| 呃，今天我说这段单口相声啊，这可不是现在的事情。多咱的事情呢？反正那个离现在也不算远，才六百多年！ | |
| 在这个元末的时候啊，有个朱元璋，后来做了皇上了，就是朱洪武。朱元璋聚兵起义。打算推翻元朝，带领着常遇春、胡大海在北京城大闹武科场，寡不敌众，败出北京，弟兄失散。现在呢，我单说朱元璋一个人，单枪匹马，落荒而逃，跑了有二三百里地，身上是又冷、又渴、又饿，实在支持不住了，一看前面有个小破庙。哎，在庙里头歇一会儿吧！赶到这儿一下这个马呀，就晕倒了，自己都不知道啦。过了很长的时间哪，来了俩要饭的。这俩要饭的就在小破庙里住，要了好些个干饽饽、剩饼子啊，还有一锅剩余和菜汤子。到这庙门口一瞧：哟！这儿怎么躺着一个人啊。一看这人模样：长脑袋，大长下巴颌，怎么长的跟驴似的？过来一摸身上有热气儿，救人要紧！就给捞到庙里头去了。 | |
| 到了庙里头呢，找了点树枝子、烂柴火点着了暖一暖屋子，然后就给朱元璋盘起腿儿来，让他缓过这口气来。过了很长的时间，朱元璋缓醒过来了，可是心里头还发迷糊呢，他还以为呀，跟常玉春、胡大海在武科场那儿一块儿打仗呢。迷了迷糊的就叫常玉春，“哎，常贤弟！”这一叫常贤弟呀，俩要饭的一听一愣！这要饭的说：“哟？哎？奇怪呀！我不认识他，他怎么知道我姓常，叫先弟呀？”朱元璋那儿又叫：“啊，来！”那个要饭的也纳闷儿啦，“哟？他也认识我姓来！”您瞧这巧劲儿的 | |
| “啊，你怎么回事啊？”“我饿啦！”噢，这人没病。心说：这饿的滋味儿不大好受，因为我们哥俩常跟这饿打交道。这没别的，得啦，咱们救人要紧。“干脆，他俄啦。咱把这锅剩菜汤子给他喝了得啦。”“那也得热热呀！”“对！”找了三块小砖头，沙锅一支，柴火点着了。 | |
| “你光给他菜汤子喝，他也不饱啊！”“不要紧！我这儿不还要了点糊饭嘎巴儿吗！”“哎对！”搁到沙锅里啦！“哎！”这说，“好啊，我这儿还半块馊豆腐哪。”也搁锅里啦！还有点白菜帮子，撅巴撅巴扔锅里头，还两棵烂菠菜，一块儿得啦！一会儿工夫热了，把沙锅端过去了。 | |
| 朱元璋呢？又冷、又渴、又饿，虽然馊豆腐有味儿，也闻不出来，“咕咚咕咚”把这锅剩菜汤子喝下去了。嘿，该着的事情，他这一路啊，疲劳过度，已经中了感冒了，可是他自己不知道。现在呢，这锅热菜汤子一下去，出了身汗，他这感冒好了，有精神啦。就问这俩人，“哎呀，你们二位贵姓啊？”这要饭的一听怎么意思？开玩笑啊？叫了半天又不知道贵姓啦？“你不是叫我了吗？姓常，叫常先弟吗？”“噢，对，对，对。”朱元璋他含糊答应，“那你们两位给我做这锅汤叫什么名字呢？”俩要饭的这个气呀！心说：杂和菜汤子，哪有名字啊？ | |
| 这个说：“哎？他要问呢，咱就给起个名儿。”“起名叫什么呀？”“就告诉他叫‘珍珠翡翠白玉汤’”。“你别瞎扯啦！哪儿来的‘珍珠翡翠白玉汤’啊？”“哎，当然有啊。”“有？珍珠呢？”“珍珠啊，咱那个糊饭嘎巴碎米粒儿，那不就珍珠吗？”“那么这个翡翠呢？”“翡翠呀，白菜帮子，菠菜叶，那不翡翠呀？”“白玉汤，那玉呢？”“啊，我那半块馊豆腐，那不算呢？”“对，对对。我们这个叫‘珍珠翡翠白玉汤’。”“好，名字还挺好。谢谢你们二位。我还要打仗去哪，咱们是他年相见，后会有期。”说完这话出了庙门儿，上马走了。 | |
| 过了几年的工夫啊，朱元璋真把这个元朝推翻了。在南京城，朱元璋做起皇上来了，就是朱洪武。他做了皇上怎么样？做皇上以后，跟其他皇上没有区别了。每天也是吃的山珍海味，穿的是绫罗绸缎，娶的是三宫六院。真是天子一意孤行，臣子百顺百从。皇上说什么，群臣就得跟着说什么。哪怕这皇上说这煤是白的，谁都不敢说是黑的。说黑的，抗旨不遵，杀！这就完啦。皇上要给大臣不论任何一样东西，这个大臣呢，都得拿到家去，供到祖先堂，显示显示。哪怕皇上赐给大臣一张草纸，大臣都得拿黄绫子裱起来，供到祖先堂，当作争光耀祖、显耀门庭，御赐的——擦屁股纸，就这么厉害。 | |
| 这个朱元璋坐了几年皇上以后，吃喝玩乐，老是这套，他烦了。忽然间，有这么几天，身上不好过，懒洋洋的，浑身酸懒，怎么这么个滋味啊？一琢磨：哎？这滋味儿就跟我当年落难在小破庙里那滋味似的，就那么难过。我想起来了，那年人家给了我一锅“珍珠翡翠白玉汤”啊，喝完了，我就精神了，身上就舒服了，就好了。现在我又难过了，要再来碗“珍珠翡翠白玉汤”喝，也会好过。对，哎呀，不行。没人会做呀？哎，找这两个人，一个叫常贤弟，我记着呢。 | |
| 刷了一道旨意，州城府县贴皇榜，选两个会做“珍珠翡翠白玉汤”的人。一个叫“常贤弟”，那个不知叫什么名字。 | |
| 简短截说，我就说当年他落难时的那个县城，也贴了皇榜了。这个皇榜贴到什么地方？县衙门对过，有个影壁墙，贴在这影壁墙上去了。这皇榜一贴出去，老百姓不知什么事，围过来就看。正看着呢，嘿嘿，无巧不成书，正赶这俩要饭的从这儿路过。俩要饭的一看这儿围着一圈子人，不知道怎么回事，过来了一拨拉这位：“哎，劳您驾，您看什么呢？” | |
| 这位回头一看是俩要饭的，“去！走啊！打听什么呀？打听心里是病，问这有什么用啊，皇上找两个会做‘珍珠翡翠白玉汤’的人，一个叫常贤弟，那个不知道叫什么名字，你们俩人问什么呀？你们会做‘珍珠翡翠白玉汤’啊？”俩要饭的一听，啊？这说：“哎！大哥，好！小破庙里喝杂和菜汤子那家伙做了皇上啦！”这说：“是他吗？”“当然是他呀！”“哟，他做了皇上了？那咱们得瞜去呀！”“对，走，咱瞜瞜他去。”俩要饭的打算瞜皇上去。 | |
| 撕皇榜！“咔”一下把皇榜给撕了。两个看榜的呢，就是县衙门里俩公差。俩公差这么一瞧：怎么着，要饭的撕皇榜？嗬，胆子太大了，一抖锁链子，“哗啦”这就要锁。 | |
| 刚一抖锁链子，俩要饭的一瞪眼：“干什么呀？啊？怎么回事啊？难道说锁着去给皇帝做‘珍珠翡翠白玉汤’吗？”俩公差一听：“哟，闹了半天敢情是二位‘汤老爷’呀？”“谁姓汤啊？胡说八道！我们做汤。”“二位做汤的老爷。你跟我们县衙门请吧。” | |
| 让到班房里头，赶紧回禀县官。知县一听怎么着？在我这县找着做汤的人啦？嗬！该着我升官发财换纱帽。好！吩咐一声：“即刻出迎。” | |
| 赶紧换上新官衣儿，降阶相迎。县官下台阶往对面一瞧啊，差点把鼻子气歪啦，怎么？对面站着俩要饭的：一脸的油泥，一身的破烂，光着两只脚丫子，站在那儿倒背着手，瞧县官一下台阶，冲县官这么一点头，笑嘻嘻的。 | |
| 县官这个气呀，就您们俩人还面圣哪，我们这儿还有两碗剩面。“真乃大胆！来呀，拿锁链子锁上，押解进京。”押进南京城。 | |
| 朱洪武一听怎么样？他高兴了。有人撕皇榜，做汤的人找着了，嗬，太好啦！即刻召见。这县富呢，押着俩要饭的奔金銮宝殿。 | |
| 七品知县呢，在明、清两代都是这个制度：没有见皇上的资格，非得有个特别的召见，他还得先到礼部里头言礼，三跪九叩、怎么磕头、怎么说话，这才行哪。这县富呢？全不懂，也没到礼部言礼就来了。到金銮宝殿往这儿一跪呀，净剩了害怕了。没别的，哆哆嗦嗦，颤颤惊惊，净剩哆嗦了。可是县官偷着这么一看这俩要饭的，这县富纳闷儿啦。俩要饭的怎么意思？见皇上三跪九叩？没跪，站在那儿笑嘻嘻地冲皇上点头呢。县官一瞧：啊，这俩敢情见谁都这样啊？嘿嘿！这皇上还不恼？ | |
| 皇上没恼。一看果然是小破庙里头给他菜汤子喝的那个，高兴啦！高兴可高兴啊，一看这穿着打扮，心里头暗含着埋怨这县官，心说：这县官怎么这么废物啊？你怎么不把他们俩人换两身儿好衣服来见我呀？你这破衣啰嗦的，让文武大臣、皇亲国戚一看，皇上认识要饭的，我这面子往哪儿搁呀？赶紧地就拿话找辙，站起来了。皇上多咱见人站起来？这会儿站起来了，“哦！哈哈，两位爱卿，你们为何装作如此打扮来见寡人呢？”你为什么装的这样啊？ | |
| 俩要饭的他不懂啊，“不！我们老这样？” | |
| 皇上一听，行！我这句话白说啦。他老这样。 | |
| “现在我们混整啦，您看见没有，多混上一挂铁链子。”这锁着呢。皇上借题发挥，吓骂县官：“糊涂的东西，大胆！给朕做‘珍珠翡翠白玉汤’的人，你怎么给上了锁啦？啊？岂有此理！来呀，推出去把他杀啦！”这就完啦。 | |
| 这县官跪在那儿，好家伙，磕头犹如鸡奔碎米，哆嗦得就跟蝎了虎子吃烟袋油子似的。哆里哆嗦。俩要饭的一瞧这县官，乐啦！俩要饭的一瞧：“哎哟哟哟，嘿，这有意思啊，这别杀呀！这是个玩艺儿啊！啊，万岁！看着我们俩人的面子，饶他一死吧，因为给您做‘珍珠翡翠白玉汤’啊，人不够用的，缺一个买作料的小伙计儿。” | |
| 皇上一听：“那好！起来！买作料去！”这县官当了小伙计儿啦。 | |
| 库里头拨银三百两，另设御膳房，限三天限，要做“珍珠翡翠白玉汤”二百份。干吗做那么多呀？皇上啊，要大宴群臣。那意思——好东西不能我一个人吃，大伙全得尝尝。 | |
| 仨人到了御膳房，县官就给俩要饭的跪下了，“谢谢两位老太爷救命之恩！”“甭谢啦！”“让你买东西会吗？”“是，两位老太爷吩咐吧！”“你买呀，买这个一百斤菠菜，二百斤白菜，明白吗？三百块豆腐，四百斤糙米，两桶杂和菜，四瓢刷家伙水，去吧！”县官一听这是要干什么呀？“两位老太爷，怎么买这个？”“甭废话，让你买什么你就买什么，少了一样，做得了汤不对皇上口味，拿你试问！”“哎，是！买去。” | |
| 半天儿的工夫都买回来了。 | |
| “两位老太爷，东西都买来啦，就您说这个两桶杂和菜呀，没有。因为咱们也不能用外边的，就得用膳房的。咱们这个御膳房里头啊，大师傅说啦，一天就下来一桶杂和菜，两桶没有。”俩要饭的一听，“哦？那哪儿行啊，一桶怕皇上吃着不够味儿啊。你再问问去！”“甭问啦，是没有！”“没有吗？”“不是，膳房大师傅倒说了，有几桶是有几桶，因为那不是当天的，头几天的，那不能用。”俩要饭的一听，“噢，头几天的？嘿，那才好呢！那皇上吃着才够味儿呢！就要那个呀！两桶都要头几天的！”“哎，哎！” | |
| 人不够用的，又借了两个御膳房的厨师傅，杂和菜也弄来了。仨人在这儿一站，“两位老太爷，您吩咐吧，我们都干什么？”“干什么呀？你呀？”让这御膳房的厨师傅，“你先去焖饭！啊，回来，焖饭会吗？”“让您说的，御膳房的大师傅还能不会焖饭吗？”“废话！会焖？做‘珍珠翡翠白玉汤’的饭也会焖哪？”“那不会！”“还是的！不会听着，告诉你，做汤的这种饭，首先说焖饭时的这个米呀，不准淘！别洗！倒到锅里就焖！切完了上面的干饭全不要！就要底下的糊饭嘎巴。去！”“哎，是！”这个走啦。 | |
| “两位老太爷，我干什么呀？”“你呀，把这个白菜，跟菠菜弄一弄！”“是。” | |
| 这县官绷不住啦，“两位老太爷，我干什么？”“咳，你这家伙，眼睛里没活儿，你干什么呀？给那豆腐弄碎了。”“哎，豆腐是切丁儿啊，这是切片儿啊？”“不切！拿手抓！抓碎了，就搁那刷家饮水桶里头泡着。那个桶可不能搁阴凉地方，得搭到太阳地儿去晒，知道吗？” | |
| “还晒？晒多大工夫啊？” | |
| “不论时间，晒冒了泡为止。” | |
| 仨人一听，这是要干什么呀？这说：“他让咱怎么做咱就怎么做，等着吧。”那个焖饭，这个就抓豆腐。就这个切菜的这个难，白菜帮子去了八九成，就要当中那个嫩白菜心儿；那菠菜呀，甭说烂的，叶儿边上有一点黄都不要，净择这嫩菠菜。择了一点呢，打了一桶水，刚要洗，让俩要饭的瞧见啦。 | |
| 俩要饭的这么一瞧：“你吃饱了撑的！这不要的东西你洗它干吗？”“什么您不要啊？我这不是白菜心，嫩菠菜！”“废话，白菜心儿，嫩菠菜呀？分做什么！‘珍珠翡翠白玉汤’这都用不着。”“那么您说用什么？”“就要那白菜帮子和那烂菠菜，那堆儿那个。”“那我就洗这个？”“甭洗。”“甭洗我就这么切呀？”“不切！往锅里揪！”“啊？”“让你怎么做，你怎么做。”“好，好！”那儿把豆腐都抓碎了，就把桶搭到太阳地晒着去了。什么月份儿您呢？七月中旬，那天多热呀？一会儿就冒泡了。半天的工夫，都起了化学作用了，扑哧扑哧的，往外冒酸气，冒臭气！酸臭冲天。那个干饭嘎巴儿也都闹好啦，菜也都沤好啦，三个人站在那儿冲这堆东西发愣：糊饭嘎巴儿，白菜帮子，烂菠菜，两桶杂和菜，刷家伙水泡豆腐。 | |
| 县官实在绷不住了，“两位老太爷，我们给皇上做汤不做汤？我们怎么办呢？”俩要饭的一听就乐啦，“哼哼，忙什么的呀？给皇上做汤忙什么呀？瞧！”用手一指这刷家伙水泡豆腐这桶，“瞧，这不是吗？‘珍珠翡翠白玉汤’十成已经完了八成了，就等着御宴开始时候，倒到锅里一热，见个开儿，然后端上去，皇上一喝，咱们就等着请功领赏。”县官一听：“还打算领赏呢？脑袋不搬了家就好事啊。这还想领赏啊？ | |
| 那个说：‘你也不能这么说，咱们尝尝怎么样吧？”弄个勺，舀了点汤，搁到嘴里头了。“行，有点意思啦！”那个说：“你光尝汤不行，你得尝尝豆腐啊。”桶底捞点碎豆腐，嘴里一吧嗒，“行啦！够味儿啦，够味儿啦！”这玩儿够什么味儿啊？仨人害怕。 | |
| 到了第三天头上，嗬！皇宫内院悬灯结彩，富丽堂皇，大宴群臣。好家伙，五更天大宴群臣，可是三更天，文武百官都到齐了。干吗去那么早啊？他不能不早啊，每天上朝也不去那么早，这天为什么早去呀？嘿，嘿，皇上赐宴。 | |
| 大家都打算尝尝这“珍珠翡翠白玉汤”什么味儿。没喝过这东西呀！都去啦。 | |
| 文武百官去的早，皇上还没去呢。他们大伙干吗呀？互相吹牛拍马。“年兄，您喝过‘珍珠翡翠白玉汤’吗？”“没有。您喝过？”“我也没有。我虽然是没喝过，但是我听家父说过，家父是听徐达丞相说的。据徐达丞相说，这‘珍珠翡翠白玉汤’可是非同小可呀！据说里头有珍珠海味，凤肝龙髓，真是穷天下之奇珍异宝，久蒸久炼，才得制成此汤。今天我辈深受皇恩，亲尝此味，哎，真是咱们的祖德不浅呐。”您说这不是倒霉催的嘛，他也没闻见过那刷锅水、臭豆腐是什么味儿的。互相吹捧。 | |
| 俩要饭的出来瞧：哟嗬！全来了。人还不少，皇上还没来呢。皇上也快来啦。赶紧的预备。“噔、噔”跑到膳房里头，“哎！御宴马上开始。赶紧弄，回锅热！”“回锅热？老太爷，先搁什么呀？”“随便吧！来。”“喀嚓”一下，白菜帮子、菠菜叶先弄里头了。“来，糊饭嘎巴、杂和菜、刷家伙水泡豆腐！”“咚”，全折里头啦！“赶快烧火，赶快烧火！” | |
| 一会儿工夫，汤就开啦！这不汤也开了锅了吗？那屋子里也呆不住人啦！酸臭酸臭的！熏脑浆子啊。 | |
| 仨人溜出去啦。一会儿的工夫，俩要饭的也出去了——他们俩人也受不了啦。“哎呀，怎么样啦？我看看，皇上出来啦！嘿，盛！端！”一喊“盛”，“端”！嗬，二十多个小太监排成一字长蛇阵，每人手里托着一个描金朱漆的红盘儿，盘里头放着这么大个儿官窑定烧的团龙小碗儿。碗儿里头盛的呢，就那“珍珠翡翠白玉汤”。 | |
| 小太监往上端汤。文武百官，皇亲国戚一看小太监往上送汤，大家是交头接耳。“年兄，什么地方规矩也没有皇宫内院规矩大！你看这小太监往上送汤，你看看他们多规矩，连正眼看这汤都不敢看，你看那不是，都偏着身儿，斜着脸儿呢吗？” | |
| 一看这小太监往上送汤怎么样？他是不敢正脸看呢，那味儿他受不了啊。可不那样吗？ | |
| 把汤端上来，头一碗当然先给皇上啦。往皇上桌子上一放。皇上这么一闻呢，也仿佛有点恶心似的。心说：这汤怎么这味儿啊？我那年在小庙里喝它不这味啊。现在怎么这个味儿啊？一愣。再一看文武百官皇亲国戚，一个个紧皱双眉，荼呆呆冲这碗汤发愣，直往后躲。 | |
| 皇上这儿想什么呢？心说：这汤啊，实在是不是味儿，不是味儿是不是味儿啊，无奈有一截呀？啊，我是皇上啊，我说这汤好，我找人做的汤我哪能不喝呀？那我一定要喝。今天不但我喝，大伙全得喝。我找人做的汤嘛！当然要喝。 | |
| 文武百官这发愣啊，先是那样，现在不是了，这样。那意思：就这个汤，甭说皇上，连我们也不能喝。你看着吧，这俩做汤的人，非千刀万剐不可。心里净这样想呢。 | |
