| [00:01.462] | Hey Pheebs? |
| [00:02.168] | Huh? |
| [00:02.774] | I’m having dinner with my dad tomorrow night, do you wanna come? |
| [00:05.061] | Sure. Yeah, he’s kinda sexy. |
| [00:08.216] | Oh no, no, I’ll be there too. |
| [00:09.874] | Okay so, we’ll just come up with some kind of signal if it’s going well you can take off. |
| [00:15.507] | No Phoebe! I just need you there for support. I haven’t told him I’m pregnant yet. |
| [00:19.162] | Oh. Why not? |
| [00:20.815] | ‘Cause I know he’s gonna flip out and I hate it when he’s angry. |
| [00:24.288] | Oh Rachel, this is all so ‘Papa don’t preach.’ |
| [00:26.946] | What Phoebe? Wait!He's a scary guy! |
| [00:29.004] | I mean,one time he caught me smoking he said |
| [00:30.797] | if he ever saw me doingthat again he’d make me eat the entire pack. |
| [00:34.059] | Wow! Oh well, I will be there! |
| [00:35.996] | Thank you. |
| [00:36.404] | Gosh. I’m not gonna let that man make you eat your baby. |
| [00:42.327] | Oh. Hey! Who is that guy? |
| [00:44.803] | I think I know him. |
| [00:46.315] | No you don’t! |
| [00:46.748] | No you don’t. |
| [00:47.790] | Oh my God!!! Monica!! He’s the stripper from your bachelorette party!! |
| [00:55.135] | Her what?!! |
| [00:58.393] | Your secret bachelorette party… |
| [01:01.557] | You had a bachelorette party?! |
| [01:03.080] | She untied his G-string with her teeth. |
| [01:06.822] | Somebody stop me! |
| [01:09.616] | I thought we weren’t gonna have bachelor/bachelorette parties! |
| [01:12.619] | Y’know, we agreed that it was a silly tradition. |
| [01:14.573] | It’s a grand tradition! |
| [01:17.789] | I’m sorry, they surprised me. There was nothing I could do! |
| [01:21.214] | Well you could’ve untied it with your hands. |
| [01:24.455] | This is so unfair! |
| [01:26.059] | The one thing I wanted to do was throw my best friend a bachelorparty, |
| [01:28.803] | but no, I wasn’t allowed to. |
| [01:30.406] | All I got was a stupid steak dinner! |
| [01:32.007] | You went home with the waitress. |
| [01:35.580] | Oh yeah, that was a pretty good night. |
| [01:38.516] | I can’t believe you didn’t tell me! |
| [01:40.478] | You know that the two pillars of marriage are openness and honesty! |
| [01:44.907] | Ugh, I knew giving you that book was gonna come back and bite me in the ass! |
| [02:27.747] | How about I order everyone the Moroccan chicken? |
| [02:30.427] | Oh, I-I don’t eat meat. |
| [02:32.543] | It’s chicken. |
| [02:34.816] | Yeah, I don’t eat that either. |
| [02:36.466] | I’ll never understand you lesbians. |
| [02:40.575] | So baby, tell me…what is new with you. |
| [02:43.427] | Well actually umm… |
| [02:45.553] | Your ’74 Lafite sir. |
| [02:46.910] | ’74?! I ordered the ’75! That’s a magnificent wine! The ’74 is sewage! |
| [02:52.226] | Why would you bring me sewage?! |
| [02:55.037] | Is that a hard question? |
| [02:56.609] | Are you an idiot? Is that why you’re a waiter? |
| [02:59.422] | This is why I told the manager I wouldn’t wait on you tonight! |
| [03:01.805] | Oh come on! Don’t be such a baby! |
| [03:07.123] | In case you didn’t notice, that is a scary man. |
| [03:11.445] | He’s right though, the ’74 is absolute piss. |
| [03:16.553] | This was such a huge mistake. |
| [03:18.356] | I can’t tell him Phoebe. I can’t, I can’t, I can’t, I can’t… |
| [03:19.658] | Rachel! |
| [03:20.560] | No it’s okay, this is what’s gonna happen. |
| [03:22.002] | I’m gonna wait a couple years and then the baby will tell him. |
| [03:27.199] | Why, so he can get mad at the baby? |
| [03:28.767] | Hey, that is the…baby’s problem. |
| [03:34.880] | Oh, everything okay with the waiter? |
| [03:36.864] | I have no idea, I went to the bathroom. |
| [03:41.881] | So sweetie, you were starting to tell me what is uh, what is new with you. |
| [03:45.974] | Well… Umm, I got TiVo. |
| [03:53.450] | What’s TiVo? |
| [03:54.555] | It’s slang for pregnant. |
| [03:58.109] | Phoebe! |
| [03:59.399] | Well,what were you thinking ask me to come? |
| [04:06.230] | Are you really pregnant? |
| [04:08.031] | Well uh, yes and no. Except not no. So to sum it up, yeah. |
| [04:16.452] | Who is the father? Oh no! Please don’t tell me it’s her! |
| [04:22.030] | No, it’s Ross. It’s Ross. You like Ross. (He just shakes his head.) |
| [04:27.464] | Oh daddy, I hope you’re okay with all of this. |
| [04:29.196] | I mean think about it, this is a good thing. |
| [04:30.862] | You’re gonna—This is your first grandchild! |
| [04:33.166] | You’re gonna be a poppy! |
| [04:35.692] | That’s true. |
| [04:36.312] | Yeah. |
| [04:37.220] | (laughs) Poppy. |
| [04:39.283] | (To Phoebe) Oh, I’m gonna be a poppy. |
| [04:45.136] | (Stops laughing) So when is the wedding? |
| [04:46.469] | Who? |
| [04:48.985] | The wedding! There’s going to be a wedding. |
| [04:52.327] | Young lady, don’t you sit there and tell me my first grandchild is going to be a bastard! |
| [04:58.161] | Rachel Karen Green, tell me there is gonna be a wedding!! |
| [05:00.606] | February 2nd! |
| [05:08.332] | So it was really cool seeing you lecture today. |
| [05:10.796] | Oh thanks. Although it kinda seemed like you were falling asleep there a little. |
| [05:15.604] | Oh no-no, I-I had my eyes closed so I could concentrate and y’know take it all in. |
| [05:20.878] | Yeah, a lot of my students do that. |
| [05:24.336] | So, I gotta get going. |
| [05:25.779] | Okay, I-I’ll see you tonight. |
| [05:26.927] | Yeah. |
| [05:27.365] | Okay, bye. |
| [05:29.180] | Oh hey, thanks again for showing me your semi-precious stone collection. |
| [05:32.836] | It was amazing! |
| [05:37.486] | My God! You must be good in bed! |
| [05:41.307] | So uh, you and Mona, been a while now. How’s it going? |
| [05:44.209] | Ah, it’s good. It’s going good. |
| [05:46.440] | I mean, we get along great. She’s, she’s so… |
| [05:50.021] | Hot? |
| [05:50.779] | Well, I was gonna say sweet, but yeah-huh! |
| [05:54.194] | She’s okay with Rachel and the baby? |
| [05:55.912] | Well I…I haven’t actually told her yet. I don’t want to scare her off, y’know? |
| [06:00.441] | Well, you have to honest with her! |
| [06:02.353] | Otherwise you may think that you’re going down the same path, |
| [06:04.982] | but you’re really going down different ones. |
| [06:07.088] | I’m gonna take that book and I gonna beat you to death with it. |
| [06:12.367] | Oh my God! You are gonna love me so much! |
| [06:15.227] | Oh good,cause so far in this marriage I'm just like you a lot. |
| [06:18.966] | I felt really bad about the whole bachelorette party thing, |
| [06:22.192] | so tonight you’re gonna have a bachelor party. |
| [06:25.082] | What? |
| [06:25.740] | Yeah, I got this number from this guy at work and I hired a stripper to come dance for you. |
| [06:31.096] | Am I going in the wife hall of fame or what?! |
| [06:34.925] | Honey! That’s crazy! I don’t want you to get me a stripper… |
| [06:36.923] | Will you let the lady talk?! |
| [06:40.304] | Come on! Come on, it’ll be fun! It’ll make me feel so much better. |
| [06:43.715] | I got you party hats and porn. |
| [06:48.423] | Throw in my father makingout with the magician and it's just like my 14th birthday all over again. |
| [06:54.471] | Look, I appreciate it, but uh, it’s a little creepy. |
| [06:58.100] | Y’know? I’m not a bachelor anymore. |
| [06:59.863] | So don’t think of it as a bachelor party, think of it as a…a two month anniversary present. |
| [07:04.619] | Sure, one year is paper, but two months is lapdance! |
| [07:09.822] | Please! I feel so bad! Just watch the hot woman get naked! |
| [07:14.674] | All right fine! But I’m only doing this for you! |
| [07:16.475] | Yeah! |
| [07:18.938] | And Joey. |
| [07:21.073] | Thank you. All right, now who else do you want to invite? |
| [07:23.029] | Ah, no-no-no just Ross. Ross and Joey is embarrassing enough. |
| [07:26.326] | Uh actually, sorry I can’t even make it. I’m seeing Mona again tonight. |
| [07:30.090] | I understand,who would cancel an actual date to go to a fake bachelor party? |
| [07:33.681] | (on cell phone)I’m sorry I gotta cancel tonight baby… |
| [07:41.469] | I’m sorry I won’t be able to make it to your imaginary wedding, but I’m really busy that day. |
| [07:46.857] | Yeah, I already have a unicorn baptism and a leprechaun bar mitzvah. |
| [07:54.449] | I know. I know. I panicked, I panicked. |
| [07:56.335] | I didn’t want him to start yelling at me like I was some ’74 Latour. |
| [08:01.159] | It’s Lafite. The ’74 Latour is actually drinking quite nicely. |
