歌曲 | My Old Man's A Dustman |
歌手 | Lonnie Donegan |
专辑 | The Greatest Novelty Songs 2015 |
下载 | Image LRC TXT |
[00:00.000] | Now here's a little story to tell |
[00:05.002] | It is a must about an unsung hero |
[00:13.283] | That moves away your dust |
[00:18.429] | Some people make a fortune, others earn a mint |
[00:24.908] | My old man don't earn much |
[00:28.748] | In fact he's flippin' skint |
[00:36.323] | Oh, my old man's a dustman |
[00:38.308] | He wears a dustman's hat, he wears cor-blimey trousers |
[00:42.227] | And he lives in a council flat |
[00:44.108] | He looks a proper nana in his great big hobnail boots |
[00:48.000] | He's got such a job to pull them up |
[00:49.959] | That he calls 'em daisy roots |
[00:51.709] | Some folks give tips at Christmas, and some of them forget |
[00:58.684] | So when he picks their bins up, he spills some on the step |
[01:02.341] | Now one old man got nasty and to the council wrote |
[01:06.051] | Next time my old man went 'round there, he punched him up the throat |
[01:09.760] | Oh my old man's a dustman |
[01:11.954] | He wears a dustman's hat, he wears cor-blimey trousers |
[01:15.559] | And he lives in a council flat |
[01:17.623] | Lonnie: I say, I say, Les |
[01:18.798] | Les: Yes? |
[01:20.261] | Lonnie: I, er, I found a police dog in my dustbin |
[01:22.743] | Les: Well how do you do know he's a police dog? |
[01:24.467] | Lonnie: He had a policeman with him |
[01:28.777] | Though my old man's a dustman, he's got an 'eart of gold |
[01:32.617] | He got married recently, though he's eighty-six years old |
[01:36.431] | We said "'Ere, hang on, Dad, you're getting past your prime" |
[01:40.219] | He said "Well, when you get to my age, it helps to pass the time." |
[01:44.346] | Oi! My old man's a dustman |
[01:45.887] | He wears a dustman's hat, he wears cor-blimey trousers |
[01:49.701] | And he lives in a council flat |
[01:51.477] | _I say, I say, I say! |
[01:52.836] | _Huh |
[01:53.541] | Lonnie: My dustbin's full of lilies |
[01:54.900] | Les: Well throw 'em away then! |
[01:56.258] | Lonnie: I can't. Lily's wearing them |
[02:00.803] | Now one day whilst in a hurry, he missed a lady's bin |
[02:04.591] | He hadn't gone but a few yards when she chased after him |
[02:08.718] | "What game do you think you're playing?" “ |
[02:10.468] | She cried right from the 'eart |
[02:12.271] | "You've missed me, am I too late?" “ |
[02:14.256] | "No, jump up on the cart!" “ |
[02:16.451] | Oi! My old man's a dustman |
[02:18.201] | He wears a dustman's hat, he wears cor-blimey trousers |
[02:21.936] | And he lives in a council flat |
[02:23.686] | Lonnie: I say, I say, I say! |
[02:25.175] | _Not you again! |
[02:27.709] | Lonnie: My dustbin's absolutely full with toadstools |
[02:30.713] | Les: How do you know it's full? |
[02:32.150] | Lonnie: 'Cause there's not mushroom inside |
[02:36.852] | He found a tiger's head one day nailed to a piece of wood |
[02:40.875] | The tiger looked like miserable |
[02:42.756] | But I suppose he should |