| 皇上一看他们扭脸儿，皇上可恼啦。皇上一瞧。心说；好啊！合着你们就会跟我享福啊？这么一点罪都不能受啊？你们躲什么呀？您们干吗呢？等着我呢？等着我好啊，来吧！今儿咱们一块儿啦。小碗端起来了，往起一站：“众位爱卿，随寡人一同共饮‘珍珠翡翠白玉汤’。”说完这话端起小碗，一憋气儿“咕咚咕咚”，把这小碗汤灌下去了。空碗往那儿一搁，坐下啦。 | |
| 文武百官一看可吓坏了。“年兄，皇上喝了。咱们怎么办呢？”“那还怎么办呢？一块儿往下灌吧！”都把这碗汤端起来了，搁鼻子这儿一闻差点吐了。怎么办呢？不往嘴跟前送，往远处送。往远处送呢，嘴里还得拿话找辙。“年兄请！”这说；“废话！我请你不喝就行啦！甭废话，一块儿喝！”甭管怎么说吧，一憋气儿，总算把这小碗汤灌下去了，空碗往那儿一搁。 | |
| 皇上一见文武百官都喝了，皇上高兴啦！站起来就问：“众位爱卿，寡人请人做的这个‘珍珠翡翠白玉汤’，你大家喝着滋味如何？”文武百官一听这句话，站起来各伸双指，俩大拇哥部挑起来了，可就是没说话。怎么不说啊？他嘴里还含着一口呢。 | |
| 皇上一看，明白啦！皇上说：“啊，众位爱卿，你等大家不语，各伸双指，联已明白你等之意——你们是想每人再来两大碗哪！” |
| e, jin tian wo shuo zhe duan dan kou xiang sheng a, zhe ke bu shi xian zai de shi qing. duo za de shi qing ne? fan zheng na ge li xian zai ye bu suan yuan, cai liu bai duo nian! | |
| zai zhe ge yuan mo de shi hou a, you ge zhu yuan zhang, hou lai zuo le huang shang le, jiu shi zhu hong wu. zhu yuan zhang ju bing qi yi. da suan tui fan yuan chao, dai ling zhe chang yu chun hu da hai zai bei jing cheng da nao wu ke chang, gua bu di zhong, bai chu bei jing, di xiong shi san. xian zai ne, wo dan shuo zhu yuan zhang yi ge ren, dan qiang pi ma, luo huang er tao, pao le you er san bai li di, shen shang shi you leng you ke you e, shi zai zhi chi bu zhu le, yi kan qian mian you ge xiao po miao. ai, zai miao li tou xie yi hui er ba! gan dao zhe er yi xia zhe ge ma ya, jiu yun dao le, zi ji dou bu zhi dao la. guo le hen zhang de shi jian na, lai le lia yao fan de. zhe lia yao fan de jiu zai xiao po miao li zhu, yao le hao xie ge gan bo bo sheng bing zi a, hai you yi guo sheng yu he cai tang zi. dao zhe miao men kou yi qiao: yo! zhe er zen me tang zhe yi ge ren a. yi kan zhe ren mu yang: zhang nao dai, da zhang xia ba he, zen me zhang de gen lv shi de? guo lai yi mo shen shang you re qi er, jiu ren yao jin! jiu gei lao dao miao li tou qu le. | |
| dao le miao li tou ne, zhao le dian shu zhi zi lan chai huo dian zhao le nuan yi nuan wu zi, ran hou jiu gei zhu yuan zhang pan qi tui er lai, rang ta huan guo zhe kou qi lai. guo le hen zhang de shi jian, zhu yuan zhang huan xing guo lai le, ke shi xin li tou hai fa mi hu ne, ta hai yi wei ya, gen chang yu chun hu da hai zai wu ke chang na er yi kuai er da zhang ne. mi le mi hu de jiu jiao chang yu chun," ai, chang xian di!" zhe yi jiao chang xian di ya, lia yao fan de yi ting yi leng! zhe yao fan de shuo:" yo? ai? qi guai ya! wo bu ren shi ta, ta zen me zhi dao wo xing chang, jiao xian di ya?" zhu yuan zhang na er you jiao:" a, lai!" na ge yao fan de ye na men er la," yo? ta ye ren shi wo xing lai!" nin qiao zhe qiao jin r de | |
| " a, ni zen me hui shi a?"" wo e la!" o, zhe ren mei bing. xin shuo: zhe e de zi wei r bu da hao shou, yin wei wo men ge lia chang gen zhe e da jiao dao. zhe mei bie de, de la, zan men jiu ren yao jin." gan cui, ta e la. zan ba zhe guo sheng cai tang zi gei ta he liao de la."" na ye de re re ya!"" dui!" zhao le san kuai xiao zhuan tou, sha guo yi zhi, chai huo dian zhao le. | |
| " ni guang gei ta cai tang zi he, ta ye bu bao a!"" bu yao jin! wo zhe er bu hai yao le dian hu fan ga ba er ma!"" ai dui!" ge dao sha guo li la!" ai!" zhe shuo," hao a, wo zhe er hai ban kuai sou dou fu na." ye ge guo li la! hai you dian bai cai bang zi, jue ba jue ba reng guo li tou, hai liang ke lan bo cai, yi kuai er de la! yi hui er gong fu re le, ba sha guo duan guo qu le. | |
| zhu yuan zhang ne? you leng you ke you e, sui ran sou dou fu you wei r, ye wen bu chu lai," gu dong gu dong" ba zhe guo sheng cai tang zi he xia qu le. hei, gai zhao de shi qing, ta zhe yi lu a, pi lao guo du, yi jing zhong le gan mao le, ke shi ta zi ji bu zhi dao. xian zai ne, zhe guo re cai tang zi yi xia qu, chu le shen han, ta zhe gan mao hao le, you jing shen la. jiu wen zhe lia ren," ai ya, ni men er wei gui xing a?" zhe yao fan de yi ting zen me yi si? kai wan xiao a? jiao le ban tian you bu zhi dao gui xing la?" ni bu shi jiao wo le ma? xing chang, jiao chang xian di ma?"" o, dui, dui, dui." zhu yuan zhang ta han hu da ying," na ni men liang wei gei wo zuo zhe guo tang jiao shen me ming zi ne?" lia yao fan de zhe ge qi ya! xin shuo: za he cai tang zi, na you ming zi a? | |
| zhe ge shuo:" ai? ta yao wen ne, zan jiu gei qi ge ming r."" qi ming jiao shen me ya?"" jiu gao su ta jiao' zhen zhu fei cui bai yu tang'"." ni bie xia che la! na er lai de' zhen zhu fei cui bai yu tang' a?"" ai, dang ran you a."" you? zhen zhu ne?"" zhen zhu a, zan na ge hu fan ga ba sui mi li er, na bu jiu zhen zhu ma?"" na me zhe ge fei cui ne?"" fei cui ya, bai cai bang zi, bo cai ye, na bu fei cui ya?"" bai yu tang, na yu ne?"" a, wo na ban kuai sou dou fu, na bu suan ne?"" dui, dui dui. wo men zhe ge jiao' zhen zhu fei cui bai yu tang'."" hao, ming zi hai ting hao. xie xie ni men er wei. wo hai yao da zhang qu na, zan men shi ta nian xiang jian, hou hui you qi." shuo wan zhe hua chu le miao men er, shang ma zou le. | |
| guo le ji nian de gong fu a, zhu yuan zhang zhen ba zhe ge yuan chao tui fan le. zai nan jing cheng, zhu yuan zhang zuo qi huang shang lai le, jiu shi zhu hong wu. ta zuo le huang shang zen me yang? zuo huang shang yi hou, gen qi ta huang shang mei you qu bie le. mei tian ye shi chi de shan zhen hai wei, chuan de shi ling luo chou duan, qu de shi san gong liu yuan. zhen shi tian zi yi yi gu xing, chen zi bai shun bai cong. huang shang shuo shi mo, qun chen jiu de gen zhe shuo shi mo. na pa zhe huang shang shuo zhe mei shi bai de, shui dou bu gan shuo shi hei de. shuo hei de, kang zhi bu zun, sha! zhe jiu wan la. huang shang yao gei da chen bu lun ren he yi yang dong xi, zhe ge da chen ne, dou de na dao jia qu, gong dao zu xian tang, xian shi xian shi. na pa huang shang ci gei da chen yi zhang cao zhi, da chen dou de na huang ling zi biao qi lai, gong dao zu xian tang, dang zuo zheng guang yao zu xian yao men ting, yu ci de ca pi gu zhi, jiu zhe me li hai. | |
| zhe ge zhu yuan zhang zuo le ji nian huang shang yi hou, chi he wan le, lao shi zhe tao, ta fan le. hu ran jian, you zhe me ji tian, shen shang bu hao guo, lan yang yang de, hun shen suan lan, zen me zhe me ge zi wei a? yi zuo mo: ai? zhe zi wei r jiu gen wo dang nian luo nan zai xiao po miao li na zi wei shi de, jiu na me nan guo. wo xiang qi lai le, na nian ren jia gei le wo yi guo" zhen zhu fei cui bai yu tang" a, he wan le, wo jiu jing shen le, shen shang jiu shu fu le, jiu hao le. xian zai wo you nan guo le, yao zai lai wan" zhen zhu fei cui bai yu tang" he, ye hui hao guo. dui, ai ya, bu xing. mei ren hui zuo ya? ai, zhao zhe liang ge ren, yi ge jiao chang xian di, wo ji zhe ne. | |
| shua le yi dao zhi yi, zhou cheng fu xian tie huang bang, xuan liang ge hui zuo" zhen zhu fei cui bai yu tang" de ren. yi ge jiao" chang xian di", na ge bu zhi jiao shen me ming zi. | |