| [08:08.454] | All right here he comes. I’m gonna do this, I’m gonna tell him, I’m gonna be strong. |
| [08:12.550] | I just called a friend of mine. |
| [08:13.610] | Yeah? |
| [08:14.874] | I think I may be able to book The Plaza on short notice. |
| [08:19.910] | Really?! The Plaza?!! Oh daddy!! (Hugs him and Phoebe glares at her.) |
| [08:26.970] | Right. Daddy,I need to talk to you. Please, sit down. |
| [08:29.734] | What is it sweetie? |
| [08:32.029] | There’s not gonna be a wedding. Ross and I are not getting married. |
| [08:34.376] | What?! |
| [08:35.273] | I’m sorry daddy. |
| [08:36.140] | I don’t believe this!! |
| [08:37.401] | Oh now daddy, stay calm. Please. |
| [08:39.023] | Stay calm?!! How do you expect me to stay calm?! This is unacceptable Rachel! |
| [08:42.961] | And I wanna know why?!! |
| [08:45.204] | Is it because that punk Ross won’t marry you?! |
| [08:47.611] | That’s it! Is that it?! |
| [08:48.474] | Yes. Yes, he says I’m damaged goods. |
| [09:00.556] | So you uh, nervous about getting married? |
| [09:05.292] | What are you doing? |
| [09:07.413] | Look, look let’s pretend it’s a real bachelor party. |
| [09:09.701] | Okay? Y’know? Before your wedding. |
| [09:10.849] | Come on, it’ll be fun. |
| [09:12.198] | Okay. I can’t believe tomorrow’s the big day. |
| [09:17.123] | How does it feel knowing you’re never gonna be with another woman again huh? |
| [09:20.826] | Knowing you’re gonna have to wake up to the same face everyday |
| [09:25.488] | until you finally have the sweet release of death. |
| [09:30.313] | You’re right, this is more fun. |
| [09:34.639] | That’s her! Okay, come on! |
| [09:40.694] | Hi!-Hi. |
| [09:45.952] | So which one of you lucky boys is Chandler? |
| [09:48.178] | Uh, that-that’s-that’s me! |
| [09:51.370] | That’s me. |
| [09:53.716] | Joey Tribbiani, a big fan. |
| [09:58.154] | So is that a bedroom? |
| [09:59.230] | Yeah, yeah right over there. |
| [10:00.640] | All right, whenever you’re ready. (She goes into the bedroom.) |
| [10:04.980] | That was weird. |
| [10:07.136] | Why-why would she go in the bedroom? |
| [10:08.449] | I’m waiting. |
| [10:09.842] | (They both slowly enter the bedroom and quickly walk back out.) |
| [10:19.541] | So she’s a… |
| [10:20.095] | Yeah, that’s one naked hooker! |
| [10:24.829] | I love your place! Where is this guy from? |
| [10:28.749] | Uh that’s an eighteenth century Indian artifact from Calcutta. |
| [10:32.213] | Oh wow! So, you’re more than just dinosaurs. |
| [10:38.806] | So much more. |
| [10:40.370] | (They start making out and she kicks the eighteenth century Indian artifact from Calcutta off |
| [10:44.641] | of his apothecary table from the days of yore and the magical city of White Plains.) |
| [10:46.683] | Oh my God! Oh my God! I’m so sorry! |
| [10:48.867] | Aw forget it, it’s from Pier One. |
| [10:55.750] | Sorry. |
| [11:00.743] | You think you can knock up my daughter and then not marry her?! |
| [11:04.272] | I’m gonna kill you!! |
| [11:08.809] | Y’know this is actually not a great time for me. |
| [11:15.081] | So? Come on! Explain yourself Geller! First you get my Rachel pregnant! |
| [11:20.433] | You got Rachel pregnant?! |
| [11:21.638] | Who did?! |
| [11:21.957] | You did! |
| [11:22.952] | Yes. Yes, yes I did. (To Mona) But-but it was, it was just a one night thing. |
| [11:28.028] | It meant nothing. |
| [11:29.118] | Oh? Really? That’s what my daughter means to you? Nothing? |
| [11:32.794] | No! No sir umm, she means a lot to me. I mean, I care—I-I love Rachel. |
| [11:36.887] | What?! |
| [11:37.277] | (to Mona) Oh but not that way. I mean…I mean I’m not in love with her. |
| [11:41.518] | I love her like a, like a friend. |
| [11:42.647] | Oh really? That’s how treat a friend? |
| [11:43.922] | You get her in trouble and then refuse to marry her? |
| [11:46.034] | Hey! I offered to marry her! |
| [11:47.828] | Wh… |
| [11:48.126] | But I didn’t want to. |
| [11:51.977] | Well why not? So you can spend your time with this tramp?! |
| [11:55.014] | Tramp?! |
| [11:56.130] | I’m sorry. Dr. Green, Mona. Mona, Dr. Green. |
| [12:01.554] | I can’t believe there is a naked hooker in there! |
| [12:04.222] | Wait! Wait! Maybe she’s a hooker and a stripper, |
| [12:07.708] | but she got confused about what she’s supposed to do. |
| [12:11.437] | Could be. I mean technically she did strip, we just, we just missed it. |
| [12:16.291] | (Walks towards the bedroom.) |
| [12:18.571] | Ma’am, are you also a stripper? |
| [12:23.077] | Uh, no. But I could pretend to strip, but that’s gonna cost extra. |
| [12:27.179] | Okay, here’s the extras, handcuffs, spanking… |
| [12:32.391] | Maybe Monica’s playing a joke on ya. |
| [12:34.675] | Y’know? Getting her own husband a hooker,that’s pretty funny. |
| [12:39.253] | That is funny, maybe for my birthday she’ll murder someone. |
| [12:43.583] | I bet Ross was in on it too. I mean he was conveniently busy. |
| [12:48.786] | Do you mind if I smoke in here? |
| [12:50.129] | Oh actually, I’d rather you…Yeah, go ahead. |
| [12:54.038] | We’re gonna have to burn that room down anyway. |
| [12:57.880] | How could you have kept all of this from me? |
| [13:00.068] | I was going to tell you, but… |
| [13:01.729] | But what?! |
| [13:02.815] | You figured you’d get what you wanted and then dump her like you dumped Rachel! |
| [13:05.472] | Hey! I did not dump Rachel! (To Mona) Nor are we still together. |
| [13:13.449] | Can I just… (Dr. Green glares at him.) |
| [13:16.382] | Why don’t we just let the machine get that? |
| [13:19.817] | Hey Ross. It’s Joey. |
| [13:21.500] | There’s a hooker over here and we thought maybe you’d know something about it. |
| [13:25.853] | No! No! No! No! No! I-I-I-I—I need to, I need to lie down. |
| [13:36.511] | Hey,guys,can I talk to you for a minute? |
| [13:38.433] | Listen,again,I want to urge you to push the duck special, |
| [13:41.660] | because if they don't eat the duck,you're going to,and it's not very good. |
| [13:46.862] | So, tonight’s the night of the big bachelor party? |
| [13:49.323] | Yeah! Hey! Thanks for getting me that girl’s number. |
| [13:51.101] | No problem. So who’s the party for? |
| [13:53.523] | My husband. |
| [13:54.748] | You hired your husband a hooker? |
| [13:57.493] | She’s a stripper. |
| [13:58.235] | No, she’s a hooker. |
| [14:00.061] | Is that, is that what they call strippers sometimes? |
| [14:02.607] | When they’re hookers. |
| [14:04.639] | Oh my God Stu! I-I can’t believe you did this! |
| [14:07.628] | Now are you absolutely sure she’s a hooker? |
| [14:09.478] | Either that or she’s just the best, most expensive date I ever had. |
| [14:17.361] | Maybe she meant to get you a hooker. |
| [14:21.206] | Why would she do that? |
| [14:22.388] | Maybe she wants you to learn something. Huh? |
| [14:27.527] | Now is there anything you’re really bad at y’know, sexually? |
| [14:32.123] | This is the worst bachelor party ever! |
| [14:35.777] | What’s taking you boys so long? |
| [14:37.432] | In a minute! |
| [14:39.397] | In a minute? What’s gonna happen in a minute?! |
| [14:42.523] | All right, all right maybe-maybe you should just ask her to leave. |
| [14:44.908] | Why me?! |
| [14:45.750] | Hey! It’s your bachelor party. |
| [14:47.380] | Which is why you should do it. |
| [14:49.181] | I don’t want to. You do it! |
| [14:50.434] | You do it! |
| [14:50.940] | You do it! |
| [14:51.760] | All right Rock, Paper, Scissors who has to tell the whore to leave! (Joey smirks.) |
| [14:58.996] | What? |
| [15:00.956] | I miss this. |
| [15:02.224] | I don’t think we’ve actually done this before! |
| [15:05.132] | No, I-I miss hanging out with you. |
| [15:08.233] | Well we…we still hang out. |
| [15:09.932] | Not like we used to. Remember? |
| [15:12.002] | You and me used to be inseparable. |
| [15:14.633] | Y’know now it’s like…things are different. |
| [15:19.417] | Well y’know, things are different. I’m…I’m married now. |
| [15:23.680] | Oh sure—And hey, don’t get me wrong, I am so happy for you guys. |
| [15:26.917] | I just…I miss…hanging out…just-just us, y’know? |
| [15:33.092] | Yeah, I miss that too. I tell you what, |
| [15:35.907] | from now on we’ll make time to hang out with each other. |
| [15:38.530] | You got it. Come here. (They hug and are observed by the hooker.) |
| [15:43.888] | Oh God! Listen, I am this close to robbing you guys. |
| [15:50.239] | She’s a hooker! She’s a hooker! She’s a… (Stops as she sees her.) |
