歌曲 | Normal |
歌手 | Neil Bartram |
专辑 | The Story of My Life (Original Broadway Cast Recording) |
下载 | Image LRC TXT |
[00:00.151] | Thomas |
[00:00.305] | And so i started writing. Anything and everything got put on paper. |
[00:05.685] | A one-sentence preface... |
[00:06.864] | |
[00:07.077] | Alvin |
[00:07.219] | From a book i gave you. |
[00:08.076] | |
[00:08.238] | Thomas |
[00:08.370] | ... Nudged me into a "neat career" as... |
[00:09.962] | (he tears the page from the book.) |
[00:11.041] | |
[00:13.432] | This isn't about me. |
[00:14.351] | |
[00:14.654] | Alvin |
[00:14.819] | Isn't it? |
[00:15.512] | (thomas writes.) |
[00:15.670] | Thomas |
[00:16.132] | We are gathered to honor the life of alvin kelby. |
[00:20.348] | Write what you know tom. |
[00:22.830] | Write what you know. |
[00:24.438] | (alvin selects another story and reads.) |
[00:25.011] | |
[00:25.406] | Alvin |
[00:25.611] | A stupid squashable bug. |
[00:28.090] | A story about alvin and thomas. |
[00:29.642] | |
[00:29.841] | Thomas |
[00:30.011] | One afternoon, when i was fourteen, |
[00:33.062] | I borrowed one of the magazines my father kept hidden in his nightstand. |
[00:37.837] | I found alvin at the bridge by the falls staring intently at a butterfly. |
[00:42.405] | (alvin steps into the past.) |
[00:43.019] | |
[00:43.196] | Alvin |
[00:43.375] | Tom. Watch this. They say that every time this butterfly flaps |
[00:47.462] | It causes a tiny ripple in the air that can spread out and grow and change wind currents and |
[00:54.630] | Weather patterns. They call it the butterfly effect. One flap could cause a blizzard in africa. |
[01:01.841] | |
[01:02.150] | Thomas |
[01:02.757] | To any other fourteen-year-old, alvin was a freak. |
[01:05.992] | Alvin |
[01:06.267] | I prefer the term "individual". Watch. |
[01:10.712] | (thomas joins alvin. They watch the butterfly for a very long time. Nothing happens.) |
[01:11.867] | |
[01:24.055] | Thomas |
[01:24.246] | This is ridiculous. |
[01:25.676] | Al, we’re starting high school in the fall |
[01:28.454] | And you don’t seem prepared for that at all. |
[01:31.326] | When everything is different |
[01:33.226] | And the kids are mostly new. |
[01:34.963] | You’ll see high school can be hard |
[01:37.080] | On ‘individuals’ like you. |
[01:39.599] | |
[01:39.818] | Alvin |
[01:39.982] | Whoa. It's flapping. |
[01:42.656] | |
[01:42.996] | Thomas |
[01:43.157] | It’s a bug. A stupid, squashable bug. |
[01:48.431] | |
[01:49.311] | Thomas |
[01:49.643] | Look at this magazine, alvin. |
[01:51.808] | See what regular guys are obsessed with. |
[01:55.079] | You’re chasing insects |
[01:56.305] | While you could be learning |
[01:57.421] | What miss april tattooed her giant breast with. |
[01:59.894] | (thomas shows alvin the cover of the magazine.) |
[02:00.091] | Alvin |
[02:00.374] | Get that out of my face. |
[02:01.453] | Thomas |
[02:01.628] | Being eccentric was fine |
[02:03.178] | When it was just junior high. |
[02:06.521] | If you want to fit in at high school, al, |
[02:08.928] | Be normal. |
[02:10.769] | Just try. |
[02:12.128] | (thomas opens the magazine.) |
[02:12.887] | Miss april... Likes action movies, stock car racing, and soup. |
[02:17.125] | You like soup. |
[02:18.692] | |
[02:18.964] | Alvin |
[02:19.137] | She looks uncomfortable. Crap. Where’d the butterfly go? |
[02:23.512] | |
[02:23.802] | Thomas |
[02:24.000] | You’re gonna need to be different alvin. |
[02:26.434] | You gotta draw less attention. |
[02:28.973] | It’s better to just be like one of the crowd |
