Crazy Rap 歌词
| 歌曲 | Crazy Rap |
| 歌手 | Afroman |
| 专辑 | The Good Times |
| 下载 | Image LRC TXT |
| [00:00.00] | 作曲 : Foreman |
| [00:01.00] | a minute' man. Hey' check this out' tell it. It was this blind man' right? |
| [00:04.50] | Man' check this out- it was this blind man' right? |
| [00:06.74] | He was feelin' his way down the street with this stick' right? |
| [00:09.24] | Hey. He walked past this fish market' you know what I'm sayin'? |
| [00:12.48] | He stopped' he took a deep breath' he said' |
| [00:16.35] | Woooooo' good morning' ladies. |
| [00:20.85] | You like that shit' man? Hey' man' I got a gang of that shit' man. |
| [00:24.65] | I tell you what- my man on the guitar' fool on the drums' |
| [00:29.25] | everybody just crowd around the mic' I'll tell you all these mutha-fuckin' jokes. |
| [00:33.31] | But first' I'ma start it off like this. Hey' help me sing it' |
| [00:37.30] | Colt 45 and two Zig Zags' baby that's all we need. |
| [00:42.54] | We can go to the park after dark' smoke that tumbleweed. |
| [00:47.47] | And as the marijuana burns we can take our turns' singing them dirty rap songs |
| [00:52.28] | Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong' sell tapes from here to Hong Kong. |
| [00:57.08] | So roll' roll' roll my joint. Pick out the seeds and stems. |
| [01:01.95] | Feelin' high as hell flyin' through Palmdale' skatin' on Dayton rims. |
| [01:06.94] | So roll' roll the '83 Cadillac Coup de Ville. |
| [01:11.56] | If my tapes and my cds just don't sell' I bet my caddy will. |
| [01:16.42] | Well it was just sundown in a small white town. They call it Eastside Palmdale. |
| [01:21.29] | When the Afroman walked through the white land' houses went up for sale. |
| [01:25.85] | Well' I was standin' on the corner sellin' rap cds when I met a little girl named Jan. |
| [01:30.93] | I let her ride in my Caddy cause I didn't know her daddy was the leader of the Klu Klux Klan. |
| [01:36.17] | We fucked on the bed' fucked on the flo'' fucked so long' I grew a fuckin' afro. |
| [01:40.93] | Then I fucked to the left' fucked to the right. She sucked my dick 'til the shit turned white. |
| [01:46.05] | I thought to myself' Sheba' Sheba! Got my ass lookin' like a ZEBRA! |
| [01:50.29] | I pulled on my clothes and I was on my way' until her daddy pulled up in a Chevrolet. |
| [01:55.35] | I ran. I jumped out the back window' but her daddy' he was with waitin' a 2 x 4. |
| [02:00.24] | Oh' he beat me to the left' he beat me to the right. The mutha-fucker whooped my ass all night. |
| [02:05.11] | But I ain't mad at her prejudiced dad' that's the best damn pussy I ever had. |
| [02:10.29] | I got a bag of weed and a bottle of wine. I'm a fuck that bitch just one more time. |
| [02:15.16] | Colt 45 and two Zig Zags' baby that's all we need. |
| [02:19.03] | We can go to the park after dark' smoke that tumbleweed. |
| [02:24.08] | And as the marijuana burns we can take our turns' singing them dirty rap songs |
| [02:28.45] | Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong' sell tapes from here to Hong Kong. |
