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I don't drink tea |
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Or white Chablis |
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I sit around and watch |
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TVDon't send flowers |
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Or take showers |
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But I'll be there to pull your weeds |
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Oh yeahI don't read books |
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I don't French cook |
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Or stroll around in galleries |
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I hate opera |
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I hate Oprah |
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Don't fill my head with poetry |
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You just want to squeeze my masculinity |
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Why can't you leave it alone? |
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Hey, hey, |
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I ain't gonna change |
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Ah, hey, hey, don't you love me this way? |
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Hey, hey, |
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I am what |
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I amSo please understand, |
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I'm not your fantasy man |
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I don't do dishes |
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And I'm suspicious |
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Of any grown up man who does |
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I'm homophobic |
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Don't do aerobics |
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Just lay around and catch a buzz |
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You just want to squeeze my masculinity |
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Why can't you leave it alone? |
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Hey, hey, |
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I ain't gonna change |
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Ah, hey, hey, don't you love me this way? |
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Hey, hey, |
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I am what |
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I amSo please understand, |
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I'm not your fantasy man |
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Hey, hey, |
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I ain't gonna change |
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Ah, hey, hey, don't you love me this way? |
|
Hey, hey, |
|
I am what |
|
I amSo please understand, |
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I'm not your fantasy man |
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HeyHey, hey |
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HeyHey, hey |
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You just want to squeeze my masculinity |
|
Why can't you leave it alone? |
|
Hey, hey, |
|
I ain't gonna change |
|
Ah hey, hey, don't you love me this way? |
|
Hey, hey, |
|
I am what |
|
I amSo please understand, |
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I'm not you fantasy man |
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Hey, hey, |
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I ain't gonna change |
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Ah, hey, hey, don't you love me this way? |
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Hey, hey, |
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I am what |
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I amSo please understand, |
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I'm not your fantasy man |
