[00:00.00] | 作词 : Batson, Elizondo, Mathers ... |
[00:05.61] | The way you shake it, I can't believe it |
[00:08.22] | I ain't never seen an ass like that |
[00:11.15] | The way you move it, you make my pee pee go |
[00:14.09] | Doing, doing, doing |
[00:16.28] | |
[00:16.96] | I don't believe it, it's almost too good to be true |
[00:19.65] | I ain't never seen an ass like that |
[00:22.66] | The way you move it, you make my pee pee go |
[00:25.61] | Doing, doing, doing |
[00:27.54] | |
[00:27.78] | The way she moves she's like a belly dancer |
[00:30.09] | She's shaking that ass to that new nelly jam, I |
[00:32.58] | Think someones at the door |
[00:33.85] | But I don't think I'm gonna answer |
[00:35.74] | Police saying "freeze" |
[00:36.97] | Doing, doing, doing |
[00:39.14] | What do you mean freeze? |
[00:40.57] | Please, I'm a human being, I have needs |
[00:42.70] | I'm not done, not till I'm finish peeing |
[00:44.90] | I am not resisting arrest, I am agreeing Mr. Officer |
[00:48.38] | I'm already on my knees |
[00:50.06] | I can't get on the ground any further, it's impossible for me |
[00:53.39] | And do not treat me like a murderer, I just like to pee, pee, pee |
[00:57.62] | Yes, I make r&b, I sing song it go |
[01:00.32] | Ring-a-chong, a-ching-chong-chong-chong-ching |
[01:02.22] | Psych, I joke, I joke, I kidd, I kidd |
[01:04.94] | If I offend I'm sorry, please, please forgive |
[01:07.77] | For I am Triumph, the puppet dog, I am a mere puppet |
[01:10.82] | I can get away with anything I sing, you will love it |
[01:13.62] | |
[01:14.55] | The way you shake it, I can't believe it |
[01:17.28] | I ain't never seen an ass like that |
[01:20.16] | The way you move it, you make my pee pee go |
[01:23.15] | Doing, doing, doing |
[01:25.28] | |
[01:26.05] | Jessica Simpson, looks oh so temptin' |
[01:28.59] | Nick I ain't never seen an ass like that |
[01:31.74] | Everytime I see that show on MTV my pee pee goes |
[01:34.67] | Doing, doing, doing |
[01:36.34] | |
[01:36.62] | Mary-Kate and Ashley used to be so wholesome |
[01:39.15] | Now they're getting older, they're starting to grow bum bums |
[01:42.07] | I go to the movies and sit down with my pop corn |
[01:44.85] | Police saying "freeze" |
[01:46.02] | Doing doing doing |
[01:48.09] | What do you mean freeze? |
[01:49.58] | Geez, I just got my seat |
[01:50.98] | I have ticket, look, I put away my zip-reciept |
[01:53.85] | Please do not remove me from this movie theater please |
[01:56.81] | I did not even get to see Mary-Kate shower scene |
[01:59.92] | I didn't mean to be obscene or make a great big scene |
[02:02.57] | And don't treat me like I'm pee wee herman, this movies PG |
[02:05.46] | Mr. Officer, I demand to see my attorney |
[02:08.32] | I will simply plead innocent, cop a plea and be free |
[02:11.36] | Free, yes, free, right back on the streets |
[02:14.04] | What you mean my lawyer's with Michael, he's too busy? |
