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Whoa, yeah! |
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You've got a 65 |
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Chevy Malibu |
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With automatic drive, a custom paint job too |
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I'll trade you for my old wheelbarrow |
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And a slightly-used sombrero |
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And I'll even throw in a stapler, if you insist |
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Craigslist |
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I'm on Craigslist, baby, come on |
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YeahWell, we shared a quick glance |
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Saturday at the mall |
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I never took a chance, never approached you at all |
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You were a blonde half- |
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Asian with a bad case of gas |
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I was wearin' red |
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Speedos and a hockey mask |
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Come on, let's find that love connection that we missed |
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On Craigslist |
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Yeah, Craigslist, come on |
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I'm on Craigslist, baby |
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Maybe you are too |
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Bee bomp a chonk a donk bim bang boo |
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An open letter to the snotty barista |
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At the Coffee |
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Bean on San |
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Vicente Boulevard: |
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I know there were 20 people behind me in line |
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But I was on a cell phone call with my mother |
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Didn't you see me hold up my index finger? |
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That means |
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I'll order my soy decaf hazelnut latte in just a couple minutes |
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So what's with the attitude, lady? |
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No tip for you |
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Got a trash can of |
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Styrofoam peanuts, you can have em for free |
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You can drop by on the weekend and pick em up from me |
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But the trash can ain't part of the deal |
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Only givin' you the peanuts, get real |
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Don't have no |
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Hefty bags, so bring your own |
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Don't bug me with questions on the phone |
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Don't ask for help, don't waste my time |
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And don't complain, cause they won't cost you a dime |
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Just ask yourself |
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Do you want my |
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Styrofoam peanuts? |
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You can have my |
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Styrofoam peanuts |
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Do you want my |
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Styrofoam peanuts? |
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You can have 'em all |
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They're on |
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Craigslist, yeah |
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Craigslist, oh baby, come on |
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I'm on Craigslist, |
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Craigslist, |
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Craigslist |
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I'm on Craigslist, |
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Craigslist, |
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Craigslist now |
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Craigslist |
