Making Things up Again
[00:00.000] 作曲 : Robert Lopez/Trey Parker/Matt Stone
[00:00.406] ELDER CUNNINGHAM: And lo, the Lord said unto the Nephites:
[00:04.332] "I know you're really depressed, what with all your... AIDS and everything...
[00:10.896] But there is an answer in Christ."
[00:14.363] NABULUNGI: You see? This book CAN help us!
[00:19.596] ELDER CUNNINGHAM: I just told a lie.
[00:22.700] No,wait, I didn't LIE...
[00:25.188] I just used my imagination...
[00:30.031] And it worked!
[00:32.017] CUNNINGHAMS FATHER: You're making things up again, Arnold.
[00:34.426] ELDER CUNNINGHAM: But it worked, dad!
[00:35.516] CUNNINGHAMS FATHER: You're stretching the truth again,
[00:36.833] And you know it-
[00:38.692] JOSEPH SMITH: Don't be a Fibbing Fran, Arnold.
[00:40.878] ELDER CUNNINGHAM: Joseph Smith...?
[00:41.559] SMITH AND FATHER: Because a lie is a lie.
[00:43.958] ELDER CUNNINGHAM: It's not a lie!
[00:45.176] MORONI, MORMON, SMITH, and FATHER: You're making things up again, Arnold!
[00:47.471] ELDER CUNNINGHAM: Oh, conscience!
[00:48.390] MORONI, MORMON, SMITH, and FATHER: You're taking the holy word
[00:49.872] And adding fiction!
[00:51.531] Be careful how you prcoeed, Arnold.
[00:54.390] When you fib, there's a price.
[00:58.238] MUTUMBO: Ahh, this it bullshit!
[01:00.777] The story that I have been told is that the way to cure AIDS is by sleeping with a virgin!
[01:06.476] I'm going to go and rape a baby!
[01:08.885] ELDER CUNNINGHAM: What?! Oh my-NO! You cant do that!!! NO!
[01:11.646] MUTUMBO: Why not?!
[01:12.533] ELDER CUNNINGHAM: Because that is DEFINITELY against God's will!
[01:14.913] MUTUMBO: Says who?!
[01:16.175] Where in that book of yours does it say ANYTHING about sleeping with a baby, huh?!
[01:20.993] Nowhere.
[01:24.187] ELDER CUNNINGHAM: Uh, behold! The Lord said to the Mormon prophet Joseph Smith:
[01:28.229] "You SHALL NOT have sex with that infant!"
[01:32.567] LO! Joseph said: "Why not, Lord? Huh? Why not?"
[01:37.412] And the Lord said, "If you lay with that infant, you shall.... BURN in the fiery pits of Mordar!!!"
[01:48.282] MUTUMBO: ...really?
[01:49.362] ELDER CUNNINGHAM: Uh-uh... Uh-uh! "A baby cannot cure your illness, Joseph Smith.
[01:56.520] I shall give unto you... a FROG! And thus,
[02:00.809] Joesph laid with the frog, and his AIDS was no more!
[02:06.132] MORONI, MORMON, SMITH, and DAD: You're making things up again, Arnold.
[02:09.321] You're recklessly warping the words of Jesus!
[02:12.518] HOBBITS: You cant just say what you want, Arnold!
[02:14.619] ELDER CUNNINGHAM: Come, on, Hobbits!
[02:15.430] ALL: You're digging yourself a deep hole!
[02:18.753] ELDER CUNNINGHAM: I'm making things up again...kind of.
[02:21.816] But this time, it's helping a dozen people!
[02:25.131] It's nothing so bad, because this time,
[02:27.970] I'm not committing a sin,
[02:29.504] Just by making things up again, right?!
[02:32.358] ALL:NO!
[02:32.639] NABULUNGI: Elder Cunningham, you have to stop him!
[02:35.019] ELDER CUNNINGHAM: What? What is it?
[02:35.670] NABULUGI: Gotswana is going to cut off his daughter's ********!
[02:38.582] ELDER CUNNINGHAM: Huh?!