| [02:33.81] | So roll' roll' roll my joint. Pick out the seeds and stems. |
| [02:38.43] | Feelin' high as hell flyin' through Palmdale' skatin' on Dayton rims. |
| [02:43.61] | So roll' roll the '83 Cadillac Coup de Ville. |
| [02:48.35] | If my tapes and my cds just don't sell' I bet my caddy will. |
| [02:53.85] | I met this lady in Hollywood. She had green hair' but damn she looked good. |
| [02:58.59] | I took her to my house' cause she was fine' but she whipped out a dick that was bigger than mine. |
| [03:04.33] | I met this lady from Japan' never made love with an African. |
| [03:07.57] | I fucked her once' I fucked her twice. I ate that pussy like shrimp fried rice. |
| [03:12.88] | Don't be amazed at the stories I tell ya. I met a woman in the heart of Australia. |
| [03:18.06] | Had a big butt and big titties' too' so I hopped in her ass like a kangaroo. |
| [03:22.74] | See' I met this lady from Hawaii. Stuck it in her ass' and she said' Aiiiiieeee! |
| [03:27.85] | Lips was breakfast' pussy was lunch' then her titties busted open with Hawaiian Punch. |
| [03:32.41] | Met Colonel Sander's wife in the state of Kentucky. She said' I'll fry some chicken if you just fuck me. |
| [03:37.96] | I came in her mouth. It was a crisis. I gave her my secret blend of herbs and spices. |
| [03:42.77] | Colt 45 and two Zig Zags' baby that's all we need. |
| [03:46.20] | We can go to the park after dark' smoke that tumbleweed. |
| [03:51.19] | And as the marijuana burns we can take our turns' singing them dirty rap songs |
| [03:56.25] | Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong' sell tapes from here to Hong Kong. |
| [04:01.43] | I met Dolly Parton in Tennessee. Her titties were filled with Hennesy. |
| [04:06.10] | That country music nearly drove me crazy' but I rode that ass and said' Yes' Miss Daisy! |
| [04:11.35] | Met this lady in Oklahoma; put that pussy in a coma. |
| [04:15.90] | Met this lady in Michigan; I can't wait 'til I fuck that bitch again. |
| [04:20.65] | Met a real black girl in South Carolina; fucked her 'til she turned into a white albino. |
| [04:25.70] | Fucked this hooker in Iowa. I fucked her on credit' so I owe her. |
| [04:30.94] | Fucked this girl' down in Georgia; came in her mouth. Man' I thought I told ya. |
| [04:35.81] | Met this beautiful sexy ho; she just ran cross the border of Mexico. |
| [04:39.80] | Fine young thing' said her name's Maria. I wrapped her up just like a Hot Tortilla. |
| [04:45.23] | I wanna get married' but I can't afford it. I know I'ma cry when she gets deported. |
| [04:49.91] | Colt 45 and two Zig Zags' baby that's all we need. |
| [04:54.15] | We can go to the park after dark' smoke that tumbleweed. |
| [04:59.40] | And as the marijuana burns we can take our turns' singing them dirty rap songs |
| [05:04.14] | Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong' sell tapes from here to Hong Kong. |
| [05:08.95] | So roll' roll' roll my joint. Pick out the seeds and stems. |
| [05:13.62] | Feelin' high as hell flyin' through Palmdale' skatin' on Dayton rims. |
| [05:18.55] | So roll' roll the '83 Cadillac Coup de Ville. |
