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CONSTABLE: |
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So sorry to interrupt such a festive occasion, |
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but I'm under strict instructions to arrest you - for murder. |
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MONTY: |
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Murder? |
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Stop! Wait! What?! |
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Well, I didn't kill Adalbert D'Ysquith |
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Though that certainly was my intent |
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Rather haunted, I jest |
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That I could be arrested |
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For something that I only meant |
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And it couldn't be poor cousin Asquith |
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For he graciously died on his own |
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Was that hole in the ice |
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Just a bit too precise? |
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Was my presence at Chisolmire known? |
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Murder,interesting? |
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CONSTABLE: |
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I'm afraid so, your Lordship. |
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Stop! Wait! When?! |
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I should doubt I was seen in the harbor |
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Lady Hyacinth fell in so fast |
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As for Salame's end |
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All suspicion would send |
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Them at once to that backstabbing cast |
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Did the beastings reveal my deception? |
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Was I seen at the weight lifting hall? |
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How rude to intrude |
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On this lovely reception |
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For I am the Earl after all |
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Yes, I am the Earl after all |
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Though it's come, I concede, at a cost |
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But, where was my blunder |
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My weakness, I wonder? |
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Is all of it now to be lost? |
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Is all of it now to be lost? |
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Murdering whom? |
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CONSTABLE: |
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Lord Adalbert D'Ysquith, eighth Earl of Highhurst. |
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MONTY: |
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Stop! Wait! Who?! |
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For the murder of Adalbert D'Ysquith? |
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Were there ever a farce, this is it |
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I am almost amused |
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I should stand here accused |
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Of a murder I didn't commit |
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But surely, the Earl died of a heart attack. |
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CONSTABLE: |
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No, your Lordship. It was foul play. |
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MONTY: |
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Of course, I should like to inquire |
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By what method he happened to die |
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But what is the point |
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When events now conspire |
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To lead them to think it was I? |
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I dispatched half a dozen |
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Each one a cousin |
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All of them quite by design |
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It is not a defense |
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It just makes no sense |
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This murder was not one of mine! |
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