| [00:01.56] | Hey, Ross. 嘿，罗斯 |
| [00:02.86] | I'm so glad someone's here. Could you zip me up? 真高兴有人在这里 你可以帮我把拉链拉起来吗？ |
| [00:09.27] | - Sure. - Thank you. -当然可以 -谢谢 |
| [00:10.87] | Can you believe no one between my apartment and here.. 你相信从我家到这里的路上… |
| [00:13.68] | offered to do that for me? 竟然没有人愿意帮我拉拉链吗？ |
| [00:16.01] | People. 真是的 |
| [00:18.41] | So why are you so dressed up? 你穿这么漂亮做什么呢？ |
| [00:21.58] | Mike's picking me up for a date. 麦克要来接我去约会 |
| [00:23.95] | How's that going? Is it getting serious? 交往得如何呢？ 是不是越来越认真了？ |
| [00:27.09] | I don't know. I don't know. I mean, I like him. 我不知道，我不知道 我是蛮喜欢他的 |
| [00:30.73] | But am I ready to take my Grade A loins off the meat market? 但是我还没有准备好要退出江湖 |
| [00:34.23] | I'm not quite sure. 我不太确定 |
| [00:37.90] | You know, I really admire your whole dating attitude. 我真的很欣赏你的约会态度 |
| [00:42.07] | It's so healthy. I'm always like, "Is this moving too fast? 真是很健康的态度 我总是在想会不会进展太快了？… |
| [00:45.37] | Is this moving too slow? Where's this going?" 会不会进展太慢了？ 这将怎么发展呢？ |
| [00:48.11] | I know. You are a bit of a drama queen. 我知道 你就像是个戏剧女王 |
| [00:51.88] | You're so much better off. You just go from guy to guy having fun.. 你真是太厉害了 男朋友一个接着一个 享受乐趣... |
| [00:56.32] | and not worrying that it never turns into anything serious. 完全不担心没有结局 |
| [01:00.79] | I wouldn't say "never." 我不敢说“完全不” |
| [01:03.19] | You know, there is that guy. 有一次有个男的… |
| [01:06.23] | Okay, well, what about..? 好的，哪个…？ |
| [01:08.86] | Okay, there's gotta be someone. 总该有个人吧 |
| [01:11.60] | - There isn't! That's what I'm saying. - Oh, my God, you're right! -根本就没有！我就说吧 -喔，天啊，你说的没错！ |
| [01:16.50] | I know. And yet, here you are, all ready for the next date. 我知道，一段恋情才刚结束 马上又可以跟其他人约会 |
| [01:21.48] | I can't believe I never realized this before. 真不敢相信 我之前都没有注意到这点 |
| [01:24.55] | I'm in my 30s, and I've never been in a long-term relationship. 我已经三十几岁了 从来没有爱情长跑过 |
| [01:28.98] | Oh, my God, what's wrong with me? 喔，天啊，我是有什么毛病？ |
| [01:35.69] | There's nothing wrong with you. 你没有什么毛病 |
| [01:37.63] | I mean, you don't strike me as the type of person that wants to get married. 我是说，你不像那种 看起来会想结婚的人 |
| [01:43.13] | I want to get married! 我想结婚！ |
| [01:45.67] | No, please.. Please don't cry because of me. 别这样，拜托…别因为我而哭 |
| [01:48.27] | I don't know what I'm talking about, okay? I've been divorced three times. 我根本不知道我在说什么 我离婚三次了 |
| [01:53.31] | At least you've been married. 至少你结过婚 |
| [01:55.14] | Oh, my God! I want to trade lives with Ross?! 喔，我的天啊！ 我竟然羡慕起罗斯了？ |
| [02:01.55] | Phoebe. 菲比 |
| [02:03.82] | - What's wrong? - Nothing. I'm excited about our date. -怎么了？ -没事，要跟你约会太兴奋了 |
| [02:08.22] | Mike, this is Ross Geller. Ross, this is Mike.. 麦克，这位是罗斯盖勒 罗斯，这位是麦克… |
| [02:14.90] | - Sorry, I didn't catch that. - Mike Hanigan. -对不起，我没有听清楚 -麦克汉尼根 |
| [02:17.23] | - Ross Geller. - Hey. -罗斯盖勒 -嘿 |
| [02:19.40] | So are you sure you're ready to go? 你确定准备好了吗？ |
| [02:23.37] | How do I look? 我看起来怎样？ |
| [02:26.81] | - Do you have a compact in your purse? - No. -你皮包里有小镜子吗？ -没有 |
| [02:30.41] | You look great. 你看起来棒透了 |
| [02:34.15] | The One With The Sharks 本集播出：鲨鱼 |
| [03:23.26] | - Hey, Joey. - This girl won't turn around. -嘿，乔伊 -那个女的就是不转过来 |
| [03:26.27] | I can't tell if she's hot or not. What do you think? 我无法判断她是不是很辣 你觉得呢？ |
| [03:29.97] | Joey, I am not going to objectify women with you. 乔伊，我不会跟你一起把女性物化的 |
| [03:34.34] | But if her face is as nice as her ass.. 但是如果她的脸 跟她的屁股一样棒的话… |
| [03:36.78] | - Mama! - All right. Thanks. -妈妈咪啊！ -好的，谢谢 |
| [03:39.15] | - Have you talked to Chandler? - He has to stay in Tulsa this weekend. -你有跟钱德讲电话了吗？ -他这周末要留在土尔沙 |
| [03:42.95] | - How come? - I don't know. He has to work. -为什么？ -我不知道，有工作要做 |
| [03:45.52] | There's some big rush on the.. 要赶那个… |
| [03:51.49] | Damn it. I'm gonna have to start listening when he talks about his job. 讨厌！我应该要开始 认真听他讲工作的事了 |
| [03:56.86] | Why don't you fly out there and surprise him? 你何不飞过去给他个惊喜呢？ |
| [03:59.07] | I'd love to. I really miss him. 我很想啊，我真的很想念他 |
| [04:01.27] | But I can't. I have one day off and it's just too expensive. 但是不行，我只有放一天假 而且机票太贵了 |
| [04:04.51] | Interesting. So Chandler's not worth the price of a plane ticket to you. 真好玩，所以机票钱 比钱德还重要 |
| [04:10.11] | Of course he is. 当然是钱德较重要 |
| [04:13.01] | Maybe I will go. 或许我应该飞过去 |
| [04:16.82] | We'll have a little second honeymoon at the Tulsa Ramada. 我们可以在土尔沙的饭店 来个二度小蜜月 |
| [04:20.99] | You should bring your black see-through teddy with the attached garters. 你应该带你那件黑色透明性感内衣 加上吊带裤袜 |
| [04:29.53] | - How do you know I have one of those? - Didn't until just now. -你怎么知道我有那件呢？ -本来不知道，现在知道了 |
| [04:36.00] | Hot. Not hot. 辣，不辣 |
| [04:39.41] | Hot! 辣！ |
| [04:41.71] | Excuse me? 什么？ |
| [04:46.18] | I said that I think you're hot. 我说我觉得你很辣 |
| [04:48.98] | And.. now I'm embarrassed. 而…现在我糗死了 |
| [04:52.49] | I thought you said "hi." 我以为你是说“嗨” |
| [04:55.29] | That would've been better. 如果是那样就好了 |
| [04:57.53] | I'll try that. Hi, I'm Joey. 我来试试看，嗨，我是乔伊 |
| [05:00.90] | I'm Hayley. 我是海莉 |
| [05:03.13] | Look, I don't normally ask out women that I meet in coffeehouses. 通常我不约在咖啡店遇到的女生出去 |
| [05:12.01] | Gesundheit. 保重 |
| [05:18.78] | But.. 但是… |
| [05:21.35] | This is hard. I'm kind of shy. 真是很难开口，我有点害羞 |
| [05:27.79] | Seriously, you should see someone about that cold. 真的，你应该去看医生的 |
| [05:30.29] | If it gets much worse, you could die. 如果感冒越来越严重，你可是会死的 |
| [05:35.80] | - Anyway.. - I would love to go out with you. -反正… -我很乐意跟你出去 |
| [05:39.57] | Really? Great. 真的吗？太棒了 |
| [05:42.67] | Did I..? Did I actually ask you? 我有…我有开口约你吗？ |
| [05:45.54] | That's just where you were going. I figured I'd help you out. 由你说话的方式 我就猜得到你要做什么 |
| [05:48.98] | You don't seem like the kind of guy who does this a lot? 你不像是那种经常这样的男生吧？ |
| [05:57.45] | Damn it, Gunther, you gave it to me. 真是的，阿甘，你传染给我了 |
| [06:05.39] | Oh, it's you. 喔，是你 |
| [06:07.43] | With vegetarian corndogs. 我带了素食热狗 |
| [06:12.37] | Come on, I just want to talk to you. 别这样，我只想跟你说说话 |
| [06:14.24] | About what? How few ova I have left? 说什么？说我还剩下几个卵子吗？ |
| [06:17.81] | Come on, I just wanna apologize for what happened yesterday. 别这样，我只想为昨天发生的事道歉 |
| [06:22.08] | I'm sorry, Phoebe. 我很抱歉，菲比 |
| [06:25.38] | That's okay, Ross. 没关系，罗斯 |
| [06:32.09] | - So how'd the date go? - Well, it was awful. -约会还好吗？ -糟透了 |
| [06:34.99] | I barely got through dinner. 我几乎撑不过晚餐 |
| [06:36.76] | Every time I thought about what you said, I cried. 每次我想到你说的话，我就哭了 |
| [06:39.86] | I'm pretty sure he spent most of the night just staring at me in horror. 我非常肯定他整晚都惊恐的盯着我看 |
| [06:45.07] | But I couldn't know for sure because my eyes were swollen shut. 但是我无法真的确定 因为我的眼睛已经肿到张不开了 |
| [06:50.37] | You know I wasn't trying to make you cry. 你知道我不是故意要惹你哭的 |
| [06:52.94] | I was really trying to say something nice. 我本来是想要说一些很好听的话的 |
| [06:55.74] | I was basically saying even though you've never been in a serious relationship.. 我只是要说，即使你 从未有过认真的感情… |
| [06:59.91] | - Are we gonna do this again? - Sorry. -我们还要再讨论这个吗？ -对不起 |
| [07:03.05] | - So he hasn't called? - Would you call this girl: -他还没打来吗？ -你会打给这种女的吗？ |
| [07:06.09] | "Thanks for.. a lovely.. evening"? “谢谢…美好…一晚” |
| [07:10.36] | Now I feel terrible. This is all my fault. 我觉得糟透了 这全都是我的错 |
| [07:12.99] | You know what you should feel terrible about? 你知道更糟的是什么吗？ |
| [07:15.70] | This could have been my serious guy. 这男的有可能是可以认真的对象 |
| [07:18.03] | He was sweet and smart and funny. 他很体贴、聪明又风趣 |
| [07:20.70] | You know how hard it is to meet a guy like that? 你知道要遇到这样的男生有多难吗？ |
| [07:23.54] | We are a rare breed. 我们的确是稀有动物 |
| [07:29.84] | Hey, maybe that's him. 嘿，可能就是他哦 |
| [07:33.92] | Hello? 喂？ |
| [07:35.35] | Could you hold on one sec? 你可以等一下吗？ |
| [07:37.08] | - I need some privacy. - Is it Mike? -我需要一点隐私 -是不是麦克呢？ |
| [07:39.92] | No, it's a heavy breather. I'll take what I can get. 不，是骚扰电话 我现在什么都接了 |
| [07:44.63] | I'm listening. 我在线上 |
| [07:51.47] | What a great dinner. 晚餐实在太棒了 |
| [07:53.33] | Thanks again for letting me have that last piece of cake at the restaurant. 再次谢谢你让我吃最后一块蛋糕 |
| [07:58.51] | You're welcome again. I'm gonna go make some coffee. 不用客气，我要去煮咖啡 |
| [08:02.04] | - Can I get you anything? - Do you have any cake? -你要什么呢？ -你有蛋糕吗？ |
| [08:10.82] | So this is going pretty good. 真是进行的太顺利了 |
| [08:13.15] | Dinner was nice. We've got a lot in common. 晚餐很棒，我们有许多共同点 |
| [08:16.56] | Victoria 's Secret. “维多莉亚的秘密”(性感内衣目录) |
| [08:18.79] | We even like the same books. 我们甚至喜欢相同的书 |
| [08:24.03] | There's a scary painting. 这幅画真可怕 |
| [08:26.50] | Wait a minute. 等等 |
| [08:28.04] | I think I've been scared by that painting before. 我记得好像被这幅画给吓过 |
| [08:33.04] | You know what? This whole place looks familiar. 你知道吗？ 这地方看起来真眼熟 |
| [08:35.81] | I have definitely been in this apartment. 我一定曾经来过这里 |
| [08:38.08] | I know I've seen this weird plant before. 我看过这棵可怕的植物 |
| [08:41.78] | It did that the last time! 它上次也是这样刺我！ |
| [08:44.55] | Oh, my God. I've gone out with this girl before. 喔，天啊 我跟这个女的约会过 |
| [08:47.69] | Yeah! We had sex on this couch! 没错！我们在这沙发上做过爱！ |
| [08:50.26] | And then on that chair, and.. No. 然后在那张椅子上 还有…，不对 |
| [08:53.13] | No, we didn't do it here.. 不对，没有在这里… |
| [08:55.16] | which is weird, because it seems like a perfectly good place. 这倒是很奇怪，看起来超适合的 |
| [08:59.20] | That's why. 这就是为什么 |
| [09:08.84] | Hey, Mike. Sorry to just drop by like this. Can I come in? 嘿，麦克，很抱歉这样跑过来 我可以进来吗？ |
| [09:13.38] | Sure. 当然 |
| [09:15.42] | Who are you? 你是谁呢？ |
| [09:17.65] | I'm Ross. Phoebe's friend from the coffeehouse? 我是罗斯，菲比在咖啡屋的朋友 |
| [09:20.82] | I really, really need to talk to you about something. 我真的非常需要跟你谈一件事 |
| [09:24.79] | Unless.. 除非… |
| [09:26.16] | You're not gonna try and get me to join a cult, are you? 你不是要拉我信什么教吧？ |
| [09:31.87] | No, it's just, you know, you have that look. 没啦，因为，你知道的 你长得很像那种人 |
| [09:35.87] | Damn Supercuts! 该死的199剪发！ |
| [09:40.61] | - Well, what's up? Is Phoebe okay? - Oh, yeah, yeah. -怎么回事呢？菲比还好吗？ -喔，还好，还好 |
| [09:44.21] | Phoebe is great. But.. 菲比很好，但是… |
| [09:47.62] | I'm an idiot, okay? 我是个蠢蛋 |
| [09:49.82] | Right before you guys went out.. 就在你们出去约会前… |
| [09:54.76] | I accidentally got her all upset. 我不小心惹得她很难过 |
| [09:59.49] | That's why she was weird. 难怪她不对劲 |
| [10:01.06] | Yes. Yeah, I.. 是的，是啊，我… |
| [10:05.70] | Yeah, I said something stupid about her never having had a serious relationship. 我说了些蠢话，关于她从没有过 认真的恋爱关系等等 |
| [10:10.91] | But you should know, she is so much fun. A wonderful person. 但是你应该知道，她是很风趣的 很棒的一个人 |
| [10:15.14] | - Please, don't blow her off. - I'm not gonna blow her off. -拜托，别将她判出局 -我不会判她出局的 |
| [10:19.48] | I just spoke to her. We're going out tomorrow night. 我才刚跟她说完电话 我们明晚要出去 |
| [10:22.58] | I mean, I hope that's okay with you, stranger from the coffeehouse. 我是说，如果你没有意见的话 咖啡屋的陌生人 |
| [10:30.49] | That's great. So the crying didn't turn you off? 太棒了，所以她狂哭并没有吓跑你？ |
| [10:35.30] | I just got out of a nine-year relationship with a manic-depressive. 我刚刚跟一个躁郁症患者 结束九年的恋情 |
| [10:38.70] | Compared to that, Phoebe's a Mousketeer. 跟她相比，菲比根本是只小猫 |
| [10:41.74] | Well, then, I didn't need to bother you. 好吧，那我就不需要再打扰你了 |
| [10:44.74] | You or the four other Mike Hanigans I bothered. 你，外加四个麦克汉尼根 都被我打扰了 |
| [10:49.91] | One of whom was quite large and a little flirty. 其中一个还很高壮 有点爱打情骂俏 |
| [10:59.72] | Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Is that true what you said? 等等，等等 你刚刚说的是真的吗？ |
| [11:03.62] | Phoebe's never had a serious relationship? 菲比从未谈过认真的恋爱？ |
| [11:07.66] | Of course she has. 她当然有过 |
| [11:09.66] | If she's never had a serious relationship.. 如果她没有谈过认真的恋爱… |
| [11:12.33] | do you think I'd go around broadcasting it.. 你认为我会到处去广播… |
| [11:14.77] | like some kind of unstoppable moron? 像是无法克制的白痴一样 见人就说吗？ |
| [11:20.37] | - But you did say it. - Yes. Yes, I did. -但是你的确是那样说了 -是的，是的，我是说了 |
| [11:25.88] | And I will also say.. 而且我还会说… |
| [11:28.52] | what I'm about to say.. 我接下来要说的… |
| [11:31.75] | vis-a-vis.. 相对于… |
| [11:34.02] | the following. 以下的说法 |
| [11:37.73] | Phoebe has never had a serious relationship.. 菲比从未谈过认真的恋爱… |
| [11:43.60] | since.. 是从… |
| [11:45.27] | her super-serious relationship.. 她超级认真地… |
| [11:50.17] | with.. 跟… |
| [11:51.57] | Vikram. 伟软分手之后 |
| [11:54.58] | - Vikram? - What? That's a real name. -伟软？ -怎样？那是真的名字 |
| [12:06.59] | Stop it! 停停吧！ |
| [12:08.46] | Why couldn't they have sent me to Texas? 为什么不是派我去德州呢？ |
| [12:12.29] | Seven o'clock. 七点钟 |
| [12:14.60] | Maybe I'll hit the gym. 或许我该去健身房 |
| [12:22.47] | Who am I kidding? Pay-per-view porn. 少来了，还是看情色频道好了 |
| [12:39.72] | - Do not disturb! Do not disturb! - Surprise! -不要打扰！不要打扰！ -惊喜吧！ |
| [12:44.79] | - Monica? - Is everything all right? -摩妮卡？ -一切都还好吧？ |
| [12:47.63] | Yeah, everything's great. I was just.. 是啊，一切都很好 我刚刚… |
| [12:49.73] | watching some regular television there. 在看一些正常的电视节目 |
| [12:53.23] | What a pleasant surprise. 这个惊喜真是太令人兴奋了 |
| [13:03.51] | - I'm gonna go freshen up, okay? - Okay, honey. -我去梳洗一下，好吗？ -好的，亲爱的 |