| [15:54.392] | Hi! Uh, we spoke on the phone. (Goes and shakes the hooker’s hand.) |
| [16:02.197] | So your dad dropped by. He’s a pleasant man! |
| [16:08.006] | Oh no… |
| [16:08.686] | I’d better go. |
| [16:10.165] | (She goes and sits down in the La-Z-Boy E-cliner 3000, the chair that Sit magazine called chair of the year, and they both look at her.) |
| [16:16.394] | Just over here,I don’t want to miss the fight. |
| [16:20.156] | Ross I’m so sorry. |
| [16:21.555] | Okay. I-I will promise I will straighten this out with him tomorrow in person, or via e-mail. |
| [16:28.080] | I don’t care about your dad! |
| [16:29.594] | I care about Mona! |
| [16:30.780] | She was there and now she’s totally freaked out! |
| [16:32.840] | Oh okay, I’ll fix that to. What’s her e-mail address? |
| [16:35.217] | Rachel! |
| [16:37.013] | All right, I promise. I’ll fix this. I swear. |
| [16:38.786] | I’ll-I’ll-I’ll-I’ll talk to her. |
| [16:40.293] | Okay! |
| [16:40.754] | Okay. |
| [16:41.253] | Thank you! |
| [16:43.027] | That’s it?! You call that a fight? Come on! |
| [16:46.613] | "We were on a break!" "No we weren’t!" |
| [16:48.199] | What happened to you two?! |
| [16:57.075] | Thank you so much for coming back over. |
| [17:01.107] | Oh good, you’re here. |
| [17:03.138] | Yeah, and I was worried that it was going to be uncomfortable. |
| [17:07.038] | I know Mona, just hear me out. |
| [17:09.149] | First of all, I’m so sorry about my father yelling at you, |
| [17:12.891] | but I heard you totally held your own. |
| [17:14.573] | You’re gonna have to tell me how you did that. |
| [17:16.664] | Focus. |
| [17:17.387] | Okay. Um…But—Okay, yes Ross and I used to date. |
| [17:22.133] | And yes we are gonna have a baby. |
| [17:25.668] | But we are definitely not getting back together. |
| [17:29.538] | How can I be sure on that? |
| [17:31.020] | Oh we just—we drove each other crazy! |
| [17:33.012] | Yeah. |
| [17:33.646] | I mean he was possessive, he was jealous, |
| [17:35.778] | he could never just let the little things go! |
| [17:39.486] | Trying to date this woman. |
| [17:40.398] | Right! But, none of that compared to how kind |
| [17:44.607] | and-and how gentle and thoughtful he is. (Rubbing his shoulder.) |
| [17:48.678] | Probably shouldn’t touch me. |
| [17:51.151] | Y’know, I-I-I just…I don’t want to get in the middle of something so complicated. |
| [17:54.936] | I know, I get it, but Mona, what relationship is not complicated? |
| [17:58.857] | I mean we all have our baggage! You must too! |
| [18:01.747] | Why else would you still be single? |
| [18:04.977] | I am so gonna leave right now. |
| [18:10.523] | Should I leave this open for you too? |
| [18:13.271] | I’m not sure yet. Why didn’t you just tell me about all this? |
| [18:16.739] | Because what’s going on with Rachel has nothing to do with how I feel about you. |
| [18:20.187] | Yeah? Well you still shoulda told me. |
| [18:21.611] | I know and I was going to, but I thought it was better that you heard it from Rachel’s father. |
| [18:30.202] | Look I…I made a mistake, but it’s only because I really, really like you. Really! |
| [18:37.467] | Okay, I guess you can…close the door now. (He does so and they kiss.) |
| [18:51.960] | Forgot my purse! (Sees them kissing.) |
| [18:54.942] | Oh, you guys made up. (To Mona) |
| [18:58.768] | He’s a good kisser isn’t he? (Ross goes to close the door on her.) |
| [19:00.448] | I’m going! (Quickly leaves and Ross locks the door.) |
| [19:07.450] | I swear I didn’t know she was a hooker! I mean wh—Did you let her smoke in here? |
| [19:13.620] | Her ass print is still on your grandmother’s quilt, do you really want to talk about smoking? |
| [19:19.878] | Y’know what? I’m gonna make this up to you. |
| [19:22.666] | I promised you a stripper (turns on the radio), |
| [19:26.320] | and you’re gonna get a stripper. (She starts to strip.) |
| [19:31.201] | Monica! Wait! |
| [19:32.276] | What? |
| [19:33.899] | (puts on his crown) Carry on. |
| [19:35.810] | (She does so by taking off her jacket seductively, |
| [19:39.135] | only she has trouble getting one hand out and slams the jacket on the chair angrily to remove it.) |
| [19:51.399] | Ooh, these tennis shoes are so tight. I think I’ll take them off. |
| [19:57.563] | Could you not narrate? |
| [20:01.036] | Gotcha sailor. |
| [20:11.519] | (on phone) …just because you’re not in love with the guy you can’t… |
| [20:16.291] | Wow, you told your dad the truth. |
| [20:17.716] | About an hour ago. |
| [20:20.434] | Wanna go see a movie? |
| [20:21.459] | Yes! (She gets up and sets the phone on the counter without hanging it up.) |
| [20:25.558] | Bye daddy. (Phoebe and her leave.) |
| [20:28.429] | (on phone, not hearing her) …there’s gonna be a wedding! |
| [20:30.529] | (Joey enters from his room and goes to get a beer from the fridge.) |
| [20:33.300] | That’s unacceptable Rachel! |
| [20:35.257] | What the hell does love have to do with it anyway?! |
| [20:36.327] | There are more important things in a marriage other than love! |
| [20:38.256] | (Joey hears something and looks around for the source.) |
| [20:40.755] | …constantly thinking about things! |
| [20:41.806] | You have to think about the consequences of your decision. |
| [20:46.764] | (Joey finds that the sound is coming from the phone and puts it to his ear.) |
| [20:48.929] | (on phone) Hey! I do too think about the consequences of my decisions! |
| [20:54.304] | What gives you the right to… |
| [20:56.864] | Go to hell! (Hangs up the phone and opens the fridge.) |
| [21:02.195] | Stupid guy on my phone. |
| [00:01.462] | Hey Pheebs? |
| [00:02.168] | Huh? |
| [00:02.774] | I' m having dinner with my dad tomorrow night, do you wanna come? |
| [00:05.061] | Sure. Yeah, he' s kinda sexy. |
| [00:08.216] | Oh no, no, I' ll be there too. |
| [00:09.874] | Okay so, we' ll just come up with some kind of signal if it' s going well you can take off. |
| [00:15.507] | No Phoebe! I just need you there for support. I haven' t told him I' m pregnant yet. |
| [00:19.162] | Oh. Why not? |
| [00:20.815] | ' Cause I know he' s gonna flip out and I hate it when he' s angry. |
| [00:24.288] | Oh Rachel, this is all so ' Papa don' t preach.' |
| [00:26.946] | What Phoebe? Wait! He' s a scary guy! |
| [00:29.004] | I mean, one time he caught me smoking he said |
| [00:30.797] | if he ever saw me doingthat again he' d make me eat the entire pack. |
| [00:34.059] | Wow! Oh well, I will be there! |
| [00:35.996] | Thank you. |
| [00:36.404] | Gosh. I' m not gonna let that man make you eat your baby. |
| [00:42.327] | Oh. Hey! Who is that guy? |
| [00:44.803] | I think I know him. |
| [00:46.315] | No you don' t! |
| [00:46.748] | No you don' t. |
| [00:47.790] | Oh my God!!! Monica!! He' s the stripper from your bachelorette party!! |
| [00:55.135] | Her what?!! |
| [00:58.393] | Your secret bachelorette party |
| [01:01.557] | You had a bachelorette party?! |
| [01:03.080] | She untied his Gstring with her teeth. |
| [01:06.822] | Somebody stop me! |
| [01:09.616] | I thought we weren' t gonna have bachelor bachelorette parties! |
| [01:12.619] | Y' know, we agreed that it was a silly tradition. |
| [01:14.573] | It' s a grand tradition! |
| [01:17.789] | I' m sorry, they surprised me. There was nothing I could do! |
| [01:21.214] | Well you could' ve untied it with your hands. |
| [01:24.455] | This is so unfair! |
| [01:26.059] | The one thing I wanted to do was throw my best friend a bachelorparty, |
| [01:28.803] | but no, I wasn' t allowed to. |
| [01:30.406] | All I got was a stupid steak dinner! |
| [01:32.007] | You went home with the waitress. |
| [01:35.580] | Oh yeah, that was a pretty good night. |
| [01:38.516] | I can' t believe you didn' t tell me! |
| [01:40.478] | You know that the two pillars of marriage are openness and honesty! |
| [01:44.907] | Ugh, I knew giving you that book was gonna come back and bite me in the ass! |
| [02:27.747] | How about I order everyone the Moroccan chicken? |
| [02:30.427] | Oh, II don' t eat meat. |
| [02:32.543] | It' s chicken. |
| [02:34.816] | Yeah, I don' t eat that either. |
| [02:36.466] | I' ll never understand you lesbians. |
| [02:40.575] | So baby, tell me what is new with you. |
| [02:43.427] | Well actually umm |
| [02:45.553] | Your ' 74 Lafite sir. |
| [02:46.910] | ' 74?! I ordered the ' 75! That' s a magnificent wine! The ' 74 is sewage! |
| [02:52.226] | Why would you bring me sewage?! |
| [02:55.037] | Is that a hard question? |