| jian duan jie shuo, wo jiu shuo dang nian ta luo nan shi de na ge xian cheng, ye tie le huang bang le. zhe ge huang bang tie dao shen me di fang? xian ya men dui guo, you ge ying bi qiang, tie zai zhe ying bi qiang shang qu le. zhe huang bang yi tie chu qu, lao bai xing bu zhi shen me shi, wei guo lai jiu kan. zheng kan zhe ne, hei hei, wu qiao bu cheng shu, zheng gan zhe lia yao fan de cong zhe er lu guo. lia yao fan de yi kan zhe er wei zhe yi quan zi ren, bu zhi dao zen me hui shi, guo lai le yi bo la zhe wei:" ai, lao nin jia, nin kan shen me ne?" | |
| zhe wei hui tou yi kan shi lia yao fan de," qu! zou a! da ting shen me ya? da ting xin li shi bing, wen zhe you shen me yong a, huang shang zhao liang ge hui zuo' zhen zhu fei cui bai yu tang' de ren, yi ge jiao chang xian di, na ge bu zhi dao jiao shen me ming zi, ni men lia ren wen shen me ya? ni men hui zuo' zhen zhu fei cui bai yu tang' a?" lia yao fan de yi ting, a? zhe shuo:" ai! da ge, hao! xiao po miao li he za he cai tang zi na jia huo zuo le huang shang la!" zhe shuo:" shi ta ma?"" dang ran shi ta ya!"" yo, ta zuo le huang shang le? na zan men de lou qu ya!"" dui, zou, zan lou lou ta qu." lia yao fan de da suan lou huang shang qu. | |
| si huang bang!" ka" yi xia ba huang bang gei si le. liang ge kan bang de ne, jiu shi xian ya men li lia gong chai. lia gong chai zhe me yi qiao: zen me zhao, yao fan de si huang bang? he, dan zi tai da le, yi dou suo lian zi," hua la" zhe jiu yao suo. | |
| gang yi dou suo lian zi, lia yao fan de yi deng yan:" gan shen me ya? a? zen me hui shi a? nan dao shuo suo zhe qu gei huang di zuo' zhen zhu fei cui bai yu tang' ma?" lia gong chai yi ting:" yo, nao le ban tian gan qing shi er wei' tang lao ye' ya?"" shui xing tang a? hu shuo ba dao! wo men zuo tang."" er wei zuo tang de lao ye. ni gen wo men xian ya men qing ba." | |
| rang dao ban fang li tou, gan jin hui bing xian guan. zhi xian yi ting zen me zhao? zai wo zhe xian zhao zhao zuo tang de ren la? he! gai zhao wo sheng guan fa cai huan sha mao. hao! fen fu yi sheng:" ji ke chu ying." | |
| gan jin huan shang xin guan yi er, jiang jie xiang ying. xian guan xia tai jie wang dui mian yi qiao a, cha dian ba bi zi qi wai la, zen me? dui mian zhan zhe lia yao fan de: yi lian de you ni, yi shen de po lan, guang zhe liang zhi jiao ya zi, zhan zai na r dao bei zhe shou, qiao xian guan yi xia tai jie, chong xian guan zhe me yi dian tou, xiao xi xi de. | |
| xian guan zhe ge qi ya, jiu nin men lia ren hai mian sheng na, wo men zhe er hai you liang wan sheng mian." zhen nai da dan! lai ya, na suo lian zi suo shang, ya jie jin jing." ya jin nan jing cheng. | |
| zhu hong wu yi ting zen me yang? ta gao xing le. you ren si huang bang, zuo tang de ren zhao zhao le, he, tai hao la! ji ke zhao jian. zhe xian fu ne, ya zhe lia yao fan de ben jin luan bao dian. | |
| qi pin zhi xian ne, zai ming qing liang dai dou shi zhe ge zhi du: mei you jian huang shang de zi ge, fei dei you ge te bie de zhao jian, ta hai de xian dao li bu li tou yan li, san gui jiu kou zen me ke tou zen me shuo hua, zhe cai xing na. zhe xian fu ne? quan bu dong, ye mei dao li bu yan li jiu lai le. dao jin luan bao dian wang zhe er yi gui ya, jing sheng le hai pa le. mei bie de, duo duo suo suo, chan chan jing jing, jing sheng duo suo le. ke shi xian guan tou zhe zhe me yi kan zhe lia yao fan de, zhe xian fu na men er la. lia yao fan de zen me yi si? jian huang shang san gui jiu kou? mei gui, zhan zai na r xiao xi xi di chong huang shang dian tou ne. xian guan yi qiao: a, zhe lia gan qing jian shui dou zhe yang a? hei hei! zhe huang shang hai bu nao? | |
| huang shang mei nao. yi kan guo ran shi xiao po miao li tou gei ta cai tang zi he de na ge, gao xing la! gao xing ke gao xing a, yi kan zhe chuan zhe da ban, xin li tou an han zhe man yuan zhe xian guan, xin shuo: zhe xian guan zen me zhe me fei wu a? ni zen me bu ba ta men lia ren huan liang shen er hao yi fu lai jian wo ya? ni zhe po yi luo suo de, rang wen wu da chen huang qin guo qi yi kan, huang shang ren shi yao fan de, wo zhe mian zi wang na er ge ya? gan jin di jiu na hua zhao zhe, zhan qi lai le. huang shang duo za jian ren zhan qi lai? zhe hui er zhan qi lai le," o! ha ha, liang wei ai qing, ni men wei he zhuang zuo ru ci da ban lai jian gua ren ne?" ni wei shi me zhuang de zhe yang a? | |
| lia yao fan de ta bu dong a," bu! wo men lao zhe yang?" | |
| huang shang yi ting, xing! wo zhe ju hua bai shuo la. ta lao zhe yang. | |
| " xian zai wo men hun zheng la, nin kan jian mei you, duo hun shang yi gua tie lian zi." zhe suo zhe ne. huang shang jie ti fa hui, xia ma xian guan:" hu tu de dong xi, da dan! gei zhen zuo' zhen zhu fei cui bai yu tang' de ren, ni zen me gei shang le suo la? a? qi you ci li! lai ya, tui chu qu ba ta sha la!" zhe jiu wan la. | |
| zhe xian guan gui zai na r, hao jia huo, ke tou you ru ji ben sui mi, duo suo de jiu gen xie le hu zi chi yan dai you zi shi de. duo li duo suo. lia yao fan de yi qiao zhe xian guan, le la! lia yao fan de yi qiao:" ai yo yo yo, hei, zhe you yi si a, zhe bie sha ya! zhe shi ge wan yi r a! a, wan sui! kan zhe wo men lia ren de mian zi, rao ta yi si ba, yin wei gei nin zuo' zhen zhu fei cui bai yu tang' a, ren bu gou yong de, que yi ge mai zuo liao de xiao huo ji er." | |
| huang shang yi ting:" na hao! qi lai! mai zuo liao qu!" zhe xian guan dang le xiao huo ji er la. | |
| ku li tou bo yin san bai liang, ling she yu shan fang, xian san tian xian, yao zuo" zhen zhu fei cui bai yu tang" er bai fen. gan ma zuo na me duo ya? huang shang a, yao da yan qun chen. na yi si hao dong xi bu neng wo yi ge ren chi, da huo quan de chang chang. | |
| sa ren dao le yu shan fang, xian guan jiu gei lia yao fan de gui xia le," xie xie liang wei lao tai ye jiu ming zhi en!"" beng xie la!"" rang ni mai dong xi hui ma?"" shi, liang wei lao tai ye fen fu ba!"" ni mai ya, mai zhe ge yi bai jin bo cai, er bai jin bai cai, ming bai ma? san bai kuai dou fu, si bai jin cao mi, liang tong za he cai, si piao shua jia huo shui, qu ba!" xian guan yi ting zhe shi yao gan shen me ya?" liang wei lao tai ye, zen me mai zhe ge?"" beng fei hua, rang ni mai shen me ni jiu mai shen me, shao le yi yang, zuo de le tang bu dui huang shang kou wei, na ni shi wen!"" ai, shi! mai qu." | |
| ban tian r de gong fu dou mai hui lai le. | |