[02:44.532] | Just then from out a window, a voice began to wail |
[02:48.320] | It said "Oi! Where's me tiger's head?" “ |
[02:50.566] | "Four foot from his tail." “ |
[02:52.421] | Oh my old man's a dustman |
[02:54.093] | He wears a dustman's hat, he wears cor-blimey trousers |
[02:57.855] | And he lives in a council flat |
[02:59.657] | Next time you see a dustman |
[03:01.930] | Looking all pale and sad |
[03:03.602] | Don't kick him in the dustbin |
[03:05.300] | It might be my old dad |
[00:00.000] | Now here' s a little story to tell |
[00:05.002] | It is a must about an unsung hero |
[00:13.283] | That moves away your dust |
[00:18.429] | Some people make a fortune, others earn a mint |
[00:24.908] | My old man don' t earn much |
[00:28.748] | In fact he' s flippin' skint |
[00:36.323] | Oh, my old man' s a dustman |
[00:38.308] | He wears a dustman' s hat, he wears corblimey trousers |
[00:42.227] | And he lives in a council flat |
[00:44.108] | He looks a proper nana in his great big hobnail boots |
[00:48.000] | He' s got such a job to pull them up |
[00:49.959] | That he calls ' em daisy roots |
[00:51.709] | Some folks give tips at Christmas, and some of them forget |
[00:58.684] | So when he picks their bins up, he spills some on the step |
[01:02.341] | Now one old man got nasty and to the council wrote |
[01:06.051] | Next time my old man went ' round there, he punched him up the throat |
[01:09.760] | Oh my old man' s a dustman |
[01:11.954] | He wears a dustman' s hat, he wears corblimey trousers |
[01:15.559] | And he lives in a council flat |
[01:17.623] | Lonnie: I say, I say, Les |
[01:18.798] | Les: Yes? |
[01:20.261] | Lonnie: I, er, I found a police dog in my dustbin |
[01:22.743] | Les: Well how do you do know he' s a police dog? |
[01:24.467] | Lonnie: He had a policeman with him |
[01:28.777] | Though my old man' s a dustman, he' s got an ' eart of gold |
[01:32.617] | He got married recently, though he' s eightysix years old |
[01:36.431] | We said "' Ere, hang on, Dad, you' re getting past your prime" |
[01:40.219] | He said " Well, when you get to my age, it helps to pass the time." |
[01:44.346] | Oi! My old man' s a dustman |
[01:45.887] | He wears a dustman' s hat, he wears corblimey trousers |
[01:49.701] | And he lives in a council flat |
[01:51.477] | _I say, I say, I say! |
[01:52.836] | _Huh |
[01:53.541] | Lonnie: My dustbin' s full of lilies |
[01:54.900] | Les: Well throw ' em away then! |
[01:56.258] | Lonnie: I can' t. Lily' s wearing them |
[02:00.803] | Now one day whilst in a hurry, he missed a lady' s bin |
[02:04.591] | He hadn' t gone but a few yards when she chased after him |
[02:08.718] | " What game do you think you' re playing?" " |
[02:10.468] | She cried right from the ' eart |
[02:12.271] | " You' ve missed me, am I too late?" " |
[02:14.256] | " No, jump up on the cart!" " |
[02:16.451] | Oi! My old man' s a dustman |
[02:18.201] | He wears a dustman' s hat, he wears corblimey trousers |
[02:21.936] | And he lives in a council flat |
[02:23.686] | Lonnie: I say, I say, I say! |
