16:32.32] | 我诱开她后，你就跑进去 |
| [16:34.62] | 我知道了 -我们行动吧 |
| [16:37.69] | 嗨，瑞秋，你有空吗？ |
| [16:40.13] | 当然，查纳先生 你有事吗？我随时都有空 |
| [16:43.66] | 好吧，太棒了 |
| [16:45.73] | 取消计划 |
| [16:48.14] | 事实上，我想跟你们两个谈一谈 |
| [16:51.24] | 好的 |
| [16:53.57] | 有什么事需要帮忙吗？查纳先生 或许你想吃点巧克力 |
| [16:59.58] | 不，谢谢你 但我可以把它们送给贝蒂 |
| [17:04.35] | 我看过你对泰格做的评估表 |
| [17:07.32] | 或许我该叫他的全名 泰格“小可爱”琼斯？ |
| [17:12.39] | 你们之间有什么吗？ |
| [17:16.06] | 我的天啊 你能想像如果有会怎么样吗？ |
| [17:21.97] | 如果是那样的话会怎样？ |
| [17:26.71] | 那样啊，我一定得写份报告 |
| [17:29.41] | 我得跟法律部门商量 |
| [17:32.35] | 你们在公司的未来 可能会有问题 |
| [17:36.75] | -喔… -查纳先生… |
| [17:39.05] | 那份评估表是我写的 |
| [17:41.42] | -喔，不… -对 |
| [17:43.02] | 我以为这会很好玩 |
| [17:46.29] | 你写着你有可爱的小屁屁？ |
| [17:50.73] | 对 |
| [17:52.00] | 我的幽默感很奇怪 |
| [17:54.70] | 很奇怪地 我以自己的 为荣 |
| [17:58.64] | 开这种玩笑太危险了，泰格 |
| [18:01.51] | 这到底是在划什么？我看不懂 |
| [18:04.41] | 它倒过来了，你得… 那不重要 |
| [18:09.15] | 我不是没有幽默感的人 |
| [18:11.89] | 没错，我甚至很喜欢 写打油诗 |
| [18:18.09] | 但时间跟地点是很重要的 |
| [18:21.73] | 除非你有写打油诗的灵感 |
| [18:27.03] | 没有吗？好吧 你知道我的传真机号码 |
| [18:38.81] | 我不敢相信你会那么做 那太贴心了 |
| [18:41.62] | 别担心 -你可能会丢掉工作 |
| [18:44.75] | 你在开玩笑吗？有这么可爱的 我一定能找到工作 |
| [18:50.16] | 谢谢你，你太棒了 |
| [18:54.19] | -你知道吗？ -什么？ |
| [18:56.43] | 我感觉棒极了 |
| [18:58.83] | 事实上… |
| [19:05.44] | 什么？ |
| [19:07.17] | 我只是…我花了很多时间 才把桌子整理好 |
| [19:11.45] | 对不起 |
| [19:14.35] | 这就对了 |
| [19:28.16] | 怎么了？ |
| [19:29.60] | 我们在等糖果 把糖果拿出来 |
| [19:33.17] | 对，小姐，快给我们糖果 |
| [19:37.10] | 乔伊 |
| [19:39.04] | 什么事？兄弟 -你在做什么？ |
| [19:42.91] | 我在等着拿糖果 |
| [19:45.15] | 快进来 |
| [19:47.11] | 嘿，你不能在这里抽烟 |
| [19:54.05] | 耶诞快乐 |
| [19:56.66] | 糖果做好了，我得让它 冷却十五分钟 |
| [20:02.40] | 好了，大伙们，安静 安静，请闭嘴 |
| [20:07.23] | 你们是怎么了？ |
| [20:09.57] | 这个女人在为你们做好事 |
| [20:12.91] | 她想做糖果 是为了要认识你们 |
| [20:16.58] | 我敢说你们没有人 能叫出她的名字 |
| [20:20.25] | 我没说错吧？ |
| [20:22.42] | 她是糖果小姐？ |
| [20:25.59] | 不，不是“糖果小姐” |
| [20:28.69] | 知道她的名字就能拿到糖果吗？ |
| [20:32.23] | 好吧，你们知道吗？ |
| [20:34.70] | 忘了糖果，你们毁了一切 |
| [20:36.93] | 回家去吧，你们毁了一切 |
| [20:39.20] | 那是不对的，你们毁了一切 你们毁了这个机会 |
| [20:49.78] | 谢谢 -别客气 |
| [20:54.38] | 你抽了烟吗？ |
| [20:56.18] | 不，老烟枪婆婆 把烟直接喷入我的嘴巴里 |
| [21:02.59] | 你没事吧？ |
| [21:04.19] | 我没事 但刚刚真的有点可怕 |
| [21:06.99] | 有人会将恐吓纸条 塞到门缝下 |
| [21:10.30] | 对了，我很抱歉 我的暴力倾向发作了 |
| [21:25.18] | 我不敢相信，我办到了 我会骑脚踏车了 |
| [21:28.58] | 我从来没想过我能 这么做，谢谢你 |
| [21:31.79] | 嘿，别谢我 谢谢你自己 |
| [21:34.35] | 是你面对了自己的恐惧 终于克服了它们 |
| [21:38.39] | 别说些陈腔滥调的话 这不是辅导课 |
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