| [05:23.42] | If my tapes and my cds just don't sell' I bet my caddy will. |
| [00:00.00] | zuo qu : Foreman |
| [00:01.00] | a minute' man. Hey' check this out' tell it. It was this blind man' right? |
| [00:04.50] | Man' check this out it was this blind man' right? |
| [00:06.74] | He was feelin' his way down the street with this stick' right? |
| [00:09.24] | Hey. He walked past this fish market' you know what I' m sayin'? |
| [00:12.48] | He stopped' he took a deep breath' he said' |
| [00:16.35] | Woooooo' good morning' ladies. |
| [00:20.85] | You like that shit' man? Hey' man' I got a gang of that shit' man. |
| [00:24.65] | I tell you what my man on the guitar' fool on the drums' |
| [00:29.25] | everybody just crowd around the mic' I' ll tell you all these muthafuckin' jokes. |
| [00:33.31] | But first' I' ma start it off like this. Hey' help me sing it' |
| [00:37.30] | Colt 45 and two Zig Zags' baby that' s all we need. |
| [00:42.54] | We can go to the park after dark' smoke that tumbleweed. |
| [00:47.47] | And as the marijuana burns we can take our turns' singing them dirty rap songs |
| [00:52.28] | Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong' sell tapes from here to Hong Kong. |
| [00:57.08] | So roll' roll' roll my joint. Pick out the seeds and stems. |
| [01:01.95] | Feelin' high as hell flyin' through Palmdale' skatin' on Dayton rims. |
| [01:06.94] | So roll' roll the ' 83 Cadillac Coup de Ville. |
| [01:11.56] | If my tapes and my cds just don' t sell' I bet my caddy will. |
| [01:16.42] | Well it was just sundown in a small white town. They call it Eastside Palmdale. |
| [01:21.29] | When the Afroman walked through the white land' houses went up for sale. |
| [01:25.85] | Well' I was standin' on the corner sellin' rap cds when I met a little girl named Jan. |
| [01:30.93] | I let her ride in my Caddy cause I didn' t know her daddy was the leader of the Klu Klux Klan. |
| [01:36.17] | We fucked on the bed' fucked on the flo'' fucked so long' I grew a fuckin' afro. |
| [01:40.93] | Then I fucked to the left' fucked to the right. She sucked my dick ' til the shit turned white. |
| [01:46.05] | I thought to myself' Sheba' Sheba! Got my ass lookin' like a ZEBRA! |
| [01:50.29] | I pulled on my clothes and I was on my way' until her daddy pulled up in a Chevrolet. |
| [01:55.35] | I ran. I jumped out the back window' but her daddy' he was with waitin' a 2 x 4. |
| [02:00.24] | Oh' he beat me to the left' he beat me to the right. The muthafucker whooped my ass all night. |
| [02:05.11] | But I ain' t mad at her prejudiced dad' that' s the best damn pussy I ever had. |
| [02:10.29] | I got a bag of weed and a bottle of wine. I' m a fuck that bitch just one more time. |
| [02:15.16] | Colt 45 and two Zig Zags' baby that' s all we need. |
| [02:19.03] | We can go to the park after dark' smoke that tumbleweed. |
| [02:24.08] | And as the marijuana burns we can take our turns' singing them dirty rap songs |
| [02:28.45] | Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong' sell tapes from here to Hong Kong. |
| [02:33.81] | So roll' roll' roll my joint. Pick out the seeds and stems. |