| " liang wei lao tai ye, dong xi dou mai lai la, jiu nin shuo zhe ge liang tong za he cai ya, mei you. yin wei zan men ye bu neng yong wai bian de, jiu de yong shan fang de. zan men zhe ge yu shan fang li tou a, da shi fu shuo la, yi tian jiu xia lai yi tong za he cai, liang tong mei you." lia yao fan de yi ting," o? na na er xing a, yi tong pa huang shang chi zhe bu gou wei r a. ni zai wen wen qu!"" beng wen la, shi mei you!"" mei you ma?"" bu shi, shan fang da shi fu dao shuo le, you ji tong shi you ji tong, yin wei na bu shi dang tian de, tou ji tian de, na bu neng yong." lia yao fan de yi ting," o, tou ji tian de? hei, na cai hao ne! na huang shang chi zhe cai gou wei r ne! jiu yao na ge ya! liang tong dou yao tou ji tian de!"" ai, ai!" | |
| ren bu gou yong de, you jie le liang ge yu shan fang de chu shi fu, za he cai ye nong lai le. sa ren zai zhe er yi zhan," liang wei lao tai ye, nin fen fu ba, wo men dou gan shen me?"" gan shen me ya? ni ya?" rang zhe yu shan fang de chu shi fu," ni xian qu men fan! a, hui lai, men fan hui ma?"" rang nin shuo de, yu shan fang de da shi fu hai neng bu hui men fan ma?"" fei hua! hui men? zuo' zhen zhu fei cui bai yu tang' de fan ye hui men na?"" na bu hui!"" hai shi de! bu hui ting zhe, gao su ni, zuo tang de zhe zhong fan, shou xian shuo men fan shi de zhe ge mi ya, bu zhun tao! bie xi! dao dao guo li jiu men! qie wan le shang mian di gan fan quan bu yao! jiu yao di xia de hu fan ga ba. qu!"" ai, shi!" zhe ge zou la. | |
| " liang wei lao tai ye, wo gan shen me ya?"" ni ya, ba zhe ge bai cai, gen bo cai nong yi nong!"" shi." | |
| zhe xian guan beng bu zhu la," liang wei lao tai ye, wo gan shen me?"" hai, ni zhe jia huo, yan jing li mei huo er, ni gan shen me ya? gei na dou fu nong sui le."" ai, dou fu shi qie ding er a, zhe shi qie pian er a?"" bu qie! na shou zhua! zhua sui le, jiu ge na shua jia yin shui tong li tou pao zhe. na ge tong ke bu neng ge yin liang di fang, de da dao tai yang di r qu shai, zhi dao ma?" | |
| " hai shai? shai duo da gong fu a?" | |
| " bu lun shi jian, shai mao le pao wei zhi." | |
| sa ren yi ting, zhe shi yao gan shen me ya? zhe shuo:" ta rang zan zen me zuo zan jiu zen me zuo, deng zhe ba." na ge men fan, zhe ge jiu zhua dou fu. jiu zhe ge qie cai de zhe ge nan, bai cai bang zi qu le ba jiu cheng, jiu yao dang zhong na ge nen bai cai xin er na bo cai ya, beng shuo lan de, ye er bian shang you yi dian huang dou bu yao, jing ze zhe nen bo cai. ze le yi dian ne, da le yi tong shui, gang yao xi, rang lia yao fan de qiao jian la. | |
| lia yao fan de zhe me yi qiao:" ni chi bao le cheng de! zhe bu yao de dong xi ni xi ta gan ma?"" shen me nin bu yao a? wo zhe bu shi bai cai xin, nen bo cai!"" fei hua, bai cai xin er, nen bo cai ya? fen zuo shi mo!' zhen zhu fei cui bai yu tang' zhe dou yong bu zhao."" na me nin shuo yong shen me?"" jiu yao na bai cai bang zi he na lan bo cai, na dui er na ge."" na wo jiu xi zhe ge?"" beng xi."" beng xi wo jiu zhe me qie ya?"" bu qie! wang guo li jiu!"" a?"" rang ni zen me zuo, ni zen me zuo."" hao, hao!" na er ba dou fu dou zhua sui le, jiu ba tong da dao tai yang di shai zhe qu le. shen me yue fen er nin ne? qi yue zhong xun, na tian duo re ya? yi hui er jiu mao pao le. ban tian de gong fu, dou qi le hua xue zuo yong le, pu chi pu chi de, wang wai mao suan qi, mao chou qi! suan chou chong tian. na ge gan fan ga ba er ye dou nao hao la, cai ye dou ou hao la, san ge ren zhan zai na r chong zhe dui dong xi fa leng: hu fan ga ba er, bai cai bang zi, lan bo cai, liang tong za he cai, shua jia huo shui pao dou fu. | |
| xian guan shi zai beng bu zhu le," liang wei lao tai ye, wo men gei huang shang zuo tang bu zuo tang? wo men zen me ban ne?" lia yao fan de yi ting jiu le la," heng heng, mang shen me de ya? gei huang shang zuo tang mang shen me ya? qiao!" yong shou yi zhi zhe shua jia huo shui pao dou fu zhe tong," qiao, zhe bu shi ma?' zhen zhu fei cui bai yu tang' shi cheng yi jing wan le ba cheng le, jiu deng zhe yu yan kai shi shi hou, dao dao guo li yi re, jian ge kai er, ran hou duan shang qu, huang shang yi he, zan men jiu deng zhe qing gong ling shang." xian guan yi ting:" hai da suan ling shang ne? nao dai bu ban le jia jiu hao shi a. zhe hai xiang ling shang a? | |
| na ge shuo:' ni ye bu neng zhe me shuo, zan men chang chang zen me yang ba?" nong ge shao, yao le dian tang, ge dao zui li tou le." xing, you dian yi si la!" na ge shuo:" ni guang chang tang bu xing, ni de chang chang dou fu a." tong di lao dian sui dou fu, zui li yi ba da," xing la! gou wei r la, gou wei r la!" zhe wan er gou shen me wei r a? sa ren hai pa. | |
| dao le di san tian tou shang, he! huang gong nei yuan xuan deng jie cai, fu li tang huang, da yan qun chen. hao jia huo, wu geng tian da yan qun chen, ke shi san geng tian, wen wu bai guan dou dao qi le. gan ma qu na me zao a? ta bu neng bu zao a, mei tian shang chao ye bu qu na me zao, zhe tian wei shi me zao qu ya? hei, hei, huang shang ci yan. | |
| da jia dou da suan chang chang zhe" zhen zhu fei cui bai yu tang" shen me wei r. mei he guo zhe dong xi ya! dou qu la. | |
| wen wu bai guan qu de zao, huang shang hai mei qu ne. ta men da huo gan ma ya? hu xiang chui niu pai ma." nian xiong, nin he guo' zhen zhu fei cui bai yu tang' ma?"" mei you. nin he guo?"" wo ye mei you. wo sui ran shi mei he guo, dan shi wo ting jia fu shuo guo, jia fu shi ting xu da cheng xiang shuo de. ju xu da cheng xiang shuo, zhe' zhen zhu fei cui bai yu tang' ke shi fei tong xiao ke ya! ju shuo li tou you zhen zhu hai wei, feng gan long sui, zhen shi qiong tian xia zhi qi zhen yi bao, jiu zheng jiu lian, cai de zhi cheng ci tang. jin tian wo bei shen shou huang en, qin chang ci wei, ai, zhen shi zan men de zu de bu qian na." nin shuo zhe bu shi dao mei cui de ma, ta ye mei wen jian guo na shua guo shui chou dou fu shi shen me wei r de. hu xiang chui peng. | |
| lia yao fan de chu lai qiao: yo he! quan lai le. ren hai bu shao, huang shang hai mei lai ne. huang shang ye kuai lai la. gan jin de yu bei." deng deng" pao dao shan fang li tou," ai! yu yan ma shang kai shi. gan jin nong, hui guo re!"" hui guo re? lao tai ye, xian ge shen me ya?"" sui bian ba! lai."" ka cha" yi xia, bai cai bang zi bo cai ye xian nong li tou le." lai, hu fan ga ba za he cai shua jia huo shui pao dou fu!"" dong", quan zhe li tou la!" gan kuai shao huo, gan kuai shao huo!" | |
| yi hui er gong fu, tang jiu kai la! zhe bu tang ye kai le guo le ma? na wu zi li ye dai bu zhu ren la! suan chou suan chou de! xun nao jiang zi a. | |
| sa ren liu chu qu la. yi hui er de gong fu, lia yao fan de ye chu qu le ta men lia ren ye shou bu liao la." ai ya, zen me yang la? wo kan kan, huang shang chu lai la! hei, sheng! duan!" yi han" sheng"," duan"! he, er shi duo ge xiao tai jian pai cheng yi zi chang she zhen, mei ren shou li tuo zhe yi ge miao jin zhu qi de hong pan er, pan li tou fang zhe zhe me da ge er guan yao ding shao de tuan long xiao wan er. wan er li tou sheng de ne, jiu na" zhen zhu fei cui bai yu tang". | |
