歌曲 | everybody Hates Ned Flanders |
歌手 | The Simpsons |
专辑 | The Simpsons: Testify |
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[00:00.79] | Homer:Christmas in December! |
[00:02.42] | Wow, wow, wow! |
[00:04.48] | Give me tons of presents |
[00:06.25] | Now, now, now! |
[00:08.32] | Flanders:Hey, hey, Homer! Writing a new Christmas carol? |
[00:10.98] | Homer:Maybe. |
[00:11.68] | Flanders:Well, the bible says it's fun to do stuff together. |
[00:14.90] | There's a stranger in the manger, |
[00:15.75] | And his name is love. |
[00:17.22] | Take it, Homer. |
[00:18.46] | Oh, I got it. You want me to stay out here and work on the chorus. |
[00:23.32] | Homer:Flanders, I am a patient, reasonable, handsome man. But even I have my limits. |
[00:28.43] | Now beat it! |
[00:30.59] | Flanders:Why, thank you, Homer. It's a Popsicle and my favorite flavor: plain. |
[00:39.97] | Homer:How'm I supposed to write a song with that stupid jerk bothering me all the time and—? |
[00:45.35] | Wait a minute. |
[00:49.34] | Everybody in the U.S.A. |
[00:52.65] | Hates their stupid neighbor, |
[00:54.45] | He's Flanders and he's really really lame. |
[00:59.30] | Flanders tried to wreck my song, |
[01:01.11] | His views on birth control are wrong. |
[01:03.20] | I hate his guts and Flanders is his name. |
[01:07.65] | Homer, Lenny and Carl:F-L-A-N-R-D-S! |
[01:09.78] | Homer:He's the man that I hate best! |
[01:11.81] | I'd like to see his house go up in flames! |
[01:18.49] | David Byrne:Excuse me, I've been researching indigenous music of Springfield |
[01:22.40] | and couldn't help but overhear your delightfully cruel hate song. |
[01:25.50] | Carl:David Byrne? |
[01:26.98] | Moe:Singer, artist, director, composer, Talking Head. |
[01:30.33] | David Byrne:And I used to wrestle under the name El Diablo |
[01:33.71] | Lenny:I thought that was Phillip Glass. |
[01:35.39] | David Byrne:Yeah, he wishes. |
[01:37.12] | Homer:Hey, mister, if you like my song, do you wanna buy a tape? It's already rewound. |
[01:41.68] | David Byrne:No, thank you. But I would like to sing it with you, and produce it. |
[01:45.53] | Homer:Fine. |
[01:50.15] | Lenny and Carl:F-L-A, |
[01:51.34] | Homer:His name is Ned! |
[01:52.48] | Lenny and Carl:E-R-S, |
[01:53.43] | Homer:It's a stupid name! |
[01:54.84] | He's worse than Frankenstein |
[01:57.60] | Or Dr. No! |
[01:59.31] | David Byrne:You can't upset him even slightly, |
[02:02.83] | He just smiles and nods politely, |
[02:04.63] | Then goes home and worships nightly, |
[02:06.82] | His Leftorium is an emporium of woe! |
[02:10.53] | Lenny and Carl:F-L-A, |
[02:11.41] | Homer:Don't yell at Ned! |
[02:12.68] | Lenny and Carl:D-E-R, |
[02:13.85] | Homer:His wife is dead! |
[02:15.40] | Everybody hates that stupid jerk! |
[02:19.48] | David Byrne:Springfield rocks with Homer's joyous loathing, |
[02:23.83] | Filling clubs with angry Valentinos. |
[02:28.86] | You don't have to move your feet, |
[02:30.72] | Just hate Flanders to the disco beat. |
[02:32.96] | Homer and David Byrne:He's your perky, peppy, nightmare neighborino! |
[02:37.20] | Homer and David Byrne: If you despise polite left-handers, |
[02:39.44] | Then I doubt you'll like Ned Flanders |
[02:42.30] | Or his creepy little offspring, Rod and Todd. |
