High As Fuck 歌词
| 歌曲 | High As Fuck |
| 歌手 | Jon lajoie |
| 专辑 | You Want Some of This? |
| 下载 | Image LRC TXT |
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| [00:14.718] | Have you ever watched the sun go down |
| [00:18.068] | And you're thinking bout' the world spinning round |
| [00:21.420] | Have you ever been high as fuck |
| [00:28.222] | You're in the bathroom mirror talking to yourself |
| [00:31.573] | And your dog's looking at you like you need help |
| [00:35.026] | Have you ever been high as fuck |
| [00:41.977] | And then you feel your heart pumping really fast |
| [00:45.227] | And you're convinced that you're gonna have a heart attack |
| [00:48.777] | Have you ever been high as fuck |
| [00:55.630] | You close your eyes and you're on a chicken farm |
| [00:58.831] | The only problem's that the chickens have human arms |
| [01:02.082] | You say "that's fucked up why do the chickens have human arms " |
| [01:09.283] | You need snacks so you walk to the corner store |
| [01:12.534] | But you're scared because you think that they will know you're high |
| [01:16.035] | So you walk around the block to buy some time |
| [01:23.137] | You finally decide to go into the store |
| [01:26.237] | But you're so high you don't know why you're there anymore |
| [01:29.687] | So you just buy a pack of gum and get the hell out of there |
| [01:36.139] | You're walking home and you're mouth is dry |
| [01:42.541] | You should have bought some juice and snacks |
| [01:45.342] | But you were too high |
| [01:50.093] | Thinking 'bout ketchup chips |
| [01:56.493] | And for some reason the game battleship |
| [02:01.393] | And you start thinking about how fun it was to play games |
| [02:03.993] | Like battleship when you were a kid |
| [02:06.343] | And how as we get older we forget how to play and just to enjoy ourselves |
| [02:10.794] | So you say "Guess What I'm gonna make up a game right now |
| [02:14.194] | And it involves a baseball bat and a porcupine |
| [02:16.794] | And I'm gonna try to kill a porcupine with a baseball bat |
| [02:19.744] | But then you don't know where to find a porcupine so |
| [02:22.196] | You do a search on e-bay but people don't sell porcupines on the internet |
| [02:26.748] | And you say "You know what，world? you've got me cornered again |
| [02:30.249] | I'm gonna roll another joint" |
| [02:35.150] | You ever eat a whole bag of crackers that were so old |
| [02:39.351] | That they weren't crispy anymore |
| [02:42.001] | Have you ever been high... as fuck。。。 |
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| [00:02.515] | |
| [00:14.718] | Have you ever watched the sun go down |
| [00:18.068] | And you' re thinking bout' the world spinning round |
| [00:21.420] | Have you ever been high as fuck |
| [00:28.222] | You' re in the bathroom mirror talking to yourself |
| [00:31.573] | And your dog' s looking at you like you need help |
| [00:35.026] | Have you ever been high as fuck |
| [00:41.977] | And then you feel your heart pumping really fast |
| [00:45.227] | And you' re convinced that you' re gonna have a heart attack |
| [00:48.777] | Have you ever been high as fuck |
| [00:55.630] | You close your eyes and you' re on a chicken farm |
| [00:58.831] | The only problem' s that the chickens have human arms |
| [01:02.082] | You say " that' s fucked up why do the chickens have human arms " |
| [01:09.283] | You need snacks so you walk to the corner store |
| [01:12.534] | But you' re scared because you think that they will know you' re high |
| [01:16.035] | So you walk around the block to buy some time |
| [01:23.137] | You finally decide to go into the store |
| [01:26.237] | But you' re so high you don' t know why you' re there anymore |
| [01:29.687] | So you just buy a pack of gum and get the hell out of there |
| [01:36.139] | You' re walking home and you' re mouth is dry |
| [01:42.541] | You should have bought some juice and snacks |
| [01:45.342] | But you were too high |
| [01:50.093] | Thinking ' bout ketchup chips |
| [01:56.493] | And for some reason the game battleship |
| [02:01.393] | And you start thinking about how fun it was to play games |
| [02:03.993] | Like battleship when you were a kid |
| [02:06.343] | And how as we get older we forget how to play and just to enjoy ourselves |
