[00:00.35] | Eminem - Steve Berman (skit) |
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[00:04.49] | Secretary : Mr.Berman |
[00:05.24] | Mr.Berman : WHAT? |
[00:06.29] | Secretary : We have Eminem here to see you |
[00:07.95] | Mr.Berman : About fucking time , Send him in |
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[00:12.73] | Eminem : Steve ! Good to see you man , Ow Hey I Just.... |
[00:15.57] | Mr.Berman : Oh look who decided to show his face , |
[00:18.23] | I hope you had fun in the last four years |
[00:20.84] | Eminem : Look man I apologize again For.. |
[00:22.96] | Mr.Berman : FOR SHOOTING ME ??!! |
[00:24.33] | Do you know I lose the use of my right arm? |
[00:26.49] | Eminem : Again it was a mistake , |
[00:28.37] | It was a terrible mista..Are you wearing a bullet proof vest ?! |
[00:30.04] | Mr.Berman : And then you go and do what ? Hide out? |
[00:32.45] | Stay in detroit for almost five years while the music industry melts the fuck down ?! |
[00:37.19] | Do you know how many people lost their jobs because of your fucking vacation ? |
[00:41.08] | Eminem : Well thats actually why I am here I was gonna |
[00:42.78] | put out some new music and I wanted to play it for you and get you opinion... |
[00:45.65] | Mr.Berman : Do I really need to hear it ? |
[00:47.35] | Let me guess another album about poor me |
[00:50.04] | I`m so famous and it ruins my rich little life |
[00:52.44] | and I`m such a tourtured artist let me make music about it |
[00:54.76] | and my tragic love life Am I on something here? |
[00:57.68] | Eminem : Comeon man its not like that.. |
[00:58.92] | Mr.Berman : You know what ? |
[00:59.61] | Just hand the fucking thing over I`m done talking to you |
[01:02.38] | You think you can come and go as you pleased big selfish superstars. |
[01:05.78] | Eminem : Steve , I had a drug problem.. |
[01:07.51] | Mr.Berman : OH POOR ME I had a drug problem |
[01:10.30] | Who hasnt had a drug problem in this town ? You know what? |
[01:13.28] | Eminem : Hey Hey Hey ! |
[01:13.91] | Mr.Berman : Just lay the shit down on my desk and get the fuck out. |
[01:15.00] | Eminem : Wow wow wow Jesus christ man , |
[01:17.71] | Aight aight here fine..*lay down two CD`s* |
[01:19.60] | Mr.Berman : Whats this shit ?! TWO CD`s? |
[01:21.95] | Eminem : Thats what I have been trying to tell you man its Two albums. |
[01:24.25] | Mr.Berman : Just get out ! |
[01:24.90] | Eminem : Aight! |
[01:25.43] | Mr.Berman : Get the fuck out ! |
[01:26.19] | Eminem : Aight man see you later |
[01:27.64] |
[00:00.35] | Eminem Steve Berman skit |
[00:01.42] | |
[00:03.51] | |
[00:04.49] | Secretary : Mr. Berman |
[00:05.24] | Mr. Berman : WHAT? |
[00:06.29] | Secretary : We have Eminem here to see you |
[00:07.95] | Mr. Berman : About fucking time , Send him in |
[00:10.64] | |
[00:12.73] | Eminem : Steve ! Good to see you man , Ow Hey I Just.... |
[00:15.57] | Mr. Berman : Oh look who decided to show his face , |
[00:18.23] | I hope you had fun in the last four years |
[00:20.84] | Eminem : Look man I apologize again For.. |
[00:22.96] | Mr. Berman : FOR SHOOTING ME ??!! |
[00:24.33] | Do you know I lose the use of my right arm? |
[00:26.49] | Eminem : Again it was a mistake , |
[00:28.37] | It was a terrible mista.. Are you wearing a bullet proof vest ?! |
[00:30.04] | Mr. Berman : And then you go and do what ? Hide out? |
[00:32.45] | Stay in detroit for almost five years while the music industry melts the fuck down ?! |
[00:37.19] | Do you know how many people lost their jobs because of your fucking vacation ? |
[00:41.08] | Eminem : Well thats actually why I am here I was gonna |
[00:42.78] | put out some new music and I wanted to play it for you and get you opinion... |
[00:45.65] | Mr. Berman : Do I really need to hear it ? |
[00:47.35] | Let me guess another album about poor me |
[00:50.04] | I m so famous and it ruins my rich little life |
[00:52.44] | and I m such a tourtured artist let me make music about it |
[00:54.76] | and my tragic love life Am I on something here? |
[00:57.68] | Eminem : Comeon man its not like that.. |
[00:58.92] | Mr. Berman : You know what ? |
[00:59.61] | Just hand the fucking thing over I m done talking to you |
[01:02.38] | You think you can come and go as you pleased big selfish superstars. |
[01:05.78] | Eminem : Steve , I had a drug problem.. |