| xiao tai jian wang shang duan tang. wen wu bai guan, huang qin guo qi yi kan xiao tai jian wang shang song tang, da jia shi jiao tou jie er." nian xiong, shen me di fang gui ju ye mei you huang gong nei yuan gui ju da! ni kan zhe xiao tai jian wang shang song tang, ni kan kan ta men duo gui ju, lian zheng yan kan zhe tang dou bu gan kan, ni kan na bu shi, dou pian zhe shen er, xie zhe lian er ne ma?" | |
| yi kan zhe xiao tai jian wang shang song tang zen me yang? ta shi bu gan zheng lian kan ne, na wei r ta shou bu liao a. ke bu na yang ma? | |
| ba tang duan shang lai, tou yi wan dang ran xian gei huang shang la. wang huang shang zhuo zi shang yi fang. huang shang zhe me yi wen ne, ye fang fu you dian e xin shi de. xin shuo: zhe tang zen me zhe wei r a? wo na nian zai xiao miao li he ta bu zhe wei a. xian zai zen me zhe ge wei r a? yi leng. zai yi kan wen wu bai guan huang qin guo qi, yi ge ge jin zhou shuang mei, tu dai dai chong zhe wan tang fa leng, zhi wang hou duo. | |
| huang shang zhe er xiang shen me ne? xin shuo: zhe tang a, shi zai shi bu shi wei r, bu shi wei er shi bu shi wei r a, wu nai you yi jie ya? a, wo shi huang shang a, wo shuo zhe tang hao, wo zhao ren zuo de tang wo na neng bu he ya? na wo yi ding yao he. jin tian bu dan wo he, da huo quan de he. wo zhao ren zuo de tang ma! dang ran yao he. | |
| wen wu bai guan zhe fa leng a, xian shi na yang, xian zai bu shi le, zhe yang. na yi si: jiu zhe ge tang, beng shuo huang shang, lian wo men ye bu neng he. ni kan zhe ba, zhe lia zuo tang de ren, fei qian dao wan gua bu ke. xin li jing zhe yang xiang ne. | |
| huang shang yi kan ta men niu lian er, huang shang ke nao la. huang shang yi qiao. xin shuo hao a! he zhe ni men jiu hui gen wo xiang fu a? zhe me yi dian zui dou bu neng shou a? ni men duo shen me ya? nin men gan ma ne? deng zhe wo ne? deng zhe wo hao a, lai ba! jin er zan men yi kuai er la. xiao wan duan qi lai le, wang qi yi zhan:" zhong wei ai qing, sui gua ren yi tong gong yin' zhen zhu fei cui bai yu tang'." shuo wan zhe hua duan qi xiao wan, yi bie qi er" gu dong gu dong", ba zhe xiao wan tang guan xia qu le. kong wan wang na er yi ge, zuo xia la. | |
| wen wu bai guan yi kan ke xia huai le." nian xiong, huang shang he le. zan men zen me ban ne?"" na hai zen me ban ne? yi kuai er wang xia guan ba!" dou ba zhe wan tang duan qi lai le, ge bi zi zhe er yi wen cha dian tu le. zen me ban ne? bu wang zui gen qian song, wang yuan chu song. wang yuan chu song ne, zui li hai de na hua zhao zhe." nian xiong qing!" zhe shuo" fei hua! wo qing ni bu he jiu xing la! beng fei hua, yi kuai er he!" beng guan zen me shuo ba, yi bie qi er, zong suan ba zhe xiao wan tang guan xia qu le, kong wan wang na er yi ge. | |
| huang shang yi jian wen wu bai guan dou he le, huang shang gao xing la! zhan qi lai jiu wen:" zhong wei ai qing, gua ren qing ren zuo de zhe ge' zhen zhu fei cui bai yu tang', ni da jia he zhe zi wei ru he?" wen wu bai guan yi ting zhe ju hua, zhan qi lai ge shen shuang zhi, lia da mu ge bu tiao qi lai le, ke jiu shi mei shuo hua. zen me bu shuo a? ta zui li hai han zhe yi kou ne. | |
| huang shang yi kan, ming bai la! huang shang shuo:" a, zhong wei ai qing, ni deng da jia bu yu, ge shen shuang zhi, lian yi ming bai ni deng zhi yi ni men shi xiang mei ren zai lai liang da wan na!" |
| è, jīn tiān wǒ shuō zhè duàn dān kǒu xiàng sheng a, zhè kě bú shì xiàn zài de shì qíng. duō zá de shì qíng ne? fǎn zhèng nà gè lí xiàn zài yě bù suàn yuǎn, cái liù bǎi duō nián! | |
| zài zhè gè yuán mò de shí hòu a, yǒu gè zhū yuán zhāng, hòu lái zuò le huáng shàng le, jiù shì zhū hóng wǔ. zhū yuán zhāng jù bīng qǐ yì. dǎ suàn tuī fān yuán cháo, dài lǐng zhe cháng yù chūn hú dà hǎi zài běi jīng chéng dà nào wǔ kē chǎng, guǎ bù dí zhòng, bài chū běi jīng, dì xiōng shī sàn. xiàn zài ne, wǒ dān shuō zhū yuán zhāng yí ge rén, dān qiāng pǐ mǎ, luò huāng ér táo, pǎo le yǒu èr sān bǎi lǐ dì, shēn shàng shì yòu lěng yòu kě yòu è, shí zài zhī chí bú zhù le, yī kàn qián miàn yǒu gè xiǎo pò miào. āi, zài miào lǐ tou xiē yī huì ér ba! gǎn dào zhè ér yī xià zhè gè mǎ ya, jiù yūn dǎo le, zì jǐ dōu bù zhī dào la. guò le hěn zhǎng de shí jiān nǎ, lái le liǎ yào fàn de. zhè liǎ yào fàn de jiù zài xiǎo pò miào lǐ zhù, yào le hǎo xiē gè gàn bō bō shèng bǐng zi a, hái yǒu yī guō shèng yú hé cài tāng zi. dào zhè miào mén kǒu yī qiáo: yō! zhè ér zěn me tǎng zhe yí ge rén a. yī kàn zhè rén mú yàng: zhǎng nǎo dài, dà zhǎng xià bā hé, zěn me zhǎng de gēn lǘ shì de? guò lái yī mō shēn shàng yǒu rè qì ér, jiù rén yào jǐn! jiù gěi lāo dào miào lǐ tou qù le. | |
| dào le miào lǐ tou ne, zhǎo le diǎn shù zhī zǐ làn chái huō diǎn zháo le nuǎn yī nuǎn wū zi, rán hòu jiù gěi zhū yuán zhāng pán qǐ tuǐ ér lái, ràng tā huǎn guò zhè kǒu qì lái. guò le hěn zhǎng de shí jiān, zhū yuán zhāng huǎn xǐng guò lái le, kě shì xīn lǐ tou hái fā mí hu ne, tā hái yǐ wéi ya, gēn cháng yù chūn hú dà hǎi zài wǔ kē chǎng nà ér yí kuài ér dǎ zhàng ne. mí le mí hu de jiù jiào cháng yù chūn," āi, cháng xián dì!" zhè yī jiào cháng xián dì ya, liǎ yào fàn de yī tīng yī lèng! zhè yào fàn de shuō:" yō? āi? qí guài ya! wǒ bù rèn shi tā, tā zěn me zhī dào wǒ xìng cháng, jiào xiān dì ya?" zhū yuán zhāng nà ér yòu jiào:" a, lái!" nà gè yào fàn de yě nà mèn ér la," yō? tā yě rèn shi wǒ xìng lái!" nín qiáo zhè qiǎo jìn r de | |
| " a, nǐ zěn me huí shì a?"" wǒ è la!" ō, zhè rén méi bìng. xīn shuō: zhè è de zī wèi r bù dà hǎo shòu, yīn wèi wǒ men gē liǎ cháng gēn zhè è dǎ jiāo dào. zhè méi bié de, dé la, zán men jiù rén yào jǐn." gān cuì, tā é la. zán bǎ zhè guō shèng cài tāng zi gěi tā hē liǎo de la."" nà yě de rè rè ya!"" duì!" zhǎo le sān kuài xiǎo zhuān tóu, shā guō yī zhī, chái huō diǎn zháo le. | |
| " nǐ guāng gěi tā cài tāng zi hē, tā yě bù bǎo a!"" bú yào jǐn! wǒ zhè ér bù hái yào le diǎn hú fàn gā bā ér ma!"" āi duì!" gē dào shā guō lǐ la!" āi!" zhè shuō," hǎo a, wǒ zhè ér hái bàn kuài sōu dòu fǔ nǎ." yě gē guō lǐ la! hái yǒu diǎn bái cài bāng zǐ, juē bā juē bā rēng guō lǐ tou, hái liǎng kē làn bō cài, yí kuài ér dé la! yī huì ér gōng fū rè le, bǎ shā guō duān guò qù le. | |
