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I was sittin' in a chair at the H and R Block |
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Some bean countin' pencil pusher runnin' up the clock |
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Said, "I've tallied up your numbers through the end of the year |
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Son you spent a small fortune on liquor and beer" |
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I said, "It's cheaper than a shrink" |
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You don't have to think |
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You just pour and drink |
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It's sixteen-fifty for a bottle of Jack |
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No pouring out your heart to some high dollar quack |
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Just a flip of the wrist and you're gettin' it done |
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And gettin' just as messed up and havin' a lot more fun |
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And it's cheaper than a shrink |
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You don't have to think |
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You just pour and drink |
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It's cheaper than a shrink |
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Now me and her had this little problem between us |
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Tryin' to bridge the gap between Mars and Venus |
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She said, "Honey, I think we need to see a marital counselor" |
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I said, "All we need to do is slam a case of twelve ouncers" |
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Cause it's cheaper than a shrink |
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You don't have to think |
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You just pour and drink |
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'Bout eighteen bucks I'll getcha four six-packs |
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No pourin' out your heart to some high dollar quack |
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Just a flip of the wrist and you're gettin' it done |
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Gettin' just as messed up and havin' a lot more fun |
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And it's cheaper than a shrink |
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You don't have to think |
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You just pour and drink |
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And it's cheaper than a shrink |
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If the liquor prices soar as high as gasoline |
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Well, I'd have quit drinkin' back when I was nineteen |
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It's the oldest most proven form of therapy |
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The best thing about it, far as I can see |
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Is that it's cheaper than a shrink |
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You don't have to think |
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You just pour and drink |
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And it's cheaper than a shrink |
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Oh, you just pour and drink |
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And it's a whole lot cheaper than |
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Some big town clock hound |
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Drag you down shrink |
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