歌曲 | Let’s Generalize About Men |
歌手 | Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Cast |
歌手 | Rachel Bloom |
歌手 | Donna Lynne Champlin |
歌手 | Vella Lovell |
歌手 | Gabrielle Ruiz |
专辑 | Crazy Ex-Girlfriend: Season 3 (Original Television Soundtrack) |
下载 | Image LRC TXT |
[00:00.000] | 作曲 : Rachel Bloom/Adam Schlesinger/Jack Dolgen /Aline Brosh McKenna |
[00:01.000] | 作词 : Rachel Bloom/Adam Schlesinger/Jack Dolgen /Aline Brosh McKenna |
[00:14.000] | Right now we’re angry and sad |
[00:17.000] | It’s our right to get righteously mad |
[00:20.000] | At every member of the opposite *** |
[00:22.800] | Oh god, we hate them |
[00:25.000] | |
[00:27.500] | Let’s not distinguish between them at all |
[00:31.000] | Let’s just drink a lot more alcohol |
[00:34.000] | And then high five each other as we make a bunch of blanket statements |
[00:40.500] | Let’s generalize about men |
[00:44.000] | Let’s generalize about men |
[00:47.000] | Let’s take one bad thing about one man |
[00:51.000] | And apply it to all of them |
[00:54.500] | Let’s conflate all the guys |
[00:56.000] | Let’s generalize about men |
[00:59.000] | |
[01:02.000] | All men are completely repressed |
[01:04.800] | Uh-huh |
[01:05.800] | All men only want to have *** |
[01:08.500] | There are no exceptions, all three billion men are like this |
[01:12.800] | All 3.6 billion men |
[01:15.500] | All men are emotionally stunned |
[01:18.800] | When asked how they feel every man’s always grunted |
[01:22.300] | And why do men never listen and only think about themselves, |
[01:25.000] | as opposed to women who always listen and never think about themselves |
[01:29.000] | Oh, I hear you, girl |
[01:30.800] | |
[01:31.000] | Let’s generalize about men |
[01:34.000] | Let’s generalize about men |
[01:37.800] | Let’s get super lit, and not admit |
[01:41.500] | this is some kind of primal ritual we need now and then |
[01:44.800] | Maybe our spirits will rise if we generalize about men |
[01:49.300] | All men are stupid and childish |
[01:52.000] | Even the ones who are "smart and mature" |
[01:55.800] | All every man does every day |
[01:58.800] | is watch porn, eat wings, burp, fart, and snore |
[02:02.300] | |
[02:02.800] | Wait, what about gay men? |
[02:03.800] | Oh, no, they are fine. |
[02:04.800] | Gay men are all really great |
[02:08.000] | Every single one |
[02:11.000] | They’re never mean, just sassy |
[02:13.500] | They’re all completely adorable and fun |
[02:18.000] | |
[02:18.500] | So let’s focus for now on straight men |
[02:21.500] | Let’s just generalize about them |
[02:24.800] | They’re all monsters. |
[02:26.300] | They’re murderers. |
[02:27.300] | They’re rapists. |
[02:28.300] | Totally. |
[02:29.300] | Wait, I have sons! |
[02:31.800] | Your sons are gonna be rapists |
[00:00.000] | zuo qu : Rachel Bloom Adam Schlesinger Jack Dolgen Aline Brosh McKenna |
[00:01.000] | zuo ci : Rachel Bloom Adam Schlesinger Jack Dolgen Aline Brosh McKenna |
[00:14.000] | Right now we' re angry and sad |
[00:17.000] | It' s our right to get righteously mad |
