| Ted :Barney? What, you're back? | |
| Barney :That's right. | |
| Ted :In a totally new costume. | |
| Barney :Every Halloween, I bring a spare costume in case I strike out with the hottest girl at the party. That way I have a second chance | |
| to make a first impression.What's with the face? | |
| Ted :It's half "you're pathetic,"half "I have to pee." | |
| Barney :So go to the bathroom. | |
| Ted :No, there's a huge line .I don't wanna miss the slutty pumpkin. | |
| Barney :So pee off the roof.Ted, pee off the roof. | |
| Angel :Whoa, I wouldn't do that if I were you.There's people walking down there. | |
| Barney :Come on, Ted.Who are you gonna listen to? Me or Mr. Goody-Goody over there? | |
| Angel :Yeah, whatever. You guys got some weed? | |
| Ted:巴尼?什么，你回来了 Barney:没错 Ted:还换了全新的装扮 Barney:每次万圣节我都带了备用行头,以防晚会上我被惹火美女踢出局。这样我就又多了一次机会去重塑第一印象。你表情怎么了？ Ted:一半是觉得你可悲，一半是我要小解 Barney:那去厕所啊 Ted:不行，那里在排很长的队,我也不想错过我的放荡南瓜 Barney:那从楼顶往下撒。噢，泰德，从楼顶往下撒尿 Angel：噢，我是你我可不这么做，下面有人在走 Barney:来吧，泰德，你要听谁的？我，还是那个好好先生？ Angel:好，怎么都好。你们有大烟吗 |
| Ted : Barney? What, you' re back? | |
| Barney : That' s right. | |
| Ted : In a totally new costume. | |
| Barney : Every Halloween, I bring a spare costume in case I strike out with the hottest girl at the party. That way I have a second chance | |
| to make a first impression. What' s with the face? | |
| Ted : It' s half " you' re pathetic," half " I have to pee." | |
| Barney : So go to the bathroom. | |
| Ted : No, there' s a huge line . I don' t wanna miss the slutty pumpkin. | |
| Barney : So pee off the roof. Ted, pee off the roof. | |
| Angel : Whoa, I wouldn' t do that if I were you. There' s people walking down there. | |
| Barney : Come on, Ted. Who are you gonna listen to? Me or Mr. GoodyGoody over there? | |
| Angel : Yeah, whatever. You guys got some weed? | |
| Ted: ba ni? shen me, ni hui lai le Barney: mei cuo Ted: hai huan le quan xin de zhuang ban Barney: mei ci wan sheng jie wo dou dai le bei yong xing tou, yi fang wan hui shang wo bei re huo mei nv ti chu ju. zhe yang wo jiu you duo le yi ci ji hui qu chong su di yi yin xiang. ni biao qing zen me le? Ted: yi ban shi jue de ni ke bei, yi ban shi wo yao xiao jie Barney: na qu ce suo a Ted: bu xing, na li zai pai hen zhang de dui, wo ye bu xiang cuo guo wo de fang dang nan gua Barney: na cong lou ding wang xia sa. o, tai de, cong lou ding wang xia sa niao Angel: o, wo shi ni wo ke bu zhe me zuo, xia mian you ren zai zou Barney: lai ba, tai de, ni yao ting shui de? wo, hai shi na ge hao hao xian sheng? Angel: hao, zen me dou hao. ni men you da yan ma |
| Ted : Barney? What, you' re back? | |
| Barney : That' s right. | |
| Ted : In a totally new costume. | |
| Barney : Every Halloween, I bring a spare costume in case I strike out with the hottest girl at the party. That way I have a second chance | |
| to make a first impression. What' s with the face? | |
| Ted : It' s half " you' re pathetic," half " I have to pee." | |
| Barney : So go to the bathroom. | |
| Ted : No, there' s a huge line . I don' t wanna miss the slutty pumpkin. | |
| Barney : So pee off the roof. Ted, pee off the roof. | |
| Angel : Whoa, I wouldn' t do that if I were you. There' s people walking down there. | |
| Barney : Come on, Ted. Who are you gonna listen to? Me or Mr. GoodyGoody over there? | |
| Angel : Yeah, whatever. You guys got some weed? | |
| Ted: bā ní? shén me, nǐ huí lái le Barney: méi cuò Ted: hái huàn le quán xīn de zhuāng bàn Barney: měi cì wàn shèng jiē wǒ dōu dài le bèi yòng xíng tou, yǐ fáng wǎn huì shàng wǒ bèi rě huǒ měi nǚ tī chū jú. zhè yàng wǒ jiù yòu duō le yī cì jī huì qù chóng sù dì yī yìn xiàng. nǐ biǎo qíng zěn me le? Ted: yī bàn shì jué de nǐ kě bēi, yī bàn shì wǒ yào xiǎo jiě Barney: nà qù cè suǒ a Ted: bù xíng, nà lǐ zài pái hěn zhǎng de duì, wǒ yě bù xiǎng cuò guò wǒ de fàng dàng nán guā Barney: nà cóng lóu dǐng wǎng xià sā. ō, tài dé, cóng lóu dǐng wǎng xià sā niào Angel: ō, wǒ shì nǐ wǒ kě bù zhè me zuò, xià miàn yǒu rén zài zǒu Barney: lái ba, tài dé, nǐ yào tīng shuí de? wǒ, hái shì nà gè hǎo hǎo xiān shēng? Angel: hǎo, zěn me dōu hǎo. nǐ men yǒu dà yān ma |
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