Incredibad 歌词
| 歌曲 | Incredibad |
| 歌手 | The Lonely Island |
| 专辑 | Incredibad |
| 下载 | Image LRC TXT |
| [00:00.00] | 作曲 : Fuller, Hammond, Samberg ... |
| [00:10.89] | Now let's take a trip down memory lane |
| [00:14.67] | Back to junior high school where it all began |
| [00:17.10] | Three bad little kids raising hell at school |
| [00:19.89] | We were just thirteen straight acting the fool |
| [00:22.52] | Everyday after class Kiv's house was the spot |
| [00:24.64] | Making crazy prank calls hoping not to get caught |
| [00:27.31] | Best friends, blood brothers, yo we're one in the same |
| [00:30.01] | Till one faithful afternoon when everything changed |
| [00:32.60] | One day playing punch out up in Kiv's room |
| [00:35.05] | The house started shaking and we heard a kaboom |
| [00:37.74] | Looked out the back window saw a billowin' smoke |
| [00:40.28] | Yo, your backyard is smashed |
| [00:41.51] | Man, this isn't a joke |
| [00:42.73] | Yo, let's go check this out man |
| [00:43.80] | Oh, what was that' |
| [00:44.37] | Alright, bet, let's go |
| [00:45.22] | All the smoke and debris led straight to the basement |
| [00:47.89] | Yo, what the hell is that' |
| [00:49.24] | Man, it looks like a spaceship |
| [00:50.59] | We all ran for cover as the hatch opened wide |
| [00:53.08] | And a little green dude stepped out from inside |
| [00:55.74] | He said: I'm from Mars and I come in peace |
| [00:58.27] | I have something to ask and it's not discreet |
| [01:00.70] | There's a mutated strain in our DNA helix |
| [01:03.26] | And you three kids are the ones who can heal it |
| [01:05.83] | But we're just thirteen |
| [01:07.18] | Man, what can we do' |
| [01:08.58] | Um, how should I put this' |
| [01:09.85] | I think we should screw |
| [01:11.10] | Whaaat' |
| [01:11.57] | On my home planet we can no longer breed |
| [01:13.55] | I've been sent as a receptacle to store in your seed |
| [01:16.14] | Store in our seed' |
| [01:17.48] | Yo, I think he means sex |
| [01:18.70] | Man, I'm a virgin |
| [01:20.08] | We all are |
| [01:20.98] | Bet! |
| [01:21.62] | I'm just gonna lie here and close my eyes |
| [01:23.83] | Awh, what should we do' |
| [01:24.95] | Now it's spreading its thighs |
| [01:26.08] | You'll be heroes on my planet |
| [01:27.57] | But why us three' |
| [01:28.87] | You're the chosen ones |
| [01:30.26] | You'll just have to trust me |
| [01:31.00] | Yo, should we do it' |
| [01:32.55] | Man, I don't know |
| [01:33.58] | Yo, I say we put it to a vote |
| [01:34.49] | All in favor say I |
| [01:35.42] | I! |
| [01:36.94] | Okay, we're in |
| [01:37.86] | Cool |
| [01:38.44] | Who should go first' |
| [01:39.35] | I have three depositories to capture your burst |
| [01:41.64] | Wait, so at the same time' |
| [01:42.98] | Yeah, that's what I was thinking |
| [01:44.34] | Here's some wine coolers |
| [01:45.68] | Let's get you boys drinking |
| [01:46.95] | We pounded the drinks and started gettin' tipsy |
