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You're your own worst enemy |
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You're a walking catastrophe |
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You get up every morning |
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On the wrong side of the bed |
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You butter your hand instead of your bread |
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Drink enough coffee to wake up the dead |
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You're doing 85 and the light is turning red |
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The judge took your license and forbid you to drive |
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And your heart is pumping bacon |
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And you're barely alive |
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You're your own worst enemy |
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You're a walking catastrophe |
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You're at war with yourself and nobody else |
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You're a danger, you're a danger |
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You trip on your shoelace and fall on your face |
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Your hair is a mess, your clothes are disgrace |
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Your stocks went south and your girlfriend is gay |
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Your dog ate your cat and that was your good day |
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You're your own worst enemy |
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You're a walking catastrophe |
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You're at war with yourself and nobody else |
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You're a danger |
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You're your own worst enemy |
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You're a walking catastrophe |
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You're at war with yourself and nobody else |
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You're a danger |
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You're a danger to every stranger |
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You're a mess, yes, yes |