| [02:56.609] | Are you an idiot? Is that why you' re a waiter? |
| [02:59.422] | This is why I told the manager I wouldn' t wait on you tonight! |
| [03:01.805] | Oh come on! Don' t be such a baby! |
| [03:07.123] | In case you didn' t notice, that is a scary man. |
| [03:11.445] | He' s right though, the ' 74 is absolute piss. |
| [03:16.553] | This was such a huge mistake. |
| [03:18.356] | I can' t tell him Phoebe. I can' t, I can' t, I can' t, I can' t |
| [03:19.658] | Rachel! |
| [03:20.560] | No it' s okay, this is what' s gonna happen. |
| [03:22.002] | I' m gonna wait a couple years and then the baby will tell him. |
| [03:27.199] | Why, so he can get mad at the baby? |
| [03:28.767] | Hey, that is the baby' s problem. |
| [03:34.880] | Oh, everything okay with the waiter? |
| [03:36.864] | I have no idea, I went to the bathroom. |
| [03:41.881] | So sweetie, you were starting to tell me what is uh, what is new with you. |
| [03:45.974] | Well Umm, I got TiVo. |
| [03:53.450] | What' s TiVo? |
| [03:54.555] | It' s slang for pregnant. |
| [03:58.109] | Phoebe! |
| [03:59.399] | Well, what were you thinking ask me to come? |
| [04:06.230] | Are you really pregnant? |
| [04:08.031] | Well uh, yes and no. Except not no. So to sum it up, yeah. |
| [04:16.452] | Who is the father? Oh no! Please don' t tell me it' s her! |
| [04:22.030] | No, it' s Ross. It' s Ross. You like Ross. He just shakes his head. |
| [04:27.464] | Oh daddy, I hope you' re okay with all of this. |
| [04:29.196] | I mean think about it, this is a good thing. |
| [04:30.862] | You' re gonna This is your first grandchild! |
| [04:33.166] | You' re gonna be a poppy! |
| [04:35.692] | That' s true. |
| [04:36.312] | Yeah. |
| [04:37.220] | laughs Poppy. |
| [04:39.283] | To Phoebe Oh, I' m gonna be a poppy. |
| [04:45.136] | Stops laughing So when is the wedding? |
| [04:46.469] | Who? |
| [04:48.985] | The wedding! There' s going to be a wedding. |
| [04:52.327] | Young lady, don' t you sit there and tell me my first grandchild is going to be a bastard! |
| [04:58.161] | Rachel Karen Green, tell me there is gonna be a wedding!! |
| [05:00.606] | February 2nd! |
| [05:08.332] | So it was really cool seeing you lecture today. |
| [05:10.796] | Oh thanks. Although it kinda seemed like you were falling asleep there a little. |
| [05:15.604] | Oh nono, II had my eyes closed so I could concentrate and y' know take it all in. |
| [05:20.878] | Yeah, a lot of my students do that. |
| [05:24.336] | So, I gotta get going. |
| [05:25.779] | Okay, II' ll see you tonight. |
| [05:26.927] | Yeah. |
| [05:27.365] | Okay, bye. |
| [05:29.180] | Oh hey, thanks again for showing me your semiprecious stone collection. |
| [05:32.836] | It was amazing! |
| [05:37.486] | My God! You must be good in bed! |
| [05:41.307] | So uh, you and Mona, been a while now. How' s it going? |
| [05:44.209] | Ah, it' s good. It' s going good. |
| [05:46.440] | I mean, we get along great. She' s, she' s so |
| [05:50.021] | Hot? |
| [05:50.779] | Well, I was gonna say sweet, but yeahhuh! |
| [05:54.194] | She' s okay with Rachel and the baby? |
| [05:55.912] | Well I I haven' t actually told her yet. I don' t want to scare her off, y' know? |
| [06:00.441] | Well, you have to honest with her! |
| [06:02.353] | Otherwise you may think that you' re going down the same path, |
| [06:04.982] | but you' re really going down different ones. |
| [06:07.088] | I' m gonna take that book and I gonna beat you to death with it. |
| [06:12.367] | Oh my God! You are gonna love me so much! |
| [06:15.227] | Oh good, cause so far in this marriage I' m just like you a lot. |
| [06:18.966] | I felt really bad about the whole bachelorette party thing, |
| [06:22.192] | so tonight you' re gonna have a bachelor party. |
| [06:25.082] | What? |
| [06:25.740] | Yeah, I got this number from this guy at work and I hired a stripper to come dance for you. |
| [06:31.096] | Am I going in the wife hall of fame or what?! |
| [06:34.925] | Honey! That' s crazy! I don' t want you to get me a stripper |
| [06:36.923] | Will you let the lady talk?! |
| [06:40.304] | Come on! Come on, it' ll be fun! It' ll make me feel so much better. |
| [06:43.715] | I got you party hats and porn. |
| [06:48.423] | Throw in my father makingout with the magician and it' s just like my 14th birthday all over again. |
| [06:54.471] | Look, I appreciate it, but uh, it' s a little creepy. |
| [06:58.100] | Y' know? I' m not a bachelor anymore. |
| [06:59.863] | So don' t think of it as a bachelor party, think of it as a a two month anniversary present. |
| [07:04.619] | Sure, one year is paper, but two months is lapdance! |
| [07:09.822] | Please! I feel so bad! Just watch the hot woman get naked! |
| [07:14.674] | All right fine! But I' m only doing this for you! |
| [07:16.475] | Yeah! |
| [07:18.938] | And Joey. |
| [07:21.073] | Thank you. All right, now who else do you want to invite? |
| [07:23.029] | Ah, nonono just Ross. Ross and Joey is embarrassing enough. |
| [07:26.326] | Uh actually, sorry I can' t even make it. I' m seeing Mona again tonight. |
| [07:30.090] | I understand, who would cancel an actual date to go to a fake bachelor party? |
| [07:33.681] | on cell phone I' m sorry I gotta cancel tonight baby |
| [07:41.469] | I' m sorry I won' t be able to make it to your imaginary wedding, but I' m really busy that day. |
| [07:46.857] | Yeah, I already have a unicorn baptism and a leprechaun bar mitzvah. |
| [07:54.449] | I know. I know. I panicked, I panicked. |
| [07:56.335] | I didn' t want him to start yelling at me like I was some ' 74 Latour. |
| [08:01.159] | It' s Lafite. The ' 74 Latour is actually drinking quite nicely. |
| [08:08.454] | All right here he comes. I' m gonna do this, I' m gonna tell him, I' m gonna be strong. |
| [08:12.550] | I just called a friend of mine. |
| [08:13.610] | Yeah? |
| [08:14.874] | I think I may be able to book The Plaza on short notice. |
| [08:19.910] | Really?! The Plaza?!! Oh daddy!! Hugs him and Phoebe glares at her. |
| [08:26.970] | Right. Daddy, I need to talk to you. Please, sit down. |
| [08:29.734] | What is it sweetie? |
| [08:32.029] | There' s not gonna be a wedding. Ross and I are not getting married. |
| [08:34.376] | What?! |
| [08:35.273] | I' m sorry daddy. |
| [08:36.140] | I don' t believe this!! |
| [08:37.401] | Oh now daddy, stay calm. Please. |
| [08:39.023] | Stay calm?!! How do you expect me to stay calm?! This is unacceptable Rachel! |
| [08:42.961] | And I wanna know why?!! |
| [08:45.204] | Is it because that punk Ross won' t marry you?! |
| [08:47.611] | That' s it! Is that it?! |
| [08:48.474] | Yes. Yes, he says I' m damaged goods. |
| [09:00.556] | So you uh, nervous about getting married? |
| [09:05.292] | What are you doing? |
| [09:07.413] | Look, look let' s pretend it' s a real bachelor party. |
| [09:09.701] | Okay? Y' know? Before your wedding. |
| [09:10.849] | Come on, it' ll be fun. |
| [09:12.198] | Okay. I can' t believe tomorrow' s the big day. |
| [09:17.123] | How does it feel knowing you' re never gonna be with another woman again huh? |
| [09:20.826] | Knowing you' re gonna have to wake up to the same face everyday |
| [09:25.488] | until you finally have the sweet release of death. |
| [09:30.313] | You' re right, this is more fun. |
| [09:34.639] | That' s her! Okay, come on! |
| [09:40.694] | Hi! Hi. |
| [09:45.952] | So which one of you lucky boys is Chandler? |
| [09:48.178] | Uh, thatthat' sthat' s me! |
| [09:51.370] | That' s me. |
| [09:53.716] | Joey Tribbiani, a big fan. |
| [09:58.154] | So is that a bedroom? |
| [09:59.230] | Yeah, yeah right over there. |
| [10:00.640] | All right, whenever you' re ready. She goes into the bedroom. |
| [10:04.980] | That was weird. |
| [10:07.136] | Whywhy would she go in the bedroom? |
| [10:08.449] | I' m waiting. |
| [10:09.842] | They both slowly enter the bedroom and quickly walk back out. |
| [10:19.541] | So she' s a |
| [10:20.095] | Yeah, that' s one naked hooker! |
| [10:24.829] | I love your place! Where is this guy from? |
| [10:28.749] | Uh that' s an eighteenth century Indian artifact from Calcutta. |
| [10:32.213] | Oh wow! So, you' re more than just dinosaurs. |
| [10:38.806] | So much more. |
| [10:40.370] | They start making out and she kicks the eighteenth century Indian artifact from Calcutta off |
| [10:44.641] | of his apothecary table from the days of yore and the magical city of White Plains. |
| [10:46.683] | Oh my God! Oh my God! I' m so sorry! |
