Everyday Normal Crew

Everyday Normal Crew 歌词

歌曲 Everyday Normal Crew
歌手 Jon lajoie
专辑 You Want Some of This?
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Hey yo! Fuck
NWA (Get the fuck outta here).
Fuck G Unit (fuck that shit).
Fuck D12 (motherfucker!).
Get the fuck out of the way (fuck you bitch!).
Normal motherfucking crew (motherfucker!).
Everyday normal crew (what what what what!).
We just a regular everyday normal crew,
You can fuck with us 'cause we won't fuck with you.
We just a regular everyday normal crew,
Once a month we get drunk and watch
Terminator 2.
We just a regular everyday normal crew,
If you're hot bitches we're too shy to talk to you.
We just a regular everyday normal crew,
And we get joy spending time with our families.
This is my bro
J-A to the
S-O-N yo, the best at
Mike Tyson's
Punch Out on
Nintendo.
From Glass
Joe to Macho
Man, yo he fucks shit up, then
Tyson goes down with a star upper-cut.
And he's also pretty good at
Super Mario 3, but he doesn't use the flutes cause he doesn't like cheats.
Like the Contra code that he really doesn't like,
Up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, then
B, A, B, A,
Select, Start you got 30 lives.
He says that shit's for pussies who don't know how to fight.
Yo this my man cheese, better known as cheese bread,
We call him that 'cause every time he gets out of bed he puts 5 slices of cheese on 5 slices of bread.
Microwaves that shit, eats it, then goes back to bed.
Sleeps 12 hours a day and he doesn't like
Asian food.
That's right bitches, he doesn't like
Asian food.
He doesn't like the taste of soy sauce, personally
I love that shit but he does not.
Yo Ben is my friend that owns every
DVD from Goonies to
Time Cop to
Beverly Hills
Cop 3. Dark
Knight, First
Knight, A
Knight's Tale, and
Knight Rider,
He even owns the motherfucking movie
Street Fighter.
I borrow them from him
I never pay to rent a movie, as long as
I take care of the box and don't scratch the
DVD, cause last week
I borrowed
City Slickers and it got scratched,
I was hoping that he wouldn't notice when
I brought it back. but he did and he was pissed so
I apologized to him and he forgave me and
I asked him if
I could borrow the movie
Twins. He was reluctant to do so, but he knows
I love DeVito, with
Schwarzenegger, that's a motherfucking comedic duo!
We just a regular everyday normal crew, we own our tickets to
Alanis Morissette in
June. We just a regular everyday normal crew, we bust gats and cadillacs in
Grand Theft
Auto 2. We just a regular everyday normal crew, no party is a party without a
Phil Collins too.
We just a regular everyday normal crew,
And when one of us gets a haircut we make fun of them.
Yo this is
D and he's a big fucking wrestling fan,
Monday Night
Raw, Smackdown, and all the shit from the past.
Like Macho
Man Randy
Savage and
Hulkamania,
Every year he travels to attend
WrestleMania.
It may come as no surprise that he's never had sex, but it doesn't bother him 'cause he has the internet.
He jerks off to freaky shit like 2
Girls 1 Cup, he's fucked up
I tried watching it
I fucking threw up.
This my nigga
KC (What the fuck did you just call me?),
Sorry…I'll say friend.
This is my friend
KC the only black friend in the crew, not because we're racist every race is welcome in the group.
Truthfully he's a friend of a friend
I don't know him that well, but not because he's black my favorite actors are
Denzel… and
Samuel L.
Jackson, I also like
Bill Paxton, but not because he's white, but because of his acting.
This is my friend
Cleo, she really likes the
Beatles, her favorite is
McCartney and her least favorite is
Ringo. A year ago
I asked her to go on a date with me she said no, she said she'd rather just be friends,
I started cryin and ran home.
And since then we rarely make eye contact when we speak, which is awkward 'cause we all hang out at least two times a week.
Finally, I ain't me without my best friend
Steve, He's got my motherfuckin' back although he's weaker than me.
He'll probably have a heart attack sometime soon, but until then he's my top gun like fucking
Tom Cruise. [Jon Lajoie:]
Say it [Steve:]
Nah [Jon Lajoie:]
Say it, c'mon say it. [Steve:]
Nah [Steve:]
You want some of this bitch?!
Money! Have a nice day bitch!
If you play organized sports say, “
Hell yeah.”
If you watch 24 say, “
Hell yeah.”
If the only ass you see is in porn say, “
Hell yeah.”
If you eat chocolate when you're bored say, “
Hell yeah.”
I eat chocolate, a lot…when
I'm bored.
Um, I should stop though… my metabolism is slowing down.
I also like pie…cherry…rhubarb.
We just a regular everyday normal crew, the joke's getting old
I fucking agree with you.
We just a regular everyday normal crew,
I just repeat the same shit from
Normal Guy 1 and 2.
We just a regular everyday normal crew,
What a twist with this one
I rapped about my friends too.
