| [00:00.41] | He wants the Hepplewhite suite chairs back in the parlor |
| [00:04.25] | Move the GI Joe, it can’t be on the floor |
| [00:08.69] | He wants the Dresden figurines back in the breakfront |
| [00:12.83] | A slinky messes up the period decor |
| [00:17.28] | Get the lemon pledge and dust the — |
| [00:19.50] | These should face the same direction |
| [00:21.62] | He wants it vacummed |
| [00:23.16] | The surface gleaming |
| [00:24.75] | He wants it closer to the door |
| [00:29.03] | He wants, he wants, he wants |
| [00:33.28] | He wants the brass candelabra set at an angle |
| [00:33.59] | Maker Tool: LRC Editor for mac |
| [00:33.98] | http://www.yumysoft.com |
| [00:38.36] | The crayons and the glue should go back to the drawer |
| [00:42.53] | He wants the bust of Quixote square on the mantel |
| [00:45.84] | Sweep that lint away, it’s what a broom is for |
| [00:50.65] | Gently wipe the eucalyptas |
| [00:53.07] | Polish up the crystal prisms |
| [00:55.53] | When he comes down there He wants it ready |
| [00:58.90] | We’ve got to get it done before… |
| [01:03.36] | He wants, he wants, he wants… |
| [01:06.20] | Where’s my bronzing stick! |
| [01:07.82] | It’s in the — |
| [01:09.82] | Welcome to our house on Maple Avenue |
| [01:13.82] | See how we polish and we shine |
| [01:18.50] | We rearrange and realign |
| [01:22.45] | Everything is balanced and serene |
| [01:26.75] | Like chaos never happens if it’s never seen |
| [01:32.57] | Every need we anticipate and fill |
| [01:38.70] | And still… |
| [01:46.00] | He wants the real feather duster used on the bookcase |
| [01:49.90] | Find every book we read and carefully restore |
| [01:54.28] | He wants them alphabetized by classification |
| [01:58.53] | A volume out of place could start a third world war |
| [02:02.82] | That’s an inch out of position |
| [02:04.87] | Watch it it’s a first edition |
| [02:06.65] | What are we missing, what have we left out? |
| [02:09.87] | When he comes down here what’s in store? |
| [02:14.19] | He wants, he wants, he wants… |
| [02:17.62] | Welcome to our house on Maple Avenue |
| [02:23.25] | See how we polish and we shine |
| [02:27.69] | We rearrange and realign |
| [02:31.75] | Everything is balanced and serene |
| [02:36.25] | Like chaos never happens if it’s never seen |
| [02:41.24] | We’re a typical family quintile |
| [02:48.40] | And yet… |
| [02:50.50] | Not too bad if I say so myself |
| [02:55.90] | I might still break a heart or two |
| [03:01.53] | Sometimes the fire burns too hot |
| [03:02.37] | I don’t know what I’ll do |
| [03:06.00] | Not too bad if I say so myself |
| [03:11.53] | Not too bad… |
| [03:16.03] | Mrs. Bochner, ’tis pleasure to meet you! Come on in |
| [03:19.28] | Obviously still a work in progress |
| [03:21.69] | Oh yes yes, I’ve done all the work myself |
| [03:24.38] | That’s how we’re able to afford the place |
| [03:26.53] | Oh no historic restoration is an avocation for me that’s very flattering |
| [03:31.53] | I teach English at Beach Creek High |
| [03:33.21] | And the Bechdel Funeral Home is our family business so |
| [03:36.94] | This I found yesterday at the dump |
| [03:37.28] | I’m also a funeral director |
| [03:39.32] | You have a keen eye! |
| [03:40.62] | (What is he after?) |
| [03:42.52] | (What are we doin’?) |
| [03:43.62] | Absolutely I believe Rococo Revival |
| [03:44.25] | (Right foot is tapping) |
| [03:45.00] | (That means he’s stewing) |
| [03:46.82] | Actually would you like one with the family? |
| [03:46.90] | (Stay very still and maybe we’ll please him) |
| [03:49.61] | (Make one wrong move and demons will seize him) |
| [03:50.25] | Kids! Mrs. Bachner wants to take a photo |