| [10:48.867] | Aw forget it, it' s from Pier One. |
| [10:55.750] | Sorry. |
| [11:00.743] | You think you can knock up my daughter and then not marry her?! |
| [11:04.272] | I' m gonna kill you!! |
| [11:08.809] | Y' know this is actually not a great time for me. |
| [11:15.081] | So? Come on! Explain yourself Geller! First you get my Rachel pregnant! |
| [11:20.433] | You got Rachel pregnant?! |
| [11:21.638] | Who did?! |
| [11:21.957] | You did! |
| [11:22.952] | Yes. Yes, yes I did. To Mona Butbut it was, it was just a one night thing. |
| [11:28.028] | It meant nothing. |
| [11:29.118] | Oh? Really? That' s what my daughter means to you? Nothing? |
| [11:32.794] | No! No sir umm, she means a lot to me. I mean, I care II love Rachel. |
| [11:36.887] | What?! |
| [11:37.277] | to Mona Oh but not that way. I mean I mean I' m not in love with her. |
| [11:41.518] | I love her like a, like a friend. |
| [11:42.647] | Oh really? That' s how treat a friend? |
| [11:43.922] | You get her in trouble and then refuse to marry her? |
| [11:46.034] | Hey! I offered to marry her! |
| [11:47.828] | Wh |
| [11:48.126] | But I didn' t want to. |
| [11:51.977] | Well why not? So you can spend your time with this tramp?! |
| [11:55.014] | Tramp?! |
| [11:56.130] | I' m sorry. Dr. Green, Mona. Mona, Dr. Green. |
| [12:01.554] | I can' t believe there is a naked hooker in there! |
| [12:04.222] | Wait! Wait! Maybe she' s a hooker and a stripper, |
| [12:07.708] | but she got confused about what she' s supposed to do. |
| [12:11.437] | Could be. I mean technically she did strip, we just, we just missed it. |
| [12:16.291] | Walks towards the bedroom. |
| [12:18.571] | Ma' am, are you also a stripper? |
| [12:23.077] | Uh, no. But I could pretend to strip, but that' s gonna cost extra. |
| [12:27.179] | Okay, here' s the extras, handcuffs, spanking |
| [12:32.391] | Maybe Monica' s playing a joke on ya. |
| [12:34.675] | Y' know? Getting her own husband a hooker, that' s pretty funny. |
| [12:39.253] | That is funny, maybe for my birthday she' ll murder someone. |
| [12:43.583] | I bet Ross was in on it too. I mean he was conveniently busy. |
| [12:48.786] | Do you mind if I smoke in here? |
| [12:50.129] | Oh actually, I' d rather you Yeah, go ahead. |
| [12:54.038] | We' re gonna have to burn that room down anyway. |
| [12:57.880] | How could you have kept all of this from me? |
| [13:00.068] | I was going to tell you, but |
| [13:01.729] | But what?! |
| [13:02.815] | You figured you' d get what you wanted and then dump her like you dumped Rachel! |
| [13:05.472] | Hey! I did not dump Rachel! To Mona Nor are we still together. |
| [13:13.449] | Can I just Dr. Green glares at him. |
| [13:16.382] | Why don' t we just let the machine get that? |
| [13:19.817] | Hey Ross. It' s Joey. |
| [13:21.500] | There' s a hooker over here and we thought maybe you' d know something about it. |
| [13:25.853] | No! No! No! No! No! IIII I need to, I need to lie down. |
| [13:36.511] | Hey, guys, can I talk to you for a minute? |
| [13:38.433] | Listen, again, I want to urge you to push the duck special, |
| [13:41.660] | because if they don' t eat the duck, you' re going to, and it' s not very good. |
| [13:46.862] | So, tonight' s the night of the big bachelor party? |
| [13:49.323] | Yeah! Hey! Thanks for getting me that girl' s number. |
| [13:51.101] | No problem. So who' s the party for? |
| [13:53.523] | My husband. |
| [13:54.748] | You hired your husband a hooker? |
| [13:57.493] | She' s a stripper. |
| [13:58.235] | No, she' s a hooker. |
| [14:00.061] | Is that, is that what they call strippers sometimes? |
| [14:02.607] | When they' re hookers. |
| [14:04.639] | Oh my God Stu! II can' t believe you did this! |
| [14:07.628] | Now are you absolutely sure she' s a hooker? |
| [14:09.478] | Either that or she' s just the best, most expensive date I ever had. |
| [14:17.361] | Maybe she meant to get you a hooker. |
| [14:21.206] | Why would she do that? |
| [14:22.388] | Maybe she wants you to learn something. Huh? |
| [14:27.527] | Now is there anything you' re really bad at y' know, sexually? |
| [14:32.123] | This is the worst bachelor party ever! |
| [14:35.777] | What' s taking you boys so long? |
| [14:37.432] | In a minute! |
| [14:39.397] | In a minute? What' s gonna happen in a minute?! |
| [14:42.523] | All right, all right maybemaybe you should just ask her to leave. |
| [14:44.908] | Why me?! |
| [14:45.750] | Hey! It' s your bachelor party. |
| [14:47.380] | Which is why you should do it. |
| [14:49.181] | I don' t want to. You do it! |
| [14:50.434] | You do it! |
| [14:50.940] | You do it! |
| [14:51.760] | All right Rock, Paper, Scissors who has to tell the whore to leave! Joey smirks. |
| [14:58.996] | What? |
| [15:00.956] | I miss this. |
| [15:02.224] | I don' t think we' ve actually done this before! |
| [15:05.132] | No, II miss hanging out with you. |
| [15:08.233] | Well we we still hang out. |
| [15:09.932] | Not like we used to. Remember? |
| [15:12.002] | You and me used to be inseparable. |
| [15:14.633] | Y' know now it' s like things are different. |
| [15:19.417] | Well y' know, things are different. I' m I' m married now. |
| [15:23.680] | Oh sure And hey, don' t get me wrong, I am so happy for you guys. |
| [15:26.917] | I just I miss hanging out justjust us, y' know? |
| [15:33.092] | Yeah, I miss that too. I tell you what, |
| [15:35.907] | from now on we' ll make time to hang out with each other. |
| [15:38.530] | You got it. Come here. They hug and are observed by the hooker. |
| [15:43.888] | Oh God! Listen, I am this close to robbing you guys. |
| [15:50.239] | She' s a hooker! She' s a hooker! She' s a Stops as she sees her. |
| [15:54.392] | Hi! Uh, we spoke on the phone. Goes and shakes the hooker' s hand. |
| [16:02.197] | So your dad dropped by. He' s a pleasant man! |
| [16:08.006] | Oh no |
| [16:08.686] | I' d better go. |
| [16:10.165] | She goes and sits down in the LaZBoy Ecliner 3000, the chair that Sit magazine called chair of the year, and they both look at her. |
| [16:16.394] | Just over here, I don' t want to miss the fight. |
| [16:20.156] | Ross I' m so sorry. |
| [16:21.555] | Okay. II will promise I will straighten this out with him tomorrow in person, or via email. |
| [16:28.080] | I don' t care about your dad! |
| [16:29.594] | I care about Mona! |
| [16:30.780] | She was there and now she' s totally freaked out! |
| [16:32.840] | Oh okay, I' ll fix that to. What' s her email address? |
| [16:35.217] | Rachel! |
| [16:37.013] | All right, I promise. I' ll fix this. I swear. |
| [16:38.786] | I' llI' llI' llI' ll talk to her. |
| [16:40.293] | Okay! |
| [16:40.754] | Okay. |
| [16:41.253] | Thank you! |
| [16:43.027] | That' s it?! You call that a fight? Come on! |
| [16:46.613] | " We were on a break!" " No we weren' t!" |
| [16:48.199] | What happened to you two?! |
| [16:57.075] | Thank you so much for coming back over. |
| [17:01.107] | Oh good, you' re here. |
| [17:03.138] | Yeah, and I was worried that it was going to be uncomfortable. |
| [17:07.038] | I know Mona, just hear me out. |
| [17:09.149] | First of all, I' m so sorry about my father yelling at you, |
| [17:12.891] | but I heard you totally held your own. |
| [17:14.573] | You' re gonna have to tell me how you did that. |
| [17:16.664] | Focus. |
| [17:17.387] | Okay. Um But Okay, yes Ross and I used to date. |
| [17:22.133] | And yes we are gonna have a baby. |
| [17:25.668] | But we are definitely not getting back together. |
| [17:29.538] | How can I be sure on that? |
| [17:31.020] | Oh we just we drove each other crazy! |
| [17:33.012] | Yeah. |
| [17:33.646] | I mean he was possessive, he was jealous, |
| [17:35.778] | he could never just let the little things go! |
| [17:39.486] | Trying to date this woman. |
| [17:40.398] | Right! But, none of that compared to how kind |
| [17:44.607] | andand how gentle and thoughtful he is. Rubbing his shoulder. |
| [17:48.678] | Probably shouldn' t touch me. |
| [17:51.151] | Y' know, III just I don' t want to get in the middle of something so complicated. |
| [17:54.936] | I know, I get it, but Mona, what relationship is not complicated? |
| [17:58.857] | I mean we all have our baggage! You must too! |
| [18:01.747] | Why else would you still be single? |
| [18:04.977] | I am so gonna leave right now. |
| [18:10.523] | Should I leave this open for you too? |
| [18:13.271] | I' m not sure yet. Why didn' t you just tell me about all this? |