| [13:12.12] | That was close. 差一点点 |
| [13:25.23] | - Hello. - Hey, Rach, it's me. -喂 -嘿，瑞秋，是我 |
| [13:27.74] | Okay, I just got to Chandler's room, and I caught him.. 我刚到钱德的房间 然后看到他… |
| [13:32.21] | molesting himself. 正在自摸 |
| [13:35.94] | That couldn't have been pretty. 那划面可能不是很好看 |
| [13:38.21] | But you know, guys do that. 但是你知道的，男生常那样做的 |
| [13:40.48] | Well, the weird part is.. 但是，很奇怪的是… |
| [13:42.15] | he was getting off.. to a shark-attack show! 他在看的是鲨鱼攻击影片耶！ |
| [13:46.09] | - No! - Yes! Chandler watches shark porn! -好恶！ -是的！钱德竟然在看鲨鱼色情片！ |
| [13:58.17] | - While watching sharks? - Yeah. -在看鲨鱼的时候？ -是啊 |
| [14:00.40] | Are you sure that's what he was doing? 你确定他是在做那档事吗？ |
| [14:02.90] | You know how many times I've seen him jump up like that? 你知道我看他 那样跳起来过多少次了吗？ |
| [14:05.97] | Believe me, I know what he was doing. 相信我，我知道他在做什么 |
| [14:09.08] | Man! Sharks! 天啊！鲨鱼！ |
| [14:11.71] | I always knew there was something weird about that dude. 我就知道那个人有地方不对劲 |
| [14:15.78] | You promised to love him no matter what. 你发誓过无论如何都要爱他的 |
| [14:17.75] | "What" means, like, if he gets a disease or kills someone. “无论如何”讲的是像如果他得病 还是杀了人什么的 |
| [14:22.42] | Not if he gets his jollies to Jaws. 而不是如果 他把小弟弟放到鲨鱼嘴里 |
| [14:27.16] | You know what, honey? Guys are just different. 你知道吗？亲爱的 男生是很不一样的 |
| [14:29.53] | They like things that we can't understand. 他们喜欢一些我们无法理解的东西 |
| [14:32.30] | I once dated this guy who wanted to pretend.. 我曾经约会过一个男的 总是想要假装… |
| [14:34.80] | that he was an archeologist, and I was this.. 他是考古学家 而我是… |
| [14:38.14] | naughty cavewoman who he unfroze from a block of ice. 他从冰块中解救出来 调皮的山顶洞女人 |
| [14:44.65] | Are you talking about my brother? 你是在说我哥吗？ |
| [14:46.78] | I didn't disguise that very well, did I? 我装得不像，对不对？ |
| [14:51.85] | - Hey. - Hi. -嘿 -嗨 |
| [14:53.09] | I went out with this girl last night. Halfway through our date I realized.. 我昨晚跟一个女孩子出去 我到一半的时候才发现… |
| [14:57.36] | I already slept with her. 我已经跟她上过床了 |
| [15:00.96] | You've slept with all the women in N.Y., and now you're going around again? 所以你已经跟全纽约的女人上过床了 现在只是从头开始再来一次？ |
| [15:05.60] | That's not even the weird part. 这还不是最奇怪的地方 |
| [15:07.27] | - She didn't remember sleeping with me! - You don't remember sleeping with her. -她竟然不记得跟我上过床了！ -你也不记得跟她上过床啊 |
| [15:11.61] | But she should remember sleeping with me. I am very memorable! 但是她应该要记得的 我可是很令人难忘的！ |
| [15:16.48] | - You guys know. - How do we know? -你们知道的 -我们怎么会知道呢？ |
| [15:18.55] | - We've never slept with you. - And whose fault is that? -我们又没有跟你上过床 -那是谁的错呢？ |
| [15:23.12] | What's the big deal? You forgot, she forgot. 又没有什么大不了的 你忘了，她忘了 |
| [15:25.62] | - Maybe you were having an off night. - Hey! -或许那天晚上你没有达阵！ -嘿！ |
| [15:31.46] | I never have an off night. Okay? 我向来都有达阵的，好吗？ |
| [15:34.23] | Although, sometimes if I'm a little bloated, I don't feel that sexy. 虽然有时候如果我吃太胀 可能就不会觉得很性感 |
| [15:37.77] | But even then, I'm better than most! 但是即使是那样，我都比别人强！ |
| [15:41.37] | Honey, why don't you just let it go and ask her out again? 亲爱的，你何不就此释怀 再约她出去呢？ |
| [15:44.64] | You're both so slutty, you don't remember who you slept with. 你们都是骚货 你们根本都不记得跟谁上过床 |
| [15:47.78] | You're made for each other. 你们是天生的一对 |
| [15:51.21] | Interesting. 真有趣 |
| [15:54.45] | Well, I'll go out with her again and I'll try to get past it. 好吧，我会再跟她出去 然后忘了过去 |
| [15:57.99] | No salt! Bloaty! 不吃盐！会胀气！ |
| [16:00.85] | - Joey? - What? -乔伊？ -干嘛？ |
| [16:02.46] | You don't think sharks are sexy, do you? 你会觉得鲨鱼很性感吗？ |
| [16:04.69] | No. 不会 |
| [16:06.63] | Wait a minute. Wait, what was the Little Mermaid? 等一下，等等 小美人鱼是鲨鱼吗？ |
| [16:13.30] | It's open! 门没锁！ |
| [16:15.94] | - Hey. - Mike called! We're going out again! -嘿 -麦克打电话来了，我们要再约会了！ |
| [16:23.51] | Quick thing. I went to talk to Mike. 一件小事，我去找麦克谈过 |
| [16:26.08] | What? 什么？ |
| [16:27.65] | What did you..? What did you do, Ross? 你做…？ 你做了什么？罗斯 |
| [16:30.18] | Oh, boy. You got mad at that part. 喔，天啊，光这样你就生气了 |
| [16:33.92] | I went over there, you know, to tell him how.. 我过去找他，告诉他… |
| [16:36.99] | How great you are. But.. 你是个很棒的人，但是… |
| [16:40.76] | Well, you know me. Blah-blah-blah. 嗯，你知道我的，话太多了 |
| [16:45.80] | - And I ended up telling him that.. - What? -然后我最后竟然告诉他… -什么？ |
| [16:50.64] | You had a six-year-long relationship.. 你有过六年的恋情… |
| [16:53.94] | with a guy named Vikram. 跟一个叫做伟软的人 |
| [16:57.71] | What? Why? 什么？为什么？ |
| [16:59.88] | Well, he seemed.. 因为，他… |
| [17:02.72] | to bum hard when I told him you'd never been in a serious relationship. 在我说你从未谈过 认真的恋情之后，好像有点惊讶 |
| [17:11.99] | If you hadn't just had a baby with my best friend.. 如果你不是刚跟我 最要好的朋友生下小孩 |
| [17:15.00] | I swear to Lucifer.. 我跟撒旦发誓… |
| [17:18.53] | a rabid dog would be feasting on your danglers right now! 一只狂犬病疯狗正要吃掉 你裤档里的那根东西了！ |
| [17:24.20] | I think you'll feel differently when you know.. 我想如果你知道多一点关于伟软的事… |
| [17:27.31] | a little bit about Vikram. 你会感觉好多了 |
| [17:30.21] | Okay, he's a.. 好的，他是… |
| [17:32.38] | He's a kite designer. 他是风筝设计师 |
| [17:37.48] | And he used to date Oprah. 而且他曾经跟于美人约会过 |
| [17:42.39] | I'm not going along with some lie you made up, Ross. 我不会跟你唱双簧说谎的，罗斯 |
| [17:46.39] | - I'm just gonna be honest with him. - Good. -我会跟他老实说 -很好 |
| [17:48.96] | Just be honest with him. 跟他老实说 |
| [17:50.86] | - I have nothing to be ashamed of. - No. -我没有什么好隐瞒的 -没错 |
| [17:53.13] | So I haven't been in a relationship that lasted longer than a month. 就算我的每段感情 都没有超过一个月… |
| [17:57.77] | Okay? I haven't had a real boyfriend. 那又如何呢？是啊 我是没有过真正的男朋友 |
| [18:00.41] | If he can't handle it, then he can leave. Which he will. 如果他无法接受 那他可以离开，我想他会离开的 |
| [18:05.18] | And, you know, that's okay. So I'll just be alone forever. 而这一切都没有关系 我只不过会永远孤单而已 |
| [18:08.98] | You know, all right. It'll be fine. It'll be fine. 都没关系了，一切都会没事的 |
| [18:11.92] | I'll go on walking tours with widows and lesbians. 我就跟寡妇还有同性恋一起出去玩嘛 |
| [18:17.96] | - I'll get it. - Okay. -我去开门 -好的 |
| [18:22.76] | I'm trying to remember the last time I opened a door and you weren't there. 让我想想有哪一次，开门的人不是你 |
| [18:30.00] | Phoebe, are you okay? 菲比，你还好吗？ |
| [18:34.51] | Yeah. There's just.. 还好，只不过是… |
| [18:38.61] | There's something you should know. 有件事你必须要知道 |
| [18:43.28] | Vikram just called. 伟软刚打电话来 |
| [18:47.62] | So it was really a shock after 25 years of marriage.. 所以在经历二十五年的婚姻之后 这真是很让人惊讶 |
| [18:50.69] | my parents getting divorced. I took it the hardest.. 我的模范父母竟然要离婚 我真的很难接受 |
| [18:53.79] | - because I was the youngest. - Sure. Yeah. -因为我是老么 -当然啰 |
| [18:56.73] | How can you not remember me? 你怎么会忘了我是谁？ |
| [18:59.73] | What? 什么？ |
| [19:00.97] | How could you not remember that we slept together? 你怎么会忘了我们上过床？ |
| [19:03.07] | - What? When? - I don't know! -什么？何时？ -我不知道！ |
| [19:06.67] | I really, really think I would remember sleeping with you. 我真的、真的认为 如果有我会记得的 |
| [19:10.11] | Come on, come on. Search your brain, all right? It was.. 快点，快点 仔细回想，好吗？那就在… |
| [19:13.71] | a certain amount of time ago. I was here. You were here. 之前某个时候 我在这里，你在这里 |
| [19:17.52] | We had sex here, here, here.. 我们在这里，这里，这里… |
| [19:20.12] | Not there. 没有那里，嘿咻 |
| [19:22.22] | - Anything? - No, it's not ringing any bells. -想起来了吗？ -没，一点印象也没有 |
| [19:25.53] | My God, woman! 天啊，女人！ |
| [19:27.86] | How many people have you been with not to remember this? 你跟多少人上过床 让你根本不记得我？ |
| [19:30.90] | Hey, Hayley. We really gotta fix that doorknob. 嘿，海莉 我们真的要修理那个门把了 |
| [19:35.77] | Joey? 乔伊？ |
| [19:41.51] | I slept with you! 我跟你上过床！ |
| [19:45.28] | And you obviously remember me! Hey, I still got it! 而且很明显的你记得我！ 嘿，表示我还不赖！ |
| [19:49.28] | So we're good. 所以我们还好嘛 |
| [19:52.12] | I'll let myself out. 我自己出去 |
| [19:56.09] | And I said, "Okay, Vikram.. 然后我说，伟软… |
| [19:59.23] | you can't just call every time you get lonely. 你不能每次寂寞就打电话给我 |
| [20:02.83] | You gave up that right when you slept with Rachel." 在你跟瑞秋上床之后 你就没有那个权力了 |
| [20:07.47] | Rachel? I thought she just had a baby with Ross. 瑞秋？我以为她才刚生下罗斯的小孩 |
| [20:10.04] | Yeah, well.. 是啊，嗯… |
| [20:12.14] | Yeah. 是啊 |
| [20:14.31] | But Emma's birth certificate might say "Geller".. 艾犸的出生证明上或许生父是罗斯… |
| [20:17.58] | but her eyes say "Mukherjee." 但是她长得像伟软 |
| [20:21.78] | That is so wrong. And on top of that, he's a glue sniffer? 这实在太糟了 而且他还吸强力胶？ |
| [20:25.85] | I know. But he calls, and my heart goes to him. 我知道，但是他打来时 我的心就飞向他了 |
| [20:28.96] | You know, that bastard is one smooth-talking freelance kite designer. 你知道的，那个浑蛋是个很会 说话的风筝设计师 |
| [20:35.86] | If you want, I'll mess him up for you. 如果你要的话，我可以帮你修理他 |
| [20:41.13] | You would do that? 真的吗？ |
| [20:42.67] | Unless he's big. If he's really big, I'll send him.. 除非他很大只 如果他真的很大只，我会给他… |
| [20:46.41] | a rude letter. 一封信，骂死他 |
| [20:49.41] | I think there's somebody better out there for you. 我想有更好的人在等着你 |
| [20:53.21] | I mean, you know, I'm.. I'm not saying me, but.. 我是说，你知道的，我… 我不是指我，但是… |
| [20:57.92] | Maybe.. me. 或许…是我 |
| [21:02.92] | And you don't have to worry about glue-sniffing with me. 而且你不用担心我会吸强力胶 |
| [21:05.99] | Although, I do smell the occasional Magic Marker. 虽然有时候我会闻马克笔的味道 |
| [21:10.93] | Yeah. Anyway, I just.. 是啊，反正，我只是… |
| [21:14.27] | I think I can make you happy. 我想我可以让你快乐 |
| [21:20.24] | - Okay, I can't do this. - What's wrong? -好了，我办不到 -怎么了？ |
| [21:22.84] | Well, there is no Vikram. Ross made him up. 根本没有伟软这个人 罗斯乱扯的 |
| [21:27.05] | Because I.. 因为我… |
| [21:28.68] | I really never have been in a long-term relationship. 我从未有过爱情长跑 |
| [21:31.75] | I've never lived with a guy. I've never even celebrated an anniversary. 我从未跟男人同居过 从来没有庆祝交往一周年 |
| [21:36.46] | So.. 所以… |
| [21:39.56] | If that's too weird for you.. 如果这对你而言太奇怪… |
| [21:42.66] | and you want to leave, I understand. 所以你想现在就走人 我可以理解 |
| [21:44.97] | In fact, I'll close my eyes to make it less awkward. 事实上，我要闭上双眼 让这一切不至于太尴尬 |
| [21:55.81] | You kissed me. 你亲了我 |
| [22:00.61] | - You don't think I'm a total freak? - No. -你不认为我是怪人吗？ -不 |
| [22:04.02] | Well.. 那么… |
| [22:06.45] | Look, can I..? 那，我可不…？ |
| [22:08.09] | Can I think you're a little weird and also cool.. 我可不可以认为你有点怪 但又有点酷… |
| [22:11.36] | for telling me the truth and also want to kiss you? 因为你告诉我事情的真相 而且让我想亲你？ |
| [22:13.99] | I guess so. 我想应该可以 |
| [22:16.50] | Can I think it's cool that you kissed me.. 我可不可以认为，你亲我真是很酷… |
| [22:19.13] | and also want to kiss you again? 而且我想要亲回去？ |
| [22:23.27] | And be a little concerned about the Magic Markers? 有一点担心马克笔的事可以吗？ |
| [22:27.67] | Definitely. 当然可以 |
| [22:36.12] | This is Vikram. 我是伟软 |
| [22:41.86] | I need to talk to you about the long-term relationship we had. 我需要跟你谈我们之间 那段长期的恋情 |
| [22:46.56] | |
| [22:55.27] | Hi, honey, I'm home. 嗨，亲爱的，我回来了 |
| [22:58.44] | Hi. 嗨 |
| [22:59.87] | - How was your flight? - It was great. -旅途还好吗？ -不错 |
| [23:02.74] | I ordered a pool float from the Sky Mall. 我从飞机上的购物目录订了浮板 |
| [23:08.05] | Why'd I do that? 为什么我要订呢？ |
| [23:11.28] | Why don't you sit down. 过来坐下吧 |
| [23:13.32] | Get yourself comfortable. 放轻松、舒服点 |
| [23:14.96] | Because I have a little.. 因为我有个小… |
| [23:17.79] | surprise for you. 惊喜要给你 |
| [23:21.13] | Well, well, well. It must be 5:00 in Tulsa.. 喔，喔，喔 土尔沙现在一定是五点… |
| [23:23.93] | because it's "sex o'clock" in N.Y.C.! 因为纽约现在是“六”点（音近性）！ |
| [23:29.50] | Okay. This is how much I love you. 好了，这代表我有多爱你 |
| [23:34.88] | The great white.. 大白鲨… |
| [23:42.68] | Honey? 亲爱的？ |
| [23:44.48] | Why am I watching a bunch of sharks swimming around? 为什么要我看一群鲨鱼游来游去呢？ |
| [23:49.06] | Is this..? Is this not the good part? 这不是…？ 这不是你爱看的吗？ |
| [23:51.53] | Do you want me to fast-forward to something.. toothier? 要我快转吗？ 转到露齿…比较多的地方吗？ |
| [23:56.43] | No, I'm just not sure that you got the right movie, that's all. 不，我只是想确定 你是不是拿错了录影带 |
| [24:01.57] | This is the only one they had at our video store. 录影带店里只有这一卷 |
| [24:04.34] | Though they did have something called Crocodile Killers. 不过他们倒是有一部叫“鳄鱼杀手”的 |
| [24:07.61] | Or does it always have to be sharks? 还是说，你非要鲨鱼不可呢？ |
| [24:12.55] | Does what always have to be sharks? 为什么我非要鲨鱼不可？ |
| [24:14.75] | Look, we can do something else. 听着，我们可以来点别的 |
| [24:17.12] | Do you want me to get into the tub and.. thrash? 你要我到浴缸里…再用力扭吗？ |
| [24:23.06] | - What's going on? - It's okay. It's okay. -到底是怎么回事？ -没关系，没关系的 |
| [24:26.79] | I still love you. 我还是爱你的 |
| [24:28.60] | - Let me be a part of this. - Let me be a part of this! -让我了解这一切 -是你应该让我了解这一切！ |
| [24:33.97] | I saw what you were doing in Tulsa. 我看到你在土尔沙做的事 |
| [24:36.37] | Angry sharks turn you on! 愤怒的鲨鱼让你“性”奋！ |
| [24:40.47] | No, they don't. 不，并没有 |
| [24:42.64] | Then why were you watching them and giving yourself a treat? 那为什么你一边看着他们 一边自己玩呢？ |
| [24:47.45] | Oh, my God! When you came in, I switched the channel. 喔，天啊！当你一进来 我就转台了 |
| [24:50.92] | I was just watching regular porn. 我本来只是在看一般的色情片 |
| [24:54.69] | Really? 真的吗？ |
| [24:55.99] | Yes. Just some good, old-fashioned, American, girl-on-girl action. 是的，只不过是一些正常 老套、美式的女对女动作片 |
| [25:02.30] | Can I tell you how happy that makes me? 这件事真是让我太高兴了 |
| [25:07.00] | You are an amazing wife. 你是个不可思议的老婆 |
