everybody Hates Ned Flanders

everybody Hates Ned Flanders 歌词

歌曲 everybody Hates Ned Flanders
歌手 The Simpsons
专辑 The Simpsons: Testify
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[00:00.79] Homer:Christmas in December!
[00:02.42] Wow, wow, wow!
[00:04.48] Give me tons of presents
[00:06.25] Now, now, now!
[00:08.32] Flanders:Hey, hey, Homer! Writing a new Christmas carol?
[00:10.98] Homer:Maybe.
[00:11.68] Flanders:Well, the bible says it's fun to do stuff together.
[00:14.90] There's a stranger in the manger,
[00:15.75] And his name is love.
[00:17.22] Take it, Homer.
[00:18.46] Oh, I got it. You want me to stay out here and work on the chorus.
[00:23.32] Homer:Flanders, I am a patient, reasonable, handsome man. But even I have my limits.
[00:28.43] Now beat it!
[00:30.59] Flanders:Why, thank you, Homer. It's a Popsicle and my favorite flavor: plain.
[00:39.97] Homer:How'm I supposed to write a song with that stupid jerk bothering me all the time and—?
[00:45.35] Wait a minute.
[00:49.34] Everybody in the U.S.A.
[00:52.65] Hates their stupid neighbor,
[00:54.45] He's Flanders and he's really really lame.
[00:59.30] Flanders tried to wreck my song,
[01:01.11] His views on birth control are wrong.
[01:03.20] I hate his guts and Flanders is his name.
[01:07.65] Homer, Lenny and Carl:F-L-A-N-R-D-S!
[01:09.78] Homer:He's the man that I hate best!
[01:11.81] I'd like to see his house go up in flames!
[01:18.49] David Byrne:Excuse me, I've been researching indigenous music of Springfield
[01:22.40] and couldn't help but overhear your delightfully cruel hate song.
[01:25.50] Carl:David Byrne?
[01:26.98] Moe:Singer, artist, director, composer, Talking Head.
[01:30.33] David Byrne:And I used to wrestle under the name El Diablo
[01:33.71] Lenny:I thought that was Phillip Glass.
[01:35.39] David Byrne:Yeah, he wishes.
[01:37.12] Homer:Hey, mister, if you like my song, do you wanna buy a tape? It's already rewound.
[01:41.68] David Byrne:No, thank you. But I would like to sing it with you, and produce it.
[01:45.53] Homer:Fine.
[01:50.15] Lenny and Carl:F-L-A,
[01:51.34] Homer:His name is Ned!
[01:52.48] Lenny and Carl:E-R-S,
[01:53.43] Homer:It's a stupid name!
[01:54.84] He's worse than Frankenstein
[01:57.60] Or Dr. No!
[01:59.31] David Byrne:You can't upset him even slightly,
[02:02.83] He just smiles and nods politely,
[02:04.63] Then goes home and worships nightly,
[02:06.82] His Leftorium is an emporium of woe!
[02:10.53] Lenny and Carl:F-L-A,
[02:11.41] Homer:Don't yell at Ned!
[02:12.68] Lenny and Carl:D-E-R,
[02:13.85] Homer:His wife is dead!
[02:15.40] Everybody hates that stupid jerk!
[02:19.48] David Byrne:Springfield rocks with Homer's joyous loathing,
[02:23.83] Filling clubs with angry Valentinos.
[02:28.86] You don't have to move your feet,
[02:30.72] Just hate Flanders to the disco beat.
[02:32.96] Homer and David Byrne:He's your perky, peppy, nightmare neighborino!
[02:37.20] Homer and David Byrne: If you despise polite left-handers,
[02:39.44] Then I doubt you'll like Ned Flanders
[02:42.30] Or his creepy little offspring, Rod and Todd.
[02:46.66] Audience:F-L-A!
[02:47.42] Apu:His name is Ned!
[02:48.65] Audience:E-R-S!
[02:49.61] Apu:He is so white bread!
[02:50.98] Homer and Choir:The smiling mustache geek who walks with God!
[02:55.91] Reverend Lovejoy:Mass dismissed.
[02:59.23] DJ:We're halfway through our "Same Song Six-Pack"!