[02:25.175] | _Not you again! |
[02:27.709] | Lonnie: My dustbin' s absolutely full with toadstools |
[02:30.713] | Les: How do you know it' s full? |
[02:32.150] | Lonnie: ' Cause there' s not mushroom inside |
[02:36.852] | He found a tiger' s head one day nailed to a piece of wood |
[02:40.875] | The tiger looked like miserable |
[02:42.756] | But I suppose he should |
[02:44.532] | Just then from out a window, a voice began to wail |
[02:48.320] | It said " Oi! Where' s me tiger' s head?" " |
[02:50.566] | " Four foot from his tail." " |
[02:52.421] | Oh my old man' s a dustman |
[02:54.093] | He wears a dustman' s hat, he wears corblimey trousers |
[02:57.855] | And he lives in a council flat |
[02:59.657] | Next time you see a dustman |
[03:01.930] | Looking all pale and sad |
[03:03.602] | Don' t kick him in the dustbin |
[03:05.300] | It might be my old dad |
[00:00.000] | Now here' s a little story to tell |
[00:05.002] | It is a must about an unsung hero |
[00:13.283] | That moves away your dust |
[00:18.429] | Some people make a fortune, others earn a mint |
[00:24.908] | My old man don' t earn much |
[00:28.748] | In fact he' s flippin' skint |
[00:36.323] | Oh, my old man' s a dustman |
[00:38.308] | He wears a dustman' s hat, he wears corblimey trousers |
[00:42.227] | And he lives in a council flat |
[00:44.108] | He looks a proper nana in his great big hobnail boots |
[00:48.000] | He' s got such a job to pull them up |
[00:49.959] | That he calls ' em daisy roots |
[00:51.709] | Some folks give tips at Christmas, and some of them forget |
[00:58.684] | So when he picks their bins up, he spills some on the step |
[01:02.341] | Now one old man got nasty and to the council wrote |
[01:06.051] | Next time my old man went ' round there, he punched him up the throat |
[01:09.760] | Oh my old man' s a dustman |
[01:11.954] | He wears a dustman' s hat, he wears corblimey trousers |
[01:15.559] | And he lives in a council flat |
[01:17.623] | Lonnie: I say, I say, Les |
[01:18.798] | Les: Yes? |
[01:20.261] | Lonnie: I, er, I found a police dog in my dustbin |
[01:22.743] | Les: Well how do you do know he' s a police dog? |
[01:24.467] | Lonnie: He had a policeman with him |
[01:28.777] | Though my old man' s a dustman, he' s got an ' eart of gold |
[01:32.617] | He got married recently, though he' s eightysix years old |
[01:36.431] | We said "' Ere, hang on, Dad, you' re getting past your prime" |
[01:40.219] | He said " Well, when you get to my age, it helps to pass the time." |
[01:44.346] | Oi! My old man' s a dustman |
[01:45.887] | He wears a dustman' s hat, he wears corblimey trousers |
[01:49.701] | And he lives in a council flat |
[01:51.477] | _I say, I say, I say! |
[01:52.836] | _Huh |
[01:53.541] | Lonnie: My dustbin' s full of lilies |
[01:54.900] | Les: Well throw ' em away then! |
[01:56.258] | Lonnie: I can' t. Lily' s wearing them |
[02:00.803] | Now one day whilst in a hurry, he missed a lady' s bin |
[02:04.591] | He hadn' t gone but a few yards when she chased after him |