[01:07.51] | Mr. Berman : OH POOR ME I had a drug problem |
[01:10.30] | Who hasnt had a drug problem in this town ? You know what? |
[01:13.28] | Eminem : Hey Hey Hey ! |
[01:13.91] | Mr. Berman : Just lay the shit down on my desk and get the fuck out. |
[01:15.00] | Eminem : Wow wow wow Jesus christ man , |
[01:17.71] | Aight aight here fine.. lay down two CD s |
[01:19.60] | Mr. Berman : Whats this shit ?! TWO CD s? |
[01:21.95] | Eminem : Thats what I have been trying to tell you man its Two albums. |
[01:24.25] | Mr. Berman : Just get out ! |
[01:24.90] | Eminem : Aight! |
[01:25.43] | Mr. Berman : Get the fuck out ! |
[01:26.19] | Eminem : Aight man see you later |
[01:27.64] |
[00:00.35] | Eminem Steve Berman skit |
[00:01.42] | |
[00:03.51] | |
[00:04.49] | Secretary : Mr. Berman |
[00:05.24] | Mr. Berman : WHAT? |
[00:06.29] | Secretary : We have Eminem here to see you |
[00:07.95] | Mr. Berman : About fucking time , Send him in |
[00:10.64] | |
[00:12.73] | Eminem : Steve ! Good to see you man , Ow Hey I Just.... |
[00:15.57] | Mr. Berman : Oh look who decided to show his face , |
[00:18.23] | I hope you had fun in the last four years |
[00:20.84] | Eminem : Look man I apologize again For.. |
[00:22.96] | Mr. Berman : FOR SHOOTING ME ??!! |
[00:24.33] | Do you know I lose the use of my right arm? |
[00:26.49] | Eminem : Again it was a mistake , |
[00:28.37] | It was a terrible mista.. Are you wearing a bullet proof vest ?! |
[00:30.04] | Mr. Berman : And then you go and do what ? Hide out? |
[00:32.45] | Stay in detroit for almost five years while the music industry melts the fuck down ?! |
[00:37.19] | Do you know how many people lost their jobs because of your fucking vacation ? |
[00:41.08] | Eminem : Well thats actually why I am here I was gonna |
[00:42.78] | put out some new music and I wanted to play it for you and get you opinion... |
[00:45.65] | Mr. Berman : Do I really need to hear it ? |
[00:47.35] | Let me guess another album about poor me |
[00:50.04] | I m so famous and it ruins my rich little life |
[00:52.44] | and I m such a tourtured artist let me make music about it |
[00:54.76] | and my tragic love life Am I on something here? |
[00:57.68] | Eminem : Comeon man its not like that.. |
[00:58.92] | Mr. Berman : You know what ? |
[00:59.61] | Just hand the fucking thing over I m done talking to you |
[01:02.38] | You think you can come and go as you pleased big selfish superstars. |
[01:05.78] | Eminem : Steve , I had a drug problem.. |
[01:07.51] | Mr. Berman : OH POOR ME I had a drug problem |
[01:10.30] | Who hasnt had a drug problem in this town ? You know what? |
[01:13.28] | Eminem : Hey Hey Hey ! |
[01:13.91] | Mr. Berman : Just lay the shit down on my desk and get the fuck out. |
[01:15.00] | Eminem : Wow wow wow Jesus christ man , |
[01:17.71] | Aight aight here fine.. lay down two CD s |
[01:19.60] | Mr. Berman : Whats this shit ?! TWO CD s? |
[01:21.95] | Eminem : Thats what I have been trying to tell you man its Two albums. |
[01:24.25] | Mr. Berman : Just get out ! |
[01:24.90] | Eminem : Aight! |
[01:25.43] | Mr. Berman : Get the fuck out ! |
[01:26.19] | Eminem : Aight man see you later |
[01:27.64] |
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[00:04.49] | Berman先生 |
[00:05.24] | 什么事? |
[00:06.29] | Eminem来见您了 |
[00:07.95] | 妈个鸡总算来了 让他进来 |
[00:12.73] | Steve!见到你真高兴,呃,我…… |
[00:15.57] | 哦瞧瞧这是谁 终于决定赏个脸了 |
[00:18.23] | 我希望你过去四年玩得爽歪歪 |
[00:20.84] | 听着 伙计 我很抱歉,我不该…… |
[00:22.96] | 不该开枪打我!!???? |
[00:24.33] | 你知道我特么没法用右手撸了吗!!??? |
[00:26.49] | 真的抱歉 那是个错误 |
[00:28.37] | 非常糟糕的错……你……你穿着防弹衣吗…… |
[00:30.04] | 然后你想怎么样?藏起来? |
[00:32.45] | 躲回底特律老家宅上五年,看着整个音乐产业玩儿完? |
[00:37.19] | 你知道因为你特么给自己放假多少人失业了吗? |
[00:41.08] | 呃 既然我现在复出了 我就想说 |
[00:42.78] | 录点新歌什么的给你听听 看你怎么想…… |
[00:45.65] | 我真的非听这玩意儿不可吗? |
[00:47.35] | 让我猜猜这张专辑的主题 一定是可怜的我 |
[00:50.04] | 我太有名了 我的名气毁掉了我滋润的小生活 |
[00:52.44] | 我是个备受折磨的艺术家 我还要写点音乐 |
[00:54.76] | 描述我悲惨的爱情故事 我说中了一个没? |
[00:57.68] | 别这样 伙计 并不是—— |
[00:58.92] | 憋说了 |
[00:59.61] | 把专辑给我 我特么受够跟你说话了 |
[01:02.38] | 你以为自己能想来想就来想走就走是吧 超级自大狂巨星 |
[01:05.78] | Steve 我有药物问题 |
[01:07.51] | 哦可怜的我 我有药物问题 |
[01:10.30] | 谁特么没点药物问题? |
[01:13.28] | 嘿,冷静冷静 |
[01:13.91] | 把那玩意儿放桌子上然后赶紧给我滚蛋 |
[01:15.00] | 天了噜 淡定 伙计 |
[01:17.71] | 好好 给 |
[01:19.60] | 这特么什么鬼?两张CD?? |
[01:21.95] | 呃我就是想跟你说这个来着,这是两张专辑 |
[01:24.25] | 赶紧滚!! |
[01:24.90] | 好好 ∑(✘Д✘๑ ) |
[01:25.43] | 特么的滚!! |
[01:26.19] | 好好 那个回见∑(✘Д✘๑ ) |