[02:46.66] | Audience:F-L-A! |
[02:47.42] | Apu:His name is Ned! |
[02:48.65] | Audience:E-R-S! |
[02:49.61] | Apu:He is so white bread! |
[02:50.98] | Homer and Choir:The smiling mustache geek who walks with God! |
[02:55.91] | Reverend Lovejoy:Mass dismissed. |
[02:59.23] | DJ:We're halfway through our "Same Song Six-Pack"! |
[03:02.43] | Now, let's hear William Shatner's version of "Everybody Hates Ned Flanders!" |
[03:06.81] | Marge:Another cover? My God, let it die! |
[03:12.89] | William Shatner:Everybody... |
[03:14.32] | In the U.S... |
[03:16.10] | A... |
[03:17.15] | Hates...their... |
[03:18.70] | Stupid...neighbor... |
[03:21.20] | He's the Flanders...man... |
[03:23.48] | The Flanders, man... |
[03:26.20] | Flanders... |
[03:28.10] | Marge:I am so sick of that song! |
[03:30.58] | Homer:Oof, me, too! I've come to hate my own creation! Now I know how God feels. |
[03:41.58] | Homer:This dude ranch is gonna be great. A whole week without hearing that stupid song. |
[03:46.60] | David Byrne:You won't think it's stupid when you hear the Extended Salsa Mix! |
[03:52.18] | ?No nos gusta Flanders! |
[03:53.60] | ?Es un hombre estupido! |
[03:56.43] | ?No nos gusta Flanders! |
[03:57.88] | Marge:Watch it, Mr. Byrne! You'll slip on the Simoniz! |
[04:00.63] | David Byrne:Simoniz? |
[04:05.68] | Moe:Woah! Woah! |
[04:07.10] | David Byrne:Can you take me to the hospital? |
[04:08.83] | Moe:Yeah, no problem. |
[00:00.79] | Homer: Christmas in December! |
[00:02.42] | Wow, wow, wow! |
[00:04.48] | Give me tons of presents |
[00:06.25] | Now, now, now! |
[00:08.32] | Flanders: Hey, hey, Homer! Writing a new Christmas carol? |
[00:10.98] | Homer: Maybe. |
[00:11.68] | Flanders: Well, the bible says it' s fun to do stuff together. |
[00:14.90] | There' s a stranger in the manger, |
[00:15.75] | And his name is love. |
[00:17.22] | Take it, Homer. |
[00:18.46] | Oh, I got it. You want me to stay out here and work on the chorus. |
[00:23.32] | Homer: Flanders, I am a patient, reasonable, handsome man. But even I have my limits. |
[00:28.43] | Now beat it! |
[00:30.59] | Flanders: Why, thank you, Homer. It' s a Popsicle and my favorite flavor: plain. |
[00:39.97] | Homer: How' m I supposed to write a song with that stupid jerk bothering me all the time and? |
[00:45.35] | Wait a minute. |
[00:49.34] | Everybody in the U. S. A. |
[00:52.65] | Hates their stupid neighbor, |
[00:54.45] | He' s Flanders and he' s really really lame. |
[00:59.30] | Flanders tried to wreck my song, |
[01:01.11] | His views on birth control are wrong. |
[01:03.20] | I hate his guts and Flanders is his name. |
[01:07.65] | Homer, Lenny and Carl: FLANRDS! |
[01:09.78] | Homer: He' s the man that I hate best! |
[01:11.81] | I' d like to see his house go up in flames! |
[01:18.49] | David Byrne: Excuse me, I' ve been researching indigenous music of Springfield |
[01:22.40] | and couldn' t help but overhear your delightfully cruel hate song. |
[01:25.50] | Carl: David Byrne? |
[01:26.98] | Moe: Singer, artist, director, composer, Talking Head. |
[01:30.33] | David Byrne: And I used to wrestle under the name El Diablo |
[01:33.71] | Lenny: I thought that was Phillip Glass. |
[01:35.39] | David Byrne: Yeah, he wishes. |
[01:37.12] | Homer: Hey, mister, if you like my song, do you wanna buy a tape? It' s already rewound. |
