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When I was a young man |
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Who traveled 'round the world. |
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And I've been with every kind of girl |
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I think I slept with half the population of Japan. |
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It's nothing strange; It's normal for a man. |
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Back then our president, |
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He really raised the bar for |
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Getting stuck, caught in the cookie jar. |
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He gave a new meaning to having an intern on your staff. |
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It's nothing strange; It's normal for a man. |
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Then he went on TV, and lied through his teeth. |
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Rattled off excuses for what made him cheat. |
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What I wouldn't give to see somebody take a stand. |
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Just grow a pair and fess up and say: |
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It's normal for a man. |
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When you are a Tiger |
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And have a gorgeous wife. |
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Sometimes you just get tired of your life. |
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If you eat filet mignon each day eventually you'll want Spam. |
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It's nothing strange; It's normal for a man. |
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Take that motorcycle man |
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Who wed a movie star. |
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While she made films, he trolled around in bars. |
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He bed a stripper with a Nazi tattoo on her ass. |
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It's nothing strange; It's normal for a man. |
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Then he went on TV, and lied through his teeth. |
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Rattled off excuses for what made him cheat. |
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What I wouldn't give to see somebody take a stand. |
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Just grow a pair and fess up and say: |
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It's normal for a man. |
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We men we have our predilection |
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We'll cheat if given half a chance. |
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There ain't such thing as sex-addiction. |
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We're just horny bastards |
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And we can't keep it in our pants. |
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It's perfectly normal, perfectly natural. |
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Now I'm old and wiser |
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And have a lovely wife. |
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And I'll be true to her for all my life. |
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I ain't sayin' that I'm special or that I'm a superman. |
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I guess I'm just too old and tired |
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To do what's normal for a man. |
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But I did I wouldn't go lyin' through my teeth. |
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And rattle off excuses for what made me cheat. |
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I'd be the one to finally come along and take a stand. |
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I'd show my pair and fess up and say: |
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It's normal for a man! |
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And you would leave and I'd be lonely. |
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I'd hit the bar and wreck my health, |
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I'd cry and say I ruined everything. |
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Don't be sad for me, it's nothing strange. |
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It's normal for a man. |
