[00:30.52] | When Jason was at the table |
[00:31.75] | I kept seeing him look at me when he was with that other girl |
[00:34.16] | Do you think he was just doing that to make me jealous? |
[00:36.48] | Because he was totally texting me all night last night |
[00:39.34] | and I don't know if it's a booty call or not |
[00:40.98] | |
[00:43.07] | Did you think that girl was pretty? |
[00:45.22] | How did that girl even get in here? |
[00:46.65] | Did you see her? |
[00:47.78] | She is so short and that dress is so tacky |
[00:48.71] | Who wears cheetah? |
[00:49.69] | It's not even summer, why does the DJ keep on playing Summertime sadness? |
[00:51.86] | After we go to the bathroom, can we go smoke a cigarette? |
[00:54.86] | I really need one |
[00:56.34] | But first, LET ME TAKE A SELFIE |
[01:30.26] | Can you guys help me pick a filter? |
[01:31.69] | |
[01:33.88] | I want to look tan |
[01:34.97] | What should my caption be? |
[01:36.25] | I want it to be clever |
[01:37.42] | How about "Livin' with my ladies, Hashtag LIV"“Livin' with my ladies, Hashtag LIV“ |
[01:38.18] | I only got 10 likes in the last 5 minutes |
[01:42.39] | Do you think I should take it down? |
[01:44.00] | LET ME TAKE ANOTHER SELFIE |
[02:15.28] | |
[02:17.92] | What a creep |
[02:18.91] | Is that guy sleeping over there? |
[02:20.31] | Yeah, the one next to the girl with no shoes on |
[02:22.75] | Thats so ratchet.. |
[02:24.35] | That girl is such a fake mode |
[02:25.95] | She definitely bought all her Instagram followers |
[02:28.53] | Who goes out on Mondays? |
[02:30.08] | OK lets go take some shots |
[02:32.21] | Oh no, I feel like I'm gonna throw up |
[02:34.67] | Oh wait never mind I'm fine |
[02:36.60] | Lets go dance |
[02:37.81] | There's no vodka at this table |
[02:38.84] | Do you know anyone else here? |
[02:40.29] | |
[02:42.25] | Should I go home with him? |
[02:43.78] | I GUESS I TOOK A GOOD SELFIE |
[02:51.59] | LET ME TAKE A SELFIE |
[00:30.52] | When Jason was at the table |
[00:31.75] | I kept seeing him look at me when he was with that other girl |
[00:34.16] | Do you think he was just doing that to make me jealous? |
[00:36.48] | Because he was totally texting me all night last night |
[00:39.34] | and I don' t know if it' s a booty call or not |
[00:40.98] | |
[00:43.07] | Did you think that girl was pretty? |
[00:45.22] | How did that girl even get in here? |
[00:46.65] | Did you see her? |
[00:47.78] | She is so short and that dress is so tacky |
[00:48.71] | Who wears cheetah? |
[00:49.69] | It' s not even summer, why does the DJ keep on playing Summertime sadness? |
[00:51.86] | After we go to the bathroom, can we go smoke a cigarette? |
[00:54.86] | I really need one |
[00:56.34] | But first, LET ME TAKE A SELFIE |
[01:30.26] | Can you guys help me pick a filter? |
[01:31.69] | |
[01:33.88] | I want to look tan |
[01:34.97] | What should my caption be? |
[01:36.25] | I want it to be clever |
[01:37.42] | How about " Livin' with my ladies, Hashtag LIV"" Livin' with my ladies, Hashtag LIV" |
[01:38.18] | I only got 10 likes in the last 5 minutes |
[01:42.39] | Do you think I should take it down? |
[01:44.00] | LET ME TAKE ANOTHER SELFIE |
[02:15.28] | |
[02:17.92] | What a creep |
[02:18.91] | Is that guy sleeping over there? |
[02:20.31] | Yeah, the one next to the girl with no shoes on |
[02:22.75] | Thats so ratchet.. |
[02:24.35] | That girl is such a fake mode |
[02:25.95] | She definitely bought all her Instagram followers |
[02:28.53] | Who goes out on Mondays? |
[02:30.08] | OK lets go take some shots |
[02:32.21] | Oh no, I feel like I' m gonna throw up |