[02:31.133] | Than a dweeb who dropped in |
[02:32.625] | From the fifth dimension. |
[02:33.841] | (alvin sees the butterfly.) |
[02:34.088] | Alvin |
[02:34.421] | There you are. |
[02:35.545] | Thomas |
[02:35.689] | Wouldn’t you like to be more |
[02:37.088] | Than just ‘that weird kelby kid’? |
[02:40.165] | You could fly under the radar, al |
[02:42.853] | Be normal. |
[02:43.976] | Alvin |
[02:44.126] | Shhhhh! |
[02:44.952] | Thomas |
[02:45.136] | No more playing with bugs, alvin. |
[02:47.736] | No more wearing your dead mother’s robe. |
[02:51.396] | There are bullies and thugs, alvin. |
[02:53.659] | Every one a potential alvin-o-phobe. |
[02:57.097] | (the butterfly flaps.) |
[02:57.370] | Alvin |
[02:57.642] | Whoa! |
[02:58.821] | Thomas |
[02:59.016] | The tiniest transgression, |
[03:00.873] | Like to stick out or rebel, |
[03:03.336] | Will destroy their first impression |
[03:05.840] | And turn high school into hell. |
[03:08.205] | Al! |
[03:08.961] | Alvin |
[03:09.112] | Sh! |
[03:09.885] | Thomas |
[03:10.062] | I threw miss april at the butterfly. |
[03:12.006] | (thomas does so. The butterfly flies away.) |
[03:12.161] | Alvin |
[03:12.480] | No! It’s flapping. It’s flapping. It’s flapping a lot. Oh my god. |
[03:16.209] | There’s no telling what chain of events you just set into motion. |
[03:18.595] | Thomas |
[03:18.725] | Nothing's gonna happen! |
[03:19.667] | Alvin |
[03:19.808] | Don’t move. If a stupid, squashable bug can have that kind of power, what about us? |
[03:26.602] | Thomas |
[03:26.822] | Alvin moved his finger. |
[03:29.024] | Alvin |
[03:29.188] | What do you think that did? |
[03:30.179] | Thomas |
[03:30.338] | And then his hand. |
[03:31.412] | Alvin |
[03:31.566] | Or that? |
[03:32.238] | Thomas |
[03:32.378] | And then his whole arm. |
[03:33.494] | Alvin |
[03:33.646] | Or that? |
[03:34.314] | Thomas |
[03:34.445] | Until he was flapping around like some crazed pterodactyl. |
[03:38.573] | Alvin |
[03:38.714] | Woo hoo! Look at me tom. I’m changing the weather. I’m redirecting the jet stream. |
[03:44.977] | I’m melting the polar ice caps. |
[03:47.439] | Thomas |
[03:47.627] | Nothing is changing! You look like an idiot! |
[03:51.806] | |
[03:52.137] | Nobody said it was easy, alvin |
[03:54.725] | Nobody said it was pretty. |
[03:57.246] | And hearing this stuff from a friend may be hard, |
[03:59.357] | But not knowing at all would be twice as shitty. |
[04:03.812] | You’ll get through high school unnoticed |
[04:05.556] | Then you’ll thank me, you’ll see. |
[04:09.701] | So don’t be the guy who bucks every trend |
[04:12.362] | |
[04:12.557] | Alvin |
[04:12.710] | Give me that magazine. |
[04:13.580] | (alvin picks up the magazine and examines it closely.) |
[04:13.730] | Thomas |
[04:14.244] | Who i have to justify and defend. |
[04:17.573] | Alvin |
[04:17.755] | I didn’t see that before. |
[04:20.141] | Thomas |
[04:20.275] | If you want to keep being my best friend |
[04:22.672] | Be normal... |
[04:25.500] | (alvin plucks something from the cover.) |
[04:25.670] | Alvin |
[04:26.183] | A caterpillar. |
[04:26.994] | Thomas |
[04:27.217] | ... Like... |
[04:27.673] | (thomas selects a story and alvin falls to the ground writhing in pain.) |
[04:27.801] | Alvin |
[04:28.077] | Tom! |
[04:29.245] | Thomas |
[04:29.421] | Bullies and thugs. |
[04:30.362] | Alvin |
[04:30.507] | Tom! |
[04:31.044] | Thomas |
[04:31.189] | A story about alvin kelby. |
[04:32.400] | Alvin |
[04:32.548] | Tom! |
[04:33.139] | Thomas |
[04:33.283] | For our tenth grade halloween party, |