| [25:10.14] | Really, you are amazing. You were actually gonna do this for me? 真的，太不可思议了 你真的愿意为我这样做？ |
| [25:13.67] | Where do you find the strength and the understanding for that? 你是怎么会有这样的 意志跟谅解呢？ |
| [25:19.21] | I'm very, very drunk right now. 因为我现在非常、非常地醉 |
| [25:28.86] | Ordinarily, I would talk to her, but my confidence is shaken. 通常我会去跟她搭讪的 但是我的自信已经动摇了 |
| [25:32.33] | Did I sleep with her? Did I not sleep with her? 我有跟她上床吗？ 我没有跟她上床吗？ |
| [25:35.83] | Maybe this is a wake-up call. You know, about your whole dating attitude. 或许该是你反省的时候了 检讨你的整个约会态度 |
| [25:40.67] | You're in your 30s and you have never been in a long-term relationship. 你已经三十好几了 没有谈过一个长期的恋爱 |
| [25:46.04] | Here you go from woman to woman.. 女人从一个换到另一个… |
| [25:48.11] | meaningless experience to meaningless experience. 没有意义的关系 换到另一个没有意义的关系 |
| [25:50.68] | Never even worrying that it doesn't turn into something more serious. 从不担心这些恋情都没有任何的发展 |
| [25:54.48] | You're right. I love my life! 你说的没错，我爱死我的人生了！ |
| [26:01.69] | I actually did sleep with her. 事实上我跟她上过床了 |
| [00:01.56] | Hey, Ross. hei, luo si |
| [00:02.86] | I' m so glad someone' s here. Could you zip me up? zhen gao xing you ren zai zhe li ni ke yi bang wo ba la lian la qi lai ma? |
| [00:09.27] | Sure. Thank you. dang ran ke yi xie xie |
| [00:10.87] | Can you believe no one between my apartment and here.. ni xiang xin cong wo jia dao zhe li de lu shang |
| [00:13.68] | offered to do that for me? jing ran mei you ren yuan yi bang wo la la lian ma? |
| [00:16.01] | People. zhen shi de |
| [00:18.41] | So why are you so dressed up? ni chuan zhe me piao liang zuo shi mo ne? |
| [00:21.58] | Mike' s picking me up for a date. mai ke yao lai jie wo qu yue hui |
| [00:23.95] | How' s that going? Is it getting serious? jiao wang de ru he ne? shi bu shi yue lai yue ren zhen le? |
| [00:27.09] | I don' t know. I don' t know. I mean, I like him. wo bu zhi dao, wo bu zhi dao wo shi man xi huan ta de |
| [00:30.73] | But am I ready to take my Grade A loins off the meat market? dan shi wo hai mei you zhun bei hao yao tui chu jiang hu |
| [00:34.23] | I' m not quite sure. wo bu tai que ding |
| [00:37.90] | You know, I really admire your whole dating attitude. wo zhen de hen xin shang ni de yue hui tai du |
| [00:42.07] | It' s so healthy. I' m always like, " Is this moving too fast? zhen shi hen jian kang de tai du wo zong shi zai xiang hui bu hui jin zhan tai kuai le? |
| [00:45.37] | Is this moving too slow? Where' s this going?" hui bu hui jin zhan tai man le? zhe jiang zen me fa zhan ne? |
| [00:48.11] | I know. You are a bit of a drama queen. wo zhi dao ni jiu xiang shi ge xi ju nv wang |
| [00:51.88] | You' re so much better off. You just go from guy to guy having fun.. ni zhen shi tai li hai le nan peng you yi ge jie zhe yi ge xiang shou le qu... |
| [00:56.32] | and not worrying that it never turns into anything serious. wan quan bu dan xin mei you jie ju |
| [01:00.79] | I wouldn' t say " never." wo bu gan shuo" wan quan bu" |
| [01:03.19] | You know, there is that guy. you yi ci you ge nan de |
| [01:06.23] | Okay, well, what about..? hao de, nei ge? |
| [01:08.86] | Okay, there' s gotta be someone. zong gai you ge ren ba |
| [01:11.60] | There isn' t! That' s what I' m saying. Oh, my God, you' re right! gen ben jiu mei you! wo jiu shuo ba o, tian a, ni shuo de mei cuo! |
| [01:16.50] | I know. And yet, here you are, all ready for the next date. wo zhi dao, yi duan lian qing cai gang jie shu ma shang you ke yi gen qi ta ren yue hui |
| [01:21.48] | I can' t believe I never realized this before. zhen bu gan xiang xin wo zhi qian dou mei you zhu yi dao zhe dian |
| [01:24.55] | I' m in my 30s, and I' ve never been in a longterm relationship. wo yi jing san shi ji sui le cong lai mei you ai qing chang pao guo |
| [01:28.98] | Oh, my God, what' s wrong with me? o, tian a, wo shi you shen me mao bing? |
| [01:35.69] | There' s nothing wrong with you. ni mei you shen me mao bing |
| [01:37.63] | I mean, you don' t strike me as the type of person that wants to get married. wo shi shuo, ni bu xiang na zhong kan qi lai hui xiang jie hun de ren |
| [01:43.13] | I want to get married! wo xiang jie hun! |
| [01:45.67] | No, please.. Please don' t cry because of me. bie zhe yang, bai tuo bie yin wei wo er ku |
| [01:48.27] | I don' t know what I' m talking about, okay? I' ve been divorced three times. wo gen ben bu zhi dao wo zai shuo shi mo wo li hun san ci le |
| [01:53.31] | At least you' ve been married. zhi shao ni jie guo hun |
| [01:55.14] | Oh, my God! I want to trade lives with Ross?! o, wo de tian a! wo jing ran xian mu qi luo si le? |
| [02:01.55] | Phoebe. fei bi |
| [02:03.82] | What' s wrong? Nothing. I' m excited about our date. zen me le? mei shi, yao gen ni yue hui tai xing fen le |
| [02:08.22] | Mike, this is Ross Geller. Ross, this is Mike.. mai ke, zhe wei shi luo si gai lei luo si, zhe wei shi mai ke |
| [02:14.90] | Sorry, I didn' t catch that. Mike Hanigan. dui bu qi, wo mei you ting qing chu mai ke han ni gen |
| [02:17.23] | Ross Geller. Hey. luo si gai lei hei |
| [02:19.40] | So are you sure you' re ready to go? ni que ding zhun bei hao le ma? |
| [02:23.37] | How do I look? wo kan qi lai zen yang? |
| [02:26.81] | Do you have a compact in your purse? No. ni pi bao li you xiao jing zi ma? mei you |
| [02:30.41] | You look great. ni kan qi lai bang tou le |
| [02:34.15] | The One With The Sharks ben ji bo chu: sha yu |
| [03:23.26] | Hey, Joey. This girl won' t turn around. hei, qiao yi na ge nv de jiu shi bu zhuan guo lai |
| [03:26.27] | I can' t tell if she' s hot or not. What do you think? wo wu fa pan duan ta shi bu shi hen la ni jue de ne? |
| [03:29.97] | Joey, I am not going to objectify women with you. qiao yi, wo bu hui gen ni yi qi ba nv xing wu hua de |
| [03:34.34] | But if her face is as nice as her ass.. dan shi ru guo ta de lian gen ta de pi gu yi yang bang de hua |
| [03:36.78] | Mama! All right. Thanks. ma ma mi a! hao de, xie xie |
| [03:39.15] | Have you talked to Chandler? He has to stay in Tulsa this weekend. ni you gen qian de jiang dian hua le ma? ta zhe zhou mo yao liu zai tu er sha |
| [03:42.95] | How come? I don' t know. He has to work. wei shi me? wo bu zhi dao, you gong zuo yao zuo |
| [03:45.52] | There' s some big rush on the.. yao gan na ge |
| [03:51.49] | Damn it. I' m gonna have to start listening when he talks about his job. tao yan! wo ying gai yao kai shi ren zhen ting ta jiang gong zuo de shi le |
| [03:56.86] | Why don' t you fly out there and surprise him? ni he bu fei guo qu gei ta ge jing xi ne? |
| [03:59.07] | I' d love to. I really miss him. wo hen xiang a, wo zhen de hen xiang nian ta |
| [04:01.27] | But I can' t. I have one day off and it' s just too expensive. dan shi bu xing, wo zhi you fang yi tian jia er qie ji piao tai gui le |
| [04:04.51] | Interesting. So Chandler' s not worth the price of a plane ticket to you. zhen hao wan, suo yi ji piao qian bi qian de hai zhong yao |
| [04:10.11] | Of course he is. dang ran shi qian de jiao zhong yao |
| [04:13.01] | Maybe I will go. huo xu wo ying gai fei guo qu |
| [04:16.82] | We' ll have a little second honeymoon at the Tulsa Ramada. wo men ke yi zai tu er sha de fan dian lai ge er du xiao mi yue |
| [04:20.99] | You should bring your black seethrough teddy with the attached garters. ni ying gai dai ni na jian hei se tou ming xing gan nei yi jia shang diao dai ku wa |
| [04:29.53] | How do you know I have one of those? Didn' t until just now. ni zen me zhi dao wo you na jian ne? ben lai bu zhi dao, xian zai zhi dao le |
| [04:36.00] | Hot. Not hot. la, bu la |
| [04:39.41] | Hot! la! |
| [04:41.71] | Excuse me? shen me? |
| [04:46.18] | I said that I think you' re hot. wo shuo wo jue de ni hen la |
| [04:48.98] | And.. now I' m embarrassed. er xian zai wo qiu si le |
| [04:52.49] | I thought you said " hi." wo yi wei ni shi shuo" hai" |
| [04:55.29] | That would' ve been better. ru guo shi na yang jiu hao le |
| [04:57.53] | I' ll try that. Hi, I' m Joey. wo lai shi shi kan, hai, wo shi qiao yi |
| [05:00.90] | I' m Hayley. wo shi hai li |
| [05:03.13] | Look, I don' t normally ask out women that I meet in coffeehouses. tong chang wo bu yue zai ka fei dian yu dao de nv sheng chu qu |
| [05:12.01] | Gesundheit. bao zhong |
| [05:18.78] | But.. dan shi |
| [05:21.35] | This is hard. I' m kind of shy. zhen shi hen nan kai kou, wo you dian hai xiu |
| [05:27.79] | Seriously, you should see someone about that cold. zhen de, ni ying gai qu kan yi sheng de |
| [05:30.29] | If it gets much worse, you could die. ru guo gan mao yue lai yue yan zhong, ni ke shi hui si de |
| [05:35.80] | Anyway.. I would love to go out with you. fan zheng wo hen le yi gen ni chu qu |
| [05:39.57] | Really? Great. zhen de ma? tai bang le |
| [05:42.67] | Did I..? Did I actually ask you? wo you wo you kai kou yue ni ma? |
| [05:45.54] | That' s just where you were going. I figured I' d help you out. you ni shuo hua de fang shi wo jiu cai de dao ni yao zuo shi mo |
| [05:48.98] | You don' t seem like the kind of guy who does this a lot? ni bu xiang shi na zhong jing chang zhe yang de nan sheng ba? |
| [05:57.45] | Damn it, Gunther, you gave it to me. zhen shi de, a gan, ni chuan ran gei wo le |
| [06:05.39] | Oh, it' s you. o, shi ni |
| [06:07.43] | With vegetarian corndogs. wo dai le su shi re gou |
| [06:12.37] | Come on, I just want to talk to you. bie zhe yang, wo zhi xiang gen ni shuo shuo hua |
| [06:14.24] | About what? How few ova I have left? shuo shi mo? shuo wo hai sheng xia ji ge luan zi ma? |
| [06:17.81] | Come on, I just wanna apologize for what happened yesterday. bie zhe yang, wo zhi xiang wei zuo tian fa sheng de shi dao qian |
| [06:22.08] | I' m sorry, Phoebe. wo hen bao qian, fei bi |
| [06:25.38] | That' s okay, Ross. mei guan xi, luo si |
| [06:32.09] | So how' d the date go? Well, it was awful. yue hui hai hao ma? zao tou le |
| [06:34.99] | I barely got through dinner. wo ji hu cheng bu guo wan can |
| [06:36.76] | Every time I thought about what you said, I cried. mei ci wo xiang dao ni shuo de hua, wo jiu ku le |
| [06:39.86] | I' m pretty sure he spent most of the night just staring at me in horror. wo fei chang ken ding ta zheng wan dou jing kong de ding zhe wo kan |
| [06:45.07] | But I couldn' t know for sure because my eyes were swollen shut. dan shi wo wu fa zhen di que ding yin wei wo de yan jing yi jing zhong dao zhang bu kai le |
| [06:50.37] | You know I wasn' t trying to make you cry. ni zhi dao wo bu shi gu yi yao re ni ku de |
| [06:52.94] | I was really trying to say something nice. wo ben lai shi xiang yao shuo yi xie hen hao ting de hua de |
| [06:55.74] | I was basically saying even though you' ve never been in a serious relationship.. wo zhi shi yao shuo, ji shi ni cong wei you guo ren zhen de gan qing |
| [06:59.91] | Are we gonna do this again? Sorry. wo men hai yao zai tao lun zhe ge ma? dui bu qi |
| [07:03.05] | So he hasn' t called? Would you call this girl: ta hai mei da lai ma? ni hui da gei zhe zhong nv de ma? |
| [07:06.09] | " Thanks for.. a lovely.. evening"? " xie xie mei hao yi wan" |
| [07:10.36] | Now I feel terrible. This is all my fault. wo jue de zao tou le zhe quan dou shi wo de cuo |
| [07:12.99] | You know what you should feel terrible about? ni zhi dao geng zao de shi shen me ma? |
| [07:15.70] | This could have been my serious guy. zhe nan de you ke neng shi ke yi ren zhen de dui xiang |
| [07:18.03] | He was sweet and smart and funny. ta hen ti tie cong ming you feng qu |
| [07:20.70] | You know how hard it is to meet a guy like that? ni zhi dao yao yu dao zhe yang de nan sheng you duo nan ma? |
| [07:23.54] | We are a rare breed. wo men di que shi xi you dong wu |
| [07:29.84] | Hey, maybe that' s him. hei, ke neng jiu shi ta o |
| [07:33.92] | Hello? wei? |
| [07:35.35] | Could you hold on one sec? ni ke yi deng yi xia ma? |
| [07:37.08] | I need some privacy. Is it Mike? wo xu yao yi dian yin si shi bu shi mai ke ne? |
| [07:39.92] | No, it' s a heavy breather. I' ll take what I can get. bu, shi sao rao dian hua wo xian zai shen me dou jie le |
| [07:44.63] | I' m listening. wo zai xian shang |
| [07:51.47] | What a great dinner. wan can shi zai tai bang le |
| [07:53.33] | Thanks again for letting me have that last piece of cake at the restaurant. zai ci xie xie ni rang wo chi zui hou yi kuai dan gao |
| [07:58.51] | You' re welcome again. I' m gonna go make some coffee. bu yong ke qi, wo yao qu zhu ka fei |
| [08:02.04] | Can I get you anything? Do you have any cake? ni yao shen me ne? ni you dan gao ma? |
| [08:10.82] | So this is going pretty good. zhen shi jin xing de tai shun li le |
| [08:13.15] | Dinner was nice. We' ve got a lot in common. wan can hen bang, wo men you xu duo gong tong dian |
| [08:16.56] | Victoria ' s Secret. " wei duo li ya de mi mi" xing gan nei yi mu lu |
