a Star Is TornMedley

a Star Is TornMedley 歌词

歌曲 a Star Is TornMedley
歌手 The Simpsons
专辑 The Simpsons: Testify
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Homer:Look, Cameron's about to sing the song I wrote for him!
[00:00.63] Homer:Here you go, honey. Sing this!
[00:02.10] Lisa:how did you write a song so quickly?
[00:03.93] Homer:Much of the tune is plagiarized. Now go go go!
[00:08.19] Lisa:I've been to Paris and London
[00:10.94] And Tokyo town,
[00:13.73] But one crazy 'berg
[00:15.84] Has 'em all beat hands down.
[00:20.59] Sideshow Mel:Jacksonville?
[00:21.65] Lisa:I'm talkin' Springfield!
[00:23.28] You can buy chimichangas.
[00:24.91] Talkin' Springfield!
[00:27.92] The chicks with big gazongas?
[00:29.90] There's tires on fire,
[00:30.70] A guy named Apu,
[00:37.98] And Skinner and Grampa
[00:39.62] And old Disco Stu.
[00:41.95] Did I forget to mention you?
[00:44.20] Lenny:"You"? That's me!
[00:45.61] Lisa:I'm talkin' Springfield
[00:48.35] Where nobody sucks!
[00:53.97] Except for Flanders.
[01:01.50] Krusty:Awwwwww...I get it I get it! She's good! Looks like they love you, kid!
[01:06.53] And the audience is always right!
[01:09.17] I wish I could say the same thing about my stockbroker!
[01:13.42] Homer:Don't worry, honey. The song I wrote you is so shmaltzy,
[01:16.70] it'll make "Moon River" sound like a farting orangutan!
[01:21.54] Lisa:My kitty died
[01:24.45] On Christmas Eve.
[01:27.78] Daddy told me to be brave.
[01:33.93] But instead of singing carols,
[01:37.39] I was digging Snowball's grave.
[01:47.29] Lenny:Oh God, I miss Lisa's cat so much.
[01:58.62] Krusty:This is our final night! Thirty contestants have already fallen through our Buzz Cola trap door!
[02:07.95] Hey, you're supposed to clean this out every night! Whadaya mean "Talk to your chop stuey"?!
[02:14.84] Neh! Now, let's welcome the first of our two finalists: Lisa Simpson!
[02:24.39] Lisa:Ladies and gentlemen, I have a confession to make.
[02:27.33] I didn't have my usual songwriter tonight, so I took a stab at writing my own song.
[02:32.91] Something that expresses what's really in my heart. Bernie, if you please.
[02:39.12] I'm in the final two,
[02:41.55] I should be happy.
[02:44.77] But all I want to do
[02:47.33] Is spend more time
[02:49.73] With my pappy.
[02:53.68] Now that you're gone, Dad,
[02:56.27] I miss you so much.
[02:58.86] And your threats against teamsters
[03:01.74] And techies and such.
[03:04.77] Your management style
[03:06.79] Is like Attila the Hun.
[03:09.82] You were vicious, malicious,
[03:12.97] But you got the job done.
[03:16.30] I'm sorry I hurt you,
[03:19.25] Now please don't be sad.
[03:22.22] You're no longer my coach
[03:25.11] But you're always my dad.
[03:39.78] Homer:Ladies and Gentlemen, My Daughter, Lisa Simpson!
[03:49.15] Krusty: Even the Applause-O-Meter is crying. Ah. That's better. Oh! Ooh! OW!!
[03:53.30] He's about to learn the most important lesson in the music business:
[03:57.43] Don't trust people in the music business.
[04:01.79] Cameron:I'm a privileged boy,
[04:03.15] It's great, I gotta tell ya!
[04:04.84] Privileged boy,
[04:06.15] My dad can buy and sell ya!
[04:07.66] It really doesn't matter
[04:08.97] That you're on the list in front of me
[04:10.58] I'm gonna get your table,
[04:11.73] Cuz I always tip the maitre d'
[04:13.40] And then I'll go to Yale
[04:14.70] Because I am a legacy!