| zhū yuán zhāng ne? yòu lěng yòu kě yòu è, suī rán sōu dòu fǔ yǒu wèi r, yě wén bù chū lái," gū dōng gū dōng" bǎ zhè guō shèng cài tāng zi hē xià qù le. hēi, gāi zháo de shì qíng, tā zhè yí lù a, pí láo guò dù, yǐ jīng zhōng le gǎn mào le, kě shì tā zì jǐ bù zhī dào. xiàn zài ne, zhè guō rè cài tāng zi yī xià qù, chū le shēn hàn, tā zhè gǎn mào hǎo le, yǒu jīng shén la. jiù wèn zhè liǎ rén," āi yā, nǐ men èr wèi guì xìng a?" zhè yào fàn de yī tīng zěn me yì sī? kāi wán xiào a? jiào le bàn tiān yòu bù zhī dào guì xìng la?" nǐ bú shì jiào wǒ le ma? xìng cháng, jiào cháng xiān dì ma?"" ō, duì, duì, duì." zhū yuán zhāng tā hán hu dā yìng," nà nǐ men liǎng wèi gěi wǒ zuò zhè guō tāng jiào shén me míng zì ne?" liǎ yào fàn de zhè gè qì ya! xīn shuō: zá hé cài tāng zi, nǎ yǒu míng zì a? | |
| zhè gè shuō:" āi? tā yào wèn ne, zán jiù gěi qǐ gè míng r."" qǐ míng jiào shén me ya?"" jiù gào sù tā jiào' zhēn zhū fěi cuì bái yù tāng'"." nǐ bié xiā chě la! nǎ ér lái de' zhēn zhū fěi cuì bái yù tāng' a?"" āi, dāng rán yǒu a."" yǒu? zhēn zhū ne?"" zhēn zhū a, zán nà gè hú fàn gā bā suì mǐ lì ér, nà bù jiù zhēn zhū ma?"" nà me zhè gè fěi cuì ne?"" fěi cuì ya, bái cài bāng zǐ, bō cài yè, nà bù fěi cuì ya?"" bái yù tāng, nà yù ne?"" a, wǒ nà bàn kuài sōu dòu fǔ, nà bù suàn ne?"" duì, duì duì. wǒ men zhè gè jiào' zhēn zhū fěi cuì bái yù tāng'."" hǎo, míng zì hái tǐng hǎo. xiè xiè nǐ men èr wèi. wǒ hái yào dǎ zhàng qù nǎ, zán men shì tā nián xiāng jiàn, hòu huì yǒu qī." shuō wán zhè huà chū le miào mén ér, shàng mǎ zǒu le. | |
| guò le jǐ nián de gōng fū a, zhū yuán zhāng zhēn bǎ zhè gè yuán cháo tuī fān le. zài nán jīng chéng, zhū yuán zhāng zuò qǐ huáng shàng lái le, jiù shì zhū hóng wǔ. tā zuò le huáng shàng zěn me yàng? zuò huáng shàng yǐ hòu, gēn qí tā huáng shàng méi yǒu qū bié le. měi tiān yě shì chī de shān zhēn hǎi wèi, chuān de shì líng luó chóu duàn, qǔ de shì sān gōng liù yuàn. zhēn shì tiān zǐ yī yì gū xíng, chén zǐ bǎi shùn bǎi cóng. huáng shàng shuō shí mǒ, qún chén jiù dé gēn zhe shuō shí mǒ. nǎ pà zhè huáng shàng shuō zhè méi shì bái de, shuí dōu bù gǎn shuō shì hēi de. shuō hēi de, kàng zhǐ bù zūn, shā! zhè jiù wán la. huáng shàng yào gěi dà chén bù lùn rèn hé yí yàng dōng xī, zhè gè dà chén ne, dōu dé ná dào jiā qù, gōng dào zǔ xiān táng, xiǎn shì xiǎn shì. nǎ pà huáng shàng cì gěi dà chén yī zhāng cǎo zhǐ, dà chén dōu dé ná huáng líng zǐ biǎo qǐ lái, gōng dào zǔ xiān táng, dàng zuò zhēng guāng yào zǔ xiǎn yào mén tíng, yù cì de cā pì gǔ zhǐ, jiù zhè me lì hài. | |
| zhè gè zhū yuán zhāng zuò le jǐ nián huáng shàng yǐ hòu, chī hē wán lè, lǎo shì zhè tào, tā fán le. hū rán jiān, yǒu zhè me jǐ tiān, shēn shàng bù hǎo guò, lǎn yáng yáng de, hún shēn suān lǎn, zěn me zhè me gè zī wèi a? yī zuó mo: āi? zhè zī wèi r jiù gēn wǒ dāng nián luò nàn zài xiǎo pò miào lǐ nà zī wèi shì de, jiù nà me nán guò. wǒ xiǎng qǐ lái le, nà nián rén jiā gěi le wǒ yī guō" zhēn zhū fěi cuì bái yù tāng" a, hē wán le, wǒ jiù jīng shén le, shēn shàng jiù shū fú le, jiù hǎo le. xiàn zài wǒ yòu nán guò le, yào zài lái wǎn" zhēn zhū fěi cuì bái yù tāng" hē, yě huì hǎo guò. duì, āi yā, bù xíng. méi rén huì zuò ya? āi, zhǎo zhè liǎng gè rén, yí gè jiào cháng xián dì, wǒ jì zhe ne. | |
| shuā le yī dào zhǐ yì, zhōu chéng fǔ xiàn tiē huáng bǎng, xuǎn liǎng gè huì zuò" zhēn zhū fěi cuì bái yù tāng" de rén. yí gè jiào" cháng xián dì", nà gè bù zhī jiào shén me míng zì. | |
| jiǎn duǎn jié shuō, wǒ jiù shuō dāng nián tā luò nàn shí de nà gè xiàn chéng, yě tiē le huáng bǎng le. zhè gè huáng bǎng tiē dào shén me dì fang? xiàn yá mén duì guò, yǒu gè yǐng bì qiáng, tiē zài zhè yǐng bì qiáng shǎng qù le. zhè huáng bǎng yī tiē chū qù, lǎo bǎi xìng bù zhī shén me shì, wéi guò lái jiù kàn. zhèng kàn zhe ne, hēi hēi, wú qiǎo bù chéng shū, zhèng gǎn zhè liǎ yào fàn de cóng zhè ér lù guò. liǎ yào fàn de yī kàn zhè ér wéi zhe yī quān zi rén, bù zhī dào zěn me huí shì, guò lái le yī bō lā zhè wèi:" āi, láo nín jià, nín kàn shén me ne?" | |
| zhè wèi huí tóu yī kàn shì liǎ yào fàn de," qù! zǒu a! dǎ tīng shén me ya? dǎ tīng xīn lǐ shì bìng, wèn zhè yǒu shén me yòng a, huáng shàng zhǎo liǎng gè huì zuò' zhēn zhū fěi cuì bái yù tāng' de rén, yí gè jiào cháng xián dì, nà gè bù zhī dào jiào shén me míng zì, nǐ men liǎ rén wèn shén me ya? nǐ men huì zuò' zhēn zhū fěi cuì bái yù tāng' a?" liǎ yào fàn de yī tīng, a? zhè shuō:" āi! dà gē, hǎo! xiǎo pò miào lǐ hē zá hé cài tāng zi nà jiā huo zuò le huáng shàng la!" zhè shuō:" shì tā ma?"" dāng rán shì tā ya!"" yō, tā zuò le huáng shàng le? nà zán men dé lōu qù ya!"" duì, zǒu, zán lōu lōu tā qù." liǎ yào fàn de dǎ suàn lōu huáng shǎng qù. | |
| sī huáng bǎng!" kā" yī xià bǎ huáng bǎng gěi sī le. liǎng gè kàn bǎng de ne, jiù shì xiàn yá mén lǐ liǎ gōng chāi. liǎ gōng chāi zhè me yī qiáo: zěn me zhāo, yào fàn de sī huáng bǎng? hē, dǎn zi tài dà le, yī dǒu suǒ liàn zǐ," huā lā" zhè jiù yào suǒ. | |
| gāng yī dǒu suǒ liàn zǐ, liǎ yào fàn de yī dèng yǎn:" gàn shén me ya? a? zěn me huí shì a? nán dào shuō suǒ zhe qù gěi huáng dì zuò' zhēn zhū fěi cuì bái yù tāng' ma?" liǎ gōng chāi yī tīng:" yō, nào le bàn tiān gǎn qíng shì èr wèi' tāng lǎo yé' ya?"" shuí xìng tāng a? hú shuō bā dào! wǒ men zuò tāng."" èr wèi zuò tāng de lǎo yé. nǐ gēn wǒ men xiàn yá mén qǐng ba." | |
| ràng dào bān fáng lǐ tou, gǎn jǐn huí bǐng xiàn guān. zhī xiàn yī tīng zěn me zhāo? zài wǒ zhè xiàn zhǎo zháo zuò tāng de rén la? hē! gāi zháo wǒ shēng guān fā cái huàn shā mào. hǎo! fēn fù yī shēng:" jí kè chū yíng." | |
| gǎn jǐn huàn shàng xīn guān yī ér, jiàng jiē xiāng yíng. xiàn guān xià tái jiē wǎng duì miàn yī qiáo a, chà diǎn bǎ bí zi qì wāi la, zěn me? duì miàn zhàn zhe liǎ yào fàn de: yī liǎn de yóu ní, yī shēn de pò làn, guāng zhe liǎng zhǐ jiǎo yā zǐ, zhàn zài na r dào bēi zhe shǒu, qiáo xiàn guān yī xià tái jiē, chōng xiàn guān zhè me yì diǎn tóu, xiào xī xī de. | |
| xiàn guān zhè gè qì ya, jiù nín men liǎ rén hái miàn shèng nǎ, wǒ men zhè ér hái yǒu liǎng wǎn shèng miàn." zhēn nǎi dà dǎn! lái ya, ná suǒ liàn zǐ suǒ shàng, yā jiè jìn jīng." yā jìn nán jīng chéng. | |
| zhū hóng wǔ yī tīng zěn me yàng? tā gāo xìng le. yǒu rén sī huáng bǎng, zuò tāng de rén zhǎo zháo le, hē, tài hǎo la! jí kè zhào jiàn. zhè xiàn fù ne, yā zhe liǎ yào fàn de bēn jīn luán bǎo diàn. | |
| qī pǐn zhī xiàn ne, zài míng qīng liǎng dài dōu shì zhè gè zhì dù: méi yǒu jiàn huáng shàng de zī gé, fēi děi yǒu gè tè bié de zhào jiàn, tā hái dé xiān dào lǐ bù lǐ tou yán lǐ, sān guì jiǔ kòu zěn me kē tóu zěn me shuō huà, zhè cái xíng nǎ. zhè xiàn fù ne? quán bù dǒng, yě méi dào lǐ bù yán lǐ jiù lái le. dào jīn luán bǎo diàn wǎng zhè ér yī guì ya, jìng shèng le hài pà le. méi bié de, duō duō suo suo, chàn chàn jīng jīng, jìng shèng duō suo le. kě shì xiàn guān tōu zhe zhè me yī kàn zhè liǎ yào fàn de, zhè xiàn fù nà mèn ér la. liǎ yào fàn de zěn me yì sī? jiàn huáng shàng sān guì jiǔ kòu? méi guì, zhàn zài na r xiào xī xī dì chōng huáng shàng diǎn tóu ne. xiàn guān yī qiáo: a, zhè liǎ gǎn qíng jiàn shuí dōu zhè yàng a? hēi hēi! zhè huáng shàng hái bù nǎo? | |