We just a regular everyday normal crew,
I think this cow's been milked dry…motherfucker! [Steve:]
You want some of this bitch?
You'll never get it…it's gonna go right up my asshole.
Hey yo! Fuck
NWA Get the fuck outta here.
Fuck G Unit fuck that shit.
Fuck D12 motherfucker!.
Get the fuck out of the way fuck you bitch!.
Normal motherfucking crew motherfucker!.
Everyday normal crew what what what what!.
We just a regular everyday normal crew,
You can fuck with us ' cause we won' t fuck with you.
We just a regular everyday normal crew,
Once a month we get drunk and watch
Terminator 2.
We just a regular everyday normal crew,
If you' re hot bitches we' re too shy to talk to you.
We just a regular everyday normal crew,
And we get joy spending time with our families.
This is my bro
JA to the
SON yo, the best at
Mike Tyson' s
Punch Out on
Nintendo.
From Glass
Joe to Macho
Man, yo he fucks shit up, then
Tyson goes down with a star uppercut.
And he' s also pretty good at
Super Mario 3, but he doesn' t use the flutes cause he doesn' t like cheats.
Like the Contra code that he really doesn' t like,
Up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, then
B, A, B, A,
Select, Start you got 30 lives.
He says that shit' s for pussies who don' t know how to fight.
Yo this my man cheese, better known as cheese bread,
We call him that ' cause every time he gets out of bed he puts 5 slices of cheese on 5 slices of bread.
Microwaves that shit, eats it, then goes back to bed.
Sleeps 12 hours a day and he doesn' t like
Asian food.
That' s right bitches, he doesn' t like
Asian food.
He doesn' t like the taste of soy sauce, personally
I love that shit but he does not.
Yo Ben is my friend that owns every
DVD from Goonies to
Time Cop to
Beverly Hills
Cop 3. Dark
Knight, First
Knight, A
Knight' s Tale, and
Knight Rider,
He even owns the motherfucking movie
Street Fighter.
I borrow them from him
I never pay to rent a movie, as long as
I take care of the box and don' t scratch the
DVD, cause last week
I borrowed
City Slickers and it got scratched,
I was hoping that he wouldn' t notice when
I brought it back. but he did and he was pissed so
I apologized to him and he forgave me and
I asked him if
I could borrow the movie
Twins. He was reluctant to do so, but he knows
I love DeVito, with
Schwarzenegger, that' s a motherfucking comedic duo!
We just a regular everyday normal crew, we own our tickets to
Alanis Morissette in
June. We just a regular everyday normal crew, we bust gats and cadillacs in
Grand Theft
Auto 2. We just a regular everyday normal crew, no party is a party without a
Phil Collins too.
We just a regular everyday normal crew,
And when one of us gets a haircut we make fun of them.
Yo this is
D and he' s a big fucking wrestling fan,
Monday Night
Raw, Smackdown, and all the shit from the past.
Like Macho
Man Randy
Savage and
Hulkamania,
Every year he travels to attend
WrestleMania.
It may come as no surprise that he' s never had sex, but it doesn' t bother him ' cause he has the internet.
He jerks off to freaky shit like 2
Girls 1 Cup, he' s fucked up
I tried watching it
I fucking threw up.
This my nigga
KC What the fuck did you just call me?,
Sorry I' ll say friend.
This is my friend
KC the only black friend in the crew, not because we' re racist every race is welcome in the group.
Truthfully he' s a friend of a friend
I don' t know him that well, but not because he' s black my favorite actors are
Denzel and
Samuel L.
Jackson, I also like
Bill Paxton, but not because he' s white, but because of his acting.
This is my friend
Cleo, she really likes the
Beatles, her favorite is
McCartney and her least favorite is
Ringo. A year ago
I asked her to go on a date with me she said no, she said she' d rather just be friends,
I started cryin and ran home.
And since then we rarely make eye contact when we speak, which is awkward ' cause we all hang out at least two times a week.
Finally, I ain' t me without my best friend
Steve, He' s got my motherfuckin' back although he' s weaker than me.
He' ll probably have a heart attack sometime soon, but until then he' s my top gun like fucking
Tom Cruise. Jon Lajoie:
Say it Steve:
Nah Jon Lajoie:
Say it, c' mon say it. Steve:
Nah Steve:
You want some of this bitch?!
Money! Have a nice day bitch!
If you play organized sports say,
Hell yeah.
If you watch 24 say,
Hell yeah.
If the only ass you see is in porn say,
Hell yeah.
If you eat chocolate when you' re bored say,
Hell yeah.
I eat chocolate, a lot when
I' m bored.
Um, I should stop though my metabolism is slowing down.
I also like pie cherry rhubarb.
We just a regular everyday normal crew, the joke' s getting old
I fucking agree with you.
We just a regular everyday normal crew,
I just repeat the same shit from
Normal Guy 1 and 2.
We just a regular everyday normal crew,
What a twist with this one
I rapped about my friends too.
We just a regular everyday normal crew,
I think this cow' s been milked dry motherfucker! Steve:
You want some of this bitch?