[02:39.258] GOTSWANA: This is all very interesting, but women have to be circumcised if that's what the General wants!
[02:44.681] ELDER CUNNINGHAM: No, doing that to a lady is definitely against Christ's will!
[02:48.007] GOTSWANA: How do you know?!
[02:48.706] Christ never said NONE about no ********!
[02:52.245] ELDER CUNNINGHAM: ...YES! YES HE DID!
[02:56.822] In ancient New York, three men were about to cut off a Mormon woman's...********.
[03:01.574] But...right before they did, Jesus had... BOBA FETT turn'em into FROGS!
[03:08.007] GOTSWANA: Frogs?
[03:09.539] ASMERET: You mean like the frogs that got ****ed by Joseph Smith?!
[03:13.301] ELDER CUNNINGHAM: Right! Right! Like THOSE frogs!
[03:17.863] For a ******** is holy amongst ALL things, said he!
[03:22.506] MORONI, MORMON, SMITH, DAD, and HOBBITS: You're making things up again, Arnold. (UGANDANS:We're learning the truth!)
[03:25.727] CHORUS: Youre taking the holy word And adding fiction! (UGANDANS: The truth about God!)
[03:29.058] CHORUS: Be careful how you proceed, Arnold.
[03:31.491] When you fib, there's a price! ( UGANDANS: We're going to paradise! )
[03:35.227] ELDER CUNNINGHAM: Who would have thought I had this magic touch?
[03:38.571] Who'd believe I could man up this much?
[03:41.961] I'm talking, they're listening,
[03:43.334] My stories are glistening
[03:44.916] I'm gonna save them all with this stuff!
[03:46.867] (UGANDANS: Ooooh- La)
[03:47.556] CHORUS:You're making things up again, Arnold! (UGANDANS: Elder Cunningham!)
[03:51.868] CHORUS: You're making things up again, Arnold! (UGANDANS: Holy prophet man!)
[03:55.178] CHORUS: You're making things up again, Arnold! (UGANDANS:Our savior!)
[03:58.477] ELDER CUNNINGHAM:You're making things up again...
[04:00.776] WIZENED OLD JEDI MASTER: Hmmm, up again making things you are-
[04:04.354] ELDER CUNNINGHAM: ...Arnold...
[00:00.000] zuo qu : Robert Lopez Trey Parker Matt Stone
[00:00.406] ELDER CUNNINGHAM: And lo, the Lord said unto the Nephites:
[00:04.332] " I know you' re really depressed, what with all your... AIDS and everything...
[00:10.896] But there is an answer in Christ."
[00:14.363] NABULUNGI: You see? This book CAN help us!
[00:19.596] ELDER CUNNINGHAM: I just told a lie.
[00:22.700] No, wait, I didn' t LIE...
[00:25.188] I just used my imagination...
[00:30.031] And it worked!
[00:32.017] CUNNINGHAMS FATHER: You' re making things up again, Arnold.
[00:34.426] ELDER CUNNINGHAM: But it worked, dad!
[00:35.516] CUNNINGHAMS FATHER: You' re stretching the truth again,
[00:36.833] And you know it
[00:38.692] JOSEPH SMITH: Don' t be a Fibbing Fran, Arnold.
[00:40.878] ELDER CUNNINGHAM: Joseph Smith...?
[00:41.559] SMITH AND FATHER: Because a lie is a lie.
[00:43.958] ELDER CUNNINGHAM: It' s not a lie!
[00:45.176] MORONI, MORMON, SMITH, and FATHER: You' re making things up again, Arnold!
[00:47.471] ELDER CUNNINGHAM: Oh, conscience!
[00:48.390] MORONI, MORMON, SMITH, and FATHER: You' re taking the holy word
[00:49.872] And adding fiction!
[00:51.531] Be careful how you prcoeed, Arnold.
[00:54.390] When you fib, there' s a price.
[00:58.238] MUTUMBO: Ahh, this it bullshit!
[01:00.777] The story that I have been told is that the way to cure AIDS is by sleeping with a virgin!
