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What do you give someone |
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Who's already got one of everything you thought would be the perfect |
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Accoutrement to their unnerving temperament? |
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Attention |
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What could a lowly peasant being like myself |
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Offer a perfect pleasant savior of humanity |
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The redeemer of us sickly, sinning hillbillies? |
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Attention |
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Just one more resounding stab at all the others |
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You've almost blown your cover |
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But your traps don't stick |
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One more bottle should do the trick |
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Discreetly cleansing the remnants of every disdainful quip |
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You found no escape route |
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But I know you well enough to hate you now |
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It's too bad you haven't figured that out |
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What do you call someone |
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Who calls you out on DIY ethics you don't embody |
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As he drains his dad and mommy's monthly data plan? |
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An asshole |
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With an iPhone |
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I'll admit, I'm in the same boat |
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Caught between my adolescent safety net |
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And where the world wants me to be |
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But I never use that as an excuse |
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To treat my friends the way that you treat me |
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Just one more distorted, sad attempt at humor |
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From the jagged, bleeding tumor in our throat |
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Malignance at best, and quick to address yourself |
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As anything other than what we've learned to expect |
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The patron saint of Good God Damn |
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I'll kick myself to sleep |
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Before I shake that grimy, dirty, crusted, arrogant hand |
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So please leave my house |