[04:34.806] | Alvin came to school dressed as his mother’s ghost again. |
[04:37.284] | Bathrobe and all. |
[04:38.369] | Alvin |
[04:38.493] | Tom! |
[04:39.110] | Thomas |
[04:39.258] | What was cute at six was just weird at fifteen. |
[04:41.046] | Alvin |
[04:41.347] | Tom! |
[04:42.017] | Thomas |
[04:42.153] | Donnie carter chased alvin all the way to the bridge and, by the time i got there, |
[04:45.448] | Had him pinned to the ground and was pummeling him mercilessly. |
[04:48.298] | Alvin |
[04:48.453] | Tom! |
[04:48.937] | Thomas |
[04:49.078] | Get off him! |
[04:49.695] | Alvin |
[04:49.829] | Tom! |
[04:50.399] | Thomas |
[04:50.541] | I said get off him now! |
[04:52.245] | (thomas helps alvin to his feet.) |
[04:52.404] | Alvin |
[04:52.781] | He’s got my robe, tom. |
[04:53.830] | Thomas |
[04:54.031] | Give him the robe, donnie. |
[04:55.000] | Alvin |
[04:55.144] | Please give it back. |
[04:55.740] | Thomas |
[04:55.889] | Give it back now. |
[04:56.556] | Alvin |
[04:56.727] | No. Don’t do that. No no no. Please. Please. Don’t! |
[04:58.716] | Thomas |
[04:59.039] | Donnie threw the robe over the side of the bridge and ran away. |
[05:05.138] | We watched it disappear over the falls. |
[05:07.697] | |
[05:11.969] | But seriously al, what were you thinking? |
[00:00.151] | Thomas |
[00:00.305] | And so i started writing. Anything and everything got put on paper. |
[00:05.685] | A onesentence preface... |
[00:06.864] | |
[00:07.077] | Alvin |
[00:07.219] | From a book i gave you. |
[00:08.076] | |
[00:08.238] | Thomas |
[00:08.370] | ... Nudged me into a " neat career" as... |
[00:09.962] | he tears the page from the book. |
[00:11.041] | |
[00:13.432] | This isn' t about me. |
[00:14.351] | |
[00:14.654] | Alvin |
[00:14.819] | Isn' t it? |
[00:15.512] | thomas writes. |
[00:15.670] | Thomas |
[00:16.132] | We are gathered to honor the life of alvin kelby. |
[00:20.348] | Write what you know tom. |
[00:22.830] | Write what you know. |
[00:24.438] | alvin selects another story and reads. |
[00:25.011] | |
[00:25.406] | Alvin |
[00:25.611] | A stupid squashable bug. |
[00:28.090] | A story about alvin and thomas. |
[00:29.642] | |
[00:29.841] | Thomas |
[00:30.011] | One afternoon, when i was fourteen, |
[00:33.062] | I borrowed one of the magazines my father kept hidden in his nightstand. |
[00:37.837] | I found alvin at the bridge by the falls staring intently at a butterfly. |
[00:42.405] | alvin steps into the past. |
[00:43.019] | |
[00:43.196] | Alvin |
[00:43.375] | Tom. Watch this. They say that every time this butterfly flaps |
[00:47.462] | It causes a tiny ripple in the air that can spread out and grow and change wind currents and |
[00:54.630] | Weather patterns. They call it the butterfly effect. One flap could cause a blizzard in africa. |
[01:01.841] | |
[01:02.150] | Thomas |
[01:02.757] | To any other fourteenyearold, alvin was a freak. |
[01:05.992] | Alvin |
[01:06.267] | I prefer the term " individual". Watch. |
[01:10.712] | thomas joins alvin. They watch the butterfly for a very long time. Nothing happens. |
[01:11.867] | |
[01:24.055] | Thomas |
[01:24.246] | This is ridiculous. |
[01:25.676] | Al, we' re starting high school in the fall |
[01:28.454] | And you don' t seem prepared for that at all. |
[01:31.326] | When everything is different |
[01:33.226] | And the kids are mostly new. |
[01:34.963] | You' ll see high school can be hard |
[01:37.080] | On ' individuals' like you. |
[01:39.599] | |
[01:39.818] | Alvin |
[01:39.982] | Whoa. It' s flapping. |
[01:42.656] | |
[01:42.996] | Thomas |