[03:02.43] Now, let's hear William Shatner's version of "Everybody Hates Ned Flanders!"
[03:06.81] Marge:Another cover? My God, let it die!
[03:12.89] William Shatner:Everybody...
[03:14.32] In the U.S...
[03:16.10] A...
[03:17.15] Hates...their...
[03:18.70] Stupid...neighbor...
[03:21.20] He's the Flanders...man...
[03:23.48] The Flanders, man...
[03:26.20] Flanders...
[03:28.10] Marge:I am so sick of that song!
[03:30.58] Homer:Oof, me, too! I've come to hate my own creation! Now I know how God feels.
[03:41.58] Homer:This dude ranch is gonna be great. A whole week without hearing that stupid song.
[03:46.60] David Byrne:You won't think it's stupid when you hear the Extended Salsa Mix!
[03:52.18] ?No nos gusta Flanders!
[03:53.60] ?Es un hombre estupido!
[03:56.43] ?No nos gusta Flanders!
[03:57.88] Marge:Watch it, Mr. Byrne! You'll slip on the Simoniz!
[04:00.63] David Byrne:Simoniz?
[04:05.68] Moe:Woah! Woah!
[04:07.10] David Byrne:Can you take me to the hospital?
[04:08.83] Moe:Yeah, no problem.
[00:00.79] Homer: Christmas in December!
[00:02.42] Wow, wow, wow!
[00:04.48] Give me tons of presents
[00:06.25] Now, now, now!
[00:08.32] Flanders: Hey, hey, Homer! Writing a new Christmas carol?
[00:10.98] Homer: Maybe.
[00:11.68] Flanders: Well, the bible says it' s fun to do stuff together.
[00:14.90] There' s a stranger in the manger,
[00:15.75] And his name is love.
[00:17.22] Take it, Homer.
[00:18.46] Oh, I got it. You want me to stay out here and work on the chorus.
[00:23.32] Homer: Flanders, I am a patient, reasonable, handsome man. But even I have my limits.
[00:28.43] Now beat it!
[00:30.59] Flanders: Why, thank you, Homer. It' s a Popsicle and my favorite flavor: plain.
[00:39.97] Homer: How' m I supposed to write a song with that stupid jerk bothering me all the time and?
[00:45.35] Wait a minute.
[00:49.34] Everybody in the U. S. A.
[00:52.65] Hates their stupid neighbor,
[00:54.45] He' s Flanders and he' s really really lame.
[00:59.30] Flanders tried to wreck my song,
[01:01.11] His views on birth control are wrong.
[01:03.20] I hate his guts and Flanders is his name.
[01:07.65] Homer, Lenny and Carl: FLANRDS!
[01:09.78] Homer: He' s the man that I hate best!
[01:11.81] I' d like to see his house go up in flames!
[01:18.49] David Byrne: Excuse me, I' ve been researching indigenous music of Springfield
[01:22.40] and couldn' t help but overhear your delightfully cruel hate song.
[01:25.50] Carl: David Byrne?
[01:26.98] Moe: Singer, artist, director, composer, Talking Head.
[01:30.33] David Byrne: And I used to wrestle under the name El Diablo
[01:33.71] Lenny: I thought that was Phillip Glass.
[01:35.39] David Byrne: Yeah, he wishes.
[01:37.12] Homer: Hey, mister, if you like my song, do you wanna buy a tape? It' s already rewound.
[01:41.68] David Byrne: No, thank you. But I would like to sing it with you, and produce it.
[01:45.53] Homer: Fine.
[01:50.15] Lenny and Carl: FLA,
[01:51.34] Homer: His name is Ned!
[01:52.48] Lenny and Carl: ERS,
[01:53.43] Homer: It' s a stupid name!
[01:54.84] He' s worse than Frankenstein
[01:57.60] Or Dr. No!
[01:59.31] David Byrne: You can' t upset him even slightly,
[02:02.83] He just smiles and nods politely,
[02:04.63] Then goes home and worships nightly,
[02:06.82] His Leftorium is an emporium of woe!
[02:10.53] Lenny and Carl: FLA,
[02:11.41] Homer: Don' t yell at Ned!