| [08:18.79] | We even like the same books. wo men shen zhi xi huan xiang tong de shu |
| [08:24.03] | There' s a scary painting. zhe fu hua zhen ke pa |
| [08:26.50] | Wait a minute. deng deng |
| [08:28.04] | I think I' ve been scared by that painting before. wo ji de hao xiang bei zhe fu hua gei xia guo |
| [08:33.04] | You know what? This whole place looks familiar. ni zhi dao ma? zhe di fang kan qi lai zhen yan shu |
| [08:35.81] | I have definitely been in this apartment. wo yi ding ceng jing lai guo zhe li |
| [08:38.08] | I know I' ve seen this weird plant before. wo kan guo zhe ke ke pa de zhi wu |
| [08:41.78] | It did that the last time! ta shang ci ye shi zhe yang ci wo! |
| [08:44.55] | Oh, my God. I' ve gone out with this girl before. o, tian a wo gen zhe ge nv de yue hui guo |
| [08:47.69] | Yeah! We had sex on this couch! mei cuo! wo men zai zhe sha fa shang zuo guo ai! |
| [08:50.26] | And then on that chair, and.. No. ran hou zai na zhang yi zi shang hai you, bu dui |
| [08:53.13] | No, we didn' t do it here.. bu dui, mei you zai zhe li |
| [08:55.16] | which is weird, because it seems like a perfectly good place. zhe dao shi hen qi guai, kan qi lai chao shi he de |
| [08:59.20] | That' s why. zhe jiu shi wei shi me |
| [09:08.84] | Hey, Mike. Sorry to just drop by like this. Can I come in? hei, mai ke, hen bao qian zhe yang pao guo lai wo ke yi jin lai ma? |
| [09:13.38] | Sure. dang ran |
| [09:15.42] | Who are you? ni shi shui ne? |
| [09:17.65] | I' m Ross. Phoebe' s friend from the coffeehouse? wo shi luo si, fei bi zai ka fei wu de peng you |
| [09:20.82] | I really, really need to talk to you about something. wo zhen de fei chang xu yao gen ni tan yi jian shi |
| [09:24.79] | Unless.. chu fei |
| [09:26.16] | You' re not gonna try and get me to join a cult, are you? ni bu shi yao la wo xin shen me jiao ba? |
| [09:31.87] | No, it' s just, you know, you have that look. mei la, yin wei, ni zhi dao de ni zhang de hen xiang na zhong ren |
| [09:35.87] | Damn Supercuts! gai si de 199 jian fa! |
| [09:40.61] | Well, what' s up? Is Phoebe okay? Oh, yeah, yeah. zen me hui shi ne? fei bi hai hao ma? o, hai hao, hai hao |
| [09:44.21] | Phoebe is great. But.. fei bi hen hao, dan shi |
| [09:47.62] | I' m an idiot, okay? wo shi ge chun dan |
| [09:49.82] | Right before you guys went out.. jiu zai ni men chu qu yue hui qian |
| [09:54.76] | I accidentally got her all upset. wo bu xiao xin re de ta hen nan guo |
| [09:59.49] | That' s why she was weird. nan guai ta bu dui jin |
| [10:01.06] | Yes. Yeah, I.. shi de, shi a, wo |
| [10:05.70] | Yeah, I said something stupid about her never having had a serious relationship. wo shuo le xie chun hua, guan yu ta cong mei you guo ren zhen de lian ai guan xi deng deng |
| [10:10.91] | But you should know, she is so much fun. A wonderful person. dan shi ni ying gai zhi dao, ta shi hen feng qu de hen bang de yi ge ren |
| [10:15.14] | Please, don' t blow her off. I' m not gonna blow her off. bai tuo, bie jiang ta pan chu ju wo bu hui pan ta chu ju de |
| [10:19.48] | I just spoke to her. We' re going out tomorrow night. wo cai gang gen ta shuo wan dian hua wo men ming wan yao chu qu |
| [10:22.58] | I mean, I hope that' s okay with you, stranger from the coffeehouse. wo shi shuo, ru guo ni mei you yi jian de hua ka fei wu de mo sheng ren |
| [10:30.49] | That' s great. So the crying didn' t turn you off? tai bang le, suo yi ta kuang ku bing mei you xia pao ni? |
| [10:35.30] | I just got out of a nineyear relationship with a manicdepressive. wo gang gang gen yi ge zao yu zheng huan zhe jie shu jiu nian de lian qing |
| [10:38.70] | Compared to that, Phoebe' s a Mousketeer. gen ta xiang bi, fei bi gen ben shi zhi xiao mao |
| [10:41.74] | Well, then, I didn' t need to bother you. hao ba, na wo jiu bu xu yao zai da rao ni le |
| [10:44.74] | You or the four other Mike Hanigans I bothered. ni, wai jia si ge mai ke han ni gen dou bei wo da rao le |
| [10:49.91] | One of whom was quite large and a little flirty. qi zhong yi ge hai hen gao zhuang you dian ai da qing ma qiao |
| [10:59.72] | Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Is that true what you said? deng deng, deng deng ni gang gang shuo de shi zhen de ma? |
| [11:03.62] | Phoebe' s never had a serious relationship? fei bi cong wei tan guo ren zhen de lian ai? |
| [11:07.66] | Of course she has. ta dang ran you guo |
| [11:09.66] | If she' s never had a serious relationship.. ru guo ta mei you tan guo ren zhen de lian ai |
| [11:12.33] | do you think I' d go around broadcasting it.. ni ren wei wo hui dao chu qu guang bo |
| [11:14.77] | like some kind of unstoppable moron? xiang shi wu fa ke zhi de bai chi yi yang jian ren jiu shuo ma? |
| [11:20.37] | But you did say it. Yes. Yes, I did. dan shi ni di que shi na yang shuo le shi de, shi de, wo shi shuo le |
| [11:25.88] | And I will also say.. er qie wo hai hui shuo |
| [11:28.52] | what I' m about to say.. wo jie xia lai yao shuo de |
| [11:31.75] | visavis.. xiang dui yu |
| [11:34.02] | the following. yi xia de shuo fa |
| [11:37.73] | Phoebe has never had a serious relationship.. fei bi cong wei tan guo ren zhen de lian ai |
| [11:43.60] | since.. shi cong |
| [11:45.27] | her superserious relationship.. ta chao ji ren zhen di |
| [11:50.17] | with.. gen |
| [11:51.57] | Vikram. wei ruan fen shou zhi hou |
| [11:54.58] | Vikram? What? That' s a real name. wei ruan? zen yang? na shi zhen de ming zi |
| [12:06.59] | Stop it! ting ting ba! |
| [12:08.46] | Why couldn' t they have sent me to Texas? wei shi me bu shi pai wo qu de zhou ne? |
| [12:12.29] | Seven o' clock. qi dian zhong |
| [12:14.60] | Maybe I' ll hit the gym. huo xu wo gai qu jian shen fang |
| [12:22.47] | Who am I kidding? Payperview porn. shao lai le, hai shi kan qing se pin dao hao le |
| [12:39.72] | Do not disturb! Do not disturb! Surprise! bu yao da rao! bu yao da rao! jing xi ba! |
| [12:44.79] | Monica? Is everything all right? mo ni ka? yi qie dou hai hao ba? |
| [12:47.63] | Yeah, everything' s great. I was just.. shi a, yi qie dou hen hao wo gang gang |
| [12:49.73] | watching some regular television there. zai kan yi xie zheng chang de dian shi jie mu |
| [12:53.23] | What a pleasant surprise. zhe ge jing xi zhen shi tai ling ren xing fen le |
| [13:03.51] | I' m gonna go freshen up, okay? Okay, honey. wo qu shu xi yi xia, hao ma? hao de, qin ai de |
| [13:12.12] | That was close. cha yi dian dian |
| [13:25.23] | Hello. Hey, Rach, it' s me. wei hei, rui qiu, shi wo |
| [13:27.74] | Okay, I just got to Chandler' s room, and I caught him.. wo gang dao qian de de fang jian ran hou kan dao ta |
| [13:32.21] | molesting himself. zheng zai zi mo |
| [13:35.94] | That couldn' t have been pretty. na hua mian ke neng bu shi hen hao kan |
| [13:38.21] | But you know, guys do that. dan shi ni zhi dao de, nan sheng chang na yang zuo de |
| [13:40.48] | Well, the weird part is.. dan shi, hen qi guai de shi |
| [13:42.15] | he was getting off.. to a sharkattack show! ta zai kan de shi sha yu gong ji ying pian ye! |
| [13:46.09] | No! Yes! Chandler watches shark porn! hao wu! shi de! qian de jing ran zai kan sha yu se qing pian! |
| [13:58.17] | While watching sharks? Yeah. zai kan sha yu de shi hou? shi a |
| [14:00.40] | Are you sure that' s what he was doing? ni que ding ta shi zai zuo na dang shi ma? |
| [14:02.90] | You know how many times I' ve seen him jump up like that? ni zhi dao wo kan ta na yang tiao qi lai guo duo shao ci le ma? |
| [14:05.97] | Believe me, I know what he was doing. xiang xin wo, wo zhi dao ta zai zuo shi mo |
| [14:09.08] | Man! Sharks! tian a! sha yu! |
| [14:11.71] | I always knew there was something weird about that dude. wo jiu zhi dao na ge ren you di fang bu dui jin |
| [14:15.78] | You promised to love him no matter what. ni fa shi guo wu lun ru he dou yao ai ta de |
| [14:17.75] | " What" means, like, if he gets a disease or kills someone. " wu lun ru he" jiang de shi xiang ru guo ta de bing hai shi sha le ren shen me de |
| [14:22.42] | Not if he gets his jollies to Jaws. er bu shi ru guo ta ba xiao di di fang dao sha yu zui li |
| [14:27.16] | You know what, honey? Guys are just different. ni zhi dao ma? qin ai de nan sheng shi hen bu yi yang de |
| [14:29.53] | They like things that we can' t understand. ta men xi huan yi xie wo men wu fa li jie de dong xi |
| [14:32.30] | I once dated this guy who wanted to pretend.. wo ceng jing yue hui guo yi ge nan de zong shi xiang yao jia zhuang |
| [14:34.80] | that he was an archeologist, and I was this.. ta shi kao gu xue jia er wo shi |
| [14:38.14] | naughty cavewoman who he unfroze from a block of ice. ta cong bing kuai zhong jie jiu chu lai tiao pi de shan ding dong nv ren |
| [14:44.65] | Are you talking about my brother? ni shi zai shuo wo ge ma? |
| [14:46.78] | I didn' t disguise that very well, did I? wo zhuang de bu xiang, dui bu dui? |
| [14:51.85] | Hey. Hi. hei hai |
| [14:53.09] | I went out with this girl last night. Halfway through our date I realized.. wo zuo wan gen yi ge nv hai zi chu qu wo dao yi ban de shi hou cai fa xian |
| [14:57.36] | I already slept with her. wo yi jing gen ta shang guo chuang le |
| [15:00.96] | You' ve slept with all the women in N. Y., and now you' re going around again? suo yi ni yi jing gen quan niu yue de nv ren shang guo chuang le xian zai zhi shi cong tou kai shi zai lai yi ci? |
| [15:05.60] | That' s not even the weird part. zhe hai bu shi zui qi guai de di fang |
| [15:07.27] | She didn' t remember sleeping with me! You don' t remember sleeping with her. ta jing ran bu ji de gen wo shang guo chuang le! ni ye bu ji de gen ta shang guo chuang a |
| [15:11.61] | But she should remember sleeping with me. I am very memorable! dan shi ta ying gai yao ji de de wo ke shi hen ling ren nan wang de! |
| [15:16.48] | You guys know. How do we know? ni men zhi dao de wo men zen me hui zhi dao ne? |
| [15:18.55] | We' ve never slept with you. And whose fault is that? wo men you mei you gen ni shang guo chuang na shi shui de cuo ne? |
| [15:23.12] | What' s the big deal? You forgot, she forgot. you mei you shen me da bu liao de ni wang le, ta wang le |
| [15:25.62] | Maybe you were having an off night. Hey! huo xu na tian wan shang ni mei you da zhen! hei! |
| [15:31.46] | I never have an off night. Okay? wo xiang lai dou you da zhen de, hao ma? |
| [15:34.23] | Although, sometimes if I' m a little bloated, I don' t feel that sexy. sui ran you shi hou ru guo wo chi tai zhang ke neng jiu bu hui jue de hen xing gan |
| [15:37.77] | But even then, I' m better than most! dan shi ji shi shi na yang, wo dou bi bie ren qiang! |
| [15:41.37] | Honey, why don' t you just let it go and ask her out again? qin ai de, ni he bu jiu ci shi huai zai yue ta chu qu ne? |
| [15:44.64] | You' re both so slutty, you don' t remember who you slept with. ni men dou shi sao huo ni men gen ben dou bu ji de gen shui shang guo chuang |
| [15:47.78] | You' re made for each other. ni men shi tian sheng de yi dui |
| [15:51.21] | Interesting. zhen you qu |
| [15:54.45] | Well, I' ll go out with her again and I' ll try to get past it. hao ba, wo hui zai gen ta chu qu ran hou wang le guo qu |
| [15:57.99] | No salt! Bloaty! bu chi yan! hui zhang qi! |
| [16:00.85] | Joey? What? qiao yi? gan ma? |
| [16:02.46] | You don' t think sharks are sexy, do you? ni hui jue de sha yu hen xing gan ma? |
| [16:04.69] | No. bu hui |
| [16:06.63] | Wait a minute. Wait, what was the Little Mermaid? deng yi xia, deng deng xiao mei ren yu shi sha yu ma? |
| [16:13.30] | It' s open! men mei suo! |
| [16:15.94] | Hey. Mike called! We' re going out again! hei mai ke da dian hua lai le, wo men yao zai yue hui le! |
| [16:23.51] | Quick thing. I went to talk to Mike. yi jian xiao shi, wo qu zhao mai ke tan guo |
| [16:26.08] | What? shen me? |
| [16:27.65] | What did you..? What did you do, Ross? ni zuo? ni zuo le shen me? luo si |
| [16:30.18] | Oh, boy. You got mad at that part. o, tian a, guang zhe yang ni jiu sheng qi le |
| [16:33.92] | I went over there, you know, to tell him how.. wo guo qu zhao ta, gao su ta |
| [16:36.99] | How great you are. But.. ni shi ge hen bang de ren, dan shi |
| [16:40.76] | Well, you know me. Blahblahblah. , ni zhi dao wo de, hua tai duo le |
| [16:45.80] | And I ended up telling him that.. What? ran hou wo zui hou jing ran gao su ta shen me? |
| [16:50.64] | You had a sixyearlong relationship.. ni you guo liu nian de lian qing |
| [16:53.94] | with a guy named Vikram. gen yi ge jiao zuo wei ruan de ren |
| [16:57.71] | What? Why? shen me? wei shi me? |
| [16:59.88] | Well, he seemed.. yin wei, ta |
| [17:02.72] | to bum hard when I told him you' d never been in a serious relationship. zai wo shuo ni cong wei tan guo ren zhen de lian qing zhi hou, hao xiang you dian jing ya |
| [17:11.99] | If you hadn' t just had a baby with my best friend.. ru guo ni bu shi gang gen wo zui yao hao de peng you sheng xia xiao hai |