[00:20.000] | At every member of the opposite |
[00:22.800] | Oh god, we hate them |
[00:25.000] | |
[00:27.500] | Let' s not distinguish between them at all |
[00:31.000] | Let' s just drink a lot more alcohol |
[00:34.000] | And then high five each other as we make a bunch of blanket statements |
[00:40.500] | Let' s generalize about men |
[00:44.000] | Let' s generalize about men |
[00:47.000] | Let' s take one bad thing about one man |
[00:51.000] | And apply it to all of them |
[00:54.500] | Let' s conflate all the guys |
[00:56.000] | Let' s generalize about men |
[00:59.000] | |
[01:02.000] | All men are completely repressed |
[01:04.800] | Uhhuh |
[01:05.800] | All men only want to have |
[01:08.500] | There are no exceptions, all three billion men are like this |
[01:12.800] | All 3. 6 billion men |
[01:15.500] | All men are emotionally stunned |
[01:18.800] | When asked how they feel every man' s always grunted |
[01:22.300] | And why do men never listen and only think about themselves, |
[01:25.000] | as opposed to women who always listen and never think about themselves |
[01:29.000] | Oh, I hear you, girl |
[01:30.800] | |
[01:31.000] | Let' s generalize about men |
[01:34.000] | Let' s generalize about men |
[01:37.800] | Let' s get super lit, and not admit |
[01:41.500] | this is some kind of primal ritual we need now and then |
[01:44.800] | Maybe our spirits will rise if we generalize about men |
[01:49.300] | All men are stupid and childish |
[01:52.000] | Even the ones who are " smart and mature" |
[01:55.800] | All every man does every day |
[01:58.800] | is watch porn, eat wings, burp, fart, and snore |
[02:02.300] | |
[02:02.800] | Wait, what about gay men? |
[02:03.800] | Oh, no, they are fine. |
[02:04.800] | Gay men are all really great |
[02:08.000] | Every single one |
[02:11.000] | They' re never mean, just sassy |
[02:13.500] | They' re all completely adorable and fun |
[02:18.000] | |
[02:18.500] | So let' s focus for now on straight men |
[02:21.500] | Let' s just generalize about them |
[02:24.800] | They' re all monsters. |
[02:26.300] | They' re murderers. |
[02:27.300] | They' re rapists. |
[02:28.300] | Totally. |
[02:29.300] | Wait, I have sons! |
[02:31.800] | Your sons are gonna be rapists |
[00:00.000] | zuò qǔ : Rachel Bloom Adam Schlesinger Jack Dolgen Aline Brosh McKenna |
[00:01.000] | zuò cí : Rachel Bloom Adam Schlesinger Jack Dolgen Aline Brosh McKenna |
[00:14.000] | Right now we' re angry and sad |
[00:17.000] | It' s our right to get righteously mad |
[00:20.000] | At every member of the opposite |
[00:22.800] | Oh god, we hate them |
[00:25.000] | |
[00:27.500] | Let' s not distinguish between them at all |
[00:31.000] | Let' s just drink a lot more alcohol |
[00:34.000] | And then high five each other as we make a bunch of blanket statements |
[00:40.500] | Let' s generalize about men |
[00:44.000] | Let' s generalize about men |
[00:47.000] | Let' s take one bad thing about one man |
[00:51.000] | And apply it to all of them |
[00:54.500] | Let' s conflate all the guys |
[00:56.000] | Let' s generalize about men |