| [03:52.25] | Hello! Anybody home? |
| [03:52.43] | (Try hard what else is family for?) |
| [03:53.52] | I’ll be there in a minute! |
| [03:56.75] | He wants, he wants, he wants… |
| [03:59.84] | He wants more |
| [04:07.03] | Caption. |
| [04:08.33] | My dad and I both grew up in the small Pennsylvania town |
| [04:12.69] | And he was gay, and I was gay |
| [04:13.87] | And he killed himself |
| [04:15.33] | And I — |
| [04:20.19] | Became a lesbian cartoonist. |
| [00:00.41] | He wants the Hepplewhite suite chairs back in the parlor |
| [00:04.25] | Move the GI Joe, it can' t be on the floor |
| [00:08.69] | He wants the Dresden figurines back in the breakfront |
| [00:12.83] | A slinky messes up the period decor |
| [00:17.28] | Get the lemon pledge and dust the |
| [00:19.50] | These should face the same direction |
| [00:21.62] | He wants it vacummed |
| [00:23.16] | The surface gleaming |
| [00:24.75] | He wants it closer to the door |
| [00:29.03] | He wants, he wants, he wants |
| [00:33.28] | He wants the brass candelabra set at an angle |
| [00:33.59] | Maker Tool: LRC Editor for mac |
| [00:33.98] | http: www. yumysoft. com |
| [00:38.36] | The crayons and the glue should go back to the drawer |
| [00:42.53] | He wants the bust of Quixote square on the mantel |
| [00:45.84] | Sweep that lint away, it' s what a broom is for |
| [00:50.65] | Gently wipe the eucalyptas |
| [00:53.07] | Polish up the crystal prisms |
| [00:55.53] | When he comes down there He wants it ready |
| [00:58.90] | We' ve got to get it done before |
| [01:03.36] | He wants, he wants, he wants |
| [01:06.20] | Where' s my bronzing stick! |
| [01:07.82] | It' s in the |
| [01:09.82] | Welcome to our house on Maple Avenue |
| [01:13.82] | See how we polish and we shine |
| [01:18.50] | We rearrange and realign |
| [01:22.45] | Everything is balanced and serene |
| [01:26.75] | Like chaos never happens if it' s never seen |
| [01:32.57] | Every need we anticipate and fill |
| [01:38.70] | And still |
| [01:46.00] | He wants the real feather duster used on the bookcase |
| [01:49.90] | Find every book we read and carefully restore |
| [01:54.28] | He wants them alphabetized by classification |
| [01:58.53] | A volume out of place could start a third world war |
| [02:02.82] | That' s an inch out of position |
| [02:04.87] | Watch it it' s a first edition |
| [02:06.65] | What are we missing, what have we left out? |
| [02:09.87] | When he comes down here what' s in store? |
| [02:14.19] | He wants, he wants, he wants |
| [02:17.62] | Welcome to our house on Maple Avenue |
| [02:23.25] | See how we polish and we shine |
| [02:27.69] | We rearrange and realign |
| [02:31.75] | Everything is balanced and serene |
| [02:36.25] | Like chaos never happens if it' s never seen |
| [02:41.24] | We' re a typical family quintile |
| [02:48.40] | And yet |
| [02:50.50] | Not too bad if I say so myself |
| [02:55.90] | I might still break a heart or two |
| [03:01.53] | Sometimes the fire burns too hot |
| [03:02.37] | I don' t know what I' ll do |
| [03:06.00] | Not too bad if I say so myself |
| [03:11.53] | Not too bad |
| [03:16.03] | Mrs. Bochner, ' tis pleasure to meet you! Come on in |
| [03:19.28] | Obviously still a work in progress |
| [03:21.69] | Oh yes yes, I' ve done all the work myself |
| [03:24.38] | That' s how we' re able to afford the place |
| [03:26.53] | Oh no historic restoration is an avocation for me that' s very flattering |
| [03:31.53] | I teach English at Beach Creek High |
| [03:33.21] | And the Bechdel Funeral Home is our family business so |
| [03:36.94] | This I found yesterday at the dump |
| [03:37.28] | I' m also a funeral director |
| [03:39.32] | You have a keen eye! |