| [17:15.00] | I swear to Lucifer.. wo gen sa dan fa shi |
| [17:18.53] | a rabid dog would be feasting on your danglers right now! yi zhi kuang quan bing feng gou zheng yao chi diao ni ku dang li de na gen dong xi le! |
| [17:24.20] | I think you' ll feel differently when you know.. wo xiang ru guo ni zhi dao duo yi dian guan yu wei ruan de shi |
| [17:27.31] | a little bit about Vikram. ni hui gan jue hao duo le |
| [17:30.21] | Okay, he' s a.. hao de, ta shi |
| [17:32.38] | He' s a kite designer. ta shi feng zheng she ji shi |
| [17:37.48] | And he used to date Oprah. er qie ta ceng jing gen yu mei ren yue hui guo |
| [17:42.39] | I' m not going along with some lie you made up, Ross. wo bu hui gen ni chang shuang huang shuo huang de, luo si |
| [17:46.39] | I' m just gonna be honest with him. Good. wo hui gen ta lao shi shuo hen hao |
| [17:48.96] | Just be honest with him. gen ta lao shi shuo |
| [17:50.86] | I have nothing to be ashamed of. No. wo mei you shen me hao yin man de mei cuo |
| [17:53.13] | So I haven' t been in a relationship that lasted longer than a month. jiu suan wo de mei duan gan qing dou mei you chao guo yi ge yue |
| [17:57.77] | Okay? I haven' t had a real boyfriend. na you ru he ne? shi a wo shi mei you guo zhen zheng de nan peng you |
| [18:00.41] | If he can' t handle it, then he can leave. Which he will. ru guo ta wu fa jie shou na ta ke yi li kai, wo xiang ta hui li kai de |
| [18:05.18] | And, you know, that' s okay. So I' ll just be alone forever. er zhe yi qie dou mei you guan xi wo zhi bu guo hui yong yuan gu dan er yi |
| [18:08.98] | You know, all right. It' ll be fine. It' ll be fine. dou mei guan xi le, yi qie dou hui mei shi de |
| [18:11.92] | I' ll go on walking tours with widows and lesbians. wo jiu gen gua fu hai you tong xing lian yi qi chu qu wan ma |
| [18:17.96] | I' ll get it. Okay. wo qu kai men hao de |
| [18:22.76] | I' m trying to remember the last time I opened a door and you weren' t there. rang wo xiang xiang you na yi ci, kai men de ren bu shi ni |
| [18:30.00] | Phoebe, are you okay? fei bi, ni hai hao ma? |
| [18:34.51] | Yeah. There' s just.. hai hao, zhi bu guo shi |
| [18:38.61] | There' s something you should know. you jian shi ni bi xu yao zhi dao |
| [18:43.28] | Vikram just called. wei ruan gang da dian hua lai |
| [18:47.62] | So it was really a shock after 25 years of marriage.. suo yi zai jing li er shi wu nian de hun yin zhi hou zhe zhen shi hen rang ren jing ya |
| [18:50.69] | my parents getting divorced. I took it the hardest.. wo de mo fan fu mu jing ran yao li hun wo zhen de hen nan jie shou |
| [18:53.79] | because I was the youngest. Sure. Yeah. yin wei wo shi lao me dang ran luo |
| [18:56.73] | How can you not remember me? ni zen me hui wang le wo shi shui? |
| [18:59.73] | What? shen me? |
| [19:00.97] | How could you not remember that we slept together? ni zen me hui wang le wo men shang guo chuang? |
| [19:03.07] | What? When? I don' t know! shen me? he shi? wo bu zhi dao! |
| [19:06.67] | I really, really think I would remember sleeping with you. wo zhen de zhen de ren wei ru guo you wo hui ji de de |
| [19:10.11] | Come on, come on. Search your brain, all right? It was.. kuai dian, kuai dian zi xi hui xiang, hao ma? na jiu zai |
| [19:13.71] | a certain amount of time ago. I was here. You were here. zhi qian mou ge shi hou wo zai zhe li, ni zai zhe li |
| [19:17.52] | We had sex here, here, here.. wo men zai zhe li, zhe li, zhe li |
| [19:20.12] | Not there. mei you na li, hei xiu |
| [19:22.22] | Anything? No, it' s not ringing any bells. xiang qi lai le ma? mei, yi dian yin xiang ye mei you |
| [19:25.53] | My God, woman! tian a, nv ren! |
| [19:27.86] | How many people have you been with not to remember this? ni gen duo shao ren shang guo chuang rang ni gen ben bu ji de wo? |
| [19:30.90] | Hey, Hayley. We really gotta fix that doorknob. hei, hai li wo men zhen de yao xiu li na ge men ba le |
| [19:35.77] | Joey? qiao yi? |
| [19:41.51] | I slept with you! wo gen ni shang guo chuang! |
| [19:45.28] | And you obviously remember me! Hey, I still got it! er qie hen ming xian de ni ji de wo! hei, biao shi wo hai bu lai! |
| [19:49.28] | So we' re good. suo yi wo men hai hao ma |
| [19:52.12] | I' ll let myself out. wo zi ji chu qu |
| [19:56.09] | And I said, " Okay, Vikram.. ran hou wo shuo, wei ruan |
| [19:59.23] | you can' t just call every time you get lonely. ni bu neng mei ci ji mo jiu da dian hua gei wo |
| [20:02.83] | You gave up that right when you slept with Rachel." zai ni gen rui qiu shang chuang zhi hou ni jiu mei you na ge quan li le |
| [20:07.47] | Rachel? I thought she just had a baby with Ross. rui qiu? wo yi wei ta cai gang sheng xia luo si de xiao hai |
| [20:10.04] | Yeah, well.. shi a, |
| [20:12.14] | Yeah. shi a |
| [20:14.31] | But Emma' s birth certificate might say " Geller".. ai ma de chu sheng zheng ming shang huo xu sheng fu shi luo si |
| [20:17.58] | but her eyes say " Mukherjee." dan shi ta zhang de xiang wei ruan |
| [20:21.78] | That is so wrong. And on top of that, he' s a glue sniffer? zhe shi zai tai zao le er qie ta hai xi qiang li jiao? |
| [20:25.85] | I know. But he calls, and my heart goes to him. wo zhi dao, dan shi ta da lai shi wo de xin jiu fei xiang ta le |
| [20:28.96] | You know, that bastard is one smoothtalking freelance kite designer. ni zhi dao de, na ge hun dan shi ge hen hui shuo hua de feng zheng she ji shi |
| [20:35.86] | If you want, I' ll mess him up for you. ru guo ni yao de hua, wo ke yi bang ni xiu li ta |
| [20:41.13] | You would do that? zhen de ma? |
| [20:42.67] | Unless he' s big. If he' s really big, I' ll send him.. chu fei ta hen da zhi ru guo ta zhen de hen da zhi, wo hui gei ta |
| [20:46.41] | a rude letter. yi feng xin, ma si ta |
| [20:49.41] | I think there' s somebody better out there for you. wo xiang you geng hao de ren zai deng zhe ni |
| [20:53.21] | I mean, you know, I' m.. I' m not saying me, but.. wo shi shuo, ni zhi dao de, wo wo bu shi zhi wo, dan shi |
| [20:57.92] | Maybe.. me. huo xu shi wo |
| [21:02.92] | And you don' t have to worry about gluesniffing with me. er qie ni bu yong dan xin wo hui xi qiang li jiao |
| [21:05.99] | Although, I do smell the occasional Magic Marker. sui ran you shi hou wo hui wen ma ke bi de wei dao |
| [21:10.93] | Yeah. Anyway, I just.. shi a, fan zheng, wo zhi shi |
| [21:14.27] | I think I can make you happy. wo xiang wo ke yi rang ni kuai le |
| [21:20.24] | Okay, I can' t do this. What' s wrong? hao le, wo ban bu dao zen me le? |
| [21:22.84] | Well, there is no Vikram. Ross made him up. gen ben mei you wei ruan zhe ge ren luo si luan che de |
| [21:27.05] | Because I.. yin wei wo |
| [21:28.68] | I really never have been in a longterm relationship. wo cong wei you guo ai qing chang pao |
| [21:31.75] | I' ve never lived with a guy. I' ve never even celebrated an anniversary. wo cong wei gen nan ren tong ju guo cong lai mei you qing zhu jiao wang yi zhou nian |
| [21:36.46] | So.. suo yi |
| [21:39.56] | If that' s too weird for you.. ru guo zhe dui ni er yan tai qi guai |
| [21:42.66] | and you want to leave, I understand. suo yi ni xiang xian zai jiu zou ren wo ke yi li jie |
| [21:44.97] | In fact, I' ll close my eyes to make it less awkward. shi shi shang, wo yao bi shang shuang yan rang zhe yi qie bu zhi yu tai gan ga |
| [21:55.81] | You kissed me. ni qin le wo |
| [22:00.61] | You don' t think I' m a total freak? No. ni bu ren wei wo shi guai ren ma? bu |
| [22:04.02] | Well.. na me |
| [22:06.45] | Look, can I..? na, wo ke bu? |
| [22:08.09] | Can I think you' re a little weird and also cool.. wo ke bu ke yi ren wei ni you dian guai dan you you dian ku |
| [22:11.36] | for telling me the truth and also want to kiss you? yin wei ni gao su wo shi qing di zhen xiang er qie rang wo xiang qin ni? |
| [22:13.99] | I guess so. wo xiang ying gai ke yi |
| [22:16.50] | Can I think it' s cool that you kissed me.. wo ke bu ke yi ren wei, ni qin wo zhen shi hen ku |
| [22:19.13] | and also want to kiss you again? er qie wo xiang yao qin hui qu? |
| [22:23.27] | And be a little concerned about the Magic Markers? you yi dian dan xin ma ke bi de shi ke yi ma? |
| [22:27.67] | Definitely. dang ran ke yi |
| [22:36.12] | This is Vikram. wo shi wei ruan |
| [22:41.86] | I need to talk to you about the longterm relationship we had. wo xu yao gen ni tan wo men zhi jian na duan chang qi de lian qing |
| [22:46.56] | |
| [22:55.27] | Hi, honey, I' m home. hai, qin ai de, wo hui lai le |
| [22:58.44] | Hi. hai |
| [22:59.87] | How was your flight? It was great. lv tu hai hao ma? bu cuo |
| [23:02.74] | I ordered a pool float from the Sky Mall. wo cong fei ji shang de gou wu mu lu ding le fu ban |
| [23:08.05] | Why' d I do that? wei shi me wo yao ding ne? |
| [23:11.28] | Why don' t you sit down. guo lai zuo xia ba |
| [23:13.32] | Get yourself comfortable. fang qing song shu fu dian |
| [23:14.96] | Because I have a little.. yin wei wo you ge xiao |
| [23:17.79] | surprise for you. jing xi yao gei ni |
| [23:21.13] | Well, well, well. It must be 5: 00 in Tulsa.. o, o, o tu er sha xian zai yi ding shi wu dian |
| [23:23.93] | because it' s " sex o' clock" in N. Y. C.! yin wei niu yue xian zai shi" liu" dian yin jin xing! |
| [23:29.50] | Okay. This is how much I love you. hao le, zhe dai biao wo you duo ai ni |
| [23:34.88] | The great white.. da bai sha |
| [23:42.68] | Honey? qin ai de? |
| [23:44.48] | Why am I watching a bunch of sharks swimming around? wei shi me yao wo kan yi qun sha yu you lai you qu ne? |
| [23:49.06] | Is this..? Is this not the good part? zhe bu shi? zhe bu shi ni ai kan de ma? |
| [23:51.53] | Do you want me to fastforward to something.. toothier? yao wo kuai zhuan ma? zhuan dao lu chi bi jiao duo de di fang ma? |
| [23:56.43] | No, I' m just not sure that you got the right movie, that' s all. bu, wo zhi shi xiang que ding ni shi bu shi na cuo le lu ying dai |
| [24:01.57] | This is the only one they had at our video store. lu ying dai dian li zhi you zhe yi juan |
| [24:04.34] | Though they did have something called Crocodile Killers. bu guo ta men dao shi you yi bu jiao" e yu sha shou" de |
| [24:07.61] | Or does it always have to be sharks? hai shi shuo, ni fei yao sha yu bu ke ne? |
| [24:12.55] | Does what always have to be sharks? wei shi me wo fei yao sha yu bu ke? |
| [24:14.75] | Look, we can do something else. ting zhe, wo men ke yi lai dian bie de |
| [24:17.12] | Do you want me to get into the tub and.. thrash? ni yao wo dao yu gang li zai yong li niu ma? |
| [24:23.06] | What' s going on? It' s okay. It' s okay. dao di shi zen me hui shi? mei guan xi, mei guan xi de |
| [24:26.79] | I still love you. wo hai shi ai ni de |
| [24:28.60] | Let me be a part of this. Let me be a part of this! rang wo liao jie zhe yi qie shi ni ying gai rang wo liao jie zhe yi qie! |
| [24:33.97] | I saw what you were doing in Tulsa. wo kan dao ni zai tu er sha zuo de shi |
| [24:36.37] | Angry sharks turn you on! fen nu de sha yu rang ni" xing" fen! |
| [24:40.47] | No, they don' t. bu, bing mei you |
| [24:42.64] | Then why were you watching them and giving yourself a treat? na wei shi me ni yi bian kan zhe ta men yi bian zi ji wan ne? |
| [24:47.45] | Oh, my God! When you came in, I switched the channel. o, tian a! dang ni yi jin lai wo jiu zhuan tai le |
| [24:50.92] | I was just watching regular porn. wo ben lai zhi shi zai kan yi ban de se qing pian |
| [24:54.69] | Really? zhen de ma? |
| [24:55.99] | Yes. Just some good, oldfashioned, American, girlongirl action. shi de, zhi bu guo shi yi xie zheng chang lao tao mei shi de nv dui nv dong zuo pian |
| [25:02.30] | Can I tell you how happy that makes me? zhe jian shi zhen shi rang wo tai gao xing le |
| [25:07.00] | You are an amazing wife. ni shi ge bu ke si yi de lao po |
| [25:10.14] | Really, you are amazing. You were actually gonna do this for me? zhen de, tai bu ke si yi le ni zhen de yuan yi wei wo zhe yang zuo? |
| [25:13.67] | Where do you find the strength and the understanding for that? ni shi zen me hui you zhe yang de yi zhi gen liang jie ne? |
| [25:19.21] | I' m very, very drunk right now. yin wei wo xian zai fei chang fei chang di zui |
| [25:28.86] | Ordinarily, I would talk to her, but my confidence is shaken. tong chang wo hui qu gen ta da shan de dan shi wo de zi xin yi jing dong yao le |
| [25:32.33] | Did I sleep with her? Did I not sleep with her? wo you gen ta shang chuang ma? wo mei you gen ta shang chuang ma? |
| [25:35.83] | Maybe this is a wakeup call. You know, about your whole dating attitude. huo xu gai shi ni fan xing de shi hou le jian tao ni de zheng ge yue hui tai du |
| [25:40.67] | You' re in your 30s and you have never been in a longterm relationship. ni yi jing san shi hao ji le mei you tan guo yi ge chang qi de lian ai |
| [25:46.04] | Here you go from woman to woman.. nv ren cong yi ge huan dao ling yi ge |
