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Why should some days remain mundane? |
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The world outside is far from plain (Don't complain) |
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Whatever you set your mind to |
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That's exactly what you can do... |
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When you ride a unicorn to the store caus' you're bored |
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Or go to the court to divorce a townie dwarf |
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Oh, it's fantastic! |
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Impossible to rationally grasp it |
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When you float to a place 'cause you don't want to walk |
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Or take a boat into space 'cause you don't wanna talk |
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Oh, it's fantastic! |
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Enough to make you wanna do a backflip |
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Some people do say we're talking make believe |
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But thankfully |
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We're changing ties when we fly to a magic bakery |
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Magic bread, magic cake, |
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Nineteen high on your magic plate! |
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And chocolate moose! |
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Wash it down with orange juice! |
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When your cat gows wings and your dog starts to sing |
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'Cause you kissed a french queen in your new time machine |
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Oh, it's fantastic! |
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The distance from reality is drastic. |
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When the fork in the road is twenty feet tall |
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So you use it to masticate a giant meatball |
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Oh, it's fantastic! |
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So absolutely terribly gastric |
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Some people do say we're just day dreamin' |
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They start believin' |
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When you demonstrate your powers are fire breathing |
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Purple smoke, bright red flames! |
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Colors that will entertain! |
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Dicintergrate moose! |
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Bring it back with orange juice! |
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When you keep on dancing and the show never ends |
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And the entire universe eventually atendees (?) |
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It's fantastic! |
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Absolutely intergalactic! |
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Literately, not figuratively, |
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Not fictionally, ridiculously, |
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Fantastic, No going past it! |
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It's my pleasure and I'll never mask it! |
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It's fantastic! |
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Pass the orange juice! |