| huáng shàng méi nǎo. yī kàn guǒ rán shì xiǎo pò miào lǐ tou gěi tā cài tāng zi hē de nà gè, gāo xìng la! gāo xìng kě gāo xìng a, yī kàn zhè chuān zhe dǎ bàn, xīn lǐ tou àn hán zhe mán yuàn zhè xiàn guān, xīn shuō: zhè xiàn guān zěn me zhè me fèi wù a? nǐ zěn me bù bǎ tā men liǎ rén huàn liǎng shēn ér hǎo yī fú lái jiàn wǒ ya? nǐ zhè pò yī luō suo de, ràng wén wǔ dà chén huáng qīn guó qī yī kàn, huáng shàng rèn shi yào fàn de, wǒ zhè miàn zi wǎng nǎ ér gē ya? gǎn jǐn dì jiù ná huà zhǎo zhé, zhàn qǐ lái le. huáng shàng duō zá jiàn rén zhàn qǐ lái? zhè huì ér zhàn qǐ lái le," ó! hā hā, liǎng wèi ài qīng, nǐ men wèi hé zhuāng zuò rú cǐ dǎ bàn lái jiàn guǎ rén ne?" nǐ wèi shí me zhuāng de zhè yàng a? | |
| liǎ yào fàn de tā bù dǒng a," bù! wǒ men lǎo zhè yàng?" | |
| huáng shàng yī tīng, xíng! wǒ zhè jù huà bái shuō la. tā lǎo zhè yàng. | |
| " xiàn zài wǒ men hùn zhěng la, nín kàn jiàn méi yǒu, duō hùn shàng yī guà tiě liàn zǐ." zhè suǒ zhe ne. huáng shàng jiè tí fā huī, xià mà xiàn guān:" hú tú de dōng xī, dà dǎn! gěi zhèn zuò' zhēn zhū fěi cuì bái yù tāng' de rén, nǐ zěn me gěi shàng le suǒ la? a? qǐ yǒu cǐ lǐ! lái ya, tuī chū qù bǎ tā shā la!" zhè jiù wán la. | |
| zhè xiàn guān guì zài na r, hǎo jiā huo, kē tóu yóu rú jī bēn suì mǐ, duō suo dé jiù gēn xiē le hǔ zǐ chī yān dài yóu zǐ shì de. duō lǐ duō suo. liǎ yào fàn de yī qiáo zhè xiàn guān, lè la! liǎ yào fàn de yī qiáo:" āi yō yō yō, hēi, zhè yǒu yì sī a, zhè bié shā ya! zhè shì gè wán yì r a! a, wàn suì! kàn zhe wǒ men liǎ rén de miàn zi, ráo tā yī sǐ ba, yīn wèi gěi nín zuò' zhēn zhū fěi cuì bái yù tāng' a, rén bù gòu yòng de, quē yí gè mǎi zuó liào de xiǎo huǒ jì ér." | |
| huáng shàng yī tīng:" nà hǎo! qǐ lái! mǎi zuó liào qù!" zhè xiàn guān dāng le xiǎo huǒ jì ér la. | |
| kù lǐ tou bō yín sān bǎi liǎng, lìng shè yù shàn fáng, xiàn sān tiān xiàn, yào zuò" zhēn zhū fěi cuì bái yù tāng" èr bǎi fèn. gàn má zuò nà me duō ya? huáng shàng a, yào dà yàn qún chén. nà yì sī hǎo dōng xī bù néng wǒ yí ge rén chī, dà huǒ quán dé cháng cháng. | |
| sā rén dào le yù shàn fáng, xiàn guān jiù gěi liǎ yào fàn de guì xià le," xiè xiè liǎng wèi lǎo tài yé jiù mìng zhī ēn!"" béng xiè la!"" ràng nǐ mǎi dōng xi huì ma?"" shì, liǎng wèi lǎo tài yé fēn fù ba!"" nǐ mǎi ya, mǎi zhè gè yī bǎi jīn bō cài, èr bǎi jīn bái cài, míng bái ma? sān bǎi kuài dòu fǔ, sì bǎi jīn cāo mǐ, liǎng tǒng zá hé cài, sì piáo shuā jiā huo shuǐ, qù ba!" xiàn guān yī tīng zhè shì yào gàn shén me ya?" liǎng wèi lǎo tài yé, zěn me mǎi zhè gè?"" béng fèi huà, ràng nǐ mǎi shén me nǐ jiù mǎi shén me, shǎo le yí yàng, zuò dé le tāng bú duì huáng shàng kǒu wèi, ná nǐ shì wèn!"" āi, shì! mǎi qù." | |
| bàn tiān r de gōng fū dōu mǎi huí lái le. | |
| " liǎng wèi lǎo tài yé, dōng xī dōu mǎi lái la, jiù nín shuō zhè gè liǎng tǒng zá hé cài ya, méi yǒu. yīn wèi zán men yě bù néng yòng wài biān de, jiù de yòng shàn fáng de. zán men zhè gè yù shàn fáng lǐ tou a, dà shī fū shuō la, yì tiān jiù xià lái yī tǒng zá hé cài, liǎng tǒng méi yǒu." liǎ yào fàn de yī tīng," ó? nà nǎ ér xíng a, yī tǒng pà huáng shàng chī zhe bù gòu wèi r a. nǐ zài wèn wèn qù!"" béng wèn la, shì méi yǒu!"" méi yǒu ma?"" bú shì, shàn fáng dà shī fū dào shuō le, yǒu jǐ tǒng shì yǒu jǐ tǒng, yīn wèi nà bú shì dàng tiān de, tóu jǐ tiān de, nà bù néng yòng." liǎ yào fàn de yī tīng," ō, tóu jǐ tiān de? hēi, nà cái hǎo ne! nà huáng shàng chī zhe cái gòu wèi r ne! jiù yào nà gè ya! liǎng tǒng dōu yào tóu jǐ tiān de!"" āi, āi!" | |
| rén bù gòu yòng de, yòu jiè le liǎng gè yù shàn fáng de chú shī fū, zá hé cài yě nòng lái le. sā rén zài zhè ér yī zhàn," liǎng wèi lǎo tài yé, nín fēn fù ba, wǒ men dōu gàn shén me?"" gàn shén me ya? nǐ ya?" ràng zhè yù shàn fáng de chú shī fū," nǐ xiān qù mèn fàn! a, huí lái, mèn fàn huì ma?"" ràng nín shuō de, yù shàn fáng de dà shī fū hái néng bú huì mèn fàn ma?"" fèi huà! huì mèn? zuò' zhēn zhū fěi cuì bái yù tāng' de fàn yě huì mèn nǎ?"" nà bú huì!"" hái shì de! bú huì tīng zhe, gào sù nǐ, zuò tāng de zhè zhǒng fàn, shǒu xiān shuō mèn fàn shí de zhè gè mǐ ya, bù zhǔn táo! bié xǐ! dào dào guō lǐ jiù mèn! qiè wán le shàng miàn dí gān fàn quán bú yào! jiù yào dǐ xià de hú fàn gā bā. qù!"" āi, shì!" zhè gè zǒu la. | |
| " liǎng wèi lǎo tài yé, wǒ gàn shén me ya?"" nǐ ya, bǎ zhè gè bái cài, gēn bō cài nòng yī nòng!"" shì." | |
| zhè xiàn guān běng bú zhù la," liǎng wèi lǎo tài yé, wǒ gàn shén me?"" hāi, nǐ zhè jiā huo, yǎn jīng lǐ méi huó ér, nǐ gàn shén me ya? gěi nà dòu fǔ nòng suì le."" āi, dòu fǔ shì qiè dīng ér a, zhè shì qiē piàn ér a?"" bù qiè! ná shǒu zhuā! zhuā suì le, jiù gē nà shuā jiā yǐn shuǐ tǒng lǐ tou pào zhe. nà gè tǒng kě bù néng gē yīn liáng dì fāng, dé dā dào tài yáng dì r qù shài, zhī dào ma?" | |
| " hái shài? shài duō dà gōng fū a?" | |
| " bù lùn shí jiān, shài mào le pào wéi zhǐ." | |
| sā rén yī tīng, zhè shì yào gàn shén me ya? zhè shuō:" tā ràng zán zěn me zuò zán jiù zěn me zuò, děng zhe ba." nà gè mèn fàn, zhè gè jiù zhuā dòu fǔ. jiù zhè gè qiè cài de zhè gè nán, bái cài bāng zǐ qù le bā jiǔ chéng, jiù yào dāng zhōng nà gè nèn bái cài xīn ér nà bō cài ya, béng shuō làn de, yè ér biān shàng yǒu yì diǎn huáng dōu bú yào, jìng zé zhè nèn bō cài. zé le yì diǎn ne, dǎ le yī tǒng shuǐ, gāng yào xǐ, ràng liǎ yào fàn de qiáo jiàn la. | |
| liǎ yào fàn de zhè me yī qiáo:" nǐ chī bǎo le chēng de! zhè bú yào de dōng xī nǐ xǐ tā gàn má?"" shén me nín bú yào a? wǒ zhè bú shì bái cài xīn, nèn bō cài!"" fèi huà, bái cài xīn ér, nèn bō cài ya? fēn zuò shí mǒ!' zhēn zhū fěi cuì bái yù tāng' zhè dōu yòng bù zháo."" nà me nín shuō yòng shén me?"" jiù yào nà bái cài bāng zǐ hé nà làn bō cài, nà duī ér nà gè."" nà wǒ jiù xǐ zhè gè?"" béng xǐ."" béng xǐ wǒ jiù zhè me qiè ya?"" bù qiè! wǎng guō lǐ jiū!"" a?"" ràng nǐ zěn me zuò, nǐ zěn me zuò."" hǎo, hǎo!" nà ér bǎ dòu fǔ dōu zhuā suì le, jiù bǎ tǒng dā dào tài yáng dì shài zhe qù le. shén me yuè fèn ér nín ne? qī yuè zhōng xún, nà tiān duō rè ya? yī huì ér jiù mào pào le. bàn tiān de gōng fū, dōu qǐ le huà xué zuò yòng le, pū chī pū chī de, wǎng wài mào suān qì, mào chòu qì! suān chòu chōng tiān. nà gè gān fàn gā bā ér yě dōu nào hǎo la, cài yě dōu ōu hǎo la, sān ge rén zhàn zài na r chōng zhè duī dōng xī fā lèng: hú fàn gā bā ér, bái cài bāng zǐ, làn bō cài, liǎng tǒng zá hé cài, shuā jiā huo shuǐ pào dòu fǔ. | |