[01:43.157] | It' s a bug. A stupid, squashable bug. |
[01:48.431] | |
[01:49.311] | Thomas |
[01:49.643] | Look at this magazine, alvin. |
[01:51.808] | See what regular guys are obsessed with. |
[01:55.079] | You' re chasing insects |
[01:56.305] | While you could be learning |
[01:57.421] | What miss april tattooed her giant breast with. |
[01:59.894] | thomas shows alvin the cover of the magazine. |
[02:00.091] | Alvin |
[02:00.374] | Get that out of my face. |
[02:01.453] | Thomas |
[02:01.628] | Being eccentric was fine |
[02:03.178] | When it was just junior high. |
[02:06.521] | If you want to fit in at high school, al, |
[02:08.928] | Be normal. |
[02:10.769] | Just try. |
[02:12.128] | thomas opens the magazine. |
[02:12.887] | Miss april... Likes action movies, stock car racing, and soup. |
[02:17.125] | You like soup. |
[02:18.692] | |
[02:18.964] | Alvin |
[02:19.137] | She looks uncomfortable. Crap. Where' d the butterfly go? |
[02:23.512] | |
[02:23.802] | Thomas |
[02:24.000] | You' re gonna need to be different alvin. |
[02:26.434] | You gotta draw less attention. |
[02:28.973] | It' s better to just be like one of the crowd |
[02:31.133] | Than a dweeb who dropped in |
[02:32.625] | From the fifth dimension. |
[02:33.841] | alvin sees the butterfly. |
[02:34.088] | Alvin |
[02:34.421] | There you are. |
[02:35.545] | Thomas |
[02:35.689] | Wouldn' t you like to be more |
[02:37.088] | Than just ' that weird kelby kid'? |
[02:40.165] | You could fly under the radar, al |
[02:42.853] | Be normal. |
[02:43.976] | Alvin |
[02:44.126] | Shhhhh! |
[02:44.952] | Thomas |
[02:45.136] | No more playing with bugs, alvin. |
[02:47.736] | No more wearing your dead mother' s robe. |
[02:51.396] | There are bullies and thugs, alvin. |
[02:53.659] | Every one a potential alvinophobe. |
[02:57.097] | the butterfly flaps. |
[02:57.370] | Alvin |
[02:57.642] | Whoa! |
[02:58.821] | Thomas |
[02:59.016] | The tiniest transgression, |
[03:00.873] | Like to stick out or rebel, |
[03:03.336] | Will destroy their first impression |
[03:05.840] | And turn high school into hell. |
[03:08.205] | Al! |
[03:08.961] | Alvin |
[03:09.112] | Sh! |
[03:09.885] | Thomas |
[03:10.062] | I threw miss april at the butterfly. |
[03:12.006] | thomas does so. The butterfly flies away. |
[03:12.161] | Alvin |
[03:12.480] | No! It' s flapping. It' s flapping. It' s flapping a lot. Oh my god. |
[03:16.209] | There' s no telling what chain of events you just set into motion. |
[03:18.595] | Thomas |
[03:18.725] | Nothing' s gonna happen! |
[03:19.667] | Alvin |
[03:19.808] | Don' t move. If a stupid, squashable bug can have that kind of power, what about us? |
[03:26.602] | Thomas |
[03:26.822] | Alvin moved his finger. |
[03:29.024] | Alvin |
[03:29.188] | What do you think that did? |
[03:30.179] | Thomas |
[03:30.338] | And then his hand. |
[03:31.412] | Alvin |
[03:31.566] | Or that? |
[03:32.238] | Thomas |
[03:32.378] | And then his whole arm. |
[03:33.494] | Alvin |
[03:33.646] | Or that? |
[03:34.314] | Thomas |
[03:34.445] | Until he was flapping around like some crazed pterodactyl. |
[03:38.573] | Alvin |
[03:38.714] | Woo hoo! Look at me tom. I' m changing the weather. I' m redirecting the jet stream. |
[03:44.977] | I' m melting the polar ice caps. |
[03:47.439] | Thomas |
[03:47.627] | Nothing is changing! You look like an idiot! |
[03:51.806] | |
[03:52.137] | Nobody said it was easy, alvin |
[03:54.725] | Nobody said it was pretty. |
[03:57.246] | And hearing this stuff from a friend may be hard, |
[03:59.357] | But not knowing at all would be twice as shitty. |