[02:16.95] | I am Triumph, Britney Spears has shoulders like a man |
[02:19.76] | And I can say that and you'll laugh cuz that is a puppet on my hand |
[02:22.63] | |
[02:23.62] | The way you shake it, I can't believe it |
[02:26.32] | I ain't never seen an ass like that |
[02:29.33] | The way you move it, you make my pee pee go |
[02:32.16] | Doing, doing, doing |
[02:34.46] | |
[02:35.11] | Hilary Duff is not quite old enough so |
[02:37.80] | I ain't never seen a butt like that |
[02:40.62] | Maybe next year I'll say ass and she'll make my pee pee go |
[02:43.73] | Doing, doing, doing |
[02:45.63] | |
[02:45.89] | The way she moves she dances like a go-go |
[02:48.22] | In that video she sings get out your poles, so |
[02:51.05] | I need a new boyfriend, hi my name is JoJo |
[02:53.91] | Police saying "freeze" |
[02:55.27] | Doing, doing, doing |
[02:57.31] | What do you mean freeze? |
[02:58.69] | My computers would be seized and my keys to my ranch |
[03:01.92] | I just baked cookies Mr. Officer, looky, take a whiff of these |
[03:06.06] | Here, I make Jesus juice, take a sip of this |
[03:08.92] | Nobody is safe from me, no not even me |
[03:11.94] | I don't even know if I can say the word pee pee, pee |
[03:15.27] | On the radio, but I think I did |
[03:17.51] | Janet, is that a breast, I think I just saw a tit |
[03:20.35] | Psych, I joke, I joke, I kidd, I kidd |
[03:23.07] | I don't think my joke is working, I must flee quick |
[03:26.37] | Get to the chopper, everybody get out |
[03:29.01] | I am not Triumph, I am Arnold, get down |
[03:32.15] | |
[03:32.69] | The way you shake it, I can't believe it |
[03:35.41] | I ain't never seen an ass like that |
[03:38.40] | The way you move it, you make my pee pee go |
[03:41.25] | Doing, doing, doing |
[03:43.51] | |
[03:44.11] | So Gwen Stefani, will you pee pee on me please? |
[03:46.91] | I ain't never seen an ass like that |
[03:49.75] | Cuz the way you move it, you make my pee pee go |
[03:52.74] | Doing, doing, doing |
[03:55.10] | |
[03:55.42] | **** is wrong with you? (ha!) |
[03:57.40] | |
[04:03.20] | |
[04:12.99] | |
[04:19.64] | END |
[08:20.00] |
[00:00.00] | zuo ci : Batson, Elizondo, Mathers ... |
[00:05.61] | The way you shake it, I can' t believe it |
[00:08.22] | I ain' t never seen an ass like that |
[00:11.15] | The way you move it, you make my pee pee go |
[00:14.09] | Doing, doing, doing |
[00:16.28] | |
[00:16.96] | I don' t believe it, it' s almost too good to be true |
[00:19.65] | I ain' t never seen an ass like that |
[00:22.66] | The way you move it, you make my pee pee go |
[00:25.61] | Doing, doing, doing |
[00:27.54] | |
[00:27.78] | The way she moves she' s like a belly dancer |
[00:30.09] | She' s shaking that ass to that new nelly jam, I |
[00:32.58] | Think someones at the door |
[00:33.85] | But I don' t think I' m gonna answer |
[00:35.74] | Police saying " freeze" |
[00:36.97] | Doing, doing, doing |
[00:39.14] | What do you mean freeze? |
