| Ted: Hi, Ellen. I think I want my money back. | |
| Woman: I'm a failure. I'm all washed up. I tried everything, Ted. I widened the search parameters, I tweaked the program. Last night, I stood out on the street for five hours showing your photo to random pedestrians. No takers. Although this transvestite hooker said he/she would do you for half price because you kind of look like John Cusack and his/her favorite movie was Say Anything... | |
| Ted: Come on, Ellen. I mean, a pint of ice cream. Isn't that a bit clich? | |
| Woman: It's for the bourbon. | |
| Ted: This isn't hopeless. You're gonna find someone for me. | |
| Woman: No, I won't. You're gonna die alone. | |
| Ted: I'm not gonna die alone. Look at me. I'm bright. I'm attractive. You just gotta get back out there and keep looking. | |
| Woman: No. You're never gonna find anybody. And every year, you're just getting older and it's getting harder and harder. | |
| Ted: You're being ridiculous. I'm gonna be up on that wall one of these days. | |
| Woman: No, you won't! | |
| Ted: Yes, I will! | |
| Woman: How do you know? | |
| Ted: I don't know, but I believe. Hell, if a cockroach and a mouse can find love in this crazy city, then damn it, so can I! | |
| Ted: 嗨, Ellen 我想要回我的钱 Woman: 我真失败 我全搞砸了. 我什么都试过了, 泰德, 我扩大了搜寻参数,在系统中搜索. 昨晚我站在大街上, 5个小时拿着你的照片希望能在行人中找到合适的人, 没人愿意. 尽管那些易装妓女说.. 他/她愿意半价让你上, 因为你长的象John Cusack 他/她最喜欢的电影明星 Ted: 别这样, Ellen. 我说, 一盒冰淇淋是不是太老套了 Woman: 这是用来装波旁的（一种威士忌酒） Ted: 别绝望. 你会给我找到合适的人的 Woman: 不, 我找不到. 你会孤独至死 Ted: 我不会孤独到死. 看看我, 我聪明, 我有吸引力. 你只要振作起来继续寻找 Woman: 不, 你永远找不到任何人适合你. 每过一年你就老一岁, 这就会变的更加困难 Ted: 这太可笑了, 不多久我将会出现在这面墙上 Woman: 不, 你不会 Ted: 不, 我会 Woman: 你怎么知道 Ted: 我不清楚, 但是我相信! 如果一只蟑螂和老鼠能在这城市找到真爱. 那么, 他妈的, 我也能 |
| Ted: Hi, Ellen. I think I want my money back. | |
| Woman: I' m a failure. I' m all washed up. I tried everything, Ted. I widened the search parameters, I tweaked the program. Last night, I stood out on the street for five hours showing your photo to random pedestrians. No takers. Although this transvestite hooker said he she would do you for half price because you kind of look like John Cusack and his her favorite movie was Say Anything... | |
| Ted: Come on, Ellen. I mean, a pint of ice cream. Isn' t that a bit clich? | |
| Woman: It' s for the bourbon. | |
| Ted: This isn' t hopeless. You' re gonna find someone for me. | |
| Woman: No, I won' t. You' re gonna die alone. | |
| Ted: I' m not gonna die alone. Look at me. I' m bright. I' m attractive. You just gotta get back out there and keep looking. | |
| Woman: No. You' re never gonna find anybody. And every year, you' re just getting older and it' s getting harder and harder. | |
| Ted: You' re being ridiculous. I' m gonna be up on that wall one of these days. | |
| Woman: No, you won' t! | |
| Ted: Yes, I will! | |
| Woman: How do you know? | |
| Ted: I don' t know, but I believe. Hell, if a cockroach and a mouse can find love in this crazy city, then damn it, so can I! | |