[01:41.68] | David Byrne: No, thank you. But I would like to sing it with you, and produce it. |
[01:45.53] | Homer: Fine. |
[01:50.15] | Lenny and Carl: FLA, |
[01:51.34] | Homer: His name is Ned! |
[01:52.48] | Lenny and Carl: ERS, |
[01:53.43] | Homer: It' s a stupid name! |
[01:54.84] | He' s worse than Frankenstein |
[01:57.60] | Or Dr. No! |
[01:59.31] | David Byrne: You can' t upset him even slightly, |
[02:02.83] | He just smiles and nods politely, |
[02:04.63] | Then goes home and worships nightly, |
[02:06.82] | His Leftorium is an emporium of woe! |
[02:10.53] | Lenny and Carl: FLA, |
[02:11.41] | Homer: Don' t yell at Ned! |
[02:12.68] | Lenny and Carl: DER, |
[02:13.85] | Homer: His wife is dead! |
[02:15.40] | Everybody hates that stupid jerk! |
[02:19.48] | David Byrne: Springfield rocks with Homer' s joyous loathing, |
[02:23.83] | Filling clubs with angry Valentinos. |
[02:28.86] | You don' t have to move your feet, |
[02:30.72] | Just hate Flanders to the disco beat. |
[02:32.96] | Homer and David Byrne: He' s your perky, peppy, nightmare neighborino! |
[02:37.20] | Homer and David Byrne: If you despise polite lefthanders, |
[02:39.44] | Then I doubt you' ll like Ned Flanders |
[02:42.30] | Or his creepy little offspring, Rod and Todd. |
[02:46.66] | Audience: FLA! |
[02:47.42] | Apu: His name is Ned! |
[02:48.65] | Audience: ERS! |
[02:49.61] | Apu: He is so white bread! |
[02:50.98] | Homer and Choir: The smiling mustache geek who walks with God! |
[02:55.91] | Reverend Lovejoy: Mass dismissed. |
[02:59.23] | DJ: We' re halfway through our " Same Song SixPack"! |
[03:02.43] | Now, let' s hear William Shatner' s version of " Everybody Hates Ned Flanders!" |
[03:06.81] | Marge: Another cover? My God, let it die! |
[03:12.89] | William Shatner: Everybody... |
[03:14.32] | In the U. S... |
[03:16.10] | A... |
[03:17.15] | Hates... their... |
[03:18.70] | Stupid... neighbor... |
[03:21.20] | He' s the Flanders... man... |
[03:23.48] | The Flanders, man... |
[03:26.20] | Flanders... |
[03:28.10] | Marge: I am so sick of that song! |
[03:30.58] | Homer: Oof, me, too! I' ve come to hate my own creation! Now I know how God feels. |
[03:41.58] | Homer: This dude ranch is gonna be great. A whole week without hearing that stupid song. |
[03:46.60] | David Byrne: You won' t think it' s stupid when you hear the Extended Salsa Mix! |
[03:52.18] | ? No nos gusta Flanders! |
[03:53.60] | ? Es un hombre estupido! |
[03:56.43] | ? No nos gusta Flanders! |
[03:57.88] | Marge: Watch it, Mr. Byrne! You' ll slip on the Simoniz! |
[04:00.63] | David Byrne: Simoniz? |
[04:05.68] | Moe: Woah! Woah! |
[04:07.10] | David Byrne: Can you take me to the hospital? |
[04:08.83] | Moe: Yeah, no problem. |
[00:00.79] | Homer: Christmas in December! |
[00:02.42] | Wow, wow, wow! |
[00:04.48] | Give me tons of presents |
[00:06.25] | Now, now, now! |
[00:08.32] | Flanders: Hey, hey, Homer! Writing a new Christmas carol? |
[00:10.98] | Homer: Maybe. |
[00:11.68] | Flanders: Well, the bible says it' s fun to do stuff together. |
[00:14.90] | There' s a stranger in the manger, |
[00:15.75] | And his name is love. |
[00:17.22] | Take it, Homer. |
[00:18.46] | Oh, I got it. You want me to stay out here and work on the chorus. |
