| [00:06.07] | The caterer sent me this list of 12 appetizers. I have to narrow it to 6. 外烩的公司给我十二道开胃菜清单 我得将选择范围缩小到六项 |
| [00:11.51] | Food? Oh, give me. 食物问题？交给我吧 |
| [00:13.84] | Did Monica mention we're trying to get The Swing Kings to play the wedding? 摩妮卡跟你们提过我们结婚时 要请摇摆国王来演唱吗？ |
| [00:19.35] | You're into swing music? 你喜欢摇摆音乐？ |
| [00:21.18] | I used to go all over town listening to bands. 我以前会跑遍全城听乐团演奏 |
| [00:25.02] | -Chandler? -Gap commercial. -钱德？ -在GAP的广告看到的 |
| [00:30.29] | -Did you book them? Did you call? -I will. -你打电话订下他们了吗？ -我会打的 |
| [00:34.10] | -You want me to call? -I'll do it. You stick to your job. -你要我打吗？ -我会打的，你只需要做好你的工作 |
| [00:38.53] | -What is your job? -Staying out of the way. -你的工作是什么？ -别碍事 |
| [00:42.60] | This is impossible. Why don't you just pick all 15? 这是不可能的，你为什么不挑清单上的十五道开胃菜？ |
| [00:46.81] | -There were only 12. -Oh, yeah, I added 3. -只有十二道而已 -对，我加了三道 |
| [00:50.61] | What are "peanut-butter fingers"? 什么是花生酱手指？ |
| [00:59.89] | The One With the Cheap Wedding Dress 本集播出：廉价的婚纱 |
| [00:00.00] | |
| [01:44.50] | Well, hello. 你好 |
| [01:46.87] | She's cute. 她好可爱 |
| [01:48.87] | Should we go talk to her? 我们该跟她说话吗？ |
| [01:51.27] | Sure. Being engaged, I'm not nervous to talk to pretty girls anymore. 当然，订婚后跟美女说话 我再也不会紧张 |
| [01:56.68] | Could you guys help me? 你们能过来帮帮我吗？ |
| [02:01.58] | Yeah, let me get that for you. 我来帮你搬那个 |
| [02:04.15] | -It's really heavy. -I got it. -它真的很重 -没问题 |
| [02:11.19] | So hi, I'm Ross, and this is my friend, Chandler. 嗨，我是罗斯，他是我朋友钱德 |
| [02:18.17] | I'm Kristen. 我是克丽丝汀 |
| [02:19.97] | Hi. Are you new to the area? 克丽丝汀，嗨，你刚搬来吗？ |
| [02:22.67] | I'd love to show you around sometime. 如果你刚搬来这里 我可以带你四处参观一下 |
| [02:25.87] | I actually just moved from four blocks over. 事实上，我从四条街外搬来这里 |
| [02:29.54] | But this block is like another world. 但这里好像另一个世界 |
| [02:32.35] | Actually, it does have a very interesting history. 事实上这个地区的历史非常有趣 |
| [02:36.55] | This street is the first in the city to have an underground sewer system. 这条街是纽约 第一条有下水道系统的街道 |
| [02:42.92] | Before that, sewage and waste... 之前污水跟废弃物… |
| [02:45.56] | would just flow right down the street. 会直接流到街上 |
| [02:48.96] | Sometimes ankle-deep. 有时深及脚踝 |
| [02:52.77] | Smooth. 说的好 |
| [02:56.07] | Excuse me? 你说什么？ |
| [03:00.61] | You're gonna be starving after moving. What do you say I take you to dinner? 搬完家后你一定会肚子饿 你想跟我一起去吃晚餐吗？ |
| [03:06.21] | -I'd like that. -Great. -我很乐意 -太棒了 |
| [03:08.18] | Let me take this up. 我帮你把箱子搬上去 |
| [03:09.62] | -After you. -Oh, no. After you. -你先请 -不，你先请 |
| [03:14.62] | Oh, my God! 我的天啊！ |
| [03:24.47] | Am I crazy, or does this totally go? 是我疯了还是这真的很配？ |
| [03:29.00] | Oh, my God! You look so beautiful! 我的天啊！你看起来好漂亮！ |
| [03:33.61] | Thank you, Rachel. But look at Monica! 谢谢你，瑞秋，但看看摩妮卡！ |
| [03:37.91] | This is it. Yeah, this is the one. 就是它，就是这件 |
| [03:41.32] | I can't believe I found it. 我不敢相信我找到它了 |
| [03:43.82] | Wow, you look so beautiful. If I knew you, I'd cry. 你看起来好漂亮 如果我认识你，我会哭的 |
| [03:48.82] | I'm Monica Geller. Bawl like a baby. 我是摩妮卡盖勒，幸福的新娘 |
| [03:52.33] | I'm Megan Bailey. 我是梅根巴利 |
| [03:53.93] | -Have you found your dress? -These dresses are amazing... -你找到婚纱了吗？ -这些婚纱都很漂亮… |
| [03:57.83] | -but I couldn't afford one. -I can't either. -但我买不起 -我也是 |
| [04:01.67] | I'm here to figure out the one I want, then I'll get it at Kleinman's. 我只是来这里找婚纱 然后我会到克莱门婚纱店买 |
| [04:06.77] | They're having a huge sale. 他们在大减价 |
| [04:09.14] | -Thanks for the tip. -When are you getting married? -谢谢你的情报 -你什么时候结婚？ |
| [04:12.75] | -I'm not. I just like to try them on. -I do the same thing. -我没有要结婚，我只是想试穿婚纱 -我也会那么做 |
| [04:18.62] | I'm just kidding. I'm getting married July 25th. 我只是在开玩笑 我的婚期是七月二十五日 |
| [04:23.29] | I'm just kidding too. 我也只是在开玩笑 |
| [04:25.79] | I'm getting married in December. 我要在十二月结婚 |
| [04:30.27] | -When are you getting married? -May 15th. -你什么时候结婚？ -五月十五日 |
| [04:33.13] | It's close. Who's your photographer? 已经很接近了，你请谁拍照？ |
| [04:35.97] | -Jeffrey. -We met with him. -杰佛瑞 -我们跟他谈过 |
| [04:37.97] | -Did he show you nude wedding photos? -The Best Man? Wow! -他拿裸体婚纱照给你们看了吗？ -那个伴郎吗？哇！ |
| [04:43.41] | I know. I almost called off my wedding. 我知道，我差点取消了婚礼 |
| [04:46.65] | -Who's your band? -My fiance wants The Swing Kings. -你请了哪个乐团？ -我未婚夫想请摇摆国王 |
| [04:50.39] | You're lucky. My fiance wants the heavy metal band, Carcass. 你真幸运，我未婚夫想请尸体 那重金属乐团 |
| [04:54.72] | Is that spelled with a "C" or a "K"? It doesn't matter, they're both great! 是湿体还是尸体？ 那不重要，他们都很棒！ |
| [05:01.43] | Oh, don't buy that here. 别在这里买婚纱 |
| [05:03.70] | Now that you know what you want, go to Kleinman's. 现在你知道你喜欢哪一件 到克莱门婚纱店买 |
| [05:07.57] | This place is so overpriced. 这里的婚纱太贵了 |
| [05:09.90] | I own this store. 我是这里的老板 |
| [05:13.51] | So does this come in another color, or... 这件婚纱有别的颜色吗？还是…？ |
| [05:26.55] | Hi. You moving in or moving out? 嗨，你要搬进来还是搬走？ |
| [05:30.02] | -Moving in. -Can I help out? -我要搬进来 -需要我帮忙吗？ |
| [05:32.23] | Okay, but be careful. The guy who was helping before hurt his back. 好吧，但是你得小心一点 来帮我的那个人因为背痛先走了 |
| [05:38.03] | -Boyfriend? -No. -他是你男朋友？ -不是 |
| [05:39.90] | I'm Joey. 我是乔伊 |
| [05:42.27] | Kristen. 我是克丽丝汀 |
| [05:43.54] | What a beautiful name. 你的名字真好听 |
| [05:47.24] | What is it again? 你说你叫什么来着？ |
| [05:50.24] | Kristen. 克丽丝汀 |
| [05:53.45] | -You live around here? -Right down there. -你住在附近？ -我就住在那边 |
| [05:56.45] | Let me give you a tip. 我得提供你一些资讯 |
| [05:58.55] | Don't take a nap on this stoop. You could wake up without shoes. 别在那个楼梯上睡觉 醒过来时你的鞋子可能已经被偷了 |
| [06:04.36] | I'll remember that. 我会记住的 |
| [06:06.06] | Listen, would you like to have dinner with me tonight? 听着，今晚你要跟我一起吃饭吗？ |
| [06:10.90] | I have plans tonight. How about tomorrow? 今晚我有约了，明天可以吗？ |
| [06:14.27] | Sounds great. Well, where does this go? 听起来不错，这个要搬到哪里？ |
| [06:17.07] | You look strong. Why don't you grab one of the boxes. 你看起来很壮，把它交给我 你去帮我搬箱子吧 |
| [06:23.78] | （书，枕头） |
| [06:25.65] | Yeah, I'll get this one. 对，我要挑这一个 |
| [06:30.62] | （克莱门婚纱店五折大减价） |
| [06:37.76] | So this is Brooklyn? 这里就是布鲁克林？ |
| [06:40.50] | Listen up. There's only one dress in each size. 听着，通常每件婚纱 一个尺寸只有一件 |
| [06:44.33] | So when they open those doors, fan out. 他们一开门，马上冲进去 |
| [06:48.17] | This is what you're looking for. Memorize it. 这就是你们的目标，记住它 |
| [06:53.81] | When you locate the dress, blow on these, all right? 找到婚纱后就吹哨子，好吗？ |
| [06:59.28] | Three sharp blasts. When you hear it, come running. 用力吹三声，一听到哨音后 马上跑过来 |
| [07:04.79] | Here he comes! 他来了！ |
| [07:06.02] | -They're pushing! -Don't be a baby! -她们在推我！ -别那么孩子气！ |
| [07:09.49] | -Out of the way! -Let's go! -别挡路！ -我们冲吧！ |
| [07:12.69] | Rachel?! Come on! 瑞秋？！快一点！ |
| [07:24.51] | No, not it. Not it. Not it. 不，不是 |
| [07:30.85] | Don't crowd me. 别推我 |
| [07:35.35] | This is it! This is the dress! It's perfect! 就是它！就是这件婚纱！太完美了！ |
| [07:38.75] | I'm sorry, this one's taken! 对不起，这件是我的！ |
| [07:43.02] | -Megan! -Monica! -梅根！ -摩妮卡！ |
| [07:45.09] | -You came! -Yeah! -你来了！ -对！ |
| [07:46.99] | -This is my dress! -No! -这是我的婚纱！ -不！ |
| [07:49.96] | -You saw me wearing it. -And now you'll see me buying it. -你看到我试穿它 -现在你会看到我买下它 |
| [07:54.10] | You freak! 你这个怪胎！ |
| [07:56.67] | You wouldn't even know about this place without me. 如果没有我你根本不知道这个地方 |
| [07:59.51] | -Look, you don't want to fight me. -Maybe I do. I'm pretty feisty! -听着，你不会想跟我争 -或许我想，我是很凶的！ |
| [08:06.05] | -I'm coming! I'm coming! -Hey! -我来了… -嘿！ |
| [08:08.88] | Okay! Hey? Oh, what do I do?! 好了！嘿？我该怎么办？！ |
| [08:20.29] | What are you doing? Did you find the dress? 你在做什么？你找到婚纱了吗？ |
| [08:24.77] | Did you find the dress? 你找到婚纱了吗？ |
| [08:26.37] | No. You gotta get me out of here. 不，快救我出去，这些女人都疯了 |
| [08:28.94] | -We've gotta get Monica. -You hold my hand! -我们得去找摩妮卡 -你得抓住我的手！ |
| [08:34.14] | Excuse me! Excuse me! 对不起… |
| [08:38.65] | Go! Go! Go! 快走… |
| [08:50.39] | （中央公园咖啡厅） |
| [08:52.89] | How was your date the other night? 罗斯，那天你跟她约会还顺利吧？ |
| [08:55.43] | Did you tell her about the magical ride that starts with every flush? 你跟她提过只要一按马桶 魔法之旅就开始了吗？ |
| [09:02.10] | Laugh all you want, but she said she'd like to go out again. 尽管笑吧，但她说她想再跟我约会 |
| [09:07.78] | In fact, I'll go call her right now. 事实上，我正要打电话给她 |
| [09:10.65] | And I'll make sure and tell her my friend Chandler says... 我会确定并告诉她我朋友钱德说… |
| [09:19.75] | Sorry I didn't stop by last night, but I had a date. 抱歉昨晚我失约了，但我有个约会 |
| [09:23.96] | When it's 1:00 in the morning and you don't come by, that's okay. 你说你凌晨一点要过来 就算你放我鸽子也没有关系 |
| [09:28.46] | It was with this really hot girl who moved in across the street. 我跟一个辣妹约会，她刚刚搬到对街 |
| [09:33.57] | -Right across the street? -Yeah. -真的吗？她住在对街？ -对 |
| [09:36.50] | -When did you meet her? -Two days ago. -你什么时候认识她的？ -两天前 |
| [09:39.07] | Excellent! 太棒了！ |
| [09:42.64] | You know, Ross met somebody too. 罗斯也认识了一个女孩 |
| [09:45.45] | -Hey. -How'd it go? -嘿 -怎么样？ |
| [09:47.01] | We're going out again Saturday. 太棒了，我们星期六要再出去玩 |
| [09:49.35] | But I found out she's also seeing some other guy. 但我刚刚发现她也在跟别人约会 |
| [09:55.82] | Really? 真的吗？ |
| [09:59.19] | Joe, what would you do if you were in Ross' situation? 乔伊，如果你是罗斯你会怎么做？ |
| [10:03.50] | I am. I'm dating this girl who's also seeing another guy. 我跟他差不多 跟我约会的女孩也在跟别人约会 |
| [10:08.04] | But I'm not worried about it. 但我一点都不担心 |
| [10:10.37] | You shouldn't be. I wouldn't want to be the guy who's up against you. 你不必担心，我不想当你的竞争者 |
| [10:16.91] | I mean, that doofus is going to lose. 那个混蛋一定会输的 |
| [10:22.18] | So this is nice. 这真的太有趣了 |
| [10:27.19] | I wish I didn't have to go. Believe me. 真希望我能留下来，相信我 |
| [10:30.99] | But I have to. 但我得走了 |
| [10:32.43] | So, what's the name of the girl you're dating? 对了，跟你们约会的女孩 叫什么名字？ |