| [25:48.11] | meaningless experience to meaningless experience. mei you yi yi de guan xi huan dao ling yi ge mei you yi yi de guan xi |
| [25:50.68] | Never even worrying that it doesn' t turn into something more serious. cong bu dan xin zhei xie lian qing dou mei you ren he de fa zhan |
| [25:54.48] | You' re right. I love my life! ni shuo de mei cuo, wo ai si wo de ren sheng le! |
| [26:01.69] | I actually did sleep with her. shi shi shang wo gen ta shang guo chuang le |
| [00:01.56] | Hey, Ross. hēi, luó sī |
| [00:02.86] | I' m so glad someone' s here. Could you zip me up? zhēn gāo xìng yǒu rén zài zhè lǐ nǐ kě yǐ bāng wǒ bǎ lā liàn lā qǐ lái ma? |
| [00:09.27] | Sure. Thank you. dāng rán kě yǐ xiè xiè |
| [00:10.87] | Can you believe no one between my apartment and here.. nǐ xiāng xìn cóng wǒ jiā dào zhè lǐ de lù shàng |
| [00:13.68] | offered to do that for me? jìng rán méi yǒu rén yuàn yì bāng wǒ lā lā liàn ma? |
| [00:16.01] | People. zhēn shi de |
| [00:18.41] | So why are you so dressed up? nǐ chuān zhè me piào liàng zuò shí mǒ ne? |
| [00:21.58] | Mike' s picking me up for a date. mài kè yào lái jiē wǒ qù yuē huì |
| [00:23.95] | How' s that going? Is it getting serious? jiāo wǎng dé rú hé ne? shì bú shì yuè lái yuè rèn zhēn le? |
| [00:27.09] | I don' t know. I don' t know. I mean, I like him. wǒ bù zhī dào, wǒ bù zhī dào wǒ shì mán xǐ huān tā de |
| [00:30.73] | But am I ready to take my Grade A loins off the meat market? dàn shì wǒ hái méi yǒu zhǔn bèi hǎo yào tuì chū jiāng hú |
| [00:34.23] | I' m not quite sure. wǒ bù tài què dìng |
| [00:37.90] | You know, I really admire your whole dating attitude. wǒ zhēn de hěn xīn shǎng nǐ de yuē huì tài dù |
| [00:42.07] | It' s so healthy. I' m always like, " Is this moving too fast? zhēn shì hěn jiàn kāng de tài dù wǒ zǒng shì zài xiǎng huì bú huì jìn zhǎn tài kuài le? |
| [00:45.37] | Is this moving too slow? Where' s this going?" huì bú huì jìn zhǎn tài màn le? zhè jiāng zěn me fā zhǎn ne? |
| [00:48.11] | I know. You are a bit of a drama queen. wǒ zhī dào nǐ jiù xiàng shì gè xì jù nǚ wáng |
| [00:51.88] | You' re so much better off. You just go from guy to guy having fun.. nǐ zhēn shì tài lì hài le nán péng yǒu yí gè jiē zhe yí gè xiǎng shòu lè qù... |
| [00:56.32] | and not worrying that it never turns into anything serious. wán quán bù dān xīn méi yǒu jié jú |
| [01:00.79] | I wouldn' t say " never." wǒ bù gǎn shuō" wán quán bù" |
| [01:03.19] | You know, there is that guy. yǒu yī cì yǒu gè nán de |
| [01:06.23] | Okay, well, what about..? hǎo de, něi gè? |
| [01:08.86] | Okay, there' s gotta be someone. zǒng gāi yǒu gè rén ba |
| [01:11.60] | There isn' t! That' s what I' m saying. Oh, my God, you' re right! gēn běn jiù méi yǒu! wǒ jiù shuō ba ō, tiān a, nǐ shuō de méi cuò! |
| [01:16.50] | I know. And yet, here you are, all ready for the next date. wǒ zhī dào, yī duàn liàn qíng cái gāng jié shù mǎ shàng yòu kě yǐ gēn qí tā rén yuē huì |
| [01:21.48] | I can' t believe I never realized this before. zhēn bù gǎn xiāng xìn wǒ zhī qián dōu méi yǒu zhù yì dào zhè diǎn |
| [01:24.55] | I' m in my 30s, and I' ve never been in a longterm relationship. wǒ yǐ jīng sān shí jǐ suì le cóng lái méi yǒu ài qíng cháng pǎo guò |
| [01:28.98] | Oh, my God, what' s wrong with me? ō, tiān a, wǒ shì yǒu shén me máo bìng? |
| [01:35.69] | There' s nothing wrong with you. nǐ méi yǒu shén me máo bìng |
| [01:37.63] | I mean, you don' t strike me as the type of person that wants to get married. wǒ shì shuō, nǐ bù xiàng nà zhǒng kàn qǐ lái huì xiǎng jié hūn de rén |
| [01:43.13] | I want to get married! wǒ xiǎng jié hūn! |
| [01:45.67] | No, please.. Please don' t cry because of me. bié zhè yàng, bài tuō bié yīn wèi wǒ ér kū |
| [01:48.27] | I don' t know what I' m talking about, okay? I' ve been divorced three times. wǒ gēn běn bù zhī dào wǒ zài shuō shí mǒ wǒ lí hūn sān cì le |
| [01:53.31] | At least you' ve been married. zhì shǎo nǐ jié guò hūn |
| [01:55.14] | Oh, my God! I want to trade lives with Ross?! ō, wǒ de tiān a! wǒ jìng rán xiàn mù qǐ luó sī le? |
| [02:01.55] | Phoebe. fēi bǐ |
| [02:03.82] | What' s wrong? Nothing. I' m excited about our date. zěn me le? méi shì, yào gēn nǐ yuē huì tài xīng fèn le |
| [02:08.22] | Mike, this is Ross Geller. Ross, this is Mike.. mài kè, zhè wèi shì luó sī gài lēi luó sī, zhè wèi shì mài kè |
| [02:14.90] | Sorry, I didn' t catch that. Mike Hanigan. duì bù qǐ, wǒ méi yǒu tīng qīng chǔ mài kè hàn ní gēn |
| [02:17.23] | Ross Geller. Hey. luó sī gài lēi hēi |
| [02:19.40] | So are you sure you' re ready to go? nǐ què dìng zhǔn bèi hǎo le ma? |
| [02:23.37] | How do I look? wǒ kàn qǐ lái zěn yàng? |
| [02:26.81] | Do you have a compact in your purse? No. nǐ pí bāo lǐ yǒu xiǎo jìng zi ma? méi yǒu |
| [02:30.41] | You look great. nǐ kàn qǐ lái bàng tòu le |
| [02:34.15] | The One With The Sharks běn jí bō chū: shā yú |
| [03:23.26] | Hey, Joey. This girl won' t turn around. hēi, qiáo yī nà gè nǚ de jiù shì bù zhuǎn guò lái |
| [03:26.27] | I can' t tell if she' s hot or not. What do you think? wǒ wú fǎ pàn duàn tā shì bú shì hěn là nǐ jué de ne? |
| [03:29.97] | Joey, I am not going to objectify women with you. qiáo yī, wǒ bú huì gēn nǐ yì qǐ bǎ nǚ xìng wù huà de |
| [03:34.34] | But if her face is as nice as her ass.. dàn shì rú guǒ tā de liǎn gēn tā de pì gǔ yí yàng bàng de huà |
| [03:36.78] | Mama! All right. Thanks. mā mā mī a! hǎo de, xiè xiè |
| [03:39.15] | Have you talked to Chandler? He has to stay in Tulsa this weekend. nǐ yǒu gēn qián dé jiǎng diàn huà le ma? tā zhè zhōu mò yào liú zài tǔ ěr shā |
| [03:42.95] | How come? I don' t know. He has to work. wèi shí me? wǒ bù zhī dào, yǒu gōng zuò yào zuò |
| [03:45.52] | There' s some big rush on the.. yào gǎn nà gè |
| [03:51.49] | Damn it. I' m gonna have to start listening when he talks about his job. tǎo yàn! wǒ yīng gāi yào kāi shǐ rèn zhēn tīng tā jiǎng gōng zuò de shì le |
| [03:56.86] | Why don' t you fly out there and surprise him? nǐ hé bù fēi guò qù gěi tā gè jīng xǐ ne? |
| [03:59.07] | I' d love to. I really miss him. wǒ hěn xiǎng a, wǒ zhēn de hěn xiǎng niàn tā |
| [04:01.27] | But I can' t. I have one day off and it' s just too expensive. dàn shì bù xíng, wǒ zhǐ yǒu fàng yì tiān jiǎ ér qiě jī piào tài guì le |
| [04:04.51] | Interesting. So Chandler' s not worth the price of a plane ticket to you. zhēn hǎo wán, suǒ yǐ jī piào qián bǐ qián dé hái zhòng yào |
| [04:10.11] | Of course he is. dāng rán shì qián dé jiào zhòng yào |
| [04:13.01] | Maybe I will go. huò xǔ wǒ yīng gāi fēi guò qù |
| [04:16.82] | We' ll have a little second honeymoon at the Tulsa Ramada. wǒ men kě yǐ zài tǔ ěr shā de fàn diàn lái gè èr dù xiǎo mì yuè |
| [04:20.99] | You should bring your black seethrough teddy with the attached garters. nǐ yīng gāi dài nǐ nà jiàn hēi sè tòu míng xìng gǎn nèi yī jiā shang diào dài kù wà |
| [04:29.53] | How do you know I have one of those? Didn' t until just now. nǐ zěn me zhī dào wǒ yǒu nà jiàn ne? běn lái bù zhī dào, xiàn zài zhī dào le |
| [04:36.00] | Hot. Not hot. là, bù là |
| [04:39.41] | Hot! là! |
| [04:41.71] | Excuse me? shén me? |
| [04:46.18] | I said that I think you' re hot. wǒ shuō wǒ jué de nǐ hěn là |
| [04:48.98] | And.. now I' m embarrassed. ér xiàn zài wǒ qiǔ sǐ le |
| [04:52.49] | I thought you said " hi." wǒ yǐ wéi nǐ shì shuō" hāi" |
| [04:55.29] | That would' ve been better. rú guǒ shì nà yàng jiù hǎo le |
| [04:57.53] | I' ll try that. Hi, I' m Joey. wǒ lái shì shì kàn, hāi, wǒ shì qiáo yī |
| [05:00.90] | I' m Hayley. wǒ shì hǎi lì |
| [05:03.13] | Look, I don' t normally ask out women that I meet in coffeehouses. tōng cháng wǒ bù yuē zài kā fēi diàn yù dào de nǚ shēng chū qù |
| [05:12.01] | Gesundheit. bǎo zhòng |
| [05:18.78] | But.. dàn shì |
| [05:21.35] | This is hard. I' m kind of shy. zhēn shì hěn nán kāi kǒu, wǒ yǒu diǎn hài xiū |
| [05:27.79] | Seriously, you should see someone about that cold. zhēn de, nǐ yīng gāi qù kàn yī shēng de |
| [05:30.29] | If it gets much worse, you could die. rú guǒ gǎn mào yuè lái yuè yán zhòng, nǐ kě shì huì sǐ de |
| [05:35.80] | Anyway.. I would love to go out with you. fǎn zhèng wǒ hěn lè yì gēn nǐ chū qù |
| [05:39.57] | Really? Great. zhēn de ma? tài bàng le |
| [05:42.67] | Did I..? Did I actually ask you? wǒ yǒu wǒ yǒu kāi kǒu yuē nǐ ma? |
| [05:45.54] | That' s just where you were going. I figured I' d help you out. yóu nǐ shuō huà de fāng shì wǒ jiù cāi dé dào nǐ yào zuò shí mǒ |
| [05:48.98] | You don' t seem like the kind of guy who does this a lot? nǐ bù xiàng shì nà zhǒng jīng cháng zhè yàng de nán shēng ba? |
| [05:57.45] | Damn it, Gunther, you gave it to me. zhēn shi de, ā gān, nǐ chuán rǎn gěi wǒ le |
| [06:05.39] | Oh, it' s you. ō, shì nǐ |
| [06:07.43] | With vegetarian corndogs. wǒ dài le sù shí rè gǒu |
| [06:12.37] | Come on, I just want to talk to you. bié zhè yàng, wǒ zhǐ xiǎng gēn nǐ shuō shuō huà |
| [06:14.24] | About what? How few ova I have left? shuō shí mǒ? shuō wǒ hái shèng xià jǐ gè luǎn zǐ ma? |
| [06:17.81] | Come on, I just wanna apologize for what happened yesterday. bié zhè yàng, wǒ zhǐ xiǎng wèi zuó tiān fā shēng de shì dào qiàn |
| [06:22.08] | I' m sorry, Phoebe. wǒ hěn bào qiàn, fēi bǐ |
| [06:25.38] | That' s okay, Ross. méi guān xì, luó sī |
| [06:32.09] | So how' d the date go? Well, it was awful. yuē huì hái hǎo ma? zāo tòu le |
| [06:34.99] | I barely got through dinner. wǒ jī hū chēng bù guò wǎn cān |
| [06:36.76] | Every time I thought about what you said, I cried. měi cì wǒ xiǎng dào nǐ shuō de huà, wǒ jiù kū le |
| [06:39.86] | I' m pretty sure he spent most of the night just staring at me in horror. wǒ fēi cháng kěn dìng tā zhěng wǎn dōu jīng kǒng de dīng zhe wǒ kàn |
| [06:45.07] | But I couldn' t know for sure because my eyes were swollen shut. dàn shì wǒ wú fǎ zhēn dí què dìng yīn wèi wǒ de yǎn jīng yǐ jīng zhǒng dào zhāng bù kāi le |
| [06:50.37] | You know I wasn' t trying to make you cry. nǐ zhī dào wǒ bú shì gù yì yào rě nǐ kū de |
| [06:52.94] | I was really trying to say something nice. wǒ běn lái shì xiǎng yào shuō yī xiē hěn hǎo tīng de huà de |
| [06:55.74] | I was basically saying even though you' ve never been in a serious relationship.. wǒ zhǐ shì yào shuō, jí shǐ nǐ cóng wèi yǒu guò rèn zhēn de gǎn qíng |
| [06:59.91] | Are we gonna do this again? Sorry. wǒ men hái yào zài tǎo lùn zhè gè ma? duì bù qǐ |
| [07:03.05] | So he hasn' t called? Would you call this girl: tā hái méi dǎ lái ma? nǐ huì dǎ gěi zhè zhǒng nǚ de ma? |
| [07:06.09] | " Thanks for.. a lovely.. evening"? " xiè xiè měi hǎo yī wǎn" |
| [07:10.36] | Now I feel terrible. This is all my fault. wǒ jué de zāo tòu le zhè quán dōu shì wǒ de cuò |
| [07:12.99] | You know what you should feel terrible about? nǐ zhī dào gèng zāo de shì shén me ma? |
| [07:15.70] | This could have been my serious guy. zhè nán de yǒu kě néng shì kě yǐ rèn zhēn de duì xiàng |
| [07:18.03] | He was sweet and smart and funny. tā hěn tǐ tiē cōng míng yòu fēng qù |
| [07:20.70] | You know how hard it is to meet a guy like that? nǐ zhī dào yào yù dào zhè yàng de nán shēng yǒu duō nàn ma? |
| [07:23.54] | We are a rare breed. wǒ men dí què shì xī yǒu dòng wù |
| [07:29.84] | Hey, maybe that' s him. hēi, kě néng jiù shì tā ó |
| [07:33.92] | Hello? wèi? |
| [07:35.35] | Could you hold on one sec? nǐ kě yǐ děng yī xià ma? |
| [07:37.08] | I need some privacy. Is it Mike? wǒ xū yào yì diǎn yǐn sī shì bú shì mài kè ne? |
| [07:39.92] | No, it' s a heavy breather. I' ll take what I can get. bù, shì sāo rǎo diàn huà wǒ xiàn zài shén me dōu jiē le |
| [07:44.63] | I' m listening. wǒ zài xiàn shàng |
| [07:51.47] | What a great dinner. wǎn cān shí zài tài bàng le |
| [07:53.33] | Thanks again for letting me have that last piece of cake at the restaurant. zài cì xiè xiè nǐ ràng wǒ chī zuì hòu yí kuài dàn gāo |
| [07:58.51] | You' re welcome again. I' m gonna go make some coffee. bù yòng kè qi, wǒ yào qù zhǔ kā fēi |
| [08:02.04] | Can I get you anything? Do you have any cake? nǐ yào shén me ne? nǐ yǒu dàn gāo ma? |
| [08:10.82] | So this is going pretty good. zhēn shì jìn xíng de tài shùn lì le |
| [08:13.15] | Dinner was nice. We' ve got a lot in common. wǎn cān hěn bàng, wǒ men yǒu xǔ duō gòng tóng diǎn |
| [08:16.56] | Victoria ' s Secret. " wéi duō lì yà de mì mì" xìng gǎn nèi yī mù lù |
| [08:18.79] | We even like the same books. wǒ men shèn zhì xǐ huān xiāng tóng de shū |
| [08:24.03] | There' s a scary painting. zhè fú huà zhēn kě pà |
| [08:26.50] | Wait a minute. děng děng |
| [08:28.04] | I think I' ve been scared by that painting before. wǒ jì de hǎo xiàng bèi zhè fú huà gěi xià guò |
| [08:33.04] | You know what? This whole place looks familiar. nǐ zhī dào ma? zhè dì fāng kàn qǐ lái zhēn yǎn shú |
| [08:35.81] | I have definitely been in this apartment. wǒ yí dìng céng jīng lái guò zhè lǐ |
| [08:38.08] | I know I' ve seen this weird plant before. wǒ kàn guò zhè kē kě pà de zhí wù |