| [01:49.42] | Then took our positions and started getting' frisky |
| [01:51.87] | One in the front |
| [01:53.31] | And two in the back |
| [01:54.58] | Had it locked up like a Chinese finger trap |
| [01:57.03] | Keep pumpin' away |
| [01:58.33] | My wife and family thank you |
| [01:59.70] | I'm about to explode |
| [02:00.87] | Yo son, me too |
| [02:02.13] | Three-way Climax! |
| [02:03.99] | Best friends forever |
| [02:04.98] | What a blessing to have lost our virginities together! |
| [02:06.68] | Yeah! |
| [02:07.40] | Andy, Jorm and Kiv |
| [02:08.75] | You've saved my race |
| [02:09.91] | Your reward is one wish |
| [02:11.17] | Then I'll go back to space |
| [02:12.44] | We looked at each other |
| [02:13.79] | Didn't have to talk |
| [02:15.03] | Knew exactly what we wanted before it took off |
| [02:17.33] | Mister Alien, sir |
| [02:18.69] | For what it's worth |
| [02:20.08] | We want to be the greatest fake MCs on earth |
| [02:22.48] | Your wish is granted |
| [02:23.70] | And thanks again |
| [02:25.25] | I may have saved my planet but I'm loosing three friends |
| [02:27.57] | What happened today was both incredible and bad |
| [02:30.19] | Therefore your name is Incredibad |
| [02:33.37] |
| [00:00.00] | zuo qu : Fuller, Hammond, Samberg ... |
| [00:10.89] | Now let' s take a trip down memory lane |
| [00:14.67] | Back to junior high school where it all began |
| [00:17.10] | Three bad little kids raising hell at school |
| [00:19.89] | We were just thirteen straight acting the fool |
| [00:22.52] | Everyday after class Kiv' s house was the spot |
| [00:24.64] | Making crazy prank calls hoping not to get caught |
| [00:27.31] | Best friends, blood brothers, yo we' re one in the same |
| [00:30.01] | Till one faithful afternoon when everything changed |
| [00:32.60] | One day playing punch out up in Kiv' s room |
| [00:35.05] | The house started shaking and we heard a kaboom |
| [00:37.74] | Looked out the back window saw a billowin' smoke |
| [00:40.28] | Yo, your backyard is smashed |
| [00:41.51] | Man, this isn' t a joke |
| [00:42.73] | Yo, let' s go check this out man |
| [00:43.80] | Oh, what was that' |
| [00:44.37] | Alright, bet, let' s go |
| [00:45.22] | All the smoke and debris led straight to the basement |
| [00:47.89] | Yo, what the hell is that' |
| [00:49.24] | Man, it looks like a spaceship |
| [00:50.59] | We all ran for cover as the hatch opened wide |
| [00:53.08] | And a little green dude stepped out from inside |
| [00:55.74] | He said: I' m from Mars and I come in peace |
| [00:58.27] | I have something to ask and it' s not discreet |
| [01:00.70] | There' s a mutated strain in our DNA helix |
| [01:03.26] | And you three kids are the ones who can heal it |
| [01:05.83] | But we' re just thirteen |
| [01:07.18] | Man, what can we do' |
| [01:08.58] | Um, how should I put this' |
| [01:09.85] | I think we should screw |
| [01:11.10] | Whaaat' |
| [01:11.57] | On my home planet we can no longer breed |