[01:06.476] I' m going to go and rape a baby!
[01:08.885] ELDER CUNNINGHAM: What?! Oh myNO! You cant do that!!! NO!
[01:11.646] MUTUMBO: Why not?!
[01:12.533] ELDER CUNNINGHAM: Because that is DEFINITELY against God' s will!
[01:14.913] MUTUMBO: Says who?!
[01:16.175] Where in that book of yours does it say ANYTHING about sleeping with a baby, huh?!
[01:20.993] Nowhere.
[01:24.187] ELDER CUNNINGHAM: Uh, behold! The Lord said to the Mormon prophet Joseph Smith:
[01:28.229] " You SHALL NOT have sex with that infant!"
[01:32.567] LO! Joseph said: " Why not, Lord? Huh? Why not?"
[01:37.412] And the Lord said, " If you lay with that infant, you shall.... BURN in the fiery pits of Mordar!!!"
[01:48.282] MUTUMBO: ... really?
[01:49.362] ELDER CUNNINGHAM: Uhuh... Uhuh! " A baby cannot cure your illness, Joseph Smith.
[01:56.520] I shall give unto you... a FROG! And thus,
[02:00.809] Joesph laid with the frog, and his AIDS was no more!
[02:06.132] MORONI, MORMON, SMITH, and DAD: You' re making things up again, Arnold.
[02:09.321] You' re recklessly warping the words of Jesus!
[02:12.518] HOBBITS: You cant just say what you want, Arnold!
[02:14.619] ELDER CUNNINGHAM: Come, on, Hobbits!
[02:15.430] ALL: You' re digging yourself a deep hole!
[02:18.753] ELDER CUNNINGHAM: I' m making things up again... kind of.
[02:21.816] But this time, it' s helping a dozen people!
[02:25.131] It' s nothing so bad, because this time,
[02:27.970] I' m not committing a sin,
[02:29.504] Just by making things up again, right?!
[02:32.358] ALL: NO!
[02:32.639] NABULUNGI: Elder Cunningham, you have to stop him!
[02:35.019] ELDER CUNNINGHAM: What? What is it?
[02:35.670] NABULUGI: Gotswana is going to cut off his daughter' s !
[02:38.582] ELDER CUNNINGHAM: Huh?!
[02:39.258] GOTSWANA: This is all very interesting, but women have to be circumcised if that' s what the General wants!
[02:44.681] ELDER CUNNINGHAM: No, doing that to a lady is definitely against Christ' s will!
[02:48.007] GOTSWANA: How do you know?!
[02:48.706] Christ never said NONE about no !
[02:52.245] ELDER CUNNINGHAM: ... YES! YES HE DID!
[02:56.822] In ancient New York, three men were about to cut off a Mormon woman' s....
[03:01.574] But... right before they did, Jesus had... BOBA FETT turn' em into FROGS!
[03:08.007] GOTSWANA: Frogs?
[03:09.539] ASMERET: You mean like the frogs that got ed by Joseph Smith?!
[03:13.301] ELDER CUNNINGHAM: Right! Right! Like THOSE frogs!
[03:17.863] For a is holy amongst ALL things, said he!
[03:22.506] MORONI, MORMON, SMITH, DAD, and HOBBITS: You' re making things up again, Arnold. UGANDANS: We' re learning the truth!
[03:25.727] CHORUS: Youre taking the holy word And adding fiction! UGANDANS: The truth about God!
[03:29.058] CHORUS: Be careful how you proceed, Arnold.
[03:31.491] When you fib, there' s a price! UGANDANS: We' re going to paradise!
[03:35.227] ELDER CUNNINGHAM: Who would have thought I had this magic touch?
[03:38.571] Who' d believe I could man up this much?
[03:41.961] I' m talking, they' re listening,
[03:43.334] My stories are glistening
[03:44.916] I' m gonna save them all with this stuff!
[03:46.867] UGANDANS: Ooooh La
[03:47.556] CHORUS: You' re making things up again, Arnold! UGANDANS: Elder Cunningham!