| [08:41.78] | It did that the last time! tā shàng cì yě shì zhè yàng cì wǒ! |
| [08:44.55] | Oh, my God. I' ve gone out with this girl before. ō, tiān a wǒ gēn zhè gè nǚ de yuē huì guò |
| [08:47.69] | Yeah! We had sex on this couch! méi cuò! wǒ men zài zhè shā fā shàng zuò guò ài! |
| [08:50.26] | And then on that chair, and.. No. rán hòu zài nà zhāng yǐ zi shàng hái yǒu, bú duì |
| [08:53.13] | No, we didn' t do it here.. bú duì, méi yǒu zài zhè lǐ |
| [08:55.16] | which is weird, because it seems like a perfectly good place. zhè dǎo shì hěn qí guài, kàn qǐ lái chāo shì hé de |
| [08:59.20] | That' s why. zhè jiù shì wèi shí me |
| [09:08.84] | Hey, Mike. Sorry to just drop by like this. Can I come in? hēi, mài kè, hěn bào qiàn zhè yàng pǎo guò lái wǒ kě yǐ jìn lái ma? |
| [09:13.38] | Sure. dāng rán |
| [09:15.42] | Who are you? nǐ shì shuí ne? |
| [09:17.65] | I' m Ross. Phoebe' s friend from the coffeehouse? wǒ shì luó sī, fēi bǐ zài kā fēi wū de péng yǒu |
| [09:20.82] | I really, really need to talk to you about something. wǒ zhēn de fēi cháng xū yào gēn nǐ tán yī jiàn shì |
| [09:24.79] | Unless.. chú fēi |
| [09:26.16] | You' re not gonna try and get me to join a cult, are you? nǐ bú shì yào lā wǒ xìn shén me jiào ba? |
| [09:31.87] | No, it' s just, you know, you have that look. méi la, yīn wèi, nǐ zhī dào de nǐ zhǎng de hěn xiàng nà zhǒng rén |
| [09:35.87] | Damn Supercuts! gāi sǐ de 199 jiǎn fà! |
| [09:40.61] | Well, what' s up? Is Phoebe okay? Oh, yeah, yeah. zěn me huí shì ne? fēi bǐ hái hǎo ma? ō, hái hǎo, hái hǎo |
| [09:44.21] | Phoebe is great. But.. fēi bǐ hěn hǎo, dàn shì |
| [09:47.62] | I' m an idiot, okay? wǒ shì gè chǔn dàn |
| [09:49.82] | Right before you guys went out.. jiù zài nǐ men chū qù yuē huì qián |
| [09:54.76] | I accidentally got her all upset. wǒ bù xiǎo xīn rě dé tā hěn nán guò |
| [09:59.49] | That' s why she was weird. nán guài tā bú duì jìn |
| [10:01.06] | Yes. Yeah, I.. shì de, shì a, wǒ |
| [10:05.70] | Yeah, I said something stupid about her never having had a serious relationship. wǒ shuō le xiē chǔn huà, guān yú tā cóng méi yǒu guò rèn zhēn de liàn ài guān xì děng děng |
| [10:10.91] | But you should know, she is so much fun. A wonderful person. dàn shì nǐ yīng gāi zhī dào, tā shì hěn fēng qù de hěn bàng de yí ge rén |
| [10:15.14] | Please, don' t blow her off. I' m not gonna blow her off. bài tuō, bié jiāng tā pàn chū jú wǒ bú huì pàn tā chū jú de |
| [10:19.48] | I just spoke to her. We' re going out tomorrow night. wǒ cái gāng gēn tā shuō wán diàn huà wǒ men míng wǎn yào chū qù |
| [10:22.58] | I mean, I hope that' s okay with you, stranger from the coffeehouse. wǒ shì shuō, rú guǒ nǐ méi yǒu yì jiàn de huà kā fēi wū de mò shēng rén |
| [10:30.49] | That' s great. So the crying didn' t turn you off? tài bàng le, suǒ yǐ tā kuáng kū bìng méi yǒu xià pǎo nǐ? |
| [10:35.30] | I just got out of a nineyear relationship with a manicdepressive. wǒ gāng gāng gēn yí gè zào yù zhèng huàn zhě jié shù jiǔ nián de liàn qíng |
| [10:38.70] | Compared to that, Phoebe' s a Mousketeer. gēn tā xiāng bǐ, fēi bǐ gēn běn shì zhǐ xiǎo māo |
| [10:41.74] | Well, then, I didn' t need to bother you. hǎo ba, nà wǒ jiù bù xū yào zài dǎ rǎo nǐ le |
| [10:44.74] | You or the four other Mike Hanigans I bothered. nǐ, wài jiā sì gè mài kè hàn ní gēn dōu bèi wǒ dǎ rǎo le |
| [10:49.91] | One of whom was quite large and a little flirty. qí zhōng yí gè hái hěn gāo zhuàng yǒu diǎn ài dǎ qíng mà qiào |
| [10:59.72] | Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Is that true what you said? děng děng, děng děng nǐ gāng gāng shuō de shì zhēn de ma? |
| [11:03.62] | Phoebe' s never had a serious relationship? fēi bǐ cóng wèi tán guò rèn zhēn de liàn ài? |
| [11:07.66] | Of course she has. tā dāng rán yǒu guò |
| [11:09.66] | If she' s never had a serious relationship.. rú guǒ tā méi yǒu tán guò rèn zhēn de liàn ài |
| [11:12.33] | do you think I' d go around broadcasting it.. nǐ rèn wéi wǒ huì dào chù qù guǎng bō |
| [11:14.77] | like some kind of unstoppable moron? xiàng shì wú fǎ kè zhì de bái chī yí yàng jiàn rén jiù shuō ma? |
| [11:20.37] | But you did say it. Yes. Yes, I did. dàn shì nǐ dí què shì nà yàng shuō le shì de, shì de, wǒ shì shuō le |
| [11:25.88] | And I will also say.. ér qiě wǒ hái huì shuō |
| [11:28.52] | what I' m about to say.. wǒ jiē xià lái yào shuō de |
| [11:31.75] | visavis.. xiāng duì yú |
| [11:34.02] | the following. yǐ xià de shuō fǎ |
| [11:37.73] | Phoebe has never had a serious relationship.. fēi bǐ cóng wèi tán guò rèn zhēn de liàn ài |
| [11:43.60] | since.. shì cóng |
| [11:45.27] | her superserious relationship.. tā chāo jí rèn zhēn dì |
| [11:50.17] | with.. gēn |
| [11:51.57] | Vikram. wěi ruǎn fēn shǒu zhī hòu |
| [11:54.58] | Vikram? What? That' s a real name. wěi ruǎn? zěn yàng? nà shi zhēn de míng zì |
| [12:06.59] | Stop it! tíng tíng ba! |
| [12:08.46] | Why couldn' t they have sent me to Texas? wèi shí me bú shì pài wǒ qù dé zhōu ne? |
| [12:12.29] | Seven o' clock. qī diǎn zhōng |
| [12:14.60] | Maybe I' ll hit the gym. huò xǔ wǒ gāi qù jiàn shēn fáng |
| [12:22.47] | Who am I kidding? Payperview porn. shǎo lái le, hái shì kàn qíng sè pín dào hǎo le |
| [12:39.72] | Do not disturb! Do not disturb! Surprise! bú yào dǎ rǎo! bú yào dǎ rǎo! jīng xǐ ba! |
| [12:44.79] | Monica? Is everything all right? mó nī kǎ? yī qiè dōu hái hǎo ba? |
| [12:47.63] | Yeah, everything' s great. I was just.. shì a, yī qiè dōu hěn hǎo wǒ gāng gāng |
| [12:49.73] | watching some regular television there. zài kàn yī xiē zhèng cháng de diàn shì jié mù |
| [12:53.23] | What a pleasant surprise. zhè gè jīng xǐ zhēn shì tài lìng rén xīng fèn le |
| [13:03.51] | I' m gonna go freshen up, okay? Okay, honey. wǒ qù shū xǐ yī xià, hǎo ma? hǎo de, qīn ài de |
| [13:12.12] | That was close. chà yì diǎn diǎn |
| [13:25.23] | Hello. Hey, Rach, it' s me. wèi hēi, ruì qiū, shì wǒ |
| [13:27.74] | Okay, I just got to Chandler' s room, and I caught him.. wǒ gāng dào qián dé de fáng jiān rán hòu kàn dào tā |
| [13:32.21] | molesting himself. zhèng zài zì mō |
| [13:35.94] | That couldn' t have been pretty. nà huà miàn kě néng bú shì hěn hǎo kàn |
| [13:38.21] | But you know, guys do that. dàn shì nǐ zhī dào de, nán shēng cháng nà yàng zuò de |
| [13:40.48] | Well, the weird part is.. dàn shì, hěn qí guài de shì |
| [13:42.15] | he was getting off.. to a sharkattack show! tā zài kàn de shì shā yú gōng jī yǐng piān yé! |
| [13:46.09] | No! Yes! Chandler watches shark porn! hào wù! shì de! qián dé jìng rán zài kàn shā yú sè qíng piàn! |
| [13:58.17] | While watching sharks? Yeah. zài kàn shā yú de shí hòu? shì a |
| [14:00.40] | Are you sure that' s what he was doing? nǐ què dìng tā shì zài zuò nà dàng shì ma? |
| [14:02.90] | You know how many times I' ve seen him jump up like that? nǐ zhī dào wǒ kàn tā nà yàng tiào qǐ lái guò duō shǎo cì le ma? |
| [14:05.97] | Believe me, I know what he was doing. xiāng xìn wǒ, wǒ zhī dào tā zài zuò shí mǒ |
| [14:09.08] | Man! Sharks! tiān a! shā yú! |
| [14:11.71] | I always knew there was something weird about that dude. wǒ jiù zhī dào nà gè rén yǒu dì fāng bú duì jìn |
| [14:15.78] | You promised to love him no matter what. nǐ fā shì guò wú lùn rú hé dōu yào ài tā de |
| [14:17.75] | " What" means, like, if he gets a disease or kills someone. " wú lùn rú hé" jiǎng de shì xiàng rú guǒ tā dé bìng hái shì shā le rén shén me de |
| [14:22.42] | Not if he gets his jollies to Jaws. ér bú shì rú guǒ tā bǎ xiǎo dì di fàng dào shā yú zuǐ lǐ |
| [14:27.16] | You know what, honey? Guys are just different. nǐ zhī dào ma? qīn ài de nán shēng shì hěn bù yí yàng de |
| [14:29.53] | They like things that we can' t understand. tā men xǐ huān yī xiē wǒ men wú fǎ lǐ jiě de dōng xī |
| [14:32.30] | I once dated this guy who wanted to pretend.. wǒ céng jīng yuē huì guò yí gè nán de zǒng shì xiǎng yào jiǎ zhuāng |
| [14:34.80] | that he was an archeologist, and I was this.. tā shì kǎo gǔ xué jiā ér wǒ shì |
| [14:38.14] | naughty cavewoman who he unfroze from a block of ice. tā cóng bīng kuài zhōng jiě jiù chū lái tiáo pí de shān dǐng dòng nǚ rén |
| [14:44.65] | Are you talking about my brother? nǐ shì zài shuō wǒ gē ma? |
| [14:46.78] | I didn' t disguise that very well, did I? wǒ zhuāng dé bù xiàng, duì bú duì? |
| [14:51.85] | Hey. Hi. hēi hāi |
| [14:53.09] | I went out with this girl last night. Halfway through our date I realized.. wǒ zuó wǎn gēn yí gè nǚ hái zi chū qù wǒ dào yī bàn de shí hòu cái fā xiàn |
| [14:57.36] | I already slept with her. wǒ yǐ jīng gēn tā shàng guò chuáng le |
| [15:00.96] | You' ve slept with all the women in N. Y., and now you' re going around again? suǒ yǐ nǐ yǐ jīng gēn quán niǔ yuē de nǚ rén shàng guò chuáng le xiàn zài zhǐ shì cóng tóu kāi shǐ zài lái yī cì? |
| [15:05.60] | That' s not even the weird part. zhè hái bú shì zuì qí guài de dì fāng |
| [15:07.27] | She didn' t remember sleeping with me! You don' t remember sleeping with her. tā jìng rán bù jì de gēn wǒ shàng guò chuáng le! nǐ yě bù jì de gēn tā shàng guò chuáng a |
| [15:11.61] | But she should remember sleeping with me. I am very memorable! dàn shì tā yīng gāi yào jì de de wǒ kě shì hěn lìng rén nán wàng de! |
| [15:16.48] | You guys know. How do we know? nǐ men zhī dào de wǒ men zěn me huì zhī dào ne? |
| [15:18.55] | We' ve never slept with you. And whose fault is that? wǒ men yòu méi yǒu gēn nǐ shàng guò chuáng nà shi shuí de cuò ne? |
| [15:23.12] | What' s the big deal? You forgot, she forgot. yòu méi yǒu shén me dà bù liǎo de nǐ wàng le, tā wàng le |
| [15:25.62] | Maybe you were having an off night. Hey! huò xǔ nà tiān wǎn shàng nǐ méi yǒu dá zhèn! hēi! |
| [15:31.46] | I never have an off night. Okay? wǒ xiàng lái dōu yǒu dá zhèn de, hǎo ma? |
| [15:34.23] | Although, sometimes if I' m a little bloated, I don' t feel that sexy. suī rán yǒu shí hou rú guǒ wǒ chī tài zhàng kě néng jiù bú huì jué de hěn xìng gǎn |
| [15:37.77] | But even then, I' m better than most! dàn shì jí shǐ shì nà yàng, wǒ dōu bǐ bié rén qiáng! |
| [15:41.37] | Honey, why don' t you just let it go and ask her out again? qīn ài de, nǐ hé bù jiù cǐ shì huái zài yuē tā chū qù ne? |
| [15:44.64] | You' re both so slutty, you don' t remember who you slept with. nǐ men dōu shì sāo huò nǐ men gēn běn dōu bù jì de gēn shuí shàng guò chuáng |
| [15:47.78] | You' re made for each other. nǐ men shì tiān shēng de yī duì |
| [15:51.21] | Interesting. zhēn yǒu qù |
| [15:54.45] | Well, I' ll go out with her again and I' ll try to get past it. hǎo ba, wǒ huì zài gēn tā chū qù rán hòu wàng le guò qù |
| [15:57.99] | No salt! Bloaty! bù chī yán! huì zhàng qì! |
| [16:00.85] | Joey? What? qiáo yī? gàn ma? |
| [16:02.46] | You don' t think sharks are sexy, do you? nǐ huì jué de shā yú hěn xìng gǎn ma? |
| [16:04.69] | No. bú huì |
| [16:06.63] | Wait a minute. Wait, what was the Little Mermaid? děng yī xià, děng děng xiǎo měi rén yú shì shā yú ma? |
| [16:13.30] | It' s open! mén méi suǒ! |
| [16:15.94] | Hey. Mike called! We' re going out again! hēi mài kè dǎ diàn huà lái le, wǒ men yào zài yuē huì le! |
| [16:23.51] | Quick thing. I went to talk to Mike. yī jiàn xiǎo shì, wǒ qù zhǎo mài kè tán guò |
| [16:26.08] | What? shén me? |
| [16:27.65] | What did you..? What did you do, Ross? nǐ zuò? nǐ zuò le shén me? luó sī |
| [16:30.18] | Oh, boy. You got mad at that part. ō, tiān a, guāng zhè yàng nǐ jiù shēng qì le |
| [16:33.92] | I went over there, you know, to tell him how.. wǒ guò qù zhǎo tā, gào sù tā |
| [16:36.99] | How great you are. But.. nǐ shì gè hěn bàng de rén, dàn shì |
| [16:40.76] | Well, you know me. Blahblahblah. , nǐ zhī dào wǒ de, huà tài duō le |
| [16:45.80] | And I ended up telling him that.. What? rán hòu wǒ zuì hòu jìng rán gào sù tā shén me? |
| [16:50.64] | You had a sixyearlong relationship.. nǐ yǒu guò liù nián de liàn qíng |
| [16:53.94] | with a guy named Vikram. gēn yí gè jiào zuò wěi ruǎn de rén |
| [16:57.71] | What? Why? shén me? wèi shí me? |
| [16:59.88] | Well, he seemed.. yīn wèi, tā |
| [17:02.72] | to bum hard when I told him you' d never been in a serious relationship. zài wǒ shuō nǐ cóng wèi tán guò rèn zhēn de liàn qíng zhī hòu, hǎo xiàng yǒu diǎn jīng yà |
| [17:11.99] | If you hadn' t just had a baby with my best friend.. rú guǒ nǐ bú shì gāng gēn wǒ zuì yāo hǎo de péng yǒu shēng xià xiǎo hái |
| [17:15.00] | I swear to Lucifer.. wǒ gēn sā dàn fā shì |
| [17:18.53] | a rabid dog would be feasting on your danglers right now! yì zhī kuáng quǎn bìng fēng gǒu zhèng yào chī diào nǐ kù dàng lǐ de nà gēn dōng xī le! |
| [17:24.20] | I think you' ll feel differently when you know.. wǒ xiǎng rú guǒ nǐ zhī dào duō yì diǎn guān yú wěi ruǎn de shì |
| [17:27.31] | a little bit about Vikram. nǐ huì gǎn jué hǎo duō le |
| [17:30.21] | Okay, he' s a.. hǎo de, tā shì |
| [17:32.38] | He' s a kite designer. tā shì fēng zhēng shè jì shī |