| [10:35.63] | -Kristen Leigh. -Bye. -克丽丝汀莱夫 -再见 |
| [10:46.94] | Well, only one of us can keep dating her. 很明显地，我们之中 只有一个人能继续跟她约会 |
| [10:50.21] | Obviously. So how do we decide? 没错，我们该怎么决定？ |
| [10:54.08] | Well, now, let's look at this objectively. 好了，我们得客观地来解决这件事 |
| [10:57.85] | I think I should date her. 我想我该跟她约会 |
| [11:03.29] | Or I'm the one who dates her. 或是我该跟她约会 |
| [11:07.50] | That's interesting. But check this out. I date her. 那真的很有趣 但是听好了，我跟她约会 |
| [11:12.40] | Okay, but to go in another direction.. 好吧，但是换个角度来说… |
| [11:15.14] | Okay. This can go on for a while. 好吧，我们是谈不出结论来的 |
| [11:17.71] | -We should order some food then. -No, Joey. -那么我们该点些吃的 -不，乔伊 |
| [11:22.34] | Look, why don't we just let her decide, okay? 听着，我们为什么不让她来决定呢？ |
| [11:26.15] | We'll each go out with her one more time. 我们都再跟她约会一次 |
| [11:29.22] | And we'll see who she likes best. 看看她比较喜欢谁 |
| [11:32.89] | That sounds fair. 听起来很公平 |
| [11:35.49] | Maybe I'll take her to that new French restaurant. 或许我会带她 到新开的法国餐厅吃饭 |
| [11:39.43] | Wait a second. We have to set a spending limit. 等一下，我们得对约会费用设下限制 |
| [11:42.86] | I can't take her to a fancy place like that. 我没有钱带她到高级餐厅吃饭 |
| [11:46.13] | Well, sorry. That's what I do on dates. 抱歉，那是我的约会方式 |
| [11:50.24] | Well, I guess I'll just have to do what I do on dates. 我猜我得用我的约会方式 |
| [12:00.45] | -So let's decide on a spending limit. -Yeah. -我们来决定费用上限 -好吧 |
| [12:07.69] | And a slice... 大概是… |
| [12:11.83] | six dollars? 六块钱？ |
| [12:15.30] | -I was thinking more like 100. -Okay. -我想是一百块 -好吧 |
| [12:18.80] | Can I borrow 94 dollars? 你能借我九十四块吗？ |
| [12:28.71] | I know. Can you hand me a tissue? 我知道，你能帮我拿张面纸吗？ |
| [12:39.79] | You're out of Diet Coke. 你家没有健怡可乐了 |
| [12:45.69] | Hello? 喂？ |
| [12:47.63] | What? You what? 什么？你什么？ |
| [12:51.17] | You listen here, missy! 你给我听好了，小姐！ |
| [12:56.54] | Megan booked The Swing Kings on the day of our wedding... 是梅根打来的，她订下摇摆国王 日期是我们结婚的那一天… |
| [13:00.67] | and said she'd only give them back for the dress! 还说如果我不把婚纱让给她 我就没有乐团 |
| [13:04.48] | Does that mean Carcass is available? 那么说的话尸体有空了？ |
| [13:08.98] | What am I gonna do? That's the dress! That is "the" dress! 我该怎么办？我好喜欢那件婚纱！ |
| [13:14.26] | Chandler wants the band. What do I do? 钱德喜欢那个乐团，我该怎么办？ |
| [13:17.86] | -Figure out how to talk him out of it. -How? -想办法说服他放弃 -怎么说服？ |
| [13:21.96] | You're out of toilet paper! 你家的卫生纸用完了！ |
| [13:33.67] | I wanted to wish you good luck on your date. 我要来祝你约会顺利 |
| [13:36.84] | -Thanks. -What time are you meeting? -谢谢 -你们约几点？ |
| [13:39.28] | We have reservations at Grand Merci Bistro at 8. 我们在葛兰梅西毕斯多餐厅 订了八点的位子 |
| [13:42.62] | That's in 20 minutes. You'd better get dressed. 时间只剩二十分钟 你最好快去换衣服 |
| [13:47.42] | -I am dressed. -Oh, well, good. -我已经换好衣服了 -太好了 |
| [13:51.23] | For me. 对我来说 |
| [13:55.26] | What's this? Did you give yourself a facial? 这是什么？你在敷脸？ |
| [13:58.37] | I have an oily T-zone. 我的T字部位很会出油 |
| [14:02.00] | Okay, dude. 好吧，兄弟 |
| [14:07.07] | -You sent Kristen flowers? -That's right. -你送克丽丝汀花？ -没错 |
| [14:10.54] | You spent 100 dollars. That's the limit. You're screwed! 你花了一百块 你把钱花光了，你输了！ |
| [14:15.82] | I sent the flowers before the actual date, so technically... 我在约会前送她花 所以技术上来说… |
| [14:20.29] | I didn't break any rules. 我没有犯规 |
| [14:23.42] | Thanks for stopping by though. 谢谢你来看我 |
| [14:25.59] | That's how it's gonna be? I can break the rules too. 你真的要那么玩？我也可以犯规 |
| [14:29.23] | -What are you gonna do? -I don't know. -你打算怎么办？ -我不知道 |
| [14:32.03] | -I'm not surprised. -You won't get away with this. -为什么我一点都不讶异？ -我不会放过你的 |
| [14:35.24] | -You don't have much choice. -We'll see! -我想你没有太多选择 -我们走着瞧 |
| [14:41.08] | Hey! So, just a light layer? 嘿！只要薄薄地敷一层就好？ |
| [14:43.54] | Yeah, just here and there. 对，只要敷这里跟这里 |
| [14:52.62] | Joey got meat sauce on the banister again. 乔伊又把肉酱滴在栏杆上了 |
| [14:57.76] | Swing music is so out. 摇摆音乐太落伍了 |
| [14:59.83] | He's gotta be in the room for that to work. 他得在这房间里才可以听的到 |
| [15:04.20] | What are you guys talking about? 你们到底在说什么？ |
| [15:06.87] | We're talking about The Swing Kings... 我们在谈摇摆国王… |
| [15:09.64] | and whether they're the right way to go. 讨论到底该不该请他们来 |
| [15:12.57] | I went to a wedding where they had swing music... 有一次我去参加 请摇摆乐团来表演的婚礼… |
| [15:16.21] | two months later the couple divorced. 两个月后他们就离婚了 |
| [15:19.15] | I'm not saying there's any connection here... 我不是说这其中有什么关系… |
| [15:22.78] | but they did say that's why they got divorced. 但他们的确告诉我 那是他们离婚的原因 |
| [15:27.79] | But I love swing music! 但我喜欢摇摆音乐！ |
| [15:29.69] | But The Swing Kings? 但摇摆国王？ |
| [15:31.63] | They suck so much that people die at their concerts. They stop living. 他们烂到有人听他们的演唱会死掉 他们就是不想活了 |
| [15:37.80] | When Monica and I went to see them, we had fun. 我只知道摩妮卡跟我 去看他们演唱时非常开心 |
| [15:41.34] | And there's another reason. 事实上还有一个原因 |
| [15:43.24] | -Well, what is the other reason? -I don't want to say. -是什么原因？ -我不想说 |
| [15:47.74] | Well, you have to, because maybe it's stupid. 你非说不可，或许它很愚蠢 |
| [15:52.98] | It's just, while Monica and I were dancing to them... 摩妮卡跟我随着他们的音乐起舞… |
| [15:57.48] | it was the first time I knew that... 我第一次知道… |
| [16:01.22] | you were the woman that I wanted to dance all my dances with. 你就是我想一辈子共舞的女人 |
| [16:08.16] | Oh, crap. 喔，烂透了 |
| [16:18.21] | -Our table will be ready soon. -Oh, great. -我们的桌子马上就会准备好 -太棒了 |
| [16:22.38] | -Is your back feeling better? -That's fine. -你的背好一点了吗？ -没事了 |
| [16:25.78] | I guess the more muscles you have... 我猜肌肉越多… |
| [16:28.85] | the more they can spasm out of control. 就越可能抽筋 |
| [16:33.75] | -Kristen? -Joey! -克丽丝汀？ -乔伊！ |
| [16:39.39] | -What are you doing here? -I like this place. -你来这里做什么？ -我喜欢这个地方 |
| [16:42.66] | And technically, I'm not breaking any rules, so... 技术上来说，我没有犯规，所以… |
| [16:47.60] | Well, Ross, this is Joey. Joey, Ross. 罗斯，他是乔伊 乔伊，罗斯 |
| [16:52.11] | -Hi. -Hi. It's nice to meet you. -嗨 -嗨，很高兴能认识你 |
| [16:54.98] | I used to have a friend named Joey. 我以前有个朋友叫乔伊 |
| [16:59.38] | I don't anymore. 但他不再是我朋友 |
| [17:03.18] | Our table will be ready in a couple minutes. 我们的桌子马上就会准备好 |
| [17:06.39] | Sure! I would love to wait with you guys! Thanks! 当然，我想跟你们一起等！谢谢！ |
| [17:14.43] | So, Joey, you look familiar. 乔伊，你看起来好眼熟 |
| [17:17.50] | Are you on TV or something? 你上过电视吗？ |
| [17:20.43] | He doesn't like to talk about it... 乔伊不喜欢提这件事… |
| [17:22.90] | but he's one of the stars of Days of Our Lives. 但他主演过《我们的日子》 |
| [17:27.21] | That's right. Don't you play a woman? 没错，你不是演女人吗？ |
| [17:34.31] | A woman in a man's body. 那是被困在男人身体里的女人 |
| [17:37.65] | Much better. 那可好多了 |
| [17:40.85] | It's funny, because you look familiar to me too. 真有趣，因为我也觉得你很眼熟 |
| [17:44.22] | Have you ever been married? 你结过婚吗？ |
| [17:48.46] | Yes, I have. 我结过婚 |
| [17:49.76] | In fact, just the other day... 事实上，前几天… |
| [17:52.23] | Kris and I talked about how I've been married and have a son. 克丽丝跟我还谈到 我结过婚，有个儿子 |
| [17:56.64] | -Little Eric. -That's right. Wait. No, Ben. -小艾力克 -没错，等一下，不，是班才对 |
| [18:03.31] | So you've just been married the one time then? 你只结过一次婚吗？ |
| [18:08.82] | -Well... -You've been married twice? -嗯… -你结过两次婚？ |
| [18:12.85] | Yes. And... 对，那个… |
| [18:16.82] | another time after that. 之后又结了一次 |
| [18:21.56] | Boy, I'm getting hungry. 天啊，我饿了 |
| [18:24.83] | Have you ever been so hungry on a date... 你曾经在约会时饿到… |
| [18:28.17] | that when the girl goes to the bathroom, you eat her food? 趁女伴去上洗手间 偷吃掉她的食物吗？ |
| [18:35.01] | You said the waiter ate my crab cake. 你说服务生吃掉我的蟹饼 |
| [18:40.38] | So, Ross, now why did that first marriage break up? 罗斯，你的第一段婚姻为什么会结束？ |
| [18:45.92] | Was it because the woman was straight or because she was a lesbian? 因为你前妻是异性恋 或因为她是同性恋？ |
| [18:52.06] | -Do you two know each other? -No. -你们认识吗？ -不认识 |
| [18:55.50] | But he seems like a guy who'd marry a woman... 只是罗斯看起来像是 会跟有同性恋倾向的女人… |
| [18:58.53] | on the verge of being a lesbian and then push her over the edge. 结婚后，逼得她非得出柜的男人 |
| [19:06.01] | Wait a minute! Were you on a poster for gonorrhea? 等一下，你拍过淋病海报吧？ |
| [19:13.38] | Have you ever slept in the same bed with a monkey? 你跟猴子同床共枕过吧？ |
| [19:17.82] | You leave Marcel out of this! 别把马赛扯进来！ |
| [19:20.35] | Fine! You ever gotten stuck in a pair of leather pants? 好吧，你曾经被自己的皮裤卡住了？ |
| [19:24.22] | Have you ever locked yourself in a TV cabinet, VD-boy? 你曾经把自己锁在电视柜里吗？电视小子 |
| [19:29.03] | Monkey-lover! 猴子迷！ |
| [19:39.07] | Where do you think we lost her? 你觉得她是什么时候离开的？ |
| [19:41.91] | Probably around gonorrhea. 可能是淋病那一段吧 |
| [19:52.65] | -Hi, honey, I'm home! -Don't come in here! -甜心，我回来了！ -别进来！ |
| [19:55.72] | Why, do you have another boyfriend in there? 怎么了？你的另一个男朋友在里面？ |
| [19:59.76] | No. We only mess around at his place. 不，我们只会在他家胡搞 |
| [20:03.60] | I started it, but now it's scaring me, so could you come out here? 虽然是我开的头 但我开始担心了，你能出来吗？ |
| [20:08.87] | I'm wearing a wedding dress. 不行，我正穿着婚纱 |
| [20:10.77] | You got a wedding dress? 你买到婚纱了？ |
| [20:12.67] | -Yeah, but I'm not keeping it. -Then why can't I see it? -对，但我要把它退回去 -那么我为什么不能看到它？ |
| [20:16.58] | Oh. I guess you can. 我猜应该可以 |
| [20:18.65] | But I have to return it, so you can't like it. 但我得把它退回去 所以你绝不能喜欢它 |
| [20:21.98] | Okay, I promise. I'll hate it. 好吧，我发誓我会恨它 |
| [20:30.79] | Wow. You look hideous. 哇，你看起来好可怕 |
| [20:35.60] | Really? 真的吗？ |
| [20:37.03] | Yeah. That's like the most ugliest dress I've ever seen. 对，那是我看过最丑的婚纱 |
| [20:42.17] | Why do you have to return it? 你为什么要把它退回去？ |
| [20:44.44] | Because it doesn't really fit. 因为它真的不合适 |
| [20:47.64] | Oh, I booked The Swing Kings. 还有，我订了摇摆国王 |
| [20:49.91] | Oh, that's great. Thanks. 那真的是太棒了，谢谢 |