[03:51.868] CHORUS: You' re making things up again, Arnold! UGANDANS: Holy prophet man!
[03:55.178] CHORUS: You' re making things up again, Arnold! UGANDANS: Our savior!
[03:58.477] ELDER CUNNINGHAM: You' re making things up again...
[04:00.776] WIZENED OLD JEDI MASTER: Hmmm, up again making things you are
[04:04.354] ELDER CUNNINGHAM: ... Arnold...
[00:00.000] zuò qǔ : Robert Lopez Trey Parker Matt Stone
[00:00.406] ELDER CUNNINGHAM: And lo, the Lord said unto the Nephites:
[00:04.332] " I know you' re really depressed, what with all your... AIDS and everything...
[00:10.896] But there is an answer in Christ."
[00:14.363] NABULUNGI: You see? This book CAN help us!
[00:19.596] ELDER CUNNINGHAM: I just told a lie.
[00:22.700] No, wait, I didn' t LIE...
[00:25.188] I just used my imagination...
[00:30.031] And it worked!
[00:32.017] CUNNINGHAMS FATHER: You' re making things up again, Arnold.
[00:34.426] ELDER CUNNINGHAM: But it worked, dad!
[00:35.516] CUNNINGHAMS FATHER: You' re stretching the truth again,
[00:36.833] And you know it
[00:38.692] JOSEPH SMITH: Don' t be a Fibbing Fran, Arnold.
[00:40.878] ELDER CUNNINGHAM: Joseph Smith...?
[00:41.559] SMITH AND FATHER: Because a lie is a lie.
[00:43.958] ELDER CUNNINGHAM: It' s not a lie!
[00:45.176] MORONI, MORMON, SMITH, and FATHER: You' re making things up again, Arnold!
[00:47.471] ELDER CUNNINGHAM: Oh, conscience!
[00:48.390] MORONI, MORMON, SMITH, and FATHER: You' re taking the holy word
[00:49.872] And adding fiction!
[00:51.531] Be careful how you prcoeed, Arnold.
[00:54.390] When you fib, there' s a price.
[00:58.238] MUTUMBO: Ahh, this it bullshit!
[01:00.777] The story that I have been told is that the way to cure AIDS is by sleeping with a virgin!
[01:06.476] I' m going to go and rape a baby!
[01:08.885] ELDER CUNNINGHAM: What?! Oh myNO! You cant do that!!! NO!
[01:11.646] MUTUMBO: Why not?!
[01:12.533] ELDER CUNNINGHAM: Because that is DEFINITELY against God' s will!
[01:14.913] MUTUMBO: Says who?!
[01:16.175] Where in that book of yours does it say ANYTHING about sleeping with a baby, huh?!
[01:20.993] Nowhere.
[01:24.187] ELDER CUNNINGHAM: Uh, behold! The Lord said to the Mormon prophet Joseph Smith:
[01:28.229] " You SHALL NOT have sex with that infant!"
[01:32.567] LO! Joseph said: " Why not, Lord? Huh? Why not?"
[01:37.412] And the Lord said, " If you lay with that infant, you shall.... BURN in the fiery pits of Mordar!!!"
[01:48.282] MUTUMBO: ... really?
[01:49.362] ELDER CUNNINGHAM: Uhuh... Uhuh! " A baby cannot cure your illness, Joseph Smith.
[01:56.520] I shall give unto you... a FROG! And thus,
[02:00.809] Joesph laid with the frog, and his AIDS was no more!
[02:06.132] MORONI, MORMON, SMITH, and DAD: You' re making things up again, Arnold.
[02:09.321] You' re recklessly warping the words of Jesus!
[02:12.518] HOBBITS: You cant just say what you want, Arnold!
[02:14.619] ELDER CUNNINGHAM: Come, on, Hobbits!
[02:15.430] ALL: You' re digging yourself a deep hole!
[02:18.753] ELDER CUNNINGHAM: I' m making things up again... kind of.