| [01:13.55] | I' ve been sent as a receptacle to store in your seed |
| [01:16.14] | Store in our seed' |
| [01:17.48] | Yo, I think he means sex |
| [01:18.70] | Man, I' m a virgin |
| [01:20.08] | We all are |
| [01:20.98] | Bet! |
| [01:21.62] | I' m just gonna lie here and close my eyes |
| [01:23.83] | Awh, what should we do' |
| [01:24.95] | Now it' s spreading its thighs |
| [01:26.08] | You' ll be heroes on my planet |
| [01:27.57] | But why us three' |
| [01:28.87] | You' re the chosen ones |
| [01:30.26] | You' ll just have to trust me |
| [01:31.00] | Yo, should we do it' |
| [01:32.55] | Man, I don' t know |
| [01:33.58] | Yo, I say we put it to a vote |
| [01:34.49] | All in favor say I |
| [01:35.42] | I! |
| [01:36.94] | Okay, we' re in |
| [01:37.86] | Cool |
| [01:38.44] | Who should go first' |
| [01:39.35] | I have three depositories to capture your burst |
| [01:41.64] | Wait, so at the same time' |
| [01:42.98] | Yeah, that' s what I was thinking |
| [01:44.34] | Here' s some wine coolers |
| [01:45.68] | Let' s get you boys drinking |
| [01:46.95] | We pounded the drinks and started gettin' tipsy |
| [01:49.42] | Then took our positions and started getting' frisky |
| [01:51.87] | One in the front |
| [01:53.31] | And two in the back |
| [01:54.58] | Had it locked up like a Chinese finger trap |
| [01:57.03] | Keep pumpin' away |
| [01:58.33] | My wife and family thank you |
| [01:59.70] | I' m about to explode |
| [02:00.87] | Yo son, me too |
| [02:02.13] | Threeway Climax! |
| [02:03.99] | Best friends forever |
| [02:04.98] | What a blessing to have lost our virginities together! |
| [02:06.68] | Yeah! |
| [02:07.40] | Andy, Jorm and Kiv |
| [02:08.75] | You' ve saved my race |
| [02:09.91] | Your reward is one wish |
| [02:11.17] | Then I' ll go back to space |
| [02:12.44] | We looked at each other |
| [02:13.79] | Didn' t have to talk |
| [02:15.03] | Knew exactly what we wanted before it took off |
| [02:17.33] | Mister Alien, sir |
| [02:18.69] | For what it' s worth |
| [02:20.08] | We want to be the greatest fake MCs on earth |
| [02:22.48] | Your wish is granted |
| [02:23.70] | And thanks again |
| [02:25.25] | I may have saved my planet but I' m loosing three friends |
| [02:27.57] | What happened today was both incredible and bad |
| [02:30.19] | Therefore your name is Incredibad |
| [02:33.37] |
| [00:00.00] | zuò qǔ : Fuller, Hammond, Samberg ... |
| [00:10.89] | Now let' s take a trip down memory lane |
| [00:14.67] | Back to junior high school where it all began |
| [00:17.10] | Three bad little kids raising hell at school |
| [00:19.89] | We were just thirteen straight acting the fool |
| [00:22.52] | Everyday after class Kiv' s house was the spot |
| [00:24.64] | Making crazy prank calls hoping not to get caught |
| [00:27.31] | Best friends, blood brothers, yo we' re one in the same |
| [00:30.01] | Till one faithful afternoon when everything changed |