[04:03.812] | You' ll get through high school unnoticed |
[04:05.556] | Then you' ll thank me, you' ll see. |
[04:09.701] | So don' t be the guy who bucks every trend |
[04:12.362] | |
[04:12.557] | Alvin |
[04:12.710] | Give me that magazine. |
[04:13.580] | alvin picks up the magazine and examines it closely. |
[04:13.730] | Thomas |
[04:14.244] | Who i have to justify and defend. |
[04:17.573] | Alvin |
[04:17.755] | I didn' t see that before. |
[04:20.141] | Thomas |
[04:20.275] | If you want to keep being my best friend |
[04:22.672] | Be normal... |
[04:25.500] | alvin plucks something from the cover. |
[04:25.670] | Alvin |
[04:26.183] | A caterpillar. |
[04:26.994] | Thomas |
[04:27.217] | ... Like... |
[04:27.673] | thomas selects a story and alvin falls to the ground writhing in pain. |
[04:27.801] | Alvin |
[04:28.077] | Tom! |
[04:29.245] | Thomas |
[04:29.421] | Bullies and thugs. |
[04:30.362] | Alvin |
[04:30.507] | Tom! |
[04:31.044] | Thomas |
[04:31.189] | A story about alvin kelby. |
[04:32.400] | Alvin |
[04:32.548] | Tom! |
[04:33.139] | Thomas |
[04:33.283] | For our tenth grade halloween party, |
[04:34.806] | Alvin came to school dressed as his mother' s ghost again. |
[04:37.284] | Bathrobe and all. |
[04:38.369] | Alvin |
[04:38.493] | Tom! |
[04:39.110] | Thomas |
[04:39.258] | What was cute at six was just weird at fifteen. |
[04:41.046] | Alvin |
[04:41.347] | Tom! |
[04:42.017] | Thomas |
[04:42.153] | Donnie carter chased alvin all the way to the bridge and, by the time i got there, |
[04:45.448] | Had him pinned to the ground and was pummeling him mercilessly. |
[04:48.298] | Alvin |
[04:48.453] | Tom! |
[04:48.937] | Thomas |
[04:49.078] | Get off him! |
[04:49.695] | Alvin |
[04:49.829] | Tom! |
[04:50.399] | Thomas |
[04:50.541] | I said get off him now! |
[04:52.245] | thomas helps alvin to his feet. |
[04:52.404] | Alvin |
[04:52.781] | He' s got my robe, tom. |
[04:53.830] | Thomas |
[04:54.031] | Give him the robe, donnie. |
[04:55.000] | Alvin |
[04:55.144] | Please give it back. |
[04:55.740] | Thomas |
[04:55.889] | Give it back now. |
[04:56.556] | Alvin |
[04:56.727] | No. Don' t do that. No no no. Please. Please. Don' t! |
[04:58.716] | Thomas |
[04:59.039] | Donnie threw the robe over the side of the bridge and ran away. |
[05:05.138] | We watched it disappear over the falls. |
[05:07.697] | |
[05:11.969] | But seriously al, what were you thinking? |
[00:00.151] | Thomas |
[00:00.305] | And so i started writing. Anything and everything got put on paper. |
[00:05.685] | A onesentence preface... |
[00:06.864] | |
[00:07.077] | Alvin |
[00:07.219] | From a book i gave you. |
[00:08.076] | |
[00:08.238] | Thomas |
[00:08.370] | ... Nudged me into a " neat career" as... |
[00:09.962] | he tears the page from the book. |
[00:11.041] | |
[00:13.432] | This isn' t about me. |
[00:14.351] | |
[00:14.654] | Alvin |
[00:14.819] | Isn' t it? |
[00:15.512] | thomas writes. |
[00:15.670] | Thomas |
[00:16.132] | We are gathered to honor the life of alvin kelby. |
[00:20.348] | Write what you know tom. |
[00:22.830] | Write what you know. |
[00:24.438] | alvin selects another story and reads. |
[00:25.011] | |
[00:25.406] | Alvin |
[00:25.611] | A stupid squashable bug. |
[00:28.090] | A story about alvin and thomas. |
[00:29.642] | |
[00:29.841] | Thomas |
[00:30.011] | One afternoon, when i was fourteen, |
[00:33.062] | I borrowed one of the magazines my father kept hidden in his nightstand. |
[00:37.837] | I found alvin at the bridge by the falls staring intently at a butterfly. |
