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That I'm excited to share with you tonight |
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And one thing I've realized is that we all want to leave behind a legacy |
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We all want to be remembered for something |
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And then I was thinking going how can I be remembered |
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And then I suddenly realized you can do it on a daily bases |
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Even if it's one on one with people |
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For example the other day I saw a young boy |
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And he was eating an ice cream cone |
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I ran up and I smashed it into his face |
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I leaned in I go you remember me forever and I ran away |
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Cause you know when he's 50 he's gonna be like |
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One day a man ran up to me I did not know this man |
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He smashed my treat into my eyes |
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And he pointed and said |
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'You f**kin remember me forever |
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But I did not say f**kin I did not say that |
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He added f**kin to make the story more intense and interesting |
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He deserves to have ice cream smashed in his face |
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Cause he's a lying 50 year old man |
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I did not say f**kin |