[00:23.32] | Homer: Flanders, I am a patient, reasonable, handsome man. But even I have my limits. |
[00:28.43] | Now beat it! |
[00:30.59] | Flanders: Why, thank you, Homer. It' s a Popsicle and my favorite flavor: plain. |
[00:39.97] | Homer: How' m I supposed to write a song with that stupid jerk bothering me all the time and? |
[00:45.35] | Wait a minute. |
[00:49.34] | Everybody in the U. S. A. |
[00:52.65] | Hates their stupid neighbor, |
[00:54.45] | He' s Flanders and he' s really really lame. |
[00:59.30] | Flanders tried to wreck my song, |
[01:01.11] | His views on birth control are wrong. |
[01:03.20] | I hate his guts and Flanders is his name. |
[01:07.65] | Homer, Lenny and Carl: FLANRDS! |
[01:09.78] | Homer: He' s the man that I hate best! |
[01:11.81] | I' d like to see his house go up in flames! |
[01:18.49] | David Byrne: Excuse me, I' ve been researching indigenous music of Springfield |
[01:22.40] | and couldn' t help but overhear your delightfully cruel hate song. |
[01:25.50] | Carl: David Byrne? |
[01:26.98] | Moe: Singer, artist, director, composer, Talking Head. |
[01:30.33] | David Byrne: And I used to wrestle under the name El Diablo |
[01:33.71] | Lenny: I thought that was Phillip Glass. |
[01:35.39] | David Byrne: Yeah, he wishes. |
[01:37.12] | Homer: Hey, mister, if you like my song, do you wanna buy a tape? It' s already rewound. |
[01:41.68] | David Byrne: No, thank you. But I would like to sing it with you, and produce it. |
[01:45.53] | Homer: Fine. |
[01:50.15] | Lenny and Carl: FLA, |
[01:51.34] | Homer: His name is Ned! |
[01:52.48] | Lenny and Carl: ERS, |
[01:53.43] | Homer: It' s a stupid name! |
[01:54.84] | He' s worse than Frankenstein |
[01:57.60] | Or Dr. No! |
[01:59.31] | David Byrne: You can' t upset him even slightly, |
[02:02.83] | He just smiles and nods politely, |
[02:04.63] | Then goes home and worships nightly, |
[02:06.82] | His Leftorium is an emporium of woe! |
[02:10.53] | Lenny and Carl: FLA, |
[02:11.41] | Homer: Don' t yell at Ned! |
[02:12.68] | Lenny and Carl: DER, |
[02:13.85] | Homer: His wife is dead! |
[02:15.40] | Everybody hates that stupid jerk! |
[02:19.48] | David Byrne: Springfield rocks with Homer' s joyous loathing, |
[02:23.83] | Filling clubs with angry Valentinos. |
[02:28.86] | You don' t have to move your feet, |
[02:30.72] | Just hate Flanders to the disco beat. |
[02:32.96] | Homer and David Byrne: He' s your perky, peppy, nightmare neighborino! |
[02:37.20] | Homer and David Byrne: If you despise polite lefthanders, |
[02:39.44] | Then I doubt you' ll like Ned Flanders |
[02:42.30] | Or his creepy little offspring, Rod and Todd. |
[02:46.66] | Audience: FLA! |
[02:47.42] | Apu: His name is Ned! |
[02:48.65] | Audience: ERS! |
[02:49.61] | Apu: He is so white bread! |
[02:50.98] | Homer and Choir: The smiling mustache geek who walks with God! |
[02:55.91] | Reverend Lovejoy: Mass dismissed. |
[02:59.23] | DJ: We' re halfway through our " Same Song SixPack"! |
[03:02.43] | Now, let' s hear William Shatner' s version of " Everybody Hates Ned Flanders!" |
[03:06.81] | Marge: Another cover? My God, let it die! |
[03:12.89] | William Shatner: Everybody... |
[03:14.32] | In the U. S... |
[03:16.10] | A... |
[03:17.15] | Hates... their... |
[03:18.70] | Stupid... neighbor... |