| [18:16.739] | Because what' s going on with Rachel has nothing to do with how I feel about you. |
| [18:20.187] | Yeah? Well you still shoulda told me. |
| [18:21.611] | I know and I was going to, but I thought it was better that you heard it from Rachel' s father. |
| [18:30.202] | Look I I made a mistake, but it' s only because I really, really like you. Really! |
| [18:37.467] | Okay, I guess you can close the door now. He does so and they kiss. |
| [18:51.960] | Forgot my purse! Sees them kissing. |
| [18:54.942] | Oh, you guys made up. To Mona |
| [18:58.768] | He' s a good kisser isn' t he? Ross goes to close the door on her. |
| [19:00.448] | I' m going! Quickly leaves and Ross locks the door. |
| [19:07.450] | I swear I didn' t know she was a hooker! I mean wh Did you let her smoke in here? |
| [19:13.620] | Her ass print is still on your grandmother' s quilt, do you really want to talk about smoking? |
| [19:19.878] | Y' know what? I' m gonna make this up to you. |
| [19:22.666] | I promised you a stripper turns on the radio, |
| [19:26.320] | and you' re gonna get a stripper. She starts to strip. |
| [19:31.201] | Monica! Wait! |
| [19:32.276] | What? |
| [19:33.899] | puts on his crown Carry on. |
| [19:35.810] | She does so by taking off her jacket seductively, |
| [19:39.135] | only she has trouble getting one hand out and slams the jacket on the chair angrily to remove it. |
| [19:51.399] | Ooh, these tennis shoes are so tight. I think I' ll take them off. |
| [19:57.563] | Could you not narrate? |
| [20:01.036] | Gotcha sailor. |
| [20:11.519] | on phone just because you' re not in love with the guy you can' t |
| [20:16.291] | Wow, you told your dad the truth. |
| [20:17.716] | About an hour ago. |
| [20:20.434] | Wanna go see a movie? |
| [20:21.459] | Yes! She gets up and sets the phone on the counter without hanging it up. |
| [20:25.558] | Bye daddy. Phoebe and her leave. |
| [20:28.429] | on phone, not hearing her there' s gonna be a wedding! |
| [20:30.529] | Joey enters from his room and goes to get a beer from the fridge. |
| [20:33.300] | That' s unacceptable Rachel! |
| [20:35.257] | What the hell does love have to do with it anyway?! |
| [20:36.327] | There are more important things in a marriage other than love! |
| [20:38.256] | Joey hears something and looks around for the source. |
| [20:40.755] | constantly thinking about things! |
| [20:41.806] | You have to think about the consequences of your decision. |
| [20:46.764] | Joey finds that the sound is coming from the phone and puts it to his ear. |
| [20:48.929] | on phone Hey! I do too think about the consequences of my decisions! |
| [20:54.304] | What gives you the right to |
| [20:56.864] | Go to hell! Hangs up the phone and opens the fridge. |
| [21:02.195] | Stupid guy on my phone. |
| [00:01.462] | Hey Pheebs? |
| [00:02.168] | Huh? |
| [00:02.774] | I' m having dinner with my dad tomorrow night, do you wanna come? |
| [00:05.061] | Sure. Yeah, he' s kinda sexy. |
| [00:08.216] | Oh no, no, I' ll be there too. |
| [00:09.874] | Okay so, we' ll just come up with some kind of signal if it' s going well you can take off. |
| [00:15.507] | No Phoebe! I just need you there for support. I haven' t told him I' m pregnant yet. |
| [00:19.162] | Oh. Why not? |
| [00:20.815] | ' Cause I know he' s gonna flip out and I hate it when he' s angry. |
| [00:24.288] | Oh Rachel, this is all so ' Papa don' t preach.' |
| [00:26.946] | What Phoebe? Wait! He' s a scary guy! |
| [00:29.004] | I mean, one time he caught me smoking he said |
| [00:30.797] | if he ever saw me doingthat again he' d make me eat the entire pack. |
| [00:34.059] | Wow! Oh well, I will be there! |
| [00:35.996] | Thank you. |
| [00:36.404] | Gosh. I' m not gonna let that man make you eat your baby. |
| [00:42.327] | Oh. Hey! Who is that guy? |
| [00:44.803] | I think I know him. |
| [00:46.315] | No you don' t! |
| [00:46.748] | No you don' t. |
| [00:47.790] | Oh my God!!! Monica!! He' s the stripper from your bachelorette party!! |
| [00:55.135] | Her what?!! |
| [00:58.393] | Your secret bachelorette party |
| [01:01.557] | You had a bachelorette party?! |
| [01:03.080] | She untied his Gstring with her teeth. |
| [01:06.822] | Somebody stop me! |
| [01:09.616] | I thought we weren' t gonna have bachelor bachelorette parties! |
| [01:12.619] | Y' know, we agreed that it was a silly tradition. |
| [01:14.573] | It' s a grand tradition! |
| [01:17.789] | I' m sorry, they surprised me. There was nothing I could do! |
| [01:21.214] | Well you could' ve untied it with your hands. |
| [01:24.455] | This is so unfair! |
| [01:26.059] | The one thing I wanted to do was throw my best friend a bachelorparty, |
| [01:28.803] | but no, I wasn' t allowed to. |
| [01:30.406] | All I got was a stupid steak dinner! |
| [01:32.007] | You went home with the waitress. |
| [01:35.580] | Oh yeah, that was a pretty good night. |
| [01:38.516] | I can' t believe you didn' t tell me! |
| [01:40.478] | You know that the two pillars of marriage are openness and honesty! |
| [01:44.907] | Ugh, I knew giving you that book was gonna come back and bite me in the ass! |
| [02:27.747] | How about I order everyone the Moroccan chicken? |
| [02:30.427] | Oh, II don' t eat meat. |
| [02:32.543] | It' s chicken. |
| [02:34.816] | Yeah, I don' t eat that either. |
| [02:36.466] | I' ll never understand you lesbians. |
| [02:40.575] | So baby, tell me what is new with you. |
| [02:43.427] | Well actually umm |
| [02:45.553] | Your ' 74 Lafite sir. |
| [02:46.910] | ' 74?! I ordered the ' 75! That' s a magnificent wine! The ' 74 is sewage! |
| [02:52.226] | Why would you bring me sewage?! |
| [02:55.037] | Is that a hard question? |
| [02:56.609] | Are you an idiot? Is that why you' re a waiter? |
| [02:59.422] | This is why I told the manager I wouldn' t wait on you tonight! |
| [03:01.805] | Oh come on! Don' t be such a baby! |
| [03:07.123] | In case you didn' t notice, that is a scary man. |
| [03:11.445] | He' s right though, the ' 74 is absolute piss. |
| [03:16.553] | This was such a huge mistake. |
| [03:18.356] | I can' t tell him Phoebe. I can' t, I can' t, I can' t, I can' t |
| [03:19.658] | Rachel! |
| [03:20.560] | No it' s okay, this is what' s gonna happen. |
| [03:22.002] | I' m gonna wait a couple years and then the baby will tell him. |
| [03:27.199] | Why, so he can get mad at the baby? |
| [03:28.767] | Hey, that is the baby' s problem. |
| [03:34.880] | Oh, everything okay with the waiter? |
| [03:36.864] | I have no idea, I went to the bathroom. |
| [03:41.881] | So sweetie, you were starting to tell me what is uh, what is new with you. |
| [03:45.974] | Well Umm, I got TiVo. |
| [03:53.450] | What' s TiVo? |
| [03:54.555] | It' s slang for pregnant. |
| [03:58.109] | Phoebe! |
| [03:59.399] | Well, what were you thinking ask me to come? |
| [04:06.230] | Are you really pregnant? |
| [04:08.031] | Well uh, yes and no. Except not no. So to sum it up, yeah. |
| [04:16.452] | Who is the father? Oh no! Please don' t tell me it' s her! |
| [04:22.030] | No, it' s Ross. It' s Ross. You like Ross. He just shakes his head. |
| [04:27.464] | Oh daddy, I hope you' re okay with all of this. |
| [04:29.196] | I mean think about it, this is a good thing. |
| [04:30.862] | You' re gonna This is your first grandchild! |
| [04:33.166] | You' re gonna be a poppy! |
| [04:35.692] | That' s true. |
| [04:36.312] | Yeah. |
| [04:37.220] | laughs Poppy. |
| [04:39.283] | To Phoebe Oh, I' m gonna be a poppy. |
| [04:45.136] | Stops laughing So when is the wedding? |
| [04:46.469] | Who? |
| [04:48.985] | The wedding! There' s going to be a wedding. |
| [04:52.327] | Young lady, don' t you sit there and tell me my first grandchild is going to be a bastard! |
| [04:58.161] | Rachel Karen Green, tell me there is gonna be a wedding!! |
| [05:00.606] | February 2nd! |
| [05:08.332] | So it was really cool seeing you lecture today. |
| [05:10.796] | Oh thanks. Although it kinda seemed like you were falling asleep there a little. |
| [05:15.604] | Oh nono, II had my eyes closed so I could concentrate and y' know take it all in. |
| [05:20.878] | Yeah, a lot of my students do that. |
| [05:24.336] | So, I gotta get going. |
| [05:25.779] | Okay, II' ll see you tonight. |
| [05:26.927] | Yeah. |
| [05:27.365] | Okay, bye. |
| [05:29.180] | Oh hey, thanks again for showing me your semiprecious stone collection. |
| [05:32.836] | It was amazing! |
| [05:37.486] | My God! You must be good in bed! |
| [05:41.307] | So uh, you and Mona, been a while now. How' s it going? |