[02:12.68] Lenny and Carl: DER,
[02:13.85] Homer: His wife is dead!
[02:15.40] Everybody hates that stupid jerk!
[02:19.48] David Byrne: Springfield rocks with Homer' s joyous loathing,
[02:23.83] Filling clubs with angry Valentinos.
[02:28.86] You don' t have to move your feet,
[02:30.72] Just hate Flanders to the disco beat.
[02:32.96] Homer and David Byrne: He' s your perky, peppy, nightmare neighborino!
[02:37.20] Homer and David Byrne: If you despise polite lefthanders,
[02:39.44] Then I doubt you' ll like Ned Flanders
[02:42.30] Or his creepy little offspring, Rod and Todd.
[02:46.66] Audience: FLA!
[02:47.42] Apu: His name is Ned!
[02:48.65] Audience: ERS!
[02:49.61] Apu: He is so white bread!
[02:50.98] Homer and Choir: The smiling mustache geek who walks with God!
[02:55.91] Reverend Lovejoy: Mass dismissed.
[02:59.23] DJ: We' re halfway through our " Same Song SixPack"!
[03:02.43] Now, let' s hear William Shatner' s version of " Everybody Hates Ned Flanders!"
[03:06.81] Marge: Another cover? My God, let it die!
[03:12.89] William Shatner: Everybody...
[03:14.32] In the U. S...
[03:16.10] A...
[03:17.15] Hates... their...
[03:18.70] Stupid... neighbor...
[03:21.20] He' s the Flanders... man...
[03:23.48] The Flanders, man...
[03:26.20] Flanders...
[03:28.10] Marge: I am so sick of that song!
[03:30.58] Homer: Oof, me, too! I' ve come to hate my own creation! Now I know how God feels.
[03:41.58] Homer: This dude ranch is gonna be great. A whole week without hearing that stupid song.
[03:46.60] David Byrne: You won' t think it' s stupid when you hear the Extended Salsa Mix!
[03:52.18] ? No nos gusta Flanders!
[03:53.60] ? Es un hombre estupido!
[03:56.43] ? No nos gusta Flanders!
[03:57.88] Marge: Watch it, Mr. Byrne! You' ll slip on the Simoniz!
[04:00.63] David Byrne: Simoniz?
[04:05.68] Moe: Woah! Woah!
[04:07.10] David Byrne: Can you take me to the hospital?
[04:08.83] Moe: Yeah, no problem.
[00:00.79] Homer: Christmas in December!
[00:02.42] Wow, wow, wow!
[00:04.48] Give me tons of presents
[00:06.25] Now, now, now!
[00:08.32] Flanders: Hey, hey, Homer! Writing a new Christmas carol?
[00:10.98] Homer: Maybe.
[00:11.68] Flanders: Well, the bible says it' s fun to do stuff together.
[00:14.90] There' s a stranger in the manger,
[00:15.75] And his name is love.
[00:17.22] Take it, Homer.
[00:18.46] Oh, I got it. You want me to stay out here and work on the chorus.
[00:23.32] Homer: Flanders, I am a patient, reasonable, handsome man. But even I have my limits.
[00:28.43] Now beat it!
[00:30.59] Flanders: Why, thank you, Homer. It' s a Popsicle and my favorite flavor: plain.
[00:39.97] Homer: How' m I supposed to write a song with that stupid jerk bothering me all the time and?
[00:45.35] Wait a minute.
[00:49.34] Everybody in the U. S. A.
[00:52.65] Hates their stupid neighbor,
[00:54.45] He' s Flanders and he' s really really lame.
[00:59.30] Flanders tried to wreck my song,
[01:01.11] His views on birth control are wrong.
[01:03.20] I hate his guts and Flanders is his name.
[01:07.65] Homer, Lenny and Carl: FLANRDS!
[01:09.78] Homer: He' s the man that I hate best!
[01:11.81] I' d like to see his house go up in flames!
[01:18.49] David Byrne: Excuse me, I' ve been researching indigenous music of Springfield
[01:22.40] and couldn' t help but overhear your delightfully cruel hate song.
[01:25.50] Carl: David Byrne?
[01:26.98] Moe: Singer, artist, director, composer, Talking Head.
