歌曲 | Tongue-Clucking Grammarian |
歌手 | MC Frontalot |
专辑 | Favoritism |
下载 | Image LRC TXT |
Young people today can probably benefit from my twelve years in college, so here's some advice: If you're a young person who writes poetry, throw it all away right now. | |
“Tut, Tut!” | |
(Tongue-clucking grammarian, yo.) | |
“Tut, Tut!” | |
(Check your punctuation.) | |
Anybody, wonder what you’re up against? | |
You get clucked at. Dense: your best defense, | |
you jest. Relent! You’re too bright not to do it. | |
I go “foopth” on that (an onomato-poo-ic). | |
And while I’m on the topic of Frontalot’s tongue, | |
I should mention that it’s knotted but it comes undone, | |
and as it unravels, the cluck emits. | |
The discipline in your ear, stuck in your head like a hit (goes): | |
“Tut, Tut!” | |
“Tut, Tut!” | |
Listening to hit records led to your sad state. | |
You ought to take talk seriously. Put it to pate | |
and it’ll seep in. That’s my supposition. | |
And I suppose, in subjunction, if it did, I’d listen | |
to what you said next for once. | |
It’s imperative! Take off the hat! The dunce | |
needs it back and Front’s on track to your brain. | |
Seek now to retrain. The nerdcore refrain (goes): | |
“Tut, Tut!” | |
(Tongue-clucking grammarian, yo.) | |
“Tut, Tut!” | |
(Check your punctuation.) | |
Quit arguing! You need your verbs to agree | |
with their subjects’ relative plurality, | |
and I cannot believe grad school let you go | |
when flunking is the only present participle that you know. | |
Setting my flow by the modal auxiliary, yo: | |
I should, shall and ought to aim the artillery | |
so high overhead. Struggle to rise. | |
One day, issue. The syllable that I emphasize (goes): | |
“Tut, Tut!” | |
“Tut, Tut!” | |
I will throw tuts at inelegant couplets. | |
You want to talk at me? You need more than luck, wits | |
and charm when the tongue comes clucking | |
every line you lay down, every error you tuck in. | |
It’s true I’ve been guilty on more than a song. | |
I don’t preach how I practice, and that’s lifelong. | |
If it’s mine, I’m gone; can’t reverse engineer it. | |
But when y’all fuck it up, me and I get to hear it. | |
“Tut, Tut!” | |
(Tongue-clucking grammarian, yo.) | |
“Tut, Tut!” | |
(Check your punctuation.) |
Young people today can probably benefit from my twelve years in college, so here' s some advice: If you' re a young person who writes poetry, throw it all away right now. | |
" Tut, Tut!" | |
Tongueclucking grammarian, yo. | |
" Tut, Tut!" | |
Check your punctuation. | |
Anybody, wonder what you' re up against? | |
You get clucked at. Dense: your best defense, | |
you jest. Relent! You' re too bright not to do it. | |
I go " foopth" on that an onomatopooic. | |
And while I' m on the topic of Frontalot' s tongue, | |
I should mention that it' s knotted but it comes undone, | |
and as it unravels, the cluck emits. | |
The discipline in your ear, stuck in your head like a hit goes: | |
" Tut, Tut!" | |
" Tut, Tut!" | |
Listening to hit records led to your sad state. | |
You ought to take talk seriously. Put it to pate | |
and it' ll seep in. That' s my supposition. | |
And I suppose, in subjunction, if it did, I' d listen | |
to what you said next for once. | |
It' s imperative! Take off the hat! The dunce | |
needs it back and Front' s on track to your brain. | |
Seek now to retrain. The nerdcore refrain goes: | |
" Tut, Tut!" | |
Tongueclucking grammarian, yo. | |
" Tut, Tut!" | |
Check your punctuation. | |
Quit arguing! You need your verbs to agree | |
with their subjects' relative plurality, | |
and I cannot believe grad school let you go | |
when flunking is the only present participle that you know. | |
Setting my flow by the modal auxiliary, yo: | |
I should, shall and ought to aim the artillery | |
so high overhead. Struggle to rise. | |
One day, issue. The syllable that I emphasize goes: | |
" Tut, Tut!" | |
" Tut, Tut!" | |
I will throw tuts at inelegant couplets. | |
You want to talk at me? You need more than luck, wits | |
and charm when the tongue comes clucking | |
every line you lay down, every error you tuck in. | |
It' s true I' ve been guilty on more than a song. | |
I don' t preach how I practice, and that' s lifelong. | |
If it' s mine, I' m gone can' t reverse engineer it. | |
But when y' all fuck it up, me and I get to hear it. | |
" Tut, Tut!" | |
Tongueclucking grammarian, yo. | |
" Tut, Tut!" | |
Check your punctuation. |
Young people today can probably benefit from my twelve years in college, so here' s some advice: If you' re a young person who writes poetry, throw it all away right now. | |
" Tut, Tut!" | |
Tongueclucking grammarian, yo. | |
" Tut, Tut!" | |
Check your punctuation. | |
Anybody, wonder what you' re up against? | |
You get clucked at. Dense: your best defense, | |
you jest. Relent! You' re too bright not to do it. | |
I go " foopth" on that an onomatopooic. | |
And while I' m on the topic of Frontalot' s tongue, | |
I should mention that it' s knotted but it comes undone, | |
and as it unravels, the cluck emits. | |
The discipline in your ear, stuck in your head like a hit goes: | |
" Tut, Tut!" | |
" Tut, Tut!" | |
Listening to hit records led to your sad state. | |
You ought to take talk seriously. Put it to pate | |
and it' ll seep in. That' s my supposition. | |
And I suppose, in subjunction, if it did, I' d listen | |
to what you said next for once. | |
It' s imperative! Take off the hat! The dunce | |
needs it back and Front' s on track to your brain. | |
Seek now to retrain. The nerdcore refrain goes: | |
" Tut, Tut!" | |
Tongueclucking grammarian, yo. | |
" Tut, Tut!" | |
Check your punctuation. | |
Quit arguing! You need your verbs to agree | |
with their subjects' relative plurality, | |
and I cannot believe grad school let you go | |
when flunking is the only present participle that you know. | |
Setting my flow by the modal auxiliary, yo: | |
I should, shall and ought to aim the artillery | |
so high overhead. Struggle to rise. | |
One day, issue. The syllable that I emphasize goes: | |
" Tut, Tut!" | |
" Tut, Tut!" | |
I will throw tuts at inelegant couplets. | |
You want to talk at me? You need more than luck, wits | |
and charm when the tongue comes clucking | |
every line you lay down, every error you tuck in. | |
It' s true I' ve been guilty on more than a song. | |
I don' t preach how I practice, and that' s lifelong. | |
If it' s mine, I' m gone can' t reverse engineer it. | |
But when y' all fuck it up, me and I get to hear it. | |
" Tut, Tut!" | |
Tongueclucking grammarian, yo. | |
" Tut, Tut!" | |
Check your punctuation. |