歌曲 | Cathouse Tragedy |
歌手 | Voltaire |
专辑 | Riding a Black Unicorn... |
下载 | Image LRC TXT |
[Spoken] Alright girls, come on. | |
Move it along. | |
Don’t dilly-dally, | |
Men are waiting. | |
Gentlemen! | |
Come on in, right on in, | |
To our temple of sin, | |
The sensual land, sublime | |
With multiple versions | |
Of every perversion | |
And women of every kind | |
If you’re a fellow | |
Who likes a bordello | |
With something on for a change, | |
Two dollars more, | |
You can have a dead whore | |
We specialize in the strange | |
If you get lucky this evening | |
And one takes you up for a whirl | |
Might I suggest you look under the dress | |
‘Cause we can’t tell the boys from the girls here! | |
Tragedy! At the cathouse tonight! | |
Come and see | |
Why we like to call our cathouse | |
Tragedy! | |
What a curious sight! | |
Our female selection | |
Is not quite perfection | |
It’s like biting into a bitter confection | |
At Cathouse Tragedy! | |
There’s an Asian albino | |
And as far as I know | |
She has the prosthetic eye | |
And if you approve it | |
She’ll gladly remove it | |
If you tire of her thighs | |
Don’t be alarmed | |
By the girl with no arms | |
She’s actually quite a treat | |
And if you wanna | |
She’ll peel your banana | |
She’s bloody good with her feet! | |
If you get lucky this evening | |
And one takes you up for a spin | |
Might be suggestin’ | |
A lamby intestine | |
You don’t know where these girls have been! | |
Tragedy! At the cathouse tonight! | |
Come and see | |
Why we like to call our cathouse | |
Tragedy! | |
It’s a curious sight! | |
Our female selection | |
Is not quite perfection | |
It’s like biting into a bitter confection | |
At Cathouse Tragedy! | |
They called you pretty | |
In your hometown | |
Not to be petty, | |
But here in the city, | |
You’re not all that pretty, | |
You’re lucky we keep you around! | |
Now get back to work! | |
Come on in to the cathouse! | |
We’ve got pussies of every kind! | |
We have black, white and yellow and red ones! | |
And only one or two are feline! | |
I’m your benevolent MC | |
And I’m here to make sure they behave | |
Sure, they smell like cheese | |
And they’re full of disease, | |
But just think of the money you’ll save! | |
Tragedy! At the cathouse tonight! | |
Come and see | |
Why we like to call our cathouse | |
Tragedy! | |
It’s a curious sight! | |
Our female collection | |
Is not quite perfection | |
It’s like biting into a bitter confection | |
At Cathouse Tragedy! | |
At the Cathouse Tragedy! | |
[Spoken]Alright girls, come on, move it along. | |
I don’t want to be here anymore than you. | |
Ahh, I should've been a dentist. |
Spoken Alright girls, come on. | |
Move it along. | |
Don' t dillydally, | |
Men are waiting. | |
Gentlemen! | |
Come on in, right on in, | |
To our temple of sin, | |
The sensual land, sublime | |
With multiple versions | |
Of every perversion | |
And women of every kind | |
If you' re a fellow | |
Who likes a bordello | |
With something on for a change, | |
Two dollars more, | |
You can have a dead whore | |
We specialize in the strange | |
If you get lucky this evening | |
And one takes you up for a whirl | |
Might I suggest you look under the dress | |
' Cause we can' t tell the boys from the girls here! | |
Tragedy! At the cathouse tonight! | |
Come and see | |
Why we like to call our cathouse | |
Tragedy! | |
What a curious sight! | |
Our female selection | |
Is not quite perfection | |
It' s like biting into a bitter confection | |
At Cathouse Tragedy! | |
There' s an Asian albino | |
And as far as I know | |
She has the prosthetic eye | |
And if you approve it | |
She' ll gladly remove it | |
If you tire of her thighs | |
Don' t be alarmed | |
By the girl with no arms | |
She' s actually quite a treat | |
And if you wanna | |
She' ll peel your banana | |
She' s bloody good with her feet! | |
If you get lucky this evening | |