| [00:32.60] | One day playing punch out up in Kiv' s room |
| [00:35.05] | The house started shaking and we heard a kaboom |
| [00:37.74] | Looked out the back window saw a billowin' smoke |
| [00:40.28] | Yo, your backyard is smashed |
| [00:41.51] | Man, this isn' t a joke |
| [00:42.73] | Yo, let' s go check this out man |
| [00:43.80] | Oh, what was that' |
| [00:44.37] | Alright, bet, let' s go |
| [00:45.22] | All the smoke and debris led straight to the basement |
| [00:47.89] | Yo, what the hell is that' |
| [00:49.24] | Man, it looks like a spaceship |
| [00:50.59] | We all ran for cover as the hatch opened wide |
| [00:53.08] | And a little green dude stepped out from inside |
| [00:55.74] | He said: I' m from Mars and I come in peace |
| [00:58.27] | I have something to ask and it' s not discreet |
| [01:00.70] | There' s a mutated strain in our DNA helix |
| [01:03.26] | And you three kids are the ones who can heal it |
| [01:05.83] | But we' re just thirteen |
| [01:07.18] | Man, what can we do' |
| [01:08.58] | Um, how should I put this' |
| [01:09.85] | I think we should screw |
| [01:11.10] | Whaaat' |
| [01:11.57] | On my home planet we can no longer breed |
| [01:13.55] | I' ve been sent as a receptacle to store in your seed |
| [01:16.14] | Store in our seed' |
| [01:17.48] | Yo, I think he means sex |
| [01:18.70] | Man, I' m a virgin |
| [01:20.08] | We all are |
| [01:20.98] | Bet! |
| [01:21.62] | I' m just gonna lie here and close my eyes |
| [01:23.83] | Awh, what should we do' |
| [01:24.95] | Now it' s spreading its thighs |
| [01:26.08] | You' ll be heroes on my planet |
| [01:27.57] | But why us three' |
| [01:28.87] | You' re the chosen ones |
| [01:30.26] | You' ll just have to trust me |
| [01:31.00] | Yo, should we do it' |
| [01:32.55] | Man, I don' t know |
| [01:33.58] | Yo, I say we put it to a vote |
| [01:34.49] | All in favor say I |
| [01:35.42] | I! |
| [01:36.94] | Okay, we' re in |
| [01:37.86] | Cool |
| [01:38.44] | Who should go first' |
| [01:39.35] | I have three depositories to capture your burst |
| [01:41.64] | Wait, so at the same time' |
| [01:42.98] | Yeah, that' s what I was thinking |
| [01:44.34] | Here' s some wine coolers |
| [01:45.68] | Let' s get you boys drinking |
| [01:46.95] | We pounded the drinks and started gettin' tipsy |
| [01:49.42] | Then took our positions and started getting' frisky |
| [01:51.87] | One in the front |
| [01:53.31] | And two in the back |
| [01:54.58] | Had it locked up like a Chinese finger trap |
| [01:57.03] | Keep pumpin' away |
| [01:58.33] | My wife and family thank you |
| [01:59.70] | I' m about to explode |
| [02:00.87] | Yo son, me too |
| [02:02.13] | Threeway Climax! |
| [02:03.99] | Best friends forever |
| [02:04.98] | What a blessing to have lost our virginities together! |
| [02:06.68] | Yeah! |
| [02:07.40] | Andy, Jorm and Kiv |
| [02:08.75] | You' ve saved my race |
| [02:09.91] | Your reward is one wish |
| [02:11.17] | Then I' ll go back to space |