| [02:10.794] | So you say " Guess What I' m gonna make up a game right now |
| [02:14.194] | And it involves a baseball bat and a porcupine |
| [02:16.794] | And I' m gonna try to kill a porcupine with a baseball bat |
| [02:19.744] | But then you don' t know where to find a porcupine so |
| [02:22.196] | You do a search on ebay but people don' t sell porcupines on the internet |
| [02:26.748] | And you say " You know what, world? you' ve got me cornered again |
| [02:30.249] | I' m gonna roll another joint" |
| [02:35.150] | You ever eat a whole bag of crackers that were so old |
| [02:39.351] | That they weren' t crispy anymore |
| [02:42.001] | Have you ever been high... as fuck... |
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| [00:02.515] | |
| [00:14.718] | Have you ever watched the sun go down |
| [00:18.068] | And you' re thinking bout' the world spinning round |
| [00:21.420] | Have you ever been high as fuck |
| [00:28.222] | You' re in the bathroom mirror talking to yourself |
| [00:31.573] | And your dog' s looking at you like you need help |
| [00:35.026] | Have you ever been high as fuck |
| [00:41.977] | And then you feel your heart pumping really fast |
| [00:45.227] | And you' re convinced that you' re gonna have a heart attack |
| [00:48.777] | Have you ever been high as fuck |
| [00:55.630] | You close your eyes and you' re on a chicken farm |
| [00:58.831] | The only problem' s that the chickens have human arms |
| [01:02.082] | You say " that' s fucked up why do the chickens have human arms " |
| [01:09.283] | You need snacks so you walk to the corner store |
| [01:12.534] | But you' re scared because you think that they will know you' re high |
| [01:16.035] | So you walk around the block to buy some time |
| [01:23.137] | You finally decide to go into the store |
| [01:26.237] | But you' re so high you don' t know why you' re there anymore |
| [01:29.687] | So you just buy a pack of gum and get the hell out of there |
| [01:36.139] | You' re walking home and you' re mouth is dry |
| [01:42.541] | You should have bought some juice and snacks |
| [01:45.342] | But you were too high |
| [01:50.093] | Thinking ' bout ketchup chips |
| [01:56.493] | And for some reason the game battleship |
| [02:01.393] | And you start thinking about how fun it was to play games |
| [02:03.993] | Like battleship when you were a kid |
| [02:06.343] | And how as we get older we forget how to play and just to enjoy ourselves |
| [02:10.794] | So you say " Guess What I' m gonna make up a game right now |
| [02:14.194] | And it involves a baseball bat and a porcupine |
| [02:16.794] | And I' m gonna try to kill a porcupine with a baseball bat |
| [02:19.744] | But then you don' t know where to find a porcupine so |
| [02:22.196] | You do a search on ebay but people don' t sell porcupines on the internet |
| [02:26.748] | And you say " You know what, world? you' ve got me cornered again |
| [02:30.249] | I' m gonna roll another joint" |
| [02:35.150] | You ever eat a whole bag of crackers that were so old |
| [02:39.351] | That they weren' t crispy anymore |
| [02:42.001] | Have you ever been high... as fuck... |
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| [00:14.718] | 你是否曾看到过日落 |
| [00:18.068] | 是否想过世界旋转轮回 |
| [00:21.420] | 你是否大成狗过 |
| [00:28.222] | 在厕所对着镜子里的自己说话 |
| [00:31.573] | 你家汪觉得要打120了 |
| [00:35.026] | 你是否大成了狗 |
| [00:41.977] | 你觉得心跳无比快 |
| [00:45.227] | 快要心脏病了 |
| [00:48.777] | 你才知道你大成狗了 |
| [00:55.630] | 你闭上眼睛飞去了养鸡场 |
| [00:58.831] | 里面的鸡都长着胳膊 |
| [01:02.082] | 你说：wdf为毛鸡都长胳膊了 |
| [01:09.283] | 这时你觉得该去小卖部了 |
| [01:12.534] | 但害怕他们发现你红着眼 |
| [01:16.035] | 只能先在楼道溜达溜达 |
| [01:23.137] | 等你终于走进了小卖部 |
| [01:26.237] | 但是大忘了要干嘛 |
| [01:29.687] | 顺手拿了个绿箭赶紧撤 |
| [01:36.139] | 回家路上才发现渴的不行 |
| [01:42.541] | 应该买点果汁和零食 |
| [01:45.342] | 但是你特么全给大忘了 |
| [01:50.093] | 脑子里全是薯条番茄酱 |
| [01:56.493] | 还有一猜谜游戏 |
| [02:01.393] | 然后你开始回忆 |
| [02:03.993] | 儿时的欢乐时光 |
| [02:06.343] | 为毛我们长大以后都忘了怎么无忧无虑的开心 |
| [02:10.794] | 所以你说：你猜怎么着，我要发明一个新游戏 |
| [02:14.194] | 道具是棒球棍和豪猪 |
| [02:16.794] | 我要用棒球棍弄死豪猪 |
| [02:19.744] | 然后你想了想上哪找豪猪呢 |
| [02:22.196] | 淘宝都没得卖 |
| [02:26.748] | 你说：你造吗，我竟无言以对 |
| [02:30.249] | 不行我得再肉一根了 |
| [02:35.150] | 你有没有吃过一整包 |
| [02:39.351] | 放皮了的饼干 |
| [02:42.001] | 我又大成狗了 |
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