[02:21.816] But this time, it' s helping a dozen people!
[02:25.131] It' s nothing so bad, because this time,
[02:27.970] I' m not committing a sin,
[02:29.504] Just by making things up again, right?!
[02:32.358] ALL: NO!
[02:32.639] NABULUNGI: Elder Cunningham, you have to stop him!
[02:35.019] ELDER CUNNINGHAM: What? What is it?
[02:35.670] NABULUGI: Gotswana is going to cut off his daughter' s !
[02:38.582] ELDER CUNNINGHAM: Huh?!
[02:39.258] GOTSWANA: This is all very interesting, but women have to be circumcised if that' s what the General wants!
[02:44.681] ELDER CUNNINGHAM: No, doing that to a lady is definitely against Christ' s will!
[02:48.007] GOTSWANA: How do you know?!
[02:48.706] Christ never said NONE about no !
[02:52.245] ELDER CUNNINGHAM: ... YES! YES HE DID!
[02:56.822] In ancient New York, three men were about to cut off a Mormon woman' s....
[03:01.574] But... right before they did, Jesus had... BOBA FETT turn' em into FROGS!
[03:08.007] GOTSWANA: Frogs?
[03:09.539] ASMERET: You mean like the frogs that got ed by Joseph Smith?!
[03:13.301] ELDER CUNNINGHAM: Right! Right! Like THOSE frogs!
[03:17.863] For a is holy amongst ALL things, said he!
[03:22.506] MORONI, MORMON, SMITH, DAD, and HOBBITS: You' re making things up again, Arnold. UGANDANS: We' re learning the truth!
[03:25.727] CHORUS: Youre taking the holy word And adding fiction! UGANDANS: The truth about God!
[03:29.058] CHORUS: Be careful how you proceed, Arnold.
[03:31.491] When you fib, there' s a price! UGANDANS: We' re going to paradise!
[03:35.227] ELDER CUNNINGHAM: Who would have thought I had this magic touch?
[03:38.571] Who' d believe I could man up this much?
[03:41.961] I' m talking, they' re listening,
[03:43.334] My stories are glistening
[03:44.916] I' m gonna save them all with this stuff!
[03:46.867] UGANDANS: Ooooh La
[03:47.556] CHORUS: You' re making things up again, Arnold! UGANDANS: Elder Cunningham!
[03:51.868] CHORUS: You' re making things up again, Arnold! UGANDANS: Holy prophet man!
[03:55.178] CHORUS: You' re making things up again, Arnold! UGANDANS: Our savior!
[03:58.477] ELDER CUNNINGHAM: You' re making things up again...
[04:00.776] WIZENED OLD JEDI MASTER: Hmmm, up again making things you are
[04:04.354] ELDER CUNNINGHAM: ... Arnold...
[00:00.406] 看,主对尼腓人说:
[00:04.332] “我知道你们因为艾病之类的事情感到沮丧……”
[00:10.896] “但这些问题都能在基督这里得到解决。”
[00:14.363] 你们听到了吧?这本书确实能帮到我们
[00:19.596] 我刚刚撒了个谎
[00:22.700] 不,等下,我没撒谎
[00:25.188] 我只是发挥了一下我的想象力……
[00:30.031] 而且效果很好啊!
[00:32.017] 你又在胡编乱造了,阿诺德
[00:34.426] 但是这样有用啊,老爸!
[00:35.516] 你又在信口雌黄了,
[00:36.833] 而且你心知肚明
[00:38.692] 不要做个胡言乱语的疯子,阿诺德
[00:40.878] 约瑟夫·史密斯?
[00:41.559] 因为谎言就是谎言
[00:43.958] 这不是谎言!
[00:45.176] 你又在胡编乱造了,阿诺德!
[00:47.471] 哦,天地良心!
[00:48.390] 你摘取圣言
[00:49.872] 却往里添油加醋
[00:51.531] 你接下来说话可要小心了,阿诺德
[00:54.390] 撒谎可是要付出代价的
[00:58.238] 啊,净他娘的扯淡
[01:00.777] 别人告诉我治好艾病的方法是和处女睡觉
[01:06.476] 我现在就去找个婴儿来强
[01:08.885] 什么?天啊!不!你不能这么做!!不行!