[02:34.67] | Oh wait never mind I' m fine |
[02:36.60] | Lets go dance |
[02:37.81] | There' s no vodka at this table |
[02:38.84] | Do you know anyone else here? |
[02:40.29] | |
[02:42.25] | Should I go home with him? |
[02:43.78] | I GUESS I TOOK A GOOD SELFIE |
[02:51.59] | LET ME TAKE A SELFIE |
[00:30.52] | When Jason was at the table |
[00:31.75] | I kept seeing him look at me when he was with that other girl |
[00:34.16] | Do you think he was just doing that to make me jealous? |
[00:36.48] | Because he was totally texting me all night last night |
[00:39.34] | and I don' t know if it' s a booty call or not |
[00:40.98] | |
[00:43.07] | Did you think that girl was pretty? |
[00:45.22] | How did that girl even get in here? |
[00:46.65] | Did you see her? |
[00:47.78] | She is so short and that dress is so tacky |
[00:48.71] | Who wears cheetah? |
[00:49.69] | It' s not even summer, why does the DJ keep on playing Summertime sadness? |
[00:51.86] | After we go to the bathroom, can we go smoke a cigarette? |
[00:54.86] | I really need one |
[00:56.34] | But first, LET ME TAKE A SELFIE |
[01:30.26] | Can you guys help me pick a filter? |
[01:31.69] | |
[01:33.88] | I want to look tan |
[01:34.97] | What should my caption be? |
[01:36.25] | I want it to be clever |
[01:37.42] | How about " Livin' with my ladies, Hashtag LIV"" Livin' with my ladies, Hashtag LIV" |
[01:38.18] | I only got 10 likes in the last 5 minutes |
[01:42.39] | Do you think I should take it down? |
[01:44.00] | LET ME TAKE ANOTHER SELFIE |
[02:15.28] | |
[02:17.92] | What a creep |
[02:18.91] | Is that guy sleeping over there? |
[02:20.31] | Yeah, the one next to the girl with no shoes on |
[02:22.75] | Thats so ratchet.. |
[02:24.35] | That girl is such a fake mode |
[02:25.95] | She definitely bought all her Instagram followers |
[02:28.53] | Who goes out on Mondays? |
[02:30.08] | OK lets go take some shots |
[02:32.21] | Oh no, I feel like I' m gonna throw up |
[02:34.67] | Oh wait never mind I' m fine |
[02:36.60] | Lets go dance |
[02:37.81] | There' s no vodka at this table |
[02:38.84] | Do you know anyone else here? |
[02:40.29] | |
[02:42.25] | Should I go home with him? |
[02:43.78] | I GUESS I TOOK A GOOD SELFIE |
[02:51.59] | LET ME TAKE A SELFIE |
[00:30.52] | 当杰森坐在桌子旁边的时候 |
[00:31.75] | 我看见他在和其他女孩子在一起的时候总喜欢盯着我 |
[00:34.16] | 你觉得他那样做只是为了让我嫉妒吗? |
[00:36.48] | 因为他昨天晚上发了一整晚的微信给我 |
[00:39.34] | 说实话我还真不知道这算不算是一次胜利 |
[00:40.98] | Sooo... like what do you think?那...话说你怎么看? |
[00:43.07] | 你觉得那个女的很不错? |
[00:45.22] | 那女的怎么会在这里的? |
[00:46.65] | 你见到她没? |
[00:47.78] | 她又矮衣服又俗气 |
[00:48.71] | 拜托现在谁还穿豹纹? |
[00:49.69] | 现在又不是夏天,哪个DJ还会心血来潮玩夏日丧曲? |
[00:51.86] | 你介意我们冲个澡之后再来根烟? |
[00:54.86] | 我真特么想抽 |
[00:56.34] | 等等,先让我来张自拍 |
[01:30.26] | 姐们儿,能帮我挑个滤镜? |
[01:31.69] | I don't know if I should go with XX Pro or Valencia我实在不知道我应该选XX专业还是Valencia |
[01:33.88] | 我想看上去更美黑些 |
[01:34.97] | 我要加上些什么字捏 |
[01:36.25] | 一定要让它显得我很有头脑 |
[01:37.42] | 怎么样? |
[01:38.18] | 就5分钟就只给老娘10个赞 |
[01:42.39] | 你觉得我应该把它删掉吗? |
[01:44.00] | 看老娘我再来一张 |
[02:15.28] | Wait pause, Jason just liked my selfie等等,等一下,Jason刚才赞了我的照片 |
[02:17.92] | 真教人吃惊 |
[02:18.91] | 那家伙还睡在那里吗? |
[02:20.31] | 没错儿,就那个没穿鞋的女的的旁边的那个 |
[02:22.75] | 那真是渗人 |
[02:24.35] | 那女的就是一模子刻出来的冒牌货 |
[02:25.95] | 她肯定是买通了她所有微博的粉丝(哪会有那么多赞) |
[02:28.53] | 谁礼拜一出去? |
[02:30.08] | 好吧 让我们拍些合影 |
[02:32.21] | 噢不,我感觉我就要吐了 |
[02:34.67] | 哦别担心我没事的 |
[02:36.60] | 来,继续跳舞 |
[02:37.81] | 这张桌子没伏特加 |
[02:38.84] | 你知道有别的什么人在这儿么? |
[02:40.29] | Oh my god, Jason just texted me我的天啊,Jason刚才又发微信给我 |
[02:42.25] | 我该不该回去和他鬼混呢? |
[02:43.78] | 我之前还真可能照了一张诱人的自拍哟 |
[02:51.59] | 让我自拍一张 |