| [02:38.43] | Feelin' high as hell flyin' through Palmdale' skatin' on Dayton rims. |
| [02:43.61] | So roll' roll the ' 83 Cadillac Coup de Ville. |
| [02:48.35] | If my tapes and my cds just don' t sell' I bet my caddy will. |
| [02:53.85] | I met this lady in Hollywood. She had green hair' but damn she looked good. |
| [02:58.59] | I took her to my house' cause she was fine' but she whipped out a dick that was bigger than mine. |
| [03:04.33] | I met this lady from Japan' never made love with an African. |
| [03:07.57] | I fucked her once' I fucked her twice. I ate that pussy like shrimp fried rice. |
| [03:12.88] | Don' t be amazed at the stories I tell ya. I met a woman in the heart of Australia. |
| [03:18.06] | Had a big butt and big titties' too' so I hopped in her ass like a kangaroo. |
| [03:22.74] | See' I met this lady from Hawaii. Stuck it in her ass' and she said' Aiiiiieeee! |
| [03:27.85] | Lips was breakfast' pussy was lunch' then her titties busted open with Hawaiian Punch. |
| [03:32.41] | Met Colonel Sander' s wife in the state of Kentucky. She said' I' ll fry some chicken if you just fuck me. |
| [03:37.96] | I came in her mouth. It was a crisis. I gave her my secret blend of herbs and spices. |
| [03:42.77] | Colt 45 and two Zig Zags' baby that' s all we need. |
| [03:46.20] | We can go to the park after dark' smoke that tumbleweed. |
| [03:51.19] | And as the marijuana burns we can take our turns' singing them dirty rap songs |
| [03:56.25] | Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong' sell tapes from here to Hong Kong. |
| [04:01.43] | I met Dolly Parton in Tennessee. Her titties were filled with Hennesy. |
| [04:06.10] | That country music nearly drove me crazy' but I rode that ass and said' Yes' Miss Daisy! |
| [04:11.35] | Met this lady in Oklahoma put that pussy in a coma. |
| [04:15.90] | Met this lady in Michigan I can' t wait ' til I fuck that bitch again. |
| [04:20.65] | Met a real black girl in South Carolina fucked her ' til she turned into a white albino. |
| [04:25.70] | Fucked this hooker in Iowa. I fucked her on credit' so I owe her. |
| [04:30.94] | Fucked this girl' down in Georgia came in her mouth. Man' I thought I told ya. |
| [04:35.81] | Met this beautiful sexy ho she just ran cross the border of Mexico. |
| [04:39.80] | Fine young thing' said her name' s Maria. I wrapped her up just like a Hot Tortilla. |
| [04:45.23] | I wanna get married' but I can' t afford it. I know I' ma cry when she gets deported. |
| [04:49.91] | Colt 45 and two Zig Zags' baby that' s all we need. |
| [04:54.15] | We can go to the park after dark' smoke that tumbleweed. |
| [04:59.40] | And as the marijuana burns we can take our turns' singing them dirty rap songs |
| [05:04.14] | Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong' sell tapes from here to Hong Kong. |
| [05:08.95] | So roll' roll' roll my joint. Pick out the seeds and stems. |
| [05:13.62] | Feelin' high as hell flyin' through Palmdale' skatin' on Dayton rims. |
| [05:18.55] | So roll' roll the ' 83 Cadillac Coup de Ville. |
