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[Intro] |
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[Verse 1:] |
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I gotta catch this flight |
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But I'm faded from drinking that goose |
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I told my mom and my girl that I'd be there |
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And they told me they'd be there too |
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My flight's on time |
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Alright, **** this line |
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Imma cut this *****t, like I cut that vine |
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Ill, I'm still - Moving through the line with ninja skill |
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Make sure that I ain't got no pills |
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What do you want man, what's your deal |
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[Hook:] |
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Step back, pull your pants up |
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Spread your legs, like this |
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Put your hands up |
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It's okay if you touch my **** |
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Cause this is the security check |
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Homegirl, spread those cheeks |
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'Till I can see what you ate last week |
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I better not find some *****t |
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Cause this is the security check |
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[Verse 2] |
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I gotta find gate D nine |
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It looks like I'll be fine |
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'Till I figured out that I queued in the wrong line |
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****, so i gotta go back with the terminals packed |
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I'm about to have a panic attack |
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Put me in a wheelchair |
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Get me to the gate now |
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Because I need to be there |
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If I'm not in the air |
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In about T minus Fifteen |
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Imma have to go and hijack a machine |
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[Hook] |
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[Verse 3] |
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Look Mom, I'm alright |
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But I don't think Imma make it home tonight |
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They got me locked up tight |
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Sitting in a cell with two Arabic guys |
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No mom it's cool |
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A dude like me is always gonna get through |
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Rich, white, jew, I hit 'em with the hebrew |
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MazelTov to you! |
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Shout out to Nexxus |
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Tell him the Lexus |
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Is up front when the publi*****ng check comes |
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And he can go buy some *****t |
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Cause this is the security check |
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[Bridge] |
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'Bout to be a classic |
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Let me see that ass on the dance floor spastic |
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Step on the gas ***** and then park that *****t |
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Cause this is a security check! |
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[Outro] |