| [20:53.01] | But that dress is terrible. 但那件婚纱可怕极了 |
| [20:55.95] | -It makes me want to rip it off you. -Okay. -它让我想把它从你身上扯下来 -好吧 |
| [20:59.69] | But you can't rip it. 但你不可以把它弄破 |
| [21:01.66] | Well, maybe a little. 或许弄破一点也没关系 |
| [21:12.87] | Guys, you want to look at the song list for the wedding? 你们想看看婚礼上 演唱歌曲的清单吗？ |
| [21:17.34] | Guys? 怎么了？ |
| [21:18.71] | I thought you'd be gone all day. 我还以为你会去一整天 |
| [21:21.07] | All right, what's going on? 好吧，发生了什么事？ |
| [21:31.95] | I'm sorry. I should probably leave you girls alone. 对不起，或许我应该 让你们这些小女生独处一下 |
| [21:36.79] | Laugh all you want, but in 10 minutes we'll have younger-looking skin. 尽管笑吧，但十分钟后 我们的皮夫会变得又白又嫩 |
| [21:45.20] | You know, she could use a little... 她该敷一下脸的… |
| [21:48.57] | Oh, nice shot! Yeah! 好球！太帅了！ |
| [00:06.07] | The caterer sent me this list of 12 appetizers. I have to narrow it to 6. wai hui de gong si gei wo shi er dao kai wei cai qing dan wo de jiang xuan ze fan wei suo xiao dao liu xiang |
| [00:11.51] | Food? Oh, give me. shi wu wen ti? jiao gei wo ba |
| [00:13.84] | Did Monica mention we' re trying to get The Swing Kings to play the wedding? mo ni ka gen ni men ti guo wo men jie hun shi yao qing yao bai guo wang lai yan chang ma? |
| [00:19.35] | You' re into swing music? ni xi huan yao bai yin yue? |
| [00:21.18] | I used to go all over town listening to bands. wo yi qian hui pao bian quan cheng ting yue tuan yan zou |
| [00:25.02] | Chandler? Gap commercial. qian de? zai GAP de guang gao kan dao de |
| [00:30.29] | Did you book them? Did you call? I will. ni da dian hua ding xia ta men le ma? wo hui da de |
| [00:34.10] | You want me to call? I' ll do it. You stick to your job. ni yao wo da ma? wo hui da de, ni zhi xu yao zuo hao ni de gong zuo |
| [00:38.53] | What is your job? Staying out of the way. ni de gong zuo shi shen me? bie ai shi |
| [00:42.60] | This is impossible. Why don' t you just pick all 15? zhe shi bu ke neng de, ni wei shi me bu tiao qing dan shang de shi wu dao kai wei cai? |
| [00:46.81] | There were only 12. Oh, yeah, I added 3. zhi you shi er dao er yi dui, wo jia le san dao |
| [00:50.61] | What are " peanutbutter fingers"? shen me shi hua sheng jiang shou zhi? |
| [00:59.89] | The One With the Cheap Wedding Dress ben ji bo chu: lian jia de hun sha |
| [00:00.00] | |
| [01:44.50] | Well, hello. ni hao |
| [01:46.87] | She' s cute. ta hao ke ai |
| [01:48.87] | Should we go talk to her? wo men gai gen ta shuo hua ma? |
| [01:51.27] | Sure. Being engaged, I' m not nervous to talk to pretty girls anymore. dang ran, ding hun hou gen mei nv shuo hua wo zai ye bu hui jin zhang |
| [01:56.68] | Could you guys help me? ni men neng guo lai bang bang wo ma? |
| [02:01.58] | Yeah, let me get that for you. wo lai bang ni ban na ge |
| [02:04.15] | It' s really heavy. I got it. ta zhen de hen zhong mei wen ti |
| [02:11.19] | So hi, I' m Ross, and this is my friend, Chandler. hai, wo shi luo si, ta shi wo peng you qian de |
| [02:18.17] | I' m Kristen. wo shi ke li si ting |
| [02:19.97] | Hi. Are you new to the area? ke li si ting, hai, ni gang ban lai ma? |
| [02:22.67] | I' d love to show you around sometime. ru guo ni gang ban lai zhe li wo ke yi dai ni si chu can guan yi xia |
| [02:25.87] | I actually just moved from four blocks over. shi shi shang, wo cong si tiao jie wai ban lai zhe li |
| [02:29.54] | But this block is like another world. dan zhe li hao xiang ling yi ge shi jie |
| [02:32.35] | Actually, it does have a very interesting history. shi shi shang zhe ge di qu de li shi fei chang you qu |
| [02:36.55] | This street is the first in the city to have an underground sewer system. zhe tiao jie shi niu yue di yi tiao you xia shui dao xi tong de jie dao |
| [02:42.92] | Before that, sewage and waste... zhi qian wu shui gen fei qi wu |
| [02:45.56] | would just flow right down the street. hui zhi jie liu dao jie shang |
| [02:48.96] | Sometimes ankledeep. you shi shen ji jiao huai |
| [02:52.77] | Smooth. shuo de hao |
| [02:56.07] | Excuse me? ni shuo shi mo? |
| [03:00.61] | You' re gonna be starving after moving. What do you say I take you to dinner? ban wan jia hou ni yi ding hui du zi e ni xiang gen wo yi qi qu chi wan can ma? |
| [03:06.21] | I' d like that. Great. wo hen le yi tai bang le |
| [03:08.18] | Let me take this up. wo bang ni ba xiang zi ban shang qu |
| [03:09.62] | After you. Oh, no. After you. ni xian qing bu, ni xian qing |
| [03:14.62] | Oh, my God! wo de tian a! |
| [03:24.47] | Am I crazy, or does this totally go? shi wo feng le hai shi zhe zhen de hen pei? |
| [03:29.00] | Oh, my God! You look so beautiful! wo de tian a! ni kan qi lai hao piao liang! |
| [03:33.61] | Thank you, Rachel. But look at Monica! xie xie ni, rui qiu, dan kan kan mo ni ka! |
| [03:37.91] | This is it. Yeah, this is the one. jiu shi ta, jiu shi zhe jian |
| [03:41.32] | I can' t believe I found it. wo bu gan xiang xin wo zhao dao ta le |
| [03:43.82] | Wow, you look so beautiful. If I knew you, I' d cry. ni kan qi lai hao piao liang ru guo wo ren shi ni, wo hui ku de |
| [03:48.82] | I' m Monica Geller. Bawl like a baby. wo shi mo ni ka gai lei, xing fu de xin niang |
| [03:52.33] | I' m Megan Bailey. wo shi mei gen ba li |
| [03:53.93] | Have you found your dress? These dresses are amazing... ni zhao dao hun sha le ma? zhei xie hun sha dou hen piao liang |
| [03:57.83] | but I couldn' t afford one. I can' t either. dan wo mai bu qi wo ye shi |
| [04:01.67] | I' m here to figure out the one I want, then I' ll get it at Kleinman' s. wo zhi shi lai zhe li zhao hun sha ran hou wo hui dao ke lai men hun sha dian mai |
| [04:06.77] | They' re having a huge sale. ta men zai da jian jia |
| [04:09.14] | Thanks for the tip. When are you getting married? xie xie ni de qing bao ni shen me shi hou jie hun? |
| [04:12.75] | I' m not. I just like to try them on. I do the same thing. wo mei you yao jie hun, wo zhi shi xiang shi chuan hun sha wo ye hui na me zuo |
| [04:18.62] | I' m just kidding. I' m getting married July 25th. wo zhi shi zai kai wan xiao wo de hun qi shi qi yue er shi wu ri |
| [04:23.29] | I' m just kidding too. wo ye zhi shi zai kai wan xiao |
| [04:25.79] | I' m getting married in December. wo yao zai shi er yue jie hun |
| [04:30.27] | When are you getting married? May 15th. ni shen me shi hou jie hun? wu yue shi wu ri |
| [04:33.13] | It' s close. Who' s your photographer? yi jing hen jie jin le, ni qing shui pai zhao? |
| [04:35.97] | Jeffrey. We met with him. jie fu rui wo men gen ta tan guo |
| [04:37.97] | Did he show you nude wedding photos? The Best Man? Wow! ta na luo ti hun sha zhao gei ni men kan le ma? na ge ban lang ma? wa! |
| [04:43.41] | I know. I almost called off my wedding. wo zhi dao, wo cha dian qu xiao le hun li |
| [04:46.65] | Who' s your band? My fiance wants The Swing Kings. ni qing le nei ge yue tuan? wo wei hun fu xiang qing yao bai guo wang |
| [04:50.39] | You' re lucky. My fiance wants the heavy metal band, Carcass. ni zhen xing yun, wo wei hun fu xiang qing shi ti na zhong jin shu yue tuan |
| [04:54.72] | Is that spelled with a " C" or a " K"? It doesn' t matter, they' re both great! shi shi ti hai shi shi ti? na bu zhong yao, ta men dou hen bang! |
| [05:01.43] | Oh, don' t buy that here. bie zai zhe li mai hun sha |
| [05:03.70] | Now that you know what you want, go to Kleinman' s. xian zai ni zhi dao ni xi huan na yi jian dao ke lai men hun sha dian mai |
| [05:07.57] | This place is so overpriced. zhe li de hun sha tai gui le |
| [05:09.90] | I own this store. wo shi zhe li de lao ban |
| [05:13.51] | So does this come in another color, or... zhe jian hun sha you bie de yan se ma? hai shi? |
| [05:26.55] | Hi. You moving in or moving out? hai, ni yao ban jin lai huan shi ban zou? |
| [05:30.02] | Moving in. Can I help out? wo yao ban jin lai xu yao wo bang mang ma? |
| [05:32.23] | Okay, but be careful. The guy who was helping before hurt his back. hao ba, dan shi ni de xiao xin yi dian lai bang wo de na ge ren yin wei bei tong xian zou le |
| [05:38.03] | Boyfriend? No. ta shi ni nan peng you? bu shi |
| [05:39.90] | I' m Joey. wo shi qiao yi |
| [05:42.27] | Kristen. wo shi ke li si ting |
| [05:43.54] | What a beautiful name. ni de ming zi zhen hao ting |
| [05:47.24] | What is it again? ni shuo ni jiao shen me lai zhe? |
| [05:50.24] | Kristen. ke li si ting |
| [05:53.45] | You live around here? Right down there. ni zhu zai fu jin? wo jiu zhu zai na bian |
| [05:56.45] | Let me give you a tip. wo de ti gong ni yi xie zi xun |
| [05:58.55] | Don' t take a nap on this stoop. You could wake up without shoes. bie zai na ge lou ti shang shui jiao xing guo lai shi ni de xie zi ke neng yi jing bei tou le |
| [06:04.36] | I' ll remember that. wo hui ji zhu de |
| [06:06.06] | Listen, would you like to have dinner with me tonight? ting zhe, jin wan ni yao gen wo yi qi chi fan ma? |
| [06:10.90] | I have plans tonight. How about tomorrow? jin wan wo you yue le, ming tian ke yi ma? |
| [06:14.27] | Sounds great. Well, where does this go? ting qi lai bu cuo, zhe ge yao ban dao na li? |
| [06:17.07] | You look strong. Why don' t you grab one of the boxes. ni kan qi lai hen zhuang, ba ta jiao gei wo ni qu bang wo ban xiang zi ba |
| [06:23.78] | shu, zhen tou |
| [06:25.65] | Yeah, I' ll get this one. dui, wo yao tiao zhe yi ge |
| [06:30.62] | ke lai men hun sha dian wu zhe da jian jia |
| [06:37.76] | So this is Brooklyn? zhe li jiu shi bu lu ke lin? |
| [06:40.50] | Listen up. There' s only one dress in each size. ting zhe, tong chang mei jian hun sha yi ge chi cun zhi you yi jian |