[00:59.000] | |
[01:02.000] | All men are completely repressed |
[01:04.800] | Uhhuh |
[01:05.800] | All men only want to have |
[01:08.500] | There are no exceptions, all three billion men are like this |
[01:12.800] | All 3. 6 billion men |
[01:15.500] | All men are emotionally stunned |
[01:18.800] | When asked how they feel every man' s always grunted |
[01:22.300] | And why do men never listen and only think about themselves, |
[01:25.000] | as opposed to women who always listen and never think about themselves |
[01:29.000] | Oh, I hear you, girl |
[01:30.800] | |
[01:31.000] | Let' s generalize about men |
[01:34.000] | Let' s generalize about men |
[01:37.800] | Let' s get super lit, and not admit |
[01:41.500] | this is some kind of primal ritual we need now and then |
[01:44.800] | Maybe our spirits will rise if we generalize about men |
[01:49.300] | All men are stupid and childish |
[01:52.000] | Even the ones who are " smart and mature" |
[01:55.800] | All every man does every day |
[01:58.800] | is watch porn, eat wings, burp, fart, and snore |
[02:02.300] | |
[02:02.800] | Wait, what about gay men? |
[02:03.800] | Oh, no, they are fine. |
[02:04.800] | Gay men are all really great |
[02:08.000] | Every single one |
[02:11.000] | They' re never mean, just sassy |
[02:13.500] | They' re all completely adorable and fun |
[02:18.000] | |
[02:18.500] | So let' s focus for now on straight men |
[02:21.500] | Let' s just generalize about them |
[02:24.800] | They' re all monsters. |
[02:26.300] | They' re murderers. |
[02:27.300] | They' re rapists. |
[02:28.300] | Totally. |
[02:29.300] | Wait, I have sons! |
[02:31.800] | Your sons are gonna be rapists |
[00:14.000] | 现在我们既气愤又悲伤 |
[00:17.000] | 正当的愤怒是我们的权力 |
[00:20.000] | 针对另一性别群体中的每个成员 |
[00:22.800] | 天哪,我们恨他们 |
[00:25.000] | |
[00:27.500] | 别去计较他们之间的区别了 |
[00:31.000] | 再多喝一大堆酒 |
[00:34.000] | 然后相互击掌的同时,作出一系列大而泛的宣言 |
[00:40.500] | 让我们来一概而论男性吧 |
[00:44.000] | 让我们来一概而论男性吧 |
[00:47.000] | 让我们来举出一个男人的一个缺点 |
[00:51.000] | 然后将它推广到所有男人身上 |
[00:54.500] | 让我们将所有男人视为一个整体 |
[00:56.000] | 让我们来一概而论男性吧 |
[00:59.000] | |
[01:02.000] | 所有男人都完全是压抑的 |
[01:04.800] | 嗯哼 |
[01:05.800] | 所有男人都只想** |
[01:08.500] | 没有例外,所有三十亿男人都这样 |
[01:12.800] | 所有36亿男人 |
[01:15.500] | 所有男人都不会体悟自己的情绪 |
[01:18.800] | 当问到他们感觉怎么样时,所有男人都只会支支吾吾 |
[01:22.300] | 而且为什么男人从来不倾听并且只会考虑他们自己, |
[01:25.000] | 相反女人总是倾听并且从来不考虑她们自己 |
[01:29.000] | 就是酱紫! |
[01:30.800] | |
[01:31.000] | 让我们来一概而论男性吧 |
[01:34.000] | 让我们来一概而论男性吧 |
[01:37.800] | 让我们喝到超嗨,并且拒不承认 |
[01:41.500] | 这差不多是一种我们时不时需要的原始仪式 |
[01:44.800] | 也许我们的精神能好些,如果我们一概而论男性的话 |
[01:49.300] | 所有男人都愚蠢而幼稚 |
[01:52.000] | 甚至那些“智慧而成熟”的家伙也一样 |
[01:55.800] | 所有男人每天干的事 |
[01:58.800] | 就是看**、吃鸡翅、打嗝、**和打呼噜! |
[02:02.300] | |
[02:02.800] | 等等,那些同*恋男怎么说? |
[02:03.800] | 哦,他们没问题 |
[02:04.800] | 同*恋男都好棒的 |
[02:08.000] | 每一个都是 |
[02:11.000] | 他们从不刻薄,而是自信稍过 |
[02:13.500] | 他们都是完全可爱而有趣的 |
[02:18.000] | |
[02:18.500] | 所以现在先让我们关注直男吧 |
[02:21.500] | 让我们只是一概而论他们吧 |
[02:24.800] | 他们都是恶魔。 |
[02:26.300] | 他们是**犯。 |
[02:27.300] | 他们是**犯。 |
[02:28.300] | 绝对的。 |
[02:29.300] | 等等,我有儿子! |
[02:31.800] | 你儿子将会成为**犯 |