| [03:40.62] | What is he after? |
| [03:42.52] | What are we doin'? |
| [03:43.62] | Absolutely I believe Rococo Revival |
| [03:44.25] | Right foot is tapping |
| [03:45.00] | That means he' s stewing |
| [03:46.82] | Actually would you like one with the family? |
| [03:46.90] | Stay very still and maybe we' ll please him |
| [03:49.61] | Make one wrong move and demons will seize him |
| [03:50.25] | Kids! Mrs. Bachner wants to take a photo |
| [03:52.25] | Hello! Anybody home? |
| [03:52.43] | Try hard what else is family for? |
| [03:53.52] | I' ll be there in a minute! |
| [03:56.75] | He wants, he wants, he wants |
| [03:59.84] | He wants more |
| [04:07.03] | Caption. |
| [04:08.33] | My dad and I both grew up in the small Pennsylvania town |
| [04:12.69] | And he was gay, and I was gay |
| [04:13.87] | And he killed himself |
| [04:15.33] | And I |
| [04:20.19] | Became a lesbian cartoonist. |
| [00:00.41] | He wants the Hepplewhite suite chairs back in the parlor |
| [00:04.25] | Move the GI Joe, it can' t be on the floor |
| [00:08.69] | He wants the Dresden figurines back in the breakfront |
| [00:12.83] | A slinky messes up the period decor |
| [00:17.28] | Get the lemon pledge and dust the |
| [00:19.50] | These should face the same direction |
| [00:21.62] | He wants it vacummed |
| [00:23.16] | The surface gleaming |
| [00:24.75] | He wants it closer to the door |
| [00:29.03] | He wants, he wants, he wants |
| [00:33.28] | He wants the brass candelabra set at an angle |
| [00:33.59] | Maker Tool: LRC Editor for mac |
| [00:33.98] | http: www. yumysoft. com |
| [00:38.36] | The crayons and the glue should go back to the drawer |
| [00:42.53] | He wants the bust of Quixote square on the mantel |
| [00:45.84] | Sweep that lint away, it' s what a broom is for |
| [00:50.65] | Gently wipe the eucalyptas |
| [00:53.07] | Polish up the crystal prisms |
| [00:55.53] | When he comes down there He wants it ready |
| [00:58.90] | We' ve got to get it done before |
| [01:03.36] | He wants, he wants, he wants |
| [01:06.20] | Where' s my bronzing stick! |
| [01:07.82] | It' s in the |
| [01:09.82] | Welcome to our house on Maple Avenue |
| [01:13.82] | See how we polish and we shine |
| [01:18.50] | We rearrange and realign |
| [01:22.45] | Everything is balanced and serene |
| [01:26.75] | Like chaos never happens if it' s never seen |
| [01:32.57] | Every need we anticipate and fill |
| [01:38.70] | And still |
| [01:46.00] | He wants the real feather duster used on the bookcase |
| [01:49.90] | Find every book we read and carefully restore |
| [01:54.28] | He wants them alphabetized by classification |
| [01:58.53] | A volume out of place could start a third world war |
| [02:02.82] | That' s an inch out of position |
| [02:04.87] | Watch it it' s a first edition |
| [02:06.65] | What are we missing, what have we left out? |
| [02:09.87] | When he comes down here what' s in store? |
| [02:14.19] | He wants, he wants, he wants |
| [02:17.62] | Welcome to our house on Maple Avenue |
| [02:23.25] | See how we polish and we shine |
| [02:27.69] | We rearrange and realign |
| [02:31.75] | Everything is balanced and serene |
| [02:36.25] | Like chaos never happens if it' s never seen |
| [02:41.24] | We' re a typical family quintile |
| [02:48.40] | And yet |
| [02:50.50] | Not too bad if I say so myself |
| [02:55.90] | I might still break a heart or two |
| [03:01.53] | Sometimes the fire burns too hot |
| [03:02.37] | I don' t know what I' ll do |
| [03:06.00] | Not too bad if I say so myself |
| [03:11.53] | Not too bad |
| [03:16.03] | Mrs. Bochner, ' tis pleasure to meet you! Come on in |
| [03:19.28] | Obviously still a work in progress |
| [03:21.69] | Oh yes yes, I' ve done all the work myself |