| [05:23.42] | If my tapes and my cds just don' t sell' I bet my caddy will. |
| [00:00.00] | zuò qǔ : Foreman |
| [00:01.00] | a minute' man. Hey' check this out' tell it. It was this blind man' right? |
| [00:04.50] | Man' check this out it was this blind man' right? |
| [00:06.74] | He was feelin' his way down the street with this stick' right? |
| [00:09.24] | Hey. He walked past this fish market' you know what I' m sayin'? |
| [00:12.48] | He stopped' he took a deep breath' he said' |
| [00:16.35] | Woooooo' good morning' ladies. |
| [00:20.85] | You like that shit' man? Hey' man' I got a gang of that shit' man. |
| [00:24.65] | I tell you what my man on the guitar' fool on the drums' |
| [00:29.25] | everybody just crowd around the mic' I' ll tell you all these muthafuckin' jokes. |
| [00:33.31] | But first' I' ma start it off like this. Hey' help me sing it' |
| [00:37.30] | Colt 45 and two Zig Zags' baby that' s all we need. |
| [00:42.54] | We can go to the park after dark' smoke that tumbleweed. |
| [00:47.47] | And as the marijuana burns we can take our turns' singing them dirty rap songs |
| [00:52.28] | Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong' sell tapes from here to Hong Kong. |
| [00:57.08] | So roll' roll' roll my joint. Pick out the seeds and stems. |
| [01:01.95] | Feelin' high as hell flyin' through Palmdale' skatin' on Dayton rims. |
| [01:06.94] | So roll' roll the ' 83 Cadillac Coup de Ville. |
| [01:11.56] | If my tapes and my cds just don' t sell' I bet my caddy will. |
| [01:16.42] | Well it was just sundown in a small white town. They call it Eastside Palmdale. |
| [01:21.29] | When the Afroman walked through the white land' houses went up for sale. |
| [01:25.85] | Well' I was standin' on the corner sellin' rap cds when I met a little girl named Jan. |
| [01:30.93] | I let her ride in my Caddy cause I didn' t know her daddy was the leader of the Klu Klux Klan. |
| [01:36.17] | We fucked on the bed' fucked on the flo'' fucked so long' I grew a fuckin' afro. |
| [01:40.93] | Then I fucked to the left' fucked to the right. She sucked my dick ' til the shit turned white. |
| [01:46.05] | I thought to myself' Sheba' Sheba! Got my ass lookin' like a ZEBRA! |
| [01:50.29] | I pulled on my clothes and I was on my way' until her daddy pulled up in a Chevrolet. |
| [01:55.35] | I ran. I jumped out the back window' but her daddy' he was with waitin' a 2 x 4. |
| [02:00.24] | Oh' he beat me to the left' he beat me to the right. The muthafucker whooped my ass all night. |
| [02:05.11] | But I ain' t mad at her prejudiced dad' that' s the best damn pussy I ever had. |
| [02:10.29] | I got a bag of weed and a bottle of wine. I' m a fuck that bitch just one more time. |
| [02:15.16] | Colt 45 and two Zig Zags' baby that' s all we need. |
| [02:19.03] | We can go to the park after dark' smoke that tumbleweed. |
| [02:24.08] | And as the marijuana burns we can take our turns' singing them dirty rap songs |
| [02:28.45] | Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong' sell tapes from here to Hong Kong. |
| [02:33.81] | So roll' roll' roll my joint. Pick out the seeds and stems. |