| xiàn guān shí zài běng bú zhù le," liǎng wèi lǎo tài yé, wǒ men gěi huáng shàng zuò tāng bù zuò tāng? wǒ men zěn me bàn ne?" liǎ yào fàn de yī tīng jiù lè la," hēng hēng, máng shén me de ya? gěi huáng shàng zuò tāng máng shén me ya? qiáo!" yòng shǒu yī zhǐ zhè shuā jiā huo shuǐ pào dòu fǔ zhè tǒng," qiáo, zhè bú shì ma?' zhēn zhū fěi cuì bái yù tāng' shí chéng yǐ jīng wán le bā chéng le, jiù děng zhe yù yàn kāi shǐ shí hòu, dào dào guō lǐ yī rè, jiàn gè kāi ér, rán hòu duān shǎng qù, huáng shàng yī hē, zán men jiù děng zhe qǐng gōng lǐng shǎng." xiàn guān yī tīng:" hái dǎ suàn lǐng shǎng ne? nǎo dài bù bān le jiā jiù hǎo shì a. zhè hái xiǎng lǐng shǎng a? | |
| nà gè shuō:' nǐ yě bù néng zhè me shuō, zán men cháng cháng zěn me yàng ba?" nòng gè sháo, yǎo le diǎn tāng, gē dào zuǐ lǐ tou le." xíng, yǒu diǎn yì sī la!" nà gè shuō:" nǐ guāng cháng tāng bù xíng, nǐ dé cháng cháng dòu fǔ a." tǒng dǐ lāo diǎn suì dòu fǔ, zuǐ lǐ yī bā dā," xíng la! gòu wèi r la, gòu wèi r la!" zhè wán ér gòu shén me wèi r a? sā rén hài pà. | |
| dào le dì sān tiān tóu shàng, hē! huáng gōng nèi yuàn xuán dēng jié cǎi, fù lì táng huáng, dà yàn qún chén. hǎo jiā huo, wǔ gēng tiān dà yàn qún chén, kě shì sān gēng tiān, wén wǔ bǎi guān dōu dào qí le. gàn má qù nà me zǎo a? tā bù néng bù zǎo a, měi tiān shàng cháo yě bù qù nà me zǎo, zhè tiān wèi shí me zǎo qù ya? hēi, hēi, huáng shàng cì yàn. | |
| dà jiā dōu dǎ suàn cháng cháng zhè" zhēn zhū fěi cuì bái yù tāng" shén me wèi r. méi hē guò zhè dōng xī ya! dōu qù la. | |
| wén wǔ bǎi guān qù de zǎo, huáng shàng hái méi qù ne. tā men dà huǒ gàn má ya? hù xiāng chuī niú pāi mǎ." nián xiōng, nín hē guò' zhēn zhū fěi cuì bái yù tāng' ma?"" méi yǒu. nín hē guò?"" wǒ yě méi yǒu. wǒ suī rán shì méi hē guò, dàn shì wǒ tīng jiā fù shuō guò, jiā fù shì tīng xú dá chéng xiàng shuō de. jù xú dá chéng xiàng shuō, zhè' zhēn zhū fěi cuì bái yù tāng' kě shì fēi tóng xiǎo kě ya! jù shuō lǐ tou yǒu zhēn zhū hǎi wèi, fèng gān lóng suǐ, zhēn shì qióng tiān xià zhī qí zhēn yì bǎo, jiǔ zhēng jiǔ liàn, cái dé zhì chéng cǐ tāng. jīn tiān wǒ bèi shēn shòu huáng ēn, qīn cháng cǐ wèi, āi, zhēn shì zán men de zǔ dé bù qiǎn nà." nín shuō zhè bú shì dǎo méi cuī de ma, tā yě méi wén jiàn guò nà shuā guō shuǐ chòu dòu fǔ shì shén me wèi r de. hù xiāng chuī pěng. | |
| liǎ yào fàn de chū lái qiáo: yō hē! quán lái le. rén hái bù shǎo, huáng shàng hái méi lái ne. huáng shàng yě kuài lái la. gǎn jǐn de yù bèi." dēng dēng" pǎo dào shàn fáng lǐ tou," āi! yù yàn mǎ shàng kāi shǐ. gǎn jǐn nòng, huí guō rè!"" huí guō rè? lǎo tài yé, xiān gē shén me ya?"" suí biàn ba! lái."" kā chā" yī xià, bái cài bāng zǐ bō cài yè xiān nòng lǐ tou le." lái, hú fàn gā bā zá hé cài shuā jiā huo shuǐ pào dòu fǔ!"" dōng", quán zhé lǐ tou la!" gǎn kuài shāo huǒ, gǎn kuài shāo huǒ!" | |
| yī huì ér gōng fū, tāng jiù kāi la! zhè bù tāng yě kāi le guō le ma? nà wū zi lǐ yě dāi bú zhù rén la! suān chòu suān chòu de! xūn nǎo jiāng zi a. | |
| sā rén liū chū qù la. yī huì ér de gōng fū, liǎ yào fàn de yě chū qù le tā men liǎ rén yě shòu bù liǎo la." āi yā, zěn me yàng la? wǒ kàn kàn, huáng shàng chū lái la! hēi, shèng! duān!" yī hǎn" shèng"," duān"! hē, èr shí duō gè xiǎo tài jiàn pái chéng yī zì cháng shé zhèn, měi rén shǒu lǐ tuō zhe yí gè miáo jīn zhū qī de hóng pán ér, pán lǐ tou fàng zhe zhè me dà gè ér guān yáo dìng shāo de tuán lóng xiǎo wǎn ér. wǎn ér lǐ tou shèng de ne, jiù nà" zhēn zhū fěi cuì bái yù tāng". | |
| xiǎo tài jiàn wǎng shàng duān tāng. wén wǔ bǎi guān, huáng qīn guó qī yī kàn xiǎo tài jiàn wǎng shàng sòng tāng, dà jiā shì jiāo tóu jiē ěr." nián xiōng, shén me dì fang guī jǔ yě méi yǒu huáng gōng nèi yuàn guī jǔ dà! nǐ kàn zhè xiǎo tài jiàn wǎng shàng sòng tāng, nǐ kàn kàn tā men duō guī jǔ, lián zhèng yǎn kàn zhè tāng dōu bù gǎn kàn, nǐ kàn nà bú shì, dōu piān zhe shēn ér, xié zhe liǎn ér ne ma?" | |
| yī kàn zhè xiǎo tài jiàn wǎng shàng sòng tāng zěn me yàng? tā shì bù gǎn zhèng liǎn kàn ne, nà wèi r tā shòu bù liǎo a. kě bù nà yàng ma? | |
| bǎ tāng duān shàng lái, tóu yī wǎn dāng rán xiān gěi huáng shàng la. wǎng huáng shàng zhuō zi shàng yī fàng. huáng shàng zhè me yī wén ne, yě fǎng fú yǒu diǎn ě xīn shì de. xīn shuō: zhè tāng zěn me zhè wèi r a? wǒ nà nián zài xiǎo miào lǐ hē tā bù zhè wèi a. xiàn zài zěn me zhè gè wèi r a? yī lèng. zài yī kàn wén wǔ bǎi guān huáng qīn guó qī, yí gè gè jǐn zhòu shuāng méi, tú dāi dāi chōng zhè wǎn tāng fā lèng, zhí wǎng hòu duǒ. | |
| huáng shàng zhè ér xiǎng shén me ne? xīn shuō: zhè tāng a, shí zài shì bú shì wèi r, bú shì wèi ér shì bú shì wèi r a, wú nài yǒu yī jié ya? a, wǒ shì huáng shàng a, wǒ shuō zhè tāng hǎo, wǒ zhǎo rén zuò de tāng wǒ nǎ néng bù hē ya? nà wǒ yí dìng yào hē. jīn tiān bù dàn wǒ hē, dà huǒ quán dé hē. wǒ zhǎo rén zuò de tāng ma! dāng rán yào hē. | |
| wén wǔ bǎi guān zhè fā lèng a, xiān shì nà yàng, xiàn zài bú shì le, zhè yàng. nà yì sī: jiù zhè gè tāng, béng shuō huáng shàng, lián wǒ men yě bù néng hē. nǐ kàn zhe ba, zhè liǎ zuò tāng de rén, fēi qiān dāo wàn guǎ bù kě. xīn lǐ jìng zhè yàng xiǎng ne. | |
| huáng shàng yī kàn tā men niǔ liǎn ér, huáng shàng kě nǎo la. huáng shàng yī qiáo. xīn shuō hǎo a! hé zhe nǐ men jiù huì gēn wǒ xiǎng fú a? zhè me yì diǎn zuì dōu bù néng shòu a? nǐ men duǒ shén me ya? nín men gàn má ne? děng zhe wǒ ne? děng zhe wǒ hǎo a, lái ba! jīn ér zán men yí kuài ér la. xiǎo wǎn duān qǐ lái le, wǎng qǐ yī zhàn:" zhòng wèi ài qīng, suí guǎ rén yī tóng gòng yǐn' zhēn zhū fěi cuì bái yù tāng'." shuō wán zhè huà duān qǐ xiǎo wǎn, yī biē qì ér" gū dōng gū dōng", bǎ zhè xiǎo wǎn tāng guàn xià qù le. kōng wǎn wǎng nà ér yī gē, zuò xià la. | |
| wén wǔ bǎi guān yī kàn kě xià huài le." nián xiōng, huáng shàng hē le. zán men zěn me bàn ne?"" nà hái zěn me bàn ne? yí kuài ér wǎng xià guàn ba!" dōu bǎ zhè wǎn tāng duān qǐ lái le, gē bí zi zhè ér yī wén chà diǎn tǔ le. zěn me bàn ne? bù wǎng zuǐ gēn qián sòng, wǎng yuǎn chù sòng. wǎng yuǎn chù sòng ne, zuǐ lǐ hái dé ná huà zhǎo zhé." nián xiōng qǐng!" zhè shuō" fèi huà! wǒ qǐng nǐ bù hē jiù xíng la! béng fèi huà, yí kuài ér hē!" béng guǎn zěn me shuō ba, yī biē qì ér, zǒng suàn bǎ zhè xiǎo wǎn tāng guàn xià qù le, kōng wǎn wǎng nà ér yī gē. | |
| huáng shàng yī jiàn wén wǔ bǎi guān dōu hē le, huáng shàng gāo xìng la! zhàn qǐ lái jiù wèn:" zhòng wèi ài qīng, guǎ rén qǐng rén zuò de zhè gè' zhēn zhū fěi cuì bái yù tāng', nǐ dà jiā hē zhe zī wèi rú hé?" wén wǔ bǎi guān yī tīng zhè jù huà, zhàn qǐ lái gè shēn shuāng zhǐ, liǎ dà mǔ gē bù tiǎo qǐ lái le, kě jiù shì méi shuō huà. zěn me bù shuō a? tā zuǐ lǐ hái hán zhe yī kǒu ne. | |
| huáng shàng yī kàn, míng bái la! huáng shàng shuō:" a, zhòng wèi ài qīng, nǐ děng dà jiā bù yǔ, gè shēn shuāng zhǐ, lián yǐ míng bái nǐ děng zhī yì nǐ men shì xiǎng měi rén zài lái liǎng dà wǎn nǎ!" |
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