[04:16.68] I'm better than you!
[04:25.83] Carl:You suck, Johnny Rainbow!
[04:27.70] Lenny:I believed in you!
[00:00.63] 拿着这个 亲爱的 就唱这首
[00:02.10] 你怎么写的这么快
[00:03.93] 很多旋律都是我抄的 现在 上上上
[00:08.19] 我曾经去过巴黎 伦敦
[00:10.94] 还有东京
[00:13.73] 可是一个疯狂的小镇
[00:15.84] 阻止了所有击打的力量
[00:20.59] Jacksonville?
[00:21.65] 我说的是春田镇
[00:23.28] 你可以买到美胸
[00:24.91] 说到春田镇
[00:27.92] 这里的女孩咪咪很大?
[00:29.90] 那里有着火的轮胎
[00:30.70] 一个叫Apu的家伙
[00:37.98] 还有Skinner 和爷爷
[00:39.62] 还有迪斯科Stu
[00:41.95] 我难道忘了提到你?
[00:44.20] 你?那说的是我
[00:45.61] 我说的是春田镇
[00:48.35] 镇上的人都很棒
[00:53.97] 除了Flanders一家
[01:06.53] 观众永远是对的
[01:09.17] 我希望我可以对我的股票经纪人这么说
[01:13.42] 别担心 亲爱的 我给你写的歌这么伤感
[01:16.70] 跟这个歌比起来 月亮河听起来就像猩猩放的屁
[01:21.54] 我的猫咪死了
[01:24.45] 在平安夜死去
[01:27.78] 爸爸叫我勇敢一点
[01:33.93] 本该唱颂歌的时候
[01:37.39] 我却在挖Snowball的坟墓
[01:47.29] 天 我好想念Lisa的猫
[01:58.62] 今夜是总决赛之夜 已经有30个竞赛者被我们的Buzz Cola舞台淘汰了
[02:07.95] 嘿 你应该负责每天晚上清除里面的东西的 你什么意思 和你们舞台负责人谈?
[02:14.84] 现在让我们现在欢迎剩余两人中的第一个
[02:24.39] 女士们先生们 我要做个自白
[02:27.33] 今夜我常用的作词人不再和我合作 所以我非常的痛苦 才自己写了首歌
[02:32.91] 说的是一些我心中的真实感受 Bernie 麻烦你了
[02:39.12] 我是前两名
[02:41.55] 我本该很高兴
[02:44.77] 但我最想的
[02:47.33] 就是多点时间
[02:49.73] 跟我爸爸在一起
[02:53.68] 可是你已经离开了 爸爸
[02:56.27] 我很想你
[02:58.86] 想你对我对手
[03:01.74] 和那些工作人员的威胁
[03:04.77] 你那样的管理风格
[03:06.79] 很像Attila the Hun
[03:09.82] 你是邪恶的 恶毒的
[03:12.97] 但是你能完成工作
[03:16.30] 我很抱歉曾伤害过你
[03:19.25] 但是不要难过
[03:22.22] 你不再是我的教练
[03:25.11] 可是你永远是我的爸爸
[03:39.78] <歌词错位>
[03:49.15] 连掌声测量仪都哭了呢 噢 糟了 那是电池的酸液
[03:53.30] 他将会学到音乐行业中最重要的一课
[03:57.43] 不要相信音乐行业中的人
[04:01.79] 我是个有特权的孩子
[04:03.15] 这很棒 我要告诉你
[04:04.84] 一个有特权的孩子
[04:06.15] 我爸爸可以买你也可以卖你
[04:07.66] 这一点也不重要
[04:08.97] 就算你在名单上比我排得靠前
[04:10.58] 我照样可以拿到你预定的桌子
[04:11.73] 因为我总是给小费给的很大方
[04:13.40] 我还要去耶鲁大学
[04:14.70] 因为我爸妈都是那里的
[04:16.68] 我比你强
[04:25.83] 你烂爆了 Johnny Rainbow
[04:27.70] 我居然相信了你
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