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I'm a stay-at-home dad |
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I'm on paternity leave |
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I'm a stay-at-home dad |
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It's just my baby and me |
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I'm a stay-at-home dad |
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While my wife's at work |
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I've got a bottle in my hand and spit up on my shirt |
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Baby wakes me up around 5 am |
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Kicking and screaming until his face turns red |
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He usually tends to calm down once he's fed |
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So I give him his bottle |
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My wife gets out of bed |
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Cook my wife breakfast while she's getting ready |
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O-oh, o-oh someone's diaper is smelly |
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O-oh, o-oh it leaked all over his belly |
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O-oh, o-oh it looks like mustard and jelly |
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Kiss my wife goodbye while |
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I clean up his bum-bum |
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It's time for his bath this is gonna be fun fun |
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I try not to get soap in his eyes |
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He really doesn't like it, it makes him cry |
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But if he cries, to make him stop, |
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I've got a trick |
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I make funny noises with my mouth like this |
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Then we play pick-a-boo it makes him laugh |
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I'm a stay-at-home dad |
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It's a full time job |
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I'm a stay-at-home dad |
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But I like it a lot |
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I'm a stay-at-home dad |
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During his afternoon nap |
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I watch 'The |
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Price is Right' and |
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I make myself a snack |
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Cheese and crackers |
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If I have errands to run |
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I take the van |
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Strap him in his car seat and bring his baby bag |
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I always make sure his seat's well strapped in |
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My baby security is important |
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Groceries, pay some bills, visit grandma |
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But I gotta make sure to be back by 4 o'clock so |
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I can prepare supper while |
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I watch Oprah |
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What should |
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I make tonight maybe some pasta |
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And a caesar salad my wife will like that 5 o'clock is the time that she comes back |
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She asks me how my day was |
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I say not bad |
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It's all in a day's work as a stay-at-home dad |
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I'm a stay-at-home dad |
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I don't take drugs |
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I'm a stay-at-home dad |
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I get high on baby hugs |
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I'm a stay-at-home dad |
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I like Winnie the |
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Pooh but my favourite |
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Disney movie is the |
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Lion King 2 |
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I also like |
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Ice Age That's right |
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I take care of my children |