| Ted: hai, Ellen wo xiang yao hui wo de qian Woman: wo zhen shi bai wo quan gao za le. wo shen me du shi guo le, tai de, wo kuo da le sou xun can shu, zai xi tong zhong sou suo. zuo wan wo zhan zai da jie shang, 5 ge xiao shi na zhe ni de zhao pian xi wang neng zai hang ren zhong zhao dao he shi de ren, mei ren yuan yi. jin guan nei xie yi zhuang ji nv shuo.. ta ta yuan yi ban jia rang ni shang, yin wei ni zhang de xiang John Cusack ta ta zui xi huan de dian ying ming xing Ted: bie zhe yang, Ellen. wo shuo, yi he bing qi lin shi bu shi tai lao tao le Woman: zhe shi yong lai zhuang bo pang de yi zhong wei shi ji jiu Ted: bie jue wang. ni hui gei wo zhao dao he shi de ren de Woman: bu, wo zhao bu dao. ni hui gu du zhi si Ted: wo bu hui gu du dao si. kan kan wo, wo cong ming, wo you xi yin li. ni zhi yao zhen zuo qi lai ji xu xun zhao Woman: bu, ni yong yuan zhao bu dao ren he ren shi he ni. mei guo yi nian ni jiu lao yi sui, zhe jiu hui bian de geng jia kun nan Ted: zhe tai ke xiao le, bu duo jiu wo jiang hui chu xian zai zhe mian qiang shang Woman: bu, ni bu hui Ted: bu, wo hui Woman: ni zen me zhi dao Ted: wo bu qing chu, dan shi wo xiang xin! ru guo yi zhi zhang lang he lao shu neng zai zhe cheng shi zhao dao zhen ai. na me, ta ma de, wo ye neng |
| Ted: Hi, Ellen. I think I want my money back. | |
| Woman: I' m a failure. I' m all washed up. I tried everything, Ted. I widened the search parameters, I tweaked the program. Last night, I stood out on the street for five hours showing your photo to random pedestrians. No takers. Although this transvestite hooker said he she would do you for half price because you kind of look like John Cusack and his her favorite movie was Say Anything... | |
| Ted: Come on, Ellen. I mean, a pint of ice cream. Isn' t that a bit clich? | |
| Woman: It' s for the bourbon. | |
| Ted: This isn' t hopeless. You' re gonna find someone for me. | |
| Woman: No, I won' t. You' re gonna die alone. | |
| Ted: I' m not gonna die alone. Look at me. I' m bright. I' m attractive. You just gotta get back out there and keep looking. | |
| Woman: No. You' re never gonna find anybody. And every year, you' re just getting older and it' s getting harder and harder. | |
| Ted: You' re being ridiculous. I' m gonna be up on that wall one of these days. | |
| Woman: No, you won' t! | |
| Ted: Yes, I will! | |
| Woman: How do you know? | |
| Ted: I don' t know, but I believe. Hell, if a cockroach and a mouse can find love in this crazy city, then damn it, so can I! | |
| Ted: hāi, Ellen wǒ xiǎng yào huí wǒ de qián Woman: wǒ zhēn shī bài wǒ quán gǎo zá le. wǒ shén me dū shì guò le, tài dé, wǒ kuò dà le sōu xún cān shù, zài xì tǒng zhōng sōu suǒ. zuó wǎn wǒ zhàn zài dà jiē shàng, 5 gè xiǎo shí ná zhe nǐ de zhào piān xī wàng néng zài háng rén zhōng zhǎo dào hé shì de rén, méi rén yuàn yì. jǐn guǎn nèi xiē yì zhuāng jì nǚ shuō.. tā tā yuàn yì bàn jià ràng nǐ shàng, yīn wèi nǐ zhǎng de xiàng John Cusack tā tā zuì xǐ huān de diàn yǐng míng xīng Ted: bié zhè yàng, Ellen. wǒ shuō, yī hé bīng qí lín shì bú shì tài lǎo tào le Woman: zhè shì yòng lái zhuāng bō páng de yī zhǒng wēi shì jì jiǔ Ted: bié jué wàng. nǐ huì gěi wǒ zhǎo dào hé shì de rén de Woman: bù, wǒ zhǎo bu dào. nǐ huì gū dú zhì sǐ Ted: wǒ bú huì gū dú dào sǐ. kàn kàn wǒ, wǒ cōng míng, wǒ yǒu xī yǐn lì. nǐ zhǐ yào zhèn zuò qǐ lái jì xù xún zhǎo Woman: bù, nǐ yǒng yuǎn zhǎo bu dào rèn hé rén shì hé nǐ. měi guò yī nián nǐ jiù lǎo yī suì, zhè jiù huì biàn de gèng jiā kùn nán Ted: zhè tài kě xiào le, bù duō jiǔ wǒ jiāng huì chū xiàn zài zhè miàn qiáng shàng Woman: bù, nǐ bú huì Ted: bù, wǒ huì Woman: nǐ zěn me zhī dào Ted: wǒ bù qīng chǔ, dàn shì wǒ xiāng xìn! rú guǒ yì zhī zhāng láng hé lǎo shǔ néng zài zhè chéng shì zhǎo dào zhēn ài. nà me, tā mā de, wǒ yě néng |
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