[00:40.57] | Please, I' m a human being, I have needs |
[00:42.70] | I' m not done, not till I' m finish peeing |
[00:44.90] | I am not resisting arrest, I am agreeing Mr. Officer |
[00:48.38] | I' m already on my knees |
[00:50.06] | I can' t get on the ground any further, it' s impossible for me |
[00:53.39] | And do not treat me like a murderer, I just like to pee, pee, pee |
[00:57.62] | Yes, I make r b, I sing song it go |
[01:00.32] | Ringachong, achingchongchongchongching |
[01:02.22] | Psych, I joke, I joke, I kidd, I kidd |
[01:04.94] | If I offend I' m sorry, please, please forgive |
[01:07.77] | For I am Triumph, the puppet dog, I am a mere puppet |
[01:10.82] | I can get away with anything I sing, you will love it |
[01:13.62] | |
[01:14.55] | The way you shake it, I can' t believe it |
[01:17.28] | I ain' t never seen an ass like that |
[01:20.16] | The way you move it, you make my pee pee go |
[01:23.15] | Doing, doing, doing |
[01:25.28] | |
[01:26.05] | Jessica Simpson, looks oh so temptin' |
[01:28.59] | Nick I ain' t never seen an ass like that |
[01:31.74] | Everytime I see that show on MTV my pee pee goes |
[01:34.67] | Doing, doing, doing |
[01:36.34] | |
[01:36.62] | MaryKate and Ashley used to be so wholesome |
[01:39.15] | Now they' re getting older, they' re starting to grow bum bums |
[01:42.07] | I go to the movies and sit down with my pop corn |
[01:44.85] | Police saying " freeze" |
[01:46.02] | Doing doing doing |
[01:48.09] | What do you mean freeze? |
[01:49.58] | Geez, I just got my seat |
[01:50.98] | I have ticket, look, I put away my zipreciept |
[01:53.85] | Please do not remove me from this movie theater please |
[01:56.81] | I did not even get to see MaryKate shower scene |
[01:59.92] | I didn' t mean to be obscene or make a great big scene |
[02:02.57] | And don' t treat me like I' m pee wee herman, this movies PG |
[02:05.46] | Mr. Officer, I demand to see my attorney |
[02:08.32] | I will simply plead innocent, cop a plea and be free |
[02:11.36] | Free, yes, free, right back on the streets |
[02:14.04] | What you mean my lawyer' s with Michael, he' s too busy? |
[02:16.95] | I am Triumph, Britney Spears has shoulders like a man |
[02:19.76] | And I can say that and you' ll laugh cuz that is a puppet on my hand |
[02:22.63] | |
[02:23.62] | The way you shake it, I can' t believe it |
[02:26.32] | I ain' t never seen an ass like that |
[02:29.33] | The way you move it, you make my pee pee go |
[02:32.16] | Doing, doing, doing |
[02:34.46] | |
[02:35.11] | Hilary Duff is not quite old enough so |
[02:37.80] | I ain' t never seen a butt like that |
[02:40.62] | Maybe next year I' ll say ass and she' ll make my pee pee go |
[02:43.73] | Doing, doing, doing |
[02:45.63] | |
[02:45.89] | The way she moves she dances like a gogo |
[02:48.22] | In that video she sings get out your poles, so |
[02:51.05] | I need a new boyfriend, hi my name is JoJo |
[02:53.91] | Police saying " freeze" |
[02:55.27] | Doing, doing, doing |