You' ll never get it it' s gonna go right up my asshole.
Hey yo! Fuck
NWA Get the fuck outta here.
Fuck G Unit fuck that shit.
Fuck D12 motherfucker!.
Get the fuck out of the way fuck you bitch!.
Normal motherfucking crew motherfucker!.
Everyday normal crew what what what what!.
We just a regular everyday normal crew,
You can fuck with us ' cause we won' t fuck with you.
We just a regular everyday normal crew,
Once a month we get drunk and watch
Terminator 2.
We just a regular everyday normal crew,
If you' re hot bitches we' re too shy to talk to you.
We just a regular everyday normal crew,
And we get joy spending time with our families.
This is my bro
JA to the
SON yo, the best at
Mike Tyson' s
Punch Out on
Nintendo.
From Glass
Joe to Macho
Man, yo he fucks shit up, then
Tyson goes down with a star uppercut.
And he' s also pretty good at
Super Mario 3, but he doesn' t use the flutes cause he doesn' t like cheats.
Like the Contra code that he really doesn' t like,
Up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, then
B, A, B, A,
Select, Start you got 30 lives.
He says that shit' s for pussies who don' t know how to fight.
Yo this my man cheese, better known as cheese bread,
We call him that ' cause every time he gets out of bed he puts 5 slices of cheese on 5 slices of bread.
Microwaves that shit, eats it, then goes back to bed.
Sleeps 12 hours a day and he doesn' t like
Asian food.
That' s right bitches, he doesn' t like
Asian food.
He doesn' t like the taste of soy sauce, personally
I love that shit but he does not.
Yo Ben is my friend that owns every
DVD from Goonies to
Time Cop to
Beverly Hills
Cop 3. Dark
Knight, First
Knight, A
Knight' s Tale, and
Knight Rider,
He even owns the motherfucking movie
Street Fighter.
I borrow them from him
I never pay to rent a movie, as long as
I take care of the box and don' t scratch the
DVD, cause last week
I borrowed
City Slickers and it got scratched,
I was hoping that he wouldn' t notice when
I brought it back. but he did and he was pissed so
I apologized to him and he forgave me and
I asked him if
I could borrow the movie
Twins. He was reluctant to do so, but he knows
I love DeVito, with
Schwarzenegger, that' s a motherfucking comedic duo!
We just a regular everyday normal crew, we own our tickets to
Alanis Morissette in
June. We just a regular everyday normal crew, we bust gats and cadillacs in
Grand Theft
Auto 2. We just a regular everyday normal crew, no party is a party without a
Phil Collins too.
We just a regular everyday normal crew,
And when one of us gets a haircut we make fun of them.
Yo this is
D and he' s a big fucking wrestling fan,
Monday Night
Raw, Smackdown, and all the shit from the past.
Like Macho
Man Randy
Savage and
Hulkamania,
Every year he travels to attend
WrestleMania.
It may come as no surprise that he' s never had sex, but it doesn' t bother him ' cause he has the internet.
He jerks off to freaky shit like 2
Girls 1 Cup, he' s fucked up
I tried watching it
I fucking threw up.
This my nigga
KC What the fuck did you just call me?,
Sorry I' ll say friend.
This is my friend
KC the only black friend in the crew, not because we' re racist every race is welcome in the group.
Truthfully he' s a friend of a friend
I don' t know him that well, but not because he' s black my favorite actors are
Denzel and
Samuel L.
Jackson, I also like
Bill Paxton, but not because he' s white, but because of his acting.
This is my friend
Cleo, she really likes the
Beatles, her favorite is
McCartney and her least favorite is
Ringo. A year ago
I asked her to go on a date with me she said no, she said she' d rather just be friends,
I started cryin and ran home.
And since then we rarely make eye contact when we speak, which is awkward ' cause we all hang out at least two times a week.
Finally, I ain' t me without my best friend
Steve, He' s got my motherfuckin' back although he' s weaker than me.
He' ll probably have a heart attack sometime soon, but until then he' s my top gun like fucking
Tom Cruise. Jon Lajoie:
Say it Steve:
Nah Jon Lajoie:
Say it, c' mon say it. Steve:
Nah Steve:
You want some of this bitch?!
Money! Have a nice day bitch!
If you play organized sports say,
Hell yeah.
If you watch 24 say,
Hell yeah.
If the only ass you see is in porn say,
Hell yeah.
If you eat chocolate when you' re bored say,
Hell yeah.
I eat chocolate, a lot when
I' m bored.
Um, I should stop though my metabolism is slowing down.
I also like pie cherry rhubarb.
We just a regular everyday normal crew, the joke' s getting old
I fucking agree with you.
We just a regular everyday normal crew,
I just repeat the same shit from
Normal Guy 1 and 2.
We just a regular everyday normal crew,
What a twist with this one
I rapped about my friends too.
We just a regular everyday normal crew,
I think this cow' s been milked dry motherfucker! Steve:
You want some of this bitch?
You' ll never get it it' s gonna go right up my asshole.
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