[00:42.405] | alvin steps into the past. |
[00:43.019] | |
[00:43.196] | Alvin |
[00:43.375] | Tom. Watch this. They say that every time this butterfly flaps |
[00:47.462] | It causes a tiny ripple in the air that can spread out and grow and change wind currents and |
[00:54.630] | Weather patterns. They call it the butterfly effect. One flap could cause a blizzard in africa. |
[01:01.841] | |
[01:02.150] | Thomas |
[01:02.757] | To any other fourteenyearold, alvin was a freak. |
[01:05.992] | Alvin |
[01:06.267] | I prefer the term " individual". Watch. |
[01:10.712] | thomas joins alvin. They watch the butterfly for a very long time. Nothing happens. |
[01:11.867] | |
[01:24.055] | Thomas |
[01:24.246] | This is ridiculous. |
[01:25.676] | Al, we' re starting high school in the fall |
[01:28.454] | And you don' t seem prepared for that at all. |
[01:31.326] | When everything is different |
[01:33.226] | And the kids are mostly new. |
[01:34.963] | You' ll see high school can be hard |
[01:37.080] | On ' individuals' like you. |
[01:39.599] | |
[01:39.818] | Alvin |
[01:39.982] | Whoa. It' s flapping. |
[01:42.656] | |
[01:42.996] | Thomas |
[01:43.157] | It' s a bug. A stupid, squashable bug. |
[01:48.431] | |
[01:49.311] | Thomas |
[01:49.643] | Look at this magazine, alvin. |
[01:51.808] | See what regular guys are obsessed with. |
[01:55.079] | You' re chasing insects |
[01:56.305] | While you could be learning |
[01:57.421] | What miss april tattooed her giant breast with. |
[01:59.894] | thomas shows alvin the cover of the magazine. |
[02:00.091] | Alvin |
[02:00.374] | Get that out of my face. |
[02:01.453] | Thomas |
[02:01.628] | Being eccentric was fine |
[02:03.178] | When it was just junior high. |
[02:06.521] | If you want to fit in at high school, al, |
[02:08.928] | Be normal. |
[02:10.769] | Just try. |
[02:12.128] | thomas opens the magazine. |
[02:12.887] | Miss april... Likes action movies, stock car racing, and soup. |
[02:17.125] | You like soup. |
[02:18.692] | |
[02:18.964] | Alvin |
[02:19.137] | She looks uncomfortable. Crap. Where' d the butterfly go? |
[02:23.512] | |
[02:23.802] | Thomas |
[02:24.000] | You' re gonna need to be different alvin. |
[02:26.434] | You gotta draw less attention. |
[02:28.973] | It' s better to just be like one of the crowd |
[02:31.133] | Than a dweeb who dropped in |
[02:32.625] | From the fifth dimension. |
[02:33.841] | alvin sees the butterfly. |
[02:34.088] | Alvin |
[02:34.421] | There you are. |
[02:35.545] | Thomas |
[02:35.689] | Wouldn' t you like to be more |
[02:37.088] | Than just ' that weird kelby kid'? |
[02:40.165] | You could fly under the radar, al |
[02:42.853] | Be normal. |
[02:43.976] | Alvin |
[02:44.126] | Shhhhh! |
[02:44.952] | Thomas |
[02:45.136] | No more playing with bugs, alvin. |
[02:47.736] | No more wearing your dead mother' s robe. |
[02:51.396] | There are bullies and thugs, alvin. |
[02:53.659] | Every one a potential alvinophobe. |
[02:57.097] | the butterfly flaps. |
[02:57.370] | Alvin |
[02:57.642] | Whoa! |
[02:58.821] | Thomas |
[02:59.016] | The tiniest transgression, |
[03:00.873] | Like to stick out or rebel, |
[03:03.336] | Will destroy their first impression |
[03:05.840] | And turn high school into hell. |
[03:08.205] | Al! |
[03:08.961] | Alvin |
[03:09.112] | Sh! |
[03:09.885] | Thomas |
[03:10.062] | I threw miss april at the butterfly. |
[03:12.006] | thomas does so. The butterfly flies away. |
[03:12.161] | Alvin |
[03:12.480] | No! It' s flapping. It' s flapping. It' s flapping a lot. Oh my god. |
[03:16.209] | There' s no telling what chain of events you just set into motion. |