And one takes you up for a spin | |
Might be suggestin' | |
A lamby intestine | |
You don' t know where these girls have been! | |
Tragedy! At the cathouse tonight! | |
Come and see | |
Why we like to call our cathouse | |
Tragedy! | |
It' s a curious sight! | |
Our female selection | |
Is not quite perfection | |
It' s like biting into a bitter confection | |
At Cathouse Tragedy! | |
They called you pretty | |
In your hometown | |
Not to be petty, | |
But here in the city, | |
You' re not all that pretty, | |
You' re lucky we keep you around! | |
Now get back to work! | |
Come on in to the cathouse! | |
We' ve got pussies of every kind! | |
We have black, white and yellow and red ones! | |
And only one or two are feline! | |
I' m your benevolent MC | |
And I' m here to make sure they behave | |
Sure, they smell like cheese | |
And they' re full of disease, | |
But just think of the money you' ll save! | |
Tragedy! At the cathouse tonight! | |
Come and see | |
Why we like to call our cathouse | |
Tragedy! | |
It' s a curious sight! | |
Our female collection | |
Is not quite perfection | |
It' s like biting into a bitter confection | |
At Cathouse Tragedy! | |
At the Cathouse Tragedy! | |
Spoken Alright girls, come on, move it along. | |
I don' t want to be here anymore than you. | |
Ahh, I should' ve been a dentist. |
Spoken Alright girls, come on. | |
Move it along. | |
Don' t dillydally, | |
Men are waiting. | |
Gentlemen! | |
Come on in, right on in, | |
To our temple of sin, | |
The sensual land, sublime | |
With multiple versions | |
Of every perversion | |
And women of every kind | |
If you' re a fellow | |
Who likes a bordello | |
With something on for a change, | |
Two dollars more, | |
You can have a dead whore | |
We specialize in the strange | |
If you get lucky this evening | |
And one takes you up for a whirl | |
Might I suggest you look under the dress | |
' Cause we can' t tell the boys from the girls here! | |
Tragedy! At the cathouse tonight! | |
Come and see | |
Why we like to call our cathouse | |
Tragedy! | |
What a curious sight! | |
Our female selection | |
Is not quite perfection | |
It' s like biting into a bitter confection | |
At Cathouse Tragedy! | |
There' s an Asian albino | |
And as far as I know | |
She has the prosthetic eye | |
And if you approve it | |
She' ll gladly remove it | |
If you tire of her thighs | |
Don' t be alarmed | |
By the girl with no arms | |
She' s actually quite a treat | |
And if you wanna | |
She' ll peel your banana | |
She' s bloody good with her feet! | |
If you get lucky this evening | |
And one takes you up for a spin | |
Might be suggestin' | |
A lamby intestine | |
You don' t know where these girls have been! | |
Tragedy! At the cathouse tonight! | |
Come and see | |
Why we like to call our cathouse | |
Tragedy! | |
It' s a curious sight! | |
Our female selection | |
Is not quite perfection | |
It' s like biting into a bitter confection | |
At Cathouse Tragedy! | |
They called you pretty | |
In your hometown | |
Not to be petty, | |
But here in the city, | |
You' re not all that pretty, | |
You' re lucky we keep you around! | |
Now get back to work! | |
Come on in to the cathouse! | |
We' ve got pussies of every kind! | |
We have black, white and yellow and red ones! | |
And only one or two are feline! | |
I' m your benevolent MC | |
And I' m here to make sure they behave | |
Sure, they smell like cheese | |
And they' re full of disease, | |
But just think of the money you' ll save! | |
Tragedy! At the cathouse tonight! | |
Come and see | |
Why we like to call our cathouse | |
Tragedy! | |
It' s a curious sight! | |
Our female collection | |
Is not quite perfection | |
It' s like biting into a bitter confection | |
At Cathouse Tragedy! | |
At the Cathouse Tragedy! | |
Spoken Alright girls, come on, move it along. | |
I don' t want to be here anymore than you. | |
Ahh, I should' ve been a dentist. |