| [05:44.209] | Ah, it' s good. It' s going good. |
| [05:46.440] | I mean, we get along great. She' s, she' s so |
| [05:50.021] | Hot? |
| [05:50.779] | Well, I was gonna say sweet, but yeahhuh! |
| [05:54.194] | She' s okay with Rachel and the baby? |
| [05:55.912] | Well I I haven' t actually told her yet. I don' t want to scare her off, y' know? |
| [06:00.441] | Well, you have to honest with her! |
| [06:02.353] | Otherwise you may think that you' re going down the same path, |
| [06:04.982] | but you' re really going down different ones. |
| [06:07.088] | I' m gonna take that book and I gonna beat you to death with it. |
| [06:12.367] | Oh my God! You are gonna love me so much! |
| [06:15.227] | Oh good, cause so far in this marriage I' m just like you a lot. |
| [06:18.966] | I felt really bad about the whole bachelorette party thing, |
| [06:22.192] | so tonight you' re gonna have a bachelor party. |
| [06:25.082] | What? |
| [06:25.740] | Yeah, I got this number from this guy at work and I hired a stripper to come dance for you. |
| [06:31.096] | Am I going in the wife hall of fame or what?! |
| [06:34.925] | Honey! That' s crazy! I don' t want you to get me a stripper |
| [06:36.923] | Will you let the lady talk?! |
| [06:40.304] | Come on! Come on, it' ll be fun! It' ll make me feel so much better. |
| [06:43.715] | I got you party hats and porn. |
| [06:48.423] | Throw in my father makingout with the magician and it' s just like my 14th birthday all over again. |
| [06:54.471] | Look, I appreciate it, but uh, it' s a little creepy. |
| [06:58.100] | Y' know? I' m not a bachelor anymore. |
| [06:59.863] | So don' t think of it as a bachelor party, think of it as a a two month anniversary present. |
| [07:04.619] | Sure, one year is paper, but two months is lapdance! |
| [07:09.822] | Please! I feel so bad! Just watch the hot woman get naked! |
| [07:14.674] | All right fine! But I' m only doing this for you! |
| [07:16.475] | Yeah! |
| [07:18.938] | And Joey. |
| [07:21.073] | Thank you. All right, now who else do you want to invite? |
| [07:23.029] | Ah, nonono just Ross. Ross and Joey is embarrassing enough. |
| [07:26.326] | Uh actually, sorry I can' t even make it. I' m seeing Mona again tonight. |
| [07:30.090] | I understand, who would cancel an actual date to go to a fake bachelor party? |
| [07:33.681] | on cell phone I' m sorry I gotta cancel tonight baby |
| [07:41.469] | I' m sorry I won' t be able to make it to your imaginary wedding, but I' m really busy that day. |
| [07:46.857] | Yeah, I already have a unicorn baptism and a leprechaun bar mitzvah. |
| [07:54.449] | I know. I know. I panicked, I panicked. |
| [07:56.335] | I didn' t want him to start yelling at me like I was some ' 74 Latour. |
| [08:01.159] | It' s Lafite. The ' 74 Latour is actually drinking quite nicely. |
| [08:08.454] | All right here he comes. I' m gonna do this, I' m gonna tell him, I' m gonna be strong. |
| [08:12.550] | I just called a friend of mine. |
| [08:13.610] | Yeah? |
| [08:14.874] | I think I may be able to book The Plaza on short notice. |
| [08:19.910] | Really?! The Plaza?!! Oh daddy!! Hugs him and Phoebe glares at her. |
| [08:26.970] | Right. Daddy, I need to talk to you. Please, sit down. |
| [08:29.734] | What is it sweetie? |
| [08:32.029] | There' s not gonna be a wedding. Ross and I are not getting married. |
| [08:34.376] | What?! |
| [08:35.273] | I' m sorry daddy. |
| [08:36.140] | I don' t believe this!! |
| [08:37.401] | Oh now daddy, stay calm. Please. |
| [08:39.023] | Stay calm?!! How do you expect me to stay calm?! This is unacceptable Rachel! |
| [08:42.961] | And I wanna know why?!! |
| [08:45.204] | Is it because that punk Ross won' t marry you?! |
| [08:47.611] | That' s it! Is that it?! |
| [08:48.474] | Yes. Yes, he says I' m damaged goods. |
| [09:00.556] | So you uh, nervous about getting married? |
| [09:05.292] | What are you doing? |
| [09:07.413] | Look, look let' s pretend it' s a real bachelor party. |
| [09:09.701] | Okay? Y' know? Before your wedding. |
| [09:10.849] | Come on, it' ll be fun. |
| [09:12.198] | Okay. I can' t believe tomorrow' s the big day. |
| [09:17.123] | How does it feel knowing you' re never gonna be with another woman again huh? |
| [09:20.826] | Knowing you' re gonna have to wake up to the same face everyday |
| [09:25.488] | until you finally have the sweet release of death. |
| [09:30.313] | You' re right, this is more fun. |
| [09:34.639] | That' s her! Okay, come on! |
| [09:40.694] | Hi! Hi. |
| [09:45.952] | So which one of you lucky boys is Chandler? |
| [09:48.178] | Uh, thatthat' sthat' s me! |
| [09:51.370] | That' s me. |
| [09:53.716] | Joey Tribbiani, a big fan. |
| [09:58.154] | So is that a bedroom? |
| [09:59.230] | Yeah, yeah right over there. |
| [10:00.640] | All right, whenever you' re ready. She goes into the bedroom. |
| [10:04.980] | That was weird. |
| [10:07.136] | Whywhy would she go in the bedroom? |
| [10:08.449] | I' m waiting. |
| [10:09.842] | They both slowly enter the bedroom and quickly walk back out. |
| [10:19.541] | So she' s a |
| [10:20.095] | Yeah, that' s one naked hooker! |
| [10:24.829] | I love your place! Where is this guy from? |
| [10:28.749] | Uh that' s an eighteenth century Indian artifact from Calcutta. |
| [10:32.213] | Oh wow! So, you' re more than just dinosaurs. |
| [10:38.806] | So much more. |
| [10:40.370] | They start making out and she kicks the eighteenth century Indian artifact from Calcutta off |
| [10:44.641] | of his apothecary table from the days of yore and the magical city of White Plains. |
| [10:46.683] | Oh my God! Oh my God! I' m so sorry! |
| [10:48.867] | Aw forget it, it' s from Pier One. |
| [10:55.750] | Sorry. |
| [11:00.743] | You think you can knock up my daughter and then not marry her?! |
| [11:04.272] | I' m gonna kill you!! |
| [11:08.809] | Y' know this is actually not a great time for me. |
| [11:15.081] | So? Come on! Explain yourself Geller! First you get my Rachel pregnant! |
| [11:20.433] | You got Rachel pregnant?! |
| [11:21.638] | Who did?! |
| [11:21.957] | You did! |
| [11:22.952] | Yes. Yes, yes I did. To Mona Butbut it was, it was just a one night thing. |
| [11:28.028] | It meant nothing. |
| [11:29.118] | Oh? Really? That' s what my daughter means to you? Nothing? |
| [11:32.794] | No! No sir umm, she means a lot to me. I mean, I care II love Rachel. |
| [11:36.887] | What?! |
| [11:37.277] | to Mona Oh but not that way. I mean I mean I' m not in love with her. |
| [11:41.518] | I love her like a, like a friend. |
| [11:42.647] | Oh really? That' s how treat a friend? |
| [11:43.922] | You get her in trouble and then refuse to marry her? |
| [11:46.034] | Hey! I offered to marry her! |
| [11:47.828] | Wh |
| [11:48.126] | But I didn' t want to. |
| [11:51.977] | Well why not? So you can spend your time with this tramp?! |
| [11:55.014] | Tramp?! |
| [11:56.130] | I' m sorry. Dr. Green, Mona. Mona, Dr. Green. |
| [12:01.554] | I can' t believe there is a naked hooker in there! |
| [12:04.222] | Wait! Wait! Maybe she' s a hooker and a stripper, |
| [12:07.708] | but she got confused about what she' s supposed to do. |
| [12:11.437] | Could be. I mean technically she did strip, we just, we just missed it. |
| [12:16.291] | Walks towards the bedroom. |
| [12:18.571] | Ma' am, are you also a stripper? |
| [12:23.077] | Uh, no. But I could pretend to strip, but that' s gonna cost extra. |
| [12:27.179] | Okay, here' s the extras, handcuffs, spanking |
| [12:32.391] | Maybe Monica' s playing a joke on ya. |
| [12:34.675] | Y' know? Getting her own husband a hooker, that' s pretty funny. |
| [12:39.253] | That is funny, maybe for my birthday she' ll murder someone. |
| [12:43.583] | I bet Ross was in on it too. I mean he was conveniently busy. |
| [12:48.786] | Do you mind if I smoke in here? |
| [12:50.129] | Oh actually, I' d rather you Yeah, go ahead. |
| [12:54.038] | We' re gonna have to burn that room down anyway. |
| [12:57.880] | How could you have kept all of this from me? |
| [13:00.068] | I was going to tell you, but |
| [13:01.729] | But what?! |
| [13:02.815] | You figured you' d get what you wanted and then dump her like you dumped Rachel! |
| [13:05.472] | Hey! I did not dump Rachel! To Mona Nor are we still together. |
| [13:13.449] | Can I just Dr. Green glares at him. |
| [13:16.382] | Why don' t we just let the machine get that? |
| [13:19.817] | Hey Ross. It' s Joey. |