| [02:38.43] | Feelin' high as hell flyin' through Palmdale' skatin' on Dayton rims. |
| [02:43.61] | So roll' roll the ' 83 Cadillac Coup de Ville. |
| [02:48.35] | If my tapes and my cds just don' t sell' I bet my caddy will. |
| [02:53.85] | I met this lady in Hollywood. She had green hair' but damn she looked good. |
| [02:58.59] | I took her to my house' cause she was fine' but she whipped out a dick that was bigger than mine. |
| [03:04.33] | I met this lady from Japan' never made love with an African. |
| [03:07.57] | I fucked her once' I fucked her twice. I ate that pussy like shrimp fried rice. |
| [03:12.88] | Don' t be amazed at the stories I tell ya. I met a woman in the heart of Australia. |
| [03:18.06] | Had a big butt and big titties' too' so I hopped in her ass like a kangaroo. |
| [03:22.74] | See' I met this lady from Hawaii. Stuck it in her ass' and she said' Aiiiiieeee! |
| [03:27.85] | Lips was breakfast' pussy was lunch' then her titties busted open with Hawaiian Punch. |
| [03:32.41] | Met Colonel Sander' s wife in the state of Kentucky. She said' I' ll fry some chicken if you just fuck me. |
| [03:37.96] | I came in her mouth. It was a crisis. I gave her my secret blend of herbs and spices. |
| [03:42.77] | Colt 45 and two Zig Zags' baby that' s all we need. |
| [03:46.20] | We can go to the park after dark' smoke that tumbleweed. |
| [03:51.19] | And as the marijuana burns we can take our turns' singing them dirty rap songs |
| [03:56.25] | Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong' sell tapes from here to Hong Kong. |
| [04:01.43] | I met Dolly Parton in Tennessee. Her titties were filled with Hennesy. |
| [04:06.10] | That country music nearly drove me crazy' but I rode that ass and said' Yes' Miss Daisy! |
| [04:11.35] | Met this lady in Oklahoma put that pussy in a coma. |
| [04:15.90] | Met this lady in Michigan I can' t wait ' til I fuck that bitch again. |
| [04:20.65] | Met a real black girl in South Carolina fucked her ' til she turned into a white albino. |
| [04:25.70] | Fucked this hooker in Iowa. I fucked her on credit' so I owe her. |
| [04:30.94] | Fucked this girl' down in Georgia came in her mouth. Man' I thought I told ya. |
| [04:35.81] | Met this beautiful sexy ho she just ran cross the border of Mexico. |
| [04:39.80] | Fine young thing' said her name' s Maria. I wrapped her up just like a Hot Tortilla. |
| [04:45.23] | I wanna get married' but I can' t afford it. I know I' ma cry when she gets deported. |
| [04:49.91] | Colt 45 and two Zig Zags' baby that' s all we need. |
| [04:54.15] | We can go to the park after dark' smoke that tumbleweed. |
| [04:59.40] | And as the marijuana burns we can take our turns' singing them dirty rap songs |
| [05:04.14] | Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong' sell tapes from here to Hong Kong. |
| [05:08.95] | So roll' roll' roll my joint. Pick out the seeds and stems. |
| [05:13.62] | Feelin' high as hell flyin' through Palmdale' skatin' on Dayton rims. |
| [05:18.55] | So roll' roll the ' 83 Cadillac Coup de Ville. |
