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Cowboys and pioneers, come lend your eyes and ears |
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I've got the need to testify |
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Don't try to fill your nest out in the open west |
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'cuz there's a million ways to die |
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Six bullets in the gut or just a paper cut |
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...too many ways to quantify |
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They'll cut your ankle off to cure a minor cough |
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'cuz there's a million ways to die |
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It's a hundred and one in the shade of the sun |
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If you fall asleep, you fry |
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You can live like a saint but there just really ain't |
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No avoiding a million ways to die |
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Smallpox and bigger pox, and deadly tomahawks |
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...or God forbid you steal a pie |
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They'll blast you into shards for bein' good at cards |
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'cuz there's a million ways to die |
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Out on the desert plains it hardly ever rains |
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And you can hear coyotes cry |
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They'll eat you up and then they'll crap you out again |
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'cuz there's a million ways to die |
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With a whoosh and a whack there's a knife in your back |
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'cuz you got a fancy tie... |
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It's a kick in the pants but you don't have a chance |
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Of escaping a million ways to die |