[02:57.31] | What do you mean freeze? |
[02:58.69] | My computers would be seized and my keys to my ranch |
[03:01.92] | I just baked cookies Mr. Officer, looky, take a whiff of these |
[03:06.06] | Here, I make Jesus juice, take a sip of this |
[03:08.92] | Nobody is safe from me, no not even me |
[03:11.94] | I don' t even know if I can say the word pee pee, pee |
[03:15.27] | On the radio, but I think I did |
[03:17.51] | Janet, is that a breast, I think I just saw a tit |
[03:20.35] | Psych, I joke, I joke, I kidd, I kidd |
[03:23.07] | I don' t think my joke is working, I must flee quick |
[03:26.37] | Get to the chopper, everybody get out |
[03:29.01] | I am not Triumph, I am Arnold, get down |
[03:32.15] | |
[03:32.69] | The way you shake it, I can' t believe it |
[03:35.41] | I ain' t never seen an ass like that |
[03:38.40] | The way you move it, you make my pee pee go |
[03:41.25] | Doing, doing, doing |
[03:43.51] | |
[03:44.11] | So Gwen Stefani, will you pee pee on me please? |
[03:46.91] | I ain' t never seen an ass like that |
[03:49.75] | Cuz the way you move it, you make my pee pee go |
[03:52.74] | Doing, doing, doing |
[03:55.10] | |
[03:55.42] | is wrong with you? ha! |
[03:57.40] | |
[04:03.20] | |
[04:12.99] | |
[04:19.64] | END |
[08:20.00] |
[00:00.00] | zuò cí : Batson, Elizondo, Mathers ... |
[00:05.61] | The way you shake it, I can' t believe it |
[00:08.22] | I ain' t never seen an ass like that |
[00:11.15] | The way you move it, you make my pee pee go |
[00:14.09] | Doing, doing, doing |
[00:16.28] | |
[00:16.96] | I don' t believe it, it' s almost too good to be true |
[00:19.65] | I ain' t never seen an ass like that |
[00:22.66] | The way you move it, you make my pee pee go |
[00:25.61] | Doing, doing, doing |
[00:27.54] | |
[00:27.78] | The way she moves she' s like a belly dancer |
[00:30.09] | She' s shaking that ass to that new nelly jam, I |
[00:32.58] | Think someones at the door |
[00:33.85] | But I don' t think I' m gonna answer |
[00:35.74] | Police saying " freeze" |
[00:36.97] | Doing, doing, doing |
[00:39.14] | What do you mean freeze? |
[00:40.57] | Please, I' m a human being, I have needs |
[00:42.70] | I' m not done, not till I' m finish peeing |
[00:44.90] | I am not resisting arrest, I am agreeing Mr. Officer |
[00:48.38] | I' m already on my knees |
[00:50.06] | I can' t get on the ground any further, it' s impossible for me |
[00:53.39] | And do not treat me like a murderer, I just like to pee, pee, pee |
[00:57.62] | Yes, I make r b, I sing song it go |
[01:00.32] | Ringachong, achingchongchongchongching |
[01:02.22] | Psych, I joke, I joke, I kidd, I kidd |
[01:04.94] | If I offend I' m sorry, please, please forgive |
[01:07.77] | For I am Triumph, the puppet dog, I am a mere puppet |
[01:10.82] | I can get away with anything I sing, you will love it |
[01:13.62] | |
[01:14.55] | The way you shake it, I can' t believe it |
[01:17.28] | I ain' t never seen an ass like that |