| [05:23.42] | If my tapes and my cds just don' t sell' I bet my caddy will. |
| [00:01.00] | 嘿，等一下兄弟们，是这个瞎子对吧？ |
| [00:04.50] | 再看看，是不是这个瞎子？ |
| [00:06.74] | 他撑着拐杖还自我感觉良好 |
| [00:09.24] | 他路过了海鲜市场，你知道我在说什么吧？ |
| [00:12.48] | 他停下来，深呼吸道： |
| [00:16.35] | 喔！早上好女士们 |
| [00:20.85] | 你喜欢这个笑话嘛兄弟？我这儿可有一打这种笑话 |
| [00:24.65] | 跟你讲我兄弟都玩吉他，傻狍子才敲鼓 |
| [00:29.25] | 来，大家都离麦近一点，我把我知道的这些傻逼的笑话都讲给你们听 |
| [00:33.31] | 我来起个头，跟我一起唱吧兄弟，来吧 |
| [00:37.30] | 一把柯尔特点45和两支卷烟这些就足够了 |
| [00:42.54] | 我们可以深夜在公园哈草 |
| [00:47.47] | 等大麻燃烧起来了我们一个一个solo饶舌小黄歌 |
| [00:52.28] | 停下来敲会儿烟枪——就像Cheech&Chong一样，把磁带从这儿一路卖到香港去 |
| [00:57.08] | 卷起我的大雪茄，把大麻的茎和种子挑出来 |
| [01:01.95] | 嗨翻到地狱去，飞越Palmdale，又像代顿边上溜冰的感觉 |
| [01:06.94] | 都摇起来 83款凯迪拉克coup deville |
| [01:11.56] | 如果我的唱片磁带卖不出去，我打赌我的爱车凯迪拉克肯定行 |
| [01:16.42] | 傍晚的白色小镇，他们把她叫做东边的Palmdell |
| [01:21.29] | 当我走过一块农地的时候发现兴建起来的房子全在出售 |
| [01:25.85] | 正当我站在角落叫卖我的RAP CD时，邂逅了个叫简的小姑娘 |
| [01:30.93] | 我就这么让她上了我的凯迪拉克，因为我对她老爸是3K党老大这事儿一无所知（niubility） |
| [01:36.17] | 我们在床上*，又*到地上去，*了那么久我的头发都*得蓬起来了 |
| [01:40.93] | 然后左右开弓得*了一番，她吸着我的*直到我的白色****出来 |
| [01:46.05] | 我心里想 这个小荡妇啊！我的屁股上可全是红的 |
| [01:50.29] | 我刚穿上衣服她爸就开着辆雪弗兰在下面停了下来 |
| [01:55.35] | 我就跑到后窗又跑又跳的，但是她爸24小时守在那儿 |
| [02:00.24] | 我被左右开弓得揍了一顿，这混蛋鞭了一晚我的屁股 |
| [02:05.11] | 但我不怪她爸爸对我有偏见 这TM是我*的最美味的*了 |
| [02:10.29] | 搞了一大袋大麻和一瓶酒，我还想要再*那个妞一次 |
| [02:15.16] | 一把柯尔特点45和两支卷烟这些就足够了 |
| [02:19.03] | 我们可以深夜在公园哈草 |
| [02:24.08] | 等大麻燃烧起来了我们一个一个solo饶舌小黄歌 |
| [02:28.45] | 停下来敲会儿烟枪——就像Cheech&Chong一样，把磁带从这儿一路卖到香港去 |
| [02:33.81] | 卷起我的大雪茄，把大麻的茎和种子挑出来 |
| [02:38.43] | 嗨翻到地狱去，飞越Palmdale，又像代顿边上溜冰的感觉 |
| [02:43.61] | 都摇起来 83款凯迪拉克coup deville |
| [02:48.35] | 如果我的唱片磁带卖不出去，我打赌我的爱车凯迪拉克肯定行 |
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| [02:58.59] | 我把她带到我家因为我想*她，但是她从档下抽出一只比我还大的* |
| [03:04.33] | 这个姑娘呢是我在日本遇上的，从来没和非洲人做过爱 |
| [03:07.57] | 我*过一次，我*过两次，我品尝那*就像吃虾仁炒饭一样 |
| [03:12.88] | 别太惊讶于我跟你讲的故事，我在澳大利亚首都碰上的这个女的呢 |
| [03:18.06] | 也有大屁股和大咪咪，我跳着*进她的**里--就像袋鼠一样 |
| [03:22.74] | 我遇上的这一个女人来自夏威夷，我把我的*卡进她的*里，然后她大叫了起来 |
| [03:27.85] | 嘴唇是早餐，*是午饭，然后她的**就喷出夏威夷混合果汁来了 |
| [03:32.41] | 在肯德基州认识了山德上校的妻子（KFC），她说：“*我就行，我给你炸鸡吃” |
| [03:37.96] | 我塞进她的嘴里，紧急时刻我给了她我的秘密混合物（KFC独家香料） |
| [03:42.77] | 一把柯尔特点45和两支卷烟这些就足够了 |
| [03:46.20] | 我们可以深夜在公园哈草 |
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| [03:56.25] | 停下来敲会儿烟枪——就像Cheech&Chong一样，把磁带从这儿一路卖到香港去 |
| [04:01.43] | 我在田纳西州认识了Dolly Parton，她的咪咪上洒满了轩尼诗 |
| [04:06.10] | 乡村音乐真的让我癫狂，但我清醒的我骑上那只*说 太棒了！黛西小姐 |
| [04:11.35] | 在俄克拉荷马州碰上的女士把她的**（名词） *（动词）到昏迷 |
| [04:15.90] | 在密歇根州遇上的那个姑娘，我已经等不及要再*那妞一次了 |
| [04:20.65] | 在卡罗利娜州认识了个真的黑人女孩，我把她*的白都*出来了 |
| [04:25.70] | 我在爱荷华州叫的这个小姐，是用信用卡消费的，所以我拥有她了 |
| [04:30.94] | 在乔治亚州*的这个女孩，*进她嘴里，现在我才想起我来告诉你 |
| [04:35.81] | 遇上的这个漂亮性感的应召女郎，她当时正跨越墨西哥边境 |
| [04:39.80] | 年轻的小婊砸说她叫玛丽亚，我用身体把她包裹起来就像墨西哥薄饼一样 |
| [04:45.23] | 我想和她结婚，但我承担不起责任，当她被驱除出境时我就知道我是个多愁善感的人 |
| [04:49.91] | 一把柯尔特点45和两支卷烟这些就足够了 |
| [04:54.15] | 我们可以深夜在公园哈草 |
| [04:59.40] | 等大麻燃烧起来了我们一个一个solo饶舌小黄歌 |
| [05:04.14] | 停下来敲会儿烟枪——就像Cheech&Chong一样，把磁带从这儿一路卖到香港去 |
| [05:08.95] | 卷起我的大雪茄，把大麻的茎和种子挑出来 |
| [05:13.62] | 嗨翻到地狱去，飞越Palmdale，又像代顿边上溜冰的感觉 |
| [05:18.55] | 都摇起来 83款凯迪拉克coup deville |
| [05:23.42] | 如果我的唱片磁带卖不出去，我打赌我的爱车凯迪拉克肯定行 |
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