[01:11.646] 为啥不行?
[01:12.533] 因为这完全与上帝的意志相悖!
[01:14.913] 谁说的?
[01:16.175] 你那本书里哪里讲过和婴儿睡觉的事了?嗯?
[01:20.993] 根本没有
[01:24.187] 呃,等下!主对摩门先知约瑟夫·史密斯说:
[01:28.229] “你不应与那婴孩发生关系!”
[01:32.567] 看!约瑟夫说:“为啥嘞,主?嗯?为啥?”
[01:37.412] 然后主说:“若你与那婴孩发生关系,你将被置于摩多火坑之中焚烧!”【注:摩多是指环王中黑暗魔君的据点】
[01:48.282] 真的吗?
[01:49.362] 嗯哼,嗯哼!“一个婴儿不能治好你的疾病,约瑟夫史密斯。”
[01:56.520] “我会赐你……一只青蛙!”然后,
[02:00.809] 约瑟夫睡了那只青蛙,然后他的艾病就好啦!
[02:06.132] 你又在胡编乱造了,阿诺德!
[02:09.321] 你鲁莽地歪曲了耶稣的圣谕
[02:12.518] 你不能想到什么就说什么,阿诺德!
[02:14.619] 得了得了,霍比特人!
[02:15.430] 你这是在自掘坟墓!
[02:18.753] 我是又编了一点点啦
[02:21.816] 但是这次能帮到不少人!
[02:25.131] 这没什么大不了的,因为这次
[02:27.970] 我不会犯下罪行
[02:29.504] 只是撒点谎而已,是吧?
[02:32.358] 不是?
[02:32.639] 坎宁汉长老,你一定要阻止他!
[02:35.019] 什么?怎么回事啊?
[02:35.670] Gotswana要对他的女儿实施割礼!
[02:38.582] 啊?!
[02:39.258] 你讲的那些东西是挺有意思,但只要将军一声令下,女人就得接受割礼!
[02:44.681] 不,对女士做出那种事是完完全全违抗基督的意愿的!
[02:48.007] 你怎么知道?
[02:48.706] 基督从来就没说过任何关于阴D的事!
[02:52.245] 他说过!没错,他说~过~的~!
[02:56.822] 在古纽约,三个男人正准备割掉一个摩门妇女的……阴D
[03:01.574] 但是……就在他们要动手之前,耶稣让波巴·费特把他们都变成了青蛙!【注:波巴·费特是星球大战系列中的人物】
[03:08.007] 青蛙?
[03:09.539] 你是说被约瑟夫·史密斯艹过的那种青蛙?!
[03:13.301] 对对对,就是那种青蛙!
[03:17.863] 因为阴D是世间最神圣的东西,主如是说!
[03:22.506] 你又在胡编乱造了,阿诺德!(我们了解到了真相啊!)
[03:25.727] 你摘取圣言却添油加醋!(关于上帝的真相!)
[03:29.058] 你接下来说话可要注意点,阿诺德
[03:31.491] 撒谎是要付出代价的!(我们会上天堂!)
[03:35.227] 谁能想到我有这般魔力
[03:38.571] 谁会相信我会如此雄起
[03:41.961] 我在讲述,他们在聆听
[03:43.334] 我的故事熠熠生辉
[03:44.916] 我会用这些鬼话拯救他们!
[03:46.867] (呜——啦!)
[03:47.556] 你又在胡说八道了,阿诺德!(坎宁汉长老啊!)
[03:51.868] 你又在信口开河了,阿诺德!(神圣的先知!)
[03:55.178] 你又在胡编乱造了,阿诺德!(我们的救星!)
[03:58.477] 你又在胡编乱造了……
[04:00.776] 哼,胡编乱造了又你在!【注:尤达大师说话句式都为倒装】
[04:04.354] 阿诺德……
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