"Yokel Chords" Medley

"Yokel Chords" Medley 歌词

歌曲 "Yokel Chords" Medley
歌手 The Simpsons
专辑 The Simpsons: Testify
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Cletus:Hey, kids, the plow mule done burst a girl critter!
[01:51.10] Cletus:Hey, kids, the plow mule done burst a girl critter!
[00:36.60] Seymour Skinner:How do we gag a blabbermouth like Lisa?
[00:39.73] Superintendent Chalmers:How do we crush her First Amendment rights?
[00:43.57] Seymour Skinner:How do we stop her writing up what she saw?
[00:47.47] Superintendent Chalmers:Would she shut her trap?
[00:49.37] Seymour Skinner:For a gift card from the Gap?
[00:53.70] Skinner and Chalmers:She might.
[00:55.60] Teachers:Oh, how do we stop a royal pain like Lisa?
[00:59.12] How do we make this righteous less uptight?
[01:15.62] Lisa:You asked to see me?
[01:16.93] Seymour Skinner:Lisa, would you consider tutoring Cletus's children?
[01:20.24] Superintendent Chalmers:You'll be happy, they'll be happy, and I can go home and enjoy some delicious fondue.
[01:24.76] Seymour Skinner:Made with...fondue set I bought you for Christmas?
[01:27.28] Superintendent Chalmers:No. So what do you say, Lisa?
[01:29.41] Lisa:Me? A tutor.
[01:37.30] The hillbilly tykes
[01:40.13] Will become my tutees.
[01:55.58] Kid:These colorful bumps is funny.
[01:57.70] Lisa:And guess what? Ben and Ken the Street Magic Men are only the beginning.
[02:01.62] The city is a treasure trove of culture and multiculture.
[02:09.40] Mistos and lattes and grandes and ventis
[02:12.41] Browsing at bookstores with fat cognoscenti.
[02:15.80] Comic Book Guy:Books about Dali, Degas, and Miro,
[02:18.88] Those are the folks that you yokels should know.
[02:25.46] Lisa:Pretentious laughs at Bunuel retrospectives
[02:28.66] Outsider art made by mental defectives.
[02:31.91] Kid #1:Enjoying opry that ain't grand or ole.
[02:34.97] Kid #2:Comparing Jim Carrey to Dario Fo!
[02:38.68] Lisa:Your minds are opening! Take it home!
[02:42.20] Man:Eating tapas
[02:43.43] Boy:Freestyle rap-as.
[02:45.00] Lisa:Mrs. Skinner is Mame.
[02:47.87] Agnes Skinner:I'll charm the husk right off of your corn!
[02:49.74] Lisa and Kids:We finally experienced cultural things
[02:52.81] And now they don't seem
[02:56.20] So lame!
[03:03.11] Krusty:What a number! You kids got talent! And I should know, I used to have it.
[03:13.22] Kid #1:I have eight teeth goin' on seven teeth.
[03:16.93] Kid #2:I have a curvy spine.
[03:20.83] Kid #1:We live on landfill...
[03:22.79] Kid #2:And feast on roadkill...
[03:24.86] Kid #1:While we all drink moonshine.
[01:51.10] Cletus:嘿 孩子们 耕地里生出了一个牛马小孩
[00:36.60] Seymour Skinner:我们怎样才能让长舌妇Lisa闭嘴?
[00:39.73] Superintendent Chalmers:我们怎样废除她的第一修正案?
[00:43.57] Seymour Skinner:我们怎样让她停止揭露现实?
[00:47.47] Superintendent Chalmers:她会管好她的嘴吗?
[00:49.37] Seymour Skinner:如果给她一张Gap消费卷?
[00:53.70] Skinner and Chalmers:很有可能哦
[00:55.60] Teachers:我们怎样才能组织让人头疼的Lisa?
[00:59.12] 我们怎样让这位公正小姐缓一缓?
[01:15.62] Lisa:你叫我过来?
[01:16.93] Seymour Skinner:Lisa,让你来辅导Cletus的小孩怎样?
[01:20.24] Superintendent Chalmers:你会开心,他们也会开心,我也可以回家享受那美味的干奶酪
[01:24.76] Seymour Skinner:那个去年圣诞我送你的干奶酪吧?
[01:27.28] Superintendent Chalmers:不是,那你看怎么样,Lisa?
[01:29.41] Lisa:我?当辅导员?
[01:37.30] 乡里的小淘气们
[01:40.13] 将成为我的学生
[01:51.10] Cletus:嘿 孩子们 耕地里生出了一个牛马小孩
[01:55.58] Kid:这些卖艺者真好玩
[01:57.70] Lisa:你知道吗?Ben and Ken魔人大街仅仅是个开始
[02:01.62] 这座城镇是个文化聚宝盆 而且是多元文化式的
[02:09.40] Mistos a和 lattes 和 grandes 和 ventis
[02:12.41] 跟宅男一起在店里白看书
[02:15.80] Comic Book Guy:关于Dali, Degas, 和 Miro的书
[02:18.88] 你们这些孩子应该了解一些
[02:25.46] Lisa:大声嘲笑Bunuel的电影回顾
[02:31.91] Kid #1:欣赏既无聊又乏味的歌剧
[02:34.97] Kid #2:拿 Jim Carrey 和 Dario Fo的作品比较
[02:38.68] Lisa:你们的眼界打开了 把它带回家去
[02:42.20] Man:吃餐前小吃
[02:43.43] Boy:看rap表演
[02:45.00] Lisa:Skinner 夫人是名媛
[02:47.87] Agnes Skinner:我的玉米皮胳膊把你迷住了
[02:49.74] Lisa and Kids:我们终于弄懂了这个叫文化的东西
[02:52.81] 现在看起来
[02:56.20] 他们没那么烂
[03:03.11] Krusty:唱的真棒啊!你们这些孩子真有天赋!这让我想到了我以前的自己也是才华横溢.
[03:13.22] Kid #1:我有的八颗牙变成了七颗
[03:16.93] Kid #2:我有个弯脊梁
[03:20.83] Kid #1:我们生活在垃圾堆里
[03:22.79] Kid #2:我们靠吃路边死掉的动物为生
[03:24.86] Kid #1:我们还喝自己酿的烈酒
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