| [06:44.33] | So when they open those doors, fan out. ta men yi kai men, ma shang chong jin qu |
| [06:48.17] | This is what you' re looking for. Memorize it. zhe jiu shi ni men de mu biao, ji zhu ta |
| [06:53.81] | When you locate the dress, blow on these, all right? zhao dao hun sha hou jiu chui shao zi, hao ma? |
| [06:59.28] | Three sharp blasts. When you hear it, come running. yong li chui san sheng, yi ting dao shao yin hou ma shang pao guo lai |
| [07:04.79] | Here he comes! ta lai le! |
| [07:06.02] | They' re pushing! Don' t be a baby! ta men zai tui wo! bie na me hai zi qi! |
| [07:09.49] | Out of the way! Let' s go! bie dang lu! wo men chong ba! |
| [07:12.69] | Rachel?! Come on! rui qiu?! kuai yi dian! |
| [07:24.51] | No, not it. Not it. Not it. bu, bu shi |
| [07:30.85] | Don' t crowd me. bie tui wo |
| [07:35.35] | This is it! This is the dress! It' s perfect! jiu shi ta! jiu shi zhe jian hun sha! tai wan mei le! |
| [07:38.75] | I' m sorry, this one' s taken! dui bu qi, zhe jian shi wo de! |
| [07:43.02] | Megan! Monica! mei gen! mo ni ka! |
| [07:45.09] | You came! Yeah! ni lai le! dui! |
| [07:46.99] | This is my dress! No! zhe shi wo de hun sha! bu! |
| [07:49.96] | You saw me wearing it. And now you' ll see me buying it. ni kan dao wo shi chuan ta xian zai ni hui kan dao wo mai xia ta |
| [07:54.10] | You freak! ni zhe ge guai tai! |
| [07:56.67] | You wouldn' t even know about this place without me. ru guo mei you wo ni gen ben bu zhi dao zhe ge di fang |
| [07:59.51] | Look, you don' t want to fight me. Maybe I do. I' m pretty feisty! ting zhe, ni bu hui xiang gen wo zheng huo xu wo xiang, wo shi hen xiong de! |
| [08:06.05] | I' m coming! I' m coming! Hey! wo lai le hei! |
| [08:08.88] | Okay! Hey? Oh, what do I do?! hao le! hei? wo gai zen me ban?! |
| [08:20.29] | What are you doing? Did you find the dress? ni zai zuo shi mo? ni zhao dao hun sha le ma? |
| [08:24.77] | Did you find the dress? ni zhao dao hun sha le ma? |
| [08:26.37] | No. You gotta get me out of here. bu, kuai jiu wo chu qu, zhei xie nv ren dou feng le |
| [08:28.94] | We' ve gotta get Monica. You hold my hand! wo men de qu zhao mo ni ka ni de zhua zhu wo de shou! |
| [08:34.14] | Excuse me! Excuse me! dui bu qi |
| [08:38.65] | Go! Go! Go! kuai zou |
| [08:50.39] | zhong yang gong yuan ka fei ting |
| [08:52.89] | How was your date the other night? luo si, na tian ni gen ta yue hui hai shun li ba? |
| [08:55.43] | Did you tell her about the magical ride that starts with every flush? ni gen ta ti guo zhi yao yi an ma tong mo fa zhi lv jiu kai shi le ma? |
| [09:02.10] | Laugh all you want, but she said she' d like to go out again. jin guan xiao ba, dan ta shuo ta xiang zai gen wo yue hui |
| [09:07.78] | In fact, I' ll go call her right now. shi shi shang, wo zheng yao da dian hua gei ta |
| [09:10.65] | And I' ll make sure and tell her my friend Chandler says... wo hui que ding bing gao su ta wo peng you qian de shuo |
| [09:19.75] | Sorry I didn' t stop by last night, but I had a date. bao qian zuo wan wo shi yue le, dan wo you ge yue hui |
| [09:23.96] | When it' s 1: 00 in the morning and you don' t come by, that' s okay. ni shuo ni ling chen yi dian yao guo lai jiu suan ni fang wo ge zi ye mei you guan xi |
| [09:28.46] | It was with this really hot girl who moved in across the street. wo gen yi ge la mei yue hui, ta gang gang ban dao dui jie |
| [09:33.57] | Right across the street? Yeah. zhen de ma? ta zhu zai dui jie? dui |
| [09:36.50] | When did you meet her? Two days ago. ni shen me shi hou ren shi ta de? liang tian qian |
| [09:39.07] | Excellent! tai bang le! |
| [09:42.64] | You know, Ross met somebody too. luo si ye ren shi le yi ge nv hai |
| [09:45.45] | Hey. How' d it go? hei zen me yang? |
| [09:47.01] | We' re going out again Saturday. tai bang le, wo men xing qi liu yao zai chu qu wan |
| [09:49.35] | But I found out she' s also seeing some other guy. dan wo gang gang fa xian ta ye zai gen bie ren yue hui |
| [09:55.82] | Really? zhen de ma? |
| [09:59.19] | Joe, what would you do if you were in Ross' situation? qiao yi, ru guo ni shi luo si ni hui zen me zuo? |
| [10:03.50] | I am. I' m dating this girl who' s also seeing another guy. wo gen ta cha bu duo gen wo yue hui de nv hai ye zai gen bie ren yue hui |
| [10:08.04] | But I' m not worried about it. dan wo yi dian dou bu dan xin |
| [10:10.37] | You shouldn' t be. I wouldn' t want to be the guy who' s up against you. ni bu bi dan xin, wo bu xiang dang ni de jing zheng zhe |
| [10:16.91] | I mean, that doofus is going to lose. na ge hun dan yi ding hui shu de |
| [10:22.18] | So this is nice. zhe zhen de tai you qu le |
| [10:27.19] | I wish I didn' t have to go. Believe me. zhen xi wang wo neng liu xia lai, xiang xin wo |
| [10:30.99] | But I have to. dan wo de zou le |
| [10:32.43] | So, what' s the name of the girl you' re dating? dui le, gen ni men yue hui de nv hai jiao shen me ming zi? |
| [10:35.63] | Kristen Leigh. Bye. ke li si ting lai fu zai jian |
| [10:46.94] | Well, only one of us can keep dating her. hen ming xian di, wo men zhi zhong zhi you yi ge ren neng ji xu gen ta yue hui |
| [10:50.21] | Obviously. So how do we decide? mei cuo, wo men gai zen me jue ding? |
| [10:54.08] | Well, now, let' s look at this objectively. hao le, wo men de ke guan di lai jie jue zhe jian shi |
| [10:57.85] | I think I should date her. wo xiang wo gai gen ta yue hui |
| [11:03.29] | Or I' m the one who dates her. huo shi wo gai gen ta yue hui |
| [11:07.50] | That' s interesting. But check this out. I date her. na zhen de hen you qu dan shi ting hao le, wo gen ta yue hui |
| [11:12.40] | Okay, but to go in another direction.. hao ba, dan shi huan ge jiao du lai shuo |
| [11:15.14] | Okay. This can go on for a while. hao ba, wo men shi tan bu chu jie lun lai de |
| [11:17.71] | We should order some food then. No, Joey. na me wo men gai dian xie chi de bu, qiao yi |
| [11:22.34] | Look, why don' t we just let her decide, okay? ting zhe, wo men wei shi me bu rang ta lai jue ding ne? |
| [11:26.15] | We' ll each go out with her one more time. wo men dou zai gen ta yue hui yi ci |
| [11:29.22] | And we' ll see who she likes best. kan kan ta bi jiao xi huan shui |
| [11:32.89] | That sounds fair. ting qi lai hen gong ping |
| [11:35.49] | Maybe I' ll take her to that new French restaurant. huo xu wo hui dai ta dao xin kai de fa guo can ting chi fan |
| [11:39.43] | Wait a second. We have to set a spending limit. deng yi xia, wo men de dui yue hui fei yong she xia xian zhi |
| [11:42.86] | I can' t take her to a fancy place like that. wo mei you qian dai ta dao gao ji can ting chi fan |
| [11:46.13] | Well, sorry. That' s what I do on dates. bao qian, na shi wo de yue hui fang shi |
| [11:50.24] | Well, I guess I' ll just have to do what I do on dates. wo cai wo de yong wo de yue hui fang shi |
| [12:00.45] | So let' s decide on a spending limit. Yeah. wo men lai jue ding fei yong shang xian hao ba |
| [12:07.69] | And a slice... da gai shi |
| [12:11.83] | six dollars? liu kuai qian? |
| [12:15.30] | I was thinking more like 100. Okay. wo xiang shi yi bai kuai hao ba |
| [12:18.80] | Can I borrow 94 dollars? ni neng jie wo jiu shi si kuai ma? |
| [12:28.71] | I know. Can you hand me a tissue? wo zhi dao, ni neng bang wo na zhang mian zhi ma? |
| [12:39.79] | You' re out of Diet Coke. ni jia mei you jian yi ke le le |
| [12:45.69] | Hello? wei? |
| [12:47.63] | What? You what? shen me? ni shen me? |
| [12:51.17] | You listen here, missy! ni gei wo ting hao le, xiao jie! |
| [12:56.54] | Megan booked The Swing Kings on the day of our wedding... shi mei gen da lai de, ta ding xia yao bai guo wang ri qi shi wo men jie hun de na yi tian |
| [13:00.67] | and said she' d only give them back for the dress! hai shuo ru guo wo bu ba hun sha rang gei ta wo jiu mei you yue tuan |
| [13:04.48] | Does that mean Carcass is available? na me shuo de hua shi ti you kong le? |
| [13:08.98] | What am I gonna do? That' s the dress! That is " the" dress! wo gai zen me ban? wo hao xi huan na jian hun sha! |
| [13:14.26] | Chandler wants the band. What do I do? qian de xi huan na ge yue tuan, wo gai zen me ban? |
| [13:17.86] | Figure out how to talk him out of it. How? xiang ban fa shuo fu ta fang qi zen me shuo fu? |
| [13:21.96] | You' re out of toilet paper! ni jia de wei sheng zhi yong wan le! |
| [13:33.67] | I wanted to wish you good luck on your date. wo yao lai zhu ni yue hui shun li |
| [13:36.84] | Thanks. What time are you meeting? xie xie ni men yue ji dian? |
| [13:39.28] | We have reservations at Grand Merci Bistro at 8. wo men zai ge lan mei xi bi si duo can ting ding le ba dian de wei zi |
| [13:42.62] | That' s in 20 minutes. You' d better get dressed. shi jian zhi sheng er shi fen zhong ni zui hao kuai qu huan yi fu |
| [13:47.42] | I am dressed. Oh, well, good. wo yi jing huan hao yi fu le tai hao le |
| [13:51.23] | For me. dui wo lai shuo |
| [13:55.26] | What' s this? Did you give yourself a facial? zhe shi shen me? ni zai fu lian? |
| [13:58.37] | I have an oily Tzone. wo de T zi bu wei hen hui chu you |
| [14:02.00] | Okay, dude. hao ba, xiong di |
| [14:07.07] | You sent Kristen flowers? That' s right. ni song ke li si ting hua? mei cuo |
| [14:10.54] | You spent 100 dollars. That' s the limit. You' re screwed! ni hua le yi bai kuai ni ba qian hua guang le, ni shu le! |
| [14:15.82] | I sent the flowers before the actual date, so technically... wo zai yue hui qian song ta hua suo yi ji shu shang lai shuo |
| [14:20.29] | I didn' t break any rules. wo mei you fan gui |
