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This weekend on Weazel! |
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Will you look at the size of |
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that thing ladies and gentlemen! |
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There's the real world, and then there's ours! |
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Kill him! Take him! We want blood! |
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My god! Thunderbeast is out of the ring, |
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and he's stabbed Dr. Diabalo |
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with his sea crawl-serpent! |
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That's a triple roundhouse |
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hail-jussive-grabble smash! |
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You don't see THAT very often! |
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You're a woman! Shoot his face! |
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There are gods, and there is man. |
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And one must fight for |
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the Intergalactic Wrestling Title this weekend! |
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You can't run, Hammerfist! |
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When I stick your head between my legs |
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and pile-drive you up and down repeatedly, |
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then you'll know what kind of man I am! |
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It's entirely believable sports action! |
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Grown men fighting in leotards |
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with their bare hands and thighs! |
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This is manly! Not homoerotic! |
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See as Thunderbeast fights the |
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primordial force of Brontosaurus Rex, |
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the wrestling caveman that |
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drags his woman around the ring by her hair! |
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The wrestling match that |
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the world has been waiting for! |
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And watch the group wrestling match that |
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has some saying we gone too far! |
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Six men! One ring! No way out but down! |
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Watch the epic battle and |
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wonder at all human culture! |
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Sunday night on Weazel TV! |
