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It was way back in 2005, I was 27, |
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just starting to make it as an architect and living in New York with Marshall, my best friend from college. |
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My life was good. And then uncle Marshall went to screw the whole thing up. |
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Marshall: Will you marry me? |
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Ted: Yes, perfect. And then you're engaged, you pop the champagne, you drink a toast, you have sex on the kitchen floor. |
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Don't have sex on our kitchen floor. |
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Marshall: Got it.Thanks for helping me plan this out, Ted. |
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Ted: Dude, are you kidding? It's you and Lily. |
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I've been there for all the big moments of you and Lily. |
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The night you met, your first date, other first things. |
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Marshall: Yeah, sorry. We thought you were asleep. |
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Ted: It's physics, Marshall. If the bottom bunk moves, the top bunk moves, too. |
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My God, you're getting engaged tonight. |
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Marshall: Yeah. |