[03:21.20] | He' s the Flanders... man... |
[03:23.48] | The Flanders, man... |
[03:26.20] | Flanders... |
[03:28.10] | Marge: I am so sick of that song! |
[03:30.58] | Homer: Oof, me, too! I' ve come to hate my own creation! Now I know how God feels. |
[03:41.58] | Homer: This dude ranch is gonna be great. A whole week without hearing that stupid song. |
[03:46.60] | David Byrne: You won' t think it' s stupid when you hear the Extended Salsa Mix! |
[03:52.18] | ? No nos gusta Flanders! |
[03:53.60] | ? Es un hombre estupido! |
[03:56.43] | ? No nos gusta Flanders! |
[03:57.88] | Marge: Watch it, Mr. Byrne! You' ll slip on the Simoniz! |
[04:00.63] | David Byrne: Simoniz? |
[04:05.68] | Moe: Woah! Woah! |
[04:07.10] | David Byrne: Can you take me to the hospital? |
[04:08.83] | Moe: Yeah, no problem. |
[00:00.79] | 十二月的圣诞节 |
[00:02.42] | 哇哦哇哦哇哦 |
[00:04.48] | 给我一对礼物吧 |
[00:06.25] | 来吧来吧来吧 |
[00:08.32] | 嘿 homer 在写圣诞新歌吗 |
[00:10.98] | 可能是吧 |
[00:11.68] | 圣经说一起做一件事是很有趣的 |
[00:14.90] | 马槽里有一个你不认识的人 |
[00:15.75] | 他名叫爱 |
[00:17.22] | 该你了 homer |
[00:18.46] | 我懂了 你想让我在外面帮你想这音乐 |
[00:23.32] | Flanders 我是一个耐心 理性 帅气的男人 但就是我也有下限 |
[00:28.43] | 所以你快走吧 |
[00:30.59] | 谢谢了 homer 这种味道的冰棒我最喜欢了 没味道 |
[00:39.97] | 这该死的 一点也不好 我还怎么写歌 那个脑残混账一直打扰我 |
[00:45.35] | 等等 |
[00:49.34] | 每一个美国人 |
[00:52.65] | 都恨他们的蠢货邻居 |
[00:54.45] | 他就是Flanders 一个大大大衰人 |
[00:59.30] | Flanders想毁了我的歌 |
[01:01.11] | 他对计划生育的看法是错的 |
[01:03.20] | 我恨他的本来面目 Flanders就是他的名字 |
[01:07.65] | F-L-A-N-R-D-S |
[01:09.78] | 他就是我最恨的人 |
[01:11.81] | 我多想看着他的房子着火 |
[01:18.49] | 你们好 我一直在搜寻春天镇本地的音乐 |
[01:22.40] | 然后我就听到了你那让人愉快的长恨歌 |
[01:25.50] | David Byrne? |
[01:26.98] | 歌手 艺术家 作曲家 导演 传声头? |
[01:30.33] | 还化名EI Diablo 参加过摔跤比赛 |
[01:33.71] | 我以为他是Philip Glass |
[01:35.39] | 切 他想得美 |
[01:37.12] | 嘿先生 要是你那么喜欢我的歌 怎么不买一盘磁带 已经到开头了哟 |
[01:41.68] | 不用了 但我愿意跟你合唱 把这首歌推广到全美 |
[01:45.53] | 好吧 |
[01:50.15] | F-L-A |
[01:51.34] | 他名字是Ned |
[01:52.48] | E-R-S |
[01:53.43] | 真是个傻缺名 |
[01:54.84] | 他比弗莱肯斯坦甚至诺博士 |
[01:57.60] | 还可怕 |
[01:59.31] | 你都不能哪怕有一点点地激怒他 |
[02:02.83] | 他只会礼貌地点头微笑 |
[02:04.63] | 然后回到家中彻夜祷告 |
[02:06.82] | 他的左撇子商店也真是悲催到家了 |
[02:10.53] | F-L-A |
[02:11.41] | 不要吼Ned |
[02:12.68] | D-E-R |
[02:13.85] | 他的老婆死掉啦 |
[02:15.40] | 大家都恨死那个二货了 |
[02:19.48] | 春田被Homer那欢乐的长恨歌震撼了 |
[02:23.83] | 潮男潮女们都进到夜店里听这首歌 |
[02:28.86] | 你都可以不动脚 |
[02:30.72] | 只用跟着节拍恨Flanders |
[02:32.96] | 他就是你神气 活泼 噩梦一般的绝世好邻居 |
[02:37.20] | 如果你讨厌有礼貌的左撇子 |
[02:39.44] | 那我估计你会喜欢上Ned Flanders |
[02:42.30] | 或者他的两个怪孩子Rod和Todd |
[02:46.66] | F-L-A |
[02:47.42] | 他的名字是Ned |
[02:48.65] | E-R-S |
[02:49.61] | 他真是很白净 |
[02:50.98] | 这微笑的 胡子拉碴的 尾随上帝的呆子 |
[02:55.91] | 诸位解散 |
[02:59.23] | 我们已经听完单曲六连放的一半了 |
[03:02.43] | 现在一起来听听《人人都恨Flanders》的William Shatner版本 |
[03:06.81] | 又一个版本?天呐 让它过去行不 |
[03:12.89] | 每一个 |
[03:14.32] | 美国 |
[03:16.10] | 人 |
[03:17.15] | 都恨他们的 |
[03:18.70] | 傻蛋邻居 |
[03:21.20] | 他就是Flanders |
[03:23.48] | Flanders |
[03:26.20] | Flanders |
[03:28.10] | 我实在受够那首歌曲了 |
[03:30.58] | 我也是 我居然都开始讨厌起自己的创作了 可算知道上帝是什么感受了 |
[03:41.58] | 好兄弟大牧场肯定是个好地方 一整个星期都不用听到那首该死的歌了 |
[03:46.60] | 听到萨尔萨舞加长混音版 你就不会觉得这首歌该死了 |
[03:52.18] | 我们不喜欢Flanders |
[03:53.60] | 这是一个二货 |
[03:56.43] | 我们不喜欢Flanders |
[03:57.88] | 小心点Byrne先生 你会从引擎盖上滑下来的 |
[04:00.63] | 滑下来? |
[04:05.68] | 噢噢噢噢 |
[04:07.10] | 你能带我去医院吗? |
[04:08.83] | 可以呀 没问题 (Moe和David Byrne要上演危情十日了) |