| [02:12.44] | We looked at each other |
| [02:13.79] | Didn' t have to talk |
| [02:15.03] | Knew exactly what we wanted before it took off |
| [02:17.33] | Mister Alien, sir |
| [02:18.69] | For what it' s worth |
| [02:20.08] | We want to be the greatest fake MCs on earth |
| [02:22.48] | Your wish is granted |
| [02:23.70] | And thanks again |
| [02:25.25] | I may have saved my planet but I' m loosing three friends |
| [02:27.57] | What happened today was both incredible and bad |
| [02:30.19] | Therefore your name is Incredibad |
| [02:33.37] |
| [00:10.89] | 让我们回到记忆的深处 |
| [00:14.67] | 直至事发时的初中时期 |
| [00:17.10] | 我们还是三个在学校捣鬼的毛头小子 |
| [00:19.89] | 刚过十三岁像个傻瓜一样 |
| [00:22.52] | 在课后，Kiv的家就是我们的小基地 |
| [00:24.64] | 打疯狂的恶作剧电话却希望不被逮到 |
| [00:27.31] | 好基友，铁兄弟，我们就是一类人 |
| [00:30.01] | 直到那命运般的下午将一切改变 |
| [00:32.60] | 一天我们在Kiv的房间里玩《拳无虚发》（著名NES/FC游戏） |
| [00:35.05] | 房子突然震荡起来然后一声巨响 |
| [00:37.74] | 从后窗看见翻腾而来的烟雾 |
| [00:40.28] | 哟，你家后院炸了 |
| [00:41.51] | 哥，这看上去挺严重的 |
| [00:42.73] | 咱们还是去看看怎么回事吧 |
| [00:43.80] | 噢，那是啥 |
| [00:44.37] | 好啦，我们下去吧 |
| [00:45.22] | 所有的烟雾和碎片将我们引到地下室 |
| [00:47.89] | 哟，这玩意是啥 |
| [00:49.24] | 哥，这看上去像一个太空船 |
| [00:50.59] | 舱门打开的时候我们都跑去找掩护 |
| [00:53.08] | 看见一个小绿人从里面走出来 |
| [00:55.74] | 他说：我来自火星，我为和平而来 |
| [00:58.27] | 我有事相求，而且这事不是很好开口 |
| [01:00.70] | 在我们的DNA螺旋中一个片段发生了变异 |
| [01:03.26] | 而你们三个可以将其治愈 |
| [01:05.83] | 但我们才十三岁 |
| [01:07.18] | 天，我们能做什么 |
| [01:08.58] | 嗯，我该怎么说呢 |
| [01:09.85] | 我觉得我们该干 |
| [01:11.10] | 哈？ |
| [01:11.57] | 我们在母星已经无法生育 |
| [01:13.55] | 我作为容器被派来储存你们的种子 |
| [01:16.14] | 储存我们的种子 |
| [01:17.48] | 哟，我觉得他的意思是做爱 |
| [01:18.70] | 哥，我还是处男 |
| [01:20.08] | 我们都是 |
| [01:20.98] | 对！ |
| [01:21.62] | 我会在这里躺下闭上眼 |
| [01:23.83] | 吖，我们该怎么做 |
| [01:24.95] | 他开始叉开大腿了 |
| [01:26.08] | 你会成为我们星球的英雄 |
| [01:27.57] | 但为什么是我们三个 |
| [01:28.87] | 你们是被选中的人 |
| [01:30.26] | 请务必相信我 |
| [01:31.00] | 哟，我们真做吗 |
| [01:32.55] | 哥，我不知道 |
| [01:33.58] | 哟，我说还是投票吧 |
| [01:34.49] | 我完全赞成 |
| [01:35.42] | 赞成！ |
| [01:36.94] | 好吧，我们同意 |
| [01:37.86] | 不错 |
| [01:38.44] | 谁先上 |
| [01:39.35] | 我有三个容器来接收你们的爆射 |
| [01:41.64] | 等等，就是说要同时 |
| [01:42.98] | 对，我就是这样想的 |
| [01:44.34] | 这里有一些果汁酒 |
| [01:45.68] | 你们几个拿去享用吧 |
| [01:46.95] | 我们把酒闷了开始变得微醺 |
| [01:49.42] | 然后各就各位开始变得调皮 |
| [01:51.87] | 一个在前面 |
| [01:53.31] | 两个在后面 |
| [01:54.58] | 将那话儿锁定起来，就像中国手指陷阱一样 |
| [01:57.03] | 活塞运动不要停 |
| [01:58.33] | 我代表我妻子和家庭感谢你 |
| [01:59.70] | 我快要爆了 |
| [02:00.87] | 尼玛，我也快了 |
| [02:02.13] | 三路高潮！ |
| [02:03.99] | 永远的好基友 |
| [02:04.98] | 一起失去贞操是多么幸福的事情！ |
| [02:06.68] | 液！ |
| [02:07.40] | Andy，Jorm 和 Kiv |
| [02:08.75] | 你们拯救了我的种族 |
| [02:09.91] | 你的回报是实现一个愿望 |
| [02:11.17] | 然后我就要回到太空去了 |
| [02:12.44] | 我们相视一笑 |
| [02:13.79] | 无需多言 |
| [02:15.03] | 在起飞前我们就想好了自己想要的 |
| [02:17.33] | 尊敬的外星人先生 |
| [02:18.69] | 坦诚地说 |
| [02:20.08] | 我们想要成为地球上最强的假MC |
| [02:22.48] | 你们的愿望被准许了 |
| [02:23.70] | 再次感谢你们 |
| [02:25.25] | 我也许拯救了我的星球，但我即将失去三个朋友了 |
| [02:27.57] | 今天发生的事情既是非凡又是糟糕 |
| [02:30.19] | 所以你们的名字就叫做非凡糟糕 |
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