| [13:21.500] | There' s a hooker over here and we thought maybe you' d know something about it. |
| [13:25.853] | No! No! No! No! No! IIII I need to, I need to lie down. |
| [13:36.511] | Hey, guys, can I talk to you for a minute? |
| [13:38.433] | Listen, again, I want to urge you to push the duck special, |
| [13:41.660] | because if they don' t eat the duck, you' re going to, and it' s not very good. |
| [13:46.862] | So, tonight' s the night of the big bachelor party? |
| [13:49.323] | Yeah! Hey! Thanks for getting me that girl' s number. |
| [13:51.101] | No problem. So who' s the party for? |
| [13:53.523] | My husband. |
| [13:54.748] | You hired your husband a hooker? |
| [13:57.493] | She' s a stripper. |
| [13:58.235] | No, she' s a hooker. |
| [14:00.061] | Is that, is that what they call strippers sometimes? |
| [14:02.607] | When they' re hookers. |
| [14:04.639] | Oh my God Stu! II can' t believe you did this! |
| [14:07.628] | Now are you absolutely sure she' s a hooker? |
| [14:09.478] | Either that or she' s just the best, most expensive date I ever had. |
| [14:17.361] | Maybe she meant to get you a hooker. |
| [14:21.206] | Why would she do that? |
| [14:22.388] | Maybe she wants you to learn something. Huh? |
| [14:27.527] | Now is there anything you' re really bad at y' know, sexually? |
| [14:32.123] | This is the worst bachelor party ever! |
| [14:35.777] | What' s taking you boys so long? |
| [14:37.432] | In a minute! |
| [14:39.397] | In a minute? What' s gonna happen in a minute?! |
| [14:42.523] | All right, all right maybemaybe you should just ask her to leave. |
| [14:44.908] | Why me?! |
| [14:45.750] | Hey! It' s your bachelor party. |
| [14:47.380] | Which is why you should do it. |
| [14:49.181] | I don' t want to. You do it! |
| [14:50.434] | You do it! |
| [14:50.940] | You do it! |
| [14:51.760] | All right Rock, Paper, Scissors who has to tell the whore to leave! Joey smirks. |
| [14:58.996] | What? |
| [15:00.956] | I miss this. |
| [15:02.224] | I don' t think we' ve actually done this before! |
| [15:05.132] | No, II miss hanging out with you. |
| [15:08.233] | Well we we still hang out. |
| [15:09.932] | Not like we used to. Remember? |
| [15:12.002] | You and me used to be inseparable. |
| [15:14.633] | Y' know now it' s like things are different. |
| [15:19.417] | Well y' know, things are different. I' m I' m married now. |
| [15:23.680] | Oh sure And hey, don' t get me wrong, I am so happy for you guys. |
| [15:26.917] | I just I miss hanging out justjust us, y' know? |
| [15:33.092] | Yeah, I miss that too. I tell you what, |
| [15:35.907] | from now on we' ll make time to hang out with each other. |
| [15:38.530] | You got it. Come here. They hug and are observed by the hooker. |
| [15:43.888] | Oh God! Listen, I am this close to robbing you guys. |
| [15:50.239] | She' s a hooker! She' s a hooker! She' s a Stops as she sees her. |
| [15:54.392] | Hi! Uh, we spoke on the phone. Goes and shakes the hooker' s hand. |
| [16:02.197] | So your dad dropped by. He' s a pleasant man! |
| [16:08.006] | Oh no |
| [16:08.686] | I' d better go. |
| [16:10.165] | She goes and sits down in the LaZBoy Ecliner 3000, the chair that Sit magazine called chair of the year, and they both look at her. |
| [16:16.394] | Just over here, I don' t want to miss the fight. |
| [16:20.156] | Ross I' m so sorry. |
| [16:21.555] | Okay. II will promise I will straighten this out with him tomorrow in person, or via email. |
| [16:28.080] | I don' t care about your dad! |
| [16:29.594] | I care about Mona! |
| [16:30.780] | She was there and now she' s totally freaked out! |
| [16:32.840] | Oh okay, I' ll fix that to. What' s her email address? |
| [16:35.217] | Rachel! |
| [16:37.013] | All right, I promise. I' ll fix this. I swear. |
| [16:38.786] | I' llI' llI' llI' ll talk to her. |
| [16:40.293] | Okay! |
| [16:40.754] | Okay. |
| [16:41.253] | Thank you! |
| [16:43.027] | That' s it?! You call that a fight? Come on! |
| [16:46.613] | " We were on a break!" " No we weren' t!" |
| [16:48.199] | What happened to you two?! |
| [16:57.075] | Thank you so much for coming back over. |
| [17:01.107] | Oh good, you' re here. |
| [17:03.138] | Yeah, and I was worried that it was going to be uncomfortable. |
| [17:07.038] | I know Mona, just hear me out. |
| [17:09.149] | First of all, I' m so sorry about my father yelling at you, |
| [17:12.891] | but I heard you totally held your own. |
| [17:14.573] | You' re gonna have to tell me how you did that. |
| [17:16.664] | Focus. |
| [17:17.387] | Okay. Um But Okay, yes Ross and I used to date. |
| [17:22.133] | And yes we are gonna have a baby. |
| [17:25.668] | But we are definitely not getting back together. |
| [17:29.538] | How can I be sure on that? |
| [17:31.020] | Oh we just we drove each other crazy! |
| [17:33.012] | Yeah. |
| [17:33.646] | I mean he was possessive, he was jealous, |
| [17:35.778] | he could never just let the little things go! |
| [17:39.486] | Trying to date this woman. |
| [17:40.398] | Right! But, none of that compared to how kind |
| [17:44.607] | andand how gentle and thoughtful he is. Rubbing his shoulder. |
| [17:48.678] | Probably shouldn' t touch me. |
| [17:51.151] | Y' know, III just I don' t want to get in the middle of something so complicated. |
| [17:54.936] | I know, I get it, but Mona, what relationship is not complicated? |
| [17:58.857] | I mean we all have our baggage! You must too! |
| [18:01.747] | Why else would you still be single? |
| [18:04.977] | I am so gonna leave right now. |
| [18:10.523] | Should I leave this open for you too? |
| [18:13.271] | I' m not sure yet. Why didn' t you just tell me about all this? |
| [18:16.739] | Because what' s going on with Rachel has nothing to do with how I feel about you. |
| [18:20.187] | Yeah? Well you still shoulda told me. |
| [18:21.611] | I know and I was going to, but I thought it was better that you heard it from Rachel' s father. |
| [18:30.202] | Look I I made a mistake, but it' s only because I really, really like you. Really! |
| [18:37.467] | Okay, I guess you can close the door now. He does so and they kiss. |
| [18:51.960] | Forgot my purse! Sees them kissing. |
| [18:54.942] | Oh, you guys made up. To Mona |
| [18:58.768] | He' s a good kisser isn' t he? Ross goes to close the door on her. |
| [19:00.448] | I' m going! Quickly leaves and Ross locks the door. |
| [19:07.450] | I swear I didn' t know she was a hooker! I mean wh Did you let her smoke in here? |
| [19:13.620] | Her ass print is still on your grandmother' s quilt, do you really want to talk about smoking? |
| [19:19.878] | Y' know what? I' m gonna make this up to you. |
| [19:22.666] | I promised you a stripper turns on the radio, |
| [19:26.320] | and you' re gonna get a stripper. She starts to strip. |
| [19:31.201] | Monica! Wait! |
| [19:32.276] | What? |
| [19:33.899] | puts on his crown Carry on. |
| [19:35.810] | She does so by taking off her jacket seductively, |
| [19:39.135] | only she has trouble getting one hand out and slams the jacket on the chair angrily to remove it. |
| [19:51.399] | Ooh, these tennis shoes are so tight. I think I' ll take them off. |
| [19:57.563] | Could you not narrate? |
| [20:01.036] | Gotcha sailor. |
| [20:11.519] | on phone just because you' re not in love with the guy you can' t |
| [20:16.291] | Wow, you told your dad the truth. |
| [20:17.716] | About an hour ago. |
| [20:20.434] | Wanna go see a movie? |
| [20:21.459] | Yes! She gets up and sets the phone on the counter without hanging it up. |
| [20:25.558] | Bye daddy. Phoebe and her leave. |
| [20:28.429] | on phone, not hearing her there' s gonna be a wedding! |
| [20:30.529] | Joey enters from his room and goes to get a beer from the fridge. |
| [20:33.300] | That' s unacceptable Rachel! |
| [20:35.257] | What the hell does love have to do with it anyway?! |
| [20:36.327] | There are more important things in a marriage other than love! |
| [20:38.256] | Joey hears something and looks around for the source. |
| [20:40.755] | constantly thinking about things! |
| [20:41.806] | You have to think about the consequences of your decision. |
| [20:46.764] | Joey finds that the sound is coming from the phone and puts it to his ear. |
| [20:48.929] | on phone Hey! I do too think about the consequences of my decisions! |
| [20:54.304] | What gives you the right to |
| [20:56.864] | Go to hell! Hangs up the phone and opens the fridge. |
| [21:02.195] | Stupid guy on my phone. |
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