[01:30.33] David Byrne: And I used to wrestle under the name El Diablo
[01:33.71] Lenny: I thought that was Phillip Glass.
[01:35.39] David Byrne: Yeah, he wishes.
[01:37.12] Homer: Hey, mister, if you like my song, do you wanna buy a tape? It' s already rewound.
[01:41.68] David Byrne: No, thank you. But I would like to sing it with you, and produce it.
[01:45.53] Homer: Fine.
[01:50.15] Lenny and Carl: FLA,
[01:51.34] Homer: His name is Ned!
[01:52.48] Lenny and Carl: ERS,
[01:53.43] Homer: It' s a stupid name!
[01:54.84] He' s worse than Frankenstein
[01:57.60] Or Dr. No!
[01:59.31] David Byrne: You can' t upset him even slightly,
[02:02.83] He just smiles and nods politely,
[02:04.63] Then goes home and worships nightly,
[02:06.82] His Leftorium is an emporium of woe!
[02:10.53] Lenny and Carl: FLA,
[02:11.41] Homer: Don' t yell at Ned!
[02:12.68] Lenny and Carl: DER,
[02:13.85] Homer: His wife is dead!
[02:15.40] Everybody hates that stupid jerk!
[02:19.48] David Byrne: Springfield rocks with Homer' s joyous loathing,
[02:23.83] Filling clubs with angry Valentinos.
[02:28.86] You don' t have to move your feet,
[02:30.72] Just hate Flanders to the disco beat.
[02:32.96] Homer and David Byrne: He' s your perky, peppy, nightmare neighborino!
[02:37.20] Homer and David Byrne: If you despise polite lefthanders,
[02:39.44] Then I doubt you' ll like Ned Flanders
[02:42.30] Or his creepy little offspring, Rod and Todd.
[02:46.66] Audience: FLA!
[02:47.42] Apu: His name is Ned!
[02:48.65] Audience: ERS!
[02:49.61] Apu: He is so white bread!
[02:50.98] Homer and Choir: The smiling mustache geek who walks with God!
[02:55.91] Reverend Lovejoy: Mass dismissed.
[02:59.23] DJ: We' re halfway through our " Same Song SixPack"!
[03:02.43] Now, let' s hear William Shatner' s version of " Everybody Hates Ned Flanders!"
[03:06.81] Marge: Another cover? My God, let it die!
[03:12.89] William Shatner: Everybody...
[03:14.32] In the U. S...
[03:16.10] A...
[03:17.15] Hates... their...
[03:18.70] Stupid... neighbor...
[03:21.20] He' s the Flanders... man...
[03:23.48] The Flanders, man...
[03:26.20] Flanders...
[03:28.10] Marge: I am so sick of that song!
[03:30.58] Homer: Oof, me, too! I' ve come to hate my own creation! Now I know how God feels.
[03:41.58] Homer: This dude ranch is gonna be great. A whole week without hearing that stupid song.
[03:46.60] David Byrne: You won' t think it' s stupid when you hear the Extended Salsa Mix!
[03:52.18] ? No nos gusta Flanders!
[03:53.60] ? Es un hombre estupido!
[03:56.43] ? No nos gusta Flanders!
[03:57.88] Marge: Watch it, Mr. Byrne! You' ll slip on the Simoniz!
[04:00.63] David Byrne: Simoniz?
[04:05.68] Moe: Woah! Woah!
[04:07.10] David Byrne: Can you take me to the hospital?
[04:08.83] Moe: Yeah, no problem.
