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I'm best friends with Optimus Prime |
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The godfather of a cylon hybrid child |
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I ride my bicycle to work and i've never been a jerk |
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I've got a spare umbrella every time it's stormin' |
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and I'm a Mormon |
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Well when Luke went down to take out the death star |
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he flipped that targeting computer on |
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I was the voice inside his head sayin' "use the force instead" |
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i taught Green Day to live without warnin' |
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and I'm a Mormon |
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Well, your faith has been around for centuries |
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but mine just put my family on TV |
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Yeah I'm similar to you, just a little more improved |
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yeah the life I Iead the one you've always wanted |
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And I'm a Mormon |
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When it was lookin' like all hope was lost |
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I captured all of Al-Queda inside a pokeball |
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yeah this might be big of me, but man i love polygamy |
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i really wish that kind of thing was normal |
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cause I'm a Mormon |
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And when aliens invaded the planet |
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and we didn't know if we would survive, |
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it was Will Smith and me fightin' for humanity |
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yeah our pop-up adds are anything but borin' |
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and I'm a Mormon |
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Well, your faith has been around for centuries |
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but mine just put my family on TV |
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Yeah I'm similar to you, just a little more improved |
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yeah the life I Iead the one you've always wanted |
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And I'm a Mormon |
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I'm just as middle class and happy as can be |
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maybe you've seen my commercials on tv |
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Havin' faith is so much fun yeah I'm tellin' everyone |
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that is having your own planet is important |
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become a mormon. |
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Well, your faith has been around for centuries |
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but mine just put my family on TV |
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Oh if he could just see me, Joseph Smith would be tickled pink |
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I wake up to a new wife every mornin' |
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And I'm a Mormon |
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