| [14:23.42] | Thanks for stopping by though. xie xie ni lai kan wo |
| [14:25.59] | That' s how it' s gonna be? I can break the rules too. ni zhen de yao na me wan? wo ye ke yi fan gui |
| [14:29.23] | What are you gonna do? I don' t know. ni da suan zen me ban? wo bu zhi dao |
| [14:32.03] | I' m not surprised. You won' t get away with this. wei shi me wo yi dian dou bu ya yi? wo bu hui fang guo ni de |
| [14:35.24] | You don' t have much choice. We' ll see! wo xiang ni mei you tai duo xuan ze wo men zou zhe qiao |
| [14:41.08] | Hey! So, just a light layer? hei! zhi yao bao bo di fu yi ceng jiu hao? |
| [14:43.54] | Yeah, just here and there. dui, zhi yao fu zhe li gen zhe li |
| [14:52.62] | Joey got meat sauce on the banister again. qiao yi you ba rou jiang di zai lan gan shang le |
| [14:57.76] | Swing music is so out. yao bai yin yue tai luo wu le |
| [14:59.83] | He' s gotta be in the room for that to work. ta de zai zhe fang jian li cai ke yi ting de dao |
| [15:04.20] | What are you guys talking about? ni men dao di zai shuo shi mo? |
| [15:06.87] | We' re talking about The Swing Kings... wo men zai tan yao bai guo wang |
| [15:09.64] | and whether they' re the right way to go. tao lun dao di gai bu gai qing ta men lai |
| [15:12.57] | I went to a wedding where they had swing music... you yi ci wo qu can jia qing yao bai yue tuan lai biao yan de hun li |
| [15:16.21] | two months later the couple divorced. liang ge yue hou ta men jiu li hun le |
| [15:19.15] | I' m not saying there' s any connection here... wo bu shi shuo zhe qi zhong you shen me guan xi |
| [15:22.78] | but they did say that' s why they got divorced. dan ta men di que gao su wo na shi ta men li hun de yuan yin |
| [15:27.79] | But I love swing music! dan wo xi huan yao bai yin yue! |
| [15:29.69] | But The Swing Kings? dan yao bai guo wang? |
| [15:31.63] | They suck so much that people die at their concerts. They stop living. ta men lan dao you ren ting ta men de yan chang hui si diao ta men jiu shi bu xiang huo le |
| [15:37.80] | When Monica and I went to see them, we had fun. wo zhi zhi dao mo ni ka gen wo qu kan ta men yan chang shi fei chang kai xin |
| [15:41.34] | And there' s another reason. shi shi shang hai you yi ge yuan yin |
| [15:43.24] | Well, what is the other reason? I don' t want to say. shi shen me yuan yin? wo bu xiang shuo |
| [15:47.74] | Well, you have to, because maybe it' s stupid. ni fei shuo bu ke, huo xu ta hen yu chun |
| [15:52.98] | It' s just, while Monica and I were dancing to them... mo ni ka gen wo sui zhe ta men de yin yue qi wu |
| [15:57.48] | it was the first time I knew that... wo di yi ci zhi dao |
| [16:01.22] | you were the woman that I wanted to dance all my dances with. ni jiu shi wo xiang yi bei zi gong wu de nv ren |
| [16:08.16] | Oh, crap. o, lan tou le |
| [16:18.21] | Our table will be ready soon. Oh, great. wo men de zhuo zi ma shang jiu hui zhun bei hao tai bang le |
| [16:22.38] | Is your back feeling better? That' s fine. ni de bei hao yi dian le ma? mei shi le |
| [16:25.78] | I guess the more muscles you have... wo cai ji rou yue duo |
| [16:28.85] | the more they can spasm out of control. jiu yue ke neng chou jin |
| [16:33.75] | Kristen? Joey! ke li si ting? qiao yi! |
| [16:39.39] | What are you doing here? I like this place. ni lai zhe li zuo shi mo? wo xi huan zhe ge di fang |
| [16:42.66] | And technically, I' m not breaking any rules, so... ji shu shang lai shuo, wo mei you fan gui, suo yi |
| [16:47.60] | Well, Ross, this is Joey. Joey, Ross. luo si, ta shi qiao yi qiao yi, luo si |
| [16:52.11] | Hi. Hi. It' s nice to meet you. hai hai, hen gao xing neng ren shi ni |
| [16:54.98] | I used to have a friend named Joey. wo yi qian you ge peng you jiao qiao yi |
| [16:59.38] | I don' t anymore. dan ta bu zai shi wo peng you |
| [17:03.18] | Our table will be ready in a couple minutes. wo men de zhuo zi ma shang jiu hui zhun bei hao |
| [17:06.39] | Sure! I would love to wait with you guys! Thanks! dang ran, wo xiang gen ni men yi qi deng! xie xie! |
| [17:14.43] | So, Joey, you look familiar. qiao yi, ni kan qi lai hao yan shu |
| [17:17.50] | Are you on TV or something? ni shang guo dian shi ma? |
| [17:20.43] | He doesn' t like to talk about it... qiao yi bu xi huan ti zhe jian shi |
| [17:22.90] | but he' s one of the stars of Days of Our Lives. dan ta zhu yan guo wo men de ri zi |
| [17:27.21] | That' s right. Don' t you play a woman? mei cuo, ni bu shi yan nv ren ma? |
| [17:34.31] | A woman in a man' s body. na shi bei kun zai nan ren shen ti li de nv ren |
| [17:37.65] | Much better. na ke hao duo le |
| [17:40.85] | It' s funny, because you look familiar to me too. zhen you qu, yin wei wo ye jue de ni hen yan shu |
| [17:44.22] | Have you ever been married? ni jie guo hun ma? |
| [17:48.46] | Yes, I have. wo jie guo hun |
| [17:49.76] | In fact, just the other day... shi shi shang, qian ji tian |
| [17:52.23] | Kris and I talked about how I' ve been married and have a son. ke li si gen wo hai tan dao wo jie guo hun, you ge er zi |
| [17:56.64] | Little Eric. That' s right. Wait. No, Ben. xiao ai li ke mei cuo, deng yi xia, bu, shi ban cai dui |
| [18:03.31] | So you' ve just been married the one time then? ni zhi jie guo yi ci hun ma? |
| [18:08.82] | Well... You' ve been married twice? ni jie guo liang ci hun? |
| [18:12.85] | Yes. And... dui, na ge |
| [18:16.82] | another time after that. zhi hou you jie le yi ci |
| [18:21.56] | Boy, I' m getting hungry. tian a, wo e le |
| [18:24.83] | Have you ever been so hungry on a date... ni ceng jing zai yue hui shi e dao |
| [18:28.17] | that when the girl goes to the bathroom, you eat her food? chen nv ban qu shang xi shou jian tou chi diao ta de shi wu ma? |
| [18:35.01] | You said the waiter ate my crab cake. ni shuo fu wu sheng chi diao wo de xie bing |
| [18:40.38] | So, Ross, now why did that first marriage break up? luo si, ni de di yi duan hun yin wei shi me hui jie shu? |
| [18:45.92] | Was it because the woman was straight or because she was a lesbian? yin wei ni qian qi shi yi xing lian huo yin wei ta shi tong xing lian? |
| [18:52.06] | Do you two know each other? No. ni men ren shi ma? bu ren shi |
| [18:55.50] | But he seems like a guy who' d marry a woman... zhi shi luo si kan qi lai xiang shi hui gen you tong xing lian qing xiang de nv ren |
| [18:58.53] | on the verge of being a lesbian and then push her over the edge. jie hun hou, bi de ta fei dei chu gui de nan ren |
| [19:06.01] | Wait a minute! Were you on a poster for gonorrhea? deng yi xia, ni pai guo lin bing hai bao ba? |
| [19:13.38] | Have you ever slept in the same bed with a monkey? ni gen hou zi tong chuang gong zhen guo ba? |
| [19:17.82] | You leave Marcel out of this! bie ba ma sai che jin lai! |
| [19:20.35] | Fine! You ever gotten stuck in a pair of leather pants? hao ba, ni ceng jing bei zi ji de pi ku ka zhu le? |
| [19:24.22] | Have you ever locked yourself in a TV cabinet, VDboy? ni ceng jing ba zi ji suo zai dian shi gui li ma? dian shi xiao zi |
| [19:29.03] | Monkeylover! hou zi mi! |
| [19:39.07] | Where do you think we lost her? ni jue de ta shi shen me shi hou li kai de? |
| [19:41.91] | Probably around gonorrhea. ke neng shi lin bing na yi duan ba |
| [19:52.65] | Hi, honey, I' m home! Don' t come in here! tian xin, wo hui lai le! bie jin lai! |
| [19:55.72] | Why, do you have another boyfriend in there? zen me le? ni de ling yi ge nan peng you zai li mian? |
| [19:59.76] | No. We only mess around at his place. bu, wo men zhi hui zai ta jia hu gao |
| [20:03.60] | I started it, but now it' s scaring me, so could you come out here? sui ran shi wo kai de tou dan wo kai shi dan xin le, ni neng chu lai ma? |
| [20:08.87] | I' m wearing a wedding dress. bu xing, wo zheng chuan zhe hun sha |
| [20:10.77] | You got a wedding dress? ni mai dao hun sha le? |
| [20:12.67] | Yeah, but I' m not keeping it. Then why can' t I see it? dui, dan wo yao ba ta tui hui qu na me wo wei shi me bu neng kan dao ta? |
| [20:16.58] | Oh. I guess you can. wo cai ying gai ke yi |
| [20:18.65] | But I have to return it, so you can' t like it. dan wo de ba ta tui hui qu suo yi ni jue bu neng xi huan ta |
| [20:21.98] | Okay, I promise. I' ll hate it. hao ba, wo fa shi wo hui hen ta |
| [20:30.79] | Wow. You look hideous. wa, ni kan qi lai hao ke pa |
| [20:35.60] | Really? zhen de ma? |
| [20:37.03] | Yeah. That' s like the most ugliest dress I' ve ever seen. dui, na shi wo kan guo zui chou de hun sha |
| [20:42.17] | Why do you have to return it? ni wei shi me yao ba ta tui hui qu? |
| [20:44.44] | Because it doesn' t really fit. yin wei ta zhen de bu he shi |
| [20:47.64] | Oh, I booked The Swing Kings. hai you, wo ding le yao bai guo wang |
| [20:49.91] | Oh, that' s great. Thanks. na zhen de shi tai bang le, xie xie |
| [20:53.01] | But that dress is terrible. dan na jian hun sha ke pa ji le |
| [20:55.95] | It makes me want to rip it off you. Okay. ta rang wo xiang ba ta cong ni shen shang che xia lai hao ba |
| [20:59.69] | But you can' t rip it. dan ni bu ke yi ba ta nong po |
| [21:01.66] | Well, maybe a little. huo xu nong po yi dian ye mei guan xi |
| [21:12.87] | Guys, you want to look at the song list for the wedding? ni men xiang kan kan hun li shang yan chang ge qu de qing dan ma? |
| [21:17.34] | Guys? zen me le? |
| [21:18.71] | I thought you' d be gone all day. wo hai yi wei ni hui qu yi zheng tian |
| [21:21.07] | All right, what' s going on? hao ba, fa sheng le shen me shi? |
| [21:31.95] | I' m sorry. I should probably leave you girls alone. dui bu qi, huo xu wo ying gai rang ni men zhei xie xiao nv sheng du chu yi xia |
