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Yeah!! |
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Dad says "Act your age." |
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You heard the man, it's time to rage! |
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Blast the bass, turn out the light |
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Ain't nobody home tonight! |
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Drink, smoke, it's all cool. |
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Let's get naked in my pool! |
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Punch the wall and start a fight! |
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Ain't nobody home tonight! |
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His folks got a waterbed. |
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Come upstairs and rest your head. |
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Let's rub each other's backs |
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while watching porn on Cinemax! |
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CHANDLER, KURT, RAM, KIDS |
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The folks are gone, |
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it's time for big fun! Big fun! |
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We're up till dawn |
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having some big fun! Big fun! |
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When mom and dad forget |
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to lock the liquor cabinet, |
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it's big fun! Big fun! |
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Okay okay okay, So it's salt, and then lime, and then shot? |
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No, salt, then - |
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You're doing it wrong! |
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What? Really? 'Cause I feel great. |
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Veronica, you're looking good tonight! |
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Whoa. |
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A hot guy smiled at me, |
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without a trace of mockery! |
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Everyone's high as a kite, |
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ain't nobody home tonight! |
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Stoned. Zoned. I should quit... |
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Hey, is that *****? I want a hit. |
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Fill that joint and roll it tight, |
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ain't nobody home tonight! |
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Dreams are coming true |
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when people laugh but not at you! |
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I'm not alone! I'm not afraid! |
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I feel like Bono at Live Aid! |
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The house is ours, |
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it's time for big fun! |
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Big fun! |
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Let's use their showers, |
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that sounds like |
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Big fun! Big fun! |
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Crack open one more case! |
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(VERONICA observes couple making out) |
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I that that's what they call |
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"third base." |
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Big fun! Big fun! Big fun! |
| [01:46.05] |
That actually looks like - |
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Big fun! Big fun! Big fun! |
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(KURT holds up a pig pinata with a sign that says "Jefferson Razorbacks") |
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All right, people! Listen up! |
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What is Westerberg gonna do to the Razorbacks at Sunday's game? |
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(RAM mimes sex with the pinata) |
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Gonna make 'em go |
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Whee! Whee! Whee! Whee! |
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Big fun! Big fun! |
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Way to show maturity! |
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Big fun! Big fun! |
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(RAM grabs HEATHER by the hips and does to her what he's been doing to the pinata) |
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Quit it jackass, get off of me! |
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Big fun! Big fun! |
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Yo! Ram! Emergency! |
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I just saw some freshman sneaking over the pool fence! |
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I hate freshman! Where are you little *****s? I'm coming for you!... |
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(to HEATHER DUKE) You okay? |
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I didn't need your help. |
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(HEATHER DUKE gives VERONICA the finger) |
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Aw, thanks for the finger, Heather, but I don't need to vomit right now. |
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The party's hot, hot, hot. |
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It's time for big fun! Big fun! |
| [02:31.51] |
You need a jello shot! |
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We're having big fun! Big fun! |
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(MARTHA arrives at the party) |
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Martha Dumptruck, in the flesh. |
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Here comes the Cootie Squad. |
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Shup up, Heather. |
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Sorry, Heather. |
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Look who's with her -- Oh, my God! |
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(Points to VERONICA) |
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Dang! Dang! Diggety-dang-a-dang! |
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Dang-dang! Diggety-dang-a-dang! |
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I can't believe you actually came. |
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It's exciting, right? |
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Oh, I wanna say hello to Ram. I brought sparkling cider. |
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Showing up here took some guts. |
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Time to rip them out. |
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(HEATHER DUKE holds up the pig pinata) |
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Well, who's this pig remind you of? |
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Especially the snout. |
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Hah! |
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Dang, dang, diggety-dang-a-dang! |
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Dang, dang, diggety-dang-a-dang! |
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(THE HEATHERS exit with the pinata, MARTHA approaches RAM) |
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Where the hell are those freshman? |
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Hi, Ram. I wasn't gonna come, |
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but since you took the time to write that sweet note... |
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(Hands RAM the sparkling cider) |
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What note? Why d'you gotta be so weird all the time? |
| [03:18.67] |
People wouldn't hate you so much if you acted normal. |
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(Chugs and spits the cider) |
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There's no alcohol in here! |
| [03:26.20] |
Are you trying to poison me? |
| [03:29.54] |
Dang, dang, diggety-dang-a-dang (x3) |
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Diggety-dang-a-dang! |
| [03:37.22] |
The folks are gone, |
| [03:38.96] |
it's time for big fun! Big fun! |
| [03:41.76] |
We're up till dawn |
| [03:43.20] |
having some big fun! Big fun! |
| [03:45.64] |
So let the speakers blow, |
| [03:47.78] |
they'll buy another stereo. |
| [03:49.83] |
Our folks got no clue |
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'bout all the *****t their children do. |
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Why are they surprised? |
| [03:55.83] |
Whenever we're unsupervised, |
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it's big fun! Big fun! |
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Big fun! Big fun! Big fun! Whooo! |