[02:08.718] | " What game do you think you' re playing?" " |
[02:10.468] | She cried right from the ' eart |
[02:12.271] | " You' ve missed me, am I too late?" " |
[02:14.256] | " No, jump up on the cart!" " |
[02:16.451] | Oi! My old man' s a dustman |
[02:18.201] | He wears a dustman' s hat, he wears corblimey trousers |
[02:21.936] | And he lives in a council flat |
[02:23.686] | Lonnie: I say, I say, I say! |
[02:25.175] | _Not you again! |
[02:27.709] | Lonnie: My dustbin' s absolutely full with toadstools |
[02:30.713] | Les: How do you know it' s full? |
[02:32.150] | Lonnie: ' Cause there' s not mushroom inside |
[02:36.852] | He found a tiger' s head one day nailed to a piece of wood |
[02:40.875] | The tiger looked like miserable |
[02:42.756] | But I suppose he should |
[02:44.532] | Just then from out a window, a voice began to wail |
[02:48.320] | It said " Oi! Where' s me tiger' s head?" " |
[02:50.566] | " Four foot from his tail." " |
[02:52.421] | Oh my old man' s a dustman |
[02:54.093] | He wears a dustman' s hat, he wears corblimey trousers |
[02:57.855] | And he lives in a council flat |
[02:59.657] | Next time you see a dustman |
[03:01.930] | Looking all pale and sad |
[03:03.602] | Don' t kick him in the dustbin |
[03:05.300] | It might be my old dad |
[00:00.000] | 我有个小故事要讲 |
[00:05.002] | 成为无名英雄的一个条件 |
[00:13.283] | 就是能为你带走尘埃与垃圾 |
[00:18.429] | 有的人能赚大钱,有的微薄度日 |
[00:24.908] | 我家老头赚的不多 |
[00:28.748] | 实际他上一个子都没有! |
[00:36.323] | 我家老头是个清洁工 |
[00:38.308] | 就那个头顶工作帽,穿破烂裤子 |
[00:42.227] | 住在廉租房的老头 |
[00:44.108] | 穿平头钉靴时候看着就是个有钱的傻蛋 |
[00:48.000] | 他得费力把钉子拔出来 |
[00:49.959] | 那些难拔的像“野菊根”的钉子 |
[00:51.709] | 有的人总不忘给小费,有的却总想不起来 |
[00:58.684] | 老爹收垃圾时不时也洒些“小费” |
[01:02.341] | 有个讨厌的糟老头子去投诉他 |
[01:06.051] | 老爹走过去就是一顿胖揍 |
[01:09.760] | 我家老头是个清洁工 |
[01:11.954] | 就那个头顶工作帽,穿破烂裤子 |
[01:15.559] | 住在廉租房的老头 |
[01:17.623] | 诶,你看 |
[01:18.798] | 咋啦 |
[01:20.261] | 额...有只警犬在垃圾箱里 |
[01:22.743] | 你咋知道是警犬? |
[01:24.467] | 旁边有个警察捏! |
[01:28.777] | 我老爹是个心肠好的清洁工 |
[01:32.617] | 老爹最近结婚了,管他是不是86岁 |
[01:36.431] | 我们说:爹你已盛年不在 |
[01:40.219] | 老头说:到这个年纪结婚是用来打发时间的 |
[01:44.346] | 我家老头是个清洁工 |
[01:45.887] | 就那个头顶工作帽,穿破烂裤子 |
[01:49.701] | 住在廉租房的老头 |
[01:51.477] | 你看,看! |
[01:52.836] | 看哈? |
[01:53.541] | 我垃圾桶里都是“百合” |
[01:54.900] | 那你扔了它就得了呗! |
[01:56.258] | 不行。百合小姐得戴着那些百合呐 |
[02:00.803] | 有天老爹赶时间收垃圾,忘记了一袋垃圾 |
[02:04.591] | 还没走远那位女士就追着来了 |
[02:08.718] | 你在玩什么把戏?” |
[02:10.468] | 可怜她喊的声嘶力竭 |
[02:12.271] | 漏了我啊,是不是来的太迟了?” |
[02:14.256] | 还有时间呢!快跳上来吧!” |
[02:16.451] | 我家老头是个清洁工 |
[02:18.201] | 就那个头顶工作帽,穿破烂裤子 |
[02:21.936] | 睡在廉租房的老头 |
[02:23.686] | 你看!你看嘛! |
[02:25.175] | 又来! |
[02:27.709] | 我的垃圾桶里面肯定满是毒蘑菇 |
[02:30.713] | 你怎么知道全是毒蘑菇? |
[02:32.150] | 因为能吃的蘑菇都没有啦! |
[02:36.852] | 有天老爹看到个钉在木板上的老虎头 |
[02:40.875] | 老虎看起来好像很痛苦 |
[02:42.756] | 不过头都断了那是肯定的 |
[02:44.532] | 那时有声哀嚎从窗户传出 |
[02:48.320] | 我的老虎头去哪了?” |
[02:50.566] | 早和它的身体分开咯~” |
[02:52.421] | 我家老头是个清洁工 |
[02:54.093] | 就那个头顶工作帽,穿破烂裤子 |
[02:57.855] | 住在廉租房的老头 |
[02:59.657] | 回头你看到一个清洁工 |
[03:01.930] | 苍白又可怜 |
[03:03.602] | 可别急着一脚踹他到垃圾桶去 |
[03:05.300] | 那可是我的老爹 |