| [17:37.48] | And he used to date Oprah. ér qiě tā céng jīng gēn yú měi rén yuē huì guò |
| [17:42.39] | I' m not going along with some lie you made up, Ross. wǒ bú huì gēn nǐ chàng shuāng huáng shuō huǎng de, luó sī |
| [17:46.39] | I' m just gonna be honest with him. Good. wǒ huì gēn tā lǎo shí shuō hěn hǎo |
| [17:48.96] | Just be honest with him. gēn tā lǎo shí shuō |
| [17:50.86] | I have nothing to be ashamed of. No. wǒ méi yǒu shén me hǎo yǐn mán de méi cuò |
| [17:53.13] | So I haven' t been in a relationship that lasted longer than a month. jiù suàn wǒ de měi duàn gǎn qíng dōu méi yǒu chāo guò yí gè yuè |
| [17:57.77] | Okay? I haven' t had a real boyfriend. nà yòu rú hé ne? shì a wǒ shì méi yǒu guò zhēn zhèng de nán péng yǒu |
| [18:00.41] | If he can' t handle it, then he can leave. Which he will. rú guǒ tā wú fǎ jiē shòu nà tā kě yǐ lí kāi, wǒ xiǎng tā huì lí kāi de |
| [18:05.18] | And, you know, that' s okay. So I' ll just be alone forever. ér zhè yī qiè dōu méi yǒu guān xi wǒ zhǐ bù guò huì yǒng yuǎn gū dān ér yǐ |
| [18:08.98] | You know, all right. It' ll be fine. It' ll be fine. dōu méi guān xì le, yī qiè dōu huì méi shì de |
| [18:11.92] | I' ll go on walking tours with widows and lesbians. wǒ jiù gēn guǎ fù hái yǒu tóng xìng liàn yì qǐ chū qù wán ma |
| [18:17.96] | I' ll get it. Okay. wǒ qù kāi mén hǎo de |
| [18:22.76] | I' m trying to remember the last time I opened a door and you weren' t there. ràng wǒ xiǎng xiǎng yǒu nǎ yī cì, kāi mén de rén bú shì nǐ |
| [18:30.00] | Phoebe, are you okay? fēi bǐ, nǐ hái hǎo ma? |
| [18:34.51] | Yeah. There' s just.. hái hǎo, zhǐ bù guò shì |
| [18:38.61] | There' s something you should know. yǒu jiàn shì nǐ bì xū yào zhī dào |
| [18:43.28] | Vikram just called. wěi ruǎn gāng dǎ diàn huà lái |
| [18:47.62] | So it was really a shock after 25 years of marriage.. suǒ yǐ zài jīng lì èr shí wǔ nián de hūn yīn zhī hòu zhè zhēn shì hěn ràng rén jīng yà |
| [18:50.69] | my parents getting divorced. I took it the hardest.. wǒ de mó fàn fù mǔ jìng rán yào lí hūn wǒ zhēn de hěn nán jiē shòu |
| [18:53.79] | because I was the youngest. Sure. Yeah. yīn wèi wǒ shì lǎo me dāng rán luō |
| [18:56.73] | How can you not remember me? nǐ zěn me huì wàng le wǒ shì shuí? |
| [18:59.73] | What? shén me? |
| [19:00.97] | How could you not remember that we slept together? nǐ zěn me huì wàng le wǒ men shàng guò chuáng? |
| [19:03.07] | What? When? I don' t know! shén me? hé shí? wǒ bù zhī dào! |
| [19:06.67] | I really, really think I would remember sleeping with you. wǒ zhēn de zhēn de rèn wéi rú guǒ yǒu wǒ huì jì de de |
| [19:10.11] | Come on, come on. Search your brain, all right? It was.. kuài diǎn, kuài diǎn zǐ xì huí xiǎng, hǎo ma? nà jiù zài |
| [19:13.71] | a certain amount of time ago. I was here. You were here. zhī qián mǒu gè shí hòu wǒ zài zhè lǐ, nǐ zài zhè lǐ |
| [19:17.52] | We had sex here, here, here.. wǒ men zài zhè lǐ, zhè lǐ, zhè lǐ |
| [19:20.12] | Not there. méi yǒu nà lǐ, hēi xiū |
| [19:22.22] | Anything? No, it' s not ringing any bells. xiǎng qǐ lái le ma? méi, yì diǎn yìn xiàng yě méi yǒu |
| [19:25.53] | My God, woman! tiān a, nǚ rén! |
| [19:27.86] | How many people have you been with not to remember this? nǐ gēn duō shǎo rén shàng guò chuáng ràng nǐ gēn běn bù jì de wǒ? |
| [19:30.90] | Hey, Hayley. We really gotta fix that doorknob. hēi, hǎi lì wǒ men zhēn de yào xiū lǐ nà gè mén bà le |
| [19:35.77] | Joey? qiáo yī? |
| [19:41.51] | I slept with you! wǒ gēn nǐ shàng guò chuáng! |
| [19:45.28] | And you obviously remember me! Hey, I still got it! ér qiě hěn míng xiǎn de nǐ jì de wǒ! hēi, biǎo shì wǒ hái bù lài! |
| [19:49.28] | So we' re good. suǒ yǐ wǒ men hái hǎo ma |
| [19:52.12] | I' ll let myself out. wǒ zì jǐ chū qù |
| [19:56.09] | And I said, " Okay, Vikram.. rán hòu wǒ shuō, wěi ruǎn |
| [19:59.23] | you can' t just call every time you get lonely. nǐ bù néng měi cì jì mò jiù dǎ diàn huà gěi wǒ |
| [20:02.83] | You gave up that right when you slept with Rachel." zài nǐ gēn ruì qiū shàng chuáng zhī hòu nǐ jiù méi yǒu nà gè quán lì le |
| [20:07.47] | Rachel? I thought she just had a baby with Ross. ruì qiū? wǒ yǐ wéi tā cái gāng shēng xià luó sī de xiǎo hái |
| [20:10.04] | Yeah, well.. shì a, |
| [20:12.14] | Yeah. shì a |
| [20:14.31] | But Emma' s birth certificate might say " Geller".. ài mà de chū shēng zhèng míng shàng huò xǔ shēng fù shì luó sī |
| [20:17.58] | but her eyes say " Mukherjee." dàn shì tā zhǎng de xiàng wěi ruǎn |
| [20:21.78] | That is so wrong. And on top of that, he' s a glue sniffer? zhè shí zài tài zāo le ér qiě tā hái xī qiáng lì jiāo? |
| [20:25.85] | I know. But he calls, and my heart goes to him. wǒ zhī dào, dàn shì tā dǎ lái shí wǒ de xīn jiù fēi xiàng tā le |
| [20:28.96] | You know, that bastard is one smoothtalking freelance kite designer. nǐ zhī dào de, nà gè hún dàn shì gè hěn huì shuō huà de fēng zhēng shè jì shī |
| [20:35.86] | If you want, I' ll mess him up for you. rú guǒ nǐ yào de huà, wǒ kě yǐ bāng nǐ xiū lǐ tā |
| [20:41.13] | You would do that? zhēn de ma? |
| [20:42.67] | Unless he' s big. If he' s really big, I' ll send him.. chú fēi tā hěn dà zhī rú guǒ tā zhēn de hěn dà zhī, wǒ huì gěi tā |
| [20:46.41] | a rude letter. yī fēng xìn, mà sǐ tā |
| [20:49.41] | I think there' s somebody better out there for you. wǒ xiǎng yǒu gèng hǎo de rén zài děng zhe nǐ |
| [20:53.21] | I mean, you know, I' m.. I' m not saying me, but.. wǒ shì shuō, nǐ zhī dào de, wǒ wǒ bú shì zhǐ wǒ, dàn shì |
| [20:57.92] | Maybe.. me. huò xǔ shì wǒ |
| [21:02.92] | And you don' t have to worry about gluesniffing with me. ér qiě nǐ bù yòng dān xīn wǒ huì xī qiáng lì jiāo |
| [21:05.99] | Although, I do smell the occasional Magic Marker. suī rán yǒu shí hou wǒ huì wén mǎ kè bǐ de wèi dào |
| [21:10.93] | Yeah. Anyway, I just.. shì a, fǎn zhèng, wǒ zhǐ shì |
| [21:14.27] | I think I can make you happy. wǒ xiǎng wǒ kě yǐ ràng nǐ kuài lè |
| [21:20.24] | Okay, I can' t do this. What' s wrong? hǎo le, wǒ bàn bú dào zěn me le? |
| [21:22.84] | Well, there is no Vikram. Ross made him up. gēn běn méi yǒu wěi ruǎn zhè gè rén luó sī luàn chě de |
| [21:27.05] | Because I.. yīn wèi wǒ |
| [21:28.68] | I really never have been in a longterm relationship. wǒ cóng wèi yǒu guò ài qíng cháng pǎo |
| [21:31.75] | I' ve never lived with a guy. I' ve never even celebrated an anniversary. wǒ cóng wèi gēn nán rén tóng jū guò cóng lái méi yǒu qìng zhù jiāo wǎng yī zhōu nián |
| [21:36.46] | So.. suǒ yǐ |
| [21:39.56] | If that' s too weird for you.. rú guǒ zhè duì nǐ ér yán tài qí guài |
| [21:42.66] | and you want to leave, I understand. suǒ yǐ nǐ xiǎng xiàn zài jiù zǒu rén wǒ kě yǐ lǐ jiě |
| [21:44.97] | In fact, I' ll close my eyes to make it less awkward. shì shí shàng, wǒ yào bì shang shuāng yǎn ràng zhè yī qiè bù zhì yú tài gān gà |
| [21:55.81] | You kissed me. nǐ qīn le wǒ |
| [22:00.61] | You don' t think I' m a total freak? No. nǐ bù rèn wéi wǒ shì guài rén ma? bù |
| [22:04.02] | Well.. nà me |
| [22:06.45] | Look, can I..? nà, wǒ kě bù? |
| [22:08.09] | Can I think you' re a little weird and also cool.. wǒ kě bù kě yǐ rèn wéi nǐ yǒu diǎn guài dàn yòu yǒu diǎn kù |
| [22:11.36] | for telling me the truth and also want to kiss you? yīn wèi nǐ gào sù wǒ shì qíng dí zhēn xiāng ér qiě ràng wǒ xiǎng qīn nǐ? |
| [22:13.99] | I guess so. wǒ xiǎng yīng gāi kě yǐ |
| [22:16.50] | Can I think it' s cool that you kissed me.. wǒ kě bù kě yǐ rèn wéi, nǐ qīn wǒ zhēn shì hěn kù |
| [22:19.13] | and also want to kiss you again? ér qiě wǒ xiǎng yào qīn huí qù? |
| [22:23.27] | And be a little concerned about the Magic Markers? yǒu yì diǎn dān xīn mǎ kè bǐ de shì kě yǐ ma? |
| [22:27.67] | Definitely. dāng rán kě yǐ |
| [22:36.12] | This is Vikram. wǒ shì wěi ruǎn |
| [22:41.86] | I need to talk to you about the longterm relationship we had. wǒ xū yào gēn nǐ tán wǒ men zhī jiān nà duàn cháng qī de liàn qíng |
| [22:46.56] | |
| [22:55.27] | Hi, honey, I' m home. hāi, qīn ài de, wǒ huí lái le |
| [22:58.44] | Hi. hāi |
| [22:59.87] | How was your flight? It was great. lǚ tú hái hǎo ma? bù cuò |
| [23:02.74] | I ordered a pool float from the Sky Mall. wǒ cóng fēi jī shàng de gòu wù mù lù dìng le fú bǎn |
| [23:08.05] | Why' d I do that? wèi shí me wǒ yào dìng ne? |
| [23:11.28] | Why don' t you sit down. guò lái zuò xià ba |
| [23:13.32] | Get yourself comfortable. fàng qīng sōng shū fú diǎn |
| [23:14.96] | Because I have a little.. yīn wèi wǒ yǒu gè xiǎo |
| [23:17.79] | surprise for you. jīng xǐ yào gěi nǐ |
| [23:21.13] | Well, well, well. It must be 5: 00 in Tulsa.. ō, ō, ō tǔ ěr shā xiàn zài yí dìng shì wǔ diǎn |
| [23:23.93] | because it' s " sex o' clock" in N. Y. C.! yīn wèi niǔ yuē xiàn zài shì" liù" diǎn yīn jìn xìng! |
| [23:29.50] | Okay. This is how much I love you. hǎo le, zhè dài biǎo wǒ yǒu duō ài nǐ |
| [23:34.88] | The great white.. dà bái shā |
| [23:42.68] | Honey? qīn ài de? |
| [23:44.48] | Why am I watching a bunch of sharks swimming around? wèi shí me yào wǒ kàn yī qún shā yú yóu lái yóu qù ne? |
| [23:49.06] | Is this..? Is this not the good part? zhè bú shì? zhè bú shì nǐ ài kàn de ma? |
| [23:51.53] | Do you want me to fastforward to something.. toothier? yào wǒ kuài zhuǎn ma? zhuǎn dào lù chǐ bǐ jiào duō de dì fāng ma? |
| [23:56.43] | No, I' m just not sure that you got the right movie, that' s all. bù, wǒ zhǐ shì xiǎng què dìng nǐ shì bú shì ná cuò le lù yǐng dài |
| [24:01.57] | This is the only one they had at our video store. lù yǐng dài diàn lǐ zhǐ yǒu zhè yī juàn |
| [24:04.34] | Though they did have something called Crocodile Killers. bù guò tā men dǎo shì yǒu yī bù jiào" è yú shā shǒu" de |
| [24:07.61] | Or does it always have to be sharks? hái shì shuō, nǐ fēi yào shā yú bù kě ne? |
| [24:12.55] | Does what always have to be sharks? wèi shí me wǒ fēi yào shā yú bù kě? |
| [24:14.75] | Look, we can do something else. tīng zhe, wǒ men kě yǐ lái diǎn bié de |
| [24:17.12] | Do you want me to get into the tub and.. thrash? nǐ yào wǒ dào yù gāng lǐ zài yòng lì niǔ ma? |
| [24:23.06] | What' s going on? It' s okay. It' s okay. dào dǐ shì zěn me huí shì? méi guān xì, méi guān xì de |
| [24:26.79] | I still love you. wǒ hái shì ài nǐ de |
| [24:28.60] | Let me be a part of this. Let me be a part of this! ràng wǒ liǎo jiě zhè yī qiè shì nǐ yīng gāi ràng wǒ liǎo jiě zhè yī qiè! |
| [24:33.97] | I saw what you were doing in Tulsa. wǒ kàn dào nǐ zài tǔ ěr shā zuò de shì |
| [24:36.37] | Angry sharks turn you on! fèn nù de shā yú ràng nǐ" xìng" fèn! |
| [24:40.47] | No, they don' t. bù, bìng méi yǒu |
| [24:42.64] | Then why were you watching them and giving yourself a treat? nà wèi shí me nǐ yī biān kàn zhe tā men yī biān zì jǐ wán ne? |
| [24:47.45] | Oh, my God! When you came in, I switched the channel. ō, tiān a! dāng nǐ yī jìn lái wǒ jiù zhuàn tái le |
| [24:50.92] | I was just watching regular porn. wǒ běn lái zhǐ shì zài kàn yì bān de sè qíng piàn |
| [24:54.69] | Really? zhēn de ma? |
| [24:55.99] | Yes. Just some good, oldfashioned, American, girlongirl action. shì de, zhǐ bù guò shì yī xiē zhèng cháng lǎo tào měi shì de nǚ duì nǚ dòng zuò piàn |
| [25:02.30] | Can I tell you how happy that makes me? zhè jiàn shì zhēn shì ràng wǒ tài gāo xìng le |
| [25:07.00] | You are an amazing wife. nǐ shì gè bù kě sī yì de lǎo pó |
| [25:10.14] | Really, you are amazing. You were actually gonna do this for me? zhēn de, tài bù kě sī yì le nǐ zhēn de yuàn yì wèi wǒ zhè yàng zuò? |
| [25:13.67] | Where do you find the strength and the understanding for that? nǐ shì zěn me huì yǒu zhè yàng de yì zhì gēn liàng jiě ne? |
| [25:19.21] | I' m very, very drunk right now. yīn wèi wǒ xiàn zài fēi cháng fēi cháng dì zuì |
| [25:28.86] | Ordinarily, I would talk to her, but my confidence is shaken. tōng cháng wǒ huì qù gēn tā dā shàn de dàn shì wǒ de zì xìn yǐ jīng dòng yáo le |
| [25:32.33] | Did I sleep with her? Did I not sleep with her? wǒ yǒu gēn tā shàng chuáng ma? wǒ méi yǒu gēn tā shàng chuáng ma? |
| [25:35.83] | Maybe this is a wakeup call. You know, about your whole dating attitude. huò xǔ gāi shì nǐ fǎn xǐng de shí hòu le jiǎn tǎo nǐ de zhěng gè yuē huì tài dù |
| [25:40.67] | You' re in your 30s and you have never been in a longterm relationship. nǐ yǐ jīng sān shí hǎo jǐ le méi yǒu tán guò yí gè cháng qī de liàn ài |
| [25:46.04] | Here you go from woman to woman.. nǚ rén cóng yí gè huàn dào lìng yí gè |
| [25:48.11] | meaningless experience to meaningless experience. méi yǒu yì yì de guān xì huàn dào lìng yí gè méi yǒu yì yì de guān xì |
| [25:50.68] | Never even worrying that it doesn' t turn into something more serious. cóng bù dān xīn zhèi xiē liàn qíng dōu méi yǒu rèn hé de fā zhǎn |
| [25:54.48] | You' re right. I love my life! nǐ shuō de méi cuò, wǒ ài sǐ wǒ de rén shēng le! |
| [26:01.69] | I actually did sleep with her. shì shí shàng wǒ gēn tā shàng guò chuáng le |
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