| [21:36.79] | Laugh all you want, but in 10 minutes we' ll have youngerlooking skin. jin guan xiao ba, dan shi fen zhong hou wo men de pi fu hui bian de you bai you nen |
| [21:45.20] | You know, she could use a little... ta gai fu yi xia lian de |
| [21:48.57] | Oh, nice shot! Yeah! hao qiu! tai shuai le! |
| [00:06.07] | The caterer sent me this list of 12 appetizers. I have to narrow it to 6. wài huì de gōng sī gěi wǒ shí èr dào kāi wèi cài qīng dān wǒ dé jiāng xuǎn zé fàn wéi suō xiǎo dào liù xiàng |
| [00:11.51] | Food? Oh, give me. shí wù wèn tí? jiāo gěi wǒ ba |
| [00:13.84] | Did Monica mention we' re trying to get The Swing Kings to play the wedding? mó nī kǎ gēn nǐ men tí guò wǒ men jié hūn shí yào qǐng yáo bǎi guó wáng lái yǎn chàng ma? |
| [00:19.35] | You' re into swing music? nǐ xǐ huān yáo bǎi yīn yuè? |
| [00:21.18] | I used to go all over town listening to bands. wǒ yǐ qián huì pǎo biàn quán chéng tīng yuè tuán yǎn zòu |
| [00:25.02] | Chandler? Gap commercial. qián dé? zài GAP de guǎng gào kàn dào de |
| [00:30.29] | Did you book them? Did you call? I will. nǐ dǎ diàn huà dìng xià tā men le ma? wǒ huì dǎ de |
| [00:34.10] | You want me to call? I' ll do it. You stick to your job. nǐ yào wǒ dǎ ma? wǒ huì dǎ de, nǐ zhǐ xū yào zuò hǎo nǐ de gōng zuò |
| [00:38.53] | What is your job? Staying out of the way. nǐ de gōng zuò shì shén me? bié ài shì |
| [00:42.60] | This is impossible. Why don' t you just pick all 15? zhè shì bù kě néng de, nǐ wèi shí me bù tiāo qīng dān shàng de shí wǔ dào kāi wèi cài? |
| [00:46.81] | There were only 12. Oh, yeah, I added 3. zhǐ yǒu shí èr dào ér yǐ duì, wǒ jiā le sān dào |
| [00:50.61] | What are " peanutbutter fingers"? shén me shì huā shēng jiàng shǒu zhǐ? |
| [00:59.89] | The One With the Cheap Wedding Dress běn jí bō chū: lián jià de hūn shā |
| [00:00.00] | |
| [01:44.50] | Well, hello. nǐ hǎo |
| [01:46.87] | She' s cute. tā hǎo kě ài |
| [01:48.87] | Should we go talk to her? wǒ men gāi gēn tā shuō huà ma? |
| [01:51.27] | Sure. Being engaged, I' m not nervous to talk to pretty girls anymore. dāng rán, dìng hūn hòu gēn měi nǚ shuō huà wǒ zài yě bú huì jǐn zhāng |
| [01:56.68] | Could you guys help me? nǐ men néng guò lái bāng bāng wǒ ma? |
| [02:01.58] | Yeah, let me get that for you. wǒ lái bāng nǐ bān nà gè |
| [02:04.15] | It' s really heavy. I got it. tā zhēn de hěn zhòng méi wèn tí |
| [02:11.19] | So hi, I' m Ross, and this is my friend, Chandler. hāi, wǒ shì luó sī, tā shì wǒ péng yǒu qián dé |
| [02:18.17] | I' m Kristen. wǒ shì kè lì sī tīng |
| [02:19.97] | Hi. Are you new to the area? kè lì sī tīng, hāi, nǐ gāng bān lái ma? |
| [02:22.67] | I' d love to show you around sometime. rú guǒ nǐ gāng bān lái zhè lǐ wǒ kě yǐ dài nǐ sì chù cān guān yī xià |
| [02:25.87] | I actually just moved from four blocks over. shì shí shàng, wǒ cóng sì tiáo jiē wài bān lái zhè lǐ |
| [02:29.54] | But this block is like another world. dàn zhè lǐ hǎo xiàng lìng yí gè shì jiè |
| [02:32.35] | Actually, it does have a very interesting history. shì shí shàng zhè gè dì qū de lì shǐ fēi cháng yǒu qù |
| [02:36.55] | This street is the first in the city to have an underground sewer system. zhè tiáo jiē shì niǔ yuē dì yī tiáo yǒu xià shuǐ dào xì tǒng de jiē dào |
| [02:42.92] | Before that, sewage and waste... zhī qián wū shuǐ gēn fèi qì wù |
| [02:45.56] | would just flow right down the street. huì zhí jiē liú dào jiē shàng |
| [02:48.96] | Sometimes ankledeep. yǒu shí shēn jí jiǎo huái |
| [02:52.77] | Smooth. shuō de hǎo |
| [02:56.07] | Excuse me? nǐ shuō shí mǒ? |
| [03:00.61] | You' re gonna be starving after moving. What do you say I take you to dinner? bān wán jiā hòu nǐ yí dìng huì dǔ zi è nǐ xiǎng gēn wǒ yì qǐ qù chī wǎn cān ma? |
| [03:06.21] | I' d like that. Great. wǒ hěn lè yì tài bàng le |
| [03:08.18] | Let me take this up. wǒ bāng nǐ bǎ xiāng zi bān shǎng qù |
| [03:09.62] | After you. Oh, no. After you. nǐ xiān qǐng bù, nǐ xiān qǐng |
| [03:14.62] | Oh, my God! wǒ de tiān a! |
| [03:24.47] | Am I crazy, or does this totally go? shì wǒ fēng le hái shì zhè zhēn de hěn pèi? |
| [03:29.00] | Oh, my God! You look so beautiful! wǒ de tiān a! nǐ kàn qǐ lái hǎo piào liàng! |
| [03:33.61] | Thank you, Rachel. But look at Monica! xiè xiè nǐ, ruì qiū, dàn kàn kàn mó nī kǎ! |
| [03:37.91] | This is it. Yeah, this is the one. jiù shì tā, jiù shì zhè jiàn |
| [03:41.32] | I can' t believe I found it. wǒ bù gǎn xiāng xìn wǒ zhǎo dào tā le |
| [03:43.82] | Wow, you look so beautiful. If I knew you, I' d cry. nǐ kàn qǐ lái hǎo piào liàng rú guǒ wǒ rèn shi nǐ, wǒ huì kū de |
| [03:48.82] | I' m Monica Geller. Bawl like a baby. wǒ shì mó nī kǎ gài lēi, xìng fú de xīn niáng |
| [03:52.33] | I' m Megan Bailey. wǒ shì méi gēn bā lì |
| [03:53.93] | Have you found your dress? These dresses are amazing... nǐ zhǎo dào hūn shā le ma? zhèi xiē hūn shā dōu hěn piào liàng |
| [03:57.83] | but I couldn' t afford one. I can' t either. dàn wǒ mǎi bu qǐ wǒ yě shì |
| [04:01.67] | I' m here to figure out the one I want, then I' ll get it at Kleinman' s. wǒ zhǐ shì lái zhè lǐ zhǎo hūn shā rán hòu wǒ huì dào kè lái mén hūn shā diàn mǎi |
| [04:06.77] | They' re having a huge sale. tā men zài dà jiǎn jià |
| [04:09.14] | Thanks for the tip. When are you getting married? xiè xiè nǐ de qíng bào nǐ shén me shí hòu jié hūn? |
| [04:12.75] | I' m not. I just like to try them on. I do the same thing. wǒ méi yǒu yào jié hūn, wǒ zhǐ shì xiǎng shì chuān hūn shā wǒ yě huì nà me zuò |
| [04:18.62] | I' m just kidding. I' m getting married July 25th. wǒ zhǐ shì zài kāi wán xiào wǒ de hūn qī shì qī yuè èr shí wǔ rì |
| [04:23.29] | I' m just kidding too. wǒ yě zhǐ shì zài kāi wán xiào |
| [04:25.79] | I' m getting married in December. wǒ yào zài shí èr yuè jié hūn |
| [04:30.27] | When are you getting married? May 15th. nǐ shén me shí hòu jié hūn? wǔ yuè shí wǔ rì |
| [04:33.13] | It' s close. Who' s your photographer? yǐ jīng hěn jiē jìn le, nǐ qǐng shuí pāi zhào? |
| [04:35.97] | Jeffrey. We met with him. jié fú ruì wǒ men gēn tā tán guò |
| [04:37.97] | Did he show you nude wedding photos? The Best Man? Wow! tā ná luǒ tǐ hūn shā zhào gěi nǐ men kàn le ma? nà gè bàn láng ma? wa! |
| [04:43.41] | I know. I almost called off my wedding. wǒ zhī dào, wǒ chà diǎn qǔ xiāo le hūn lǐ |
| [04:46.65] | Who' s your band? My fiance wants The Swing Kings. nǐ qǐng le něi gè yuè tuán? wǒ wèi hūn fū xiǎng qǐng yáo bǎi guó wáng |
| [04:50.39] | You' re lucky. My fiance wants the heavy metal band, Carcass. nǐ zhēn xìng yùn, wǒ wèi hūn fū xiǎng qǐng shī tǐ nà zhòng jīn shǔ yuè tuán |
| [04:54.72] | Is that spelled with a " C" or a " K"? It doesn' t matter, they' re both great! shì shī tǐ hái shì shī tǐ? nà bù zhòng yào, tā men dōu hěn bàng! |
| [05:01.43] | Oh, don' t buy that here. bié zài zhè lǐ mǎi hūn shā |
| [05:03.70] | Now that you know what you want, go to Kleinman' s. xiàn zài nǐ zhī dào nǐ xǐ huān nǎ yī jiàn dào kè lái mén hūn shā diàn mǎi |
| [05:07.57] | This place is so overpriced. zhè lǐ de hūn shā tài guì le |
| [05:09.90] | I own this store. wǒ shì zhè lǐ de lǎo bǎn |
| [05:13.51] | So does this come in another color, or... zhè jiàn hūn shā yǒu bié de yán sè ma? hái shì? |
| [05:26.55] | Hi. You moving in or moving out? hāi, nǐ yào bān jìn lái huán shì bān zǒu? |
| [05:30.02] | Moving in. Can I help out? wǒ yào bān jìn lái xū yào wǒ bāng máng ma? |
| [05:32.23] | Okay, but be careful. The guy who was helping before hurt his back. hǎo ba, dàn shì nǐ dé xiǎo xīn yì diǎn lái bāng wǒ de nà gè rén yīn wèi bèi tòng xiān zǒu le |
| [05:38.03] | Boyfriend? No. tā shì nǐ nán péng yǒu? bú shì |
| [05:39.90] | I' m Joey. wǒ shì qiáo yī |
| [05:42.27] | Kristen. wǒ shì kè lì sī tīng |
| [05:43.54] | What a beautiful name. nǐ de míng zì zhēn hǎo tīng |
| [05:47.24] | What is it again? nǐ shuō nǐ jiào shén me lái zhe? |
| [05:50.24] | Kristen. kè lì sī tīng |
| [05:53.45] | You live around here? Right down there. nǐ zhù zài fù jìn? wǒ jiù zhù zài nà biān |
| [05:56.45] | Let me give you a tip. wǒ dé tí gōng nǐ yī xiē zī xùn |
| [05:58.55] | Don' t take a nap on this stoop. You could wake up without shoes. bié zài nà gè lóu tī shàng shuì jiào xǐng guò lái shí nǐ de xié zǐ kě néng yǐ jīng bèi tōu le |
| [06:04.36] | I' ll remember that. wǒ huì jì zhù de |
| [06:06.06] | Listen, would you like to have dinner with me tonight? tīng zhe, jīn wǎn nǐ yào gēn wǒ yì qǐ chī fàn ma? |
| [06:10.90] | I have plans tonight. How about tomorrow? jīn wǎn wǒ yǒu yuē le, míng tiān kě yǐ ma? |
| [06:14.27] | Sounds great. Well, where does this go? tīng qǐ lái bù cuò, zhè gè yào bān dào nǎ lǐ? |
| [06:17.07] | You look strong. Why don' t you grab one of the boxes. nǐ kàn qǐ lái hěn zhuàng, bǎ tā jiāo gěi wǒ nǐ qù bāng wǒ bān xiāng zi ba |
| [06:23.78] | shū, zhěn tou |
| [06:25.65] | Yeah, I' ll get this one. duì, wǒ yào tiāo zhè yí gè |
| [06:30.62] | kè lái mén hūn shā diàn wǔ zhé dà jiǎn jià |
| [06:37.76] | So this is Brooklyn? zhè lǐ jiù shì bù lǔ kè lín? |
| [06:40.50] | Listen up. There' s only one dress in each size. tīng zhe, tōng cháng měi jiàn hūn shā yí gè chǐ cùn zhǐ yǒu yī jiàn |
| [06:44.33] | So when they open those doors, fan out. tā men yī kāi mén, mǎ shàng chōng jìn qù |
| [06:48.17] | This is what you' re looking for. Memorize it. zhè jiù shì nǐ men de mù biāo, jì zhù tā |
| [06:53.81] | When you locate the dress, blow on these, all right? zhǎo dào hūn shā hòu jiù chuī shào zi, hǎo ma? |
| [06:59.28] | Three sharp blasts. When you hear it, come running. yòng lì chuī sān shēng, yī tīng dào shào yīn hòu mǎ shàng pǎo guò lái |