[01:20.16] | The way you move it, you make my pee pee go |
[01:23.15] | Doing, doing, doing |
[01:25.28] | |
[01:26.05] | Jessica Simpson, looks oh so temptin' |
[01:28.59] | Nick I ain' t never seen an ass like that |
[01:31.74] | Everytime I see that show on MTV my pee pee goes |
[01:34.67] | Doing, doing, doing |
[01:36.34] | |
[01:36.62] | MaryKate and Ashley used to be so wholesome |
[01:39.15] | Now they' re getting older, they' re starting to grow bum bums |
[01:42.07] | I go to the movies and sit down with my pop corn |
[01:44.85] | Police saying " freeze" |
[01:46.02] | Doing doing doing |
[01:48.09] | What do you mean freeze? |
[01:49.58] | Geez, I just got my seat |
[01:50.98] | I have ticket, look, I put away my zipreciept |
[01:53.85] | Please do not remove me from this movie theater please |
[01:56.81] | I did not even get to see MaryKate shower scene |
[01:59.92] | I didn' t mean to be obscene or make a great big scene |
[02:02.57] | And don' t treat me like I' m pee wee herman, this movies PG |
[02:05.46] | Mr. Officer, I demand to see my attorney |
[02:08.32] | I will simply plead innocent, cop a plea and be free |
[02:11.36] | Free, yes, free, right back on the streets |
[02:14.04] | What you mean my lawyer' s with Michael, he' s too busy? |
[02:16.95] | I am Triumph, Britney Spears has shoulders like a man |
[02:19.76] | And I can say that and you' ll laugh cuz that is a puppet on my hand |
[02:22.63] | |
[02:23.62] | The way you shake it, I can' t believe it |
[02:26.32] | I ain' t never seen an ass like that |
[02:29.33] | The way you move it, you make my pee pee go |
[02:32.16] | Doing, doing, doing |
[02:34.46] | |
[02:35.11] | Hilary Duff is not quite old enough so |
[02:37.80] | I ain' t never seen a butt like that |
[02:40.62] | Maybe next year I' ll say ass and she' ll make my pee pee go |
[02:43.73] | Doing, doing, doing |
[02:45.63] | |
[02:45.89] | The way she moves she dances like a gogo |
[02:48.22] | In that video she sings get out your poles, so |
[02:51.05] | I need a new boyfriend, hi my name is JoJo |
[02:53.91] | Police saying " freeze" |
[02:55.27] | Doing, doing, doing |
[02:57.31] | What do you mean freeze? |
[02:58.69] | My computers would be seized and my keys to my ranch |
[03:01.92] | I just baked cookies Mr. Officer, looky, take a whiff of these |
[03:06.06] | Here, I make Jesus juice, take a sip of this |
[03:08.92] | Nobody is safe from me, no not even me |
[03:11.94] | I don' t even know if I can say the word pee pee, pee |
[03:15.27] | On the radio, but I think I did |
[03:17.51] | Janet, is that a breast, I think I just saw a tit |
[03:20.35] | Psych, I joke, I joke, I kidd, I kidd |
[03:23.07] | I don' t think my joke is working, I must flee quick |
[03:26.37] | Get to the chopper, everybody get out |
[03:29.01] | I am not Triumph, I am Arnold, get down |
[03:32.15] | |
[03:32.69] | The way you shake it, I can' t believe it |
[03:35.41] | I ain' t never seen an ass like that |