[03:18.595] | Thomas |
[03:18.725] | Nothing' s gonna happen! |
[03:19.667] | Alvin |
[03:19.808] | Don' t move. If a stupid, squashable bug can have that kind of power, what about us? |
[03:26.602] | Thomas |
[03:26.822] | Alvin moved his finger. |
[03:29.024] | Alvin |
[03:29.188] | What do you think that did? |
[03:30.179] | Thomas |
[03:30.338] | And then his hand. |
[03:31.412] | Alvin |
[03:31.566] | Or that? |
[03:32.238] | Thomas |
[03:32.378] | And then his whole arm. |
[03:33.494] | Alvin |
[03:33.646] | Or that? |
[03:34.314] | Thomas |
[03:34.445] | Until he was flapping around like some crazed pterodactyl. |
[03:38.573] | Alvin |
[03:38.714] | Woo hoo! Look at me tom. I' m changing the weather. I' m redirecting the jet stream. |
[03:44.977] | I' m melting the polar ice caps. |
[03:47.439] | Thomas |
[03:47.627] | Nothing is changing! You look like an idiot! |
[03:51.806] | |
[03:52.137] | Nobody said it was easy, alvin |
[03:54.725] | Nobody said it was pretty. |
[03:57.246] | And hearing this stuff from a friend may be hard, |
[03:59.357] | But not knowing at all would be twice as shitty. |
[04:03.812] | You' ll get through high school unnoticed |
[04:05.556] | Then you' ll thank me, you' ll see. |
[04:09.701] | So don' t be the guy who bucks every trend |
[04:12.362] | |
[04:12.557] | Alvin |
[04:12.710] | Give me that magazine. |
[04:13.580] | alvin picks up the magazine and examines it closely. |
[04:13.730] | Thomas |
[04:14.244] | Who i have to justify and defend. |
[04:17.573] | Alvin |
[04:17.755] | I didn' t see that before. |
[04:20.141] | Thomas |
[04:20.275] | If you want to keep being my best friend |
[04:22.672] | Be normal... |
[04:25.500] | alvin plucks something from the cover. |
[04:25.670] | Alvin |
[04:26.183] | A caterpillar. |
[04:26.994] | Thomas |
[04:27.217] | ... Like... |
[04:27.673] | thomas selects a story and alvin falls to the ground writhing in pain. |
[04:27.801] | Alvin |
[04:28.077] | Tom! |
[04:29.245] | Thomas |
[04:29.421] | Bullies and thugs. |
[04:30.362] | Alvin |
[04:30.507] | Tom! |
[04:31.044] | Thomas |
[04:31.189] | A story about alvin kelby. |
[04:32.400] | Alvin |
[04:32.548] | Tom! |
[04:33.139] | Thomas |
[04:33.283] | For our tenth grade halloween party, |
[04:34.806] | Alvin came to school dressed as his mother' s ghost again. |
[04:37.284] | Bathrobe and all. |
[04:38.369] | Alvin |
[04:38.493] | Tom! |
[04:39.110] | Thomas |
[04:39.258] | What was cute at six was just weird at fifteen. |
[04:41.046] | Alvin |
[04:41.347] | Tom! |
[04:42.017] | Thomas |
[04:42.153] | Donnie carter chased alvin all the way to the bridge and, by the time i got there, |
[04:45.448] | Had him pinned to the ground and was pummeling him mercilessly. |
[04:48.298] | Alvin |
[04:48.453] | Tom! |
[04:48.937] | Thomas |
[04:49.078] | Get off him! |
[04:49.695] | Alvin |
[04:49.829] | Tom! |
[04:50.399] | Thomas |
[04:50.541] | I said get off him now! |
[04:52.245] | thomas helps alvin to his feet. |
[04:52.404] | Alvin |
[04:52.781] | He' s got my robe, tom. |
[04:53.830] | Thomas |
[04:54.031] | Give him the robe, donnie. |
[04:55.000] | Alvin |
[04:55.144] | Please give it back. |
[04:55.740] | Thomas |
[04:55.889] | Give it back now. |
[04:56.556] | Alvin |
[04:56.727] | No. Don' t do that. No no no. Please. Please. Don' t! |
[04:58.716] | Thomas |
[04:59.039] | Donnie threw the robe over the side of the bridge and ran away. |
[05:05.138] | We watched it disappear over the falls. |
[05:07.697] | |
[05:11.969] | But seriously al, what were you thinking? |