| [03:24.38] | That' s how we' re able to afford the place |
| [03:26.53] | Oh no historic restoration is an avocation for me that' s very flattering |
| [03:31.53] | I teach English at Beach Creek High |
| [03:33.21] | And the Bechdel Funeral Home is our family business so |
| [03:36.94] | This I found yesterday at the dump |
| [03:37.28] | I' m also a funeral director |
| [03:39.32] | You have a keen eye! |
| [03:40.62] | What is he after? |
| [03:42.52] | What are we doin'? |
| [03:43.62] | Absolutely I believe Rococo Revival |
| [03:44.25] | Right foot is tapping |
| [03:45.00] | That means he' s stewing |
| [03:46.82] | Actually would you like one with the family? |
| [03:46.90] | Stay very still and maybe we' ll please him |
| [03:49.61] | Make one wrong move and demons will seize him |
| [03:50.25] | Kids! Mrs. Bachner wants to take a photo |
| [03:52.25] | Hello! Anybody home? |
| [03:52.43] | Try hard what else is family for? |
| [03:53.52] | I' ll be there in a minute! |
| [03:56.75] | He wants, he wants, he wants |
| [03:59.84] | He wants more |
| [04:07.03] | Caption. |
| [04:08.33] | My dad and I both grew up in the small Pennsylvania town |
| [04:12.69] | And he was gay, and I was gay |
| [04:13.87] | And he killed himself |
| [04:15.33] | And I |
| [04:20.19] | Became a lesbian cartoonist. |
| [00:00.41] | 他想要赫波怀特套椅放回客厅里 |
| [00:04.25] | 把兵人拿开，它不能放在地上 |
| [00:08.69] | 他想要德累斯顿瓷像都放回橱柜 |
| [00:12.83] | 玩具弹簧会破坏室内装饰风格 |
| [00:17.28] | 沾点碧丽珠喷蜡 擦擦那个—— |
| [00:19.50] | 这些需要面朝同一方向 |
| [00:21.62] | 他想要一尘不染 |
| [00:23.16] | 表面闪闪发光 |
| [00:24.75] | 他想要摆得离门口近些 |
| [00:29.03] | 他要，他要，他要 |
| [00:33.28] | 他想要黄铜烛台摆成一个角度 |
| [00:33.59] | |
| [00:33.98] | |
| [00:38.36] | 蜡笔和胶水应该放回抽屉 |
| [00:42.53] | 他想要堂吉诃德的塑像在壁炉上放端正 |
| [00:45.84] | 把线头扫掉，拿着扫帚这么扫 |
| [00:50.65] | 桉木家具轻轻擦拭 |
| [00:53.07] | 水晶镜子抹得发亮 |
| [00:55.53] | 他下来时想要一切就绪 |
| [00:58.90] | 我们得在这之前全弄好… |
| [01:03.36] | 他要，他要，他要... |
| [01:06.20] | 我的铜剃须棒呢？！ |
| [01:07.82] | 在那—— |
| [01:09.82] | 欢迎来我们枫树大道上的房子 |
| [01:13.82] | 看看我们怎样擦洗抛光 |
| [01:18.50] | 我们重新布局，重新摆放 |
| [01:22.45] | 一切都恰到好处，井然有序 |
| [01:26.75] | 就像混乱从未发生 只要无迹可寻 |
| [01:32.57] | 我们预料并满足他每个需要 |
| [01:38.70] | 还是… |
| [01:46.00] | 他想要用真的羽毛掸子清理书柜 |
| [01:49.90] | 找到我们读的每一本书 小心地放好 |
| [01:54.28] | 他想要它们按字母顺序种类排列 |
| [01:58.53] | 哪册书放错了地方 就会引起世界大战 |
| [02:02.82] | 那里有一英尺错位了 |
| [02:04.87] | 当心点这是初版的 |
| [02:06.65] | 我们漏了什么，我们还没做什么？ |
| [02:09.87] | 他下楼时会怎么样？ |
| [02:14.19] | 他要，他要，他要... |
| [02:17.62] | 欢迎来到我们枫树大道上的房子 |
| [02:23.25] | 看看我们怎样擦洗抛光 |
| [02:27.69] | 我们重新布局，重新摆放 |
| [02:31.75] | 一切都恰到好处，井然有序 |
| [02:36.25] | 就像混乱从未发生，只要无迹可寻 |
| [02:41.24] | 我们是典型的无人之家 |
| [02:48.40] | 但还… |
| [02:50.50] | 不太糟，如果我也这么说 |
| [02:55.90] | 我也许还能辜负一两个真心 |
| [03:01.53] | 有时候火太烫了 |
| [03:02.37] | 我不知道我能做什么 |
| [03:06.00] | 不太糟，如果我也这么说 |
| [03:11.53] | 不太糟... |
| [03:16.03] | 伯克纳太太，见到您真高兴！进来吧 |
| [03:19.28] | 当然还在进展中 |
| [03:21.69] | 哦是的，这些都是我完成的 |
| [03:24.38] | 这样我们才付得起这个地方 |
| [03:26.53] | 噢不文物修复只是我的业余爱好，您过奖了 |
| [03:31.53] | 我在沙滩湾高中教英语 |
| [03:33.21] | 贝克德尔殡仪馆是我们的家族企业所以 |
| [03:36.94] | 我昨天在废品堆里找到的 |
| [03:37.28] | 我还策划葬礼 |
| [03:39.32] | 您眼光真不错！ |
| [03:40.62] | 他想做什么？ |
| [03:42.52] | 我们在做什么？ |
| [03:43.62] | 完全正确，我相信它是洛可可复辟风格 |
| [03:44.25] | 他的右脚拍打地面 |
| [03:45.00] | 说明他很紧张 |
| [03:46.82] | 话说你想和我们家合照吗？ |
| [03:46.90] | 安静别动，这样我们也许能取悦他 |
| [03:49.61] | 一下动错，他就会疯魔 |
| [03:50.25] | 孩子们！巴克纳太太想照一张相 |
| [03:52.25] | 你好！有人在家吗？ |
| [03:52.43] | 努力吧 家庭还能为了什么呢？ |
| [03:53.52] | 我马上来！ |
| [03:56.75] | 他要，他要，他要... |
| [03:59.84] | 他想要更多 |
| [04:07.03] | 画外音 |
| [04:08.33] | 我爸和我都在那个小小的宾州小镇长大 |
| [04:12.69] | 而且他是同性恋，我也是同性恋 |
| [04:13.87] | 他自杀了 |
| [04:15.33] | 而我—— |
| [04:20.19] | 成了一名同性恋漫画家。 |
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