| [07:04.79] | Here he comes! tā lái le! |
| [07:06.02] | They' re pushing! Don' t be a baby! tā men zài tuī wǒ! bié nà me hái zi qì! |
| [07:09.49] | Out of the way! Let' s go! bié dǎng lù! wǒ men chōng ba! |
| [07:12.69] | Rachel?! Come on! ruì qiū?! kuài yì diǎn! |
| [07:24.51] | No, not it. Not it. Not it. bù, bú shì |
| [07:30.85] | Don' t crowd me. bié tuī wǒ |
| [07:35.35] | This is it! This is the dress! It' s perfect! jiù shì tā! jiù shì zhè jiàn hūn shā! tài wán měi le! |
| [07:38.75] | I' m sorry, this one' s taken! duì bù qǐ, zhè jiàn shì wǒ de! |
| [07:43.02] | Megan! Monica! méi gēn! mó nī kǎ! |
| [07:45.09] | You came! Yeah! nǐ lái le! duì! |
| [07:46.99] | This is my dress! No! zhè shì wǒ de hūn shā! bù! |
| [07:49.96] | You saw me wearing it. And now you' ll see me buying it. nǐ kàn dào wǒ shì chuān tā xiàn zài nǐ huì kàn dào wǒ mǎi xià tā |
| [07:54.10] | You freak! nǐ zhè gè guài tāi! |
| [07:56.67] | You wouldn' t even know about this place without me. rú guǒ méi yǒu wǒ nǐ gēn běn bù zhī dào zhè gè dì fāng |
| [07:59.51] | Look, you don' t want to fight me. Maybe I do. I' m pretty feisty! tīng zhe, nǐ bú huì xiǎng gēn wǒ zhēng huò xǔ wǒ xiǎng, wǒ shì hěn xiōng de! |
| [08:06.05] | I' m coming! I' m coming! Hey! wǒ lái le hēi! |
| [08:08.88] | Okay! Hey? Oh, what do I do?! hǎo le! hēi? wǒ gāi zěn me bàn?! |
| [08:20.29] | What are you doing? Did you find the dress? nǐ zài zuò shí mǒ? nǐ zhǎo dào hūn shā le ma? |
| [08:24.77] | Did you find the dress? nǐ zhǎo dào hūn shā le ma? |
| [08:26.37] | No. You gotta get me out of here. bù, kuài jiù wǒ chū qù, zhèi xiē nǚ rén dōu fēng le |
| [08:28.94] | We' ve gotta get Monica. You hold my hand! wǒ men dé qù zhǎo mó nī kǎ nǐ dé zhuā zhù wǒ de shǒu! |
| [08:34.14] | Excuse me! Excuse me! duì bù qǐ |
| [08:38.65] | Go! Go! Go! kuài zǒu |
| [08:50.39] | zhōng yāng gōng yuán kā fēi tīng |
| [08:52.89] | How was your date the other night? luó sī, nà tiān nǐ gēn tā yuē huì hái shùn lì ba? |
| [08:55.43] | Did you tell her about the magical ride that starts with every flush? nǐ gēn tā tí guò zhǐ yào yī àn mǎ tǒng mó fǎ zhī lǚ jiù kāi shǐ le ma? |
| [09:02.10] | Laugh all you want, but she said she' d like to go out again. jǐn guǎn xiào ba, dàn tā shuō tā xiǎng zài gēn wǒ yuē huì |
| [09:07.78] | In fact, I' ll go call her right now. shì shí shàng, wǒ zhèng yào dǎ diàn huà gěi tā |
| [09:10.65] | And I' ll make sure and tell her my friend Chandler says... wǒ huì què dìng bìng gào sù tā wǒ péng yǒu qián dé shuō |
| [09:19.75] | Sorry I didn' t stop by last night, but I had a date. bào qiàn zuó wǎn wǒ shī yuē le, dàn wǒ yǒu gè yuē huì |
| [09:23.96] | When it' s 1: 00 in the morning and you don' t come by, that' s okay. nǐ shuō nǐ líng chén yì diǎn yào guò lái jiù suàn nǐ fàng wǒ gē zi yě méi yǒu guān xi |
| [09:28.46] | It was with this really hot girl who moved in across the street. wǒ gēn yí gè là mèi yuē huì, tā gāng gāng bān dào duì jiē |
| [09:33.57] | Right across the street? Yeah. zhēn de ma? tā zhù zài duì jiē? duì |
| [09:36.50] | When did you meet her? Two days ago. nǐ shén me shí hòu rèn shi tā de? liǎng tiān qián |
| [09:39.07] | Excellent! tài bàng le! |
| [09:42.64] | You know, Ross met somebody too. luó sī yě rèn shi le yí gè nǚ hái |
| [09:45.45] | Hey. How' d it go? hēi zěn me yàng? |
| [09:47.01] | We' re going out again Saturday. tài bàng le, wǒ men xīng qī liù yào zài chū qù wán |
| [09:49.35] | But I found out she' s also seeing some other guy. dàn wǒ gāng gāng fā xiàn tā yě zài gēn bié rén yuē huì |
| [09:55.82] | Really? zhēn de ma? |
| [09:59.19] | Joe, what would you do if you were in Ross' situation? qiáo yī, rú guǒ nǐ shì luó sī nǐ huì zěn me zuò? |
| [10:03.50] | I am. I' m dating this girl who' s also seeing another guy. wǒ gēn tā chà bù duō gēn wǒ yuē huì de nǚ hái yě zài gēn bié rén yuē huì |
| [10:08.04] | But I' m not worried about it. dàn wǒ yì diǎn dōu bù dān xīn |
| [10:10.37] | You shouldn' t be. I wouldn' t want to be the guy who' s up against you. nǐ bù bì dān xīn, wǒ bù xiǎng dāng nǐ de jìng zhēng zhě |
| [10:16.91] | I mean, that doofus is going to lose. nà gè hún dàn yí dìng huì shū de |
| [10:22.18] | So this is nice. zhè zhēn de tài yǒu qù le |
| [10:27.19] | I wish I didn' t have to go. Believe me. zhēn xī wàng wǒ néng liú xià lái, xiāng xìn wǒ |
| [10:30.99] | But I have to. dàn wǒ dé zǒu le |
| [10:32.43] | So, what' s the name of the girl you' re dating? duì le, gēn nǐ men yuē huì de nǚ hái jiào shén me míng zì? |
| [10:35.63] | Kristen Leigh. Bye. kè lì sī tīng lái fū zài jiàn |
| [10:46.94] | Well, only one of us can keep dating her. hěn míng xiǎn dì, wǒ men zhī zhōng zhǐ yǒu yí ge rén néng jì xù gēn tā yuē huì |
| [10:50.21] | Obviously. So how do we decide? méi cuò, wǒ men gāi zěn me jué dìng? |
| [10:54.08] | Well, now, let' s look at this objectively. hǎo le, wǒ men dé kè guān dì lái jiě jué zhè jiàn shì |
| [10:57.85] | I think I should date her. wǒ xiǎng wǒ gāi gēn tā yuē huì |
| [11:03.29] | Or I' m the one who dates her. huò shì wǒ gāi gēn tā yuē huì |
| [11:07.50] | That' s interesting. But check this out. I date her. nà zhēn de hěn yǒu qù dàn shì tīng hǎo le, wǒ gēn tā yuē huì |
| [11:12.40] | Okay, but to go in another direction.. hǎo ba, dàn shì huàn gè jiǎo dù lái shuō |
| [11:15.14] | Okay. This can go on for a while. hǎo ba, wǒ men shì tán bù chū jié lùn lái de |
| [11:17.71] | We should order some food then. No, Joey. nà me wǒ men gāi diǎn xiē chī de bù, qiáo yī |
| [11:22.34] | Look, why don' t we just let her decide, okay? tīng zhe, wǒ men wèi shí me bù ràng tā lái jué dìng ne? |
| [11:26.15] | We' ll each go out with her one more time. wǒ men dōu zài gēn tā yuē huì yī cì |
| [11:29.22] | And we' ll see who she likes best. kàn kàn tā bǐ jiào xǐ huān shuí |
| [11:32.89] | That sounds fair. tīng qǐ lái hěn gōng píng |
| [11:35.49] | Maybe I' ll take her to that new French restaurant. huò xǔ wǒ huì dài tā dào xīn kāi de fǎ guó cān tīng chī fàn |
| [11:39.43] | Wait a second. We have to set a spending limit. děng yī xià, wǒ men de duì yuē huì fèi yòng shè xià xiàn zhì |
| [11:42.86] | I can' t take her to a fancy place like that. wǒ méi yǒu qián dài tā dào gāo jí cān tīng chī fàn |
| [11:46.13] | Well, sorry. That' s what I do on dates. bào qiàn, nà shi wǒ de yuē huì fāng shì |
| [11:50.24] | Well, I guess I' ll just have to do what I do on dates. wǒ cāi wǒ de yòng wǒ de yuē huì fāng shì |
| [12:00.45] | So let' s decide on a spending limit. Yeah. wǒ men lái jué dìng fèi yòng shàng xiàn hǎo ba |
| [12:07.69] | And a slice... dà gài shì |
| [12:11.83] | six dollars? liù kuài qián? |
| [12:15.30] | I was thinking more like 100. Okay. wǒ xiǎng shì yī bǎi kuài hǎo ba |
| [12:18.80] | Can I borrow 94 dollars? nǐ néng jiè wǒ jiǔ shí sì kuài ma? |
| [12:28.71] | I know. Can you hand me a tissue? wǒ zhī dào, nǐ néng bāng wǒ ná zhāng miàn zhǐ ma? |
| [12:39.79] | You' re out of Diet Coke. nǐ jiā méi yǒu jiàn yí kě lè le |
| [12:45.69] | Hello? wèi? |
| [12:47.63] | What? You what? shén me? nǐ shén me? |
| [12:51.17] | You listen here, missy! nǐ gěi wǒ tīng hǎo le, xiǎo jiě! |
| [12:56.54] | Megan booked The Swing Kings on the day of our wedding... shì méi gēn dǎ lái de, tā dìng xià yáo bǎi guó wáng rì qī shì wǒ men jié hūn de nà yì tiān |
| [13:00.67] | and said she' d only give them back for the dress! hái shuō rú guǒ wǒ bù bǎ hūn shā ràng gěi tā wǒ jiù méi yǒu yuè tuán |
| [13:04.48] | Does that mean Carcass is available? nà me shuō de huà shī tǐ yǒu kòng le? |
| [13:08.98] | What am I gonna do? That' s the dress! That is " the" dress! wǒ gāi zěn me bàn? wǒ hǎo xǐ huān nà jiàn hūn shā! |
| [13:14.26] | Chandler wants the band. What do I do? qián dé xǐ huān nà gè yuè tuán, wǒ gāi zěn me bàn? |
| [13:17.86] | Figure out how to talk him out of it. How? xiǎng bàn fǎ shuō fú tā fàng qì zěn me shuō fú? |
| [13:21.96] | You' re out of toilet paper! nǐ jiā de wèi shēng zhǐ yòng wán le! |
| [13:33.67] | I wanted to wish you good luck on your date. wǒ yào lái zhù nǐ yuē huì shùn lì |
| [13:36.84] | Thanks. What time are you meeting? xiè xiè nǐ men yuē jǐ diǎn? |
| [13:39.28] | We have reservations at Grand Merci Bistro at 8. wǒ men zài gé lán méi xī bì sī duō cān tīng dìng le bā diǎn de wèi zi |
| [13:42.62] | That' s in 20 minutes. You' d better get dressed. shí jiān zhǐ shèng èr shí fēn zhōng nǐ zuì hǎo kuài qù huàn yī fú |
| [13:47.42] | I am dressed. Oh, well, good. wǒ yǐ jīng huàn hǎo yī fú le tài hǎo le |
| [13:51.23] | For me. duì wǒ lái shuō |
| [13:55.26] | What' s this? Did you give yourself a facial? zhè shì shén me? nǐ zài fū liǎn? |
| [13:58.37] | I have an oily Tzone. wǒ de T zì bù wèi hěn huì chū yóu |
| [14:02.00] | Okay, dude. hǎo ba, xiōng dì |
| [14:07.07] | You sent Kristen flowers? That' s right. nǐ sòng kè lì sī tīng huā? méi cuò |
| [14:10.54] | You spent 100 dollars. That' s the limit. You' re screwed! nǐ huā le yī bǎi kuài nǐ bǎ qián huā guāng le, nǐ shū le! |
| [14:15.82] | I sent the flowers before the actual date, so technically... wǒ zài yuē huì qián sòng tā huā suǒ yǐ jì shù shàng lái shuō |
| [14:20.29] | I didn' t break any rules. wǒ méi yǒu fàn guī |
| [14:23.42] | Thanks for stopping by though. xiè xiè nǐ lái kàn wǒ |
| [14:25.59] | That' s how it' s gonna be? I can break the rules too. nǐ zhēn de yào nà me wán? wǒ yě kě yǐ fàn guī |
| [14:29.23] | What are you gonna do? I don' t know. nǐ dǎ suàn zěn me bàn? wǒ bù zhī dào |
| [14:32.03] | I' m not surprised. You won' t get away with this. wèi shí me wǒ yì diǎn dōu bù yà yì? wǒ bú huì fàng guò nǐ de |
