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Shary Bobbins:It's eight o'clock, children. Time for bed. |
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Lisa:But we're not sleepy. |
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Bart:Sing us a song, Shary Bobbins. |
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Lisa:Yes, sing us a song! |
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Shary Bobbins:I've been singing you songs all day, I'm not a bloody jukebox! Oh, all right. |
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In front of a tavern, |
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Flat on his face, |
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A boozehound named Barney |
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Is pleading his case. |
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Barney:Buy me a beer, |
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Two bucks a glass. |
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Come on, help me, |
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I'm freezing my ass! |
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Buy me brandy, |
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A snifter of wine. |
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Who am I kidding? |
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I'll drink turpentine. |
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Moe:Move it, ya drunk, |
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Or I'll blast your rear end! |
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Barney:I've found two bucks. |
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Moe:Then come in, my friend. |
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Shary Bobbins:And so, let us leave, |
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On this heartwarming scene. |
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Bart:Can I be a boozehound? |
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Homer:Not till you're fifteen. |