[00:00.79] 十二月的圣诞节
[00:02.42] 哇哦哇哦哇哦
[00:04.48] 给我一对礼物吧
[00:06.25] 来吧来吧来吧
[00:08.32] 嘿 homer 在写圣诞新歌吗
[00:10.98] 可能是吧
[00:11.68] 圣经说一起做一件事是很有趣的
[00:14.90] 马槽里有一个你不认识的人
[00:15.75] 他名叫爱
[00:17.22] 该你了 homer
[00:18.46] 我懂了 你想让我在外面帮你想这音乐
[00:23.32] Flanders 我是一个耐心 理性 帅气的男人 但就是我也有下限
[00:28.43] 所以你快走吧
[00:30.59] 谢谢了 homer 这种味道的冰棒我最喜欢了 没味道
[00:39.97] 这该死的 一点也不好 我还怎么写歌 那个脑残混账一直打扰我
[00:45.35] 等等
[00:49.34] 每一个美国人
[00:52.65] 都恨他们的蠢货邻居
[00:54.45] 他就是Flanders 一个大大大衰人
[00:59.30] Flanders想毁了我的歌
[01:01.11] 他对计划生育的看法是错的
[01:03.20] 我恨他的本来面目 Flanders就是他的名字
[01:07.65] F-L-A-N-R-D-S
[01:09.78] 他就是我最恨的人
[01:11.81] 我多想看着他的房子着火
[01:18.49] 你们好 我一直在搜寻春天镇本地的音乐
[01:22.40] 然后我就听到了你那让人愉快的长恨歌
[01:25.50] David Byrne?
[01:26.98] 歌手 艺术家 作曲家 导演 传声头?
[01:30.33] 还化名EI Diablo 参加过摔跤比赛
[01:33.71] 我以为他是Philip Glass
[01:35.39] 切 他想得美
[01:37.12] 嘿先生 要是你那么喜欢我的歌 怎么不买一盘磁带 已经到开头了哟
[01:41.68] 不用了 但我愿意跟你合唱 把这首歌推广到全美
[01:45.53] 好吧
[01:50.15] F-L-A
[01:51.34] 他名字是Ned
[01:52.48] E-R-S
[01:53.43] 真是个傻缺名
[01:54.84] 他比弗莱肯斯坦甚至诺博士
[01:57.60] 还可怕
[01:59.31] 你都不能哪怕有一点点地激怒他
[02:02.83] 他只会礼貌地点头微笑
[02:04.63] 然后回到家中彻夜祷告
[02:06.82] 他的左撇子商店也真是悲催到家了
[02:10.53] F-L-A
[02:11.41] 不要吼Ned
[02:12.68] D-E-R
[02:13.85] 他的老婆死掉啦
[02:15.40] 大家都恨死那个二货了
[02:19.48] 春田被Homer那欢乐的长恨歌震撼了
[02:23.83] 潮男潮女们都进到夜店里听这首歌
[02:28.86] 你都可以不动脚
[02:30.72] 只用跟着节拍恨Flanders
[02:32.96] 他就是你神气 活泼 噩梦一般的绝世好邻居
[02:37.20] 如果你讨厌有礼貌的左撇子
[02:39.44] 那我估计你会喜欢上Ned Flanders
[02:42.30] 或者他的两个怪孩子Rod和Todd
[02:46.66] F-L-A
[02:47.42] 他的名字是Ned
[02:48.65] E-R-S
[02:49.61] 他真是很白净
[02:50.98] 这微笑的 胡子拉碴的 尾随上帝的呆子
[02:55.91] 诸位解散
[02:59.23] 我们已经听完单曲六连放的一半了
[03:02.43] 现在一起来听听《人人都恨Flanders》的William Shatner版本
[03:06.81] 又一个版本?天呐 让它过去行不
[03:12.89] 每一个
[03:14.32] 美国
[03:16.10]
[03:17.15] 都恨他们的
[03:18.70] 傻蛋邻居
[03:21.20] 他就是Flanders
[03:23.48] Flanders
[03:26.20] Flanders
[03:28.10] 我实在受够那首歌曲了
[03:30.58] 我也是 我居然都开始讨厌起自己的创作了 可算知道上帝是什么感受了
[03:41.58] 好兄弟大牧场肯定是个好地方 一整个星期都不用听到那首该死的歌了
[03:46.60] 听到萨尔萨舞加长混音版 你就不会觉得这首歌该死了
[03:52.18] 我们不喜欢Flanders
[03:53.60] 这是一个二货
[03:56.43] 我们不喜欢Flanders
[03:57.88] 小心点Byrne先生 你会从引擎盖上滑下来的
[04:00.63] 滑下来?
[04:05.68] 噢噢噢噢
[04:07.10] 你能带我去医院吗?
[04:08.83] 可以呀 没问题 (Moe和David Byrne要上演危情十日了)
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