| [14:35.24] | You don' t have much choice. We' ll see! wǒ xiǎng nǐ méi yǒu tài duō xuǎn zé wǒ men zǒu zhe qiáo |
| [14:41.08] | Hey! So, just a light layer? hēi! zhǐ yào báo bó dì fū yī céng jiù hǎo? |
| [14:43.54] | Yeah, just here and there. duì, zhǐ yào fū zhè lǐ gēn zhè lǐ |
| [14:52.62] | Joey got meat sauce on the banister again. qiáo yī yòu bǎ ròu jiàng dī zài lán gān shàng le |
| [14:57.76] | Swing music is so out. yáo bǎi yīn yuè tài luò wǔ le |
| [14:59.83] | He' s gotta be in the room for that to work. tā dé zài zhè fáng jiān lǐ cái kě yǐ tīng de dào |
| [15:04.20] | What are you guys talking about? nǐ men dào dǐ zài shuō shí mǒ? |
| [15:06.87] | We' re talking about The Swing Kings... wǒ men zài tán yáo bǎi guó wáng |
| [15:09.64] | and whether they' re the right way to go. tǎo lùn dào dǐ gāi bù gāi qǐng tā men lái |
| [15:12.57] | I went to a wedding where they had swing music... yǒu yī cì wǒ qù cān jiā qǐng yáo bǎi yuè tuán lái biǎo yǎn de hūn lǐ |
| [15:16.21] | two months later the couple divorced. liǎng ge yuè hòu tā men jiù lí hūn le |
| [15:19.15] | I' m not saying there' s any connection here... wǒ bú shì shuō zhè qí zhōng yǒu shén me guān xì |
| [15:22.78] | but they did say that' s why they got divorced. dàn tā men dí què gào sù wǒ nà shi tā men lí hūn de yuán yīn |
| [15:27.79] | But I love swing music! dàn wǒ xǐ huān yáo bǎi yīn yuè! |
| [15:29.69] | But The Swing Kings? dàn yáo bǎi guó wáng? |
| [15:31.63] | They suck so much that people die at their concerts. They stop living. tā men làn dào yǒu rén tīng tā men de yǎn chàng huì sǐ diào tā men jiù shì bù xiǎng huó le |
| [15:37.80] | When Monica and I went to see them, we had fun. wǒ zhǐ zhī dào mó nī kǎ gēn wǒ qù kàn tā men yǎn chàng shí fēi cháng kāi xīn |
| [15:41.34] | And there' s another reason. shì shí shàng hái yǒu yí gè yuán yīn |
| [15:43.24] | Well, what is the other reason? I don' t want to say. shì shén me yuán yīn? wǒ bù xiǎng shuō |
| [15:47.74] | Well, you have to, because maybe it' s stupid. nǐ fēi shuō bù kě, huò xǔ tā hěn yú chǔn |
| [15:52.98] | It' s just, while Monica and I were dancing to them... mó nī kǎ gēn wǒ suí zhe tā men de yīn yuè qǐ wǔ |
| [15:57.48] | it was the first time I knew that... wǒ dì yī cì zhī dào |
| [16:01.22] | you were the woman that I wanted to dance all my dances with. nǐ jiù shì wǒ xiǎng yī bèi zi gòng wǔ de nǚ rén |
| [16:08.16] | Oh, crap. ō, làn tòu le |
| [16:18.21] | Our table will be ready soon. Oh, great. wǒ men de zhuō zi mǎ shàng jiù huì zhǔn bèi hǎo tài bàng le |
| [16:22.38] | Is your back feeling better? That' s fine. nǐ de bèi hǎo yì diǎn le ma? méi shì le |
| [16:25.78] | I guess the more muscles you have... wǒ cāi jī ròu yuè duō |
| [16:28.85] | the more they can spasm out of control. jiù yuè kě néng chōu jīn |
| [16:33.75] | Kristen? Joey! kè lì sī tīng? qiáo yī! |
| [16:39.39] | What are you doing here? I like this place. nǐ lái zhè lǐ zuò shí mǒ? wǒ xǐ huān zhè gè dì fāng |
| [16:42.66] | And technically, I' m not breaking any rules, so... jì shù shàng lái shuō, wǒ méi yǒu fàn guī, suǒ yǐ |
| [16:47.60] | Well, Ross, this is Joey. Joey, Ross. luó sī, tā shì qiáo yī qiáo yī, luó sī |
| [16:52.11] | Hi. Hi. It' s nice to meet you. hāi hāi, hěn gāo xīng néng rèn shi nǐ |
| [16:54.98] | I used to have a friend named Joey. wǒ yǐ qián yǒu gè péng yǒu jiào qiáo yī |
| [16:59.38] | I don' t anymore. dàn tā bù zài shì wǒ péng yǒu |
| [17:03.18] | Our table will be ready in a couple minutes. wǒ men de zhuō zi mǎ shàng jiù huì zhǔn bèi hǎo |
| [17:06.39] | Sure! I would love to wait with you guys! Thanks! dāng rán, wǒ xiǎng gēn nǐ men yì qǐ děng! xiè xiè! |
| [17:14.43] | So, Joey, you look familiar. qiáo yī, nǐ kàn qǐ lái hǎo yǎn shú |
| [17:17.50] | Are you on TV or something? nǐ shàng guò diàn shì ma? |
| [17:20.43] | He doesn' t like to talk about it... qiáo yī bù xǐ huān tí zhè jiàn shì |
| [17:22.90] | but he' s one of the stars of Days of Our Lives. dàn tā zhǔ yǎn guò wǒ men de rì zi |
| [17:27.21] | That' s right. Don' t you play a woman? méi cuò, nǐ bú shì yǎn nǚ rén ma? |
| [17:34.31] | A woman in a man' s body. nà shi bèi kùn zài nán rén shēn tǐ lǐ de nǚ rén |
| [17:37.65] | Much better. nà kě hǎo duō le |
| [17:40.85] | It' s funny, because you look familiar to me too. zhēn yǒu qù, yīn wèi wǒ yě jué de nǐ hěn yǎn shú |
| [17:44.22] | Have you ever been married? nǐ jié guò hūn ma? |
| [17:48.46] | Yes, I have. wǒ jié guò hūn |
| [17:49.76] | In fact, just the other day... shì shí shàng, qián jǐ tiān |
| [17:52.23] | Kris and I talked about how I' ve been married and have a son. kè lì sī gēn wǒ hái tán dào wǒ jié guò hūn, yǒu gè ér zi |
| [17:56.64] | Little Eric. That' s right. Wait. No, Ben. xiǎo ài lì kè méi cuò, děng yī xià, bù, shì bān cái duì |
| [18:03.31] | So you' ve just been married the one time then? nǐ zhǐ jié guò yī cì hūn ma? |
| [18:08.82] | Well... You' ve been married twice? nǐ jié guò liǎng cì hūn? |
| [18:12.85] | Yes. And... duì, nà gè |
| [18:16.82] | another time after that. zhī hòu yòu jié le yī cì |
| [18:21.56] | Boy, I' m getting hungry. tiān a, wǒ è le |
| [18:24.83] | Have you ever been so hungry on a date... nǐ céng jīng zài yuē huì shí è dào |
| [18:28.17] | that when the girl goes to the bathroom, you eat her food? chèn nǚ bàn qù shàng xǐ shǒu jiān tōu chī diào tā de shí wù ma? |
| [18:35.01] | You said the waiter ate my crab cake. nǐ shuō fú wù shēng chī diào wǒ de xiè bǐng |
| [18:40.38] | So, Ross, now why did that first marriage break up? luó sī, nǐ de dì yī duàn hūn yīn wèi shí me huì jié shù? |
| [18:45.92] | Was it because the woman was straight or because she was a lesbian? yīn wèi nǐ qián qī shì yì xìng liàn huò yīn wèi tā shì tóng xìng liàn? |
| [18:52.06] | Do you two know each other? No. nǐ men rèn shi ma? bù rèn shi |
| [18:55.50] | But he seems like a guy who' d marry a woman... zhǐ shì luó sī kàn qǐ lái xiàng shì huì gēn yǒu tóng xìng liàn qīng xiàng de nǚ rén |
| [18:58.53] | on the verge of being a lesbian and then push her over the edge. jié hūn hòu, bī dé tā fēi děi chū guì de nán rén |
| [19:06.01] | Wait a minute! Were you on a poster for gonorrhea? děng yī xià, nǐ pāi guò lìn bìng hǎi bào ba? |
| [19:13.38] | Have you ever slept in the same bed with a monkey? nǐ gēn hóu zi tóng chuáng gòng zhěn guò ba? |
| [19:17.82] | You leave Marcel out of this! bié bǎ mǎ sài chě jìn lái! |
| [19:20.35] | Fine! You ever gotten stuck in a pair of leather pants? hǎo ba, nǐ céng jīng bèi zì jǐ de pí kù kǎ zhù le? |
| [19:24.22] | Have you ever locked yourself in a TV cabinet, VDboy? nǐ céng jīng bǎ zì jǐ suǒ zài diàn shì guì lǐ ma? diàn shì xiǎo zi |
| [19:29.03] | Monkeylover! hóu zi mí! |
| [19:39.07] | Where do you think we lost her? nǐ jué de tā shì shén me shí hòu lí kāi de? |
| [19:41.91] | Probably around gonorrhea. kě néng shì lìn bìng nà yī duàn ba |
| [19:52.65] | Hi, honey, I' m home! Don' t come in here! tián xīn, wǒ huí lái le! bié jìn lái! |
| [19:55.72] | Why, do you have another boyfriend in there? zěn me le? nǐ de lìng yí gè nán péng yǒu zài lǐ miàn? |
| [19:59.76] | No. We only mess around at his place. bù, wǒ men zhǐ huì zài tā jiā hú gǎo |
| [20:03.60] | I started it, but now it' s scaring me, so could you come out here? suī rán shì wǒ kāi de tóu dàn wǒ kāi shǐ dān xīn le, nǐ néng chū lái ma? |
| [20:08.87] | I' m wearing a wedding dress. bù xíng, wǒ zhèng chuān zhe hūn shā |
| [20:10.77] | You got a wedding dress? nǐ mǎi dào hūn shā le? |
| [20:12.67] | Yeah, but I' m not keeping it. Then why can' t I see it? duì, dàn wǒ yào bǎ tā tuì huí qù nà me wǒ wèi shí me bù néng kàn dào tā? |
| [20:16.58] | Oh. I guess you can. wǒ cāi yīng gāi kě yǐ |
| [20:18.65] | But I have to return it, so you can' t like it. dàn wǒ dé bǎ tā tuì huí qù suǒ yǐ nǐ jué bù néng xǐ huān tā |
| [20:21.98] | Okay, I promise. I' ll hate it. hǎo ba, wǒ fā shì wǒ huì hèn tā |
| [20:30.79] | Wow. You look hideous. wa, nǐ kàn qǐ lái hǎo kě pà |
| [20:35.60] | Really? zhēn de ma? |
| [20:37.03] | Yeah. That' s like the most ugliest dress I' ve ever seen. duì, nà shi wǒ kàn guò zuì chǒu de hūn shā |
| [20:42.17] | Why do you have to return it? nǐ wèi shí me yào bǎ tā tuì huí qù? |
| [20:44.44] | Because it doesn' t really fit. yīn wèi tā zhēn de bù hé shì |
| [20:47.64] | Oh, I booked The Swing Kings. hái yǒu, wǒ dìng le yáo bǎi guó wáng |
| [20:49.91] | Oh, that' s great. Thanks. nà zhēn de shì tài bàng le, xiè xiè |
| [20:53.01] | But that dress is terrible. dàn nà jiàn hūn shā kě pà jí le |
| [20:55.95] | It makes me want to rip it off you. Okay. tā ràng wǒ xiǎng bǎ tā cóng nǐ shēn shàng chě xià lái hǎo ba |
| [20:59.69] | But you can' t rip it. dàn nǐ bù kě yǐ bǎ tā nòng pò |
| [21:01.66] | Well, maybe a little. huò xǔ nòng pò yì diǎn yě méi guān xì |
| [21:12.87] | Guys, you want to look at the song list for the wedding? nǐ men xiǎng kàn kàn hūn lǐ shàng yǎn chàng gē qǔ de qīng dān ma? |
| [21:17.34] | Guys? zěn me le? |
| [21:18.71] | I thought you' d be gone all day. wǒ hái yǐ wéi nǐ huì qù yī zhěng tiān |
| [21:21.07] | All right, what' s going on? hǎo ba, fā shēng le shén me shì? |
| [21:31.95] | I' m sorry. I should probably leave you girls alone. duì bù qǐ, huò xǔ wǒ yīng gāi ràng nǐ men zhèi xiē xiǎo nǚ shēng dú chǔ yī xià |
| [21:36.79] | Laugh all you want, but in 10 minutes we' ll have youngerlooking skin. jǐn guǎn xiào ba, dàn shí fēn zhōng hòu wǒ men de pí fū huì biàn de yòu bái yòu nèn |
| [21:45.20] | You know, she could use a little... tā gāi fū yī xià liǎn de |
| [21:48.57] | Oh, nice shot! Yeah! hǎo qiú! tài shuài le! |
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