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[Intro:] |
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Hello Americans |
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My name is George Bush, and I'm goin' to do a rap for ya'll |
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Check it out |
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[Verse 1:] |
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Bitch I'm from Texas |
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We're homophobic and sexist |
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And if these Mexicans keep comin in I'm a dismember em |
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You don't see me in El Paso, selling their tacos |
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Shit in my el bano, I'll cut off your asshole |
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God damnit, don't even talk about the faggots |
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If I ever seen one singin the national anthem I'm a strangle em |
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Hell nah they can't get married, but they can fight in the military |
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Hopefully they'll end up buried in a cemetery |
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I don't even consider em people |
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Go ahead put 'em in the front lines |
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Next to them negroes |
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But I'm not racist |
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Colin Powell's like my brother, aright I admit it I hate 'I'm |
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Where's Dick Cheney at? Probably off in Iraq |
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Findin some oil to tap, tell em I got up on that |
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And y'all still think it was Bin Laden |
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When it was us and the Masons, plottin on oil profits |
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[Hook: x2] |
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I'm evil |
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But y'all didn't know though |
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Now y'all stuck with a president that y'all didn't vote fo' |
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Unemployment is up, the economy's in a ditch |
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Our country's at war, but I don't give a shit I'm rich |
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[Verse 2:] |
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My brother said some racist shit a coupla years back |
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Then the blacks came out and started to protest and crap |
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And I knew I'd have little hope, cause all the sudden |
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The blacks got together and started to register to vote |
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But thank God for computers and them helping |
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Cause we got the last names of every single felon |
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We programmed the computers to find the names that were the same |
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Whoever came up couldn't vote on th' election day |
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Way to go Jeb, really great strategy |
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We got rid of the majority of black families |
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And I'm not even talkin' about Dade County |
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The expired military ballots are bogus counted |
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I'd like to thank my cousin and the help from my pappy |
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My cousin owns Fox and it made me very happy |
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He told the entire world that I won |
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Before the votes were bein done counted |
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And even though Gore had more, what matters in the end |
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Is the Supreme Court, and those are my dad's friends |
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So thank you very much, and please remember |
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If you don't vote, I'll see you back in November |
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[Hook x2] |
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[Outro:] |
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I'm rich, George mutha****in Bush, what? what!? |
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O- ok, uh nothing dad- nothin daddy, nut- I'm not doin nuttin |
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No it's country, do-don't Da-Daddy, Daddy, ok (smack smack smack) |
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Aah Daddy |