[03:38.40] | The way you move it, you make my pee pee go |
[03:41.25] | Doing, doing, doing |
[03:43.51] | |
[03:44.11] | So Gwen Stefani, will you pee pee on me please? |
[03:46.91] | I ain' t never seen an ass like that |
[03:49.75] | Cuz the way you move it, you make my pee pee go |
[03:52.74] | Doing, doing, doing |
[03:55.10] | |
[03:55.42] | is wrong with you? ha! |
[03:57.40] | |
[04:03.20] | |
[04:12.99] | |
[04:19.64] | END |
[08:20.00] |
[00:05.61] | 你扭动的模样 我无法相信 |
[00:08.22] | 我从未见过如此美臀 |
[00:11.15] | 你的每个动作 让我情难自持 |
[00:14.09] | **** |
[00:16.96] | 我不敢相信 这不可能是真的 |
[00:19.65] | 我从来没见过如此美臀 |
[00:22.66] | 你的每个动作 让我情难自持 |
[00:25.61] | **** |
[00:27.78] | 她的每个动作都像个芭蕾舞者 |
[00:30.09] | 她扭动的身姿有着迷人的女性果酱芬芳 |
[00:32.58] | 我觉得有人在敲门 |
[00:33.85] | 但我根本没心思应答 |
[00:35.74] | 警察说“不许动” |
[00:36.97] | Excuse me? |
[00:39.14] | 不许动是什么鬼 |
[00:40.57] | 拜托 我是个有血有肉的人 我有生理需求 |
[00:42.70] | 我还没完事呢 等我发**** |
[00:44.90] | 我没有反抗**** 我同意了啊长官 |
[00:48.38] | 我已经跪下了 |
[00:50.06] | 我不能再继续往下跪了 这到我的极限了 |
[00:53.39] | 别把我当杀人犯对待 我只是想发泄 发泄 发泄 |
[00:57.62] | 是的 我玩R&B 我就爱这样唱歌 |
[01:00.32] | 妈咪哄~ 妈咪妈咪哄~ |
[01:02.22] | 就疯了 就开玩笑了 就耍嘴炮了 |
[01:04.94] | 如有冒犯 对你不起 请多包涵 |
[01:07.77] | 因为我是赢家 木偶狗 我不过是个木偶 |
[01:10.82] | 我不会因为唱的这些就跑远 你会爱上它 |
[01:14.55] | 你扭动的身姿 我无法相信 |
[01:17.28] | 我从未见过如此美臀 |
[01:20.16] | 你的每个动作 让我情难自持 |
[01:23.15] | **** |
[01:26.05] | 杰西卡·史密森 你看起来如此诱惑 |
[01:28.59] | 尼克 我从未见过如此美臀 |
[01:31.74] | 每次我在MTV上看到她的表演我都情难自持 |
[01:34.67] | **** |
[01:36.62] | 玛丽凯特和阿什利曾经看起来挺健美的 |
[01:39.15] | 现在她们也老了 越长越残了 |
[01:42.07] | 我去看电影拿着爆米花刚坐下 |
[01:44.85] | 警察就说“不许动” |
[01:46.02] | 呵呵呵 |
[01:48.09] | 叫我不许动啥意思啊 |
[01:49.58] | 我去 我才坐下好嘛 |
[01:50.98] | 我买了票 你看清楚 我留了收据 |
[01:53.85] | 请不要把我赶出电影院我谢谢你 |
[01:56.81] | 我不是来看玛丽凯特洗澡的画面的 |
[01:59.92] | 我不是故意耍流氓或者想弄出什么大新闻 |
[02:02.57] | 别把我像猥琐男一样对待 这电影需要家长陪同观看 |
[02:05.46] | 长官 我要求见我的律师 |
[02:08.32] | 我会辩护无罪 然后被释放 |
[02:11.36] | 无罪 是的 无罪释放 立马回到街上 |
[02:14.04] | 你啥意思?我的律师和米歇尔在一起 他太忙了? |
[02:16.95] | 我就是赢家 小甜甜布兰妮肩膀跟男人一样 |
[02:19.76] | 我就敢这么说你也会笑 因为那是我手中的一个木偶 |
[02:23.62] | 你扭动的模样 我无法相信 |
[02:26.32] | 我从未见过这样的美臀 |
[02:29.33] | 你的每个动作 让我情难自持 |
[02:32.16] | **** |
[02:35.11] | 希拉里达夫也没那么老 |
[02:37.80] | 所以我还没见过那样的**** |
[02:40.62] | 也许明年我会说是** 她会让我情难自持 |
[02:43.73] | **** |
[02:45.89] | 她扭动的样子就像在跳摇摆舞 |
[02:48.22] | 那个录像里她的吟唱突破了你的点 所以 |
[02:51.05] | 我需要一个新男友 你好啊我叫JOJO |
[02:53.91] | 警察说“不许动” |
[02:55.27] | 嚯嚯嚯 |
[02:57.31] | 你啥意思啊不许动 |
[02:58.69] | 我的电脑要被搜查还有我牧场的钥匙 |
[03:01.92] | 我只是在烤饼干啊长官 你看嘛 不信你来点 |
[03:06.06] | 这里 我做了耶稣果汁 尝一口嘛 |
[03:08.92] | 对我来说没人是安全的 包括我自己 |
[03:11.94] | 我都不知道我能不能说尿尿这个词了 |
[03:15.27] | 在广播上 但是我想说 |
[03:17.51] | 珍妮特 你那也叫胸?我只看到了一个**** |
[03:20.35] | 疯言疯语 满嘴玩笑 |
[03:23.07] | 我不认为我的玩笑起作用了 还是赶紧开溜吧 |
[03:26.37] | 快上直升机 大家快跑啊 |
[03:29.01] | 我不是赢家 我是Amolf 下来 |
[03:32.69] | 你扭动的模样 我无法相信 |
[03:35.41] | 我从未见过如此美臀 |
[03:38.40] | 你的每个动作 让我情难自持 |
[03:41.25] | **** |
[03:44.11] | 格温·史蒂芬妮 你会对着我撒尿吗 |
[03:46.91] | 我从未看过如此美臀 |
[03:49.75] | 你的每个动作 我都情难自持 |
[03:52.74] | **** |
[03:55.42] | 你****有病吧(哈) |
[04:19.64] | 完 |